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dogtoling · 1 year

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hey! this is “not choker smol bean” anon and maybe i was too judgemental please tell me more about choker so i can tell if you were right or not

Choker is a menace. Like, a lot of people love him, lots of others HATE HIM. I already briefly talked about him in a previous ask, but to summarize, he is a natural disaster. he's just some guy but like, one of those really chaotic guys. He's actually roommates with Squl right now despite the fact that they met on the battlefield and hated each other's guts above all else initially. I already posted this picture of him like last week but i'll post it again (i dont have a lot of pictures of him and i JUST made this updated design)

But like, he's kind of a bizarre guy. He tries hard to look really cool and be cool so people take him seriously, but he's actually kind of goofy. He still tries really hard to make people scared of him, and some people are, but most people just roll their eyes when he pulls up. He's a very loud person who makes his presence known and he can be extremely snarky, but he's not really EVIL. At least not yet. Toxic? YES.

(here he was trying to convince Boba that she should totally pick dualies as her main.)

He used to be in the orange team, Fire Arrows, but he left after getting frustrated about how casual the matches were and how much less frequent they became while Boba had to deal with exams. To be fair, he was a pretty controversial teammate, with how arrogant and chaotic he was. Generally, he just ended up in the team because Boba has ZERO judge of character, and he has ONLY been a negative influence on her. (He knows how to make molotovs for some reason, and now Boba knows as well.)

Anyway Choker used to be a Dualie Squelchers main, but he recently had a growth spurt that's made dodge rolling super awkward for him, so he looked around for a new weapon and settled on the Squeezer. Though not going to lie, the Annaki Splattershot Nova is looking pretty good... if only because he's like, an Annaki simp and if something's got the logo on it, he's got to own it for the unrivalable (is that a word?) drip. Arguably, he's pretty shallow when it comes to appearances and is really quick to judge if people have atrocious fashion. He got his stage name because his go-to used to be the Annaki Choker Tee, but he began just hoarding and using chokers after getting used to it pretty much regardless of what else hes wearing. Also, his legal name is Tako, and that is SUCH a boring normie name that he would do ANYTHING to make sure Choker is the name that sticks.

As of early 2023, he founded a yellow Turf War team with his friends Squl, Frill and Gill (cool name synergy) and called it Team TOXIC. Because for some reason he thinks toxicity (both in gameplay terms and biological terms) is SUPER cool and metal, and everyone else thinks so too, so. You know. He was also heavily inspired by a guy named Martin who mentored him for a while in late 2022.

What do I mean by "mentored"? Choker is absolutely enamored with the concept of crime and especially banditry. His biggest idols in life are like, Deep Cut, because he knows about their "secret" bandit career. Choker himself comes from a lineage of Octarian pirates, or that's at least what he says, he doesn't have much to back that up. So his resolution throughout his teens has been that he WILL become a master pickpocket and maybe even something more. So once he acquainted with Martin, who's been either a gangster or a criminal of miscellaneous sorts for like 20 years, he was extremely impressed and DEMANDED to stick around to learn from him. (Of course, his teachings aren't a perfect match given that Choker is very naive, and also way taller.)

(hence why this picture exists. choker is MUCH TALLER STILL now.)

Basically, Choker is a chaotic guy, and a menace, and a chronic rulebreaker. And he cares about life being interesting and fun, even if it's at the expense of other people's (or his own!) safety. He's a horrible influence and he is easily influenced by other people who are way worse off than he is. He sustains most of Splatsville's feral shrimp population because he feeds them just out of spite for the signs that say you can't do it. He's set dumpsters on fire because he was bored. He might ruin relationships for fun. He's friends with retired felons because why not.

he is not smol bean.

#mailbox #dodo ocs #team toxic

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tomboyjessie13 · 2 years

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Headcanons of the VOCALOID 8

These are MY personal headcanons on the top 8 VOCALOIDs and mines alone, don't take it seriously, just ignore them if you dislike these. I've also borrowed some bits and pieces of my friends' RPs and some widely accepted canon and fanon VOCALOID stuff from years before just because.

MEIKO

The eldest of the Cryptonloids

Mom of the Cryptonloids

Heavy Weight Drinker

Very hot-headed, especially when she's drunk, weirdly enough she becomes a "beast" during this stage.

A stern but very loving parent figure to Miku, Rin, and Len, close friends with Luka and Gakupo(though keeps a close eye on the latter), and KAITO is her life partner

Acts as a mentor to the younger VOCALOIDs, in and out of Crypton

KAITO

2 years younger than MEIKO(which is true product-wise)

Dad of the Cryptonloids

Himbo(I dislike using that term as a positive, but that's exactly what he is so I'll let it slide)

Closet masochist

Ice Cream connoisseur

Only sees Miku, Rin, and Len as his children, started off as enemies when they first met but are now idiotic best friends with Gakupo, close friends with Luka, and MEIKO is his life partner

Miku

Older child of the Cryptonloids

Best friends with Rin, Len, Luka, and GUMI, mostly sees KAITO and MEIKO as parent figures, and has a one-sided crush on Gakupo

A huge sweetheart, but has a darkside when buttons are pushed

Mostly vegetarian(especially negi), but does eat meat on some occasions

Feels bad about the other VOCALOIDs not receiving a lot of attention like she does

Has a weird liking for M*donald's fries

Rin

Middle child of the Cryptonloids

Stubborn

Though not really siblings, she and Len treat each other as such, also best friends with Miku, GUMI and Luka, sees MEIKO as a awesome Mom, and likes to troll Gakupo and KAITO

Rides her road roller to school and the supermarket despite being 14

Bratty child with a heart of gold

Owns a lot of prize figures of herself because she's THAT prideful

Len

Younger child of the Cryptonloids

Clever

Though not really siblings, he and Rin treat each other as such, also crushing hard on Neru, sees MEIKO as a awesome Mom, is best friends with Miku, Gumi and Luka, and is idiotic best friends with Gakupo and KAITO

Thinks he's hot shit, especially around the ladies

Gets nausea every time "Evillious" is mentioned due to his characters getting killed off

Hates being called a "Sh*ta"

Gakupo

Master swordsman and patriot

Acts charismatic in public, acts foolish in private

Spoke in a Medieval dialect upon debut, but stopped when he was told to stop.

Crushing hard on Luka, cares for GUMI like a sister, and started off as enemies when they first met but are now idiotic best friends with KAITO and Len

Dislikes "Lunacy of Duke Venomania" due to receiving negative attention and fanservice

Still salty that he doesn't get his own rhythm game nor a cameo in Project Mirai

Luka

Aunt of the Cryptonloids

Acts cool, calm, and collected, but does express joy and anger at times

Masters the English language

Acts like a Tsundere to Gakupo, and close friends with her fellow Cryptonloids and GUMI

Loves Tuna-based dishes, but dislikes Octopus-based dishes because she has Tako Luka as a pet

Awesome cook

GUMI

Girly girl with a Tomboy streak

Sporty

Great English and Filipino

Best friends with Miku, Rin, and Luka, cares for Gakupo like a brother, and looks up to KAITO and MEIKO as teachers

Endorses good health and love for carrots

Has a pretty bad temper when pushed too far

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Additional headcanons

Contrary to popular belief by their fans, the Internetloids and Cryptonloids actually hate calling each other rivials and being pitted against each other because they're friends

While the Cryptonloids are stationed in Hokkaido and the Internetloids are in Kansai, they do visit each other from time to time, despite how long it takes.

The Internetloids are partners with the PowerFXloids due to Gakupo's connections with Big AL and YOHIOloid in the past

The Cryptonloids and Zero-Gloids actually threw LEON, LOLA, and Miriam a Graduation party upon the V1 trio's retirement

Most VOCALOIDs, not all but most, only do romance with each other when the song they're given calls for it(i.e. Cendrillon), but most of the time they're being professional and respecting each others boundries. KAITO is mostly creeped out from them since he mostly sees Miku, Len, and Rin as his babies, meanwhile MEIKO is warning Gakupo not to do anything "stupid" with the kids

While mostly rivials with the UTAUloids, they're on good terms with Teto, whom Miku gets into shenanigans with from time to time

The Cryptonloids usually meet up at Neru's cafe when they get the chance, usually for munches or Len trying to woo her

MEIKO once grounded Rin for 2 weeks due to almost killing someone and breaking public property in Sapporo with a Road Roller

While working on "Master of the Heavenly Yard", Miku once reasoned that they're all incarnations of their "Evillious" counterparts, but was brushed off by Kiyoteru as being just a old theory concocted by older fans

#headcanon #vocaloid #meiko #kaito #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #camui gakupo #megurine luka #gumi #roleplay #evillious chronicles #i tagged it under evillious because the serious is mentioned 3 times here lol

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sleepingthroughmyproblems · 2 years

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Tuesday 10:57 - Takotsubo

This one got really looong with the notes and all but I hope I made everything clear

Jo: Hey, Maya!

Tiff: Supervisor!

Jo: Hey, the coat and everything! Could you give me a late note* real quick?

Tiff: Ms. Supervisor!

Maya: Hello

Jo: Wow...

Student: Nice to meet you, ma'am

Jo: "Ma'am"!

Tiff: "Ma'am"! You just got ten years older**

Jo: Hey I lost my student book***, could you make me a new one?

Redouane: Could you get rid of my detention hours? It's gonna be so cool having you here!

Maya: Guys, it's my first day! Do you want to have me fired or what?

Jo: Exactly...But really, do you have access to the servers? That way you could give me a nice little 18**** in maths...Amazing!

Tiff: No, not 18, let's say 12...

Jo: Don't listen to her...you have to be ambitious

Tiff: 12 is more likely...

Jo: Think big. Big!

Tiff: Do you have our mock exam subjects?

Jo: There we go!

Maya: Does it say "sucker" on my forehead?

Tiff: We don't know, we can't see it

Jo: We've never actually seen it...Does she have one?

Tiff: No one knows

Nurse: Sorry, excuse me, sorry. Excuse me, do you happen to have 50 cents, please?

Maya: Yeah

Nurse: We never get an actual break

Maya: Here you go

Nurse: Thanks, you're a lifesaver. I lost my wallet yesterday at a party and I really need a coffee right now

Maya: Maya, nice to meet you

Nurse: I'll tell you right away so you're not disappointed, the mood among the team isn't great

Maya: Ah...alright

Nurse: Yeah, sorry. Ah, something very important: if the French teacher, the one with the ugly sweaters, ever invites you to one of his "colleagues" party, say no. Seriously. You really have to say no.

Maya: Because his parties are...are...?

Nurse: Well, he calls them "parties" but really they're...themed tea parties...you don't want to know

Maya: OK, noted

Nurse: But you look cooler than the rest...can I get your number?

Maya: Yeah, totally

Tiff: She's getting the nurse's number...

Maya: What's your name?

Nurse: Wait, sorry

Jo: Hey! Send the number on our group chat!

Tiff: Invite her to our parties!

Jo: Hey! Does she only have one lab coat, or 10 identical ones? Ask her, I'm begging you! Maya! Cut a strand of her hair, put it in your pocket for later!

Nurse: Sorry, it's my boyfriend, he's being very annoying as of late. Might be andropause...He wakes me up every night, and not to do anything interesting...to talk!

Maya: Yeah

Nurse: Do you have anyone?

Maya: Uh...No. Well we broke up not long ago

Nurse: Oh, lucky you! Freedom, flirting, one-night stands!

Maya: Yeah, no...for me it's more like...tachycardia, pain in the chest, difficulty breathing...that kind of stuff

Nurse: Takotsubo

Maya: Tako what?

Nurse: Takotsubo...It's broken heart syndrome. It felt like you were having a heart attack, right?

Maya: Well yeah, but wait...is that a real thing?

Nurse: Not only is it a real thing, but it's really common, way more than you'd think. I know a girl who had it twice. But hey, that's rare! And it's beautiful! If it happened to you, it means you loved your ex very much [pause] Bye! [offscreen] Excuse me, do you have 50 cents?

T/N:

* Idk how it works in other places but in French middle/high schools, when you're late you have to fill a late note (with the reason for your tardiness) and get it signed by a supervisor (like Maya) before you can show up to class 😐

**That kid called her "madame", which technically was reserved for married women, whereas single women would be called "mademoiselle". A few years ago, "mademoiselle" disappeared from official documents as it was considered to be a misogynistic practice. However when addressing younger women, it is still common to call them "mademoiselle" in speech, and "madame" can make people feel old. It's kind of a rite of passage to be called "madame" for the first time and suddenly feel the weight of your (usually) 20 years of life on your shoulders.

***The "carnet" is a little book that every middle/high school student has. In it you have your class schedule, late and absent notes, infirmary slips, detentions (if you get any), notes from your teachers to show your parents and vice-versa...etc. When I was in middle school we also had to show that "carnet" to be allowed on school premises so losing it was a very big deal.

****You might already know this but just in case...Exams in France are graded out of 20, so 18 is considered an excellent grade - in many subjects it will be close to impossible to get a perfect score. 12 is good, since you passed, but it's not..."wow", you know?

#skamfr #skam france #s9

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thetrashypanda423 · 5 years

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School play

So this is my first official story on tumblr. It’s not a fanfic, it’s just a short story I came up with a while ago and left so I decided to finish it and now here we are!

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It was the night of the school play and I was working on the sound board with Jason and my friend Cassidy. Just as the school buses pull up and the actors go to greet the elementary schools.

Mrs. Ashton yells “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES OUT TODAY!”, I saw Andy looking down and I think he said something else because Mrs. Ashton yelled again, “AND TAYLOR LOST HIS VOICE!?”

Damn their the singers for the play.

“I wonder what their going to do?” Cassidy mumbles.

“No idea because their the main actors for one of the short stories”

“Wow Jason! I didn’t know that hey were!” I say sarcastically.

Mrs. Ashton started yelling again “WHO KNOWS THIS SONG WELL ENOUGH TO SING IT BECAUSE RIGHT NOW I DON’T CARE IF YOU CAN SING OR NOT!”

“They sang “Its not like I like you” right?”

“Yup” ,Cassidy answered, “ya know it?”

“Yeah , actually I loved it and still remember the lyrics”

“Then get your butt down their girl”

And with that I went downstairs to the stage. I went up to Mrs.Ashton saying “um I know the song” she turns around so fast I think I saw some of her brain splashing out of her ear. “YOU DO!!?” Damn she’s in a yelling mood today.

I saw Peyton come up behind her, he’s apart of the crew and I sort of maybe like him but he said somthing “I um know the song too” she jerks towards his direction, “WONDERFUL, YOU ABSOLUTE LIFESAVERS!”

“Enough to get an A?” He comments.

She squints at him, “maybe, if you do well enough”

And with that all the kids have arrived and are seated.

~time skip to their bit cuz I’m Suppa lazy~ (pls go listen to the song so this will make a lot more sense cuz I started getting lazy)

“And our final story, ‘I like you”

We stand in front of each other with microphones in our hand and we start singing.

Boy: "Hey! That's pretty good!"

Girl: "Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!"

I've got myself just a little bit of love

That I wanna spend on you

But baby, I'll never get that chance

To dance that romance with you

Peyton grabs my hand and spins me for the lyric and I definitely did not blush.

Oh, No, cause

You're always hittin', (HIYAH!)

I lightly punch him in the arm as he sings.

And kickin' (HUGH)

Light kick to the knee.

And putting me down.

I giggle and he looks at me with somthing I can’t describe.

My girl's a Dere

A Tsun-Tsundere

Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face

And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase

I recite the lines of the song. “Hey! That was a direct attack!"

Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!

“Stupid Octopus! Take it back!"

Peyton laughs “So, uh, how am I an octopus?"

“How am I a cat!?"

“Well-uh. Cats are cute!"

“Go away!" Even though it’s apart of the song I’m pretty sure my cheeks are red.

Can we get along? You're so headstrong

There's no way, go away, now so long!

Just talk to me and you will see

That's not fair, using flair you dummy

I've got myself just a little bit of love

That I wanna spend on NOT you

Cuz baby, I'm afraid you'll say

That it's not okay with you

Oh, Oh, cuz

You're always laughin', he laughs and I find my stare lingering a little to long.

And jokin'

You look like a clown

But I hope you mean what you say

“I do."

And I wonder what you would think

If I let my pride down, let it sink

Could we hold hands, kiss?

Live our lives in gentle bliss?

“We could."

Girl: "Ah! I'm not talking about you!"

You're not my Prince in this

I'm not a Dere

A Tsun-Tsundere

I have a jello heart, I'm not that mean!

I'm not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!

Peyton chuckles, “Your smile is really cute, though."

You'll never see it from underneath my pigtails!

———————I skipped some stuff—————-

Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!

I say my last line. “Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It's not like I'll enjoy it or anything."

I breath out as we finish the song and people start to applause.

Peyton and I have known eachother for a while and I can safely say we’re friends but he starts leaning in a little bit and I freak out so I make an act out of it and push him away, Was that a mistake?

Well i can always freak out later.

Mrs. Ashton calls for curtain call and reads off all the names of the crew and cast but she skipped my name? When she finished calling the names she said “ and a special thanks to the two crew members who did the last skit “I like you” at last minute and somehow did good for not having practice much. Special thanks to them and we hope you enjoyed our skits!”

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With how I left the story I might do a part two and there’s another bit I wanted to add but as of writing this it’s late and I want to get this posted tonight. So here’s the story! I hope you liked it.

#short story #oneshot #writing #romance #school #lovestory #stagesound #acting

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