#I'm laughing but I really shouldn't

[qcomicsy]

Being in the Batman fandom is so fucking funny because is literally lineless phone where someone makes a joke

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then someone hears the joke and it's like "Oh didn't knew this was cannon *posts as if it was cannon*

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And a couple of hours afterwards you can hear at distance.

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"wHO THE FUCK–"

#batman #batfam #batfam shenanigans #I'm laughing but I really shouldn't #people making silly funny haha jokes: ha / people who don't read the comics: “Oh wow that's definitely their personality” #and at distance you can hear a comic essayist dying--- or getting a gun #q rambles

[zaritarazi]

hanne (trying to recall a fun childhood story): did you tell them about the zipline

matthias: i did tell them about the zipline

jesper: he told us about the zipline

hanne: then why do you all look so upset

wylan: sorry, to clarify, are you referencing the zipline designed to kill children?

hanne and matthias at the same time, still not sure why people don't think that the zipline story is funny: yes

nina, walking back into the room after getting a glass of water: why does everyone suddenly look so concerned did matthias bring up his childhood summer camp's illegal fucking zipline again

#this is how i feel hanne and matthias are in any modern au #matthias is like remember when we got left after school for 3 hours and had to walk home and hanne is like haha yeah #and everyone is like i'm sorry fucking WHAT #and matthias is like yeah! we saw some rare birds on the walk home #hanne i think is more aware how deeply fucked this all is but is also like. well what can i do about it now #i'm not gonna call my parents that's for damn sure #kaz like also matthias and hanne stop telling fucked up stories about your childhood. they actually do make me laugh #but only because it's funny to imagine child matthias suffering #if only child me while suffering had known child matthias was suffering at the same time. that would've been my sole joy in life #matthias: that's... really beautiful #kaz: i will kill us both #soc headcanon #grishaverse headcanon #matthias helvar #hanne brum #something about the machine designed to kill children to me was like. matthias has done this and didn't realize he shouldn't have

[mattodore]

lovesick

#hi 👋 i have a hospital appointment in two hours that i'm nervous about so here i am in my screenshots folder staring at mattodore #i really shouldn't be typing rn but i'm. a ball of nerves. like actually keep me in your thoughts... like please. jsfdhnkj #also i think i'm gonna start reblogging things untagged here for a little while........... bc like. #i really shouldn't be typing it fucks with my arms so bad..... i say as i'm typing #but ykwim like that's why i've just been avoiding tumblr lmao #um so if you for some reason care abt ppl not tagging reblogs of other people's sims content uh idk what to say bc i'm gonna do it anyway #so expect that from me until i (hopefully) get meds again #also............ i have not started editing theo's bday edit and it's literally tomorrow. Scream . #i finished the poses tho <3 but yeah... we laugh and cry #i want to say i'll just start editing after i get back from the hospital but. well. #it's okay tho bc if i'm late for theo's bday edit that's understandable bc of the Illness but also #matthias's bday edit was like a week late anyway so lmao #also no caption bc idk i can't think #wait nvm listen to this song #river dipping #ts4 #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #a burning house to live in #echthroi

[essektheylyss]

I am obsessed with how narratively convenient Lark's divinatory abilities are. She's the only one of the protagonists who is both pragmatic and has a working sense of self-preservation, so having some internal impulse that is actually the guiding hand of the cosmos pushing her into doing the REALLY stupid shit is both necessary and really useful.

Like, I am the type of writer who kind of scoffs at the idea that characters are beyond the writer's control and will completely screw over your outline, because on one hand, a sensible outline will follow the characters' personalities and tendencies anyway. Obviously in an ensemble cast you will need to do some wrangling, but in theory your characters are responding to varying degrees of stimuli in order to maneuver them into the places you need them to be for things to all come together in the end.

But more importantly, "curse from god" is the funniest and easiest way to push any character to do things beyond the realm of reason when necessary, and frankly, what the fuck is the point of playing god if you don't embrace that?

#midst podcast #midst spoilers #cr meta #anyway at all times I am advocating for taking full responsibility for your characters and overall story #this is also why I laugh at those posts like 'um if you're not going to treat your characters right then you shouldn't get custody of them' #sorry babe there is no CPS in my head. I am the cruel custodian and these are my poor darwinian orphans. #that's a joke but really like. look. yeah sometimes you gotta fabricate scenarios to make characters do what you want #but like... you do that by going 'who is this character and what would it take to push them to x'??? #and especially in an ensemble cast sometimes that thing is 'curse from god' or 'divine insight' #fun fact: I LOATHE that post about 'my writing teacher made a joke that the characters are driving and the writer is locked in the trunk' #absolutely fucking hate it. #because THE WHOLE POINT OF FORMALLY LEARNING WRITING IS LEARNING HOW TO BE INTENTIONAL. #it is perfectly possible to write successfully without ever having a formal teacher but IF YOU HAVE A FORMAL TEACHER. UH. #like yeah yeah 'workshopping' but like. okay go build your own workshop group don't pay somebody jfc #(cuz it's not like most creative writing teachers know how to teach you to workshop. let's be fucking real.) #if you wanna learn how to workshop take a script class for the love of god. #ANYWAY rant over but I'm correct. the highest purpose of a writer is to be a control freak and to play god.

[washymylifeaway]

hi rye how have you been spending your time LET ME TELL YOU.

kavetham? haikaveh? idk idc but them..

for starters i just want to put out there that if kavetham is my sakuatsu then cynonari is the sunaosa because i love them and if the bestie agenda isn't alive between at least one pair in the four i get so sad. anyways kavetham has taken over my ao3 and it's so bad LOL. this is mostly for me because i like having consolidated lists of fics i've read to go back to but i'll be kind and give the tumblrinas (?) a little taste too. anyways list under the cut also don't follow me for genshin i'm not a genshin girlie (famous last words)

pre warning, i think it goes without saying that there's like alcohol mentioned in like almost every single fic.. kaveh is (apparently but what would i know) not the healthiest when it comes to coping habits so .. forgive him..

check the warnings and the tags before you read!

truck, barter, and trade by Seungshi03 (T) 20.7k // when i tell you if you're going to read one fic on this list it should be this one. the humor. the plot. the kid. this needs to be framed and immortalized. they're so stupid they're so silly THEY'RE SO IN LOVE

rumors, fame, and reputation by rysarium (T) 27k // THIS. READ IT PLEASE. it's so so funny and very entertaining. you go from loving them to wanting to punch them so bad to loving them again. i will say i thought it was so unfair for kaveh to get the movie wrong because technically he heard it from source so what there was an interview 1034209384 years ago let al-haitham lie in peace (ALSO CYNO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN YOURE SO FUNNY KING SPEAK YOUR TRUTH)

The Fall, the Rise, and Everything In-between by writingrosez (T) 22.9k // i really did dread the divorce arc in this one i knew it was coming but i really was hoping it wouldn't but it happened (when i say i verbally said NO so many times while reading this LMFAO embarrassing.. i'd do it again...) also poor lumine LMFAO

if i wake up and you're still here by alcyonenight (M) 8.4k // no because why did this fic literally have me punching my screen (completely real) while i was reading it. they both are so silly and dear to me (said in tears) but i love the hanahaki trope so bad and this was *chefs kiss*

burn up, burn out by alcyonenight (T) 8.6k AND pockets full of stones by alcyonenight (T) 11.6k // ELEAZAR AU!!! baby's first eleazar fic and it ruined her. miserably. i loved both of these so much, wonderful reads truly (they both made me so sad)

get on your nerves (to get your attention) by acynthe (M) 3.9k // what better way to get to know a character than by reading him pine over one person for way too long? right? anyways this fic really set me up into understanding that haikaveh = watching ice melt in the arctic during winter..

Work engagement by gwendee (G) 3.6k // silly little boys in their silly little parties with their silly little plans.. the line that stuck with me was bringing their love to new heights because cyno was right.. it was funny..

and yet by luminvies (G) 11.8k // this fic was so poetic and eloquent to me it was a wonderful read and kaveh is so silly girlie pop in it HAHA. but really, it was a wonderful read and i loved how fleshed out kaveh felt despite this being written before he was released LMFAO

In a Language He Understands by Maeyari (G) 13.2k // this was so funny and Kaveh becoming a homewrecker is so insane whaat (totally not fake and not clickbait) that aside, it was a very light hearted read and i enjoyed it very much

what are we by lionkeychain (T) 5.1k // if i had to re route you to Kaveh being the silliest dude alive it's this one right here. i would send you here. he is so . i am so . about him. AHHHHHHHHHH. anyways, he's just a dude with a lot of love ykwim?

inertia by smallghosts (T) 3.6k // i think it's funny how al-haitham plays fetch with Kaveh in like 85% of fics (this one included) anyways the summary was so funny i just had to read it and in context it's even funnier to me. Kaveh you're so funny ily king ('being in love with you is gross.' me: HELPDKLNLEEE?GLD>SD>? literal definition of boom roasted).

first love, worst love by caniculeo (M) 11.6k // babe wake up. the circus is back in town. babe go back to sleep. the girlies broke up.. again.. anyways. had to take a laugh break when al-haitham hit on nilou. literally put my device down and had to catch my breath. then when kaveh pointed behind al-haitham. oh god. ALSO highly recommend the second fic in the series with cynonari. cyno i love u my funny king.

Burgeon by gloomyparfait (T) 8.2k // another hanahaki fic rye? really? YES. please i love irrationality. they're so chewable in this fic i love them dearly. i need to blend them. mince them up like beef tartare.

okay this is not an extensive list (def missed some good ones i've read) and i have more i want to consume (!!!) but i haven't gotten around to some of the longer ones just cause my attention span is bad these days. i'm very excited for some of my future reads and so perhaps there will be a part two because i am down in the trenches right now. regardless, i hope you enjoyed this list and now it's time for me to disappear again. bye bye

also if you've written a fic on this list and you would prefer for it to not be on this list/on tumblr, just lmk and i'd be more than happy to remove you!

#genshin impact #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin fic recs #do i even know how to tag #i sure as hell don't know what to tag LMFAO #anyways don't expect me on here very much btw i'm just here to dump this and then i will skidaddle away #i will queue this for tomorrow sometime and then poof washy rye is inactive and no more once again #i always think about how my last post was such a lie LMFAO it makes me laugh i'm ngl #also i've been thinking about playing genshin again though as bad of an idea as that seems #like i really shouldn't because i'm busy with other things but alsooooooo #i SHOULD be doing grad school apps (the horrors) but instead here i am twiddling my thumbs with ao3 fanfics.. #also you can't tell me otherwise but kavetham is so sakuatsu coded it's crazy i love them #anyways this list is a crazy way to start the school year off LMFAO my goodbye to summer ig

[the-music-maniac]

random rant incoming

Y'know, while I think the ship of Kazurei is absolutely adorable, I'm also perfectly happy with Kazuki and Rei being purely friends, cause tbh I love the idea of platonic love and unconventional families and two het men not being absolutely terrified of being conceived as gay with that no homo shit because they don't see it as an issue, and just raising a child together with a friend - we need more media representation of platonic love and unconventional families and they're so adorable and I love how the show depicts them already -

H O W E V E R

The homophobic people I've been seeing online going "oh thank god they're not gay, NOW I can watch it" or just refusing to watch it because they STILL think two totally platonic guy best friends raising a kid together is too "gay"????  It's pissing me off. Enough that I want to ship them even harder out of spite - draw a shit ton of Kazurei fanart and make their eyes bleed. I already liked this ship, it's fucking adorable, but my shipping was also 100% casual. Not ride or die. I would be perfectly happy with them as platonic best friends raising an adorable 4 year old. But damn is that petty side of me taking over now.

I understand if people are tired of media putting too much importance on romantic relationships and not enough on platonic, it's an exasperation I totally understand and definitely feel as well. And of course you don't need to watch media that you aren't interested in, and I 100% understand if people just straight up don't like Kazuki and Rei together as anything but platonic because they don't think it fits! All of that is so valid. But I think it's the entitlement in these specific comments that piss me off. The implication of there being too much lgbtq+ rep nowadays, of all of it being too loud, oh no I can't get away from it, oh no, must you turn every single character gay??? You can't see a single straight person on tv! We aren't able to ignore your existence anymore, oh the humanity!  

I hate to break it to these dumbasses, but the internet has been shipping canonically platonic characters together since the beginning of the internet. The only difference is that they don't have any complaints about it if it's a platonic guy and girl friendship that’s being shipped romantically. It's just interesting how they only start finding an issue with romantic relationships overshadowing platonic ones when it's two people of the same gender. And the nature of these types of complaints piss me off because despite how much better lgbtq+ rep has gotten over the years, we are still so far from having enough rep in media. So many people have grown up with heteronormativity shoved so far down their throats (me included) that they didn't even realize what their sexuality was until adulthood! I can't even watch an insta reel of a guy and girl being best friends without the entire comments section talking about how they're secretly in love with each other! People look at me and their automatic reaction is always that I must only like the opposite gender, and if I happen to want to go on a date with a girl in public instead of a guy there will always that part of me that screams unsafe unsafe unsafe. And people can't even handle the existence of a cute little anime about two PLATONIC guy best friends raising a kid, or the existence of a fucking ship that isn't hurting anyone???? Give me a goddamned break

#damn i didn't mean to trauma dump on a kazurei post #i'm just kinda angry rn #and I've decided that i will do what i always do when i see homophobes on the internet getting angry at gay ships #i will ship it harder #and i will point at them and laugh #i hope they're hopping mad #i hope they're absolutely foaming at the mouth #i hope they're screaming at the sky at the injustice of our existence #i hope how loud we are keeps them awake at night #okay perhaps i'm more than just a little pissed #perhaps i shouldn't be over such a small thing #especially not over a cute fluffy ship i'm not even that serious about #but it's just the principle of the matter #how many times have i read this bullshit on the internet over and over and over #it's just about a ship #but is it really? #buddy daddies #kazurei #kazuki #rei #reikazu #miri buddy daddies #kazuki buddy daddies #rei buddy daddies #kazuki x rei #shipping rant #and also lgbtq+ media rep rant

[dazais-guardian-angel]

never forget what they took from you

#i'm so mad guys I'M SO MAD #BONES WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW COULD YOU CUT THE PANEL OF ANGO AT ODA'S GRAVE???????? #the other two are negligible even though i was dying to see Ango's gentle smile and smol emozai #but i could begrudgingly accept them being gone #but THE GRAVE FLASHBACK??? IT'S ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PANELS IN THE WHOLE MANGA #IT SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT ANGO AND HOW MUCH HE CARES #IT'S SUCH A POWERFUL AND SAD IMAGE #they could have done an entire montage of him there and a closeup of his face #but NO #instead they reuse the same damn stock clip of them clinking the glasses (which to be fair is in this part in the manga) #and showing the picture AGAIN even though the picture isn't even accurate bECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AND SMILING #this scene would have taken literally 3 seconds and they cut it #i'm so outraged #do you know how long i was waiting for this panel to be animated???? #my disappointment is immeasurable my day is ruined i will never forgive this #they even went as far as to play the ED early over this to make it more emotional but tHEY DIDN'T SHOW THE FLASHBACKKKK #ugh i'm sorry i really shouldn't be this pissed about this #the rest of the episode was so amazing in comparison (mushiiiiiiii 😭😭😭) #but this was one of my most anticipated scenes and i never in a million years thought it would be cut #the buraiha trio will always be my favorite and they deserve BETTER #ANGO DESERVES BETTER #anime onlies who still hate Ango probably wouldn't be swayed by this but it would have HELPED #it's important........ *cries* #ugh gonna bury myself in the mushi feels instead and try to forget this disaster ever happened #we were robbed </3

[troubleah]

i just realized leah probably did have at least a couple of suitors in the past and the thought is absolutely sending me. she'd find it so insulting if they ask elijah or klaus first but also very upsetting ( especially when she was still baby aroace discovering herself ). in this instance, she's doing klaus's job for him cause she'd absolutely feed them their spleen if they don't take the hint and fuck off

#about >> i am not a martyr i'm a problem; i am not a legend i'm a fraud #// i shouldn't be laughing cause it's not REALLY funny but // #// they had to move at least once cause she lost her patience and just kept killing them // #// she truly won the 'my family keeps killing my lovers' game //

[sophiethewitch1]

wait wait i think i might have it? this idea might be it

#sophie speaks #oh my god thats actually a fun idea #its fun and sad at the same time which is my favourite type of story #life is miserable and also inherently hilarious and ridiculous #actually that might only be me but write what you know #i havent been able to say a word today but I'm all of a sudden gonna rock up on my mum like mother hello i have a new idea i must info dump #ive never been 'you dont look autistic'ed before and like. i shouldn't be laughing but oh my god it really is that obvious isn't it #i kinda wanna get even more indulgent than just fem reader i kinda wanna write a fat reader too #fat girls... fat girls... fat girls save me...

[osoreruna]

okay, i have to ask — for science:

#𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 + [ OOC ] #not reblogging #because that's ew #but ??? #i read just about everything that comes across my dash #and i come from a generation of tumble rp #( almost...10 years ago...💀 don't laugh. ) #where if you enjoyed reading the shit YOU HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. #but i remember reading someone's rules fairly recently where #they specifically ask not to interact with their in character shit AT ALL if you're not a part of said thread / ask #and i mean #run your blog how you wanna run your blog — more power to you. #and i remember seeing another post come across the dash ( i think it was just a recommended post ) basically saying YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT #and ever since then i always get nervous because i am a serial liker — #AND I WANT Y'ALL TO KNOW I READ YOUR SHIT AND I REALLY ENJOYED DOING SO #but i get it...notifications and all. #but yeah #i just need to know if like...mass majority's thoughts on this has changed over the years. idk i'm old. i don't keep up with this shit. #and i'm just curious — #also feel free to go off in the comments — i'm here for it. #anyway I'M AWAKE #AND i'm off work — and don't have any obligations today. #so perhaps i finally make my return !! #stay tuned to find out !!

[stinkbeck]

everyone who has ever been like consistently kind 2 me... u literally have no idea how much it's meant 2 me.

#like i've been so desperate my whole life for kindness. if u never asked me 2 call myself crazy or change my memories for you #u truly have no idea how much u have helped me lol #like just the evidence that someone out there could give a shit about me at all without me editing my memories or experiences #... sorting back through everything i'm able 2 call myself a person finally because there were moments where people didn't make #me change my memories for them so i was able 2 remember the truth of the experience and not just tuck it away as some #surreal thing that shouldn't have happened. like i was loved briefly anyway. even though everything was so messy there was a person #or two who still wanted to just be friends and laugh with me even in all my flaws and inability 2 act like my life made sense #like i wasn't singled out with them. i was just another friend. that's really special. and idk i haven't encountered it often.

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

keep thinking i'm better and then something mildly upsetting will happen and immediately i'm back to

#jk jk i'm ok i'm FINE i'm totally mentally healthy #i think some random girl just laughed out loud at me? #i was getting in the lift and she was getting off and as she walked away she started laughing #and her friend said ''could you not hold that in'' #sooooo pretty sure it was abt me and i'm not just being paranoid this time lmao #spent the whole lift ride hoping the cable would snap and i could just plummet to my death 👍 #and ik she's a stranger and i shouldn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of me etc etc #but that's actually really fucking hard #ANYWAY #🧃

[continuousmeowing]

i love when people draw robots in a way that could be interpreted as mildly suggestive or whatever. and then add "not sexualizing (they're robots)" to their post. cowards.

#claude's meowing #i'm sorry the implication that you can't or shouldn't sexualize robots is soo fucking funny to me. #i've been into a plethora of media involving robots over the years. yet this remains a constant that still makes me laugh sometimes. #especially since the art is never even really sexual? maybe it's just the fact i'm aspec and don't really think about that stuff often. #but i just find it a bit silly

[soulsxng]

>:)c Myles checking lots of boxes. I figured if I had to argue for it, I wouldn't check it but just know!!! Some blank ones are 50/50

I could see both Amu and Kuu being able to be friends with Myles pretty easily, tbh? They're both very supportive with their friends, and they'd both be happy to invite him to go places with them (either together or one on one!)

As for the other...since Myles got a higher score on that:

"My, you certainly did get a few, didn't you? If I'm being entirely honest, I'm not quite sure what to think of you just yet. But I can at least say that I'm intrigued."

#hhemeraa #[Sarakael -threads-] #Honestly I think Myles Bahamut and Kujata could be very cute friends #but then I look at Myles and Sarakael #and my first reaction was to laugh a little because Myles and an angel just seems funny to me #but also I'm over here kinda staring because I think they could easily have that whole...tension dynamic #where they don't really like each other at first (or feel like they shouldn't) but it leads to Complications? *shrugs* #because there are definitely some things with Myles that Sara would vibe with immediately #but also some that have him making a face ;;;;

[theheadlessgroom]

https://www.tumblr.com/beatingheart-bride/707405965270614016/theheadlessgroom-beatingheart-bride

@beatingheart-bride

“Uh-huh,” Randall grinned playfully as he leaned back in his seat, kind of enjoying this brief bit of banter between them: Here she was, commenting that maybe he should consider getting a little sleep, while she was yawning herself and refusing to do the same! Like student, like tutor, he supposed, given how she was encouraging him to get some sleep the previous night like she was, only for him to stay up all hours, doing the exact opposite of what she suggested...

He snickered a little to himself as he cradled his empty coffee mug, still smiling a little: When was the last time he’d been able to joke so easily with someone, affectionately ribbing each other for silly little matters such as these? So far, he could only think of doing so with Emily, and it made his chest feel warm-he enjoyed how at ease he felt with her, knowing he could be so...relaxed with her. She was a true friend, and he was grateful for that.

“Well, if you say so,” he continued, tone still amused as he set aside his mug for the moment, shrugging a little: He supposed he would just refresh his coffee here and a bit while she rested her feet...

In fact, he could kill two birds with one stone, as he suggested, “Well, why don’t I get you that tea? I was just about to get myself some fresh coffee before you arrived-that might help us both!”

#((absolutely! leroux strikes a great balance between fear and pity and setting erik up as a really great tragic villain)) #((one that we should pity...but also one that shouldn't be taken lightly given the things he's done!)) #((he *is* still a villain! he's a kidnapper; a murderer; like i don't even KNOW what all he'd be charged for!)) #((again murder; kidnapping; let's see here...the chandelier drop probably also counts as property damage in addition to murder...)) #((plus trespassing since no one else knows he's hangin' around five cellars below; ATTEMPTED murder in addition to full-on murder)) #((and probably a lot of other stuff i'm forgetting now! at any rate erik is still a villain)) #((and as bad as we feel for him and his lot in life-and leroux defidently pitied him-we just can't forget that!)) #((and absolutely! randall doesn't have beef with all of humanity the way erik seems to; he understandably has a hatred)) #((for the people who did him harm and a discomfort regarding the people who came to see the circus and him)) #((and would point and laugh and scream at him but beyond that he doesn't have raw feelings towards his fellow man overall!)) #((he understands that they're innocent and therefore not a target of his wrath!)) #((and i enjoy noting the differences too-it makes this rewrite all the more fun; fleshing out phantom!randall)) #((and seeing how he stacks up against erik himself!)) #outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Phantasm of the Mansion

[theshiftingdragon]

What if I sat in the crook of your neck..... and played with your hair.....? And what if I curled up against you and started humming little songs as I kept you company....? 🥺

#g/t #g/t fluff #Giants and tinies #My post #Dedicates this to Zee #Bc everytime he's at work I think abt chilling as a tiny with him #Even tho where he works I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE THERE. #Gonna get lost in the dust. Gonna get dirt up my nose. Gonna be STANKY. #These tags are mostly to make him laugh later I'm sorry to anyone reading these who does not care for my weirdness