#I've had a terrible idea

[mergaliscious]

it's interesting how every trait that ppl use to demonize narcissists (except for the ridiculous ones to demonize that are actually harmless) is also very prevalent among the general population, especially among untraumatized and privileged individuals

like yeah, *some* narcissists are assholes, but the traits that make them assholes are extremely common among people who don't have NPD and were simply never told they have to care about other people

it's like neurotypicals/egotypicals will accept this sort of behavior *unless* it was developed as a coping mechanism. Like it's only bad if it's a symptom of mental illness. And fuck that.

#Oh you think you're better than others bc your parents told you being white makes you superior? #Well let's give you some education and space to learn and shame POC for not wanting to be around you! #Oh you think you're better than others because you've experienced horrific abuse and had to convince yourself you're special in order to... #Survive? Wow you must be a terrible person! /s #Idk if it's a good idea to tag this as narc safe #Bc while I am saying these arguments are bad I am still talking abt them #Also ftr the traits I mention in the parentheses are like... Being obsessed with ones reflection #I've seen that used to demonize narcissists but like who does it harm???

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

I am a strange little creature who only experiences joy by combining all my interests into a weird soup, and basically what I'm trying to ask is if the aides were D&D characters what would their class/subclass be?

#There WILL be art associated with this just as soon as my classes stop beating me to death #but anyway Laurens would obviously be an oath of glory Paladin #Meade would be a ranger maybe #Im tempted to say Hamilton would be a wizard just for the terrible HP #McHenry would get some kind of healer #I need suggestions this is the dumbest idea I've ever had and I am running with it #amrev

[lunarharp]

for "ocean" prompt

#witch hat tag #orufrey #story i made for this (even though i've already drawn mermaid au before ages ago): #the evil witch who took qifrey's eye in exchange for freedom now has terrible power #and after learning how much his human love cares about the world qifrey realises he must make him forget qifrey by the break of day #thus destroying the eye and sending him back to the depths alone. #but then i guess i decided that was too sad though so never mind #i've been in like the loneliest wretched mood all day. the struggle between making my ideas tragic for catharsis or hopeful for catharsis #i think probably qifrey never imagined anyone could love him unless he tried really hard. that it was a losing game. #the witch who took his eye had that power until the day qifrey realised he could be loved

[honeydots]

have i ever talked about here how this alfonse is the reason i got back into fire emblem. like full stop. i would not be here without this alt i love you alfonse fire emblem

#i played fates when it came out!! had no idea how video games worked and did a terrible job #it was charming tho and i downloaded feh and then deleted it shortly after #bc i didn't summon any takumis when he was released :') #and then i got into p5 and ffxv and other things and 3h just didn't hit the spot for me when it came out #FAST FORWARD i saw this alt and was like oh my god? #you can actually. find the post i reblogged. of me freaking out over this alt and reconsidering downloading feh in the tags #it's in my heroes tag i think #ghsngshfnshfbsdb #but anyway that's what i did and he was my first +10 #and playing feh again made me miss fates and fe in general #and then. well. history i guess #you can thank alfonse for all the xnlw fics I've written now gjsjgjsjfj #dots on the soapbox

[elspeth-catton]

felix and ollie and catton quick headcanons plz :)

also just general saltburn headcanons gimme the lot

okay here's just some random thoughts that have been floating around in my mind

oliver and felix help each other with their papers after they became friends

oliver helps felix get his point across more clearly without rambling aimlessly

felix helps oliver sound less boring and grab his professor's attention better

they both get much better grades with the others help

felix only wants to do school work if something else he has to do is less appealing (aka doing revisions instead of dealing with oliver when he was annoying him) it's giving undiagnosed adhd

speaking of he gets so bored soooo easily

he hyperfixates on people, latches onto them wanting to spend every second with them and then ditches them when they no longer bring him enough serotonin

oliver tries so hard to fight against that he fabricates a whole world for felix (and it's still not enough in the end)

i think by oliver's birthday, the real reason why felix took him to his mom to reconnect is because he was getting bored of oliver again

he wanted to get rid of him in a guilt-free way that still made him the "hero" for bringing a family back together

he had no real reason to go so far out of his way to do that but he would if it was also for his benefit

i do have some cattonquick ideas but i feel like there's very few, if any, where a relationship with them either at oxford or at saltburn wouldn't still end in the same way as it does at oliver's birthday party

unless felix doesn't die that night and they get together later on, his almost death being a nexus for them to start fresh

but i don't think either of them would have a lasting relationship or anything more than friends with benefits, until they both fundamentally change as people

so it's just a question of if they can change enough for it to make a difference...

#saltburn #saltburn 2023 #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #thanks for the ask!! #i actually have a fic idea for them getting together post-saltburn back at oxford #but it's been years since i've really written anything i've had terrible writers block so idk if i'll ever get around to it #maybe one day

[rosyjuly]

i was about to make a post about how i'm not fit for human society and then i remembered i have forgotten to take my meds two days in a row.

#:I #sorry i know i've been making a lot pof posts about how life is hard and terrible #a lot of shit has been going on in my life and they suck individually too but together? ohhhh boy #i'm on a mental health break from work and i'm just rotting away #fucking skipped my art class today to clean my flat before i travel. you think i cleaned anything? nope #i was looking forward to showing my stuff to the teacher so obviously had to shoot myself in the foot. #nooooo idea how i'm going to get back to work next tuesday and get through literally six hours of meetings #including a feedback sesh. like at this point i genuinely hope they fire me. i can't deal with this kindness man

[bumblingbabooshka]

I genuinely love how terrible Tuvok is as a leader. The two times he's in charge the people under his command try to mutiny against him. Chakotay has to threaten to beat people up for the Maquis to go back to his lessons and the only reason Harry Kim didn't start a mutiny is because Kes got him to change his mind about going back to get the captain. He was literally like one second away from being forced to walk the metaphorical plank.

They just wanna talk Tuvok :) Neelix literally said it best in 'Learning Curve'

The theme of him being too rigid to lead a wide variety of people is so interesting. I assume that as a security head it's easier because you're supposed to be able to unemotionally carry out tasks...there's a certain personality I'm sure that gravitates towards that line of work and perhaps that personality is the kind that Tuvok works well with but I find his claim that he's 'never had an issue' with teaching others before in Learning Curve to be him being oblivious to those issues. In 'Repression' the Maquis crew are all talking about how they can't trust Tuvok because he's a traitor and there's no real push back against this. No one brings up anything Tuvok's done to make up for this betrayal or soothe these clearly festering bad feelings because he hasn't. He's done literally nothing. This is season 7. He's spent SEVEN YEARS just letting that whole 'I betrayed half this crew' thing mellow because I doubt he even thought to do anything about it. I love this man - he's gonna get stabbed!!!

Chakotay & Neelix forced to do PR for Tuvok as he just obliviously marches forth, unaware that anyone might dislike him or why he should care if they do.

#Tuvok: -Harry's holding a gun to his head- I just want everyone to know that I'm turning around because /I/ want to. #I genuinely do like this <3 It's an interesting character flaw and aspect of his personality #Especially when you contrast it with say B'Elanna as head engineer. She probably has to work with a wide variety of people #personalities and ideas and judge what's best - what to do - it's a more 'creative' job and the fact she does it so well shows that #despite what she thinks she IS good with people! At least in a familiar work setting! She has it in her! #It makes the fact she was practically forced out of Starfleet even sadder...if she'd just been encouraged more !!! AGH!! #anyway Tuvok should not be a captain in Picard and I hate that he is #it's not his personality it's not in his character it was never a stated goal of his it's stupid #not every character needs to be a captain or an admiral to show they've 'made it' #Tuvok needs to be contained to Security he needs to be in there HEHEH #oh another terrible leadership thing is his whole episode with B'Elanna #Tuvok is only good at nurturing people who want to become 'Model Vulcan' or 'Model Starfleet Officer' and only in one particular way #Tuvok #st voyager #Tuvok: I've always taught people this exact way and I've never had any problems with it #Me: X #literally the only thing Chakotay or B'Elanna can say when the Maquis crew say they don't trust Tuvok is like 'hey...c'mon man....' #Janeway isn't doing PR for Tuvok bc she doesn't think he needs it

[musashi]

im fr going to burst into tears because i love my girlfriend so much. i didn't realize it was possible for a person to be so nice to me. none of my partners ever treated me this way before.

#wordy wendy #i self medicate with caffeine because i cant afford an adhd diagnosis #and so the only thing i buy from amazon dot com is a sub for 2 carts of rockstar to be sent to my house biweekly #my whole routine hinges on this rockstar shipment #its what makes my focus work #but amazon is a terrible website and will often just. say packages are delivered when theyre days away #so i will run out and not replenish cause i think i have rockstar at my house #and it happens so often i've just accepted it #but bailey! bailey! #bailey said no! i will buy you some! i will have it delivered to your house! #and she did! and that wasnt enough she got me sugar free pudding and hersheys #and she found SUGAR FREE SWEETBREAD #A COCONUT LOAF #I HAVENT HAD ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN OVER 5 YEARS I HAD NO IDEA IT EXISTED #BUT I TOOK ONE BITE AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING #and the whole time i was just thinking about that fic i wrote at the beginning of the year #and franziska having her horrible fucking birthday. and how all it took was a girl bringing her sweetbreads to see her bursting into tears #and i felt serenity

[natelia-aldelliz]

Guys... Listen I know I said I'd draw something for valentine's day but I had a bit of a rough week sooooo I'm just going to write it out instead, maybe I'll finish drawing it some day, maybe not. It's behind a show more because it's long.

(also there's talks about having sex but no actual sex, and like, general warnings about Ghost's backstory but it's very vague here).

Soap was hanging around outside, trying to bring himself to do something, anything. But the weather was nice for a February day, and the sun was out, and it was making him feel like a cat basking in the heat.

An arm wrapped itself around his shoulders, a huge body suddenly weighing on him. Ghost.

Soap hummed comfortably. This day was getting better by the minute. Any chill he might have felt from being outside in a tank top out of pure Scottish spite was instantly soothed.

Simon often times saw himself as a cold man, freezing to the touch, hidden behind a layer of ice. A proper little Elsa, Soap almost snorted out loud. The truth was that while yes, his fingers and toes' temperature was sometimes abysmal, especially in bed, the rest of him was the warmest place Johnny had ever been.

"I've got something for you in our room," Ghost whispered against his throat, making Soap shiver.

Simon had begun calling Soap's room theirs a few weeks ago and Johnny couldn't have enough of it. He was so in love it genuinely hurt sometimes to restrain himself from squeezing him to death.

"Is that so?" he purrs, knowing how Ghost likes that. If this day didn't end in sex he'd be very surprised. He'd long learned to recognize when Simon wanted sex and when he didn't, and the way he squeezed his pec in response to his voice was a very easy tell.

But then again Simon was way less subtle than he thought he was.

They made their way back to their room, and there it was, a repurposed shoebox, badly wrapped with cheap wrapping paper. Johnny couldn't be more excited, he had never received any gift from a significant other. To be fair he adored gifting but always felt awkward receiving.

But this was Simon. Something that Simon had chosen to give him.

He sat on the bed, leaving enough space behind him for Ghost to sit there so he could use him as a very comfortable backrest. When he did, he grabbed the gift and began opening it.

He knew that Ghost liked to tear the wrapping paper, liked the sound of it and liked tearing it into the smallest pieces possible after, but he himself loved carefully unwrapping it and folding it flat so he could later maybe do an origami with it or put a piece in his journal. Probably both.

This one was full of tape but he still very much enjoyed himself, considered it a challenge. He enjoyed the chase, wanted to drag it on. Ghost huffed impatiently behind him, a bit tense, probably nervous.

Inside the box was a weird old fashioned clunky thing. It was bright red, looked slightly like binoculars, definitely from the 70's, with a wheel of tiny pictures wedged in the top of it. Memories hit him all at once.

"Oh my god ah remember, my Ma had one of these when ah was a child! My sister and I loved it, it had pretty landscapes in!"

He put it against his eyes, excited to see what this one came with. At his biggest surprise, it was a picture of them. Simon had customised it.

The picture showed the back of himself a bit further away from the camera, pointing at something while in full gear, in a dilapidated town, Ghost's face in the foreground looking at the camera. It looked like Soap was talking to someone, but that person was cut by the framing.

"Wait, ah remember that mission, it's when ah saved Gaz from a landmine just to be shot seconds later," he laughed. "ah spent two fucking weeks in the hospital, ah was miserable. Ye kept joking ah should hiv left Gaz explode while staring at him, he was convinced ye actually wanted him dead!"

Then the next picture was indeed him in his hospital bed, unconscious but the state of his injuries told him he was probably just sleeping at least a few days after his admission, his life no longer in danger. In this one, Ghost was sleeping too, head in his elbow near Soap's head and his other hand holding Soap's hand.

"Who took this one?" Soap asked, moved by the tenderness of Ghost's hold on him in the picture. It would have been right after Johnny had admitted to maybe liking him more than friends, before they were officially dating.

"The hospital one?"

Soap hummed.

"Price did. Said it was for blackmail. Should have seen him, he looked like his child had just married the person of their dreams and had ridden off into a rainbow on a unicorn or some shit. Old man's sentimental as fuck, but I didn't call him on his bullshit, he's already old, that's punishment enough."

Soap giggled in response. The next few pictures were all of them together but each time he was either turning his back or asleep.

"Why the fuck am ah never looking at the camera?" he whined. He wanted some cute couple pictures, dammit!

"Couldn't have you suspecting what I was planning," Simon said, kissing his shoulder soothingly. Only then Soap noticed that he had taken his mask off at some point and turned to ask for a proper kiss, which he immediately got.

"Keep going, there's more pictures," Simon whispered against his lips when he tried to turn around to kiss him some more. His pouting only got him a smirk in response, so he got comfortable again and brought the slide viewer back against his eyes.

He was happy he did. The next picture waiting for him was just Simon in the mirror, almost in full gear, but with one gloveless hand dragging his trousers down so the camera could see the bottom of his stomach, follow along his happy trail and reaching the very top of his pubic hair. The picture cut of his head, but he could see that his mouth was uncovered and he was holding the glove with his teeth.

Soap groaned. "Steaming Jesus, love, you're so hot."

He felt Simon hide his face in the back of his neck, warmer than usual, and chuckled a bit. He loved him so fucking much.

There were four more pictures of Simon, in various suggestive poses and states of undress, some almost showing his cock but never quite committing, making Johnny feel like he was being teased.

He was getting hard though and so ready to be done with the pictures and access the real thing. But Simon was still tense behind him. In fact, he had only gotten tenser and tenser with each click.

Soap was unsure why. They never had a problem with their sexual life, Simon had already changed his mind about having sex after starting and Soap had absolutely no problem with that, was glad to hug him instead and reassure him when he had tried to apologize.

Simon knew that there was no pressure, ever, to have sex. Hell, Johnny would still be happy even if Simon decided that he never wanted to have sex again, and he had made sure to make Simon understand that.

Then he got to the last picture and immediately understood.

It wasn't a picture of either of them, just a little bit of paper, with a few words written in Ghost's awful handwriting.

Just a few words that made Johnny drop the viewer on the covers and turn around to grab Simon's face, worriedly looking in his eyes.

"Are you sure?" he asked, looking for any trace of Simon forcing himself. "Baby, ah'm happy to bottom for the rest of mah life, there's no pressure, okay?"

Simon looked at him with warmth in his eyes and his cheeks completely red, a wrapping bow added on top of his head. "I know," he said simply. "I just want to. I don't want to be haunted by memories anymore. I used to like it, and I want to like it again. With you. Just.... Be gentle, okay?"

Johnny kissed his forehead. "Ah dinnae think ah ken how no tae be gentle with ye, love."

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #listen i'm sure there are romantic people somewhere who think it's valentine's day everyday so how late can that be #to be fair i am terrible at deadlines i don't know why i keep giving them to myself cause i soon as i do i know i'm never doing the thing #i've also burnt out my drawing capacities for now so probably expect more writing than drawing for a bit while my poor tiny brain recovers #if anyone is wondering yes soap forgot it was valentine's day #not because he forgot about it - he just forgot to track the days and didn't know they were the 14th he had a gift ready tho #he got ghost a chocolate tablet that ghost had once complained about not being able to find anymore that's actually just me complaining irl #that my supermarket doesn't seem to have white chocolate tablets with puffed rice inside like they did when i was a child #i have no idea how that applies to anywhere else lmao maybe other supermarkets have them but i hate going to supermarkets i don't know #anyway lmao sorry my love language is ranting #soap doesn't generally like receiving gifts because he feels like he doesn't deserve them like he didn't have to work for them #and so he feels guilty when he gets one but he hasn't told anyone about that #he was happy there but if ghost gives him ''too many'' gifts he's gonna start feeling bad bc he has just as much issues as everyone else #just hides them better

[sysig]

Cool guys, measured in C° (Patreon)

#Doodles #Fionna and Cake #Adventure Time #Simon Petrikov #Winter King #Mostly leftover doodles at this point - chilling (lol) #Ughhh I'm so frustrated by the first one because I'm so pleased with it but it's from a plot thread I had to cut because it suuuuucked lol #I mean it's not Terrible and I probably could reuse it elsewhere but it super doesn't fit into the timeline I drew it at >:P Rude #If I reuse it he'll look different! Ugh! The whole point is that he's cute Exactly Like That! #I got really into draw half-Winterized/Ice Kingified Simon for a bit and gosh heck his design - it never misses! Gorgeous #The rest was mostly around speculating Winter's senses returning after Everything - would it all happen at once? I don't think so ♪ #I've seen one interpretation that he kept his long hair but not the facial hair :0 It's interesting to be sure! #I like the idea of him having to kinda build everything back - even if it's able to be done quickly he still has to excavate himself! #Just shoops his facial hair back inside his body egh wouldn't it be easier to just cut it lol #What's the fun in magic if you can't use it for weird stuff ♪ #It was fun to draw his facial hair in stages as well haha ♫ Scraggly #Also thinking about him just a touch more in my own style - I made his tongue purpley in the silly BDG shitpost I made but still thinking! #I really like the versions of him that look frostbitten or at least with that bruised look on his knuckles and so on #Something like a nice purple lip gloss - tips of his ears - maybe even around his eyes - definitely his cheeks and knuckles #Making him look almost dead....I mean he's not an elemental :) He's a human who's only real lifeline is The Crown :) #Making him look a little more dead than Simon - it feels fitting #Speaking of - just a couple silly Simon doodles to round off #I'm too used to drawing butts as part of like exaggerated poses :P I'd like to practice a bit more #Him and Spamton lol what Is it with glasses'd long-nosed characters linked to ice magic lately having asses larger than their self worth lol

[anadequatesir]

They're freaky and they're frosty

Their expedition's lost-y

They're altogether nasty,

The Terror family!

So get your warmest clothes on,

A ship you will get froze on,

We're gonna find some cold ones

The Terror family!

#the addams family #the terror #the terror amc #every day is halloween #halloween #My art is not quite what I would like #But I've had this idea in my head for like three years and I had to get it out #Apologies to Charles addams #This is meant in sincere tribute #Terror fanart #fitzier #terrible puns

[urlocallesbiab]

sorry to everyone who's been missing me/waiting for something from me, i've been slipping in and out of depressive fog for a week or two (and in general have experienced significantly worse depression than normal for a couple years, but that’s another story)

i long to get back, too; a lot of things to read and ideas to write and people to talk to. love y'all, take care

#signed: vika's ghost #also i've caught a cold so there's that too #terribly sorry for being overdramatic i'm just... tired of being tired and i wanted to talk about it a little bit #it's very important for me to talk about everything that's wrong with me. i tend to avoid that but now i'm trying to learn and to make peace #creative drive and ability to hold thought-out conversations keep slipping out of my graps and it kinda hurts more #— in a good cathartic sort of way but painful nonetheless — to remember what they felt like at all #i miss wanting to work on my wip and i miss having the attention span to write out headcanon and i miss having headcanons #and i miss talking to my fandom friends #(i did it just last week but i already miss it. it's one of the things i'd like to be able to do every day) #and i miss the ability to connect with art and i miss the ability to focus on written word and i miss commenting #and i miss discussing ideas and i miss interacting and i miss having fun. god i just miss having fun. #kp my apologies for not making much progress on bb&b; myself my apologies for not writing any of my other wips or outlines or posts; #da gc gang my apologies for not following up on any of the things; every fic writer whose work ended up in my to-read pile IM SORRY #jack & kp specifically i love your stuff #also jack my apologies for taking a While; & the rd gc apologies for never writing out any of the cool au thoughts i'd had after some point #really，i've been meaning to. everything requires way too much effort. everyone is so fun and i miss having fun #take care，remember me fondly，i'll be back，please stand by #if tomorrow morning i find this embarrassing i'll chalk it up to a fever or something. #idc i'm allowed to have it. world won't blow up if i'm embarrassing on the internet once or twice or honestly even forever #vikarambles #vent

[becaexists]

Sometimes I'm normal and sometimes I want to lie on the cold pavement in the rain while Unreal Unearth plays through my headphones

#abstract (psychopomp) #has got me ruined #dead on the floor #I am a husk of a man #and now I've had the terrible idea to do a Night Shift characters as Hozier songs #like I did with the undertale/deltarune soundtracks last year #gods above last year #...I need to update LRPD #hozier #unreal unearth

[pastafossa]

oh my god pasta 😭 im just catching up on trt and im on ch 119 and GOD 😭😭 "I'm going to ask her to marry me" I GENUINELY SQUEALED OMG JANE MURDOCK!!!!! im so 😭😭😭

YES! I honestly fought Matt for a bit on that chapter because this was not the scheduled moment in their relationship arc for this realization but he was very, very insistent, and with everyone's encouragement I just accepted and adjusted the timeline.

There's also, YES, the idea of JANE MURDOCK. Think about it - all this time being forced to use names that weren't hers, names she didn't want, false names, names chosen purely to disappear. If HA as if more like WHEN she accepts Matt's proposal, this will be the first name she's taken because she wants it, because she loves the name, because it represents who she's become - someone who's formed a home, a connection, a family, even after her original home, connections, and family, were stolen. This is saying, 'you may have stolen who I was and my home, who I might have been, but that won't stop me from creating who I am and where I belong'. And I think that's going to be very, very emotional for her and for Matt in the best kind of way.

#ask response #the red thread #the red thread spoilers #there's an element for her #of 'i've never been able to take a name just because i wanted it' #and so being able to be Jane Murdock would mean SO much to her #and for matt who's been abandoned and had people *run* from that name #'watch out for the murdock boys' #the idea that someone would love him enough to WANT that name #would hit just as hard #this will be something huge for both of them #when it happens #hope nothing bad gets in their way that would be terrible

[anangelcalledinquisitor]

New three-word horror story. "Menthol-flavored nasal spray."

(I have now recovered. I had nothing but regrets.)

#the inquisitor speaks #IT BURNED SO BAD #and it went down my throat #and dripped out of my nose #and it got in my mouth a little #and my eyes wouldn't quit watering #I barely managed to message my boss that I was going to be AFK #it took like half a thing of saline nasal spray to make it just mellow #this was such a terrible idea #it was the first one I saw that was 12-hour #I've had this going on since December #I'm so miserable

[darkvrge]

( not me having an au for an au, wtf. i just imagined the following: ascended astarion and "vampire bride/husband" tav living together, somewhat happy I guess, tav too in love to even imagine questioning what astarion does ( you don't need some vampire magic to work, that mf is manipulative as nine hells ), but one day some spawn brings in another victim and boom, everything changes. they're vocal, rebellious ( so to say ) and even though they have to be obedient they test every boundary. it's amusing for astarion at first, reminding of himself and in the beginning the attention they receive from him makes you jealous in some way (which entertains astarion also). That is until you realize you aren't jealous because of love, attention or whatever you may call it. It's because that spawn is still fighting and seeing the wrongs in his doing, something you stopped caring about a long time ago, something you lost about yourself, despite being a mf hero, the one who always did good, sometimes not even intentional. And you see them and are confronted with your lack of interference, you've turned a blind eye cuz you seek love where there is none — and then you make a dangerous yet necessary decision: this has to end. You've got a few advantages compared to a mere spawn, but it's not much — you've to rely on your experience with a man you once loved ( and miss dearly now that you've finally opened your eyes ). you work with the spawn and you may or may not find in them what you miss in astarion, probably seeing parallels everywhere (which could also be so problematic and an interesting dynamic??) but as much as I love angst and sads, I hope there are consensual smooches in the end :)) )

#*ooc #i'm kinda mad that i got the most ideas when it comes to ascended astarion #that mf is terrible and i hate literally every conversation he has with tav #i loved to kick his nuts so much when I still thought durge and he'd suit #but that man has literally the biggest douche audacity I've seen in a pixel #wish it had a more of a morticia and gomez dynamic #i love some person absolutely adore their partner but threatening to kill all existence ( except them ) #but it unfortunately still wouldn't work cuz of that whole “spawn/slave” aspect #can't romantise that shit #not even for batstarion