In this charge we'll discuss I'M LARGE BUT HE'S IN CHARGE
Nah cuz can you imagine how difficult it is to handle a hyper person like JK. We know, he know. But here is Mimi handling him smooth like butter lol
Love love love love love
Jimin has always been the boss in that rlship. Wbk π Can I just say though; when JK said he is not easy to handle, while yeah, it could mean other things, the one that always comes to me when I watch that is, sexually. He's not easy to handle sexually. Especially because of the way he says it. The squinting, the tone of voice, etc.
He could have been taking about his possessiveness. His need for being around his partner all the time or something else. But I always read it as him not being easy to handle in the bedroom. Maybe it's his massive cock... Maybe Jimin gets flipped like a pancake, who knows? π³
I've said it before, they are dragging our asses with them, kicking, screaming, now foaming at the mouth and elsewhere, through chapter 2. We have been creeping our way through with chesties, nipples, an f-bomb here and there... but Kookie just ripped that band aid off and said let's just go all the way.
Curiously, the promotional descriptions were 5,813 miles off the mark:
Seven is an invigorating (invigorating all right but that's not the word I'd choose...) βsummer songβ that is sure to have you experience the full breadth (if that doesn't reek of "jk has a big dick" fanfic energy) of Jung Kookβs charm (is that what we're calling it now? Charm? I thought we already agreed on Jungkonda). We hope that βSevenβ will bring your summer fun to the next level....(the next level all right... multiple orgasmic levels).
Seven is an addictive melody with a warm sound of acoustic guitar, 'UK garage' (electronic music) genre! (Woohoo!) It's a 'summer song' that anyone can enjoy the energy. Energy is a diplomatic way of saying it'll make you horny. It is a passionate serenade with lyrics about wanting to be with the person you love all week long. Serenade? LMAO.
All I know is Kookie can take a lot into his mouth all at once without hesitating... my man, you go.
Seriously though. I guess people are ok with portrayals of men being persistent until women cave in. He waited for her consent but damn, he was willing to use up several of his lives, that's some serious obsession determination.
I actually remember Jimin complaining once that he has a small mouth and can't open it very wide. Which made me think weird things π
Ummm..... that's not how I remember it at all
Most important he said. π Then he goes;
While holding a sausage and that smile....
Oh, he knew how that came off.
Then we have Bon Voyage season 2 episode 7. This man cut a burger in half. Then took one of the halves and put in his mouth. The entire fucking thing. The editors were shook!
RM was fucking disgusted π
But Jimin was kind enough to explain himself where he said the exact opposite of what u did anon π€
One more time?
And then he showed us how he does it
Should we bring back my favourite Jungkonda one more time for those who weren't in class that day?
Yeah.... anon you must have misheard himπ€π Mimi's a damn pro
Jk can be so breathy when he talks sometimes π damn near moaning half the timeπ. I had to adjust my volume when he was talking about Jiminβs birthday/his schedule. Moaning and groaning all over the place. Like, can you not π
Maybe because he had just taken care of matters? Or was about to? π€π€
No, hear me out. A friend pointed this out and I cannot unsee it π³ So like, if you have learnt one thing from my blog, it's to always look out for the Jungkonda and the Jimcock.
To be that black dancerππ I hear her name is Latrice. Well, Latrice really saw the Jungkonda in action and I need to know how to be her coz this just ain't fair fam ππππ
Moving on.... swiftly.
Anyway, we know this isn't the first time JK is practicing commando. But this was pointed out to me and......???? π
What do you get when you put Jimin and JK in the same building at the same time?
Not to be that person but I feel like you don't talk about how Jimin is also packing..like even the recent run episode where they do flying yoga, it's so noticeable. Behind the scenes of their Butter music video too, he be dangling. Out of all the members he seems to be really good at tucking it in to be honest. like that set me free dance practice, Jimin was showing. I couldn't stop staring haha..
Anon wdym? I talk about the Jimcock all the time.
Here u go.
Another here
And here. I mean, look at this thing. Our man is definitely packing. Youtube link here for a clearer view
And here is the SMF Jimcock you're talking about. He will forever be iconic π
Here he is dressed in white thus giving us a clear view π
I clipped the Jimcock from Own it dance practice here. Oh, he's packing.
You also see it here
And you definitely see it here
Here it is again
And please... please lets never forget the wave the wave is fucking iconic.
I felt a bit guilty about where my eyes were on this clip seeing as OP is talking about how cute Mimi is. But my eyes had other plans. π€·π½ββοΈ
It's the fact that this lucky lady has her head right on the Jimcock.
Of course we have that one award show
Another award show if you don't have TT here is a screenshot
That one TT he did. Y'all already know where to find it
Look, Jimin is packing too, alright? Let's never forget. JK wasn't having a hard time on his birthday and ITS for nothing.
The difference is, Jimin knows how to contain the Jimcock and so we don't see it as often. Also Jimin is thick while JK's is long. Jimin's boyfriend has a donkey dick that he likes to wave around everywhere. So its kinda hard not to notice the Jungkonda when its right there. I mean this man was racing like this. He cray cray!!! So yes, Jungkonda comes up more. But make no mistake; BOTH members of the Park-Jeon house are blessed.
Why you said Jimin doesn't limp πππ you know that man's D size, how obsessed he's about jibooty and sex right. He'll fuck Jimin every day two times if he actually gets a chance... and you are saying Jimin won't limp ?????
Thats low-key disrespectful towards Jungkonda βπ€
I know why you're sending this now. This clip has been making rounds
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Our commando King!
Disrespectful to the Jungkonda? Nahhhhh anon. Okay, time for sex 101.
Your hole automatically adjusts to your partner's joy stick. And it's been years anon so you don't need to worry about Jimin.
As a matter of fact, JK may be long, but Jimin is thick. So it's JK you should be worrying about. Mimi's got this
I dunno if youβve noticed the number of likes on your posts youβre getting from me π. Iβve revived my neglected tumblr and changed it solely for my interests now (and not what it was 15 years ago when I signed up, showing my age π ).
Itβs a breath of fresh air when I need a break from the bird app.
Iβm obsessed with having another like minded, rational ADULT jm, jk & Jikook supporter (itβs important to write it like that, individuals FIRST, supporting their love second π€)
Keep going, you nice π (I know you get it π)
Bless you dear. You're absolutely lovely ππππ
A compliment in exchange for the Jungkonda, coming right up!
Okay but listen. We get so lost in watching JK grab the Jibooty, that we forget to keep an eye on the Jungkonda. So let's do that today and give it the attention it deserves.
Jkk probably feel the need to defend V's behavior lately, because if they don't then they're left questioning his loyalty to Jm regarding Jk. The day V tells Jk he likes him the most or that he likes him to his face, then what? When V did that in front of Jk and said all of that to Jm, even causing Jm to tell him to stop when he kept telling him he liked him, it was written off as soulmates, besties, even with people trying to defend Jk, saying it was wrong if he's dating Jm. If V was willing to tell Jm he likes him and not be joking and later on say he likes Jm the most right in front of Jk, then what would stop V from flipping the script and doing it to Jk now, since they seem closer lately?
I don't think V would do that tho, because it is Jm he likes the most, not Jk & Jk wouldn't ever let V do something like to that Jm, but if Mr. Unpredictable ever did tho, I'm betting it wouldn't be written off as besties/soulmates, like it was with Vmin. We had Jk saying from a friend & Jm's actual panic waiting for what V was gonna say to him, then Jm looking at Jk after V said that to him & Jin's side eye & Suga yelling to break the tension. They all knew & braced for impact lol. He's not a horrible person, he loves Jikook, but he's unpredictable & enjoys trolling & kinda does before he thinks. Example, Going live from Jk's house without asking permission. If Jikook are dating, I imagine that didn't sit right with Jm & calling out people for saying it was wrong, cause they don't want to admit they themselves know its wrong, isn't okay. You may think its right, doesn't mean someone else does & no one has a right to say you can't feel its wrong. Jm is very patient with V cause he loves him & V just told Jm he loves him openly on IG just 4 mons ago, so I think Vmin are fine, but there are limits & patience can wear thin, even when it comes to besties.
what would stop V from flipping the script and doing it to JK now, since they seem closer lately?
Who's side are u on anon?
I love this video sm!! God Bless the person on twitter who made it πππ
No, but really, anon you have to watch how u say things. We live in a world where Tkkrs sent death threats to V pretending to be Jkkrs so they can make us look bad. We have them using Jimin as their PPs so they can lure people into the cult. So I am very cautious, alright? Let's be careful about how we word things so I don't side eye u π€π€
Just because we don't see Jikook out and about like we used to, don't mean Tkk are now closer than Jkk. U know what, I wanna talk about this. The vermin can yell till the cows come home but we only have 2 legit instances of them being spotted together. 2. TWO instances. Bowling
And the musical
The end.
Every other instance has been made up and doesn't exist. The snowboarding which later turned into ice skating??? The way that story kept changing? And the fact that JK who hates the cold was ice skating without gloves and that's how a fan spotted him? π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘
Then we have the TT ontop of that one hotel. Where they supposedly spent the night together
Never mind that other members were present too and a certain girl group was also staying there. β
Speaking of the TT (that was for work) I have never seen anyone bring this up so I will. When this TT got posted I was trying so hard to figure out what or who I was looking at.
It was hard. Alright? Go to the comment section and see Trashkookers complain how they wish the video was clearer. The fact that I needed to check the tags to know who was dancing π€π€ And so when this happened my Jikook brain couldn't help but wonder; editor - JK did he do this on purpose? Would he have edited the TT the same way if he had done it with Jimin? With Hobi? Was this him denying the cult content? We know he don't like them. π€·π½ββοΈ Food for thought. π€
Moving on swiftly....
Back to your ask my darling anon. I'm sorry your one sentence sent me into a tangent. ππ½ I pretty much agree with everything u said. I will clip Jimin looking at JK during that Vmin moment so we can all enjoy it together.
Notice how Jimin didn't say "I like you the most too?" Is it because there's another person at that table that he likes the most? π But the kicker is when Jimin looks at JK immediately after saying that. Immediately. Gee, I wonder why. π€
You know what this moment reminds me of? Bon voyage season 4 episode 6.
Jimin says he wants to sleep in the tent WHILE LOOKING AT JK. JK tells him to go ahead. No one else, just JK
Jimin repeats again *while still looking at JK* that him and Suga were gonna sleep in the tent. And JK nods.
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This reads to me like Jimin was asking for permission here. He gets it the first time but once again feels the need to reiterate; babe, I will be in the tent with Suga. π€π€
But like i said before. We don't talk about Yoonmin π€«π€«π€«
Hi Shaz! Im feeling so down today, i had been stressed out for the whole week as I have 2 audits and 2 assessment for this month, I dis not pass one of my assessment today. Pls give me some Jikook content to lift my spirit up π I know reading ur blogs will make me feel good, thatβs why I run here after hahahah
I got u my lovely. There is never shortage of Jikook content! I didn't do it when u asked me but better late than never, no?
To start us off, how soft is this image?
No seriously, how soft is that?
(Which reminds me, @youaremy-parkfilter I haven't 4go10 your ask. I just haven't had time to rewatch the episode but I will, I promise)
It's a subconscious act too, that's what I love about it. Their size difference though! Gets me everytime
Okay, okay. Let's get it together. Too fluffy..too much fluff. I know just the thing to get me back on track. π see this photo of JK where he looks like a professional wrecker?
No, but he really do be looking like he does indeed wreck Jimin seven days a week π₯΅ Anyway, remember how he adjusts the Jungkonda during this clip? Isn't it funny who he's talking about while he does that? π€π€π€
ππ€£π Look, this isn't what you would call a typical Jikook moment. It's just one of those things someone with a brain like mine would notice, alright? It's JK adjusting himself, of course I noticed. But it was JK adjusting himself while talking about Jimin. π€π€π€
Moving onnnnnnn.... what do you reckon Jikook have been saying to eo all these years?
And why do they have to be that close? Its that lack of personal space thing they've always had going on π€
Anyway, let's do a tiny analysis because we can. I was watching this because it doesn't matter how long you've been around there is always BTS content to catch up on, and I noticed something that really tickled me.
So Jimin was asked to pretend he's preventing his gf from breaking up with him. V wanted to pretend to be the gf but JK quickly beats him to it.
He stands up incredibly fast and stops infront of Jimin ππ JK did not want another member to play this role. He really wanted to be Jimin's pretend girlfriend π€π€π€
The best part though, is when Jimin still names his girlfriend Jeon Jungkook. ππππππ
I'm sorry but that was too funny to me. Jimin and his girlfriend Jungkook π€π€ Not RM finding it cringy πππ RM's reactions never fail y'all.
Then, Jimin was asked to pick an actress he would love to work with.
And so he did.
Then an outraged JK was like, what about me???
Umm... okay? You're not even on the list bro, maybe chill? π€π
It's the little things guys. It's the little things. And of course satellite Jikook are sitting next to eo. ππΎππΎππΎππΎ
Next I'm gonna share this extremely soft Jikook moment. Like, he didn't even hurt him. That punch was so soft and yet here Jimin is just hugging on JK and apologising for the clearly painless punch. But its the tight hug at the end for me π₯Ί
Alrighty! Back to another BV analysis. So remember when they went to that tourist place with all the dinosaur carcasses and Jimin was soooooooo excited? As soon as he spotted it he told us about how he loves dinosaurs
He couldn't wait to get off the ATV and ran towards it.
And there he goes telling RM all about it. Super super excited he is.
As soon as he was given the go ahead he got inside one of them.
Now, JK could you please tell us your favourite animal just one more time?
Thank you JK βΊβΊβΊ
Out of the million things Jikook have in common, quickly add dinosaurs to the list if you haven't. π₯°π₯°
While we are on BV there is this one moment that I didn't understand. Like Jimin was just there... he wasn't even talking it was RM and someone else talking. But JK was just.... staring at Mimi
Like for no reason. And as soon as Jimin turned back to his food JK quickly looks away.
This JK habit absolutely fascinates me. Like fr fr. What is it? What goes on? Like Mr. Jeon can you speak your thoughts outloud? That's your man, you've known him for years, why do you look at him like you've never seen him before? It's just... I don't understand... but I know it ain't normal. Like, friends don't just stare at their other friends for no reason.
Okay so I just thought this was cute
And this will always be very eyebrow raising for me. Why u blushing for your bandmate Jimin?
And why does JK always look so cocky when that happens? π€ Guess we'll never know π€·π½ββοΈ
Satellite Jeon my favourite! Look at him be subtle!
Oh what's that? V showing Jimin his phone?
Oops, JK must know what Jimin is looking at. On time, like clockwork. Peekaboo!
This one i clicked on by accident but I'm not mad at it. For me, It's how deep Jimin's fingers are digging into an erogenous part of JK's body π
Sorry I'm late my dear. But hope this post finds you well πππ