#KUWSK

[tennessoui]

Deeply love the fact that in KUWSK falling in love with an older man is a hereditary kink of every Skywalker. It is inescapable. Anakin can be mad all he wants they get it from him. (He thanks God every day Rey doesn't actually have any of his genes)

tbh after anakin falling for obi-wan, leia falling for han, and luke falling for din it really is a skywalker trend

it's also one that obi-wan finds hilarious and anakin does not

obi-wan walks in on anakin reading a story to rey and the story absolutely amounts to 'let's date people who are exactly your age because it makes me anxious otherwise for reasons i cannot explain nor do i want to think about. and also please don't ever use this against me because i do understand i am married to someone sixteen years older than me. unfortunately you are the last baby we will ever have and all the hypocrisy has already been used up. im very sorry. these are the rules and we cannot break them. let's repeat that part after me.'

#asks #kuwsk #obikin

[jedibongrip]

hey :)) could u post your obikin fic recs if you haven't already and if you have any favs

omg i HAVENT made a real fic rec list (though i do have a general fic rec tag, mostly for fics i reblog) so here are some!!

im absolutely obsessed with everything that @tennessoui writes. some of my favs are KUWSK, fish hook open eye, all my roads lead back to you and you be the tightrope (i just love when obiwan gets to be a Bitch)

similarly, i think that @kyberkenobi is a genius and we should all say thank u to her for pioneering the bp obikin genre. like what i like and straight to ya dome like were also particularly inspired

@rexismycopilot's whole 50 shades series is so good i love it

exotic pet by @marquesgillette is also a fav of mine. not to mention THE MODERN CLASSIC the cruelest love in the world !!!!

the conceal me what i am verse by @himboskywalker is like. FOUNDATIONAL reading if ur into a/b/o me thinks

DDNE i lost my mind over the love you want and morning dew shower from the @anakinfest

cannot forget @amadwinter's fic won't stop to surrender (based on some tweets i made !!!!!!)

i love Entropy and the kinda follow-up playdate !!! BIG DDNE warning tho

ALSO WHICH CAME FIRST !!! FOR ONCE IVE SEEN THE APPEAL OF EGGS

and its a wip rn cuz its being translated into english but spirit and bone by sputnikan is shaping up to be painfully good !!!!

these are not all my fav fics, just the ones i can think of rn. the star wars fandom in general but ESPECIALLY the obikin fandom is full of such talented writers (and artists!!) that theres really no shortage of great fics no matter what ur preference is

#if you wish i will try to move some of my priv bookmakrs to be public on ao3 :3 #thanks for asking !!! also im def forgetting a bunch of fics i love and probably have open cuz i have like 45 tabs rn lmao #bongrip answers #fic rec #thanks 4 asking !!!

[tennessoui]

for the prompt

“You always this quiet?”

for KUWKS? ♥️♥️♥️ love you

hello !! and welcome to the return of KUWSK! this is more of a teasing 1k because i think i'm going to try and put this ficlet as an expanded chapter up on ao3 soon! this takes place a few weeks after chapter 9, the ficlet where they get engaged

(1k)

(Early December, Five Years, a Few Months, and a Few Weeks after the Skywalkers Move In)

There is a very loud bang, followed by a very loud crash. Anakin stirs awake with a grumble, comforted only by the fact that he can hear his fiancé do the same on the other side of the bed.

“Your turn,” he mutters, turning over onto his side.

“S not,” Obi-Wan replies, and the mattress shifts slightly as he turns over himself—conveniently taking half the covers back and winding them around his own body as if it’s not late December and fucking frigid. “Yours.”

Anakin swats at him ineffectively, barely grazing his back. His eyes slit open to read the blurry digital number of the alarm clock on his nightstand. It’s five in the morning. “Get up,” he mumbles, reaching back again to push at his fiancé. “Investigate.”

“I cannae find my glasses,” the asshole says, even though Anakin knows he hasn’t even tried to look for them. “‘M blind without them, you know that.”

There’s another loud sound. Something has definitely fallen. It’s December 17th, much too early for Santa. “What if it’s your father arriving early for Christmas?” Anakin asks, rubbing his face against his pillow. “You know if I have to talk with your father before at least three cups of coffee, it’s going to end in tears.”

“Don’t care,” Obi-Wan murmurs, shifting more. He’s probably curling into a nice little ball of sleepy warmth right now, the fucker. “Go make nice with your father in law.”

“Not married yet,” Anakin reminds him. “‘S your turn to make nice with him.”

“Mm,” his fiancé says, which could mean anything. “But what if it’s a home intruder?”

“Your house,” Anakin points out, trying to steal back some of the covers. He’s starting to shiver. “‘Sides you have all those scary looking tattoos. Intimidating.”

“Mm,” his favorite bastard says. “But you fucked me so well last night that I couldn’t possibly walk, let alone defend the castle.” The word castle is split in two by a yawn. “Wouldn’t be very intimidating to a burglar if I can’t walk without a limp, he’d laugh me out of house and home.”

Anakin kicks at him, but the older man doesn’t even acknowledge his act of almost-marital abuse. He’s quite sure they’re both fully awake at this point, which makes him want to push Obi-Wan out of bed because it’s his fucking turn and it’s very cold and he’s stolen all the blankets.

As if somehow sensing exactly how close Anakin is to unspeakable violence, Obi-Wan rolls over and ghosts a hand down his back before allowing his fingers to simply rest against his spine. “Anakin love,” Obi-Wan mumbles, inching forward until he’s pressed against Anakin’s back. “Won’t you go make sure no one has broken into our house or hurt our children? I would, but you’ve rendered me so terribly incapable of walking after we made love last night.”

Anakin is going to marry an absolute dick. He pushes himself up into a sitting position and glares over his shoulder at his asshole of a fiancé. “That’s not always going to work, you know,” Anakin says waspishly as he forces himself to swing his legs off the mattress, glaring over his shoulder.

Obi-Wan’s eyes are closed as he stretches out more into the warmth of the bed, a sleepy, self-satisfied smile curling the edges of his lips.

“See if I let you bottom next time,” Anakin mutters as he pulls on a pair of joggers over his briefs. No need to give either a potential burglar or Qui-Gon Jinn an accidental eye full.

“Mm,” Obi-Wan says, rolling into Anakin’s warm spot like a goddamn cat that got the fucking cream. “I look forward to it.”

Anakin grumbles and keeps grumbling, especially when he hits his shin on his bedside table trying to find his shoes.

Obi-Wan shushes him and turns over.

“I’m going to murder you if the burglar doesn’t get to it first,” Anakin hisses in a low voice. 

Obi-Wan begins to snore.

Of all the assholes in the world, Anakin had to go and fall in love with the smarmiest, which is really just his luck.

But he is in love with him, so he tries to be quiet as he exits the bedroom and crosses the long hall from the master bedroom to the living room. 

There’s light spilling out from the kitchen into the dining room, casting flickering shadows on the back of the couch.

Two very, very familiar voices echo through the empty space now that the bedroom door isn’t blocking the noise. Anakin pinches the bridge of his nose and counts to ten. He’d almost have preferred Obi-Wan’s father. At least he can yell at Qui-Gon Jinn without feeling bad.

He rounds the couch and walks through the empty dining room, suddenly incredibly grateful he’d put on joggers.

In the artificial light of the kitchen mixed with the pre-dawn light, his children are fighting over a metal bowl filled almost to the brim with some sort of sticky, white, amorphous blob monster in early stages of propagation. 

“Give it,” Leia snaps, fingers curling into the mixture itself. “You’re too short!”

“You’re just as short!” Luke snarls back, face red and covered with flour. “Stop it!”

“You stop it!”

“No! It was my idea!”

“No, it wasn’t!”

“Yes it was!”

The metal mixing bowl clangs against the wooden cabinet as the twins swing it around. 

Anakin leans against the doorway of the kitchen and observes his little angels in their natural habitat.

“Luke! Let go!” Leia cries, and Luke shouts back, wordless with rage.

“So,” Anakin says in his sternest voice, even as he remains leant against the doorway, ankles crossed. At the sound of his voice, both little faces whip towards him, expressions frozen in guilty terror. A bit of sarcasm slips into his tone, though he’s sure it goes over his nine year olds’ heads. He cocks his eyebrow just like Obi-Wan does. “You always this quiet?” 

#asks #kuwsk #guess what the twins are doing <3 #obikin

[tennessoui]

Pleeeeeeease that last line😭😭😭 two dads to get daddy issues from I’m fucking dead

lol bless i take it back this is my favorite part so far hands down. someone pray for din idk if he'll make it:

Obi, please, call me Obi-Wan, sips from a garishly decorated mug. Din fidgets with his own souvenir one. Grogu gurgles happily from next to him.

“Luke Owen Skywalker, of all the things you could have sprung on us in the eleventh hour, you’ve brought us a boyfriend? Where is he supposed to sleep—”

“He can share with me!”

“Like hell that’s going to happen! Imagine what your grandfather would say! Dooku would never let me hear the end of it—”

When Obi-Wan sets the mug back on the table, Din can finally read the red lettering. World’s Best Obi. Huh. What with the dripping, shaky red letters on the white paint, he’d assumed it was a halloween decoration that hadn’t been properly put away.

“Nice place,” Din says. “I like—the door.”

Obi-Wan blinks at him. “Thank you,” he says. “I painted it myself.”

“It’s…nice.” Din wants to punch himself in the face. His job is to talk to people and make them drinks. And the one time he actually needs to make conversation, he falls shorter than Luke.

“Fourteen years, Luke? Fourteen? And—”

“Isn’t Obi sixteen years older than you?”

“That is different! I was much older—and not to mention Obi-Wan was never my employer—”

“Wasn’t he technically your landlord though?”

From across the kitchen table, Obi-Wan winces slightly. 

Din winces as well.

Like some sort of wartime hero, Luke had swept in at the last minute and redirected his father’s attention away from the interloping boyfriend to the prodigal son. That had been ten minutes ago. Anakin Skywalker, apparently, has a lot of opinions that all need to be said very loudly and all at once, if the man’s half-sentences and splutterings are any indication.

Obi-Wan Skywalker’s long thoughtful, considering silences may be worse though.

“I’m not,” Din says. “His boss. Anymore. And we didn’t—not until after—”

“That’s nice,” Obi-Wan says in a tone that makes it quite clear that he doesn’t particularly want to think about it.

#asks #kuwsk #they are a family of 'going for the throat' #luke learned how to argue from watching obi-wan and anakin bicker #dinluke #obikin #ok this is the last piece of this ficlet i share #otherwise there will be no ficlet

[tennessoui]

So it's KUWSK for the next Ko-Fi ficlet? :D I can just imagine the drama during a KUWSK thanksgiving....I'm stoked!

🫣😬🫥

i love this enthusiasm, thank you and i agree a KUWSK thanksgiving/family get-together/another holiday/christmas one shot would be great and full of drama (one that has dooku and qui-gon in it, a resentful suspicious anakin, an exhausted but petty obi-wan, young twins.....maybe the exact christmas where the skywalkers give obi-wan adoption papers (for the twins, not for obi-wan lol)

buttttt i changed my mind lol the next ko-fi ficlet is gonna be my first attempt at body-swap 🤩🥺

#asks #kuwsk #but the body-swap is like #it happens when you have a strong force bond sometimes #and obi-wan and anakin sometimes switch bodies #but they don't tell anyone to report it cause the fix is to sever the bond and find the padawan a new master #and neither wants that #but it hasn't happened in a bit #but then it happens in the middle of aotc anakin's wedding #hehe

[tennessoui]

ok i just reread kuwsk and i absolutely adore this fic oh my goddddd. do you have any headcanons for teen!luke and leia in that verse. they’re adorable as children, but obi-wan and anakin’s constant commiserations about how the twins will run them into the ground as teens is soooo funny to me

oh DO I

can you imagine a vacation with the twins when they're like. 17. how absolutely hellish it would be.

they go to scarif and han scores an invitation because luke begged and begged for his bff to come along and obi-wan was absolutely 100% against it because he literally has permanent beef with a teenager but anakin points out that they would definitely figure out which twin was interested/dating han if he came along and then know which twin to focus their "you can do so much better sweetie" energies on, and also they could probably force han into free baby care/baby sitter of child rey while they go spend some time alone free of children and free of clothes.....

what actually happens of course is luke falls madly in love with someone on scarif within their first few days there, and leia and han dutifully follow him around while carrying rey (han is rocking the front baby harness for five year old rey) and the trip ends with luke heartbroken and sullen, staring out the window of their plane as they take off and refusing to talk to leia or han because it just hurts so much + leia more in love with han after seeing him handle kid rey for the whole time + rey liking han best now even though he lost her like five times + obi-wan and anakin, well rested and well fucked but still unsure about which twin solo is seeing because luke looks heartbroken and leia is resting her head on han's shoulder but han has his hand on luke's knee in silent comfort??????

back to the drawing board.

#asks #kuwsk #there's only 2 one shots i think for the kuwsk that feature teen/adult twins #christmas fic in the christmas collection #and the apple pie making fic in the regular collection #should be more though i agree!!

[tennessoui]

The line about Din realizing he might be the result of not one but two sets of daddy issues in one go had me in tears btw

din: ok and so your two main parental figures....there's an age gap between them as well.

luke: yes

din: and one was in a quasi-position of authority over the other for a fair amount of time that must have impacted you greatly as a child....

luke: obi was technically dad's landlord for a few years yeah when he needed somewhere to move with two babies

din: and i'm fourteen years older than you, i was your employer, and i come to you with a built in baby.

obi-wan: don't forget the motorcycle

anakin: don't forget the tattoos

din: actually i would like to forget this conversation

#asks #kuwsk #kit's holiday fics #i love fics that are dinluke but play up the daddy issues lol #i find them so funny #because you KNOW force ghost anakin is losing his shit in the background

[tennessoui]

holy SHIT either i just did not know or i forgot that kuwsk obi-wan had tattoos because ohhhhhhhh my goddddddd anakin i do NOT blame you i’m practically salivating at the mouth. obi-wan in his work clothes all buttoned up and prim but his sleeves are rolled up so you can see his forearms and tattoos and 🥵🥵🥵

honestly i feel like just being around each other awakens sooo many kinks in anakin and obi-wan that they definitely didn't realize they had pre-knowing each other like anakin's mouth literally starts watering when obi-wan's tattoos are in his sight especially if it's just showing a little bit. he's never been that into tattoos, like they're nice sure, but tattoos on professor kenobi??? he feels like he's losing his mind

meanwhile obi-wan is just so soft and in love all the time when he's around anakin, of course but he starts noticing how good of a dad anakin is to the twins and it makes him so flustered. anakin picks luke up and spins him around and holds him upside down until he's red in the face giggling and obi-wan is beyond flustered. when leia pushes her brother off the swingset so she can go, anakin is there with stern but kind words and obi-wan has to go inside for a bit to calm down

knowing kuwsk obi-wan, he probably tries googling:

"can someone have a kink for good parenting????"

"dad appreciation normal???"

"father kink ???? hide results with words: "daddy"

#asks #kuwsk #been a while since we thought about kuwsk :D #monthly reminder these 2 idiots are in love <3

[tennessoui]

writing a thanksgiving sorta kuwsk ficlet and this may be my favorite part:

“So how did you two—” Leia starts to say, but then Luke is leaning forward, and his expression is one of sudden and intense concentration. He looks like he did when he’d stopped the Scrabble game he was losing to Boba and dragged Din into the hall to strategize—really, actually strategize for a game of Scrabble.

“No time for that, princess,” Luke waves a hand. Din’s eyebrows go up and he looks down at his kid, who is following the conversation like he knows what’s happening. It’s a low point when the baby understands more than the father.

Leia raises her eyebrow so imperiously, that Din sort of wonders if maybe she is a princess. 

“Is Han going to be there?” Luke asks. His hand is still on Din’s knee. 

Han could be the name of some sort of royalty. Corellian maybe.

Leia purses her lips. Her displeasure is evident. “No,” she says. “We’re on a break right now actually.”

Din opens his mouth to say something along the lines of, I’m sorry to hear that, because he owns a goddamn bar, he knows what to say to people who have just broken up with their partners around the holiday.

Luke, apparently, even though he worked at the same bar for three months, needs a refresher course, because he collapses back into his seat with a groan. “How could you be so selfish, Leia, for Christ’s sake?”

“I didn’t realize you were so fond of Han,” Leia sniffs and turns back around in her seat. “I thought you got over that little crush in freshman year of high school.”

Din suddenly isn’t quite sure he likes Han.

“Yeah, of course I did! But he’s always doing things Obi can’t stand! I was banking on Han coming by and getting drunk during Christmas dinner and tripping over Chewie and throwing his plate of food on Grandfather Dooku or something! You know, Han stuff. Flash more skin than appropriate, make fun of vegans even though Grandpa Qui-Gon has been one for years. Cause a little mayhem. Get that vein in Obi’s forehead really throbbing until Dad remembers he loves Obi more than he likes entertainment and kicks him out.”

“Well, thankfully that’s not going to happen,” Leia replies. “So all the attention is going to be on you and the first boyfriend you’ve ever brought home, his tattoos, his biker-gang look, and his baby.”

As close as they’re pressed together in the backseat, Luke can probably feel him tense. He pats at his knee. “Don’t worry, Din,” he says, much too chipper to truly be trying to decrease Din’s heart rate. “Obi has tattoos too, he loves them. And Dad loves Obi’s tattoos. And Dad has a motorcycle too, though Obi doesn’t like that as much. But they both love babies! You’ll be fine!”

Din has the sudden and intense fear that he may be the realization of two sets of daddy issues in one boy.

#kuwsk #(disney channel voice) good luck Din #obikin #i actually am having so much fun writing a grown up (19) set of twins #especially in the KUWSK verse #dinluke

[tennessoui]

hello hello! I just spent pretty much the entire day reading backwards from post #1 on your blog for the kuwsk tag. screaming, crying, giggling, throwing up.. the whole nine yards really! two immediate things on my mind: 1) I REALLY need someone to draw obi wan fondly watching sick anakin on the couch with a sleeping luke and barely awake leia, face and arms covered in (hello kitty) band aids. 2) I desperately need to know what their wedding vows said please I beg. tysm for this amazing verse!

ahhh this is so sweet !! I can’t help you with the first thing cause I’m really not great at drawing but I agree that I would love the fuck out of a picture of that moment + the following moment when obi-wan puts anakin to bed and he pretends that they’re dancing in the living room when the twins ask because he can’t fess up to having let them drug their father lmao

but the second thing!! That’s a great question I bet their wedding vows are really soppy. Obi-Wan probably thanks him for giving him a family and also for the infinite amount of patience and kindness anakin showed him until he figured out he could want happiness and love in his life again & anakin’s vows start by thanking obi-wan for waking the fuck up and realizing he deserved happiness and it was already living down the hall from him lol

#asks #obikin #KUWSK #the real question is what do those best man speeches look like #cause you know Quinlan’s been writing his for years and years and years

[tennessoui]

i’ve re-read KUWTKS for the nth time today and it’s become such a comfort fic for me, i love them so, SO much 😭 that precious little family and obiwan gets to be happy MY HEART

literally nothing hurts in KUWSK — there’s a bit of angst but it’s just them being ridiculous. anakin wants to be proposed to because he wants someone to choose him and want to marry him, and obi-wan does it but dumps a bunch of flour over his head at first. The twins’ first Halloween with baby Rey, they dress her up as Ursula aka the villain of the movie and anakin and obi-wan are like omg they’re including her <3 obi-wan stole the router to his own house when anakin mentioned that it was time for him to look for a new place to live because he didn’t want that to happen but didn’t know how to use their big boy words

They’re literally so dumb <3 they hate Han like two judgy bitches and they traumatize Luke’s boyfriend when he brings him home for Christmas <3 they’re the worst <3

#asks #KUWSK #I was just thinking of her actually #I owe you all the actual get together chapter #and I need to mark it as complete on ao3 because apparently people haven’t been reading it because it’s a wip 🥺 #it’s a series of unconnected one shots 🥺

[tennessoui]

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in : "hand(s)"

well im cheating a bit because this has been what i've been working on (the kuwsk ficlet), but just the sentence didn't make good enough sense, so here's a few paragraphs:

“Has he told you he’s dating a guy who’s fourteen years his senior, was his boss when they met, owns a bar, was in a motorcycle gang, and has tattoos? Or was he going to wait until dessert?” Leia asks from behind them. She’s panting slightly from the effort of carrying her baby sister up the small hill, along with the weight of all those secrets, presumably.

“Leia!” Luke shrieks. Obi’s eyes are very wide, and Luke’s father’s face looks deathly pale when he had been tan not one minute ago.

“It was not a gang,” Din tells them, which as far as first words to your boyfriend’s parents go isn’t exactly stellar. “More like an after-school club.”

Luke’s father’s eyes narrow as he turns to his husband. “You have tattoos,” he points out in a very accusatory manner.

“Oh no, don’t you dare,” Obi says back, mouth twisting up into a thin line. “You have a motor—”

“Leia and Han broke up again!” Luke shouts. “She’s actually heartbroken about it!"

“Luke!” Leia’s taloned hand tries to catch hold of Luke’s sweatshirt, but he pushes past his bickering parents and into the house. “Get back here!”

#asks #kuwsk #chaotic as always #ask games

[tennessoui]

trick or treat for kuwsk if you’d like! (in particular what happens after obiwan kisses anakin in the driveway) otherwise for any au you’d like would be amazing too ✨

🧡 trick or treat ! 🎃

kuwsk!! after obi-wan kisses anakin in the drive, anakin gets all flustered, makes him the worst lunch in the world and then goes to drop it off and purposefully kisses him in front of all of his students before running off! here is that scene!

it never made its way onto the ao3 yet i think, but i'll some day do the full chapter for the aftermath 🧡

[trick or treat ask game!]

#asks #kuwsk #thank youuuuu!

[tennessoui]

Do you have any new idea or things you want to add to KUWSK?

i would love to write a wedding mishap fic for kuwsk

i just realized i don't think i've ever written them actually getting married? i wrote them at someone else's wedding before, but not their own.....

it'd be fun to do that with kuwsk because i imagine so many things going wrong and it being completely chaotic. all of obi-wan's family is there so as not to offend anyone. qui-gon brings his adopted son maul (out on parole) as his plus one because maul's invitation must have gotten lost in the mail (it didn't). dooku makes the caterer cry. yoda is the flower girl because luke and leia kept arguing over who would be the flower girl. dooku makes anakin cry. shmi msplaces the rings accidentally through no fault of her own. quin is obi-wan's best man. padmé is anakin's best man. both try to take credit in their speeches about who got them together. ahsoka is the only student of obi-wan's that's invited and she's been bribed to tiktok the whole thing

due to some hijinks and or miscommunication, the twins find out that obi-wan and anakin are going to go on a fancy trip all by themselves without the twins which is just not allowed. anakin is really going to put his foot down this time because the twins can't just cry and get their way and this is his goddamn honeymoon goddamn it, but obi-wan is like....maybe they have a point anakin love........is it really fair to leave them all alone while we have a nice vacation...........we can have sex anywhere......i AM marrying into the family, perhaps the twins should come.......

#asks #anakin is like youre not marrying into the family youre part of this family's foundations #(anakin makes obi-wan cry) #dooku makes anakin cry again #kuwsk #obikin

[tennessoui]

Four word prompts: “I’m not wearing that.”

this takes place in the KUWSK universe! (but can be read alone) The twins are about 9 here, and they've just adopted baby!Rey!

(900 words)

“No way,” Anakin says immediately. “Absolutely not.”

“The twins picked it out,” Obi-Wan replies. “You’d break their tiny baby hearts if you said no.”

“I want a divorce.”

“Haha,” his husband says. “Come on, get changed. It’s four in the afternoon, and you know I hate taking the kids trick-or-treating after it gets dark.”

Anakin is torn between a rush of fondness for his husband and a swell of great hatred. Well, alright. Not hatred. Perhaps annoyance at most.

As if he can feel through the air how Anakin is feeling, Obi-Wan hums and plays with the open collar of his own white shirt. “You’re the one that wanted to let the kids choose what they wanted the family costume to be for Halloween this year,” he points out. “I believe this is strictly your fault.”

“I believe that’s bullshit,” Anakin mutters, turning back to stare at the monstrosity lying on the bed. “Obi-Wan, I’m not wearing that.”

“You know,” Obi-Wan taps his finger on his lips and ties the red sash around his waist. “I was thinking just the other day: how many Halloweens do we have left to dress as a family? Luke and Leia are already nine. I’ve never studied the cut off date for Halloween, but I assume it’s coming up. And, well. Rey will give us another few years—” the baby on her cot exclaims at hearing her name, and cries for Obi-Wan’s attention.

Obi-Wan, absolutely besotted beyond all rationality with their new daughter, sweeps away from the mirror to pick the baby up.

“Aren’t you just the most evil and diabolical Ursula in the entire sea?” Obi-Wan asks the baby, who squeals and flaps her chubby arms like they’re really tentacles. Obi-Wan croons and starts to hum a version of “Under the Sea”, one that causes Rey to cackle and gurgle from the safety of her father’s arms.

It’s mind-numbingly adorable, the way his husband treats their daughter, how absolutely smitten he is with her every move and noise. Watching it almost makes up for the purple bikini top on his bed and the green skirt.

“Why can’t there be two Prince Erics?” Anakin asks, only a little desperately.

“It’s like you haven’t even seen the movie,” Obi-Wan replies, still making faces at Rey. “Put it on now, quickly, we’ll be late.”

Anakin has half the mind to bite out that one can’t exactly be late to fucking Trick-Or-Treat, but he can’t bring himself to muster up the right amount of vitriol. He thinks it’s adorable, the way Obi-Wan reads articles about Halloween violence and car accidents the entire month leading up to the holiday. The fact that he lets the kids go at all without holding his hand the entire time is a testament to how much he’s grown since they were five.

But still. 

“I believe you brought this on yourself, Anakin love,” Obi-Wan tells him, carefully switching Rey to one arm so he can go back to primping in front of the mirror. He’s tried to style his hair in the swoop that Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid is known for. Anakin can’t decide if it’s devastatingly effective or if he just thinks everything that Obi-Wan does is devastating.

“How the fuck—”

“Careful now,” Obi-Wan warns him. “There are baby ears about.”

Baby ears that don’t even understand English, Anakin wants to protest, but he knows it would be useless. He can count on one hand the number of fights he’s won against an Obi-Wan whose protective father instinct has been triggered. “How is it my fault that our kids apparently want me to dress up as Ariel?” 

Obi-Wan shrugs and adjusts his grip on the baby before turning to face him. “You’re the one who’s always singing along to her parts in the movie,” he points out. “They probably thought you would love it.”

“Well, I don’t. You’re the ginger, switch with me. It makes more sense.”

“Fuck that,” Obi-Wan replies. Anakin squawks at the unfairness of it all. “I’m already dressed. And besides, this is what the twins wanted.”

“Why are they the eels?” Anakin asks, shucking off his shirt because he knows a stone wall when he sees one. “Does it say something about our children that they wanted to be the slimy, evil eels instead of the prince and princess?”

“Perhaps that they don’t want to kiss each other,” Obi-Wan points out. Anakin makes a face so full of disgust that he hopes Obi-Wan can feel it aimed at him even with his back turned. “Think of it this way,” his husband says bracingly. “They wanted Rey to be Ursula, which can only mean they’re really and truly accepting her into the family. And they wanted us to be Ariel and Eric, which means that when they look at us together, they see the best representation of true love they’ve ever seen before.”

He leans over and kisses Anakin’s cheek. Weak as he is, Anakin cannot help but lean into the press of his husband’s lips on his skin. Rey giggles and claps her hands together, happy to be somewhat included.

“Fine,” Anakin relents because Obi-Wan’s reasons were so sweet and so good and Anakin is so weak with love for his husband. “But does it have to be the purple bikini top?”

#asks #kuwsk #i think if it's not tragically annoying #i'll try to make most of the prompts i got some sort of continuation of an already existing au #i really want to get ok with reading my own writing whoops lol #and its like fun lil bonus stories for those who know a lot of my stories!!! #anyway #obikin #they're all dressed as little mermaid characters which was the twins' favorite movie for like a solid yeaar

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Lmao the indignation when leia realized Anakin and Obiwan actually like Din and continue to very much dislike Han 😂

A little part of Leia will probably always love Han regardless of their current relationship status, but damn no part of obi-wan will ever like Han. Anakin secretly finds him a little charming because he remembers being that roguish in his day (he was never that roguish in his day)

I love Din so maybe I’m biased but Din wins everyone in the Skywalker-Kenobi family. It’s only a matter of time. For different reasons, everyone likes a tattooed shy guy with a child who dotes on Luke Skywalker

#asks #KUWSK #kit’s holiday fics #but I feel like #leia is so indignant at first #because they’re not like that with EVERY PARTNER???