#(anakin makes obi-wan cry)

[risingmoonyue]

Clone Wars AU where instead of chips, the clones are actually raised to be undercover as loyal soldiers knowing they'd betray the jedi ("traitors") on the order, and are all ready to complete their mission—

But uh. The jedi are really nice?? And kinda dumb??? And they reaaaally don't know how they survived this long when they are just so dumb and trusting and oh no they're attached.

There are many unfortunate realizations. The clones form a support group to rant about their stupid jetii because "—guys you don't understand he loses his lightsaber every two seconds and then smiles at me when I give it back and has decided since I have it so much I should know how to use it and this week he ordered chocolate for everyone what do I do—"

Bly be sitting in the corner, rocking because "Oh no she's hot"

Wolffe is sitting there holding in manly tears because Plo is a buir but he's a traitor but Plo is such a buir can he be my buir

Rex is like "listen I know Skywalker is supposed to be the one non-traitor of the bunch but like. He's crazy???? And the Commander is also crazy???? How am I supposed to keep up with them???? How much worse would they be without Kenobi????????? And I think Skywalker might actually murder us all if anyone touches the commander or Kenobi???????????"

And meanwhile Fox is all "I keep pulling this one weird jedi out of the dumpster and I can't get rid of him. How do I get rid of him, he's growing on me like mold and I hate it."

Meanwhile I cant decide if the Jedi know that somethings up with the clones and are keeping them close or if they just are genuinely like "man those guys are so great ❤️❤️❤️ I'd trust my life with them ❤️❤️❤️ if they don't tell me smth they def have a good reason ❤️❤️❤️"

#could this au be used for unending angst and feels and to make everyone cry????? yes #am I going to use it that way???? lmao no #I just think it's funny #text post #my writing #clone wars au #star wars au #star wars #clone wars #commander cody #commander bly #commander wolffe #commander fox #palpatine #plo koon #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ashoka tano #quinlan vos #aalya secura

[tennessoui]

au where because palpatine is anakin’s confidante during his teenage years, he gets to hear all about the latest love of his life and how this relationship is The One, This Is It, Senator, Anakin Is Sure He Is In Love, only for the relationship to crash and burn a few weeks/months later, which results in dark! bad mood! anakin who swears to never see or speak to the temptress who played with his heart ever again

which gives sidious Ideas about how to most successfully ruin anakin’s relationship with obi-wan, aka the only thing really firmly keeping anakin in the light, so that he can twist anakin into Falling and becoming his sith apprentice.

after all it turns out that while obi-wan kenobi is damn near unkillable, he isn’t unfuckable (in the eyes of the vast majority of the galaxy.....anakin included)

and so palpatine becomes the number one obikin shipper, the og stan, the fan with a plan. he sets them up on countless dates and fancy dinners, gives them his opera house tickets, pays for them to be serenaded by the Coruscanti orchestra.....all because he thinks that once they get together it’ll be only a matter of time before they break up and then anakin will be so betrayed and distraught that he never talks to obi-wan again

but that....keeps not happening and palpatine just keeps bankrolling their dates at increasingly fancier and fancier places, all the while Anakin is in his In Love and Life Is Wonderful phase, Kenobi shyly thanks Palpatine for his kindness, and Sidious has to keep reminding himself that the happier and higher Skywalker feels the further he’ll Fall.......right? right???

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #no obi-wan doesnt realize what's going on in this one #hes too distracted by anakin #torn between they never ever break up #vs they're constantly breaking up and making up in the same day #they both have a fight and think that means it's over #but then they're trying to call the other and apologize because they don't want it to be over #i think that would annoy the hell out of palpatine lol #he's trying to turn a crying anakin in his office #vader's theme playing n the background #only for obi-wan to comm him and anakin tto fly out the door for make up sex #guys omg look its actually a silly lil au

[anakinftpadme]

anakin’s voice coming through when he talks about how he killed himself, taking ownership of his actions in agony, but flickering back to darth’s to show the anger he feels at obi-wan, holding him at arm’s length. star wars is sick

the way it’s darth’s voice saying obi’s name and you can feel the hatred he still has towards him, but it’s anakin’s voice that takes the ownership of what he did. and in part tries to free obi-wan of guilt, because there’s some kind of love still buried deep inside him

but mostly it’s just him vocalizing and realizing he did this himself. and it’s sad and disturbing and everyone involved in the making of star wars is twisted

#making me cry over anakin like it’s a full time job #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #study: obi wan #study: anakin #my metas #t

[boofrilly]

He would have adored you

#star wars #star wars art #anakin skywalker #artists on tumblr #obikin #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #qui gon jinn #Anakin you know bringing up your masters master will make him cry #my art

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

A long list of Clone Wars headcanons just cause

Sometimes Ahsoka will get the zoomies and how she handles that energy is roughhousing with Anakin who's more than willing to participate 

It becomes a show for the 501 because seeing the small togruta tackle the lanky ass nightmare that is Anakin Skywalker to the floor is hilarious 

They are both guilty of not knowing their strength so some people (cough cough Obi-Wan cough cough) caution them against it they don’t really listen tho which has resulted in some pretty hilarious injuries 

One of those injuries happened when they were playing around and Ahsoka shouldered Anakin so abruptly that he fell back on him tailbone and got the wind knocked out of him she sat by his side laughing her ass off

It took her an unreasonable amount of time to realize he was in pain and when she did she started apologizing like crazy she still gets embarrassed when people bring it up and still apologizes years later

There was another time when Ahsoka turned her back to Anakin when they were roughhousing and he pushed her so hard that she almost fell off of the landing platform they were standing on

He snatched her up by the stomach while muttering “I’m so sorry” and then he started frantically checking to make sure he didn’t seriously hurt her while Ahsoka laughed so hard she swears to this day that she pulled something 

Unfortunately when the laughter stopped she did realize she managed to sprain her wrist and when Anakin found he helped her wrap it

You’d think that they’d learn from these incidents but nope they still play fight like two big dogs 

Even tho Anakin and Ahsoka’s place is pretty clean it’s never really quiet there’s always gotta be some kinda noise 

Sometimes it’s Ahsoka’s music playing loudly in her room, sometimes it’s a holomovie in the living room, and sometimes it’s just them bickering in the kitchen

It doesn’t matter what it is it’s never truly quiet even at night there’s a small amount of noise from Anakin’s snoring (which he denies) and Ahsoka’s purring thing (which she also denies) 

As crazy as it sounds the people closest to them will admit that their noise is strangely comforting  

Anakin and Ahsoka are so freaking similar that it turns heads sometimes they’ll say something the other said but they’ve never heard like “This is where the fun begins” 

It’s stopped Obi-Wan in his tracks before it kinda freaks him out and worries him a little bit but it also puts a small smile on his face when the duo says the same thing at the same time

They’re also able to predict how the other will react once Ahsoka was teaching the clones tricks with her saber and they broke it they felt terrible but they were also terrified about Anakin’s reaction 

Ahsoka was the only calm one in the room and explained to the group that Anakin would pretend to be pissed for about an hour but then he’d “calm down” and ask for the parted to fix it and by that time rolled around she’d already have his favorite holo prepped and food from Dex’s

They listened to her with a healthy amount of skepticism and were happily surprised to find out the next day that she was right  

There was another time when Anakin and Obi-Wan decided to buy Ahsoka her favorite boba to soften the blow that she wasn’t gonna go on a mission Anakin told Obi-Wan that she’d be happy for a minute before asking what happened and he was right 

When Ahsoka got closer to Anakin the clones and everyone else she showed her secret passion for acting like she doesn’t know them in public when they piss her off

It worked a couple of times and one of those times Rex almost got arrested because the officer didn’t believe that they were the commander and captain of the 501st Rex didn’t blame the dude because he couldn’t prove it without Ahsoka’s help and she refused to back him up

Ahsoka finally dropped the act when the cuffs came out but she was still kinda reluctant

She did agree to take a break from that prank and she stopped doing it entirely when Obi-Wan had to bail Anakin out of jail (she bought a lot of boba for a very long time to make up for that one)

They will reference the prank occasionally by asking each other at random points in the day “Do I know you?” 

Like sometimes they’ll be out and Anakin will ask “Have we met before?” most of the time Ahsoka will answer “No actually we haven’t” (this girl is wearing his cloak he’s wearing one of her headwraps and his arm is resting on her head) 

Sometimes Padme will make a big deal of taking Anakin and Ahsoka out to do something just the three of them

Whenever Padme and Anakin show the smallest form of affection towards each other Ahsoka makes a big deal about gagging Anakin makes a bigger deal of “evening it out” 

Like if he kisses Padme and Ahsoka gags he’ll grab her and give her a big smooch on the forehead and then like the little shit that he is he’ll whip his lips calling her greasy

She gets him back by whipping the spit off her forehead with his robes (and also backhanding him which Padme kindly ignores)

Padme will sometimes tease her too like if she grabs Anakin’s hand then she’ll link arms with Ahsoka and make a small comment like “There now you’re even”

Sometimes Ahsoka will get them both back in the moments when they check on each other first she’ll make a big deal about saying “Well kriff me I guess” even if she doesn’t have a scratch on her 

Both Anakin and Padme will make a big deal about checking her for injuries with a couple of comments like “Oh my poor little padawan you have a scratch from training last night how did you cope”

I said in my first post that Ahsoka and Anakin have a playlist and I love the idea that they have different titles for them like “Obi-Wan’s least favorite playlist” “get ready to kick seppie’s ass” “the council pissed me off again” and stuff like that 

It’s all in good fun but they’ll never let anyone else see those titles because they know it’ll get a good scolding from Obi-Wan

The moment Obi-Wan knew Anakin had formed an “unnecessary attachment” wasn’t some big life-or-death moment on the battlefield 

In hindsight it was a pretty funny moment that was caused by Anakin’s stupidity cause he had broken a glass earlier that day and he thought he got all the pieces so he didn’t feel it was necessary to tell Ahsoka

Next thing he knows the poor togruta is gasping in pain and when he goes to check on her she’s sitting on the kitchen floor while the mother of all glass shards is sticking out of her foot 

Now you might be asking “How did Anakin miss a glass shard the size of his hand?” he honestly couldn’t give you an answer but he could tell you was in that moment he realized that he forgot to restock the med kit even though Ahsoka had reminded him about it earlier that day

All Obi-Wan got to see of this was a blur of Anakin holding his profusely bleeding padawan while yelling at the top of his lungs “Move she’s bleeding out!”

No one can really blame the man for dropping everything he was doing to chase after his former padawan and they also can’t blame him for assuming the worst like her being stabbed or shot

He didn’t know what he was expecting when he walked into the halls of healing but it wasn’t an embarrassed Anakin standing over a cackling Ahsoka as the healers scolded him for causing a scene

He makes a silent note to give Anakin a small lecture about keeping his emotions under control before checking on his giggly grand padawan

#star wars #the clone wars #star wars clone wars #star wars headcanons #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #padmé amidala #captain rex #ahsoka and anakin #snips and skyguy #disaster siblings #this duo puts the universe through hell #and it's hilarious #It sucks so bad that while I was writing this I was also coming up with like angsty stuff #like bro im trying to live in denial here #but like can you imagine how hard it would hit Anakin to go back to their quarters and it's quiet for the first time in ever #or like him saying something and he stops because he knows that Ahsoka would say something like that #or when him and Padme go out and he holds her hand he kinda holds his other arm out and waits for Ahsoka to grab it and she never does #or Ahsoka's trying to fix things with Vader before fighting #like trying to use her old methods of making stuff up to Anakin but it obviously doesn't work because she's not talking to Anakin #or Ahsoka looking at the scar on her foot when she was on the run or after order 66 #I make myself sad #anyways I'm gonna go cry in a corner now

[sith-obikin]

Darth Vader #5

Obi-Wan Kenobi, 1x06

Let’s keep going with our journey by reliving together this unforgettable moment between our boys🖤

#DarkSideJourney #sith obikin #fest #our gifs #obikin #vaderwan #parallels #this parallel is pure angst💔 #that ‘Anakin’ will always make us cry #comics #obi wan kenobi show #kenobi show #owk #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #kenobi #skywalker #anakin #vader #darth vader #anakin skywalker

[cryoshad]

im well prepared for people to complain about how hayden doesnt look young enough, but i also know that if they had de-aged him digitally, it would have gotten an equal amount of criticism, if not more. remember how everyone responded to cgi luke at the end of the mandalorian ?

personally im glad they didnt use cgi because it wouldve made those scenes clunkier, and theres a lot of emotion that can't be conveyed with cgi. either way people would've gotten nitpicky like they have with this whole show. i loved seeing hayden as anakin again, despite being older he tapped back into younger anakin so well (even made his voice less deep so he sounded the same!) .

i missed him so much and regardless of the obvious amount of time passed, it made me so happy to see him again.

#the bottom line is i love him and seeing him again was gonna make me cry regardless #obi wan kenobi #star wars #obi wan #kenobi show #kenobi spoilers #obi wan kenobi spoilers #the clone wars #hayden christensen #ewan mcgregor #anakin #anakin skywalker #vader #darth vader #anakin and obi wan

[gildeddlily]

watching cw!Anakin is like.. if straight then why so cunty?

#everyone talks ab obi wan and yes he's the moment #but something ab anakin's slutty waist makes me feel things #anakin skywalker #clone wars #star wars #star wars clone wars #ofc str8 men can be cunty guys!!!! but he's not #sadly #still crying ab his nose

[coirionin]

so, unfortunately for me, i have become obsessed with the song of achilles so fucking quickly and viciously my neck almost broke from the whiplash. and like. what if. and hear me out here. a tsoa obikin au? eh? eehhh????

#can u fucking imagine????? #anakin as achilles????? #oh my fucking HEART #i dont know how obi-wan as patroclus would work but by GOD would i will MAKE it work #just. UGH. #so much FUCKING UUUGHHHH #obikin #star wars #tsoa #crying. i have a head ache. kill me.

[whump-adjacent]

Well this killed me...

“Coming back, what I was most excited by was the idea of exploring the character of Darth Vader at this point in the timeline. When we meet him in the series, he’s struggling with his past in a way that he needs to reconcile. He needs to kill Obi-Wan to kill that part of himself and become the Sith that he knows he needs to be.” 

Hayden Christensen, A Jedi Returns, 2022

Welp. I’m a mess 😫

At first I thought “what’s he talking about - Anakin isn’t struggling to reconcile his past, he’s a shell of a man with no capacity to connect with his past life or Obi-Wan. But then I realised what Hayden was saying. 

That Vader, needing to completely destroy the tender, heroic Anakin in order to become this entirely monstrous creature, has to eliminate the one remaining link with his past, a link that he knows could have the power to revive Anakin; his Master, friend, and father figure Obi-Wan.

Vader must kill Obi-Wan because Obi-Wan being alive means that Anakin could be saved 😔💔

#I love Hayden's insights into Anakin/Vader #the calmness and simplicity with which he describes it makes me super emosh for some reason #it's like he pops up every now & again and gives these insights #and I lose it every time #every time they showed a Hayden/Anakin bit I cried a lil #especially Vader in the bacta tank #I could only think of poor Anakin & how he would rather have been dead #and then when they showed Luke putting his hand on Vader/Anakin's shoulder as he died #I did crying again 🙃 #why does emotional sw stuff always come out when I'm PMSing #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #star wars #anakin skywalker #obi-wan kenobi #obi-wan kenobi series #hayden christensen #ewan mcgregor #a jedi's return #disney plus

[io-u-a-moon]

"someday we'll be complete like modern saints

baptize our kids in gasoline

and hang our doubts up in cathedrals

so that they turn to faith in the colored sunlight"

- Thursday, "Asleep in the Chapel"

#star wars #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #anakin #anakin skywalker #obi wan and anakin #star wars fanart #i know that's not how knighting works but shh #second panel with the lyrics and art together makes me go feral tbh #this is a PSA. listen to thursday #and expect more thursday inspired stuff #including a boba + tomorrow i'll be you comic that's making me cry #because it's three pages long and also makes me sad #and don't get me started on steps ascending and posted RotS obi wan and anakin #my art

[sissiarte]

something something you are the future :_)

please click on it to see it big bc the quality has been nerfed

#i enjoy making myself cry #this show destoyed me #and im never recovering from it #at least its also inspiring me so much jfashjdk #obi wan kenobi #leia organa #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi spoilers #star wars #star wars fanart #obi wan fanart #leia fanart #princess lei #anakin fanart #obi wan kenobi series #obi wan kenobi fanart #sissiarte

[tennessoui]

I seriously loved the one-shot! Especially because I woke up with the notification from ao3 and it made work pass quickly today ^^

(Also it distracted me from the drunken, yelling groups of men roaming the city today 🙃)

And I am so intrigued how it continues!! What will Obi-Wan do?? Will he leave the order??? Is there any other option?

Aaannnd I’m curious as to why Anakin wore the veil in the senate…

Haha lots of questions, sorry ^^’

I hope you are well and your days are bright 💜

ahh glad you enjoyed it!!! 🥰

as for your questions, in my mind obi-wan is going to leave the order and no one is going to be particularly surprised. The Order has probably spent the last several months fielding questions from reporters about Jedi Knight Kenobi’s close relationship with Senator Skywalker, as well as making photos of rather intimate moments between them (just walking around the senate gardens but it’s heavy chemistry ok) disappear

he gets to live his best life as like nanny instructor for two babies who adore him:

Anakin doesn’t trust anyone more with his kids. He bullies obi-wan into teaching them how to use the Force and control themselves, and he also bullies Obi-Wan into teaching him the same thing

(Obi-Wan also makes a blanket for Leia. He’d thought they would just share the original blanket, but when he says this, Anakin laughs himself silly)

(Anakin also wants a blanket for himself. This takes much longer to complete.)

As for the reasons anakin wears the veil, it’s honestly completely and totally just plot reasons so the plot can happen. I guess an argument could be made for him feeling the need to keep his identity secret in case of attack, or because he likes the ceremony of it all, idk mostly just a character quirk for the sake of the paper-thin plot, like Padmé and her handmaidens when she’s queen

#asks #obikin #obi-wan: oh I thought Luke would share it #anakin who has only #managed to get Luke to give up the blanket twice since it was given #and who has washed the baby while #he was wearing the blanket because he couldn’t make him give it up without loud crying #and hey it got the blanket clean as well so it’s a win win: HAHAHAHAHA

[starsdies]

throwing some of my obikin ideas i had on twitter on here bcos... tumblr is looking much better content-wise for me. 

so obikin kinda meet-cute modern au?

but you know those (kink friendly) cafes where the employees wear cute outfits, and insult the customers? all i can think about is obi-wan as an employee in a ridiculous outfit insulting anakin when he’s dared to visit the cafe by a friend (ferus, probably) and the hot guy in the very slutty costume is hitting a little TOO close to his unexplored humiliation kink.

anakin has to like. put the face towelette in his lap to hide the fact that he’s ridiculously hard when obi-wan slams his “baby palate” of a meal on his table. obi-wan notices in the middle of his dinner and takes FULL advantage of it. anakin doesn’t end his meal without being so red he’s having hot flashes.

of course before he runs out of the restaurant he scribbles his number on a napkin and leaves a massive tip. 

#dom obi-wan would thrive in this setting #the outfit can be anything you want but i need #dom obi-wan in something so hilarous #maid outfit #fox outfit #just like. insanely hot. #makes a grown man (anakin) cry #sub anakin #// suggestive #obikin #vaderwan #obiani #meet cute

[genderfluidcrowley]

"because all he'll see is me" is a line that's absolutely killing me

#idc if its platonic or romantic or qpr or a scret fourth thing #the raw emotion behind that #the attachment #the not even death can tear us apart #the even when all else fails and when i cannot trust myself and i know that you'll be there #you might be there with hatred and disgust and a wish to hurt but you're at least there #the we will fight each other because there is no other way but none of us will die because if one does the other will follow #the when the universe has fallen and i cry myself to sleep because of all you've done it is still your face that appears in my dreams #the i don't know if it brings me pain or comfort but your soul will always be there #the time might heal all wounds but it doesn't make you forget #it doesn't make you forget the pain and it especially doesn't make you forget the joy #the no matter how many times i close my eyes and tries to drive the memories away i can still feel your voice inside my head #the i will spend my days chasing after you and fighting you because at least it will give me a chance to see your eyes #the no matter how much i hate you seeing your face will still bring me to my knees #the your hand will bring me both my downfall and my rebirth #obikin #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi spoilers #obi one kenobi episode 6 #obi wan kenobi #darth vader #vaderwan #anakin x obi wan #obi wan x anakin

[grayisblogging]

“you two haven’t changed a bit”

if only they had gotten more time. if only anakin had stayed behind as mace had instructed. i can hear them now, the bickering, the teasing. obi-wan swears he’s fed up with them already after 10 minutes but the truth is he’s missed this more than anything. they’d go get drinks with rex and exchange new stories. the night would end with ahsoka and rex carrying anakin out of the bar, an arm over each of their shoulders. rex had missed her, and he’d seen just how much anakin had too. everything always seemed easier, lighter when she was around. he would be grateful to her for taking his mind off his conflicting feelings concerning the end of the war. and although he was worried for what the future would hold for him, for his brothers, as he and commander tano helped general skywalker to his feet he found himself feeling that maybe things would be okay. if only ahsoka had offered up more than “good luck,” but in her eyes they’d have more time catch up later. if only.

#i love to make myself cry #what we deserved #star wars #clone wars #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #captain rex #obi-wan kenobi #au #crying #mine