Imperial-Topaz ranks SWTOR Romances
To mark my return, I decided to do a SWTOR ranking, this time with the romances. I'm gonna stick with just vanilla ones for now, and do expansions at a later time. Also, I'm not doing any of the 'one-shot' romances, or I'll be here till the next century.
Again, this is just my opinion, let me know what you think on these romances in the comments or reblogs.
Anyway, this is gonna be a chonkey one, so let's get into it.
19. Kaylio Djannis
What a surprise.
Anyway, she's down here for one reason in particular.
She's literally the only romance option that fucking cucks you.
Yup. Honestly, Kaliyo is such an unlikable piece of shit. She trash talks you even if you're flirting with her and probably doesn't see you as anything more than a one night stand.
I don't wanna look at this bitch no more. Next!
18. Doc
Yeah, you know how I feel about Doc already. The walking sexual harassment lawsuit who can't take 'no' for an answer. If you're a female knight who doesn't want to romance him (or at least wants to take things easy and not rush), you're in for an uncomfortable time.
But what if you're into his flirts and return them? Is the relationship a bit healthier? I suppose, but his attitude makes it hard for me to take his commitment seriously. I just have this feeling that he'll run off to bang a hotter chick if given the opportunity. I mean, he already fled a wedding once.
So yeah, fuck Doc and his ugly ass crowbar mustache.
17. Nadia Grell
Before you crucify me, I like Nadia, okay? She's a great character. Her romance on the other hand is...eugh. There is a lot of unfortunate implications. You guys already know I'm not a big fan of Padawan and Apprentice relationships, it's just creepy for me. Also, you start romance literally after her father dies. I'm serious, it almost plays into the Sex for Solace trope. Also, the Consular is coded to be an older person, while Nadia is really young. I mean, ngl, I don't mind age difference as long as both parties are the age of majority (which, to give credit, they are) but still.
Honestly, I just like Nadia better as a surrogate daughter/little sister to the Consular.
16. Corso Riggs
Yeah, Corso is...not the best in my opinion.
I'll give him credit, he's got good looks and plenty of gentlemanly charm if you're into that sorta thing. But then again, his romance setup pretty much forces you to take advantage of him while he's drunk. Already that bumps him down a few spots for me.
Personality wise, I find his whole 'don't hurt woman at all' shtick to get really old, especially when he does it towards women who are actively trying to kill him and the Smuggler. Buddy, you can defend yourself and still be a Gentleman at the same time. His jealousy also kinda gets on my nerves.
Not my cup of tea, but I won't judge anyone who picks him.
15. Jaesa Willsaam (Dark side)
Some may not like that I put her this high, but the reason Dark!Jaesa is above the last four for me is simple: the entertainment value.
Honestly, her romance is also roughly how I feel about her character: not actually 'good' per say, but so hilariously over-the-top and edgy, that I can't help but laugh. A perfect fit for a chaotic dark side Sith Warrior.
However, as a genuine love interest? Not the best. There's better options you can pick for that. Also, I'm not discussing in this list Light!Jaesa, since I believe that's an expansion-only romance.
14. Raina Temple
Alright, done with the bad, now we can move onto the good, starting with Raina.
She's alright in my opinion. I don't have much to say, honestly. I like her whole everywoman theme, she's cute, she's got some complexity to her, and she's not Kaliyo.
Not an absolute fav, but she's good in my book.
13. Andronikos Revel
Again, not much to say. Revel's got a good arc to him: starts off casual and laid-back, but once you get to know eachother, he opens up and it becomes more serious. I also like how he's flirtatious and not an absolute creep about it...unlike a certain someone...
So yeah, simple and sweet.
12. Risha Drayen
Don't have much to say for Risha, either. I like her, but I'm not crazy for her. I will admit, I do have a soft spot for the whole princess x rogue type of romance, and she is a pretty likable and personable character.
I just prefer the other romance option for smugglers, but we'll get to that in a bit.
11. Felix Iresso
Someone give this man a hug, a blanket, and some snacks. He did not deserve any of the shit he went through.
Hurt/comfort aside, I like Felix. He's calm, mature, friendly, and straight-forward in a good way.
I know I sound like a broken record, but honestly, I am having trouble of what to say. Moving on!
10. Ashara Zavros
The one thing holding Ashara back for me is the master/apprentice dynamic. That's really the only problem I have with her romance. I just find it creepy.
That aside, Ashara's pretty good. I love her character arc of her realizing the conflict between Jedi and Sith isn't as Black and White as she initially thought it was, and how it ties into her romance. I especially like romancing her with a Light Sided Inquisitor. It's just so sweet.
P.S. They did her dirty in KOTFE
9. Vector Hyllus
I know how beloved Vector is and some people are really not gonna like me not putting him the top 5. That's only because I only did his romance once.
However, I did enjoy that playthrough. Vector is a very wholesome and quirky character with some interesting romantic themes. I'll have to play through him again someday.
8. Akaavi Spar
Man, I love warrior women. Especially ones who soften up over time, just like Akaavi here. I honestly have a soft spot for characters who completely wall themselves off from everyone else, but slowly begin to let other people into their boundaries as they open up.
I know some people might not like me putting her over Risha, but I can't help it. Akaavi is just great.
7. Torian Cadera
Once more, not a whole lot to say, but I do enjoy Torian. His loyalty and courage are always endearing. One of my favorite moments in this game is reciting Mandalorian wedding vows with him. IDK why, but it's just so adorable for me.
He, the Hunter, and Mako are an OT3 of mine.
6. Elara Dorne
Elara's romance is pretty adorable. She slowly begins to fall for you, spends time trying to adjust to a more casual relationship, and even goes out of her way to fill out heaps of paperwork and bypass regulations just so she can be with you. I love it.
The one downside for me is the fact that you're her CO and she's technically sleeping with the boss. I don't hate it as much as the master/apprentice thing, but it does come a bit close.
Other than that, she's great.
5. Malavai Quinn
Kicking off my top 5 is Quinn. The reason he's not number 1 is because I have a few issues with his romance. For one, you can turn the relationship very possessive and abusive as a dark side character. It's pretty scummy that the game lets you do that, and there is a sadly not insignificant amount of people who like to take that route. I won't call names, but still, it can get a bit iffy.
On the other hand, if you're passive with him and respect his boundaries, his romance is considerably sweeter. It's really rewarding to see him show his undying loyalty and affection for you if you're not aggressively demanding it from him, and I love how you can rebuild your relationship after the Quincident.
Really wish more people would go down that route.
4. Mako
Honestly, Mako has one of my favorite companion dynamics in the whole game, romance or not. She's charismatic and quirky gal to contrast to the generally gruff and straightforward bounty hunter, but still badass enough to keep up with them.
And the romance, again, is pretty wholesome...and I'll leave it at that. Just plain cute and heartwarming.
3. Vette
Vette's dynamic with the Warrior is pretty much about the same as Mako's with the hunter. Which is why I really like her. I'm a big sucker for noble x commoner type relationships.
Also in comparison to Malavai's, I like to take things slow with her, too. Instead of pushing every flirt button, it's wholesome to see her slowly come to a decision on her own and profess her love to the Warrior. NGL, though, I absolutely love how she literally jumps with joy upon being proposed to.
Oh, and BioWare, how dare you make me choose between Torian and her!
2. Aric Jorgan
It's grumpy cat time.
Another trope I have a soft spot for is the Defrosting Ice Queen (or King in this scenario). I love it when characters don't initially hit it off at first, but eventually warms up to eachother. Sure, when rushed, it comes off as contrived and unbelievable, but when done right, it's just amazing.
And Jorgan is just that, his friendship/romance evolution with the Trooper is a bit slow, but also believable. By the end of the story, he ends up straight up dedicated towards you. I also love how flustered he can get in romantic situations.
Now if only BioWare made him bisexual...
1. Kira Carsen
@swtorpadawan and @magicallulu7 are gonna like this.
Anyway, Kira might just be my favorite vanilla SWTOR companion. Playful, snarky, but still goodhearted and brave. And throughout the years, she'd still remained a favorite, both character and romance wise.
I know, master/apprentice stuff, but I never see the Knight as her master. I see them more as Jedi partners (and perhaps more) if anything. I really like how you do help her overcome her past trauma and develop into a more responsible figure.
Honestly, making her Bisexual in Onslaught was a chad move...if only BioWare did that for other companions.
Conclusion
Holy fuck, that was a lot! Either way, I hope you guys enjoyed this ranking. If you disagree, please don't flame me for my opinions, or else I will cry. instead, tell me how you'd change the rankings and what your favorites are.
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