Fic where kent parson disappears for a long time and everyone thinks he's dead only for him to resurface and be like "lol got kidnapped by vampires ✌️" and everyone thinks he's joking but no. He actually got kidnapped by vampires. Everyone's like ???? What did the vampires want with you???? And he just kinda shrugs and is like all they did was make me play vampire hockey with them so lowkey it wasn't any different from how it normally is. Hey swoops wassup we gonna grab burgers after this?
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slam your boyfriend the opposing player into the boards during his celly
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SUBSCRIBE TO CHECK PLEASE ON WEBTOONS
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From the New Yorker no less. My hockey ships feel seen! 😂❤️🏒
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OMG Zine, Please! #2: #SwawesomeGreetings
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kent parson in the i am kenough hoodie….
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my problem is that kent parson’s story is just inherently more compelling to me than jack and bitty’s. like jack and bitty are cute but kent is mean and pathetic and heartbroken. so like. u can see who wins.
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oh i just know teenage angst kent parson related to the lyrics "you should have raised a baby girl i should've been a better son" on a spiritual level but never put 2 and 2 together until like ten years later at like 3am parse sits upright in bed and blurts out "wait you can just like switch your gender???" And swoops rolls over and is like "babe you were literally right there when i got the big top chop"
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pimms + noah kahan, stick season
as you promised me that i was more than all the miles combined
you must have had yourself a change of heart
like halfway through the drive
'cause your voice trailed off exactly as you passed my exit sign
kept on driving straight and left our future to the right
for @ohyoufool <3
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I can never stop thinking about "You always say that" and how Kent reacted to that like Jack said the most painful thing he could've said. And on the surface level it's already painful, because Jack is dismissing Kent's feelings, implying they're fake, implying Kent pouring his heart out is just some sort of manipulation. (Which.. don't get me started on how Bitty's pov of Jack makes the reader want to believe that because the alternative is Jack having hurt Kent and we can't have that when the narrative is painting Kent as the villain.) But I think it's more than that, because what exactly does Jack mean by "always"? As far as we know they've only interacted a few times since the draft, so how many times could Kent have said that?
No, I think Jack's bringing up the voicemails. Because there have to have been voicemails, right? Kent trying desperately to talk to Jack only to be ignored, pleading with him to just call him back, that he'll be there whenever Jack's ready, wanting to believe that day will come. Ending every call with "I miss you." Jack never replies and I'm sure Kent assumes he didn't listen to any of them, especially the ones he left in the later years, when he knew there wasn't a point but he was hurting or something big happened to him and he just needed that connection to Jack, needed to hear his voice, needed to tell him, again, that he missed him.
And now here Jack is, throwing it back in his face. Confirming that he did in fact listen to those messages, did hear him say "I miss you" every time, and chose to ignore him every time.
Yeah, I don't blame him for lashing out after that.
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