#Löwin

[rogue-bard]

Look I have literally no idea what was going on, but I think this is what happened?

#germany #löwin #german stuff #german memes #Kleinmachnow

[bookshelfdreams]

before I go to bed, here is what we know about the lion loose in Brandenburg rn (a summary for those who don't speak german)

There's a lion loose in the state of Brandenburg, Germany, near Berlin. Possibly. Probably.

I say "probably" - she was spotted for the first time last night around midnight by two men. They saw an animal hunting another animal - the animal being hunted was a wild boar. And the one doing the hunting looked to them like a big cat.

They also took a video but sadly it's short and poor quality; but it does show a pretty big animal that seems to me (not a zoologist) to look an awful lot like a big cat. It has since been spotted by police and firefighters as well, but definite proof has not yet been discovered.

The police, fire department, volunteer firefighters, gamekeepers, other hunters, and several veterinarians spent all day looking, several hundred people in total.

They also used helicopters and drones.

No success so far.

The plan seems to be to capture the lion alive if it is at all possible.

Search will pause over night, but police will still patrol the affected area. Tomorrow they want to resume and use specially trained dogs, too.

There's apparently 23 officially registered lions living in Brandenburg. All of them are accounted for, and no owner has come forward and reported a missing animal yet. It's legal to privately keep lions in Brandenburg, as long as the owner registers them; whether someone does that is another question. Cubs can be bought semi-legal on the internet and nobody is going around checking people's houses for big cats. It's very possible that this animal escaped from someone's backyard.

Speaking of which, there was a similar case in Saxony, I believe, a few years back, when two juvenile lions escaped from a normal apartment where they had been kept. So. Not unheard of.

more on this as it develops

#german stuff #löwin

[official-german-puns]

#deutsch #german #löwin #ogpu

[icarusdiesatdawn]

Anyone wanna go to berlin to pet the big kitty?

#löwin #berlin #german stuff

[unfug-bilder]

via Insta zugespielt

#Löwe #Löwin

[everything-maxriemelt]

In case you don’t know, there is an actual lioness on the loose in Berlin 😬😬😬

#berlin #löwin

[acrossthewavesoftime]

History lesson for German school children in the 2050s:

20. Juli 1944: Operation Walküre

20. Juli 2023: Operation Wald-Löwe

#seriously what even is this farce #now we wait for the results of the dna sample analysis #true story though i know descendants of people involved in valkyrie #german history #löwin #berlin #brandenburg #kleinmachnow #operation valkyrie #operation walküre

[einesnachts]

Uhm guys, turns out the lioness on the loose in berlin is actually a boar 😅

#löwin #loose lioness #lion #german stuff #berlin

[memedeutsch]

#meme #memedeutsch #hypnose #straßenhypnose #strassenhypnose #löwin #wildschwein #berlin #asterix

[sonicskullsalt]

Irgendwann heute Nachmittag in Klein-Machnow

Du bist ein Wildschwein, du bist ein Wildschwein

#germany #german #loewin #löwin #asterix #deutsches zeug #german stuff #my post #Youtube

[rogue-bard]

I think we should change the proverb.

#germany #german stuff #german tag #löwin #german memes

[bookshelfdreams]

Jeder in Deutschland: fragt sich, wo auf einmal mitten in Berlin ein Löwe herkommt

Karlheinz, 52, hat wohl gestern die Tür zur Gartenlaube nicht richtig zugemacht, nachdem er seinem kleinen Liebling die tägliche Ladung tote Karnickel vorbei gebracht hat:

#100% hat irgendein Pfosten das Vieh unter sein Bett gehalten #egal wie scheiße dein tag ist wenigstens bist du nicht dieser idiot #german stuff #löwin

[official-german-puns]

Vielleicht ist die Löwin gar keine Löwin, sondern Manuel Neuer?

#deutsch #german #ogpu #löwin #manuel neuer

[theannachronist]

It's on the BBC y'all🙌

#german stuff #löwin

[briegelsfatblunt]

was geht Berlin?

#german posting #löwin

[dorotheo-rah]

Almost late to the party here:

A lioness is on the loose in Berlin and probably Brandenburg.

But more importantly: Barbie or Oppenheimer?

Only in Berlin and certain places in Brandenburg.

#barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer #lioness #berlin #berliner löwin #brandenburg #come to brandenburg please #what a week #löwin