whhaaaat people actually like bunny corcoran 😳😳😳 that’s so disgusting and horrible…anyways look at my posts about the other awful characters that i love from that book🥺❤️
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I don’t want to die in a revolution that won’t accommodate me, so I’m a moron, SURE!
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i've had an influx of pornbots following me and i am convinced it's bc my last original post that has had the most traffic (34 notes lmao) has the word dick in it
*points at dick winters* this is your fault
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What Disco Elysium skill are you?
Endurance
If you live in a place where it's hot, you brag about how much heat you can handle, if you live in a place where it's cold, you brag about how much cold you can take.
You've gone to work sick plenty of times without anyone noticing and you've taken a lot of weird, food-related bets. You might actually enjoy alcohol, or hell, even exercise (for whatever reason).
When someone describes some painful experience like getting a tattoo or breaking a bone and you just so happen to have gone through something similar, you can't stop yourself from saying something along the lines of; "Well, it didn't hurt that much when *I* did it.
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Anyone who wishes to do this.
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Lmao at the thought that the crew go to @stupiidgood sometimes, like "hey uh, Izzy is being a right bastard. Would you mind... taking him to his room... and fucking him... so he calms down? We're trying to chill."
And everyone doing Shawn's chores for them so they can uh go fuck Izzy into a good mood
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TELL ME WHY TUMBLR SENT TO ME AN EMAIL ABOUT GONCHAROV
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Daemon has fucking had it, Feat. Malkuth from @dcviated
["Daemon, why did your boss healthbar just appear? Are you okay?"]
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Do you ever listen someone explaining something you supposedly studied at school and suddenly you're like:" oh so that's what was it all about! I don't think I learnt that, wow that's actually very cool and interesting oh"
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Why headcanon Bowser as "latino"? Why do you broke third-world mofos got to be projecting on every single character you see lmaaaaaooooo 💀💀💀
Porque quiero, puedo, y me da la gana. Dios, eres un puto asco de persona, en serio.
There are bigger issues in life than a tumblr user giving a FICTIONAL CHARACTER a nationality, be fucking for real 😭 this is just embarrassing for yourself. You really need a reality check.
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Buck hitting his head so hard on that beam that he suddenly speaks in a british accent and eddie doesn't know what to do with himself
LMAAAAAOOOOO MSJXÖSKXŞSKÖJSLXKSLS new kink unlocked for eddie
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NOT ME MAKING A TYPO IN MERRY CHRISTMAS I'M GOING TO KMS LMAAAAAOOOOO
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i remember when virote was literally incapable of entering a relationship in a normal way. i had a very brief ship w. one of my husbands muses, who was a tall, muscular firefighter named carlos. and they were having a parking lot chat and carlos told vi that he loved him and cared about him.
and vi got out the car and threw up lmaaaaaooooo.
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“Don’t give me that sass.” /from Mashiro to Aaron
"Mashiro, all I am is that sass."
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LMAAAAAOOOOO HOW TF HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS TILL NOW??! LOOK AT MY DUMBASSES-
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