#anyways i luv all those freaks
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whhaaaat people actually like bunny corcoran 😳😳😳 that’s so disgusting and horrible…anyways look at my posts about the other awful characters that i love from that book🥺❤️
#this is what bunny hate posts sound like to me#annoying hypocritical weirdos idc#you like the other Awful greek class weirdos but bunny is where y’all draw the line#LMAAAAAOOOOO#but but bunny did/said xyz#ok and here’s a list of shitty problematic things the other characters did#anyways i luv all those freaks#i need to study them under a microscope#the secret history#bunny corcoran#henry winter#francis abernathy#richard papen#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay
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König is, obviously, a big little freak. Do you think he'd feel flattered/lovestruck if a cute girl stalked and was obsessed with him or would he be weirded out? I think the first: for once he gets pussy and love without having to do anything. Also it'd be kinda funny if he didn't even notice his little admirer at first cause she doesn't register as a threat and he's too busy being broody and depressed cause he's so alone (while reader is in her apartment fantasizing about their future kids and drawing little hearts on a pic of him)
Ohhh yes. König being oblivious af, thinks this is simply a joke.
It started out in school: cute little postcards that had bunnies or kittens or flowers or hearts on them, delivered to him by his mom who was smirking about how her boy had a secret admirer. There was nothing fancy scribbled on the other side, just soft, silly messages like: "I like you!" or "Your cute" or "Luv u ♡", and König saved them all.
…Until he showed the postcards to the wrong “friends”, who only made fun of them. One of the boys told him they sent those cards to him as a joke because no girl could ever want him, and König believed them. Allowed himself one, maybe two tears in solitude before he threw those cards away.
What was odd, though, was that the cards still kept coming. He always threw them in the trash, and at some point while growing up, they stopped arriving. No cats or hearts or cute mice illustrations for him anymore, just loads of video games and internet and a growing interest in war history and gym.
He didn’t think much of it after the age of 17, just went to the army to make a man out of himself. Got laid for the first time, got bullied some more, grew some muscle and grew some balls. Got kicked out of sniper training, his one and only dream, and went back home to brood for a few weeks.
That’s when he received the letter.
A 5 page love letter, written in beautiful, whimsical handwriting, smelling of something so angelic that it drove even the eternal stench of gunpowder and rust and military storage away.
König gets plunged into a whole world of soft feminine attention without even asking to, the letter now placed on his old desk that’s too small for him to sit at anymore. The fragrant sheets of paper are filled with confessions of adoration and love and… it would be a little bit creepy, were he a man who fancied so-called normal women.
He goes to the attic, searching his old cardboard boxes for the postcards to compare the handwriting, but can’t find none, remembering that yeah… he threw all of them away, didn’t he? The handwriting wouldn’t match anyway, that much he can remember, but then again it was a kid who wrote to him back then. Now, his admirer is a grown woman who apparently got back on her obsession train once he visited his childhood home after years of living abroad.
The hair on his shins, arms and at the back of his neck shoots up as he realizes some woman has a crush on him, some cute girl has been watching him since day one. Those postcards weren’t a joke, so she must have gone to the same school as him… She might be the daughter of some of their neighbors, living right next to him even now.
König goes door to door in search of her, but only wrinkly elders arrive to tell him that no, they never had a daughter or granddaughter or if they had, they have long since moved out to some big city.
He goes through the letter once again but finds no clues to who she is or where she lives. It’s just pages and pages of flattery about how he’s still the man of her dreams and so much more. How he’s even cuter now that he looks like someone pissed in his cereal. She wonders if he’s built the same everywhere, and if he is, then she should say her evening prayers… Too many impure thoughts going through her head already, why does he have to be so handsome?
König is in hell, as always, desperately trying to look for his admirer when he goes out to take the trash. Visions of some girl touching herself at the thoughts of him pester him from sunrise to sunset, and he has to take a cold shower every morning simply because one wank doesn’t seem to be enough to tame the big fellow downstairs.
He hugs his pillow and dreams of his girl, someone sweet to wrap his arms around and to protect. He fantasizes of someone cute waiting for him, someone he could surprise every time he gets home, someone adorable to eat out until they sob and squirm. Until he gets the stench of death out of his mouth…
A message arrives on his phone from an unknown number, and at first he thinks it’s spam.
But when he opens the message, he’s met with two perfect bare breasts. So fucking cute, especially when they’re accompanied by a set of fingertips grazing her soft skin; König even notices she has red nail polish on. So adorably, incredibly cute…
There comes a text that says: “I thought of sending you another postcard, big boy… But perhaps you don't care for kittens anymore. Hopefully this will do? ❤️”
There’s no face reveal, just tits and a cute female hand laid out there before him. Just a text that confirms that she’s the one. Typing a quick reply, he sends it to the unknown number: “This will more than just do 😳❤️❤️❤️”
Without thinking, like, at all, he pulls out his already hard cock and takes a hurried picture of it with a trembling hand. He usually knows better than to send a dick pic to a girl, especially after exchanging less than two sentences with them. But hey, she started this. The least he can do is give her something to pray about (and for)..
So he sends that horrid picture of his ugly cock to his cute mystery girl before she can even type a reply to the first message, and asks: “Are we praying tonight, my lady?”
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Possessive
Pairing: Soldier Boy (Ben) x F. Reader
Summary: Ben is highly against when other men hit on you
Original Prompt: Requested by anonymous | HEYYY THERE. First of all- I love your work so freaking much. Second of all- if you’re still accepting requests I was wondering if I could ask for a soldier boy x reader where they’re out at a bar and some creepy guys hits on her?? Basically how Ben would react and everything. THANK YOU SO MUCH LOVE <333
Word Count: 2.3k
Warnings: Cursing (21x) & Possessive!Ben
Authors Note: I re-wrote this I think like a handful of times cause I honestly wasn’t happy with it. But now I am finally happy with it | I really hope you guys liked the way this turned out | If you liked this, don’t forget to like & reblog. I really appreciate it! Feedback is always welcome ♡
“So tell me why you fucking dragged me here again?” Ben asked, walking very close behind you that he might as well be attached to your back.
“Hughie’s birthday,” you reminded him.
“Remind me again why he invited me?” Ben asked. “Because we aren’t really buddy-buddy babe.”
“Because believe it or not, he doesn’t hate you,” you said. “Besides, even if he didn’t invite you, I would have dragged you here anyway cause he said I could bring a plus one. And you my guy, are my plus one.”
He rolled his eyes. “I seriously do not want to fucking be here. I have other things I could be doing than hanging out with your friends.”
You turned to him, cocking a brow. “Like what? Smashing bennies on our kitchen counter while you watch re-runs of M*A*S*H?”
He furrowed his brow, hating that you knew him all too well. “Fuck you,” was how he chose to respond.
“Fuck you too,” you smirked. “Now let’s go grandpa,” you said, taking his hand in yours and making your way to the back table where your friends probably already were.
“Y/N!” Hughie exclaimed, holding a beer in his hand. “You made it!”
“Of course I did,” you smiled; him and you exchanging hug. “I wouldn’t miss actually seeing Butcher let loose,” you winked.
“You’ve seen it plenty of times luv,” he said, picking up a shot of vodka.
“Yeah but, that was when strictly murder was involved,” you clarified. He shrugged his shoulders in response, knocking back the shot.
“Hey. I’m shocked you actually came,” Hughie said, gesturing toward Ben.
“She dr—” he started to say, but changed his mind when he saw you, looking at him with the biggest ‘do not piss me off’ look. “Wouldn’t have missed it.”
“So, what’s everyone drinking?” You asked.
“White claw as usual for me. But we have beer and vodka shots too,” Annie replied, gesturing around the table as your eyes followed the drinks.
“Anyone in the mood for some rum?” You asked. “Kinda in the mood for a rum and coke myself.”
“You’re always in the mood for rum and coke,” Ben mumbled. “Rum and my coc—” He mumbled again, but you quickly cut him off, not wanting him to finish his sentence.
“Okay!” You clapped. “I’m gonna go get some rum and coke. Ben, you wanna come with me?” You asked, turning in his direction.
Ben weighed his options: he could either sit at this table making small talk with your friends that he had nothing in common with, or he could go with you to the bar and maybe have the chance to convince you to have a quickie in the bathroom. “I’ll come with you.”
“Perfect!” You clapped again, aggressively taking his hand as the two of you started making your way toward the bar.
As soon as you and Ben were out of ear and eyeshot, Annie was the first one to break the silence. “So, what’s going on with them? Because whenever I bring up their relationship she always changes the subject.”
“They aren’t in a relationship,” Butcher clarified. “Not a real one anyway.”
“I mean, friends with benefits is kind of a relationship,” Annie said. “I mean, it’s not like the two of them don’t have feelings for each other ya know?”
“How do you figure?” Butcher asked.
“You don’t see the way the two of them look at each other? Those are more than ‘I only fuck you cause you’re convenient eyes’,” she explained.
“He doesn’t love her. Dont think the cunt is even capable of love,” Butcher replied, taking another shot of vodka.
“Did you actually want rum and coke or did you just want us to have some alone time?” He smirked. “Come and cock if you will.”
“Why does everything that comes out of your mouth sound disgusting?” You asked, not nearly as disgusted as you were over a year ago when you had first met him. Because you had been around him for as long as you have, you had basically become desensitized to basically everything he had said or did. Him walking around naked? Just an average Tuesday. Him snorting coke while you make pasta? Just an average Friday.
“I thought you liked the things that came out of my mouth,” he winked.
“We are not doing this right now,” you warned him.
“I mean we could. Your heart is beatin’ rather fast right now. And your cheeks are turning that pinkish color they usually get whenever you wanna jump me,” he smirked.
“Either go and sit down or stay quiet. Cause I don’t need these random people in this bar to know about our sex life,” you whispered yelled.
“Where’s your sense of adventure Sweetheart?” He smirked again, starting to tug on your empty belt loop on your jeans.
“Ben,” you whispered through gritted teeth.
“What?” He asked, whispering in your ear. “It’s not like anyone’s paying attention to us. This bar is fucking crowded.” He pulled you close, and kissed your neck; which caused you to let you a tiny moan. “There she is,” he smirked against your skin.
“Okay. I need you to go sit down,” you said, Ben still very much kissing your neck.
“You really want me to go and do that when we can go into the bathroom and have a good and quick fuck?” He whispered.
His offer was tempting, more tempting than you would have liked to admit. But you had to restrain yourself, at least right now — because you didn’t want to get fucked in a dirty bar bathroom. “Ben,” your voice stern.
He knew that voice all too well, and he immediately stopped what he was doing. “Fine,” his voice annoyed. “Gonna go sit by your friends.”
“Ben, you can still stand here. Just keep your hands to yourself,” you told him, but he was already half way across the room. “Fucking child,” you whispered, full well knowing that he would still be able to hear you.
“Pain in my fucking ass,” he mumbled to himself.
“They’re been over there a long time,” Hughie said, trying to see over the sea of people. “Oh wait! Here they come.” But instead of you and Ben coming back toward the table, it was just Ben; and everyone looked at him with slight confusion. “Where’s Y/N?”
“Getting her rum and coke. Weren’t you paying attention?” Ben slightly snapped.
“Jesus,” Hughie mumbled.
“I think what he means is, I thought you were getting one with her,” Annie said.
“Trouble in paradise?” Butcher asked slightly smirking; holding up a shot of vodka for Ben to take. Ben just rolled his eyes and took the shot. “That’s what I thought.”
“Can someone fucking move so I can sit the fuck down?” Ben asked, his voice full of annoyance.
As you waited at the bar for yours and Ben’s drinks, you tapped your fingers along to the music that was playing even though it was very muffled sounding due to the immense crowd in the bar tonight. “Hey little lady,” you heard a male voice say, but you ignored it, thinking that he was probably talking to the girl next to you. But then you felt an aggressive tapping on your shoulders. For a split second you thought that maybe it was Ben, but you knew he would never do something like that to you.
When you turned around, a man about a few inches taller than you stood in front of you. “You talking to me?” You asked.
He scoffed. “Yeah, who else would I be talking to pretty lady?” His words made you shudder. “Cold?”
“Uh yeah…I uh…I run a little cold,” you lied. Fuck, he noticed the shuddering, you thought.
“You can borrow my jacket,” he said, starting to take off a leather jacket that reeked of menthol and cheap whiskey.
“No I’m good, thanks though,” you said, trying your best to be nice. “Besides, I’d never see you again, so you would never get your jacket back.”
“See, I fully intend on seeing you Sweetheart,” he said. “In more ways than one,” he winked. Again, you felt your body shudder. “Are you sure you don’t want my jacket? It’s honestly really fucking hot. Kinda like you.”
Oh sweet baby Jesus, you thought. “I’m good honestly. And plus, I’m sure my friends have a jacket I can borrow.”
“Your friends uh?” He cocked a brow. “They as hot as you?” You honestly didn’t know how to answer that, so you just stood there a little dumbfounded. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you my number and we can meet up later for a little party.”
“I don’t thin—” you started to answer.
“And before you say no. I’m sure you would love it, it’s a sex party. Like uh, that Herogasm. Ever been to Herogasm?” He asked.
Of course you’ve been to Herogasm; but it wasn’t for pleasure on any account (as that kind of thing wasn’t remotely your thing). You were strictly there to make sure things didn’t go more south than they already did. “That’s not really my —”
“I really think you’d enjoy it,” he said. “The guy who created it must of been such a freak.” You have no idea, you wanted to say.
“Soldier Boy,” you said, and the man looked at you with slight confusion, furrowing his brow. “Created it…Hero…gasm…”
“Oh shit he did! Man, that guy is a fucking legend,” the man said. “Hey, you think he would still be going to those if he didn’t get killed in that nuclear thing in Ohio back in the eighties?”
“I honestly wouldn’t know,” you said, starting to actually get embarrassed.
“Anyway, enough about that guy. Have you ever had a threesome?” He asked, abruptly changing the subject.
“Hey Sugar,” you heard Ben say from behind you.
“Get in line pal,” the guy said. “She’s with me.”
Ben raised a brow out of amusement. “Oh she is, is she?”
“Yeah and—hey, has anyone ever told you that you kinda look like Soldier Boy? Man, he was my favorite,” the man said. If Ben’s ego couldn’t get any higher…
“He gets that a lot,” you chimed in.
“Shit, you two know each other?” The man said, looking back and forth between you and Ben.
“Yeah,” Ben said. “We’re real familiar with each other. So why don’t you scam before I break your nose for hitting on my girlfriend here?”
The man couldn’t help himself but scoff. “Girlfriend? Dude, you wish.” Oh no.
“Excuse me?” Ben asked. “I don’t think I heard you quite right.”
“Of course you didn’t, cause you’re an old, fucking —”
Ben’s hands went into fists, and you felt him start to push past you, but you stopped him by pressing a firm hand on his chest, which was starting to get unbelievably hot. “Let’s go sit down. Annie just texted me asking me where we are.”
The drinks that the bartender made you and Ben got slid toward you, and you picked them up, attempting to hand a glass for him to hold to replace one of his fists. “Don’t wanna worry her now would we?” Ben said, his voice still full of anger, but it was attempting to sound calm.
“You’re pissed at me aren’t you?” Ben asked, as the two of you started making your way toward the table.
“Why do you think I’m pissed at you?” You questioned.
“Because I didn’t let you handle that yourself,” he answered. “I know you’re all about feminism or whatever, but I didn’t like the way he was talking to you.”
“I admit what you did was slightly more alpha than I would have liked but, I’m not remotely pissed at you,” you told him. “It was kinda…hot actually,” you confessed. “I’m just more intrigued by the choice of words you used.”
“What words?” He raised a brow, the two of you stopping in your tracks mere feet away from the table.
“The fact that you called me your girlfriend,” you said. “You could have just said friend, but you choose to use the word girlfriend.”
“Jesus Christ,” he rolled his eyes. “We are not having this conversation now.”
“But you can grope me in a crowded bar?” You asked, cocking your head.
“That’s different,” he said.
“H-okay, I’m not gonna touch that. But seriously? I think we should really talk about this at some point because you’ve been doing that a lot lately,” you said.
“Doing what?” It was his turn to cock his head, and look at you with slight confusion.
“Calling me your girlfriend,” you stated.
He rolled his eyes again. “Tell me one time before this time that I called you my girlfriend.”
“Literally yesterday,” you responded all too quickly.
“Because some creep was hitting on you. To be fair, you call me your boyfriend,” he said, trying to turn this conversation in his favor somehow.
“I have never once called you my boyfriend,” you stated.
“You did. Yesterday when you were on the phone with your mom,” he told you.
“A conversation that I told you not to listen in on might I add,” you retorted.
“Okay, that’s besides the point. Point is —”
“Look, I’m gonna make this simple. Do you want me to be your actual girlfriend or not?” You asked bluntly, cutting him off.
“What?” He asked, for some reason acting like he was confused.
"I'm tired of beating around the bush okay? We like fucking, we already live together, and we genuinely like spending time with each other. So, why not just make things official?" Ben knew that you had a point. "So, do you want to be my boyfriend or not?"
"Yes," he replied, sounding slightly annoyed.
"What?" You asked, sighing.
"I wanted to be the one to ask," he mumbled.
"Fucking Christ," you mumbled.
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Enha hyungs w / idol!reader !!
summary: tbh its pretty self explanitory, fem!reader
a/n guys maybe at one point ill write for maknae line but also idk so dont hold me to it, not proof-read
Heeseung
Let’s say ur in aespa
So rmbr the drama challenge they did
Instead of winter it was you and karina right
OUUUU ik he was giggling when you asked him to do the challenge with you
At the end of the challenge he puts his arm around u
He looks at u like you hung the stars one by one
Heeseung pls this is gonna be posted later
ITS WORSE AT AWARD SHOWS
When you are on screen performing
He has the biggest heart eyes and a slight smile pls
Its like he dgaf if yall get caught
Definitely interacts with you in public when he can
He wants to see all those ship edits
Invites you to his concerts and you invite him to yours
Once bought like 500 albums so he can get all of ur pcs and inclusions
Ur honor he was being silly!
And in luv w you!!!
Jay
Okay stayc member i see u
He learns how to play ur songs on guitar
Such a cute supportive bf
You guys have sm matching things tgt
Phone cases, hats, jewelry and more
Surprisingly no one has caught on yet.
He lurks on stayc twt for updates when hes away on tour
Even tho he can just text u himself
You accidentally left your jay signed album in the open on live
EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT
“Omfg yall since when did y/n and jay know each other”
” Wait but the signed album? Do yall rmbr when we caught them w matching hats but no one batted an eye WHAT ABT THIS”
Call jake for the dating rumor damage control selfie
Anyways he has all ur albums and you have all his
He found out you voted for him during Iland days and sobbed
Staycs number 1 fan, will fight ANYONE for that title
JAKE
Worse than heeseung when it comes to hiding things
Oh lord here we go
“My girl- i mean my friend” its rover.
On live streams he uses this to promote your group without looking suspicious
“Have you guys heard le sserafims comeback? It’s so good”
“Oh Y/n? Yeah her part was amazing as well”
When he sings your part of the song it has u blushing on the other end of the phone
Once you were on a live, you forgot to let jake know
You were showing some photos that youre gonna post on instagram and all of a sudden
Is this love by Bob Marley aka the ringtone you have for jake
And his contact name “yunie<3” pops up
Quickly you decline the call and look sheepishly to the camera
Hoons time to do the selca damage control.
He accidentally liked a y/njake post on twt on the main acc tho
Ruh roh
Sunghoon
Definition of nonchalant
Nonchalant king if u will
Well besides that one time when he was mcing
And your group purple kiss was with him and wony
He was definitely getting side eyed by the fandom after sending you quick glances and a smile!!
Other than that baby hes an illusion
He dont know you
Well at least to the cameras, he doesnt know you
Otherwise hes the sweetest bf to ever bf
Sends you flowers to your dressing room after performances
Always claps whenever you guys win an award
Once a camera was pointed on him at an award show during your song
But he pointed to ur group telling them to focus on yall instead
UGH i love supportive bf hoon!!
Ofc your one of enhas biggest supporters as well
No one knows this but you have a secret sunghoon fan acc
He thinks its cute, a way to publicly say u love him
Without it actually being public yk
#enhypen#enha#enha x reader#enhypen imagines#enha imagines#heeseung#jay park#park jongseong#jake sim#sim jaeyun#park sunghoon#heeseung x reader#jay park x reader#jake sim x reader#sunghoon x reader#enhypen reactions#enhypen x reader
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Cosplay Time!
Miles: I'm going with Ganke to another Anime Convention! -to his friends, Gwen and Pav being at his place- I want your guys feedback on my current costume!
Gwen nodded: Sure!
Miles happily went to the bathroom: I'll go change and you can tell me if it's good or not?
Pav: Oh yeah, fashion show! -he claps his hands happily-
Miles went off to change, then Hobie came through the window: Sorry, I'm late, mates. -he looks around to find Miles- Where's Miles?
Gwen pour herself a glass of soda in her cup: He's changing. He's gonna show us his cosplay outfit for the next convention he's going with Ganke.
Pav nodded hugging his stuffed Chopper pillow: Yeah! I bet it's another One Piece cosplay.
Gwen: Ohh, I wonder who he'll be?
Hobie sat on the window seat: Then I'll sit here and wait for him.
Miles: Here I come! -He burst through his room cosplaying as Nico Robin before the time skip, wearing her iconic purple outfit- What do you think? I'm doing a bit cross dressing this time!
Gwen and Pav gasps and awed: Whoooaaa, that outfit is cute!
Miles noticed his boyfriend: Hey bae! Like my outfit for Anime convention? -He smirks doing his posed-
Hobie had a nosebleed. Pav freaks out: Ahh, someone find a tissue!
Then Hobie got two tissues in his nostrils: You look amazing, luv. But you're going with Ganke? -he eyes his Sunflower wearing a short skirt, and revealing chest. All too damn sexy-
Miles posed: Yup! This is the one I'm going with on the first. Me and Ganke planned to do the whole One Piece gang this time! Since last time he did Luffy and I did Zoro!
Gwen asked: Wow, so are ya'll doing all of them?
Miles: Yup!
Pav: What made you wanna cross dress?
Miles: When you're a cosplayer, it's pretty common to dress up as a male or female character. Normally a lot of girls dressed up as boys for their BL ships. Sometimes there's femboys dressing up as cute popular anime girls. I wanted to give it a try! Also me Ganke were betting who would dress up as a girl and I lost, hehehe. -he rubs his neck-
Hobie's eyes darken being jealous: You and Ganke are going together... dressed like that?
Gwen sang: Somebody's jealous!
Miles pouts: Relax, Hobie. We're just cosplaying. Anyway, I got two other ideas. -he went out of the room to change to his other cosplay costumes-
Pav giggles: Miles looks cute! I wish I was bold enough to do that!
Hobie grew jealous: I would prefer if he wore something else.
Gwen giggles: Your just jealous because he's going with Ganke!
Hobie huffs.
Miles pop out wearing an Nami outfit: What do you guys think? I know the wig is cheap, but I met someone that can fix it for me. -He stood wearing Sami's outfit from the Enies Island Arc- I got this one for Nami but another one with her iconic red dress! Ganke is gonna dress up as Sanji.
Pav claps: Ohh, your going for that ship, huh?
Miles: We thought it was a good combo. Though, my thighs rub too much, I might need to wear some biker shorts.
Gwen giggles having a mischievous idea: Wow, you don't want the fans to see your panty shots? I heard a lot of dudes go around looking for cross dressing guys to capture them wearing sexy panties. -Hobie's body stood tensed-
Pav: Ew, people are gross.
Miles pouts: Well, I'm not dressing up to satisfy some weird fetish. I just want to dress up, it's an art form. Cosplaying is about being one with the character you love.
Gwen: Yeah, I get that, but if you wear biker shorts... those guys are gonna be pretty disappointed. -She said a bit persuasive- Imagine all those nerdy perverted weebs wanting their favorite character wearing sexy lace panty, and your just teasing them. They see your skirt and then flips it over to catch a glimpse. Hell, they might even harass you!
Hobie's eyes widen as he stood darkly: That's it. I'm going! -No one gets to fondle his Sunflower-
Miles blinks surprised: HUH! Your going? I thought you didn't like-
Hobie cut him off as he went up to face his boyfriend: No one gets to touch my Sunflower! -His eyes serious- I'm going.
Miles groans: Ohhh, I see. I can take care of myself!
Pav: Oh, I wanna go! I always want to go to a convention!
Gwen: Looks like there's no choice! -She smirks widely- We're going!
Miles: You guys don't even like anime conventions!
Hobie scoffs: So? I'll protect you! I highly doubt Ganke can.
Miles huffs: Fine! But All of you guys are cosplaying as One Piece characters, it's only fair!
Gwen smirks: Ha, I already started watching it so I know who I'm going to be.
Pav nodded: ME TOO!
-At the Anime convention-
Gwen smiles widely dressed as Yamato: Ha! This is gonna be fun! Wow, look at everyone dressing up. -She spotted people dressing up as the Spider Band-
Pavitr dressed up as Chopper: Wow, look at the huge balloon! This is so cool. This convention is different from Anime NYC!
Ganke fixes his glasses dressed up as Sanji: Heh, this convention is new, and much bigger than Anime NYC. Apparently, this one will have many special events and many sponsors.
Gayatri giggles dressed as Deer Mink: I feel so cute! Thanks for inviting me! -She looks at Miles as she wear her own multi-verse watch Hobie made for her-
Miles dressed up as Nico Robin in her purple cowgirl outfit wearing a sparkle purple cowgirl hat: No problem. Luckily I was able to hack and get more tickets without problems. I'm glad the outfit fits you.
Gayatri giggles: I feel cute! -She hugs Pav's arm- Cute couple!
Miles smiles at his boyfriend: What do you think, bae? You like your outfit?
Hobie stood wearing a muted green Kimono with three fake samurai swords dressing up as Zoro. His demeanor really pulled the look off even if he didn't have green short hair. His wicks still bouncy and free forming with light spray dye paint on the tips. HIs punker aesthetics remain on the outfit showing off his edgy style: Hmmm, I should've spray painted this robe.
Miles pouts: Bae, I made that costume! Don't ruin it! Besides, you already look so cool. Everyone is watching you since you enter. Heck, they are taking pictures! -He pointed as people were trying to take photos of Hobie in his Zoro costume- You pulled it off better than me!
One girl came up to Miles: Can we get a photo of you, Robin! You look so cute!
Miles saw his friends: You guys go on ahead! I'll pose a bit.
Gwen: Alright. Come on, guys! Pav wants to see the limited Edition Cat ears!
Pav: Yay! I want the pink one!
Hobie stood with his arms crossed until he noticed another group of people coming up to him: OMG! Can we get pictures! You look so badass!
Hobie: Fine!
The group: HE EVEN ACT SO COOL LIKE ZORO!
Miles stood taking pictures being overwhelmed with so many. It's more people than last time. Cross dressing as Nico Robin had more of popularity that he didn't expect: Heh. Heh. -Nervously posing not sure how long to keep up. He was unaware of a guy behind him-
Hobie's spider sense tingling quickly looking over at a random guy about to get close to Miles: Huh! -His eyes widen-
Miles looks over his shoulder spotting Hobie quickly stopping a random pervert that was about to lift Miles' purple skirt up: Huh, Hobie?
The group gasps: Wow, he even move fast! Dude is actually Zoro!
Hobie tightly grab the guy's hand almost threatening to break it: I would think twice, if I were you, mate?
The guy stood scared and nervous by Hobie's dark glare. Miles turns around being in shock: Ew, what da fuck, man! -He became grossed out by the pervert-
The creep: Hey, let me go!
Miles tug on Hobie's sleeve: Don't hurt him, Hobie. He look like he learns his lesson. Let security handle him.
Hobie scowls: Fine. -he lets go of the creep once a security guard came to take the man away.-
Then the group went to the two to take photos. Miles posed with Hobie: Don't we make a cool duo! -He winks at his punk boyfriend- Do you like cosplaying? -His eyes sparkles knowing Hobie enjoys being Zoro-
Hobie blushes: No. -he lies-
Miles giggles: Awe, well too bad. I like it, it's so much fun cosplaying with you. -He was about to pose by himself until he felt Hobie's hand grabbing his own-
Hobie holds Miles' hand: I don't hate it as long I'm with you. -He let out a small smile at his Sunflower-
Miles smiles widely: I'm glad, bae. -The two hold hands as they continue their day at the convention.-
#punkflower#hobie brown#miles morales#spiderman#across the spider verse#spider verse#spiderverse#miles morales 1610#hobie x miles#miles x hobie#spider man: across the spider verse#flowerpunk
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so hypothetically speaking, if i were to take on the 10 year backlog of ethubs content….. where would i even start?? its so much content that it’s totally overwhelming to me, and you seem like the only person on the planet to have sifted thru all of it, so i need ur wisdom 😭
trust me I have not and I know there are others (hi rio) but imo the key is to just. follow your heart. they are constantly bringing up old stuff and each other anyway so you will find new shiny things to go check out if you start anywhere. like, the whole reason I watched UHCs for the first time is bc of etho lying to say bdubs voted him out (not a UHC mechanic) and called him a son of a sweetheart in his LP. that said, I do have a masterpost of my fave bdubs mindcrack episodes which frankly is a lot of etho + bdubs, as well as a list of some of my favorite clips.
off the top of my head, suggestions to poke around in:
survival of the fittest, s1 and s2 - bdubs' death game with prox chat. the handcuff thing in s1. i shan't say any more. watch etho for s1, bdubs for s2.
nether hubs, mindcrack s3 and s4 - literally the s4 one is so good, and the episodes they build it in also cover some of the best death games 2.0 moments between them. chicken noodle soup. etho's POV for the first one but bdubs for the second, if you have to pick.
feed the beast call of duty pvp arena - one of the first but not the last arena project. highlights include bdubs ordering etho to strip and also them killing each other for fun.
speaking of arenas, the immediate sequel to the COD map is the fire and ice arena in mindcrack s4. etho builds a house outside the arena itself, stealing bdubs' block palette, and only an episode or two later getting bdubs to help and decorating his room across the hall with quote justin bieber posters unquote, causing at least zisteau to later ask if bdubs really is a belieber.
whatever the episode is that etho hires bdubs to kill someone for him and then showers him with meat in mindcrack s3
here is a secret: i have not yet watched The Trial. but it's foundational. all the etho vs. the b-team stuff is so funny especially how often he and bdubs are literally collabing on something at the same time.
UHCs - etho's POV of UHC 4 is classic and victorious. bdubs' POV of UHC 11 is the worst thing i've ever seen in my life, watch it immediately. there's other ones but i haven't seen most of them because i feel compelled to watch for Live Bdubs Reactions but it makes me want to throw up every time. because he is Insane.
OOGE - three different CTM maps, ymmv; this ranking is spot on, but i've also watched OOG (bdubs + guude) so like clearly my tolerance is not normal. watch kaizo caverns
horse courses, mindcrack s3 and s5, hermitcraft s8 - beyonc? and taylor swift horses of all time. you really just should watch etho or bdubs' first mindcrack seasons. s5 mesa one also features doc and genny and the running sick joke you will recognize from the s4 nether hub and last life.
those three entire episodes of etho helping bdubs with his spawner situation that's only in bdubs' POV, starting with bdubs going oh let's not bother him and then freaking out a little when etho volunteers himself to help. the first but not the last time etho says he wants to live in bdubs' basement.
hermitcraft s7. just the whole thing both their povs don't worry about it, you already know, etc. but personal soft spots of course for etho killing bdubs with kindness and the delivery boy saga, which references an ancient joke about pink shirts. also hcs8 overlapping last life and bdubs' very very blatant etho-obsession is just so much.
also of course the life series but instead of telling you what you already know please consider how bdubs signing his invoice "luv bdubs" to etho but reading it out loud as "love, professionally, bdubs" aired immediately after "he loves me! he cares. he does" happened. we don't talk about that weird little no homo enough
thank you for reminding me i need to finish the etho mindcrack best of list. i'm surely missing a ton of stuff but this is a rough approximation of my favorites and/or essentials. but seriously i have jumped around and finished some series, only watched a few select episodes of others, and straight up forgot to finish several more. be free! go nuts. (you will go nuts. this part is not optional)
#game shows DO touch our lives#ethubs#peter answers#i'd do more links but i'd never get this out in a reasonable timeframe. sorry. they're all over my blog#also see my 'daily cursed bdubs clip' and 'daily cursed etho clip' tags on this blog. for horrors and delights#long post#masterpost
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Hunter x Hunter Dating Headcannons Part.2
a/n: Once again I will be adding a few minors from the show for the YOUNGER readers so don’t be weird about it. Y’all already know there won’t be any spicy head cannons because we don’t do those here. I noticed that I've been doing a lot of hunter x hunter head cannons a lot more than other fandoms, so I told myself that after this I was gonna lay low on hunter x hunter just until I feel like I've done enough of other fandoms before I come back to this one. It won’t be long but I'm just taking a break from this one.
REQUEST ARE OPEN!!
Anyways enjoy💗
Alluka🌟🌷
2nd A/N: Even though she is a literal child I know i’ll regret it if I leave her out. Once again i’m only adding minors for the younger readers so don’t be weird about it.
> Lovey dovey type of relationship
> Let’s you style her hair however you like and she will wear it out in public
> Both of you often watch cartoons while eating yogurt
> Long hugs
> She holds grudges if you two get into an argument and won’t forgive you unless you apologize or buy her gifts
> Kurapika drives you two to the park for park dates
> Killua is your biggest shipper
> Whenever she gets into an argument with Killua she’ll get mad if you don’t back her up
> Always wants to match outfits with you
> She makes bracelets for you
> Type of person to always want to be right
> “Pretty pretty pleeeaseeee with three cherries on top?”
Hisoka🃏🪄
> Super flirty 24/7
> If he gets jealous over something he becomes clingy
> He likes to do your makeup
> You both do each others nails
> He loves to play card games with you
> If your ever sad he would peform magic tricks for you until you smile
> Doesn’t take interest in people who aren’t strong & can’t defend themselves
> Isn’t afraid to make out in public with you
> Loves to try new things with you
> Would go far for you
> Always calling you
> Doesn’t show interest in people who can defend themselves
> Gets you makeup all the time
> Gives you makeup lessons
> Your the only person he would teach how to do his magic tricks
> Total yandere type so if someone who you talked to goes missing you’ll know why…
> “I called because I wanted to hear that pretty voice of yours~”
Illumi🩸📍
> Vents about his family to you
> Your the only person who can braid his hair
> Tries to compliment you but bad at it
> Hates it when you get clingy but doesn’t say anything about it
> Gets extremely overprotective when Hisoka is near you
> He gets dating advice from hisoka (bad idea)
> When the two of you get into an argument he reads romance novels to see what a person in his situation would do
> Awkward
> Your the first thing he looks forward to seeing after a mission
> Secretly freaks out when your stressed because he doesn’t know what to do
> Holding hands isn’t really his thing
> Your the only person who gets to hold his pins
> Takes everything to heart
> “Are you gonna take the hug or not”
Chrollo🕷️ 🕸️
> Only hugs your waist
> He loves to dance with you
> Doesn’t show it but your his favorite person in the world
> Gets protective when the troupe is around you
> Makes coffee for you every morning
> Talks about his plans for the troupe while you do his hair
> Loves to carry you bridal style
> If your ever having a breakdown or stressed out he takes you on a date in the forest with a waterfall
> Gets you expensive gifts
> You both have matching tattoos
> Always laying his head in your lap
> Enjoys when you play with the palm of his hand
> Steals anything for you
> “Don’t worry about it dear”
Ty for reading luvs😚🫶🏾
#fanfics1allday#headcannons#soft headcanons#dating headcanons#hxh dating headcannons#hxh#hisoka marrow#illumi zoldyck#alluka zoldyck#chrollo lucilfer#hxh fic#hxh headcanons
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Could I request nct 127 getting jealous or nct 127 as tropes?
Luv your work btw ❤️
Thank you I appreciate it sugar! <3 anyways here's nct 127 as tropes!! Ngl this turned into a whole book😭😭
NCT 127 AS TROPES
TAEIL
Definitely opposites attract. Taeil is known for being on the more timid side and not causing much of chaos but you were the other side of that. You two were Ying and Yang of human love. Something abt that made Taeil's fall in love with you, he saw you as someone so lively and free he wanted that to be apart of his life. He started out with wanted to know more about your interests to learn more about you to doing those activities with you vice versa.
JOHNNY
Best friend's brother, BRO IT JUST MAKES SENSE!! Like you be chilling at your best friends house giggling with them and then you see johnny walk into his siblings room with just his sweat pants on saying "do you have any more deodorant?" You stared at him (his abs) while his wet hair dripped on his shoulder, his sibling lazily pointed at the deodorant on their dresser and he walked over to get it. Honestly you couldn't stop staring and before he left he winked at you causing a smile to appear on your face.
TAEYONG
Oblivious to love, Sorry love but you'd be the oblivious one. Taeyong is very shy guy, and it takes him long to drop hints to you that he's interested. He needed johnny to help him since he knows johnny isn't afraid to tell any of his crushes how he feels abt them, Taeyong had jumped out of his comfort zone to do hints that he likes but there was no avail. You had thought taeyong was bring a sweetheart to you, you had wished it meant he loved you WHICH HE DID but you didn't suspect that. Oblivion at its finest.
YUTA
Fwb to lovers, UGH ITS JUST WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS POOR FOOL😭 you and yuta swore off that you would only purely be fwb, keep it casual. No literally, after one of your romantic nights you guys held your hand up and both said "I swear." But Yuta bit his own tongue once he saw how you carried yourself day to day, he started being more romantic yknow the classic holding hands thing going out of his way to make you happy. You two one night were high as a kite and after a couple laughs yuta had leaned in kissing you passionately before breaking the number one rule "never say I love you" and he did just that.
DOYOUNG
Second chance love, You and Doyoung were once a happy couple but unfortunately ended in shambles. During an argument before the break-up, You called Doyoung a control freak and that he needs to get therapy while he called you selfish. Both of you had some right claims and wrong, after 2 years of not seeing him here or there you admittedly missed him. Your dreams were fulfilled when you saw him again when you started working at this office, you were in the elevator and as it stopped on the 3rd floor you saw him fix his tie you were shocked to say the least, he was too as he stuttered a "y/n?". That's when you knew it was destiny that brought you back together.
JAEHYUN
Fake Relationship. You and Jaehyun were just coworkers and your company told you to pretend to be together for the attention and of course the money, they knew with your success and admiration around the world mixed with Jaehyun's it would be immaculate. The only problem was that there were no feelings for one another..in the beginning, you two made the deal of only being lovey dovey infront of cameras. But that deal was broken when a drunken night between yourselves, it started from chatting to flirting to touching to kissing to fucking. After that you both didn't know whether or not you wanted this to be official or not
JUNGWOO
Childhood friends to lovers, UGH you guys have been peas in a pod since middle school and jungwoo had always been the shy quiet nerdy boy while you were the popular nice one. He never really knew why you wanted to stay his friend but even in the long distance when you guys grew older you stood up to date with him, you were protective of him since many ppl treated him as an outcast and only a toy. He found you courageous and gorgeous, he always silently admired you not wanting to creep you out. Until on valentines day, Jungwoo was sitting on his couch yet again a lonely love day and he thought abt you already probably on a date or getting pleasure. He heard a knock on his front door and opened the door to see you standing there with a bouquet of flowers and big plushie with a huge box of chocolates, he saw you smiling "will you my valentines?" Jungwoo was very confused, "aren't you already–" "they flunked out on me woo, I want you. Only you." Jungwoo couldn't believe the words coming out your mouth he happily excepted and he definitely made sure he loved you right that night🤭😉.
MARK
Boy next door, yes this is literally mark. You live in duplex and you heard a few of acquaintances in the building talk about this new neighbor, you thought that the neighbor was just really nice until you saw him walk into the apartment next to you with boxes struggling a little bit. Now you knew why they were talking about him, he was a cutie. His puppy eyes with the glasses to match, you giggled a bit from how cute he looked. You wanted to make your grand entrance but you looked like a mess so you fixed yourself up a bit and came back out but before you did he was gone inside his house. You pouted but don't get too sad, the week after you were the one struggling with groceries and Mark had spotted you he suggested for help and you happily obliged. He placed them inside your house, and that's when you introduced yourselves. After that you guys chatted here and there maybe even flirted a bit, but you were walking your dog and happened to run into mark, he had said he was going the same way as you but he was on his way back home clearly but you didn't mind. He offered to go to the Cafe that had outdoor seating, you simply raised an eyebrow and said "it's a date then." You grinned excepting his invite.
HAECHAN
Ok of course haechan is the king of enemies to lovers trope but I also think he's a love triangle guy as well, he could be both. You and haechan had never been the best of friends, you tolerated him only bc you were dating his best friend Jaemin. He couldn't stand the fact you could be liked so quickly and even loved, he thinks your the fakest slut ever (quoted by him). The real reason he didn't like you was because he wanted to be the only you love,cherish, and bang this was not a jealousy towards jaemin he just hated he had those feelings so he took it out on you for it. That was until one night he had like other 100 nights you and jaemin fucking, he couldn't take the bones rising up so he needed to settle this. He had intruded you and jaemins love making, that just made it worse, you had spotted his erection before he could even cover it and go back in his room. Something in your knew this wasn't abt him sleeping peacefully without interruptions, he wanted to join. It only took little convincing until his boxers were off. Then with jaemins permission, you guys started fucking frequently after one of those nights haechan happened to say "I love you" while he came inside you.
#nct#nct scenarios#nct 127#nct imagines#nct drabbles#nct headcanons#mark lee#haechan#jung jaehyun#nct smut#johnny suh#moon taeil#kim jungwoo#kim doyoung#nakamoto yuta#lee taeyong
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More drider Eddie bc I luv him 👉👈🕷️
Steve Harrington was walking in the woods. Alone. Like always. His day had been pretty shitty. Work was slow, and the customers he did get were snippy or assholes. He didn’t really have many friends. Not many real ones, anyways, all the other kids just thought he was a spoiled rich kid. And the group was busy having a “private meeting” with just the kids. He was made fun of for that, too. What kind of loser is friends with a bunch of kids?
He stomped through the leaves, crushing them underfoot as he looked up at the sky. He always did like the woods. Something about being in nature, the cool breeze flowing around him, the chirps of the birds overhead and the small animals scurrying about was infinitely calming to him.
That’s when he heard something admittedly larger than what he was used to hearing in the woods. It walked with heavy footfalls, snuffling around the leaves. Steve’s mind immediately went to a bear, or a wolf maybe. Wait, did Indiana even have wolves? Ugh, focus Steve! He whipped around, looking for a glimpse of fur, or a large shadow, or any sign of whatever was out there. He was pretty sure he knew how to deal with a bear. ‘Brown fight back, black lay down’, right? No, no it was the other way around…
Then he saw it. A large brown snout appeared through the trees, sniffing at the ground until it looked up, directly at him. Holy shit. Yep, that was a big ol’ brown bear. It stared at him, and Steve put his hands up, backing away from it slowly. What was he doing!? This wasn’t either of the options! He continued backing up until the bear took a step forward. Steve promptly turned around and bolted.
Wrong move.
The bear began to give chase, he could hear the huge paws against the ground, hot on his heels. He sprinted, trying to wrack his brain for what he was supposed to do now. Well I ran, that’s already a huge no-no. I should climb a tree, right? No, I’ve seen pictures of bears in trees before. His thoughts combined with running for his life made it hard to pay attention to his surroundings.
He looked behind his back, causing him to step directly into a particularly weak spot of ground. The dirt gave way underneath him, and he was sent plummeting down into a cave along with a bunch of leaves and debris. Well, I guess this is how I die. He squeezed his eyes tightly, waiting for the impact. That is, until he landed on something bouncy that broke his fall. He opened his eyes, the little bit of light from above illuminating the space around him. The thing certainly was bouncy. Bouncy and sticky. He tried desperately to unstick himself, but the more he struggled, the more stuck he became.
He paused for a moment. Maybe he should actually see what it is he’s stuck in and then he can work on getting in-stuck. His eyes trailed to a place on his arm where he could feel the stuff wrapping around him. It looked sort-of like a white string. He continued to look where it went off his arm, following the thread to where it was connected to another one. Then it hit him. Oh god, was this a spider web?! Why was it so huge?! Wait… if the web was so huge… HOW BIG WAS THE SPIDER!?
He’d read about how the biggest spiders could eat birds and stuff, but he wasn’t a bird! Did they really make webs this big? And from what he recalled, they didn’t even live in Indiana. No, this spider had to be bigger than that… he was mentally freaking out while trying not to struggle and get himself even more stuck.
That’s when he heard the soft pitter-patter of something that was definitely larger than him and had way more than two legs. He thought it was the spider, which made him dread it even more, because those footfalls were from something a lot bigger than any spider he’d ever seen.
At first he saw one leg, then two, then the little pedipalps in front of the spider, then… holy shit.
“Well, well, well. What do we have here?”
Steve looked up in horror at what he was witnessing. The bottom half of the creature was that of a spider, or wait, no, a tarantula? It had eight fuzzy orange and black legs, as well as two little legs in front of it. Pedipalps, Steve thinks they’re called. All the legs were attached to a big fuzzy black abdomen. Where a normal spider’s head would be, however, was a human torso. It had on a shirt that said ‘Hellfire Club’, which Steve was pretty sure he recognized from a few of the kids. He didn’t even want to think about what that implied. He also had on a denim jacket with the sleeves ripped off, and leather ones badly sewn on.
Farther up was a human head, a wide, sharp-toothed grin splitting it. The face also had an extra pair of smaller eyes underneath the main ones. Pointed ears protruded from thick black curls on the sides of his head. He didn’t look half bad, honestly… no! What the hell are you thinking!
“Look what you did to my web, man!”
Steve looked at the web, then at himself, seeing all the strings tangled around him. It did look a bit messed up…
“Well, I guess since I can’t catch anything else today… I’ll just have to eat you.”
The drider’s face was inches from Steve’s, and the latter gulped. He didn’t say anything, he was paralyzed in fear of the thing in front of him. The drider raised one of his legs and cut through the webs holding him up. He quickly grabbed the man, licking his lips as he looked at him. Steve let out a whimper as the spider raised the human to his face.
He opened his mouth wide, Steve staring into the dark, wet cavern before his head was shoved inside. That's when Steve let out a scream, though it was muffled by him being inside the maw. His face is assaulted by the half-spider’s tongue, the wet muscle licking at every inch of open skin. He then takes his first swallow, gulping Steve’s head into his throat.
Steve feels his head being squeezed by the tight muscles pulling him deeper into the monster’s body. The drider takes another gulp, sending Steve’s shoulders and half his torso into the esophagus. Each swallow gives more for the spider to taste, and he takes full advantage of that, licking any and all exposed flesh. He swallows again, fully pinning Steve’s arms against his body and pushes him farther into his mouth.
Only Steve’s legs are left outside, and those too are gulped down. The tight, wet muscles of the throat eagerly tug Steve down, faster and faster with each gulp. Before long, Steve felt the top of his head pop into a larger space, followed by his face. As the drider swallowed, more and more of Steve was pulled into the stomach, causing him to curl up inside.
Once Steve was fully inside, Eddie hummed and licked his lips, eyes closing in bliss. Damn, that human tasted good. He patted his full abdomen, the man curled up inside. He felt like now was the time he should tell the human he’d be fine.
“Hey, you good in there?”
No response.
“You can calm down man, you’re fine in there, okay?”
“You- you just ate me…”
He could hear the quiver in the human’s voice and his heart melted. Oh, he felt bad now.
“I-I’m sorry I messed up your web. I fell in by accident and I know that’s kinda the point of it but…”
The drider began to panic, he really didn’t mean to scare the human this badly! He never intended to actually hurt him! He quickly began the process of spitting him back up.
Steve felt the muscles underneath him shift, squeezing tighter and pushing on him. Steve began to panic. This is it, isn’t it? It’s finally starting. This is how I die. Steve was admittedly confused, then, when the muscles began pushing him back into the esophagus. The muscles were working in reverse to how they were previously, pushing him up instead of pulling him down. He saw a light above him, and his head entered the mouth once again, this time exiting it. The drider grabbed Steve, gently pulling him out and placing him on the ground. Steve looked at him, dazed and confused. Confused as to why he spit him out.
He looked up at the human face of the spider, and saw an expression on his face like a kicked puppy. Sad and hurt.
“I-I’m sorry…”
Steve was taken aback, looking at the drider as if he had two heads.
“…why? I mean, it was my dumbass who got himself caught in your web…”
“I- I really didn’t mean to scare you that badly, I-I was just kidding! I wasn’t really going to hurt you!”
“But… I’m small compared to you.. and you’re a spider, aaand I kinda fucked up your web… am I missing something here?”
“It’s fine, it happens all the time. It only takes like a day to make my web.”
“A whole day!? Oh man, I really fucked up.”
“Hey! No it’s fine, really. Plus I mean, you’re a person… and you haven’t done anything wrong. I don’t wanna hurt you…”
Steve just looked at him in confusion.
“I-uh, I’m a pretty pathetic predator, aren’t I?”
As Steve stared at him, Eddie saved his little pity-party with a flirt.
“Plus, you’re way too pretty to eat anyways~”
Steve looked at him, and he could see the emotions run across his face. First was his usual confusion, then a tiny blush which was quickly dampened by a look of hurt, then sadness. He looked down, not meeting the drider’s eyes.
“No I’m not.”
“What? Yeah, you are. Who told you you weren’t?”
“I- uh, e-everyone? M-myself?”
“Sounds to me like you need better friends. How about me? I, for one, think that you’re the prettiest human I’ve seen. Plus you taste good too~”
Steve refused to look up, his voice sad and unimpressed.
“You just want to be my friend so you can eat me.”
“I-I, no I don’t! Shit, are these not compliments for humans? I- I could’ve sworn…”
Steve looked up then, flabbergasted.
“W-what?”
“Aww shit, what’d I do? I called you pretty, then I- oh shit, it was the taste thing, wasn’t it? When I told you you tasted good? I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it like that! Do humans not like that…”
“I- I thought you did! Like you just wanted to eat me, and uh, no one’s ever told me I taste good before, or that I’m pretty…” he said that last part under his breath. “If anything, people say I’m spoiled.”
“Well I don’t think you’re like that. And I mean sure, I’d like to eat you again, but if it makes you scared or uncomfortable or whatever that’s fine. I still wanna be your friend!”
The smile the half-spider gave Steve was bright enough to melt the sun. It was so infectious, it even got Steve to put a tiny smile on his own face.
The human shrugged and said “go ahead, I mean it was bound to happen again anyway.”
The drider was taken aback.
“A-are you sure?! I promise I won't hurt you, and it’s completely safe! But, and I mean I’m certainly not complaining, but I really don’t wanna scare you again…”
Steve just sighed. “Why not. And it’s fine if I’m scared, that’s normal anyways…”
Eddie looked at him in annoyance and huffed. “No, if you’re scared then I’m not gonna do it!” He crossed his arms.
“B-but it’s normal…”
“No, it’s not normal to be scared all the time! I wanna make sure you’re comfortable… oh no. Are you scared right now!? I- please don’t be scared of me! I’m sorry I look like this… oh god, humans hate spiders don’t they? Do-do you hate me?”
The look he gave Steve then was so sad, he looked hurt, like Steve was going to kick him at any moment. Steve plopped down on a large rock and sighed. So this spider has anxiety. Steve can relate. He sighed.
“No, I don’t hate you, and I’m not scared.” Steve lied a bit about that last part. I mean come on, it’s a huge spider. And one that just ate him nonetheless!
“Okay, okay that’s good… aw shit, I’m a horrible friend! I haven’t even introduced myself! The names Eddie, Eddie Munson. And who do I have the pleasure of meeting?” He outstretched a clawed hand to the man.
Steve gingerly took it, the hand about twice the size of his own.
“I- I’m Steve Harrington. I’m honestly surprised you don’t know that already… considering my reputation…”
“What reputation? I don’t really hang around town too much. Humans don’t usually have the best reactions to me…”
“Eh, well, it’s not that great…”
“Well I don’t know anything about that, but you seem pretty nice to me! Hows about we start fresh? And to tell you a secret, humans kinda scare me too.”
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*flashback*
Eddie was close to town. Closer than he would’ve liked, but he was desperate. It was winter, and all his usual prey was either hibernating or scarce. He was starving. He watched as a gruff-looking old man stepped outside his trailer and throw something in his garbage can. It smelled good. Eddie waited a few minutes after he went back inside to quietly approach the cans, taking the lid off of the one he saw the man throw something away in.
He rifled through the bags until he found what was making that heavenly smell. He opened the white container to see some golden, crunchy-looking substance with a bone sticking out of it. There wasn’t a whole lot of meat left on the bones, but hey, it was food.
He took his first bite when he heard the door to the trailer bang open, the man looking angry as he stepped onto the porch.
“God damn raccoons getting into my- what the hell!”
Eddie shrank behind the trash cans, though he was way too big to even remotely effectively hide behind them. Sure he was smaller than he would be in the future, but he was still taller than the man before him.
“I- what are-“
Eddie hissed and took the container in his hands, scurrying off into the woods, leaving the man standing there, confused on his porch.
A day or two after the incident, Eddie was wandering the woods again, trying to find something to eat, when that same smell hit him. He followed the scent, looking out for where it came firm. He saw it on a tree stump, a plate on top with the meat from before on top. He nervously approached it, looking around the area while he did so. After assessing that there was no danger, he shoved the entire piece of meat into his mouth, chewing and swallowing even the bone. He licked the plate, sad that there was only one piece when he spotted something on the ground. It was more!
There seemed to be a sort of trail of the stuff, leading away from the plate. In the back of Eddie’s mind, he knew this seemed a little sketchy, but he was too hungry to really care. He followed the line, picking up the little pieces and popping them in his mouth as he went. The trail then led him out of the woods, and he was hesitant to leave at first, but he did anyway. The meat led him to the trailer he stole from the other day, going right inside the door. When he got up to it, he saw a huge pile of the stuff inside. He perked his head in, looking left to right, and he didn’t see or hear anyone inside so he went in, aiming straight for the pile.
As soon as his hand touched the dirt piece, the door slammed shut behind him, and he heard a small click which he knew meant he was trapped inside. He whipped around to see the man from earlier, the one who lived here. His ears went down and he backed up a bit, intimidated by the gruff-looking figure.
“I-I uh, I was just-“
“Why d’you think I put that chicken out there in the first place?”
“Huh?”
“I saw you take it from my trash so I figured you’d be hungry.”
“B-but then why’d you trap me?”
“You all alone out there?”
“I-uh…” he nodded his head a bit.
The man closed his eyes and sighed, punching the bridge of his nose.
“Can’t have you starving out there then.”
“What?”
“You deaf or somethin’?”
“N-no I-“
“Then you heard what I said.”
“B-but I’m a m-monster…”
“You’re a child. You shouldn’t be out there all by yourself.”
“But-“
“No buts. Now go ahead and eat.” He gestured to the plate.
Eddie looked at it, then back at the man. This had to be some sort of trick. The man was going to jump on him at any minute and cut off all his legs! The man simply sighed and sat down on the couch, staring at the spider.
“I’m not gonna hurt you. Name’s Wayne Munson by the way, and you?”
“Uh… E-Eddie..”
“Got a last name?” All he got was a confused look.
“Take that as a no.”
Eddie hesitantly grabbed a piece of the ‘chicken’, as the man called it, raising it to his mouth. He watched the man, Wayne, the entire time as he took a bite of the chicken. He then shoved the whole thing in his mouth, including the bone, and began to chew.
“You’re not supposed to eat the bones!” Wayne jumped forward but it was too late, Eddie already swallowed his entire mouthful.
“Why not?”
Wayne just sighed and sat back down.
As Eddie continued devouring the plate, Wayne asked him a series of questions.
“So, where’d you come from?”
“The woods.”
“I mean-“ he sighed. “I mean where did you come from before that?”
Eddie pondered for a moment before answering.
“An egg.”
Wayne decided this wasn’t going anywhere so he tried something else.
“Are there any more of you out there?”
“Just me.”
“So you’ve lived all alone your whole life?”
“Pretty much.”
“How old are you?”
“Fourteen.”
“Damn. You really are just a kid, huh?”
“I’m not a kid.” Eddie huffed and crossed his arms.
“You are.” Argued Wayne. “And I’m not letting a kid starve out there alone in the woods.”
“What do you mean?”
“You gotta stay here, at least for the winter.”
“No.”
“Why not.”
“I don’t wanna.”
To say Wayne was annoyed would be a severe understatement. He could almost feel the veins bulging out of his head. This kid was going to be the death of him.
“And why is that?”
“Because I like my web.”
“Well it doesn’t seem to be working if you’re so hungry, then, does it?”
Eddie looked at him, severely offended.
“It works! There’s just not much to catch in the wintertime…”
Wayne sighed. He supposed he could make a compromise.
“How about this. You can live out wherever you live, in your web, but you have to come here and check in with me at least once a week. And if you get hungry, come here and I’ll feed ya.”
Eddie looked at him, bewildered.
“Why are you being nice to me?”
Wayne was not prepared for that question.
“Huh?”
“How come you’re being so nice? I’m a monster, aren’t I?”
Wayne gave him a soft look.
“You’re no monster. You’re just a kid. Just a kid who’s alone in the world and needs some help. I cannot, in good conscience, let you starve out there.”
Eddie’s eyes began to water, and he rushed forward to hug the man, sniffling into his jacket.
“No-no one’s ever been n-nice to me. All the humans just think I’m a m-monster!”
Wayne was taken aback. He most certainly was not expecting this. He gently hugged the kid back, a little freaked out by the extra pair of spider legs clinging onto him, but hugged him nonetheless. They were like that for what felt like hours, but was probably only a minute or two. Eddie eventually let go of the man and began to walk out the door.
“Remember boy, you better check in with me next week.”
Eddie nodded and gave a small smile, heading off into the woods.
*end of flashback*
Wayne was sitting on his couch, trying to get the TV to work when he heard a knock at the door. Who the hell would be visiting at this hour? He got up from his seat, grumbling as he made his way to the front door. He swung the door open, ready to tell whoever it was to go away when he paused. It was none other than Eddie standing at his door, a bright smile lighting up his features.
“You weren’t supposed to come until next week.”
“I know, I know. I’m sorry it’s so late, but I made a friend!”
“You what?”
“I-I met someone! They fell into my web, but then we became friends!”
“Alright, alright, come on in.”
Eddie sat on the couch with Wayne, explaining everything about his encounter and about his new friend(maybe excluding the part where he ate him), and Wayne sat and listened to every word.
“So, this guy got a name?”
“Yeah! He said he was Steve Harrington!”
“Hm.”
“What?”
“Just be careful okay? I haven’t heard the best about that boy, but if you think he’s good then I’ll trust your judgement, but just be careful.”
“I will, don’t worry. He seems nice anyways.”
“That’s good. I’m glad you’ve made a friend.”
Eddie got up to leave, opening the front door. He was halfway out when Wayne called out to him.
“And you’re still coming to visit next week.”
Eddie smiled. “Of course.”
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After that first encounter, Steve would periodically go into the woods to visit Eddie. He found that he enjoyed spending time with the spider. That was another thing. He did not like to be called a spider. He was a tarantula, thank you very much. And he preferred the term ‘Drider’.
Steve and him would talk for hours, and Steve would bring him various human things. He soon found out that Eddie took a liking to honeycomb cereal, eating the stuff right out of the box. He was also fascinated by things that, to Steve, were mundane. Take a hairbrush, for example. Steve showed Eddie how he brushed his hair, and Eddie was enamored. He’d never done that to his hair before. That was the day Steve spent a few painful hours brushing out all the knots in Eddie’s wild hair. After he was done, though, he could help but love the look of amazement on the man's face as he brushed his fingers through his hair with no resistance.
Some days would drag on into nights, and sometimes it’d be too dark for Steve to go back home. This would lead with him staying the night, more often than not in Eddie’s stomach. He was hesitant about it at first, but he got more and more used to it. Eventually he would ask for it, when the stress of the day was getting to him. It helped him keep calm and relax.
Steve could also see Eddie hang around town more. He never actually went into town, but he could be seen slinking around in the woods surrounding it, seemingly keeping an eye on Steve. He could catch glimpses of brown eyes and fuzzy spider legs through the trees. Eddie would sometimes ask about the others he’d see Steve hang out with.
“Thought you said you didn’t have any friends?”
“Yeah, I mean they are my friends, but they’re just a bunch of kids…”
“Not all of ‘em. I saw some older ones too.”
“Oh, yeah. They would be Nancy, Robin, and Johnathan. Sometimes Argyle.”
“They seem pretty friendly to me.”
“Yeah, I guess they are.”
“Can I meet them? Or would they be afraid of me?”
“Nah, they’ve seen worse. Might take a bit to get used to, but I’m sure they’d be fine. I’ll have them meet you sometime.”
There was also the time that Eddie took Steve to meet the only other human he interacted with, Wayne Munson. The man whose last name he took as his own. Eddie dragged him along on one of the nights he was supposed to visit, wanting his two humans to meet each other. Steve was nervous as Eddie knocked on the door to the trailer. He hadn’t been to the trailer park very many times, and he didn’t think he had a particularly good reputation here, with his rich kid status and all. They heard footsteps approaching the door, and Wayne swung it open, expecting to see Eddie, but not Steve standing behind him. He waved Eddie in, but stopped Steve before he entered.
“And you must be Steve Harrington.”
“I-uh, y-yeah?“
Wayne looked him over for a minute before responding.
“Eddie’s told me a lot about you, come on in.”
Steve gingerly walked past the man and into the trailer, sitting down next to Eddie on the couch. Wayne closed the door and sat in the armchair across from the two boys.
“Great to see you again, Uncle Wayne!” Eddie chirped out, clearly happy to see the man.
“Glad you came to visit, now you gonna introduce me, or what?”
“Right! Uncle Wayne, this is Steve! He’s the friend I was telling you about. We’ve been hanging out a lot. He comes and sees me in the woods.”
“Glad you have a friend. Nice to see you with someone who’s your age.”
“Yeah, Steve’s great! And he’s shown me a bunch of human things too! He had a hairbrush and helped me brush my hair! He let me keep it too so that I could brush my own hair if I wanted… oh! And he brought me.. what’s it called? Honeycombs? Yeah! The cereal!”
Steve listened and watched as Eddie droned on and on about their encounters, and he could help but smile at how happy Eddie looked talking about him. It made him feel like someone actually enjoyed his company. Wayne turned to Steve.
“Sounds like those stereotypes about you are wrong. You sound like a good kid. Good to Eddie, at least.”
“Y-yeah. He’s one of the few real friends I have…”
Eddie looked at Steve. He was sad that Steve was sad. He wanted to cheer him up. A surge of protectiveness washed over him and he did what he always did that helped steve. He grabbed the man, hugging him with both his arms and pedipalps, then he shoved his head in his maw.
Wayne was taken aback, looking on in confusion and horror as Eddie stuffed more of his friend down his throat. A sizeable bulge appeared in his throat as Steve’s head entered. He swallowed, bringing more of him into his throat, pushing on him as well to work him down. He took one final gulp, sending his shoe-clad feet down and into his abdomen.
“W-what..?” Wayne was at a loss for words. What Eddie just did was the last possible thing Wayne expected from him.
“What the hell, dude?” Came a muffled voice from inside of him.
“What? You were upset!”
“Why did you- I thought you guys were friends? I-“
“We are! What- oh. Oh! Don’t worry, it’s completely safe we do this all the time!”
“You what?”
“Yeah, it calms him down. And he tastes good, so kind of a win-win for both of us.”
Wayne just looked at him like he’d grown two heads, bewildered about what he was hearing.
“You can’t just do that man, you gotta at least explain it first.” Said Steve.
“Oh.”
“Okay, okay, this is weird. It was nice meeting Steve and I’m glad you visited, but it’s getting late. How’s about you head on out, yeah?”
“Oh, okay. Bye uncle Wayne!”
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Steve was wandering around town, close to the woods. He heard rocks being kicked up behind him, and he turned to see who it was. He looked on in dread as he spotted the green letterman jackets on the teens coming up behind him.
“Here we have King Steve, huh? The once great ruler who went soft.”
“What the hell do you guys want?”
One of the jocks came right up to him and pushed him, sending him stumbling backwards.
“Hey, man I don’t want any trouble.”
“But we do.”
One of them swung at Steve, narrowly missing his face with their fist.
“I don’t wanna hurt you guys okay? I’m older so I’m going to choose to be the bigger person.”
The jocks scoffed.
“And since when have you ever won a fight, huh?”
Then something changed. The jocks looked up and behind him in horror, looking over his shoulder. They looked absolutely terrified. They stumbled backwards.
“H-hey, I remember that guy! W-why is he s-so big now though!?”
Steve was confused, looking at how the basketball players were trembling. Then a huge half-spider leapt in front of him, hissing and baring his fangs at them. He swiped his claws out, missing one of them by an inch. This caused them to turn and run, sprinting off into town. Eddie turned and looked at Steve, giving him a worried look.
“Thanks man.”
“They didn’t hurt you, did they?”
“Nah, I’m fine, they didn’t actually get me.”
“Okay, good, good.” Eddie let out a breath he was holding.
“Hey, Eddie?”
He looked up. “Yeah?”
“I have an idea. Follow me.”
Eddie confusedly followed him as Steve walked into the woods. He skirted around the town, following the tree line so Eddie wouldn’t be seen. Sure it would take longer to get there, but Steve liked walking with Eddie, so he didn’t really mind.
“Where are we going?”
“You’ll see.”
Eddie pretended to pout, acting grumpy the whole time because Steve wouldn’t tell him their destination. As they walked, the sun high in the sky, the leaves crunched underneath their feet. Eddie, ironically, was much quieter than Steve, despite having three extra pairs of legs. He’d mastered the art of walking quietly, barely making any noise as to more easily stalk prey. It kinda freaked Steve out a bit, but he didn’t say anything as they kept walking. Eventually, they made it to a fairly large house with new-looking siding on it.
“Whelp, here we are.”
“Whose house is this?”
“Mine.”
Eddie perked up, excitedly following Steve inside. While the man had been in Eddie’s home many times, Eddie had never been in his. He walked through the doorway, looking around and taking every inch of it in.
“This is your house!?”
“Uh, that’s what I said, man.“
“It’s so cool!”
Steve looked fondly at the drider, amused at him being astounded by everything. He sat Eddie down on the couch, and grabbed his walkie-talkie off the coffee table. He clicked one of the buttons, talking into it.
“Hey, is anyone there? I have something I wanna show you guys.”
There was static for a moment, and for a minute Steve didn’t think he was going to get a response. Then a voice came through, Steve immediately recognizing it as Dustin’s.
“Steve? Is that you?”
“Yeah, you guys should come over, I have something I want to show-“
Steve was interrupted as his walkie was ripped out of his hands.
“Is there a child trapped in here!?”
“No, no he’s not-“
“Who the hell is that?” Asked Dustin.
“Don’t worry, kid, I’ll get you out of there!”
Eddie slammed the walkie on the ground, about to trample it when Steve snatched it back.
“He is not stuck in there!”
“Who the hell doesn’t know what a walkie talkie is?”
“Just get your ass over here, Henderson. And bring the others too.”
“Alright, alright, fine.”
Steve clicked it off, glaring at Eddie.
“What?”
Steve sighed. “I guess it’s not your fault you don’t know what this is.”
Steve spent the next twenty minutes explaining to Eddie what a walkie talkie was while he waited for the kids to get to his house. It got to a point where Eddie still didn’t quite understand the device, but he knew there wasn’t a child trapped inside and he wasn’t going to try and break it. There was a knock at the door. Huh, usually the kids just burst in. He was glad they didn’t, though.
“Who’s that?”
“You know how you’ve been wanting to meet my friends?”
Eddie’s eyes lit up. “Yeah?”
“I have a few people I’d like you to meet. I’ll bring ‘em in one at a time so you don’t get overwhelmed.”
“Ok!”
“You stay here.”
He went over to the door, opening it up a bit but not letting anyone in. He looked out to see six children and a bored-looking Robin and Nancy. The kids were a mix of excited and confused.
“Oh hey guys,” he looked up at Robin and Nancy, “I wasn’t expecting you two.”
“Nancy heard from Mike and I wasn’t missing whatever this is so here we are.”
“Okaaay. But I can only let you guys in one at a time.”
“What?! Why?” Came a chorus of voices.
“Well the thing I wanna show you will get overwhelmed by a bunch of random strangers.”
“Is this about that voice Dustin heard?”
“Henderson! You’re up first, come on in.”
He waved Dustin inside.
“Just wait out here I’ll be back soon to get another person.”
He shut the door, turning to Dustin. He brought him a little farther inside, placing his hands on his shoulders and looking down at him.
“Listen. You cannot freak out about this, okay? I don’t wanna spook him.”
“Who? Why would I freak out?”
“Just tell me you won’t freak out.”
“Okay, fine I won’t freak out, jeez.”
“Okay.”
He led Dustin into his living room, where Eddie was sitting obediently on the couch. As soon as Dustin saw him, he froze. He just sat there and gawked at the half-spider on Steve’s couch.
“What the hell is that?!”
“Hey, you said you wouldn’t freak out!”
“That was before I knew it was a giant friggen spider person!”
Eddie got up off the couch, making his way slowly towards the two, Dustin backing up a bit. His eyes were locked on the many legs scuttling towards him, thoroughly freaked out.
“Hey kid, I’m Eddie, what’s your name?”
“I-uh, Dustin?”
Eddie chuckled.
“That sounded like a question. You don’t know your own name, man?”
Dustin laughed a bit, slowly inching forward.
“I don’t bite, you know.” Said Eddie with a smirk.
Dustin started coming forward a bit more, a little faster than before. He looked over Eddie’s spider half, his face lighting up.
“Whoa! It’s fluffy!”
“You can touch my back if you want.”
Dustin slowly put his hand out, gently touching Eddie on the abdomen. He moved his hand across it a few times, his eyes full of wonder and his body relaxing.
“Holy shit.”
“I’m pretty soft, huh? That’s what Steve says, anyways, right Stevie?” He elbowed the man.
A soft blush spread across his face, him trying to cover it before Dustin saw. Luckily for him, Dustin was completely enamored by the fluffy spider, repeatedly petting his abdomen. Dustin then looked down at his legs, reaching out to pet one of them. Eddie flinched back as he felt the fingers brush his leg.
“Uh, you can pet my abdomen all you want but I’d prefer you not touch my legs, okay?”
“Oh, uh sorry yeah I should’ve asked.”
There was a beat of awkward silence before Dustin looked up to Eddie.
“Hey, I heard that spiders have paws, is that true?”
“First of all, I’m a tarantula, and second..” he lifted one of his legs so Dustin could see.
The bottom of his legs did indeed have little fluffy paws that looked to be split into two toes with a pair of tiny little claws in the middle.
“Oh. My. God.”
Eddie snickered as Dustin stared in amazement at the paw.
“Who’d you think I should bring in next?” Asked Steve.
“Uh, I dunno.” Replied Dustin.
“Lemmie rephrase that. Who do you think would freak out the least.”
“Uh, probably Eleven. She’s not freaked out by most things.”
“True. I’ll bring her in next. You two stay there.”
After two nods of confirmation, Steve went back to the door, opening it up slightly.
“Took you long enough, said one of the kids.”
“El, you next.”
Eleven got up and walked through the door, a little confused. The rest of them glared at Steve as he shut the door behind him.
“Okay, like I told Dustin, no freaking out, got it?”
“No freaking out.”
“Good.”
He led the girl into the living room like he did with Dustin, this time Eddie was standing in the middle of the room with Dustin having resumed petting his fluffy abdomen.
Eleven just stared.
“Legs.”
Eddie looked up, confused at the word.
“Uh, yeah I have legs.”
“Legs.”
“You have them too…”
Eddie looked away, starting to get a bit self conscious.
“Cool.” El said, smiling at Eddie.
“You think I’m cool?”
“Yeah. Cool.”
He extended a hand to the girl.
“Names Eddie.”
“El.” She said, taking two of his fingers and shaking his giant hand.
“Can I touch-“
“Yeah sure, just not my legs, okay.”
“Okay.”
Eleven touched his back, rubbing her hand in the fur.
“It’s soft.” She said, laughing a bit and smiling.
“I know, right?” Said Dustin. “He’s so fluffy!”
All of a sudden, the front door was heard bursting open, a bunch of footsteps coming inside.
“We got tired of waiting. We’re coming in now.”
“Wait, no, not all at once-“
It was too late, they all filtered into the living room and looked at the sight before them. Both El and Dustin were petting the spider’s abdomen, while Eddie was staring at all of them and Steve was standing in front of him.
There was a high pitched scream and Nancy jumped backwards.
“Holy shit.” Said Robin stepping back a bit.
“What the hell is that?” Shouted Lucas and Mike in unison.
Max’s eyebrows were raised, looking at the sight before her.
Will stayed silent, though his face held an expression of fear as he stared at the drider.
It was silent for a bit, before Eddie responded to them all with one simple phrase.
“I don’t bite?”
Mike and Lucas hesitantly stepped forward, looking at Eddie. Both Dustin and Eleven were actually touching the thing, and he wasn’t hurting them.
“Hey, I’m Eddie.” He said gently. “I promise I’m not going to hurt you guys. I’m not all that scary, I mean look at this handsome face.” He said, placing his hands under his chin.
“Steve would agree, wouldn’t you big boy~”
Steve blushed once more, this time his entire face turning into a deep red color. He tried to look away, but a few people still caught it.
“Oooh Steve had a crush on the spiiider.” Said Dustin, mocking him
“I do not!”
Eddie placed his hand on his chest in mock hurt, his eyes falsely sad as he scoffed. A few of the others laughed, and more of them got closer to Eddie, some reaching out to pet his abdomen.
Then Will stepped forward, unnoticed by Eddie who was busy teasing both Steve and the kids who were petting his abdomen. Will slowly reached forward and placed his hand on one of Eddie’s front legs, causing the spider to flinch back, looking at Will, afraid.
This caused Will to flinch back as well, not knowing what he did wrong. Eddie looked at the kid, an expression of terror on his face. The others stopped touching him, looking at Will.
“I- what’d I do-“
“It’s okay,” said Steve, “you didn’t know, but Eddie doesn’t really like having his legs touched.”
“Oh, I- I’m sorry I didn’t know…”
Eddie looked at him, then looked at Steve and the others, and relaxed a tiny bit.
“It- it’s okay. I know you’re not gonna hurt me, but I still don’t like my legs being touched…”
“You’re fine with letting us touch your back.”
“I know, it’s just… people have hurt me before.”
Steve’s face darkened, he was pretty sure he knew exactly who Eddie was talking about.
“Oh, I’m sorry I shouldn’t have asked.”
“It’s okay. I guess if you’re gentle… you can touch them.”
Will stretched his hand out once more and gently brushed it against the drider’s leg, looking up at his face to gauge his reaction. Eddie gave him a small smile, and Will continued to gently stroke it.
“It… is fluffy.” He smiled.
All the kids were now gently patting him, feeling the softness. Robin began to step forward slowly, giving Eddie a nervous smile as she did so.
“So, uh. Your name is Eddie?” He nodded.
“I'm Robin.”
Eddie tilted his head. “Like the bird?”
Robin laughed, a bit harder than she probably should have and extremely nervously, but she laughed, getting closer to Eddie. She looked at all the kids petting him, reached her hand out, then drew it backwards, then reached it out once more and gently placed it on his abdomen, feeling it softly.
Nancy seemed to be the only one who was fully against touching the drider, her face was full of discomfort, though she got a little bit closer. It wasn’t that she didn’t like Eddie, and she knew it wasn’t his fault he looked like that, but she was deathly afraid of spiders, and there was no way she was touching him.
“Uh, no offense, but I really don’t wanna touch you…”
Eddie crossed his arms and huffed. “Uh, offense taken.”
Steve lightly slapped him on the head. “Don’t be so dramatic.”
Eddie turned to Nancy. “It’s okay, I get that. I know some humans don’t really like spiders.”
Steve was glad they all at least somewhat liked Eddie, the guy needed more friends other than him. Plus, he was glad that all his friends had met each other now. Well, at least most of them.
“Hey, where’s Johnathan and Argyle?”
“Probably high.” Said Mike.
“Dude!” Said Will.
“What?! It’s not like I’m lying!”
Will glared at him a bit.
“Wait, guys, look at this!” Dustin said.
He went over to Eddie and gently grabbed one of his legs, hoisting it up so the others could see.
“Dude, what the hell? That’s my leg!”
“Will, Will, look at these!”
Will and the others looked at what Dustin was showing them.
“Eddie has paws!”
“Aww it’s like a kitten!” Said Will.
Eddie pulled his leg back and huffed, pretending to be mad at what Will said.
“I am not a kitten.“
“Oh, I-I’m sorry.”
Eddie looked at him in disbelief.
“I was kidding! I’m not really mad!”
“Oh.”
Eddie then looked over at Steve.
“Should I show them the other thing?” He said, a maniacal grin on his face.
Steve thought for a minute, unsure of what he meant, but then it dawned on him.
“No! Absolutely not!”
“Fine.” The drider said, pouting.
“What other thing?”
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“Hey, Jonathan? Where’s Will? I need him for something.”
Johnathan could hear his mothers voice from the other side of his door, inquiring about his brother.
“Uhm, I uh, I think they’re all at Steve’s.”
Joyce was taken aback a bit. Steve’s? Since when did they gather there?
“Okay, do you know what they’re doing there?”
“I dunno, I think Will said something about uhh… Steve wanted to show them something! Yeah, Steve wanted to show them…”
“Are you okay in there sweetie?”
“Yeah, mom. I’m fine, I’m fine…”
“Okay, we’ll I’m gonna go get him okay?”
“Okay.”
Joyce walked over to the door and began to get into her car to leave, but was intercepted by Hopper pulling in.
“Oh, hey Hop, how’s it going?”
“Where are you headed?”
“Oh, just over to Steve’s I needed Will for something and Johnathan said they were gathered over there for some reason.”
“How’s about I drive you over there?”
“Sure.” She said with a smile, and got into Hopper's car.
As they drove they chatted a bit, about Will and El, about all the crazy shit that went down, about so many other things. There wasn’t enough time to go through everything, and soon they were at Steve’s, Hopper pulling into the driveway.
“Alright, you go get the kid, I’ll stay in the car.”
“Okay. Maybe I’ll also get to see what Steve wanted them for…”
She walked up the driveway, knocking on the door. She didn’t get a response. She knocked again, a bit louder this time, but still didn’t get anything. She could hear talking and shouting from inside, so they probably hadn’t heard her. Those kids had always been loud together. She decided to just open the door and head inside. She only wanted to find Will, after all. She got in and started to head down the hall. There were a lot of voices she recognized, all the kids, Steve of course, and also Robin and Nancy. However there was one voice she didn’t quite recognize. Maybe this had to do with what Steve wanted to show them? Did he meet someone else?
She continued walking until she met where the voices were coming from: the living room. She turned the corner and walked inside only to immediately scream and stumble back. The first thing she saw was a huge spider. Not huge in the sense that it was just an unusually big bug, no, this thing was easily larger than a person, maybe two. The next thing she noticed was that attached to the spider, where the head would have been, was the top half of a human body, the torso, head, and arms. That too was larger than normal. The third thing she noticed, however, was that the thing’s mouth was open, sharp fangs poking out and that her son was right in front of it.
“Will!”
As soon as they heard the scream, everyone jumped back, snapping their heads to look at the woman. Will stepped away from Eddie, looking at his mom in shock.
“It’s okay mom, he-“
Just then, Hopper, having heard the bloodcurdling scream, bursted through the doorway, gun drawn. He flinched back a bit, seeing the huge spider, but quickly aimed the gun at the perceived threat. The kids were yelling at him to stop, that it was okay, but Hopper didn’t hear any of it. Just before he pulled the trigger, he felt the gun be ripped from his hand, El’s nose now leaking blood. But it was too late. The gun went off and the bullet flew towards Eddie. Steve jumped in front of him, not wanting his friend to get hurt. He cried out, blood exploding from his arm as the bullet buried its way into it.
Eddie rushed forward, catching Steve and inspecting his arm, telling him he was okay. Then his head snapped up to Hopper, an angry expression on his face. He gently placed Steve down, propping him up against the coffee table, and stalked forward towards Hopper. He then proceeded to chew the man out, lots of hissing and threatening involved.
“I swear to god I’m gonna eat you! Look what you did to Steve! I am so going to eat you, I will!”
Hopper stepped back, raising his hands in the air. The other kids were split between also yelling at Hopper, and freaking out about Steve. Joyce seemed to be the only one to have some sense in the situation and rushed off to find the first aid kit. She came back with it, taking some tweezers, and, after disinfecting them, carefully took the bullet out of Steve’s arm. Thankfully, it didn’t go too far in so the wound wasn’t too bad. She then got out the alcohol swabs and turned to Steve.
“This is gonna hurt, okay sweetie?”
“Just do it, okay.”
She swiped it across the wound, Steve flinching at letting out a small noise of pain. She then took the peroxide out and washed the wound out with it. After thoroughly disinfecting, she took out some gauze wrapping and wrapped it around his arm, making sure it was tight enough, but not too tight. After he was properly taken care of, Eddie stopped yelling at Hopper and went over to Steve. He thanked Joyce, and gently picked up the man.
“Eddie, no, I’m fine.”
Steve was promptly ignored, and Eddie started to shove him into his mouth. This was met with many protests from many people, but Steve assured them it was fine and they’d done this before.
“What do you mean, he’s done this before?”
Eddie shot Hopper a glare as if to say ‘this is your fault’, and continued pushing Steve farther in. The others didn’t seem very happy about this, but Steve kept reassuring them.
“It’s fine, I promise. He’s not gonna hurt me, he just wants to keep me safe, even though I told him I’m fine.”
Eddie growled a bit and continued to swallow Steve, the man now up to his waist inside of the drider. He gulped again, sending Steve in up to his knees. Nancy had noped out by then, and Eddie couldn’t exactly blame her. He easily slurped in the rest of Steve’s legs, swallowing them down and sending them into his stomach.
The others looked on in mixed expressions. Some of slight horror, some of amusement, and a few of light curiosity. Eddie ignored all of them and climbed up onto the couch, feeling tired with his belly being full. Some of the people left, Hopper having to leave because every time he tried to get closer, Eddie would growl at him. Some of them stayed, most of the kids sitting around the living room with him. Joyce sat down across from him, forgetting what she needed Will for in the first place.
“Hey, what were you and Will doing when I first got here?”
Eddie pondered for a minute, thinking back to when Joyce came in.
“Oh! I was showing him my fangs, see?”
He opened his mouth wide, fangs on full display for the woman.
“Oh, I see.”
“He wanted to see them.”
“Yeah, mom, it’s fine, he’s not gonna hurt any of us.”
“I know that, Will, I was just asking.”
“Wait, you’re his mom!?” Eddie looked up, a little panicked.
“I’m sorry!”
“Oh don’t worry about it, it’s okay.”
She then looked down and noticed the not-so-greatly sewn on leather sleeves he had. She pointed them out to him.
“Would you like me to fix those for you, sweetie?”
“Fix them? I thought I did a good job…” he looked a little hurt, looking over his sleeves.
“Oh, no! You did a great job, it’s just, uh, there’s a hole in one of them, I thought I could fix it for you.”
“Oh, okay.” Eddie knew she was just trying to make him feel better, but he went along with it anyway.”
“So I’m assuming you’re what Steve wanted to show everyone.”
“Yeah, I don’t really have any other friends so Steve thought I should meet everyone else.”
“Well I’m glad everyone’s getting along.”
“Yeah, me too.”
#eddie munson#safe vore#soft vore#steve harrington#stranger things vore#stranger things#steddie#drider
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Lap Dances for Matt Complete Playlist
I made a full list of lap dance songs for Matt...You didn’t think I only had 5, did you? haha! 😉 I took five songs from this list and came up with five scenarios which is in a separate post...I may even take a few more and come up with scenarios for those, if that’s something anyone is interested in...anyway, I’m rambling again. Here’s the complete list, again I’m older so these songs are from way back and a couple of them are on my other MM playlist. ENJOY!!
Lap Dances For Matt
Naughty Girl - Beyoncé
Kiss - Prince
Closer - NIN
I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
Do Me! - Bell Biv Devoe
Poison - Bell Biv Devoe
Cradle of Love - Billy Idol
Freak Like Me - Adina Howard
Touch Me, Tease Me - Case feat. Foxy Brown
Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Lil’ Kim, Mya
Sweet Dreams - The Eurythmics
Lovegame - Lady Gaga
Make Me - Britney Spears feat. G-Eazy
If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears
I Love Rock N’ Roll - Britney Spears
I’m a Slave for You - Britney Spears
Private Show - Britney Spears
Like a Virgin - Madonna
Hot in Herre - Nelly
Promiscuous - Nelly Furtado
Let Me Blow Your Mind - Eve feat. Gwen Stefani
Bootylicious - Destiny’s Child
How Many Licks - Lil’ Kim (This one is FILTHY, not for the faint at heart)
Turn Me On - Kevin Lyttle
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Tough Lover - Christina Aguilera
But I Am a Good Girl - Christina Aguilera
Show Me How You Burlesque - Christina Aguilera
Dirrty - Christina Aguilera feat. Redman
Bonanza - Akon
Love Me Harder - Ariana Grande & The Weeknd
Uh Huh - B2K
Your Body - Christina Aguilera
Pony - Ginuwine
I Get Lonely - Janet Jackson
If - Janet Jackson
Talk Dirty to Me - Jason Derulo feat. 2 Chainz
Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah) - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Hair Body Face - Lady Gaga
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
Hella Good - No Doubt
Underneath It All - No Doubt
Black Velvet - Alannah Myles (thanks for this one @phoebe-danvers )
Cold Hearted - Paula Abdul
Unskinny Bop - Poison
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
Luv Me, Luv Me- Shaggy feat. Janet Jackson
Red Light Special - TLC
Cherry Pie - Warrant
Rump Shaker - Wrexx-N-Effexx
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
P.I.M.P - 50 Cent
Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Private Show - Britney Spears
Any Time, Any Place - Janet Jackson
Tagging @mindidjarin hope you like this one too! If anyone else wants to be tagged in my ramblings and thoughts, just let me know! I appreciate your kind words, it means so much to me❤💕💖
One more thing, some of these aren’t exactly lap dance songs per se, as much as they are smexy songs you dance to while you two are at home together and you wanna have some fun with him
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A shave?! Are you trying to KILL us?
(bb I luv u ❤️)
TIDAL I LOVE YOU
so, as you know, i try not to plan ahead very much & just go where the prompts go.... BUT when i was first freaking out about this au with @look-i-love-u , the shave was brought up almost immediately because THINK ABOUT IT:
mickey with a straight razor (hey @crossmydna)
mickey with a straight razor breathing on ian's cheek
ian feeling the fear of being in such an intimate & vulnerable position & also the wildly overwhelming eroticism of being shaved by mickey with a straight razor
ian having the auditory experience of being shaved by mickey with a straight razor
TL;DR: MICKEY WITH A STRAIGHT RAZOR
ps. i kind of already slipped in the straight razor, as it is my belief that mickey is fully showing off for ian & therefore is using it in creative, fanciful & far too over the top ways, like shaving the back of his neck, just smoothing out all of those little, curly baby hairs that cover a light dusting of freckles.... but anyway yeah, more straight razor! xx
#more straight razor is the new more cowbell#i will not be accepting questions at this time#or criticisms#anyway i am wild on a wednesday#ALSO I AM GETTING MY HAIRCUT TODAY#aslkglksdaghalskh#my first one since started this blessed & cursed au#thank goodness it's my friend & hair dresser of 10 years lolol#should i tell her about barber!mickey 😏#tidal i love you babe#barber!mickey my sweet#shaggy!ian my pet#ask bee#answered
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I REMEMBER BEING UP WHEN BLEND+ DROPPED AND lMMEDIATELY MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HIM DOING THST TO THE FOOD &/OR THE DRINKS 😭 ... for when I sent it, it was either that or aphrodisiacs but the 2nd is sooo cliche I just thought hed pull an Oh are you not feeling well? I'll take care of you (＾＾) thing. The cinamonroll idea is so fuckedddd but cute...In a way........Thats so weird to say but its a sweet treat you know! But depraved because hes feedinf you that without you knowing. he has an attachment to you since you come so frequently to the heart aid cafe and he couldnt resist.. Gwaaahhh!!!! tsumu has so much degen potential from almost every angle its unreal!!!! Hes so versatile ♡
He literally would be one of those big fluffy dogs if he was an actual dog and as a dogboy I know his tail would be so fluffy and hed be such a needy loyal puppyy hes been shown to love to follow people around like a dog for their sake knowingly anyways...
Papa mugi... he calls himself soras papa AND hiyoris papa AND leo makes a joke about him being a father, too!? Theres no way it isnt real. And its not like he doesnt know it isnt bad his moral compass is just so skewed!!!! He doesnt gaf!!!!!! Its a display of love after all...? He didnt get enough of it as a child anyways so its not like his idea of it wouldnt be a bit messed up. Theres just something about, even not in this case just in general, tsumu not being able to help himself and giving into urges. People may think hes a sub but hes so obvis a switch (pun intended)
Bless I hardly get to talk about this kind of stuff... ゜・(ノД`)・゜but lets all love mugi. His remorselessness makes him so interesting people act like its a reason not to like him and he has been learning but I like when hes a weird freak too and at his core hes still messed up
HELPP WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME IDEAZ 4 BLEND+ MUGI, I WAS THINKIN EITHER CUM ON FOOD OR APHRODISIACZ!!! LMFAO HE'D HAVE 0 SHAME AT ALL FOR LITERALLY CUMMIN INSIDE OF A CUSTOMER'Z FOOD.... OMFGG IMAGINE IF LIKE HE DOES THE THING WHERE LIKE AT CAFÉZ U SOMETIMEZ GIVE UR EMAIL ++ ADDRESS SO THEY SEND U COUPONZ + HE USES THAT 2 HIS ADVANTAGE ++ SO BLATANTLY STALKZ U.... (≧▽≦)
ORORORRRR if like ur a new customer 2 the heart aid cafe, + get stood up on a date ++ he takes the heart aid part so literally + triez 2 get with u acting so like!! KYAAAA > < big titty silly guy!! like he usually does LMFAOOO but secretly he'z likee plottin so much deprived shit!!!! (＾▽＾)
HE DOESSS HIM ++ RINNE R LIKE THE MOST DEPRIVED I S2GGGG IT'S SO FUN 2 WRITE ABT THEM BOTH BECAUSE U CAN PUT THEM IN2 ANY FUCKED UP SCENARIO + THEY CLICK PERFECTLY IN2 PLACE HEHE!!!
YESSS HE REMINDZ ME SM OF AN OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG FSR??? LIKE THEYRE SO FUCKIN FLUFFY THEIR HAIR COVERZ THEIR EYES THEY'RE SO SILLY.... ++ DOGBOY MUGI WOULD BE SOOOOO NEEDY .... You'd sit down and next thing you know he's between ur legs, tail hitting the floor as he restz his hairs on ur thighs, just beggin 4 attention ++ probably sniffin away between ur thighz!!! ++ if he could, he'd follow u EVERYWHEREEE no escape from ur clingy puppy who adorez u above anythin else !!!!
++ LMFAO MUGI DILF CODED YET HE DRESSES SO MILF CORE IN THOSE CARDIGANZ + STUFF... get a man who can do both, HE REALLY IS A SWITCH (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ HEHEZ It'd be so funny if he like came in2 ES w his innocent daughter who he had groomed in2 normalisin everything (like DILF Rinne) ++ Like so blatantly kissez her not fuckin caring if ppl r like. JAW DROP!!!! wtf MUGI!!! THATZ INCEST!! he'z just like teehee oopz > <!!!! then do it again LMFAO
I LUV HIM BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKED UP MORALZ TBH... he'z such a sadist (or is it machocist??? I confuse them both smz LMFAO) like w what happened w eichi, anyone would just stop being friendz w eichi after he so blatantly used them, but as far as I know???? Mugi is still close 2 him? might b wrong I haven't read many ! era storiez just have a loose grasp weepzweepz!!! But also w natsume 2... he must fuckin adorez being fucked w/???? LMFAO he's such a critter... I wanna put him under a microscope++ analyse himmm :333!!!
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OMG HELLO BAEKSSS!!!
It has been such a long time 😭
I have SAUR much to tell you!
Ok first of all let's start with how I got a part time job as a second year student and 😭 THERE'S THIS GUY THERE AND MY FREAKING MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND HIS BEAUTY! Like istg he looks like a mix of yunho and soobin?? His lips are an exact copy of soobin's! (Don't ask why il abt his lips-) And obviously he's so tall. (The part-time job is at a restaurant btw) and when I tell you he's probably the reason so many people even come to that restaurant like I'm not saying all of them but I'm sure half the portion of them high school girls 😭 but I kinda feel lonely there since I'm bad at socialising but dw I'm working on that.
My phone just acted up- anyways, it acted up again 😭 so I was saying i read those asks regarding the whole ff thing. And y'all aren't wrong, Bcz these days the plot is porn 😃. I mean have you seen those fic with tons of warning at hand that's just a collection of kinks 😭 and the whole bsf's dad trope??? Like atp y'all require grass! Or maybe a whole dang rainforest!
But other than that I reread your fics just to feel something 🥹 and yes I'm positive I felt something Bcz now I'm lovesick. Someone send me my Mr Park, my bg, MY DUKEEE 😭 oh I also dedicated one song to each of the hwa fics, (even tho I've read the other members fics, ...hwa just hits diff.) Okokok! Pls don't judge my music taste tho 😩 [the way I said one nd gv out a whole playlist smh]
Rewrite the stars- if I didn't put rewrite the stars, the greatest showman I'd be considered a criminal! You belong with me too!!
The trouble with hating you- ok ok so Polaroid love for the whole happy moments but then she's in the rain by The Rose for when hwa breaks yn's heart and aurora (Ateez)
Mr and Mrs park- MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL 😩 Britney spearsss and i discovered a new song that's called "old love" by Yuji and boi, i get flashbacks to that confession scene! Bambi (baekhyun), mhm (kai) and peaches were made for this, OK HEAR ME OUT FILTER BY JIMIN-
Duke and the general- I GOT SO MANY!!
- day and night (Jung seung hwan)
-But it's destiny (10cm)
-breaking down (Ailee)
-lover (TS)
-My everything (Ariana Grande)
I could go on-
Khronos- Tears, trauma o wait one last time by Ariana, young and beautiful Lana del rey, stay with me (chanyeol and punch) all about you (Ateez) euphoria too
Just friends- ohhh lemme whip my nsfw song playli-
-circus (Britney mother spears)
-Angel eyes (ABBA)
-into you (Ariana)
- they don't know about us (1D)
- luxurious (Gwen Stefani)
- pillow talk (Zayn) AHEM-
- love talk (wayv) AHEEMMM
-cream soda (exo) aiahwjahsjsj
-Candy (baekhyun) AGH-
Ok but in the end we never knew if yn and hwa got married but like imagine if they had decided to and they hv their kids! Like the leading models get married and just think THE VISUAL hwayoung would hv (I mean I obv don't mean I'm the yn 😭) and then yn takes her for a red carpet or something when she's like 9 or 10 and then we see hwayoung directly after like 10 yrs and everyone is shocked Bcz she has the genes of her mother with the personality of her father THAT'D BE SO DOPE!
Let's not fall in love again- OK GET READY FOR THIS!
-Everytime (chen, punch)
-love sight (TXT)
-I think I'm in love again (kat dahlia) I love the irony, Bcz I also know this is what went thru hwa's brain
- I will go to you like the first snow (Ailee)
- love me like that (Sam Kim)
Bodyguard- but idk why I'd like to put some 00's nd 10s songs here bcz....it's just the vibe!
-OMG I WANT IT THT WAY 😭😭 idkw but it fits acc to me
- you drive me crazy (Britney again...I luv her sm :') )
- all of me (John legend)
- dandelions (ruth b)
- serendipity (jimin)
-a lot like love (baek a yoon)
Somehow bg's ones are kinda soft? Idk 😭but yeah this was fun to do! I love doing these things for ffs, like you'd do with movies or novels! And i hope you enjoy these too 😩🤧 anyways it's like 1:00 AM, and my phone screen feels a little too bright for my eyes 😭 gnn and bye hope you're taking care of yourselves! 💕💕💕
HELLO t’s been a while!!
omg???? a part time AND at a restaurant as a second year student?? swap places right now idc idc idc & OH??? that’s a very interesting thing u shared, when r we making the moves 🔫 chaerss u have a very y/n job, you gotta bring out your y/n-ness in these situations like ITS NEARING THE HOLIDAYS U NEVER KNOW
ur correct, i was scrolling thru some atz fics yesterday to see abt to read and all the disclaimers were: angry, handcuffs, pissed off reader x pissed off member or name calling or every kink in existence what happened to HI?? HELLO??? A RAINFOREST LMFAOOO,,, crying u guys r so nice it makes me so happy to see that u guys really enjoy the fics to the whole 😭😭 i will be back pls im defrosting!!
LMFAOOOO OKAY IM READY BC I ALSO HAD MY LISTS FROM WHEN I WROTE THESE FICS!! omg the rewrite the stars one is absolutely correct, it’s what i listened to every time i wrote that fic!
omg wait ur kinda right that fits the trouble w hating u,, i used classic by mkto for the funsies! WAIT FUCK THAT CRIMINAL FITS MR AND MRS PARK SO WELL FHWKDHWKHDKW I ALSO USED HIM & I BY HALSEY AND GEASY & IM YOURS BY ISABEL LAROSA!! duke and his general never had a song lost but i agree with everything up there 🤚🏻
omg khronus??? i used moon lovers ost the most, my love my lee hi and davichi’s songs, insterstellar BUT YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL??? KILL ME RIVHT NOW FJWKFHEK this was my playlist for khronus
WAIT THEY DONT KNOW ABOUT US WAS A BODYGUARD HWA SONG + you & i FBWKDHK,,, just friends had the most fashion and nsfw songs, the weeknd, just friends by virginia to vegas, say it right nelly furtado, rich girl by gwen stefani, i like me better lauv, OH PILLOW TALK??? 👀 omg no bc i have a whole universe for them and ur right on track no bc imagine the two top models of the industry getting married like??? crazy i know the kids would be crazy tall too and the GENES??? wow i will draft a fic just u wait
STOP THAT LETS NOT FALL IN LOVE IS SO ACCURATE STOP IT FBKWBDKS IM IN LOVE AGAIN WAS MY SHIT!
omg no i love these i love hearing the thoughts on the different stories & what ppl think their future would be like esp for just friends, the entire industry at their wedding??? iM THERE hope u had a good sleep!! thank u for sending this in 💓
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again i'm sorry if i'm overwhelming u. i put so much energy on this haha
yuyu and boo as delinquents/mean girls iyw<3 while &team hyung line are in the students council?? i feel sorry for maknae line, i never include them in my stories. they could be random nerds tho. one day they have the bad luck of meeting u cause it ends with a fight, u win against them ofc~ also love at first sight!! (or should i say fight?) hear me out… u start making silly rumors about them, what could go wrong? u realize something's wrong cause everyone starts to bully u worse than those silly rumors
the scene where the girl (lets say it’s us cause we’re delusional) is chasing &team AND getting chased in the mv made me thought of that.
-boo anon
i freaking love this 🥲🥲 delinquents!au.. this got me some feels </3 they should've been in the same school as me HAHA- why do I find your words rlly hilarious about the maknae line tho?? 😭😭 they're babies for a reason, all they need is fluff and marshmallows <3 ngl tho if someone bully me, i would've smash their head to the wall I don't take shit from everyone anyways for the story's sake, i am very invested in being chased by &team hyung line 😮💨😮💨
hide and seek (yandere) has to be the most thrilling part ever for me lol- oh boo your mini stories/ideas I luv them 😭😭
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DAY = made 🥹 LIFE = PERFECT 💓 IM = HAPPY when i see ur message every time without fail !!! sorry it’s taken me so terribly long to get back to you my vacation has come to an end but these final days have been so exhausting so they have also put me even further from responding to u so u can only imagine ive been feeling bc i haven’t been able to talk to u :((( BUT OMG we are so similar we think alike its a little too convenient huh *presents u a ring* hehe i will be jjirit-jjirit-jjirit-jjirit-ing and i wanna know-know-know-know-ing all the way to my grave haha omg also the nostalgia for those songs!!! the memories it evokes from when it came out they’re so tender thank u for reawakening that for me !! and ahhh so glad u enjoyed and appreciated the parts u talked about (i get heart eyes listening to u talk about the things u love) the feel my rhythm video as much as i did <333 the story and the orchestra i freaking love classical versions and classical music i ate that version uppp haha AND ahh i love finding more txt content and like that i allowed u to see more content nono i owe u mine for the joy you’ve given me !!!!!!!! and gosh those contacts make him so incredibly 👁👁 i luv it beomgyu’s a pretty boy <3 “tyun acting like blinking is a limited resource that needs to be used sparingly” that made me laugh so hard oh njnvjejnjknfjk ur so funny 🥺 but truly!!!!!! i think taehyun is as close to perfect as possible its insane oh gosh he makes me swoon~~~~~ OMG I LOVE MOA DIARY!!!! (moa moa, moa moa~~) omg i had to go back and watch that bc i didn’t even catch that :0000 i love that !!! aw what a sweet song to have that memory (if that made anyyy sense) i think my fav dance practice might be poppin star its so very short but its my favorite colors that they’re wearing and it’s my fav song and i didn’t know it existed so i was pleasantly surprised one day when i found it <333 sorry i talk so much >< ( wait i just noticed i apologized that previously and you reassured me in this message that made me tear up a bit, im very touched by this) but OMG YES I CRY TO THOSE TWO! + wishlist (and did i tell u i sob like a child to nap of a star) my friends call me weird for it but hey txt has such a powerful impact on my emotions what can we say!! i love how txt’s songs has so many levels and the sound can evoke a far different feeling from the lyrics and vice versa and the contradictions say more ugh theyre so brilliant and amazing !!! and omg no it makes sense that no one would think to put tea in their milk or the other way around haha my culture (?) doesn’t do that either but it dilutes the tea in a nice way for me ( ◜‿◝ ) it also depends on the tea for me but it really is up to your own tastes haha !! oo well sadly it triggers my anxiety pretty badly which is sad bc i love matcha lattes :”) and OH YM GOODNESSS! thats so crazy bc you’d think it would have the opposite reaction haha sorry that was an awful experience for u :( AHHHHHHH stop ur toooooooo kind to me what th heck thats soooo mjf?!?@>$!#$@>% i could cry (im really thankful for u saying this, if i ever take advantage or not let u know how thankful i am, i will feel like i have failed u) hehe anyway~~ why can’t it just snow automatically when its winter 😭😭😭 snow is associated with childhood now so the lack of snow feels so personal and hurtful (jk but still </333) YASS , my peace = talking to you <333 can’t wait beffie !!! but please take ur time, do things on ur time and pace ok <3~~~ HELLO??? ur not boring at all, ur the furthest from boring 🥺 hey at least u dont get scared from them haha or do jump scares affect u ?:0 like taehyun haha or are u more beomgyu about them ^^ OMG ATLA!!!!!!! that is such HIGH QUALITY, godtier work <3 i haven’t seen it since i was younger or in primary school but i remember being so emotionally invested in it and there was/is always something to talk about ugh its so amazing impeccable taste i could hear u talk about it for forever ~~~ (ur not stupid ok!! do not say that about my bff 😾🫶🏼) [1/2]
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How They Cuddle
karasuno x reader
warning(s): none ! :)
a/n: some sweet luv for the hq boys :) I’m planning on doing a part for the other fandoms I write for too - aot, bnha, & jjk - as well as the rest of the hq teams/characters - so keep an eye out if you’d like! And as always I love interacting w you guys :) feel free to leave comments/flood my inbox :D!
characters: daichi, asahi, sugawara, nishinoya, tanaka, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kageyama, hinata, yachi, & kiyoko
Daichi
He’s a hugger for sure! If you’re on your phone, or reading, or doing anything before bed he’s snuggling up behind you and resting his head on your shoulder to watch what you’re doing - he’s nosey like that. Anyways, being the big spoon is a very convenient cuddling position for that, and he gets to wrap you up and hold you close <3
Through the night though he slowly scoots down off his pillow in his sleep, so when you wake up his face is nuzzled into the middle of your upper back with his arms still squeezing around your midsection so tight you know you’d have to wake him up to get him to let go 😭 he’s also for sure a light snorer, but it’s ok he makes up for it by being cute or whtv 🙄
Asahi
Another spooner! He’s not particularly bias to being the big or little spoon but he just can’t face you 😭
There’s a few reasons: 1) it makes him freak out and it’s like he can feel your eyes on him even if they’re closed. He’ll be constantly peeking one eye open to look at your face and he’s half scared he’s gonna open them and you’re gonna be staring at him like 👁👁 LMAO
2) the breath on his face tickles too much and will eventually start to irritate him and he gets pouty cause it makes it tough to sleep
And 3) what if he’s making a weird face in his sleep and you wake up to see it 😭
So spooning for the win it is
Sugawara
I don’t think he’d be a big fan of being held, it makes him feel too claustrophobic and he’d feel kinda bad moving you off of him if he had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night :( I also think he tosses n turns a bit while sleeping so holding him wouldn’t be the best option anyways, however!
He likes touching/lightly intertwining legs - one reason is because you can kind of get away with it from any angle but still find a comfortable position that suits you, the other reason is because his feet get cold in the middle of the night and this is the easiest way to steal your warmth
Nishinoya
Ok ok, so I know it’s cliche - but I do think he’s a teensy bit too excited for bedtime cuddles! Not in a restless way, he’s just too excited with the act of actually cuddling you, like every time. Day cuddles are different! When the two of you have some alone time and he’s snuggled up with you on the couch, leaving a bunch of kisses (his favorite are Eskimo kisses), periodically grabbing your face so your lips pucker and leaving a dramatic kiss there after he talks about how cute you are (“oh my god you’re so adorable I could crush you ☹️🥺”), and then squeezing you so tight sometimes your back even cracks, it’s fine! You’re not trying to sleep so it’s just sweet Noya doting on you - but you can see how this would be a problem when y’all are tryna get some shut eye 😭
Solution: back to back, but touching so you can still feel each other’s closeness <3, bonus: every time Noya becomes aware your guys’ butts are touching he giggles and wiggles a little until you remind him it’s time to sleep 😭
Tanaka
Ok but he needs to have a hand on your ass and not even in a sexual way 😪🤚🏼 he just grabs on naturally or rests his hand there and sometimes lovingly pats it when he kisses your cheek before either going back to falling asleep or being on his phone or smth :)
He also loves burying his face in your neck, it just feels so soothing to him and he also finds your smell so relaxing and makes him feel all warm inside! Like when he sees you after a long day he loves wrapping you up in a big hug and leaving kisses in the crook of your neck and burying his face there cause he just missed you sm <3
Yamaguchi
Very much like Hinata he also adores being intertwined with you!! He finds it particularly comforting with your face buried in his chest or neck while he has his legs wrapped up with yours. He thinks it’s the best position to lean down and press a kiss to the top of your head (his favorite kind of sweet kiss), which he always does right before he feels himself drifting off to sleep.
He also likes rubbing your back/neck this way until you fall asleep, or while you talk about anything you wanna talk about. Waking up this way is also his favorite, and if you guys have moved in your sleep, you bet he’s pulling you back into a hug. He periodically squeezes you in his arms, leaves feather light kisses to your shoulder, runs his hands up and down your back, sure you probably won’t be asleep for much longer now with all this movement, but he just can’t help it with how sweet you look sleeping! Don’t worry though he’ll keep up the soothing while you wake up and talk about your dreams and what you want for breakfast :)!
Tsukishima
Not much of a cuddly guy throughout the day but when bedtime rolls around you bet your ass he’s expecting some kind of physical affection. His favorite is when he lays on his back with his arm out so you can nuzzle into his side, and once you’re all comfortable he wraps said arm around you to pull you in close.
Your favorite is when he runs his hand up and down your side or draws little designs with his fingers on any exposed skin. His favorite is when you bring your face up to rest in the crook of his neck or rest your head on his chest, any light kisses you leave or the breath that puffs out of you and hits his neck every now and then never fails to give him goosebumps and make him blush.
Kageyama
I don’t think he’s particularly ~stiff cuddling with you but I definitely think it’s not his forte when it comes to bed time! He just finds a comfortable spot - usually on his side or back - and that’s that! He’s found it and is gonna be out in approximately 2 minutes, but he does love feeling you in bed next to him :(
A good compromise he’s decided is reaching his hand out next to him him so he can hold onto your hand while he sleeps, or being the little spoon! It actually feels super comforting to him to feel you all cuddled up to his back and keeping him warm no matter if you’re bigger or smaller than him <3 he also loves the way he has to pry your arms off of him when he has to get up in those early mornings, or the way he feels your face squish up against his back sometimes, he just loves you.
Hinata
He definitely gets hot in his sleep but he love love loves cuddling with you, so you’ll always start off wrapped up in each other somehow. Usually face to face with your legs intertwined cause he thinks talking to each other about any and everything is a good way to wind down before bed - and I mean anything. Sometimes it’s just him asking you odd questions he’s been thinking about recently before one of you remembers you can google it
But no matter how you two fall asleep at first, you always wake up clinging onto his sprawled out body (probably because he’s kicked the blanket onto the floor and you got chilly in your sleep) or far away from him with all the blanket to yourself as he peacefully snores beside you <3
Yachi
Play with her hair and she’s KNOCKED 100%! She also loves either holding you or being held, but there’s got to be SOME kind of holding going on for her heart to feel full <333
She’s also the queen of surprise hugs from behind once you’ve been together for a fair bit and she feels more comfy being publicly affectionate with you! And if you do the same to her it never fails to make her smile or cover her face cause she’s blushing from surprise
“(Y/n)!! You startled me!” And now you have a very excited & giggly gf 😽😽
Kiyoko
I personally see her as a pretty religious back sleeper so the most ideal position is you in her side or you laying between her legs while she holds you and your head is resting on her chest. PERSONALLY she prefers the second one but she leaves it up to you <3
She just thinks it’s most ideal how she could reach down and trace her fingers lightly on the side of your face; or play with your hair if she’s able to; or rub your neck, back, and shoulders to ease any stress from your day. She’s a big giver of private affection and thinks it’s so cute when you’re so tuckered out you she wakes up with a little drool on her shirt. Not to mention your weight and warmth is super comforting to her ! And even if she wouldn’t admit it, she likes being able to use not wanting to move and wake you as an excuse to get 5 more minutes of you cuddling with her.
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