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#Oli's face IS sending me tho
han-merlin · 7 months
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I will either be posting every 20 seconds tonight, or you literally won't hear from me for the next 4 working days. There is no in between.
I am not prepared. NUFC keep posting Sandro everywhere, Theo is too depressed and has been half-assing training exercises properly, Oli is scared of footballs, and I am NOT. PREPARED.
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indiaalphawhiskey · 2 years
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i am sending this to you but it doesn’t mean i want you to write something like this.. think of it as a manifest to the universe… im just manifesting you see 🕯 it would be awesome if universe answered my prayers with you tho 👀👀
Hahahaha! This is very, very cute!
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I can already imagine it —
Louis sneaks into “Oli’s” room (he’s a bit drunk, so he’d gotten the floors mixed up) to scare him, creeps up beside the sleeping form, yells in his face… and sends the poor stranger into a full blown asthma attack.
PR nightmare! A profusely apologetic Louis immediately whisks Harry away to the A&E in the dead of night because he feels so incredibly bad, and refuses to leave his side even though Harry really is totally and 100% okay, he promises, and is actually just mortified Louis caught him sleeping in his vintage One Direction pajama bottoms (that he, of course, is still wearing in the Emergency Room because thus is Harry’s life).
They talk. They eat. Harry gets invited to sit in the VIP box as another apology. He agrees. There’s a shoutout to the audience at the concert the next day:
“Glasgooooow! I’m not gonna lie, I’m completely knackered right now. Was me own fault though. I was a massive dick ‘ead last night and had to take the cutest fuckin’ thing to the A&E.”
Harry startles, as Louis looks straight at him… and winks.
“‘Opefully our second date is a lot less dramatic, ‘eh?”
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daz4i · 2 years
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4, 31, 33? 👀
thank you friend and sorry for the late reply!!!! 🖤🖤
4. what are you looking forward to?
oh fuck uuuuuuuuuhhhhh i guess nothing atm! at least nothing concrete time-wise heh (more like concepts like "when i get my shit together and finish x project" sort of thing)
31. 3 random facts
ok i'm assuming this is facts abt me and not in general bc it's a get to know me ask meme. so:
i really like prime numbers. they're very cool to me and i feel calmer when like, the volume is sitting at a prime number, and counting prime numbers in my head sometimes helps me calm down from panic attacks and the likes (stole that method from the curious incident of the dog in the night-time bc it's great and does work)
i have a lovely and annoying cat you've probably seen if you've followed me for more than like a week lol. his name is oli and he's gonna turn 9 in august ^_^ he has anxiety but he's very nice usually. but only to me he's very much a dick to other people and some of my friends and family hate him bc he's an asshole and i love him very much
i took a course in makeup so technically i know more abt makeup than i probably should as someone who doesn't wear it lol. it's been a few years tho so i'm VERY rusty and i only got the theoretical knowledge in my brain and definitely can't translate it into action lol, tried putting lipstick on my friend and ended up covering too much of his face in it. rip. but it's still cool to be knowledgable abt it!
33. something you want to learn
god i wanna learn to play bass 🥺 or how to make music/write lyrics tbh. or go back to learning to play drums. just any practical part of music related stuff really aksjdffhgfh
send some numbers? 👀
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gsa0xg8 · 1 year
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50 days
I'll see you "next month". in 50 days.
50 days, and I'll hear your voice, and I will be able to see you without a screen in between. I'll have you in my house, and, maybe, I'll be brave enough to kiss you, hold your hand and touch you.
It's good to know you're excited. I'm too. I'm not letting myself get carried away too much because you still don't have the fuckin' tickets, but soon, right? And you will get them. And for once, I will stop worrying that it's all just a (cruel) joke.
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I'm trying to imagine the first minute. I want to pick you up from the airport and wait for you there. I know this place, so I know where I will stand. And I think I'll bring Foxy with me, and I hope you'll get yours.
You'll cross that gate, all tall and hairy, and probably tired. Wearing a hat, obviously. Knowing you, you'll have my flannel on, that you'll just leave with me, instead of sending it, like you were supposed to do months ago. It's okay tho. I know you love it.
But, yea. Okay. You're there and I see you. You see me. And I'm gonna smile like a maniac because I always smile when I look at you. It's gonna be you in person, so it's gonna be me in the happiest version that ever existed. I'll cover my cheeks with my hands because they'll go red, I know it. And I won't believe it's finally you, here.
You will take those few last steps, and I will shake my head like I always do when I can't process my surroundings. But I will smile all the time, so you will know it's all good.
I want to hug you and I believe it's gonna be the first thing I'll do, before even opening my mouth. Then I'll probably say something like "I can't believe you're finally here". Or just "Hi Oli". And then I will giggle because that's what I do when I'm nervous. I'm not sure we will kiss then because you might be nervous too. It's okay, we can do all that later. But yes, that hug. I want to hear your heartbeat. I will try to take your hand, while looking at you, to make sure you're alright with it. Okay, I will definitely hope for that kiss. Can be quick, nothing spectacular, you know? Just a simple straightforward kiss. I know, that if it would be a longer kiss, I'd put my hand on you. Left hand, just above waistline. And I would have to climb on my toes because you are so much taller than me. Then I would move my hand up, to touch your face. Well, beard. Just around your ear. And I would trace that area with two of my fingers. Yes. And you should be able to see the sparks in my eyes and steam coming out of my ears.
M-hm. That yours M-hm. That I hear every time you're in a very good mood, munching something. Yes.
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medicatedpiss · 6 years
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Just a reminder that me and my cat are the same person (He/him)
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missjmelville · 3 years
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Top 5 favorite 9-1-1 episodes anddd go!
Good morning! Thank you again for another lovely ask! 😘
In order of season aired because I’m just going through and picking the eps.
1. S01E07 Full Moon - we have Buck rescuing that little girl from the claw machine, talking about how everyone goes wild on the full moon and dealing with a whole room of pregnant ladies. The weird zombie guy and then of course the tapeworm scene. Just so much Buck in this ep and it’s fun but also some serious bits.
2. S02E01 Under Pressure - I love the opening of this ep, the song, the montage, Bobby and Athena sneaking kisses between the trucks. But of course the most important is the introduction of Eddie. Buck’s macho posturing most of the ep until Eddie praises him and he becomes putty and looks at Eddie Like That ™️. And of course the iconic line that started this all, “you can have my back any day”.
3. S03E02 Sink or Swim & S03E03 The Searchers - I feel like these need to be counted together on account of being a two-parter. My favourite part in the beginning is how we find out this Chris and Buck day is part of Eddie’s plan to “buck up Buck” and the text exchange we see briefly where Eddie calls Buck buddy and Buck sends that adorable selfie of him and Chris eating pancakes. Then of course all the rest, the angst, the drama, Buck frantically searching for Chris. The fact he doesn’t give up until Chris is found safe, even if for a moment he thought he’d lost him for good. Then there’s this tweet from Oli that even tho he deleted lives in my head rent free.
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4. S03E18 What’s Next - I really loved this as a season finale, some drama and Buck in peril again, Eddie getting super jealous when Abby makes a reappearance. But my favourite of this ep is just the entire party scene at the end where they’re all being such giant dorks and I feel like most of it was the cast having fun as themselves but seeing Eddie and Buck let loose and have fun together is everything.
5. S04E14 Survivors - while there are so many episodes I love in S4, this one is my favourite. We get Buck once again going through it, but persevering for Chris’s sake. Living at Eddie’s and taking care of Chris, constantly bringing up the fact Eddie isn’t with them and how much it affects the team, ie Buck misses his partner. The absolute joy on Buck’s face when he sees Eddie is awake, the whole scene where Eddie calls him Evan and tells him how he’s changed his will so Buck gets custody if Eddie dies. You can’t tell me they’re not in love. Then the look Buck gets when they get home and Eddie hugs Chris, pure unadulterated joy.
There are so many more eps I’d want to add here but these are the ones I thought of first when going through all the episodes.
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eightcurioussouls · 5 years
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CHAPTER 11: SNOWY TERRAIN.
(( small warning- one of these kids will die, frisk will reload tho, dw ))
    The next area didn't seem so bad- a haphazardly-made sentry station was the only thing that rests within it, Olivia had quickly hopped over to inspect it, and burst into laughter, causing Victor to wander over and look at it himself, and he sighed, shaking his head, “Papyrus left a note.” Was all he said, taking Oli’s hand and carrying on, the others following.
    The next area held a much better looking sentry station, and Olivia broke away from Victor to head closer, almost jumping away at the monster that pops up.
    “Did something move?”
    Olivia almost gasps.
    “Was it my imagination?”
    No, it couldn’t be, could it?
    “I can only see moving things. If something WAS moving, for example, a human…”
    The girl stood in place, staring dumbfounded at the dog monster. Dog. Puppy. Pet puppy?
    “I’ll make sure it NEVER moves again!”
    Olivia was pulled into battle, a grin on her face as she watched the monster move.
    ⚫ Doggo blocks the way!
    She goes to pet, looking curious.
    ⚫ Doggo is too suspicious of your movements.
    “Don’t move an inch!” He barks, and he sends out an attack- a knife, as blue as her SOUL- it collides with it, but no damage is taken.
    Oli did look a little surprised at that.
    ⚫ Doggo can’t seem to find anything.
    Oli’s fingers twitch as she dives for the pet option, small hands beginning to pet the dog monster, he suddenly seemed oddly surprised, beginning to shout “PET?” as well as a few other words.
    Another attack happens, Oli doesn’t move for it.
    ⚫ Doggo has been pet.
    She notices the name in yellow- being quick to spare the dog from her merciless ticklefingers.
     Once out of battle, the dog seemed, as Victor would say, shooketh, “S-s-s-something pet me… something isn’t m-m-moving… I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!” He ducks into his station, and Oli looked at the others, grinning.
    After that debacle (and Victor asking, ‘do dogs think of treats as weed?’), they head onwards.
    The next area greeted them with Sans! Victor dies a little on the inside. “hey,” he calls out to them, “here’s something important to remember.” Diction raises an eyebrow curiously at that, “Oh?” “my brother has a very special attack.” He started, “if you see a blue attack, don’t move and it won’t hurt you.” “Fuckin’ gathered that.” Victor grumbled.
    “here’s an easy way to keep it in mind, imagine a stop sign. when you see a sign, you stop, right? stop signs are red. so imagine a blue stop sign instead. simple, right? when fighting, think about blue stop signs.” He stated, Gracie gave a nod, “Right, thank you.” She murmured. During all of this, Frisk had headed upwards, coming back with a small fistful of snow, they gave the others a nod, and they carry on.
    They come across a flat piece of land- and the two skeletons- Victor narrowed his eyes, “Wasn’t he just- what the fuck??” He muttered, Diction sighed, “Let’s not question it.” He replied.
     “YOU’RE SO LAZY!!! YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!” Papyrus boomed, earning a grin from Andres- loud noises, his favourite. Sans shrugged at him, smiling as usual, “i think that’s called… sleeping.” He responded, “EXCUSES, EXCUSES!” The taller skeleton stated, and finally took notice of the group, “OH-HO! THE HUMANS ARRIVE!” He exclaimed, Andres giggled softly.
    “IN ORDER TO STOP YOU… MY BROTHER AND I CREATED SOME PUZZLES!” He stated, “I THINK YOU WILL FIND THIS ONE… QUITE SHOCKING!!” The kids all look at each other, oh no.
    “FOR YOU SEE, THIS IS THE INVISIBLE… ELECTRICITY MAZE!! WHEN YOU TOUCH THE WALLS OF THIS MAZE, THIS ORB WILL ADMINISTER A HEARTY ZAP!” He holds out a blue sphere, “SOUND LIKE FUN?? BECAUSE! THE AMOUNT OF FUN YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE, IS ACTUALLY RATHER SMALL I THINK.” He rubs his jaw with a gloved hand, Andres already looked really excited! He doesn’t know why, but that sounded great. “OK, YOU CAN GO AHEAD NOW.”
    The kids look between each other again, not noticing how Andres stepped into the maze, only realising too late-
    ZAP.
    Andres covered his mouth, stumbling back as Papyrus got shocked. The skeleton stood for a few seconds, before-
    “SANS! WHAT DID YOU DO?!” “i think one’a the humans have to hold the orb.” “OH, OKAY.” The kids watch as the tall skeleton shuffles through the maze, noticing the tracks he left behind before he carefully places the orb on the ridge of Andres’ cowboy hat, “HOLD THIS PLEASE.” He chirped, and headed back.
   “OKAY, TRY NOW!” He called, and Andres looked at the floor, retracing his steps carefully, the others begin to follow suit, like a conga line, again.
    Once out of there, Papyrus gapes, “INCREDIBLE!! YOU SLIPPERY SNAILS!” Andres giggled at that, “YOU SOLVED IT SO EASILY… TOO EASILY!” Victor goes to open his mouth to tell him about the footprints, but Gracie’s stare causes him to cease, “HOWEVER!” Papyrus continues, “THE NEXT PUZZLE WILL NOT BE SO EASY!! IT IS DESIGNED BY MY BROTHER, SANS!” He gestures to the other skeleton, “YOU WILL SURELY BE CONFOUNDED! I KNOW I AM! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!” He then proceeds to moonwalk away, Victor just, stared, “He better teach me how to do that.” This entire time, Frisk had been chatting to Sans, too, they seemed to be talking about a costume, once they were done, the children carried onwards.
    Cason had rushed off to the nearby vendor within the area, almost excited, he bought four items from them before coming back to the others and passing them out, “We can share them- there’s two of them on each treat.” He exclaimed, showing the Bisicle to the group. Frisk gave a soundless chuckle, and the group spent a few minutes figuring out the nearby Ball Game, too, especially since Frisk had nabbed the red flag for the game- they took note of their virtues, the traits that define them- and Diction glanced to Frisk, “Y’know… they don’t really have a name for your SOUL.” He stated softly, curious, Frisk shrugged, and signed to him, ‘Most people call it Determination. It’s not the real name, but it’s something we generally accept.’ Diction nods to that. And they head on again.
    “HUMANS!!!” Papyrus yells as they walk up, “I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR…” He stares at the ‘puzzle’, a sheet of paper on the floor, and looked to his brother, “SANS!! WHERE’S THE PUZZLE!!” “it’s right there. on the ground.” Diction had walked over to it, picking it up, “trust me. there’s no way they can get past this one.”
    “Of course we wouldn’t.” Diction replied, “You deliberately changed one of the words in the puzzle, we wouldn’t be able to finish it.”
    “OR WE COULD-” Victor started, irritated, he walked past Diction, and stood next to Papyrus, “-DO THAT, YOU FUCKING RASPBERRY CROISSANT.”
    Now Papyrus looked a bit annoyed, “SANS!! THAT DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!” He yelled, “whoops. i knew i should’ve used today’s crossword.” Sans chortled, “WHAT?! CROSSWORD?! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! IN MY OPINION… JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.” “what? really, dude? that easy peasy word scramble?” Sans raises a figurative eyebrow, “that’s for baby bones.” “UN. BELIEVABLE.” He turns to the group, “HUMANS! SOLVE THIS DISPUTE.” He exclaimed.
    Without even missing a beat, Oli yelled, “JUNIOR JUMBLE!” Victor gave her a questioning look, Papyrus, however, cheers, “HA! HA! YES! HUMANS MUST BE VERY INTELLIGENT...” In the midst, Oli leans to Victor, “It’s hard because I can barely read English.” She mumbled sheepishly, Papyrus continues, “IF THEY ALSO FIND JUNIOR JUMBLE SO DIFFICULT! NYEH! HEH! HEH HEH!” He runs off, Victor huffs, folding his arms, “thanks for saying junior jumble just to appease my bro.” Sans piped up, “yesterday he got stuck trying to ‘solve’ the horoscope.” He added, the kids gave a collective sigh, and carry on.
    They come across spaghetti in the next area, and Olivia gasps, heading over to it, it was so cold, it was stuck to the table.
    But does that stop Olivia? Apparently, it doesn’t, she grabs the nearby fork, stabs it into the frozen spaghetti, yanks out a piece- Victor distantly goes, “Olivia Jamee Bianchi, what the fuck? How did you do that, that was stuck to the table, what-”- and bites down on it, she stands there, chewing for a few seconds before looking at the others and grinning, “It’s good!” She exclaimed.
    The others stare at her, dumbfounded, and Cason had to rip her away before she went back for more. Frisk had saved meanwhile, and Diction inspected the area- and the note left nearby from Papyrus- before heading onwards.
    The sign by them in the next piece of the forest held a sign, only warning them of ‘dog marriage’, for some reason, it gave Gracie of all people chills. The kids took a few steps forward, and-
    ⚫ Lesser Dog appears.
    Andres was pulled into battle. The boy checked his options, blinking, and went for one of the pet options.
    His eyes widen as Lesser Dog’s neck expands.
    He then proceeds to take the next five minutes of petting and dodging attacks, which just makes the dog’s neck grow and grow.
    “Andres.” Victor called out. No response, “Andres.” Nothing.
    “ANDRES ABEL DIAZ SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU DON’T SPARE THE DOG NOW I WILL COME OVER THERE-”
    Andres turns to stare at him, pouting, before begrudgingly sparing the dog, “Thank fuck.” Victor muttered, the boy waddled over, now looking like a sad puppy.
    Once looking around the area, the children realise that they need to pull a switch to proceed, it took them a solid three minutes to find it, Frisk had taken a moment to head back to save, and they carry onwards.
    They all halt when they see a pair of dogs with axes come forward, Gracie pushes the children back, concerned, “What’s that smell?” One asks, “(Where’s that smell?)” The other asks, “If you’re a smell…” “(Identify yoursmellf!)” They proceed to walk around the area, before stopping by Gracie.
    “Hm… here’s that weird smell.” The first stated, “It makes me want to eliminate.” Gracie’s breath catches in her throat, “(...Eliminate YOU!)”
    They lunge for her, dragging her into a battle.
    ⚫ Dogi assault you!
    Gracie wheezes, looking around- before looking at her options, she chooses to check Dogamy.
    ⚫ DOGAMY - 6 ATK 4 DEF.
    ⚫ Husband of Dogaressa.
    ⚫ Knows only what he smells.
    She frowns at that, vaguely hearing a “Don’t touch my hotdog!” And a “(He means me.)” Before getting smacked with a pair of axes.
    They whittle down 8 HP from her.
    INTEGRITY: 12/20 HP.
    She wheezes, fumbling blindly due to shock, she accidentally checks Dogamy again- getting the same result- she vaguely hears the others yell, they were panicking.
    She gets attacked by dogs throwing hearts this time- she just barely avoids one hit, but another heart hits her.
    INTEGRITY: 8/20 HP.
    Was she… going to die? No- not now, she may have no items but she can’t give up.
    ⚫ The dogs keep shifting their axes to protect each other.
    Gracie bit her lip, and decided to check Dogaressa this time.
    ⚫ DOGARESSA - 6 ATK 4 DEF
    ⚫ This puppy finds her hubby lovely.
    ⚫ SMELLS ONLY?
     Another ring of hearts is thrown at her- she takes a hit from one, and then the other ring hits her full force.
     INTEGRITY: 0/20 HP.
    She screams.
     Victor lets out a devastating “NO!” When Gracie’s body hits the floor, a SOUL of deep blue rising up only to be encased in a small container, Diction placed a hand on Frisk’s shoulder, eyes wide, “Load, Frisk, load!” He exclaimed, Cason was trying to quell the sobs of the youngest two, Oli cries for ‘mama', and Andres was throwing a tearful fit.
    Frisk shakily nods, fumbling through the menu quickly as the dogs re-sniff for their next victim.
    Finditfinditfindut- THERE. They slam their hand on the LOAD button, mumbling inaudibly.
    ‘Mom, come back- please come back. I don't want to lose anyone else!’
    [LOAD.]
(( aaa, gosh i'm so sorry this took so long! I ended up powering through this at like... 12:30 am this morning and it took two hours to type up six pages on my phone buT ANYWays me? murdering the mom friend? yes i may also make a new fic for side stories, that delve deeper into the kids' backstories and what happens during timeskips, too! anyways, i'd appreciate any constructive criticism and i'd love to hear your thoughts on this so far <3!! ))
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Fight Me Bitch!
~Warning:homophobic mentions but it is cute at the end so keep reading x~
Conor’s POV: I knew the boys took the mick of Jack and Joe for being together, but I never knew it was serious. I thought they were only joking. What I didn’t know was that they were all VERY homophobic. What I also didn’t know was that Jack and Joe took it very personally, getting very upset over it all. I’m sick of them doing this to my baby brother and my future brother-in-law. I’ve never really been around when they say it but I left something at Jacks once and I heard him crying over it and repeating to himself “why do they hate me?” Well I’m going to change that. I’m not having my baby brother and his boyfriend upset anymore, no matter what it takes.
I walk into Jacks flat after everyone else has been there, we were meant to meet up 30 mins ago but I’ve been busy at the studio working on my second album. I’ve never really heard the boys being harsh to joeck and I think it’s because they know I’m going to beat them up if I heard, but it doesn’t stop them when I’m not there. And what they don’t know, is I can hear them right now.
“I still can’t believe you two are actually together. At first I thought it was a prank, faggots” Caspar said
"I’m still waiting for you two to break up. I don’t even know why I’m still friends with gay people, it’s gross” Oli adds on
"If your religious Jack, why are you gay? God created man and woman to be together, not man and man” Mikey comments
"Surely God hates you then doesn’t he. You’d probably go to hell for being Gay” Caspar adds on to Mikey comment
"Just fucking die already. No body likes gay people” I hear Josh say
"Joe why can’t you just be like Zoe and like the opposite gender to yourself. No wonder she’s more successful” Oli states
"Jack even your own family hate you. When was the last time Conor actually talked to you. And I bet if he was here he’d be on our side” Josh tell them
My bloods boiling. How dare they be so horrible to two innocent boys. So fucking what if they like the same gender as themselves. What’s that got to do with anyone else?
"THATS IT!” I yell, walking into the room, shoving the door open so it catches everyone’s attention and makes a loud bang “IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SO YOU SHOULD ALL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
"But their gay Conor. Surely you hate them too?” Mikey asks
“SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOW. SO FUCKING WHAT IF THEIR GAY. AND? WHATS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU SICK BASTARD. WHY HAVE YOU GOT TO INTERFERE WITH THEIR LOVE LIFE. ITS THEIR LIFE, NOT YOURS, SO STICK YOUR TINY STUPID HEAD OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS AND GET A REAL LIFE. WHAT SORT OF SICK PEOPLE ARE YOU. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I STARTED HATING YOU BECAUSE OF WHERE YOU WERE BORN OR THE COLOUR OF YOU HAIR. YOU WOULD BE ANNOYED CUS YOU CANT CONTROL IT. SO STOP BEING FUCKING PRICKS AND BEING HORRIBLE TO PEOPLE WHO CANT CONTROL WHO THEY LOVE. AND IT SHOULDN’T MATTER. IF THEIR HAPPY THATS ALL THAT SHOULD MATTER IF YOUR A TRUE FRIEND. IVE REALISED ALL YOU ARE IS A GROUP OF PATHETIC PRICKS BECAUSE YOU FIND A TINY TINY FLAW IN SOMEONE AND REPEATEDLY MAKE THEM FEEL BAD FOR IT, EVEN THO THEY CANT CONTROL IT SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS APARTMENT AND DONT RETURN UNTIL YOUVE REALISED YOUR IN THE FUCKING WRONG”
"IF IM IN THE FUCKING WRONG. FIGHT ME BITCH” Caspar challenges. So I accept it and throw my fist towards his face.
It sends him stumbling backwards slightly put he regains himself and punches me in the stomach. I hunch over but quickly stand up, grab him by the shoulders, knee him in the balls them kick him in the stomach which sends him stumbling backwards until he falls onto the floor. Oli goes over to Caspar to make sure he’s okay but Josh comes up to fight me
"Your tiny Conor. Your never going to beat me” Josh tells me
I don’t care” I say “as long as you get it into your pathetic minds that your wrong” i finish then throw my fist right at his nose, giving him a nose bleed. He picks me up and throws me backwards, my back making contact with a cupboard.
I watch, in too much pain to stand up, as Joe stands up and starts throwing punches at Josh. Even though Josh is a lot taller than Joe, Joe is a lot stronger than Josh and eventually Joe has Josh hunched over in pain next to Caspar. Mikey and Oli try to lift Caspar and Josh and exit the room, not forgetting to send me, Jack and Joe death glares.
“Omg con. Are you okay?” Jack says, running over to me after they have left
"It hurts but I’ll be fine. As long as you two are happy, I’m happy"I tell them both
"You really didn’t have to do that Conor. Their your mates too, I’m sorry I made you not be friends with them anymore” joe tells me while looking at the floor.
"Joe” I say is a nice but firm voice. I put my hand on his arm and he looks up at me “even if it was my own parents saying that stuff, I would still stick up for you because their in the wrong. What have you two done wrong? So what if your gay? If your happy, that’s all that should matters. And I know for a fact that you make Jack happy and Jack makes you happy so I’m going to stand by you, support you and stick up for you both, no matter how long it is for or who it is. You make my brother happy Joe, and I trust you. So I’m your number one fan until I die, and then I’ll still be your number one fan in the grave”
"Con” Jack says
"Yeah Jack” I say, letting go of Joe and turning all of my attention to Jack who’s sat next to me
"Thank you” he says hugging me. I immediately hug him back and look over at Joe, signalling for him to join the hug. He does and we all sit their, saying nothing, knowing no matter what, we have each other. And that’s all that matters.
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necrxmanciisms · 7 years
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// hit me with your dael x oli headcanons over here using that one thing you reblogged pls *raises leggy* i can tell you rn, tho, that dael breaks all the gift rules because he doesn't understand money very well save him
Send a ship and I'll tell you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses.
I mean, seeing as Olivander is shorter than Dael, and Dael likes to rub his shorter height in his face. It’s more than likely Dael just proving he’s taller by kissing Olivander’s forehead and then standing up straight so Olivander can’t return the favor
Gets jealous the most.
To be honest, Jealousy is not something really up Oli’s alley, maybe with Dael??? But he doesn’t see a point in it, if he’s willing to get into a relationship with you, he’s trusting your ass 100 fuckin percent yo
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.
Olivander‘s not capable of getting drunk s o... l aug hs at the idea of a drunk demon at a bar th o
Takes care of on sick days.
I think this is a mutual thing, depending on who is actually sick, if it’s enough to get a universal demon or a Lich sick... that’s srs shit m8
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day.
lm a o, considering Dael’s allergic to water and Olivander doesn’t feel like losing his other arm, ne ither
Gives unprompted massages.
Hands down, Dael... little sh it
Drives/rides shotgun.
Considering Olivander is probably the only one that can drive... Dael’s riding shotgun, l ol
Brings the other lunch at work.
I mean, the idea of Olivander making Dael something is cute, but really Dael is a cosmic entity and doesn’t really need to necessarily appear at the actual point of death of an individual... but really, Olivander does love cooking for his partners
Has the better parental relationship.
lm a o what’s a  parent
Tries to start role-playing in bed.
fucki n points at Dael
Embarrassingly drunk dancer.
I me an, not too sure Olivander can drunk dance if he can’t get drunk so, points at Dael aga in, sorry buddy... gotta take this one for the t eam
Still cries watching Titanic.
While he doesn’t cry, he will however point out inaccuracies... his ass was on that ship when it went down, and he still kicks himself for it to this day. Dael wh y ya gotta be the one to actually cry during sappy m ovIES
Firmly believes in couples costumes.
L ol, again probably Dael, Olivander worships the Pagan holidays regarding Halloween, aka Samhain, and doesn’t really see the point in dressing up, but... he will however indulge if Dael gets his heart set on it
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas.
Honestly... b oth, Olivander is hellaciously well off from his long life on Earth gathering ‘valuable’ items, and i’s nothing he can’t replace s o
Makes the other eat breakfast.
While he does not need to eat, nor does he really have the capabilities for certain bodily functions... Olivander is definately one to ensure, albeit cosmic in his origin... Dael does need to care for himself from time to time... and that includes breakfast
Remembers anniversaries.
I’m prettt da mn sure it’s dead even on these two, Olivander’s got a memory a bit like a steal trap, and I feel the same goes for Dael... non-human life makes it easier to hold onto information apparently...
Brings up having kids.
I feel this one is Dael, because Olivander is Trans, as well as Undead... while his body is frozen in a state of undeath he does have the capabilities to reproduce... but he does not know this... really he believes he was robbed of this thousands of years ago with the death that turned him into what he is... so again, Dael hon i guess ya gotta have the talk with him :y
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