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#Precure Incorrect Quotes
shinysparklesapphires · 4 months
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ellen: is that ur fursona? that's cringe.
ako: ellen you literally used to be a cat who could turn into a human.
ellen: *hysteracally sobbing in the bathroom*
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And now, a totally real leaked scene from the script of Hirogaru Sky Precure.
Sora Harewataru: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Mashiro Nijigaoka: Sora nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND Sora Harewataru: FLOOR IT? Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA NO Sora Harewataru: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA YOU ARE GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN Sora Harewataru: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Mashiro Nijigaoka: SORA P L E A S E
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cureastro · 2 years
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Ruru: What time is it?
Lala: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Lala: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Rin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Lala: It's 2 am
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gorochuva · 2 years
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Ruli: I just wanna talk to him.
Ikue: Why do you have a shotgun?
Ruli: I just wanna talk to him.
Ikue: Ruli, this is ridiculous! Put that gun away!
Ruli: I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him.
Ikue: What are you doing?
Ruli: I just wanna talk to him.
Ikue: It is not his fault, it was an accident!
Ruli: I just wanna shoot him- I just wanna talk to him.
Ikue: You can't shoot him!
Narcistoru: Wait- whoa- what?- Wh-wh-what are you doing?...
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gamer-boy-quotes · 8 days
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Komugi: Violence is never the answer.
Yuki: You're right...it's the question.
Komugi: No-
Yuki: And the answer is yes.
Komugi: No!
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Cure Friendly: Nyammy you gotta stop with this jaywalking!
Cure Nyammy: Miss me with that gay shit
Cure Friendly: WHAT GAY SHI- THE LAW?!
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na-na-namine · 2 months
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fairyprince7 · 2 months
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Doctor: What are your goals?
Iroha: To pet all the dogs.
Doctor: No, fitness goals.
Iroha: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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crossoverquest · 20 days
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Adam: Have at thee- *Takes a crowbar to the knee* AH, MY FUCKING KNEES!
Alastor: Get crowbarred, bitch!
Mireille: Thanks for the crowbar, Mugsy.
Adam: Mugsy, what the fuck?
Mugsy: I don’t know. I’m bored.
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christine-ye · 5 months
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Ageha: This is… so dumb.
Tsubasa: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Ageha: You can- you can fly.
Tsubasa: Hush now Ageha, I am searching.
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allimocha · 1 year
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abearthatwrites · 2 months
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Mayu: Why are Iroha and Komugi sitting with their backs to each other?
Satoru: They had a fight.
Mayu: Then why are they holding hands?
Satoru: They get sad when they fight.
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theyellownoby · 1 year
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Judai: “I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.”
Troy: “I witnessed the dumb stuff.”
Asuka: “I recorded the dumb stuff.”
Momoko: “I joined in on the dumb stuff.”
Doraemon: “I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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gorochuva · 2 years
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Homare: Yeah, but when are we gonna see insanely hot men with average-looking women?
Harry: Idk, maybe I’ll get bored one day and decide to give you a chance. I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU—
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curedestiny4 · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes #146
Kokichi, setting down a card: Ace of spades.  Numeri, pulling out an Uno card: +4.  Courage, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!  Balthazor, trembling: What are we playing?!
(NOTE: Here’s a hint, it’s not Yugioh.)
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Yuki: Just stay calm, you already have everything you need to beat it!
Mayu: The power to believe in myself?!
Yuki: No, a knife! Stab it!
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