#THEY GOT SPLOOSHED

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERY DETAIL--

#fallout #got damn #sploosh #fallout amazon #fallout tv show #perfection #please continue

[gay-mooshrooms]

any of my fellow aro's still just feel so much love for the people and world around them

anyone stand outside and feel the sun on their face and the breeze in their hair and look up at the endless sky and feel such a love for life

anyone look at their friends as they laugh, as they smile, as they do something they love, and be so glad that you know them

its not romantic

but its love all the same

#sorry i was thinking about my best friend and got emotional :) #moosh sploosh #moosh rambles #aromantic #aromantism

[lifeismarvelous]

Tonight I fought against the best team ever 😭😭

#splatoon 3 #mine #don’t mind the fact I got lowest cause I didn’t realize I was playing with gold aerospray and I’m best at sploosh o matic

[pcktknife]

you’re a sploosh-o-magic main?? me too! i’ve only started maining it recently but i like the way it feels to play & stamper’s really fun to throw

been playing sploosh o matic since i got splat2 before then i was a roller only player (bc of the aforementioned aiming issue) i picked up a sploosh and never looked at the roller again

#i actually dont use the stamp much 7/10 times i pull it out i end up gettin kersplatted but thats cause i got awful timing #even in 2 i only really used it when necessary on splat zones #when i do use it now its usually for again splat zones or gettin past ppl if enemy inks gettin too close to our side #and even then its not absolutely necessary fun to use tho when ppl are chasing u and u turn around n wack em like back up lol #asks #tulipjammies #actually there was a brief moment before i used the sploosh when i was really good w dualies but i suck at em now dk what happened

[forestofsprites]

#swamp overflow!! #it's been rainstorming for a few days so the snow has been THOROUGHLY melted #now everything's flooding and making little streams <3 #i got soaked but it was worth it :") haven't been able to go out for a few days due to The Ailments & recovery from The Thing #so it was lovely to pop out and enjoy swamp: extended edition! my favourite :) #nature #swamp posting #turn up for some lovely sploosh sounds <3

[egg-and-wet-toast]

sometimes when I have low confidence in my splatting abilities, i take all the experience i have to at least be the most fucking annoying player to deal with in the opposite team-- especially if the match is going sour

#splatoon #if in gonna go out at least i want to be go out being annoying af to battle against #tbh when i play that way i almost always get popular target LMAO #if there is a charger idk if i have a sploosh-o-matic I WILL find you and make it my personal mission to take you out and bully you #my favorite memory (and I saved the match too!) is when I just harrassed the charger like most of the match #i (somehow) managed not to get killed while playing cat-and-mouse with the charger thus keeping their attention on me and not my team #im very proud at how manytimes I splat chargers with the splosh-o-matic in splat 1 and 2 #my wife says i go feral when i see a charger but imo their the biggest threat #i also just at least try and flank and make any openings if we're overwhelmed #im not the best but i try my best lol #i remember all the times i got annoyed in splat and just manifest it myself lol

[gremlinhourz]

I AM BEGGING FOR AEROSPRAY PG TO GET ITS SPLAT1 KIT BACK

#LIKE THEY CANT GIVE IT ITS SPLAT2 KIT SINCE RG GOT BOOYAH #SO IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO GIVE IT KRAKEN #like i understand why it wont be in the next wave since we just got another aerospray #but like foaming at the mouth crying till it is added #i think im gonna go for neo sploosh if they end up keep its splat1 kit (which like why would it be in ghis update if they didnt)

[retro-system]

i am SO good at splatoon (<- ranked up to b- with all silvers in the final rank-up battle)

#HOWEVER i did get all golds in at least the second one and got a fist bump #i CAN kinda play this game! for realskies! #.......i do gotta start using weapons other than dapple dualies noveau at some point though #i also main inkbrush and sploosh-o-matic so there's some variety i swearrr

[penultimatestalematewithdeath]

Me: Man, I hate it when things get stuck in my head.

Anyone else: Yeah getting songs stuck in your head is the absolute worst.

Me, replaying the sound of a fork falling into a metal bowl that has a little bit of water in it: Haha yep. For sure. Songs.

#songs stuck in my head is bad too! #but how do i describe the unique emotion of fork-in-metal-bowl? #its got a unique doing-ting-whobble-twonng-sploosh quality to it

[sister-sp1d3r]

they better bring back the sploosh o matic line in 3 man im praying

#av says all #splatoon #bro i just got my neo sploosh to silver it is my favorite weapon in the game :)

[firestorm-can]

You've done it now--you've unleashed a Sploosh-o-Matic rampage!

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #turf war #sploosh o matic #y'all just got dominated

[gay-mooshrooms]

guess who got a discord!

its me :)

gay_mooshrooms

#moosh sploosh #if any of my moots got discord let me know

[delightfuldevin]

I thought chargers were bad for me, but no the absolute worse weapon is fucken sploosh

#devin’s gaming logs #sorry to all you sploosh enjoyers but good golly grief #how can a shooter have such horrendous range??? #i got it for a grillers phase AND a glowflies phase and they were the worst phases ive ever done #im not good with chargers cause i like being closer to the action and i dont like the long charge time #but sploosh is TOO close to the action #why would you ever want a shooter with range that bad #its on brush level and at least brushes have their speedy run ability too sploosh cant do squat #maybe its different in pvp when you have specific kits and stuff #but the weapon on its own in grizzco? awful horrible horrendous #again sorry to my sploosh enjoyers out there #yall must be gods to be able to do anything substantial with that weapon

[geomeows]

not picking big man's team has so far taught me that splatfests are not as hard as it felt like they were (apparently i was carrying my team consistently on most big man teams ESPECIALLY SOUR)

#having teammates that (mostly) know how to play make things much easier #i did have one guy on milk choco so obsessed with inking every spot of our base with a sploosh that they never left base #played like 6 games with them and they did the same thing every time #only won once with them on my team bc we got a wipeout like 10 seconds before the game ended

[limewatt]

playing turf war and not a fan of when everyone is trying to ink base first thing. THATS MY JOB DUDE IM A FLINGZA I GOTTA GET MISSILES i got it dude leave it to me that’s how i’m most useful why are you as an inkbrush inking base please go to mid!!!! i’m significantly less effective of a player without access to missiles!!

#tell me why an inkbrush and splat dualies are BOTH INKING BASE WHEN I A FLINGZA AM HERE. FUCK OFF TO MID AT THE FUCKING START GUYS #we’re against 3 shooters and a blob as a roller a brush a sploosh and dualies #if i can’t make them spread out w missiles and you guys don’t stick with sploosh we will certainly die!! which we did!!! badly!! #i don’t have bombs man. i don’t have any good options when you take away my missiles #what am i gonna do? roll into them? you want me to roll into the shooters actively shooting? #man poor sploosh went to mid by themself and got splatted in a 3v1 #listen. i don’t care that much about losing. i lose all the fucking time it’s not new i don’t usually get upset #but please let me do the things i’m good at! let me ink a significant amount of turf while you hold mid so i can pop missiles then come help #undoubtedly i too am at fault for various subpar plays. but don’t block me from getting my fucking missiles man. we’ll all suffer from it #i may have formed a codependent relationship with tenta missiles. woops ☆〜（ゝ。∂） #splatposting #mayhaps i should try a different weapon or be willing to play anarchy in a mode other than zones…? nay <3 #edited so much of this to be less angry teehee. i’m chill now i was simply getting tilted. at the towers..? there are no towers in turf #anyway. i died to so many salmon in profreshional so my ego is back down to it’s normal size <3

[chocokayke]

Here's Alkaloid for my Splatoon/Enstars AU! All weapons are referring to their Splatoon 3 kits, because that's what I'm most familiar with. I wanna give a shout out to @mdkm444 for making this fanart that inspired this whole AU in the first place. : )

More info on each character below the cut.⬇️

Hiiro

I'm giving him the highest honor I could bestow on a character... My main.

I think Splatana Deco fits him, and how he sees himself at the beginning. It's a very mobile weapon and aggro with a supportive kit. He can easily strife with opponents to draw fire from his teammates, while also setting up beacons, and setting of tentamissles to displace enemies.

The idea is that he mostly sees himself as his brother's "shield" at the beginning, and I feel like having a weapon that supports and takes fire suits that role.

As he grows and gets more comfortable with his place in Alkaloid, he would pick up more aggressive weapons. I just really like the idea of him with dualies. I think he has a lot of fun zipping around with dodge rolls. : )

He runs a lot of Quick Respawn abilities.

I think his backstory would stay mostly the same, actually.

Aira

He's 100% that guy who draws hearts in the enemy base.

He strikes me as the type of person who would play weapons that are meta without fully understanding WHY they're so good.

He started out playing vanilla Splash-o-matic, but he sucks so bad at Crab Tank. Mayoi thought something more mobile would suit Aira, so he recommended Inkbrush and Carbon Roller to him.

Hiyori wears his eye makeup the same way. This is a very important piece of Aira lore.

Mayoi

Mayoi has the biggest change to his backstory out of Alkaloid. He was originally an Octarian Soldier under DJ Octavio.

He was there for the Splat1 final boss and the Calamari Inkantation. He is NOT Agent 8, to be clear. He escaped after Marina, but before Agent 8. He wasn't in the subway. (But the idea of him in the subway is very fun, and that might be something to explore in an AU of this AU.)

He's a huge Squid Sisters fan.

He first escaped to Inkopolis, but it was too overwhelming for him, and he ended up traveling a lot before settling down in ES.

He plays a lot of weapons, and at knows a lot about the weapons he doesn't play. He's extremely skilled and knowledgeable. He's a fantastic coach, and everyone wants them to coach their teams! (Help him.)

Unfortunately, he is still Mayoi and still has severe anxiety! Despite how skilled he is, he's too scared to play alone and is pretty low ranked. That's why he got his status as an "underachiever."

Generally plays a lot of long ranged weapons to stay as far away from the action as he can. Snipewriter is his main, but E-Liter deserves an honorable mention.

Any closer ranged weapons he plays are more supportive than aggressive. This bad boy can pop out so many Inkstorms and Tacticoolers.

I probably should have added Hydra Splatling to his list instead of Heavy Edit tbh? But, eh, he can play both.

I think Snipewriter fits his main really well due to the fact that it has super long range, paints well, and has a supportive kit. At the time I'm writing this, it's also the best competitive weapon in Splatoon 3.

Tatsumi

His backstory is also similar to his canon one.

His leg got damaged and wouldn't repair itself when he respawned, so he had to get it removed it let it regrow naturally. Squids can do that, don't worry about it. : )

The guy who makes sure your base is 100% inked during Turf War.

Me and my friend both agreed it is extremely funny for Tatsumi to run around with his beginner weapon going like ^_^: so that's what he mains.

Then my other friend recommended me what they call "noob trap" weapons, which is mostly short ranged shooters (Sploosh and Aerospray) so I immediately added those to the list. I feel like they suit Tatsumi, and kind of mirror how inept he is with technology in canon.

Despite that, he's actually quite skilled! He does pretty well with short ranged shooters and has fun playing with them. They're his go to choice, but he's experienced in a lot of different weapon classes.

Anyway, you know how the Sunken Scrolls in Splatoon 3 introduced Squid Jesus--

#splatoon #enstars #ensemble stars #alkaloid #mayoi ayase #hiiro amagi #aira shiratori #tatsumi kazehaya #2024 art #au #splatstars au