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takalzuoom · 2 years

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𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

OKAY- SO I HAVE A REQUEST THAT INSPIRED THIS- I'M PUBLISHING THIS BEFORE THE ACTUAL REQUEST SO

IDK WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IN A HYBRID MODE SO IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUESTS PLEASE SEND EM

first year memes

cw :mentions of guns, the word penis (sfw), violence??

okay okay okay

You were big. Let’s get that straight.

a whopping 216 cm 😼👍

7’1😳

You towered above everyone. Even having a head over jade and Floyd.

And what did that make you? Head of security.

Like a bouncer, if you would

Which was perfect, cause like a chow chow, Azul would ‘sic you’ on disbehaving or stubborn patrons. But with one look at you said customers would quiet down and mind their own business

Though, unfortunately for Azul, you were more of a golden retriever than a chow chow…

Shit 😐

You wouldn't hurt a fly. Even if you had a loaded gun to your head, you refused to even swat at it.

You were a gentle giant. The one in the back peacefully smiling as your three friends were busy scheming and scamming.

(That one meme with the person holding a leash as their friends are menaces)

Please you're so mild-mannered it’s adorable 😿

Gentle giant through and through.

Cause when you’re not busy standing security in front of the lounge, you’re busy munching on snacks

May it be mushrooms jade slyly gave you, or a bag of chips you found laying around. Your stomach is a vacuum and you’re always hungry

y/n : eats whole bag of chips

jade: damn they’re fucking it up

floyd : eat! eat! eat!

It’s good and bad for the lounge. On one hand, you were the first person they went to when there were leftovers. And on the other hand-

“Oh Jade, do you have any mushrooms left? We’ll be needing them for this week's menu”

“Of course, I left them in the fridge so they can get proper- oh”

“Oh? Jade, what's wrong?”

“Y/n”

“…fuck”

LITERALY HAD TO PRY THE SHROOMS FROM YOU COLD DEAD HANDS AS YOU WERENT SHARING

DFVOSBNFIEWR THEIR GREATEST ALLY AND THEIR WORST ENEMY AT THE SAME TIME

But that brought Jade to a burning question: what exactly were you?

You were… ginormous, gentle, ate a lot.. and did he mention ginormous?

But never mind Jade- cause Floyd was all over it

Literally the thinking meme with what the hell you were

couldn’t give a shit about it personally, he was just annoyed that he couldn’t give you a proper nickname 😿😔

And when in the mood he’d guess left right and center about what you were, guessing everything from a narwhal to a sperm whale.

But of course, you shook your head with a smile until he got into a bad mood, where he’d go off terrorizing the lounge

…then he came back guessed some more

But never once did he guess correctly. Hundreds of merfolk species crossed out, which wasn't his fault as no one has ever really… seen… a whale shark merperson before…

even though you were one of the biggest species, there weren’t a lot of you out there and the ones that were decided to isolate themselves in a small town / colony so people didn’t bother you

tragic, i know 😿😿

Though you probably should’ve told them that you were as elusive as ogres, but you saw it as payback for all the pranks and squeezes they’ve done

(and the stolen snacks of course-)

But Azul and jade had enough of Floyd’s pissy mood swings ( and their own unsaid curiosities as well) and begged you to finally tell them what you were

Another smile on your face and another shake of your head was the cause of groans in Azul's office

“Fine” Azul snapped his fingers, the potato chips immediately taken from your grasps. A gasp and a pleading look was all Azul got. But like the cold-hearted businessman he was. He turned around and pulled out a contract

“…Why’d you take my snacks?” :(

GIVE EM BACK RIGHT NOW MR.ASHENGROTTO❗️❗️

THIS A THREAT NOT A WARNING

Though you were quickly distracted as he gave you a golden document

A NDA

“Tell us and we all sign. Whoever breaks it will give you however many snacks you desire for a month.” Any price is worth paying to get rid of Floyd’s moods, and potential expenses

Plus how hard would it be to keep a secret?

Very hard. Extremely hard if you would.

So there they were in the middle of the ocean, streams of moonlight rippling through the calm water. Their eyes sparkling as they finally saw your merform

You were big…er than before. The tweels and Azul pale in comparison to you.

If you truly wanted to, you could wear Azul as a hair clip and the twins as matching bracelets. But you shook off the thoughts as your friends swam around you in astonishment

Azul’s face was beet red, Floyd’s smile grew bigger at the second, and Jade hummed in fascination- like you were some new species of mushroom

“You guys okay there? You’re kind of staring again…”

“Damn… that’s a big bitch-“

Azul was fighting to rewrite the contract as thoughts of specials and guests appearances at the lounge for an explosive price

MY MANS WAS FIGHTING DEMONS OKAY

LIKE JADE HAD TO CONSTANTLY REMIND HIM OF THE CONTRACT YOU HAD- THE ONE THAT HE SUGGESTED

“Yes yes, I’m aware of that…unless”

“No azul”

“Arghgshhh” >:(

But you were too busy playing around with Floyd, trying to catch him as he zipped and whirled around you. Teasing you as he made various new nicknames for you

“Ne he, should I call you Sharkie or Whale Sharkie?”

“Neither”

“Ehh? Then what should I call you?”

“..y/n”

“Boring” he drawled out, coming close to your face to stare at you unblinkingly.

“Hey y/n!” Oh no

“How about we change that contract, yeah!”

“No, I’ll pass :) ”

“I’ll personally pay for snacks every day if you make a guest appearance at the lounge!”

“I can pay for them myself, plus if you break and or change the contract, you’ll still have to buy me snacks for a month :)”

“I’ll do it and more! Get you whatever you want! Quality snacks as well!”

“…Nah- quantity over quality, you know?”

Azul groaned as you got up, slowly swimming away as the three followed you. The tweels having no problem keeping up as Azul had to hitch a ride on your shoulder (after constant reassuring that it was okay) begging you to change the contract so you make some kind of special apprentice at the lounge

But nope. You didn’t budge.

And after that- they were constantly asking you to transform and swim with them. Azul clenching his fists to keep his contract-breaking streak to 0 and the tweels to play catch with you, or to just swim around.

It was exhausting nonetheless. But you were still all smiles.

They absolutely loved your merform. Gushing about how big you are and how fun it must be to tower above everyone

They defiantly play tic tac toe with the spots on your tail

or even connect the dots

FLOYD HAS DRAWN A PENIS (more like a minecraft pp)

And once in a while over break when you all travel, you’re the main source of transportation. As when they get tired they just hitch a ride on you

HGONFIWFGNO. I'M SORRY I JUST FIND THIS SO FUNNY

LIKE IMAGINE PEOPLE GAWKING AT YOU AS YOU CRUISE ALONG HOME. AND THEY’RE JUST STARING- ADMIRING YOU ONLY TO SEE AN OCTOPUS AND TWO MORAY EELS ON YOUR BACK, GLARING DAGGERS AT YOU AND MAKING THE THROAT SLIT MOVEMENT 😭

STOP GANG VIOLENCE❗️

You’re their friend and transportation! No one else’s!

Though now there's an endless supply of food and snacks for you. Azul still trying to gain your favor

But no. 😿

Okay, this is more self-indulgent- but I definitely see Azul developing a crush on you.

Who cares if in both mer and human form you tower over him. And that you have a little more meat than him or the twins. You’re kind and unbiased towards him (plus i 100% KNOW he’s into taller, stronger, and meatier partners

Whether you’re all muscles, some chub, or nothing- his face turns scarlet when he sees you.

So while he wants to use you for some extra cash, he also wants to show you off and have everyone sing you praise

(He wants you to feel good about yourself since you’re so self-conscious about it. Plus he doesn’t want you to feel like how he felt when he was little 😕)

a little inner child healing🖤

Floyd will start taking you along to play with riddle

OIHAEDOFNSWGOW

HE WANTS TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN- AND WHEN RIDDLE SEES YOU IN YOUR 216CM GLORY- he almost faints 😻

and depending if you're apart of the first year squad or not.... well.. that's a whole 'nother scenario on its own IUBDVFOBIVFB

but if you aren't- then they're never visiting Octavinelle again 😸

okay so my baby is in the er so sorry if this isn’t up to quality 😔

also kinda wrote it to distract myself from it (and to pass time after testing)

my baby😔🖤

memes

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