#The Sandman Incorrect Quotes

[magnusbae]

Dream of the bitterness 

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[merculuros]

Corinthian who is obsessed with his lord and wants to get his love and attention: I will do anything for you.

Morpheus looking at him with pleading eyes: Please just act normal.

Corinthian: No.

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[doctorhimbeere]

Hob,very drunk: Fight me you nerd as punk

Dream,also very drunk: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone

Hob: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good ....bitch

Dream: Somehow that was worse

#dream of the endless #sandman meme #morpheus x hob #the sandman #the sandman incorrect quotes #dreamling

[wysteria-clad]

Y/n: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Dream: That's impossible

Y/n: *moves closer to him, and cups his face slowly and gently*

Dream: *eyes widens slightly, blushes*

Lucienne: My Lord- *stops herself witnessing the scene* I'll come back later *walks away with a knowing, small smile*

Dream: I-I..*clears throat* Get off me, I have a reputation

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[orangechickenpillow]

“And then, and then, Lucienne, he told me that the reason I keep meeting him every hundred years is that I’m lonely.”

“.......”

“I mean, can you believe the audacity -- and of a human, too?”

“........ My Lord, the last time you went to see Hob Gadling you asked me if your hair looked alright before you left. And then you asked me again. Twice, my Lord. You asked me if your hair looked alright twice before your date with the man.” 

“.......”

“We’ve been placing bets on how much longer until you wed him.”

“It seems I’m in need of a new librarian.”

#dream is a dramatic bitch 24 hours 7 days a week #he lives for the drama #lucienne is done with his bullshit #the sandman #the sandman netflix #lucienne #dream and lucienne #dream of the endless #morpheus #hob gadling #hob x dream #hob x morpheus #dreamling #the sandman incorrect quotes #sort of

[evilkaeya]

Dream in his date fit: how do I look?

Desire: SLAYYY BROTHER

Dream: I do not wish, nor plan to slaughter anybody on my date Desire why would you suggest such a malicious act?

Desire:

#hob: hey babygirl #dream: I am not a baby nor a girl #this was funnier in my head #dream of the endless #desire of the endless #dreamling #because u and I both know the date is Hob #the sandman #the sandman incorrect quotes

[youcanseethecosmos]

Hob: Did Dream just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Lucienne: Yes

Hob: And did I just do finger guns back?

Lucienne: Yes

#Hob is the finger guns bisexual and I will die on this hill #This was in my drafts for a different ship but I felt this one fit better #dreamling #the sandman #hob gadling #dream of the endless #lucienne #hob x morpheus #morpheus x hob #dream x hob #centennial boyfriends #hob x dream #the sandman incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sandman quotes

[miss-alice-evelynn]

Dream to Fiddler's Green: sweet boy precious angel baby

Dream to Gault (former) and The Corinthian: YOU FUCKING DONKEYS

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[crookedfandomquill]

Morpheus: “In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.” Hob Gadling: “FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?” Morpheus: “No! Four TO five seconds!” Hob Gadling: “Too late!!!”

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[dreamxcorinthian]

Dream: I touch myself when I think of you, my nightmare.

The Corinthian: My lord! Really now? I never thought you would-

Dream: I rub my temples because you give me such a headache.

The Corinthian:

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[magnusbae]

murder or idiot were the only viable options

#I was going to find something truly profound about friendship becoming love and what not #and then my hand slipped and I had posted it the way it is #started with the first half— but I had to show his range in choosing lovers— didn't I #Dream of the Endless #TheSandmanEdit #SandmanEdit #Dreamling #sandmancentral #Hob Gadling #Calliope #Lord Morpheus #dcedit #netflixedit #Morpheus #Dream #The Sandman #The Sandman Incorrect Quotes #if on mobile click on the pic for better readability haha #Honestly Dream is such an intense lil b. #Look at him go. #buns.edits

[merculuros]

#welp #my brain is rotting #morpheus #dream of the endless #the corinthian #corinthian #corintheus #corinthian x morpheus #morpheus x corinthian #the sandman #the sandman incorrect quotes #i had to take a screenshot cause tumblr is being difficult

[doctorhimbeere]

Hob looking at Dream: He is so big and mysterious and dumb and one day I'm gonna top him

#dream of the endless #sandman meme #morpheus x hob #hob gadling #dreamling #the sandman incorrect quotes

[killingdoll]

‘Pretty’ is only one ‘r’ away from ‘petty’ and I think the Corinthian has mistaken that quite often

— Morpheus, probably

(The Corinthian, in the background: Whose fault was that, you think?)

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[myidlehand]

Dream: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Hob: Have been for the past 300 years but thanks for noticing

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[evilkaeya]

Dream: sister I must tell you something

Death: what is it dearest brother of mine?

Dream: lately I've been feeling these, set of emotions, concerning Hob Gadling.

Dream: when I see him I want to hug him

Dream: when he walks by my side I want to hold his hand

Dream: when he talks I wish to kiss him

Death:

Dream: this must be desire's doing, surely.

Death, who knows desire did nothing: or maybe, hear me out, you like h-

Dream, already standing up: I must teach them a lesson to not interfere with my matters ever again

#dream: *experiences feelings* #dream: how dare desire do this to me #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #death of the endless #desire of the endless #the sandman #morpheus #the sandman incorrect quotes