#There's likely a lot of lazy afternoons or take-their-time scenarios in the time gaps

[tswwwit]

For no particular reason - though partly because I want to clear out the ol' inbox - here's a series of semi- to very NSFW asks that I'm gonna answer!

All that stuff under the cut.

I like it on occasion! I think it's a fun way to do a whole 'we have been/are attracted to each other and now we must bang with incredible fervor' kinda thing!

I had a concept for one that I was tossing around for a while - never got around to it; I ended up doing a different smut. Though I might come back to it at some point! The person who is affected is probably not who you think. It's Bill

Outside of the bedroom: Condescending, annoying. Punch Bill in the side.

In the bedroom: Face red, dick hard. 👍 Bill's smugness level +2.

I'll be honest - Bill was pretty average in bed their first time. And probably not that great a kisser! He hadn't really done any human-body stuff, but Dipper thought it was Extra Great because of his own inexperience. Oh, and general horniness.

Of course, by this point Bill's had a considerable amount of experience, and he's nothing if not a quick learner. Dipper's standards have risen accordingly.

Any reincarnation of Dipper is in for, shall we say, a pretty wild time.

When Dipper reincarnates and can sleep again? Yeah, probably! It seems like a thing Bill would be into, ngl.

In the current Dipper-lifetime, Bill's probably had a couple pleasant awakenings involving. Kisses. And such.

Dipper's doing fine for himself! Uhh.... I dunno, average? Ish?

Meanwhile, Bill's body is a metaphor, and he's a big..... jerk. The important thing is that Dipper has zero complaints about it.

Bonus that I would usually put in the tags:

Bill, as someone who hadn't really thought much about human genitalia until he ended up wearing a human body, has obviously spent some time getting accustomed to his situation. Regarding having a dick. Done, of course, with his usual zest for life.

Pictured here is a dramatic reenactment.

Dipper did not approve.

#Let's call this #Thirst ask thursday #No I'm not making that a thing I just think it's a funny name for it #Not Really Safe For Work #Uhhhh do I have any interesting tag facts I could throw in here #These two idiots have a very good time with each other #Good for them #There's likely a lot of lazy afternoons or take-their-time scenarios in the time gaps #They are in a long term relationship after all #But the smut I write is Pornblography and thus I only highlight the more intense encounters #Still thinking I'll do one after I get this miniseries done and probably write it after/alongside last chap of Confessing It #Hmmm anything else I can add that's interesting #I guess I have some crab rangoons and they're pretty good #Good for me #That's all folks! #Hope you have a great day!

[severelytalentless]

Stacey’s Mom Part 3

Poolboy!Yuuji x Cougar!Reader

MINORS DNI

A/N: One more time because I’m crazy about this pairing. Here are parts 1 and 2 if you missed the build-up. Hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

TW/CW: sexual scenarios and strong language, aged up yuuji, age gap, adultery, oral sex fem receiving, dirty talk, light degradation, lots of praise for our best boy, teasing, some impact play, power exchange, unprotected sex, dumbification, cream pie, dirty dirty smut

Recommended Listening:

House of Cards by BTS

Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande

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Yuuji feels like he’s in a dream.

You just said the magic words.

“I’m all yours baby..”

He’s finally got you all to himself. No one is going to get in the way of him hearing you scream his name. And he intends to make you do so more than a couple of times.

This naughty look on your face is new to him. It’s making his heart race. He feels slightly intimidated. He always thought Mrs. L/N was this innocent little housewife. Now, after the way you just swallowed his cock and basically forced him to fuck your face, he’s thinking he might have judged you all wrong. He’s almost afraid to make the next move.

He stares at you with big sparkling eyes, as if you just handed him the keys to a candy store. The gravity of the situation starts to tug at the knot that’s been looping in on itself in your core, igniting a new nervous excitement.

What happens now?

You half expect him to throw you over his shoulder and haul you away to have his way with you. But instead, he leans in and kisses you. This time, it’s slower, not so urgent.

His tongue doesn’t barge into your mouth. He kisses you softly. It’s sweet and intimate; almost loving. This change of pace takes you by surprise and forces you to lift your foot off the pedal of your arousal.

One hand holds the base of your head so gently and his body presses into you like he’s trying to melt you both together. You swoon into him with a heavy sigh. He cups your face and pushes his thumb into your jaw, tilting your head. He peppers light kisses across your cheek and onto your ear.

“Mmh, Mrs. L/N?” He whispers between pecks.

“Yes, baby?”

“Do I get to have you all night?” The question is hopeful and earnest. He just needs to hear you say it again.

“Ooh honey, I told you, I’m all yours.” You smile and savor the little sparks that fly off your skin as he kisses down your neck. He exhales heavily,

“Thank you..”

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You take his hand and lead him over to the door on your right. The guest bedroom in the pool house is always made up since your in-laws are notorious for dropping by without warning. You turn around and walk backwards into the room, holding both his hands. He smiles and follows you, letting go of your fingers as you lean back against the foot of the bed.

He just stands there in awe, taking in your naked body like he’s looking at some beautiful piece of art. The afternoon light through the window is hitting your skin, making you glow. He takes a deep breath and exhales shaking his head.

“You are...incredible..”

Your heart flips and throws blush onto your cheeks.

“You make me weak, Mrs. L/N..”

“Call me Y/N..”

“You make me weak, Y/N.” He repeats himself, emphasizing his words. He steps forward and closes the distance between you. His knuckles brush up along the goosebumps on your arm.

“I’m going to take my time with you.” His voice is soaked in honey to match the sugary smile on his face. You could just melt.

His whole demeanor has shifted into a lower gear. Where before he touched you like he was on a time limit, he now has all the time in the world to worship your body. He wants to know every little thing that makes you sigh and moan. He knows this may be the only chance he’ll ever get.

“Lay back..” his request is quickly met as your head falls back into the pillows. He stands at the foot of the bed and proceeds to crawl up over you, stroking and kissing every inch of your skin as he goes. Your heart is a smoldering mess, fluttering in your chest with each touch of his lips. You feel like a goddess in the hands of a truly loyal subject.

He pauses over your chest and picks up where he had left off before Stacey’s phone call, sucking on your hard nipple and rolling the other between his fingers. The sensations trickle down, adding to the heartbeat thumping into your clit. His hand sweeps under your back as it curves up off the bed and you breathe out his name. His mouth comes off your skin,

“Yes ma’am?” He continues gently squeezing at your nipple, coaxing another sweet sigh.

“Please baby..don’t stop..”

“Don’t plan to, ma’am” his deep voice gives you chills. He says exactly what you want to hear.

His mouth is on you again, lazily tonguing circles around the bud. His hand leaves your breast and skates down between your legs to flirt with your slit. Your back lifts up further and you pull in a sharp breath as he strokes apart your folds. You’re still so slippery from before.

His fingers glide around, bumping your clit and teasing your tight opening before they slip inside. He relishes the long shaky moan that comes out of you. He starts dragging against the swollen flesh inside you.

You’re body flexes and your hands fly to his shoulders, gripping onto him to steady yourself. He sucks and bites down lightly on your nipple in sync with the curling of his fingers and hums when your nails begin to scratch into his skin. He’s playing you like some erotic instrument. You are music to his ears.

“OH-oh Yuuji-uh-yes-more!” you chant along to the rhythm, hips rolling and bucking in reflex. Your wish is granted and he moves his mouth down towards your heat, fingers still strumming your g-spot. The knot inside you tugs hard when you realize where that tongue is about to go, making you whimper in anticipation. Your head rolls back into the pillow, feeling it stroke into your clit.

“Fuuck Yesss” you hiss at him and press your nails into your palms through the sheets. Your thighs involuntarily squish together against his head, but it only helps to lock his mouth into your core.

His licks are lazy and torturous, rubbing flat and slow, massaging your electrified nerves. You choke on your moan and squeeze your legs tighter when he starts to suck and flick at it. His free hand pries your thigh off his face with ease, opening you up again. Your muscles tense and then relax, submitting to the overwhelming pleasure, letting even more rush in. You can’t believe how close to the edge you already are. You prop yourself up on your elbows and look down in disbelief at the scene between your legs.

His strong hand holding your knee down on the bed.

His head cocked at just the right angle, rolling your clit in his mouth.

The obscene wet sounds of his fingers pushing and pulling inside you.

He locks eyes with you.

And you’re fucking gone.

“Oh Yuuji FUCK!”

A surge of heat and pleasure floods your body and you fall back down onto the bed. He moves his tongue to match your writhing and convulsing, you yell out profanities and affirmations.

He lets up on his assault as your heavy breathing slows, eyes beaming with lust and pride, smile coated in your slick. You pant and purr as the waves subside.

“God Yuuji..that was so..I haven’t cum like that in so long..you’re just..” you trip over your words, still high from your release.

He looks up at your blushing dazed expression, completely chuffed by your praise, and pulls his sticky fingers out of you. You watch him shove them into his mouth. He closes his eyes and groans, sucking them clean.

“Have I told you how good you taste?”

“Come show me..” you beckon him up to your mouth and watch his pupils dilate. You feel his cock push against your hip as he leans over you. It’s hot and heavy. You taste yourself on his tongue and brush a finger along the veins of his shaft. He hitches into you and lets out a sharp breath over your mouth.

“You’re such a good boy, Yuuji...” you wrap your hand around his swelling dick and tug a little. He whimpers like a puppy. You giggle.

“Such a nice big cock..” you purr and tease him, enjoying the desperation painted on his face.

“Do you wanna fuck me with it?” Another adorable whimper spills out of his mouth. You squeeze him a little more.

You’re absolutely loving this.

“Uugh..yes-yes ma’am” he nods his head and bites his lip. He bucks his cock into your grip. You lean up close to whisper in his ear.

“Do you wanna stretch me open? Make me scream? Is that what you wanna do, Yuuji?” You sound so wickedly sweet and seductive. His forehead drops against your collarbone and he groans in frustration, wringing his fists into the pillows by your head.

This toying is too much for him. He breaths heavily and lifts his head, glaring at you with sex in his eyes. That look makes your walls clench. The sexy little smirk pulling at your lips sets him on fire.

He pushes up off you in an instant, roughly grabbing your sides and manhandling you flat onto your stomach. You gasp and giggle at the force.

This is exactly what you wanted.

He drags your hips up at a sharp angle, you wiggle your ass in the air, eagerly spreading your legs wide. You yelp at the smack he lands squarely on you behind.

“You’re a filthy tease, you know that?”

“I’m not sure I know what you mean, honey.”

You look back at him and flash a dirty grin.

Another smack is followed quickly by your groan of pleasure at the pain. The sting radiates into your skin.

“You know exactly what you’re doing..”

The tip of his cock slides up and down between your slippery folds. You arch your back and push your arms out in front of you, leaning back into him with a muffled moan. Your heart pounds.

God, you want it so bad.

Then you’re gasping. The thick head pushes past your opening and begins slowly sinking into your cunt. Drool rolls out of your gaping mouth, followed by a lusty little hiccup. The stretch is overwhelmingly and delicious. It’s so much tighter than you expected.

“Fuuck-“ your eyes roll back as he bottoms out into your guts.

“Speak up Y/N..how’s it feel?” You whine when he rolls his hips against your ass, you feel his cock nudge at your cervix. Your cunt twitches around him and your body shudders.

It’s so fucking thick.

“Uugh baby yes..so good..” he slides it back slowly and drives into you, knocking the wind out of you.

“Louder..” he grunts and ruts into you again. And again. And again. Deliberately pulling back so fucking slowly. You cry out every time it dives back in. Then his thrusts halt completely and he holds your hips firmly against his, cock buried to the hilt. You squirm and squeal.

“Tell me what you want, Mrs. L/N.. I wanna hear you say it.” The way he growls the command makes you fuck back onto his cock.

“God yes baby...fuck me...I want you to fuck me.” You beg and arch your back harder, rolling your ass into him. If you had a tail, it’d be wagging.

Whatever switch you managed to flip in Yuuji has him in a seething, dominant state. You’re incredibly pleased by this side of him. It’s fucking sexy. You had a feeling he had it in him, and it didn’t take very much to tease it out.

“Never thought you’d be such a needy slut, is Mr. L/N really not hitting this?” He spanks your ass again and you jump away, only to have him yank your hips back, pumping his cock into your dripping hole.

You look back over your shoulder at him and watch as he pounds into your neglected pussy, an electric current runs through you,

“Not like this honey..” you grin and fuck yourself back onto him, matching his thrusts.

You’re drunk off this cock. It’s giving your greedy cunt exactly what it’s been craving. You relax your muscles and feel it sink in even deeper. He groans behind you and bucks you forward a little, then leans over you to grab the headboard. He picks up speed and rails into you at a punishing pace and with so much more leverage.

You haven’t been this wet in years. His cock pistons in and out of your gushing cunt like a well-oiled machine. Dragging against your clenching walls. Shaking filthy moans out of your chest. Your tongue lolls out of the fucked out smile on your face, you drool like a dumb slut. Your eyes cross up in your skull. You gasp for air, drowning in the pleasure.

It doesn’t get any better than this.

“Yes-baby-yes-oh god-yes-fuck-me-yes!”

He pulls out with a pop and suddenly you’re empty.

You whine desperately and whip your head around at him, panting and pouting.

Yuuji’s on his knees behind you, chest heaving, sweaty sheen highlighting his tight muscles. He looks dazed and for a moment you wonder if he just came. The beefy cock standing proud on his hips tells you otherwise.

“I want you on top..” he smirks, still using that low commanding tone. He moves the pillows and sits against the headboard.

You can’t help but imagine how hot he would look with his wrists tied up to the posts.

‘Maybe next time’

He pats his inner thigh, beckoning to you. You crawl into his lap and straddle him, hovering your battered pussy over his rod. He takes your chin, but not as forcefully as you thought he would. His other hand lands on your waist. His eyes have less fire in them, but just as much lust.

“I wanna see that pretty face when you cum for me.” He grins and you both sigh as he helps you sink down around his cock. It fills you to the brim yet again, and this time you get to see the look on his face. It’s well worth it.

His head falls back, bitten lips parted, cheeks flushed, brows furrowed. A ray of sunlight hits his face. It’s the first time you really notice how beautiful his eyes are, warm amber gems gleaming under his heavy lids.

You grind your hips and groan at the feeling of his cock stirring up your insides. He catches your head as it falls back and licks up the side of your neck, lacing his fingers into your hair. Your grip the headboard with both hands and work yourself up and down in his lap. He’s so deep inside you.

It’s all just so hot. You can almost feel the steam rising off your bodies. Your head rolls forward and his cock throbs when he sees the pleasure on your face. You press your forehead against his and stare into his soul. Heavy breathing and hot moans fill the room. His lip curls into a grin when you mouth a silent ‘fuck’ at him. He slows your hips and holds you halfway down his shaft. The ‘fuck’ comes out at an audible volume when he starts fucking up into you.

“Say my name..”

“Uugh-oh-Yuuji-yes-“

“Say it again..”

“Oh-fuck-Yuuji-please!”

“That’s my girl..”

His girl.

That’s all you are right now. All you wanna be. His.

The thought tips your scale.

Your hands fly into his hair as the knot inside you finally frays apart and you scream out into the climax.

He pulls you into his body and slams up into you one more time, burying himself inside you as your spasming cunt milks the cum right out of him.

You’re whimpering and jerking in his arms while he pants and holds you down, rutting into you in reflex.

You exchange hushed expletives, finally regaining consciousness as your shared orgasm subsides, still clutching each other. You feel fluid spill out of you when he pulls out.

“Oh, shit” he looks down at the mess he made of you.

“Don’t worry baby..” you reassure him. You’ve had an IUD for over a year.

He cradles you and lifts you from his lap to lay you down beside him. Your body feels sticky, spent, and numb.

He can’t take his eyes off the beautiful flush on your face. You look like an angel. It makes his heart ache.

You’re surprised by the lack of guilt you feel about what you just did. You smile at him. Surely it’ll hit you later, but right now you just don’t care.

That was incredible.

“Yuuji?”

He pushes your hair behind your ear.

“Let’s go take a bath...”

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[fuck-customers]

This is more of a 'fuck manager' type of scenario. My first proper job was in a plus size clothing company for larger ladies. It was aimed at more older ladies, so I was usually the youngest in the store by 20 years or so. When I first started, it was great! I was taught properly how to do things by my lovely manager, and if I made a mistake I was politely corrected, and I was never once late, and I always took other people's shifts (mainly because I needed the money), but I was getting the hang of it despite the hard work.

But then about 2 months after I started working, my boss decided to step down from manager to casual, meaning we needed a new manager. This new manager came from a retail background, but hadn't been a manager before, so she was a bit new to the role. In the beginning she was fine, not as nice as my old manager, but fine. But then over time, she got shittier towards me specifically. Maybe it was my age, or personality clash; god knows what I did to piss her off.

Once I asked her about my pay, because I didn't think I had been paid properly (I hadn't) and she told me it wasn't her problem and to take it up with the payroll co-odinators, which I did. I was paid under by $48AUD. I had clocked into an extra shift because someone didn't turn up, and she didn't clock it into the payroll, so SHE was in the wrong and fucked up my hours. 'Fair enough,' I thought 'She's new. It's a small mistake that is now fixed... We'll move on.'

She then began to cut down my hours. I had been happily doing store openings & closings, and lunch covers a good 4 days a week as well as Friday nights and the weekends. I was saving up for university, so the hours and money were really good! And then my new manager put me to do 2 lunch covers and a Sunday. I was on a gap year saving up for uni, so I was more than happy to work every day if needed. But she cut down all our hours so much that, for some reason, she was looking to hire another casual (unnecessarily I might add). AND she changed the way that we did the end of day progress form that we send to Head Office and didn't tell me, so no matter what I did, the form wouldn't properly email to HO, and she accused me of being dumb and not listening. I wasn't doing it on purpose, I was really trying, and I didn't understand what went wrong. Another thing I'll add, is that if we had a confrontational customer, I was advised to call my new boss for advice on how to handle it if she wasn't there, but every time I did, she would never answer, so I had to deal with the customer in a way I thought was best. Then the following week I would be berated for doing the wrong thing and not calling her.

Later that month, I came across an email on the store computer sent from my boss to Head Office saying that she doesn't trust me and that I am lazy and clearly don't pay attention. I can't believe she sent it from the store computer! She didn't even bother to delete it, and she knows I saw it. She also stopped letting me do the banking or filling out the bank forms, which I was still learning. This is what really pissed me off. I am stubborn, yes, maybe a little silly; but I am NOT untrustworthy or lazy.

Also, because the company is very scabby, our cleaning products were busted, mainly the vacuum. We're supposed to vacuum every afternoon, but the vacuum didn't really work. I told my boss this, and she insisted it that it worked fine, but that she'd talk to HO about it. Once, the whole tube of the vacuum popped out (it was held on by duct tape), so I left it out back and didn't vacuum that day... Well, the next day, the first time ever out of my 6 months of working there, I was late by 15 minutes. I hate being late, and I texted my boss and was so apologetic (I was the lunch cover) and ran to the store as quick as I could and was willing to stay behind an extra 20 minutes to make up for the lost time, and boy I copped an earful from her. She was already pretty pissed off that day, and she was telling me it was unprofessional and that she doesn't expect me to ever do that again and that if I do I might be fired (I did agree it was unprofessional, but her tone of voice was condescending and rude). She then made me vacuum the store as customers were walking around (I was making a customer cough, which I felt so bad about). Thing is, my manager NEVER cleaned at the end of day throughout her working there. She thought she was too worthy for that. I would come in the the store clearly dusty/ dirty from the day before!   Anyway, not 20 minutes after that, a customer asks for something we don't have, and I suggest she go a few floors down to another plus sized store which is more younger and 'feminine'. That wasn't the word I was looking for, but the other store's a little more sexy and clingy compared to our more casual style. My manager didn't appreciate the insinuation of calling our clothes unfeminine (which I wasn't doing at all), and she began to have a go at me in front of the customer. Even the customer was defending me, looking clearly uncomfortable. She berated me after that and she told me 'not to give her attitude'. 1. I am not your daughter, I am your colleague, don't talk to me like that. 2. I am not giving you attitude, I am giving you the reason for my actions, not giving an excuse, and 3. Maybe if you weren't such a bitch to me since you got here, I wouldn't be feeling so defensive and confrontational!

Those are the major things that stuck out, but I had many conversations with her that also pissed me off. She pissed a lot of customers off too, and some even refused to go in there when she's on shift. Also, after her little spats at me, she would continue the day like she hadn't just upset me, and she would come up and tell me deep, personal stuff, like how she's going through a midlife crisis, her crack addicted neighbour, and her friends dying of cancer. Like, I'm a 20 year old retail worker, not a therapist.

I know this isn't as bad as other's retail experience, but overall, my boss made me hate that job. I miss the customers and my old manager, but that's it. Hopefully, I never see her again.

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