#WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANNNN

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

if you would all allow me to be delusional for a moment - so i went back to staring Very Hard at the neighborhood map and. um. well. im chucking my marbles out the window! as always take all of this with a Hefty grain of salt!

i thought i saw a weird pixel in Frank's window so i zoomed in. then i took a screenshot, and fucked with the contrast/brightness settings. and uhhhhhh

UHHHHHH

FRANK??? HELLO???? HE'S IN THERE? i'm pretty sure im Not seeing things bc that is definitely a vague gray tube-outline with a yellow spot in the shape of Frank's nose. hidden in the dark. and i might be seeing things but in the pane next to his face it kinda looks like his hand is on the window? but! Frank's in there! what the fuck!

so naturally i slowly scrolled through the neighborhood Zoomed The Fuck In. obvi there's nothing in Home's eyes, and Barnaby's & Sally's single visible windows(?) are closed. I couldn't find any out-of-place pixels in Julie's or Poppy's.

but! Eddie's kinda freaked me out a little! look at this shit!

on the top left pane... are those fingerprints pressing into the glass? and in the lower left, is that a fucking Face peering out? a creepy ass face that almost looks like some sort of mask? there seems to be another Shape in the upper right... another face perhaps?

and then there's the weird window shine in the lower right (along with maybe Another face...). it almost looks like a string of letters. there isn't a single pattern/design like that anywhere else in the neighborhood. what's up with that....

oh and also, just went back to double check the post office's display window

there seems to be another face - all the way to the right in the darkness. judging by the shape of the paler (yellowish?) pixels between what must be eyes, i think that's Eddie. and i think i see ears and a hat... not sure though. this one is really tough to see but it's There

(side note: Eddie is totally fucked, isn't he? between the faces(?) and hands behind his door, Home sitting in his display, and the hyacinths by his building, the emphasis on his memory (or lack-thereof) in a project that is, in a sense, About memory... i'm concerned! and eating it tf up! hell yeah lets get funky!)

now i couldn't see any, like, concrete Faces or anything in Howdy's store. but! you can kinda see inside! observe~

in the big open window, you can kinda make out some sort of container on a counter and what might be shelves or a kind of brick pattern. and then above the 100% sign... hold on are those fuckign Eyes? lets take a look zoomed in & without the image adjustments!

yeah those uh. i think those are eyes. Wally-esque eyes peering out of the darkness. though they also mildly remind me of eyespots on insect wings. butterfly eyespots, perhaps. inch resting indeed...

WAIT I LIED!!! there DOES seem to be another string of letter-like symbols in the neighborhood, not just the post office's window shine. now it could be just a wild coincidence, but at the same time it seems kind of... purposeful. like that's not normal shading/coloring.

check out the blue window border on Howdy's Place, next to the apples. the lighter blue pixels seem Arranged. i think i see a clear N, and either an R or a P... along with some other symbols that i don't recognize as anything. the lower ones look kinda like faces? what could the top one be? is any of it anything or am i looking too hard?

in short: they're watching us watch them and there's way more to the map than initially meets the eye....

(edit: i've added a reblog w/ the images outlined! badly outlined but a clearer View of what i see nonetheless! + some notes on more little things outlining helped me notice)

#throttling my laptop WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? WHAT DOES IT MEANNNNNNN #got a little spooked there ngl.... #noticing the faces(?) in eddie's gave me a lil startle. got a little chill up my spine #I LOVE IT! #im gonna be reeling over this all night.... #the implications! the arising questions!! the Choices!!! #frank and eddie being the only ones with their faces in their windows (plus a couple extra) #eddie and howdy having letters/symbols(?) on their buildings #THE EYES IN HOWDY'S STORE!!! #i feel like these are important misplaced pieces of a puzzle i havent even opened yet #god and like. tiny home in eddie's window yeah but that With the eyes in howdy's store? #both buildings - both Stores! - seeming to have hidden letters on them??? WHAT DOES IT MEANNNN #of course i could be just plain insane and seeing things #but some of it.... ough i dont think i am fellas #welcome home speculation #wh speculation #homebogging #ive been meaning to Examine the updated map.... not much Changed or caught my attention but a few things did #why does barnaby have a carton of milk outside his house? something to do with the phrase 'no use crying over spilled milk'? #the flower patch behind julie's house is Oddly green.... kinda reminds me of a body dump #that plus the red thing next to the bowling ball (a ribbon? scissors? something else?) makes me Suspicious #along with a mildly delusional Theory i've had since my first good Examining Of The Map (before the update!) #but thats not what this post is about #theres just. theres interesting things in there! #thank you for reading! i need to go Think about this all.... #im feeling the urge to up the contrast/brightness of Every Single Slightly Dark image on the site <3

[j3ntle]

Not to sound like a bitch or anything but I'm so tired of seeing han so hee & song kang shippers insult yoo jung. Like grow tf up and leave my girl alone 🤨

#she stole sk from hs #kim yoo jung #yoojung baby get behind me #my demon #do do hee #jeong guwon #kdrama #song kang #saw someone say LIKE BITCH WHAT DOES EVEN MEANNNN #i cannot belive that this whole thing is even a discussion

[evansbby]

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#im watching old episodes of America’s next top model and #these two girls on it are like ‘we are so self critical and unless you’re European you won’t understand that!!1!’ #(saying this with full American accents btw😂😭) #and another girl goes ‘but didn’t yall move to America when you were kids?’ #and the ‘European’ girl BURSTS at her like ‘DO YOU KNOW HOW HURTFUL THAT IS1!1!1’ #like… bruh 😂😂😂😂 #first of all… what is ‘European’ you’re just bunching several separate countries into one lump #but these girls were so clearly just… American like… IDGI 😂😂😭😭😭 #their whole childhoods and teenage years were spent in America #at this point you are American no? #please correct me if I’m saying something wrong #one of the girls was french and the other Ukrainian #as in they moved to America from those countries when they were children #but like wdym ‘I act like this bc I’m European’ LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANNNN GIRLIE #why do Americans think ‘Europe’ is just one big country where everyone acts the same 😂😂😂😭😭😭 #it’s actually insane #lol #it’s the way she got SOOOO offended #😭😭😭😭😭 #I mean tbf I moved to the uk from Pakistan when I was 14

[magnoliamyrrh]

dear romanians and bulgarians, we need to decolonize our lands of ourselves, balkan nationalists are right, were a bunch of turks or persians or mongol invaders or whatever, we all need to hold hands and go back to central asia or the stepee or wherever we came from. and personally apologize for stealing this land from (??). and all slavs should personally apologize for the slavic invasions too btw and uhhh. give this land back to (??) and leave. actually guess we should give this land to the roma who have totally been here much longer than us and were the indigenous original people, i guess. very helpful. remember if you ever wanted to make a little cottege on the land your mixed af ancestors lived on for thousands upon thousands of years, youre a fucking colonizer

#facepalming into sunday #WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEANNNN #brooooooo #this is such useless discourse this is such a useless way of framing the ethnic issues we hsve

[pigmalionizam]

"buy ad free our site is dying 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" i keep not buying it because y'all keep threatening to make choices that make the website unusable

#what the fuck does 'collapsed reblogs' even MEANNNN half the posts on my dash are under a keep reading as it is

[psychicpinenut]

working customer service in relation to optics and glasses makes me have less and less sympathy for glass wearers like omg get lasik or something instead of whining about the colour of your glasses???

#'the gradiant tint aligns with the prescription' WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANNNN #DON'T GET FUCKING GRADIENT COLORING ON YOUR PRESCRIPTION GLASSES THEN??? #pine rambles #like omg die #customer service shenanigans

[llycaons]

He’s still watching them when he feels something whack him hard on the arm; when he turns around, Jiang Cheng is towering over him, a wooden practice sword in his hands and a scowl on his face.

“What are you staring for?” He thrusts the training sword at Wei Wuxian. “At least go make yourself useful!”

STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM. real talk a big issue that a lot of reconciliation fics have is taking for granted that the audience even wants to reconciliation to happen. tbf if someone's reading a reconciliation fanfic it's probably because they're already a jc fan and want to see their relationship repaired, but if it's just part of a general postcanon work, I feel like the author needs to put in the work. what does jc bring to wwx's life? why is this relationship valuable and worth preserving? what would wwx lose if he was cut off from jc permanently? what changes do they both have to make to make that happen, and it is worth it for them? because if you can't convince me that wwx is better off with jc in his life (and a vast majority of fics can't), then I'm not going to like the fic

#that does not make for good character drama if you want the audience to be invested in them becoming close again methinks! #like. so many reconciliation fics just make it seem like jc is an unrepentant shithead who wwx is way better off without #'they were brothers' WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNN #is jc going to go back to trying to protect him? #is he going to put aside his anger and remember their family together? #are they going to get to a place where they can sincerely joke around and have fun together again? #is he going to offer him affection without layers of sarcasm and irony which is the only way wwx will believe him? #will he apologize for the harm he's caused? etc. #im just sick of jc's personality in fics...I like him in canon but fic jc is the worst and we're expected to love him #did you people even watch the show #ficblogging

[nell-pointer]

TUBBO STOOOOPPPPPPPP

#WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEANNNN #dsmp #tubbo

[hopemp3]

i am such a normal individual who can ignore bad takes and different opinions on their favorite media and not be affected by it at all

#LIKEEEE IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT..... #but telling me 'its objectively bad and you don't understand why anyone would even like it' HM. HMMMMM. #'why does a demographic that this thing appeals to even exist' WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT THE FUCK #sorry. normal again. #lenn.text

[clowningaroundmars]

No i adore ur tags plz continue. I do really like the idea of kevin being aspec! I personally headcannon gwen as aromantic bisexual, so its basically a lot of comphet on both ends yk (i personally see kevin as a completely alien sexuality, with attraction and sex being something illusive to him bc he didnt grow up in the alien culture that would have made it make sense, sane w gender). I also believe (not discounting ur headcannons bc i agree there is something not allo abt kevin and also about ben [sub footnote did u know the reason he abd julie broke up is implied to be bc he wouldbt put out for her? During the episide where theyre shown to break it off julie is talking about taking their relationship to "the next level" and when ben gets upset to her but is rlly just playong a video game sge dumps him. Makes u think] but anyway i also think allo ppl should totally also engage in relationship anarchy and also it doesnt just have to be "friendship+"like i see a lot of ppl define it as, ppl can have relationships w love and sex and all that bullshit and still be like 'fuck labels' bc they dont like what they come with. Which is what i imagine for ben and kevin, that their relationship is like soulmate life partner who i kiss and hang from a flag pole by their underwear/shove in a locker.) Anyway this ask is too long but uve engaged me in my favorite subject, ben and kevins relationship. Have a good day

no no this is all AMAZING i love it too!! i am also a resident bevin stan altho i'm newer to the fandom but ye lol

very valid points esp wrt kevin being so entrenched in Alien Culture that relationships as humans see it (well, commonly anyways) is completely foreign to him. but at the same time, he was homeless for a MINUTE, didn't grow up in a normal environment for a kid at all and even if he was 100% human, his life is... simply not normal at all LOL so no matter what, this poor boy didn't stand a chance in normative relationships as defined by society anyways

so yeah even tho i hc kevin as aspec myself bc i love to Project, i also agree that even if he is allo that it would be best for him not to end up in a typical allosexual hetero setup (well. i mean he did in the show but his story has been retconned 50 times by now so. what's another retcon? :D)

RELATIONSHIP ANARCHYYY!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

soulmate life partners who kiss each other and shove each other into lockers LAKDJDKSKS accurate

god how absolutely wild it is that we get a relationship this complex and deep in a freakin kids show tho huh. everyone's talkin about enemies to lovers meanwhile ben 10 writers are living in 3099 portraying a lifelong relationship between two young boys until adulthood where they're lovers, best friends, enemies, soulmates AND rivals all at the same time huh

enemies to lovers? no.

enemies AND lovers. AND friends. AND rivals. AND soulmates!!!

#mine #but yeah thanks for sending in this gem into my inbox ♡ #i luuuuv your art! keep up the good work!!! (≡^∇^≡) #also huh! yeah i knew ben and julie broke up but i didnt know abt ben being afraid to take their relationship to the next level 👁👁 #yes yes. that does indeed. sound Very Asexual lol #but it is hard to tell bc tbh their entire existences and lives are just so alien (excuse the pun LOL) to us #its hard to tell tbh esp with all the seemingly performative amatonormativity and allonormativity goin on in the show #ugh i dont wanna sound like a grumpy aroace sayin that. i know this is a kids show LOL #but i hope u kno what i meannnn #me personally im not such a big fan of romance and sex myself #i find i shoot aroace beams directly into my blorbos bc thats just simbly who i am #so yeah i agree allos can have sex n romance and still call their relationship a qpr for example #but somehow. for me even when they have sex or do romance they have sex or do romance aroacely #does that make sense. do i sound crazy #ANYWAYSSS im rambling but ye #thanks for reading all this mess!!! :) #ben 10

[neontetra]

at this point i genuinely feel like im being gaslit about covid like i have to keep googling the daily us covid death count bc more and more ppl who seemed careful and aware abt it arent masking anymore and ppl are acting like its finally on the same level as the flu for real now as if ~200 ppl on average dont die bc of covid every fucking day this is ridiculous i dont CARE if thats LESS people than before that is not NORMAL

#chatter #''well covid is here to stay!'' what does that even fucking meannnn i hope you die actually #this isnt even getting into long covid LOL ppl just seem to wanna pretend thats not happening. shocker

[ghostfacd]

LIVE LAUGH, SCREAM! | TOM BLYTH

pairing. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader

summary. where one comment could lead into an internet feud between tom blyth and yn avocot, resulting in them falling inlove ?!

author’s note. [ THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE YN AND TOM STARTED DATING ] thank you to the nonnie that said yn gives off scream vibes bc they’re the reason i even made this post in the first place! 🤭

installment of this au | read for context

ynuser scream bts (you’re welcome!)

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jennaortega did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

➥ jackchampion no but it might’ve when she stabbed u in the movie

➥ ynuser JACK 😭😭

user1 jenna flirting, jack teasing, I LOVE THIS CAST YOUR HONOR

user2 okay but literally your performance was just chefs kiss 😭 PLEASE tell me you’re starting in other movies as well bae

➥ ynuser oh thank you!! im so honored you enjoyed it ❤️ I will get back to you on your question!! 👀

➥ user3 OMGG YN IN ANOTHER FILM WOULD BE KILLER

➥ user4 well actually 🤓☝️ she was one of the ghostface in the film which means she actually was a killer

user5 @/user4 bye

tomblyth amazing film

➥ ynuser thanks

➥ user6 THANKS?? THANKS?! girl that’s tom blyth

➥ ynuser @/user6 who?

user7 no way this girl just asked who tom blyth is

➥ user8 well can u blame her tho?? he’s in like what, billy the kid or whatever? it’s not that known..

➥ user9 nah girl stars in one film and thinks she’s all that 😭

rachelzegler YOU DID SO GOOD GIRL 💕

➥ ynuser rachel my love 😭😭❤️

tomblyth who am I? well now you know

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user10 oh he’s so fine

user11 LMFAOO is this a jab at yn not knowing who you are

user12 show that girl 🤭🤭 she thinks she’s all that after getting one acting gig

➥ user13 y’all are so obsessed with her hello..

ynuser sure. now i know

➥ user14 oh im having so much fun watching all this go down

ynuser more bts because i love scream 6 and so should you!

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tomblyth yeah the movie’s cool and all but how abt i treat you out for dinner?

➥ user15 HELLO???

user16 enemies to lovers era ?

user17 pls lord get these two together

jackchampion say yes to the dinner invite and bring me back steak

➥ ynuser 🤨🤨

➥ jackchampion and a vanilla soda too please

user18 i love jack n yn’s friendship

ynuser and tomblyth both posted a story!

ynuser eating sushi and then putting on some comfy pjs is a great way to spend a day

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user19 the way tom also posted sushi pics very similar to what she’s eating…

➥ user20 WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE MATCHING HOTDOG STORY POSTS AS WELL 😭😭😭

user21 pjs TOGETHER?! im afraid we’ve lost her

user22 everybody knows.. everybody knows

jackchampion splendid way to spend the day

➥ user23 what if it’s jack?? tom and yn don’t even fw each other LOL

➥ user24 true. he did ask her for dinner tho

➥ user25 who wouldn’t? she’s yn.

Eclaté_Mode On this new episode of BTS With Your Favorites, Tom Blyth dishes on his skincare routine, how he keeps himself productive during breaks, and his internet rivalry with actress, Y/N Avocot. Full video linked in bio

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user26 THE WAY HE COMPLIMENTS YN this is definitely enemies to lovers

user27 “me and yn have exciting need to share soon” excuse me

user28 so they inlove or what

user29 yn fell inlove with a brit man it’s over for US

user30 WAIT WHAT DOES HE MEANNNN

tomblyth well surprise. enemies to lovers much?

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ynuser nice pic send me it

user31 WAITT RACHEL HIM AND YN IN A FILM?? did not expect this..

user32 hold awn..

user33 is this confirmation they’re dating

➥ ynuser we aren’t dating.

➥ rachelzegler yet.

➥ user34 RACHEL???

rachelzegler you’re welcome for this crossover, i encouraged both of them to audition for the role

➥ user35 WE LOVE RACHEL ZEGLER

jennaortega take care of my gf 😽

#Coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow x you #coriolanus snow angst #coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus snow imagine #coriolanus snow fanfiction #coriolanus snow x reader #tom blyth x reader #tom blyth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosbas #the hunger games x reader

[littlepetbee]

whenever i see people say that they can’t ship jukebox because there’s such a ‘visible age gap’ i have to push my granny glasses up on the bridge of my nose and squint at my laptop screen trying to figure out which one of these infants apparently looks ‘’’’grown’’’’

#personal #i meannnn that really and truly might be because i'm old as dirt L O L #obvs it's totally valid for ppl to feel that way esp bc charlie /is/ quite a bit older than madi #i just think that even tho he looks grown Now he def didn't back on the show adkjhflshjg that was a whole ass baby #i thought for sure him and madi were the same age...like 17 or something...then was absolutely shocked to find out that wasn't true #(on both of their parts!) #i showed my mom some clips once and she remembered that i'd said there was a six year age gap #and the second she saw charlie she was like 'awww that's the little one right??? what a sweet little babyface :')' #nope sorry ma try again......though i can see why you thought that lol #okay you know who /does/ look grown on the show tho??? jeremy. #they dropped that literal Adult Man into the middle of a kids' show and said 'behold! a Child!' #anyways this has been tonight's ramble :)

[joesheistyy]

will you teach me?

in this two sided imagine, the reader teaches Joe something and vice versa :)

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A few night ago, you and Joe were getting ready for bed in your en suite bathroom. Your hair was still damp from your shower, so you took this opportunity to do two dutch braids down the crown of your head. As Joe bent over the sink to brush his teeth, he kept looking up to see what you were doing. He was mesmerized by the simple act of braiding your hair.

"Will you teach me how to do that?" he questioned, standing up after rinsing his mouth.

"How about I teach you how to do a simple three strand braid next time my hair is air dried?" you ask, grabbing his hands and pulling yourself into his chest.

"But what if I wanna learn nowww," he whined.

"Sorry baby, what's done is done for now. Next time, I promise," you lifted up on your tip toes and kissed his forehead. Soon leaving the bathroom to get tucked into bed.

Throughout the time your hair was braided, Joe continued to play with it. He would toss the long braids around, pretend to use them as a mustache, and any dorky thing he could think of. "you're such a handful, Burrow," you chuckled as you both drifted off to sleep.

A few days later, you got around to washing your hair again. Joe continued to pester you for days over teaching him how to braid.

"Is it time?" he asked, coming around the corner of the bathroom door as you were drying off.

"Almost Joey. Gotta let my hair dry first. It'll be easier for you that way," you said, getting dressed with your hair up in a towel wrap.

"Is it dry, is it dry, is it dry?" Joe poked around after an hour of sitting on the couch together.

"I think so babe, let me go grab my hairbrush and a hair tie," you said, standing up from the couch. Joe's eyes beamed with excitement. The look on his face causing you to smile with him.

"Okay Joey, you gotta brush out my hair first so it is knot free," you sat down on the floor while he sat on the couch.

"Oh I see how it is, you just want me to do your dirty work for you," he laughed, taking the brush from your hands.

"I meannnn," you trailed.

"Okay, it's all brushed. What's next?" he asked eagerly.

"First, you're gonna want to split my hair into three even sized sections," Joe followed your directions.

"Next, you're gonna take the left strand and cross it over the middle strand. Now, what used to be the left strand is the middle strand," you said. Joe did a little wiggle at the fact that you were thoughtfully teaching him.

"Okay, I got it, what's next?"

"So now that what used to be the left strand is the middle strand, right? The next step is to take the right strand and cross it over the new middle strand. Does that make sense?" You tried to avoid moving your head, even though Joe's concentration face was always precious.

"Yes ma'am. This is cool!" he exclaimed like a toddler on their birthday.

"So now, you just keep doing that series of steps. Left over middle, right over middle," before you could even finish your sentence, Joe took off, eager to show you his hard work. Quickly after the last directions were given, Joe exclaimed "Done!"

"Let me see babe, take a picture with your phone for me," you sat patiently, waiting to see his hard work. "Not bad Joey! It could use some work, but you get the idea!" you said with a proud look on your face, tilting your head back for a kiss. Joe obliging. As the evening went on, Joe continued to braid and unbraid your hair, brushing it in-between braids he worked on so it wouldn't hurt your pretty little head.

"Next, I'll teach you how to French braid, how cool does that sound?" You asked.

"Way cool. I'm ready!"

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Joe was spending time outside in your multiple acre backyard simply just seeing how far he could throw a football. You stood at the back door, watching him lob football after football.

You decided to join him, it looked like a beautiful day outside.

"Hi baby! Did you see how far I just threw that one? It went so far I think I lost it!" Joe laughed, pulling you into a spinning hug. He was in his own world when he was throwing footballs on his own which would 99% of the time guarantee a great mood.

"You just look so hot throwing these down the yard. Will you teach me?" Joe's face lit up at the fact that you wanted to learn how to do something that meant so much to him.

"Of course baby, let's go pick up some of these balls first," he said, walking around to the garage to start the 4 wheeler. You hopped on behind him with the nearly empty duffle bag of footballs. Collecting the footballs that you could see was a quick task yet seemed to go by so slow because of your eagerness.

As Joe parked the 4 wheeler, he offered his hand to help you off. "I don't need no help Burrow, I'm about to be as good as a starting quarterback. Maybe even better," you nudged his shoulder causing a boisterous laugh to echo throughout the yard.

"Oh right, you goober," he laughed, throwing you over his shoulder to carry you back to the backyard to his favorite throwing spot.

"Show me, show me, show me!" you cheered at him as he put you down onto the ground gently.

"Okay y/n. Watch this," he says with a shit eating grin on his face as he sent a football soaring further than you've ever seen before.

"That's showing me, not teaching me, asshole," you joked and tried to push him. He laughed at your sad attempt to sack him to the ground.

"Now are you ready? Here's how we hold the ball," Joe demonstrated to you, making sure you had a football to follow along with him. Adjusting your hand position and fingers to mimic his even though his fingers were much longer than yours.

"Next, what I want you to do is bring your arm back like this," Joe began as he grabbed your arm and brought it back behind your head. "After that, you're gonna find your target and just absolutely chuck it," he forced your arm to fling forward, sending the ball directly to the ground.

"I don't think I've ever seen you send it in that direction," you laughed at him, outstretching your hand as a sign for Joe to pass you another ball.

"You ready to try it on your own?" Joe asked, you nodded in response.

"Don't watch me this time, it's gonna be bad," you laughed as you reached up to cover his eyes and turn him around.

"Oh come on babe, it won't be so bad," he laughed, turning back around.

"Fine, but you have to agree not to laugh at me," you outstretched your pinky to meet his, searching for a very serious pinky promise.

You cocked your arm back to try to launch the ball. It made it nowhere close to where any of Joe's footballs had landed.

"Not bad y/n!" Joe cheered excitedly.

"Throw one with me?" you asked, both of you reaching for another ball.

"Sure, but don't get mad when I make it 4 times your distance," he laughed, passing you a ball.

"Yeah yeah, whatever Burrow," You began, "Alright, 3...2...1..."

You both launched your footballs. Yours made it further than you expected and you could see a glimmer of pride in Joe's eyes.

"Damn mama, looks like you could really be the next Burrow. Quarterback or wife," Joe winked at you, leaning down to bring you into a romantic kiss.

You tried to hide the blush on your face in his chest and Joe just pulled you closer in for a hug. He was so proud that his girl wanted to know his first love, football.

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this was so cute wtf I could cry

#joe burrow #joe burrow fic #joe burrow imagine #bengals quarterback #bengals #nfl imagine #nfl #football #cutie joe #such a cutie

[abandonedbun]

I have a Luca Balsa request,,If u write nsfw.. Him with an oral fixation. thats it (if u want u can also add naib, mike, norton, victor and andrew 💕 and whoever else u want) HVE A NICE DAY BUN <3

Bun had to restart this SO MANY TIMES BECAUSE TUMBLR’S MEANNNN! But she finished! Bun loooved doing this, she loves them so much >/////<

Fun fact! Bun thinks Victor would have an oral fixation the most out of the characters! :3 oh and she listened to ‘shame’ by Mitski when writing Andrew’s part

Bun did it where the reader’s receiving, she’s gotta work on her smut more

Content note:Mentions of overstim, edging, face sitting mentioned for Mike, Victor being soft and perfect because he’s the world’s most perfect man and nobody can tell Bun otherwise, also mentions of wearing Victor’s stuff (hat, shirts, uniform), praising, roughness

Please give Bun tips on how to improve! They’re very appreciated!

Nsfw under read more!

Luca Balsa <333

Luca isn’t the most experienced when it comes to sex in general, so he’d need some guidance for when it comes to giving you oral

He also isn’t the fastest learner, but he tries!

When he gets the hang of things he’s going to be almost addicted to your taste

Loves being between your thighs, one of his fav things

He’s very skilled with his hands, and has a long tongue, of course he wants to use them to pleasure you!

His tongue would be licking your sex and his hands are only doubling your pleasure

He isn’t gonna stop until you’re fully satisfied

Also this sorta does pleasure him as well

When he’s done his face is going to be covered in your juices

Your thighs are gonna be a mess after, they also have some hickeys, bite marks, and slight scratches

He’d offer to clean you up after that

Sometimes cleaning up doesn’t just stay as cleaning up and it leads to him giving you head again

He enjoys this more then he ever thought he would

Naib Subedar <333

He goes pretty fast, for sex it isn’t that different

He loves oral, both receiving and giving

When he’s giving you head he’s sloppy with it, he sets up a sloppy, fast and rough pace that’ll make you squirm under him

Also somebody who loves how you taste, and he isn’t hiding it

If you try thrusting into his mouth or if you just squirm a lot he’d give a small smirk because he knows he’s doing a good job at making you feel good

More then happy to pin your hips down if he thinks it’s needed

Accidentally overstimulates you sometimes, he gets lost in the taste that he can’t help it

Now this is a bit of a guilty pleasure of his but he loves giving oral in semi public places, happens mainly if he’s pent up or very jealous

When he’s jealous his oral fixation kicks in but it’s a bit more.. extreme if that makes sense

He’d give you head in the same clothes you wore when you spoke to whoever made him jealous, only thing that’s off is your pants and underwear (or if you wear skirts/dresses, only your underwear would be off)

He’ll grab your hips and pull you closer to lick at your sex more

He’d be more sloppy and quick, wanting you to make a mess and cum all over

The sheets are a mess after, and he apologizes if he hurt you and just lets you relax

Mike Morton <333

Mike is a little gremlin, but in a lovable way

I can guarantee you that he loves giving oral, one of his top fav things

He can be so cruel sometimes, he’ll have you on the bed with you tearing up and whining!

Reason why is that he’s having the time of his life torturing you, he won’t let you cum yet! Not until he says so!

You’ll have to beg for it if you want it so badly

And when he finally thinks you’re allowed to cum he’ll speed up his pace and go at your sensitive spot even more

The gremlin purposely overstimulates you, he knows what he’s doing (also he does it with your consent 👍)

He’ll praise you and give you encouragement to keep going

Praising you how you taste so good, how you’re being so good by taking this and that you can take it for a little longer

Also very skilled with his hands so he’s definitely going to use them to make you cum more

One rubbing your sex as he licks it, and the other fingering you

Not showing any mercy as well, he’s making sure he’s satisfied (and that you’re satisfied as well)

But he does like taking his sweet time giving you head, he sees no problem in being slow once in a while

He can be dominant at times and likes having full control when giving you oral, having things his way (unless he thinks you deserve a special reward when he’s pleasuring you <3)

Since it’s Mike we’re talking about he’ll most likely ask you to sit on his face, he’s pulling your hips closer to his face and having the time of his life while you’re cumming all over his face

He’d like the favor to be returned later though, by you putting your mouth to work <3

Norton Campbell <333

He’s decently experienced, so he’d know what to do to make you feel good

And he usually doesn’t take too much advantage of it.. sometimes he does

His oral fixation can be a bit more calm but some other times he shows no mercy

He’ll purposely avoid the spots you need to be touched the most and when he sees you thrusting your hips up and whining he knows he’s doing a good job

He’s smirking by the fact you’re almost losing all self control

Doesn’t mean he’ll torture you forever though!

Norton has veeery big hands, they’re also quite roughed up from his work back in the mine! And strong, he can use them for a long time!

When he does let you squirm as much as you’d like he’ll be licking at your sex while using his hands, one rubbing/stroking it and his other hand’s fingering you while going at your sensitive spot

He usually preps you with oral so you’d experience it a lot! And he doesn’t just stop after you came once, not only does he want to make sure you’re ready but he wants to make you feel very good before it while taking his time with you (and this probably gets him more hard just saying)

By the time he’s decided to pull away his hair’s a mess, face is flushed, and covered in your cum

Maybe he should make your face a mess next…

Victor Grantz <333

Victor, my fav switch boy, he’s more sub leaning! And honestly such a sweetheart when he’s giving oral

He couldn’t bring himself to go fast, rough and sloppy when it comes to you!

He tries being careful when giving oral, making sure to be soft with it so you can enjoy it and so he can truly take his time tasting you, will go faster if you ask though!

The most shy about his oral fixation, but also has the most fantasies about giving you head

Loves giving you oral when you’re wearing something like his hat, he can never not love it

And if you were to have the same clothing size as Victor or to be smaller he’d love if you wore something like his uniform or his shirts! (If you’re smaller I’ll let you know that he finds it so cute when you’re wearing one of his shirts, especially if it slips off your shoulders)

Also could never edge you, wants you to cum on his face, he loves it <3 (or he’d swallow your cum 👀)

Victor may not overstimulate you (most of the time) but he does go many rounds with you when it comes to oral

He’d give soft praise and ask if it’s okay to go again and if you agree he’ll tell you to tell him whenever he should stop/say the safe word, he’ll kiss and rub your thighs softly until you’ve calmed down and you’re ready for another round

He’s the kind of guy to quietly moan when giving head because he loves how much you taste.. lowkey perfect

After all that he gives a kiss and cleans you up, then cuddles you :)

Andrew Kreiss

He has absolutely no experience, barely got any with pleasuring himself

Please guide him on what feels good and what doesn’t

He gets the hang of it though! And may be on his mind more often then he’d like to admit…

He thinks he’s a very big sinner for thinking and wanting to do it so often, he gets so flustered at his thoughts

But.. if it’s you it might not matter so much…

Sloppy! He can be very sloppy! Leaves you aching in a good way <3

Praise him while he’s giving you head, I can guarantee you he’ll go faster because praise does stuff to him

Accidentally rough with you, he doesn’t mean to! Not with his darling!

Accidentally biting, leaving bruises.. he does it without thinking!

He’s just so used to doing things roughly it tends to slip in to his oral fixation and sex in general! He has a hard time controlling his strength

Also may leave scratch marks on your thighs and hips by accident

Has no shame when his face are covered in your juices, it’s you and he loves every part of you <3

Praise him after praise him after praise him after please it’s so worth it

PRAISE HIM DURING IT, HIS SPEED AND ROUGHNESS PICKS UP AND GSHSHS

After he asks if it was too much, if he did good, etc

Gives you a kiss on the forehead and gets you cleaned up

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