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[littlepetbee]

Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

#and they name the jaeger The Blueberry #psych

[littlepetbee]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#i wish growing up evangelical wasn't inherently traumatizing and yet... #christianity #good for u op ruining their 'fun' (???)

[littlepetbee]

people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

#yeah p much #adhd #this is only tangentially related but i wonder how common it is to struggle with the idea of long term anything whatsoever #bc i legit can't register anything but the now and the very very near 'soon' #like my therapist was asking me questions about my ocd and i've got hella issues about hella things #but then when it cane to fear of the future stuff i was just casually like 'nah i don't think about the future' #and she couldn't school her surprise and was like 'o...kay' #and i was like huh i wonder if this is adhd in action lmao

[littlepetbee]

#💅 #about me

[littlepetbee]

Today's Seal Is: Unlimited Scraggliness

#babyyyyy #animals

[littlepetbee]

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

#all they know is Ed Sheeran eat hot chip and lie #<- prev adkfjgdkf i laughed out loud

[littlepetbee]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

#do--do other places not point blank tell kids 'you don't have rights here' to make them comply???? wild. #america #maps #kid tag

[littlepetbee]

#man it was hard af to pick just one but G ur so kind. really and truly and sincerely So kind. #a bright ray of sunshine here to light up the world :') #polls

[littlepetbee]

#gimme!!!!

[littlepetbee]

Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#oh dear lord #polls #fandom stuff

[littlepetbee]

remaking (and improving) old sets ✰ 1/?

@lgbtqcreators bingo: typography

#fuuuuUUUUcckkk #scottxstiles #teen wolf

[littlepetbee]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

#pecks you pecks you pecks you pecks y #tumblr hall of fame

[littlepetbee]

EASY A (2010)

#dad of all time #easy a

[littlepetbee]

IF I COULD TAKE US BACK!!!! IF I COULD JUST DO THAT!!!! AND WRITE IN EVERY EMPTY SPACE THE WORDS 'I LOVE YOU' IN REPLACE THEN MAYBE TIME WOULD NOT ERASE ME

#throwing up <3 #jatp

[littlepetbee]

pw + God

#fucking hell #fob #religion

[littlepetbee]

that whole fantasy trope of werewolves and vampires hating each other pisses me off every time. it's like lgbt exclusionism you feel me. like I bet the real ones think it's dumb. they're out there going guys we're all children of the night. in their eyes we're ALL unholy abominations. bet there's posts on darkcreatures.net like vampires and werewolves are actually kissing on the lips rn

#you're So right #werewolves #vampires

[littlepetbee]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

#:') #science #friendship blog