#WITH BLOODY KING BAZA AND HIS MINIONS

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the wall slam scene but 12 year old me's version

FUCK YOU @howmanyholesinswisscheese I SHOWED YOU MY OLD WRITING AND YOU SAID WALL SLAM SCENE AND RUINED THE WALL SLAM FOR ME FOREVER. SO HERE MAGGOTS I'LL RUIN IT FOR YOU, TOO.

THIS WAS THE FIRST PAGE OF A STORY I WROTE WHEN I WAS 12, SO, WELL, BACK IN 2016. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THE NAME KING BAZA, IT STARTED OFF AS A BEDTIME STORY FOR MY BROTHER. THE OTHER NAMES ARE WORSE, BELIEVE ME. THE STORY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE. OH THE EXPOSITION THE INFODUMPING THE CLICHES IT'S--

THE HOMOEROTIC TENSION IS INSANE 12 YEAR OLD ME HAD NO IDEA--

YOU WANTED CURSED PROPHECIES FROM ME, THE PROPHET? TAKE CURSED PROPHECIES. WEEP, GOOD OMENS FANDOM, WEEP.

#good omens #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens fandom #I LOVE READING MY SHITTY OLD WRITING #BUT ALSO NOW THE POOR GOOD OMENS WALL SLAM IS TAINTED IN MY HEAD #WITH BLOODY KING BAZA AND HIS MINIONS #maggots #crowley #lgbtqia #aziraphale #neil gaiman #homoerotic #subtext do be subtexting #old writing #my writing #AS A TWELVE YEAR OLD PLEASE I SWEAR IM BETTER THAN THIS #wall slam #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable brainrot #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens brainrot #ineffable fandom #good omens 1 #gay