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triste-guillotine · 1 year

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AGRESSOR “Satan’s Sodomy of Death (Demos)” CD (Une excellente compilation regroupant toutes les démos du légendaire Agressor, avec certains des meilleurs titres du Death/Thrash Français à ce jour ; Total Dark Power !)

1. Blood Feast 2. Lucifers Spell 3. 666 4. Satan's Sodomy (intro) / Brainstorm 5. Uncontrolled Desire 6. Black Church 7. It's Pandemonium 8. Bloody Corpse 9. Elemental Decay 10. Dark Power 11. Neverending Destiny 12. Paralytic Disease 13. Bloody Corpse 14. Elemental Decay

01-03 : "The Merciless Onslaught" Demo 1986 04-07 : "Satan's Sodomy" Demo 1987 08-11 : "Mixed Rehearsal" Demo 1988 12-14 : "Orbital Distortion" Demo 1989

#Agressor #Death-Thrash Metal #Alex Colin-Tocquaine #J.M. 'Momo' Libeer #Jean-Luc 'Destroy' Falsini #Laurent Luret #Thierry Pinck #The Merciless Onslaught #Satan's Sodomy #Mixed Rehearsal #Orbital Distortion #La Cripta Metal Shop #GrimmDistribution #Métal Français #We Are French... Fukk You !!!

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squaunch · 26 days

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Anhören/Kaufen: 05 We are French, Fukk You von Gronibard

#bandcamp #i´m not #goregrind #france

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chewwytwee · 4 years

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I was tagged by @cloudii-skye to do this thing UwU so here we go

name: My name is Olive

nickname: Whore, Bunny, Rouge, Meow, Poodle

gender: “Hmmmmm being a guy sucks how bout I don’t”

star sign: Cancer sun Virgo moon

current time: It is exactly 12:36 AM

song stuck in my head: I’m gonna sound like a snob but Beethoven Symphoby no. 5 “Allegro Con Brio”

last movie I watched: I re-watched wolf children I think? Either that or Coherence (super indie from 2013 but is literally mindblowing)

last thing I googled: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. in english” it was some placeholder text

do I get asks: I’ll get maybe one every two or three asks memes, but I love love love getting them because my favorite topic of conversation is myself

reason for your url: There’s this pic of a cherry tree that’s really important to me, it was my pfp for a while. I wanted the url cherry-tree but it was taken so I resorted to OwO speak

following: 263 blogs (although I’m pretty sure a lot of them are inactive :///)

other blogs: oh geez uhhhhhh lemme just @chewwy-bwossom (furry blog), @lastresortart (art blog), @vineyard-wanderer (cottagecore blog), @blackfractal (horrorcore blog), (2 other blogs that are just fodder and I don’t wanna share).

lucky number: I never really thought of this but probably like,,,,,, idk 19

dream job: Freelance jazz pianist, classical performance pianist, comedian, actor, literally a performer and that’s it honestly

dream trip: Japan Japan Japan Japan Japan ohmigod it’s so pretty thereeeeee and I wanna see it and experience their art and shit like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

favorite food: Good ass ramen. Any good ass soup in general will literally make me go fucking buck wild but something about ramen is,,,,,,, better

instruments: Piano, trumpet, a very small amount of saxaphone, a very small amount of french horn, barely drums

favorite song: as of right now Jacob Collier - In the bleak midwinter (and his song “Moon river” I can’t stop listening to them)

tagging: oh geez oh gosh tagging people hard uhmmmmm @elsterz @pixelatedghosts @goodnoodlexx (fukk you ;P) and like anyone else who wants to start a chain!! Cuz this was fun and I’m happy that Skye tagged me UwU

#IM BAD AT TAGGING PEOPLE ALDJFAKLDSCMALSKDFJALKCASD #ask game #long post

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sxmbxdy-blog · 7 years

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How to Kill a Zombie by 10til

The day started like any other. I woke up, ate breakfast, got a little fitness in, then got in the shower. A beautiful daydream settles in as I’m soaping my rock hard tattooed body. J. Lo awaking me to a kiss and egg bacon and hot sauce French toast sandwich saying “Goodmorning papi, are you ready for your blowjob my mulatto champion?” Not knowing my entire world was going to crash down on me by the words “Alright niggas! Showers off!” And as the cold water stopped rinsing the suds off my body, reality set in that I was awaiting my death in a maximum of maximum security prisons. The places I’ve been locked up in aren’t even real places on the map. Back in my solitary cell all I could think about was my pending execution. September 11, three days, my fucking birthday. But hey, why not go out on ya day coming in? My final meal,an egg bacon French toast sandwich smothered in Texas pete, followed by a piping hot bowl of chicken ramen, and ended with a tub of French vanilla ice cream. Deciding to sleep these depressing but exciting thoughts off, I awake miraculously, three days later. Happy fukking Birthday. Greeted by my CO “Alright Rester its time!”, and while I’m being escorted to the van taking me to my death, all the other death row inmates ,came up to their bars holding them in from the world, all raised their fists to me, as if saying “See you soon brother.” All I could do was weep. Granted, we were all criminals in the eyes of the law, I wept, all the way to the van and as we got outside the gates standing in front of my limo, I ask if I could look once more at the halls which have held me the last ten years. Then as if on cue more bullshit comes to fuck up my day. A group of I don’t even know what the fukk runs up on us from behind and attacks both of my escorts, the cries from the van told me that that guy was fucked too. I honestly don’t know how they didn’t see me, maybe they just couldn’t see me over the top of the van, these guys had a good foot and a half over my small 5’7” 145 pound frame. Sorry ladies imagining me as some prison buffed hunk, but knowing that I’m totally fucked if I stayed there, but paralyzed with fear from the intense sounds of teeth tearing and ripping tendons and flesh apart, blood spurting and squirting everywhere, even on me, I run towards the woods in zig zag cuz I knew the boys in the tower were watching my ass, but as soon as I start running whatever attacked us started chasing me. As I got closer to the treeline , I heard four shots, then four bodies drop. There were five of them though, I turn my head to a prisoner snarling and running after me. I run for a few more yards then as if instinctively, tired of running, and now fearful of dying on my birthday, I let out a war cry to be heard across the globe, pivoted and swung around full force fists interlocked socking the som bitch right in the face knocking him to the ground and his jaw into a tree a ways away. Wanting to interrogate why he was chasing me, I opted for stomping and cursing his brains out. Nothing like the sound of squishing brain matter and a reckless amount of F-bombs to get the blood flowing. Upon finishing my pursuer, I let out another war cry which was flowed by sonic booms and the sounds of explosions. That was enough to be me back to reality. Being cuffed, hands and feet, I make my way back to the van with the keys unshackle myself, and survey the edge of the fence. Complete and utter chaos was what greeted my eyes. Half the prison was in ruins the other half in flames. Inmates running after and eating each other. I’m thinking to myself, this is the best fucking birthday I’ve ever had. My moment of awe was interrupted by more sounds of snarling as one of the inmates ran up on me only to be greeted by a swift leg kick and spinning uppercut, sending his head flying straight up, with massive amounts of blood shooting out his neck like a geyser. Realizing my most wild dream has come true, I leave all whom ever found this diary with one final statement. “I am Nikkita Rester, and I’m going to show you how to kill a zombie.”

#zombies #short story

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molotov-tea-cosies · 7 years

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rules: BOLD those statements that are true for you and tag people you want to get to know better

Sure, why not. APPEARANCE: I am 5'7" or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo (contemplating tho.) I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair (yes and no.) My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people (It depends...usually yes, but that can go badly too, my goodness.) People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me I enjoy physical challenges (depends...) I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well (Like, 10+ years ago, but not anymore.) I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it There is something I would change about my personality (hmmm) ABILITY: I can sing well (Sure.) I can play an instrument I can do over 30 push-ups without stopping (ableismo, here we go...I can probably still do this but ugh.) I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory I’m good at doing maths in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (I hate having to do this.) I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports (aerial dance and foofy stuff is more fun tho, and still hard as fukk.) I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (used to be.) I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months (not that into running.) I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing (my first love.) I do or have done martial art (kind of, not really...quick and dirty self-defense, yes.) EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss (lords, long ago.) I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day (Possibly...?) I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite bands concerts RELATIONSHIPS: I’m in a relationship (it’s complicated.) I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them (just a few days ago, lol.) I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year (but told them before then, as I recall...) I have had feelings for a friend MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a best friend I live close to my school (yes, distance-wise, no in terms of traffic, sadly.) My parents are still together (ma and step-dad, yes. Ma and bio dad, no.) I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live (no, it’s unfathomably (not really unfathomably) hot.) I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone RANDOM STUFF: I have breakdanced (kind of, not really.) I know a person named Jamie I have had a teacher with a last name thats hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair (it’s more, when did I not....) I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (lots of them, as it goes.) I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life (Yes, and gods no, and yes, yes, yes, and how do I do more than is humxnly possible??) I speak at least 2 languages (Essentially...need to brush up on Spanish tho. Also a little bit of others like Jicarilla Apache, Nahuatl, French, Irish, and some others, but it’s a teeny amount. Always trying to learn more.) I have made a new friend in the past year

Not tagging anyone this time, but would love to read anyone’s answers!

#survey says #it's hot here and I am easily distract-

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myimmortalgenerator · 7 years

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Chapter 86.

AN: I sedrics 4 Good so fuken fukk u dnot updation I kum mor chaptr is coz Im gona story dat story 4 nut u prepz speld revoiwed expect SHES A SATANITS! n shut update but den u rok. if u gurl aboth haff-blood? PLZ tel me im nut ur men u rok!111 it fuk or nut vrt1 stup glamming sa story den dumblydore 2 bet u flaming sexx! PREPZ OK! odder dis is a lotte. “OMFG letz celebrate!11” I asked. “Yeah? So?” I asked Draco WTF?” I asked. “Oh, datz Profesor McGoggle who was watching to the school. There was wearing a black leather top with pictures of Billie Joe in Boulevard of GC.” James had raped them and dey tripped tights, and red writing that MCR would hear his high heels clacking to get Satan and I went up 2 my knees. There I started 2 give them to me!” Lumpkin roared. We sat down one of da coffins frenching lace and congress shoes. He lookd exactly like a pentagram betwen Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t kill him. “Stop trying to St. Mango’s after they recovering and dis time he wuz in Azerbaijan.” I asked Profesor Slutborn. You went to the mosh pit at the bottom, red letters and was wearing black dress with him too! For a second. but she did. She contempted suicide by silting his rists outside of da sexiest goth (in case you could only one person. Draco was wearing red contact lenses on. She had n amazing ethnic voice. “Draco and Vampire. “Why can’t fucking douche!” he had short blonde face. “Draco what da dizcko or mcr) der wuz a mistak. “Hey kool where iz dis?” Dumbledark cried. I was so fucking hot!11” said Enoby.” said Britney, a fucking preppy fags!” Serious said 2 Snape. “No! Wait! It’s not a spell that’s all.” He changed into………… suddenly Lusian and Profesor Trevolry said angstily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” “That’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili. Suddenly someone called Navel but it tuned out that said under his broomsticks. “EW, YOU FUCKING CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did in pix. He had raped the caramel from Good Charlotte. I was wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under than he did da same fing to kill all of a sudden……….Hey Satan doing it wif Snap!!!!111

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