#absolute aggro

[creative-robot]

Ya know, if there is an End possibility on the server, AND they find it, what a season for there TO be considering all damage is essentially permanent. Everyone’s talking about Elytra and Chorus Fruit possibilities but uh. Guys. There’s a Dragon in there

#how many people would die from that fight alone with perma-owchies mode on #even right now like if someone found it next session somehow there is still. a Dragon #I absolutely know that they can beat the dragon. NORMALLY. and like this. but at what cost #life series #secret life #secret life smp #robot rambles #they get in there and Grian promptly commands the Dragon to only Aggro onto Jimmy for the bit #fr though if Jimmy goes out due to the dragon this season that’d be very… thematic

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[goinbhaalistic]

This is half-rant, half 'blabbing about OC lore' but like.

I'm immensely confused why so many people seem to make it Tav+Gortash (Tavtash?) VS Durgetash.

I'm very obviously more leaning to Durgetash myself because I just simply prefer the dynamic there - but I can totally see the appeal with a Tav and have my own ideas for a Tav+Gortash ship that I would like to work with one day for my own OCs.

I think the idea of having a Tav grow up with Gortash is incredible; friends to lovers to enemies? The idea of a childhood friend coming back so very different; we all grow up but Gortash had been through literal Hell. Do they stick by his side despite how changed he is, or do they accept he is not the picture they had in mind and can't come to terms with their friend no longer being there? Do they become equals or rivals? Enemies? Do they simply drift apart until one day Tav can't walk throughout the streets of the Gate without hearing the name Gortash? Does it hurt? Does it inspire?

That's just a few flavours I personally like, even.

I have two AUs for my Durge+Tav to play through together.

One, they are adopted brothers who are separated after Durge... kills their parents. They reunite as adults; both tadpoled and don't immediately realize who is who as so many years have past and Durge (Veren) literally has no memory of his brother (Emerik), anyway.

The second is a playthrough where Emerik had grown up with Gortash but Gortash, obviously, also mysteriously disappears one day (shoutouts to his shitty parents). In this run, Emerik and Veren also are still tadpoled and play throughout the game together - but once the coronation happens we get two deeply unhappy individuals who have to come to terms with the image of Gortash they both carry.

Veren has little scraps of memories and is a redeemed Urge who insists Gortash is going to be nothing but trouble, and he knows the man better than anyone.

Emerik protests that there is a good man underneath there that is worth redeeming because he knows him better than anyone. They grew up together.

Why we fightin' when we can be causing extreme emotional distress to that man and our OCs.

#bg3 #bg3 fandom critical #I've been in several fandoms before this one and I know exactly why we're fighting but still. It drives me nuts. #Literally there are two cakes infront of you why are you kicking and screaming one is chocolate and the other is vanilla or something. #Also here is where I get actually aggro? But if you're one of those weird 'Gortash is straight and only fucks Tav' people - leave. #I absolutely adore (big /s) how there's always a subsect of fucking weirdos like that. Fandom never changes.

[xamaxenta]

cleared out all the piled garbage in the living room and unearthed the last two levels of the display

new crackship zagreusxzoro 🤟🏽

#taking reference frm that artist who draws sasuke x zoro unironically and the art is absolutely stunning lolol #zogreus or?? zagro? #ZAAGRO IS SO FUNNY like aggro #works out #bonus marco hehe

[prolibytherium]

KRATOM DOESNT CAUSE HALLUCINATIONS I don't want to be an annoying pedant on a jokey IASIP post for no reason but kratom doesn't do that. You feel stimulated at low doses and comfy and sleepy at higher doses (high doses have opioid-esque effects, mitragynine interacts with mu-opioid receptors while not actually being an opioid) You might experience dreamlike thought patterns if you take enough to start knocking you out but that's mostly because it's knocking you out and you are in the process of falling asleep

Any health source claiming it causes hallucinations is likely misrepresenting data about isolated cases of psychosis associated with its use, which are likely preexisting conditions exacerbated by drug use.

#Source: Is a habitual kratom user. I WISH it made you trip. Here I am chugging green slop just to feel warm and comfy + weirdly focused #It is also. Addictive!!!! Don't start (it's not wildly addictive esp compared to actual opioids but it is very easily habit forming) #NO HATE AT THE POST IM REFERENCING I hope this doesn't come off passive aggro. Its a great conclusion to draw from that info. #A lot of web info attempts to be extra scary about it by compiling literally every experience any human being has #ever had while taking it and listing it as side effects #And I cannot physically restrain myself from being a pedant about it somewhere #It does absolutely fucking lower your blood pressure though which yeah EXTREMELY relevant there

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: Nice

Friendships: Miguel & Eli, Miguel & Demetri, Miguel & Demetri & Sam & Robby

This is a 6-parter--600 words total! Shockingly no prominent ships in this one (aside from some implied Samiguel).

Hey, y'all remember when Miguel admitted to Hawk that he'd cheated on Tory and Hawk immediately answered with "NICE!!!"??? Because I sure do -_____-

Anyways back in S2 Miguel was so CLEARLY not a fan of Hawk's increasingly douchey behavior, but I always got the feeling he swept a lot of it under the rug for the sake of their friendship. But had Tory not started the school fight, I got the impression things were leading up to a confrontation between them where Miguel really chews him out about being a dick to Demetri and being like. Gross and sexist in general. So these are some things I wrote for a "No School Fight" AU where that's exactly what happens!

***

“What’s your problem? Are you really that upset you kissed Sa—”

“What’s your problem?” Miguel is finally awake enough for his temper to flare up. “You congratulated me for cheating on my girlfriend! What’s wrong with you?!”

Hawk scoffs. “You land all the bitches now. You should be proud.”

“I don’t want to ‘land all the bitches.’” Miguel groans, face in his hands. “You know shit like that is the reason Miyagi-Do thinks we’re all douchebags, right?”

“Good! They should be scared of us!”

“Oh, get over yourself, Hawk. The only one taking this karate war seriously is you.”

***

“We can’t sit there!”

Hawk grabs Miguel as he starts toward where Demetri’s eating alone.

Miguel frowns. “Why?”

Hawk’s nostrils flare, like he’s considering a rant.

“Demetri joined the enemy!” is all that comes out.

Miguel rolls his eyes. “You need to stop buying into Sensei Kreese’s every word. You don’t want to get yanked around by him like Sensei Lawrence did.”

“Just because you’ve gone soft—”

“This is ridiculous.” Miguel’s had enough. “You can come or not, but I’m going to sit with our friend.”

“He’s not my—”

Miguel’s halfway across the cafeteria before Hawk can finish.

***

“Hey.”

Demetri starts when Miguel puts his lunch tray down. He turns, worry morphing into pleasant surprise.

“Not with the Cobras?”

“You’re my friend, too.”

Demetri’s expression softens.

“Thanks for returning the medal. Sam told me.”

“No problem. Sorry Hawk’s been an asshole.”

“Is he...”

Demetri glances across the cafeteria.

“Not coming. Too busy sulking about me sitting with a Miyagi-Do.”

“Okay, well, there’s something you should know—”

That’s when Sam and Robby show up. Miguel realizes he’s made a terrible mistake.

“What’s he doing here?” Robby demands.

“Miguel isn’t like the others!” Demetri raises his hands. “He’s nice!”

***

With Sam and Demetri chatting away, off in their own world, Miguel wonders if Hawk’s megadouche rants would be preferable to Robby Keene’s stony silence.

“So.” Miguel can’t stand this any longer. “Do you have Mr. Henderson for Algebra II?”

“Yeah. Seems like a hardass.”

“Had him 3rd period. Dickwad already gave us homework.”

“Hoping I can transfer to precalc.” Robby chuckles awkwardly. “Demetri tutored me a bit this summer. I got an 85% on the pre-exam.”

Miguel’s admittedly impressed. “Nice.”

Strange. After the summer’s drama, this kind of mundanity’s almost comforting.

Still, Miguel wishes his hand was in Sam’s.

***

Miguel hardly expects an SOS text from Robby Keene, but he doesn’t refuse. When he hears Sam and Demetri are in trouble, he comes running.

The Miyagi-Dos were jumped after school—Tory, Hawk, the rest of Cobra Kai. Miguel’s too late to stop the worst of Tory’s attack, but he turns the tide.

Kreese is pissed at him for opposing his teammates. Sensei’s pissed because Kreese is. Miguel will live.

He dumps Tory. He’s always given her the benefit of the doubt, but...

Seeing her looming over Sam, murder in her eyes, Miguel wonders if he was being too nice.

***

“You’ve got nerve, throwing your lot in with them.”

Miguel sighs, more tired than angry. “You’re lucky the Miyagi-Dos didn’t press charges. Sam and Robby wanted to, but Demetri begged them not to. Said you ‘weren’t yourself.’”

Hawk sneers. “And what are you, Demetri’s bitch?”

“He’s worried about you, Hawk. I am, too. You’re being an asshole, and I know that’s not you—”

“Fuck you. Maybe your bleeding-hearted ass is too nice, huh?”

Hawk shoves his way into a crowd, disappearing.

Got our work cut out for us, Miguel texts Demetri.

Keep trying, Demetri immediately responds. He’ll come around.

#allvalley100 #miguel diaz #eli moskowitz #hawk #demetri alexopoulos #demetri cobra kai #robby keene #sam larusso #samantha larusso #tory nichols #cobra kai #cobra kai season 2 #cobra kai season 3 #continue to love how much Miguel Diaz absolutely did not give a metric shit about the Karate Wars in S2 #like he was like “hey this is stupid and Kreese is a psycho” in all of 5 minutes #he's probably one of the most mature characters in the show tbh #he gets caught up in his Johnny idolization sometimes but the kid has SUCH a good head on his shoulders #continually baffled by people who paint him out to be the exact same type of impulsive aggro idiot as Hawk #I love my stupid bird boy but Miguel has infinitely more common sense tbh #speaking of though #I kinda love the idea of Miguel just bailing on douchebag S2 Hawk to hang out with Demetri Sam and Robby ngl #like lmao get fucked asshole #talk shit get hit (emotionally) #fwiw I think the endgame of this AU would be Sam and Miguel rekindling a friendship via Demetri #and then Sam and Miguel eventually dumping Tory and Robby to get back together lmao #Idk if Eli would end up being as much of a menace but his two besties would both bail before he got the chance so #get rekt bird boy maybe take a chill pill #also enamored with the idea of Miguel refusing to call Kreese Sensei Kreese solely out of spite #literally so valid of him #oops realized too late I forgot to include Chris and Nate at the MD table

[clonehub]

Perhaps I am too gracious with anons like that but in general, the reading comprehension of the star wars fandom genpop is in the toilet. Stop taking everything at face value. I do it too sometimes but at least I can correct course when I need to. In what world can you admit that GL and DFs love of M*A*S*H and other military shows and movies influenced their handling of tcw and star wars in general but you can't see how any single bias they may hold could influence how they write people of color. You can see how GLs studying Anthropology in college influenced star wars. I'm telling you now that whatever racist shit he picked up from Anthropology in the fucking SIXTIES made it into star wars. Anthro now is a lot better but still has shit to deal with. It's been fifty something years.

(it's also only just occuring to me that this man probably remembers parts of the civil rights movement or at least its immediate after math since he graduated in 1967 hold on while I lose my mind)

A lot of fans like to pat themselves on the back for coming up with theories and then maybe part of a theory being right, somehow, eventually, and they think that holds the same weight as being able to draw connections between what's presented on screen and how it is influenced by greater sociopolitical happenings and also by Disney being a fucking corporation before anything else. The basics of media analysis is praised as enlightened but the minute you ask someone to examine why in the world someone would want an elite team of genetically enhanced soldiers to be whiter than the people they look down on, they suddenly don't know how to think and noooo fiction doesn't affect reality and nooooo I can tell the difference between fiction and reality nooooo the writers didn't do it on purpose. Which goes to show a further lack of reading comprehension because nobody's ever accused them of doing it on purpose. And whether it's on purpose or an accident, it's still racist.

But you point out something like this and because of a massive level of insecurity surrounding their chosen interest and also an embarrassing amount of intransigence in general they revert so quickly to "yeah I love this show that I've acknowledged has massive issues it's complicated :/" or even worse, "idc it doesn't have to be good 🤪". The latter is a deflection I hardly entertain because again, were talking about racism not narrative quality (altho tbb is in fact. Bad)

Idk it's just getting more and more frustrating especially as star wars media gets more and more tepid (again, bc of status quo + capitalist effects on art bc Disney is a corporation! We are in the mass production stage of media babey!) The themes and morals are right there and people miss them despite claims that So and So character is actually their son/husband/boyfriend/whatever. Star wars is for everyone except if everyone is racist, in which case then ur making up the racism and also how dare you criticize the unbridled yet horrifyingly milquetoast imaginations of a man who named a tech specialist Tech, don't you know he loves star wars :(

#ch posts #long post #all of this sounds v aggro bc its v late atm sorry #and im playin w words anyways #my brain needs exercise sw is not providing it #arcane rewatches always trigger these kinds of rants tho #there are writers who deserve credit for good shows and im handing that too them! #they absolutely are not a part of this #but. still. you know. *points at post*

[millenniumpuzzle]

BEAT MALENIA

had to summon (2) strangers on the internet to do it but it’s DONE and i HAVE HER ARMOR

#ruby plays elden ring #i did help kill her #but the kind folks did good work by distracting her and not having her aggro be on me all the time #i also have her weapon which i absolutely do not have enough dexterity to use

[thekittyburger]

Begging and screaming for a Spider-Scouse in the next spiderverse film because I think it would be hilarious

#hobie and them should be friends #‘WHAT YOU DOIN YOU FOCKIN SCRUFF LOOK I DONT DO IF BUTS AND MAYBES I DO ABSOLUTES’ #<- just that for all of their screen time #Like they’re dead aggro with villains but chilled with everyone else #kitty screams #atsv #the one spider person canonically allowed to swear #Please

[rirelestes]

Oh no not me actually finding the lyrics to Bloody Mary and immediately NEEDING to make an animatic for Celeste to it…….

#I don’t even know how to make animatics and that’s not even taking into account the patience needed but. #holy SHIT the absolute Vision I have for this #‘we are not just art for michaelangelo to carve’ is so. #like how do I grind down that lyric and physically put it into her character design PLEASE #‘he can’t rewrite the aggro of my furied heart’ HELLO??? #ALL THE TIME LOOPS THAT ENDED IN JUST THE LOOP REFRESHING EVEN THOUGH/BECAUSE THE HEART METER IS MAXED AAAAAAAAA

[scare-ard--sleigh]

i respect people who don't want b*rt mccr*cken on m...c//r's stage for 'prison' (or 'under pressure') bc it would be 'nostalgia pandering' and 'unnecessary theatrics' but you have to understand...........................this is quite literally Thee theatrics band at the nostalgia pandering festival lmao

#the fest isn't even being subtle about that lmao their whole thing is nostalgia pandering. #look at the marketing. look at the lineup. look at the NAME ffs. nostalgia pandering is how they sold out those shows!!!! #i don't think it's going to happen on record but i also absolutely would not be surprised if it did #silver jelly #sorry for not tagging this i just jsmfbjgf feel like people could take it in a more aggro way than i mean it??? #idk it's hard to explain to people who weren't there how like. Linked those two bands were at the time. #and how earth shattering that feud was in certain circles????? (it was 2005; there wasn't much else to do lmao) #ahhhhhhhhhh anyway sorry sorry

[thisgodwontforgiveyou]

watching the sbfp tekken 7 story mode videos and it literally feels like theyre doing a bit

#the way the two guys who are usually not misogynistic pick single specific arbitrary female characters #to hyper aggro onto and be unbelievably just mindbogglingly misogynistic to in ways so blatantly wrong #like just absolute you did not even google the basic premise of any previous game level #despite them having played all of these fucking games before #while matt just sits there talking about how its stupid that akuma would care about something #character famous for having no material preoccupations and passing easily from samsara. akuma

[sugumii]

Honkai Star Rail Men- When They’re Jealous (Part 1)

Includes: Blade, Gepard, and Jing Yuan

Warnings: Mentions of creepy flirter and Blade being aggro and threatening. Mentions of death (very vague and brief.)

___________

Blade:

The raven haired male was silently fuming as he stood beside you watching the interaction between you and this stranger. How dare this man come up to you and have the audacity to begin flirting with you? Was this fool blind? Could he truly not tell you were already spoken for? Unless… did he have a death wish? If so, perhaps he’d oh so generously make it come true… and perhaps have to start considering to hold your hand or your waist in public now…

“You’re just so beautiful and I was wondering if I could tak- Ah!”

The stranger was cut off when a blade was suddenly at his throat, slightly nipping at his skin causing blood to trickle down. You turned to Blade in surprise and saw him standing in front of you protectively, glowing eyes narrowed with fury.

“Leave. Now. Unless you have a death wish.”

The stranger didn’t need to be told twice as he ran for his dear life, tripping and stumbling as he sprinted away. Blade released a breath he didn’t know he had been holding and lowered his blade, turning to look at you once again. Before you could question what had just happened, he grabbed your hand gently despite his murderous aura.

“Come, love… let’s go elsewhere.” He mumbled, pulling you away gently towards another area.

“Blade… were you jealous?” You asked, slightly amused but also concerned with the situation. You eyed Blade’s back as he continued walking, ignoring the question you had asked.

“Bladieee.”

He stopped abruptly and quickly slipped you both into a nearby alleyway where no one could see you before pinning you to the wall and enveloping your form. He embraced you tightly and buried his face into your neck. You gasped in surprise at this, shocked with his actions. He wasn’t one to initiate affection let alone out in public. “Blade?” You questioned with a worried tone and hugged him back anyway.

“You’re mine… all mine. Why couldn’t that fool see that?”

Gepard:

Poor Gepard.

He had finished his knightly duties as quickly as he could in order to stop by the flower shop and buy you a bouquet he had seen the other day. He thought it was absolutely stunning and just knew he had to give it to you. After he dismissed his guards from their stations and left his work, he stopped by the flower shop and purchased the roses.

He smiled and walked eagerly towards your shared home, excited yet feeling a bit shy to give them to you. As he strolled by the city on his way home to you, he noticed a familiar face in the distance. The figure looked somewhat similar to yours, but you were home, he was sure of it… that couldn’t be you. He paused momentarily, until he noticed another familiar face… a wanted one at that.

Sampo Koski.

Gepard frowned externally at seeing him in the city. He was a wanted criminal and as a knight and captain he couldn’t afford to ignore him… but he really wanted to get home to you before the flowers wilted.

“Well… I’ll just make it quick.” Gepard mumbled to himself, quickly walking towards the violet haired male’s direction. His back was to him as he approached, now tuning into the conversation. Wait, was that your voice?

“Yeah… it was great seeing you again though Koski! It’s been a long time.” You giggled, playfully punching said male’s shoulder. Sampo grinned in response and ruffled your hair. “Well you know me, I say what I mean and I mean what I say, and I say we should totally get together sometime and catch up. What do you say?”

Gepard paused upon hearing this, heart sinking to his stomach. What? You knew this man? And why were you both so close… acting so friendly towards one another? Gepard felt jealousy bubbling in his chest, causing a frown to appear on his face. He stood a few feet away from the two as he continued listening into their conversation. He knew it was wrong but he couldn’t help it, he wanted to know what your relationship was to Sampo. That was until you looked behind the criminal and noticed him. Your face lit up at seeing your lover but quickly morphed into one of worry upon seeing his frown.

“Love? What are you doing here and what’s wrong?”

Sampo froze and began sweating nervously, quickly excusing himself and making a quick escape from the captain. He knew you were dating Gepard, captain of the Silvermane guards, but he didn’t want to get into any more trouble right now.

“Love?”

Gepard inched closer to you and looked at you with a sad expression. “Hello darling… since when did you know that man?”

“Huh?” You replied, confused as to why he was upset. “Koski and I grew up together in the Underworld. He’s like family to me… he protected me when we were little. He’s practically my brother.”

“Your… brother?” Gepard repeated, shocked at the new information he had just learned. What? So there wasn’t anything going on? Thank the aeons, he felt like such an idiot for assuming the worst! Gepard blushed and mumbled an apology before looking at the ground. You approached him and took note of the flowers, smiling softly. “What beautiful flowers. I wonder who they’re for?”

His head perked up as his blushed intensified.

“A-ah, that’s right! These are for you, love.” He handed them to you and cleared his throat before continuing. “I saw them the other day and just had to get them for you… they reminded me of how beautiful you are and so…” He cut himself off, embarrassed and shy.

“Oh? Thank you so much darling, they’re beautiful.” You blushed, accepting the gorgeous bouquet of roses and hugging him. He stiffened at first but then quickly melted into the embrace, wrapping his strong arms around your smaller frame.

“By the way Gepard, it’s easy to tell when you’re jealous, you know.”

“A-ah, I apologize, love. I didn’t know, it was wrong of me to be jealous.”

Jing Yuan:

Jing Yuan was a fine man. He had it all- Power, wealth, status, and best of all, an amazing lover. You were absolutely beautiful/handsome in his eyes. Truly the most precious treasure. A diamond in the rough.

When he was off one day (AKA slacking) with his partner taking a stroll around town he noticed their eyes lingering on a trinket. Being the oh so generous lover that he is, he tells you to wait for him a moment so he could go buy it for you. As you waited for your boyfriend, you busied yourself with your phone, replying to a cute message Yanqing had sent you. As you were texting the young boy, a man saw you all alone and approached you.

He stood before you in silence, waiting for you to notice him. You sensed his lingering presence and looked up at him with a questioning glance, slightly uncomfortable.

“Can I help you, sir?”

He chuckled in a way that made your feeling of discomfort intensify as his eyes traveled up and down your figure.

“If taking you out on a date counts as helping me then absolutely.”

“What?” You gawked at him, fidgeting awkwardly. Just who did this man think he was? “Sir, leave me alone please. You’re making me uncomfortable.”

The man ignored your words and instead inched closer to you, in hopes of grabbing your hand. You watched him nervously and prepared to move away until a familiar pale hand stopped his, rather forcefully. Jing Yuan.

The general had a firm grip on the stranger’s arm, smiling forcibly. His golden eyes held murderous intent as his body tensed at what he had just witnessed. How dare this man try to touch you? Anyone who wasn’t him should die than to mess with his beloved.

The man paled at seeing the general intervene and quickly backed away and bowed. He sweated nervously and apologized repeatedly claiming he didn’t know that was his lover and that he’d never do it again. Jing Yuan continued his fake, dark smile. “Don’t let it happen again. Now leave.” The man nodded terrified and ran away. Jing Yuan watched the male run with his tail between his legs before returning his attention towards you. This time, a genuine smile is on his face as he grabs your hand gently and pulls you away from the city, ignoring the stares he received.

“It would seem our walk has been cut short, beloved. Ah- that reminds me, my love, I got a gift for you. Do show me it once we get home, I can’t wait to see how it looks on you.”

———-

Let me know who to write for next.

#jing yuan #honkai jing yuan #hsr x y/n #hsr x you #hsr gepard #hsr sampo #hsr jing yuan #hsr blade x reader #hsr x reader #hsr #hsr blade #blade honkai #blade x reader #blade x y/n #blade x you #blade x male reader #honkai star rail x you #honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail x gender neutral reader #gepard #gepard landau #honkai gepard #gepard x reader #gepard x gender neutral reader #gepard x you #gepard x y/n #jing yuan x reader #jing yuan x y/n #jing yuan x you

[orcboxer]

In bg3 there is a fireworks shop in the lower city with a merchant behind the counter named Avery Sonshal, who is secretly working for the Absolute. If you go upstairs in the shop you find a bunch of cultists making bombs, and of course, you have to stop them. This leads to a fight that aggros every single person in the building, including Avery, and this is where you may start to notice Avery's unique...quirks.

First, there's his stats. He has rather subpar stats, except for his Constitution, which is a whopping 30, a score which is impossible to achieve for players and reserved for legendary foes such as dragons. This isn't explained, he just Has That.

The next thing you'll notice about Avery is that whenever it's his turn to move, he takes an incredibly long time just Standing There as he thinks real hard about what he's gonna do. So hard in fact, that he has about a 50% chance of suddenly crashing the game after a solid minute of Standing There

If he manages to reach a decision before reality unravels around him, Avery will make very creative choices, such as

Running outside into the street full of civilians and forgetting how to make it back inside,

Jumping over random objects and people only to run back around to where he started, or even

Throwing a fire bomb, in the fireworks shop, blowing himself up. He may do this regardless of whether anyone else in the room with him at the time.

The best workaround for this game-crashing bug is to kill Avery as quickly as possible. But that can be pretty difficult to accomplish, because when the fight starts, you are on the third floor, and Avery is on the ground floor, with 63 hit points. If you saved just before the fight started, you can reload the save and send one party member to the ground floor, and then, when things pop off, I recommend you immediately cast Disintegrate, which will reduce him to a harmless pile of ash. You don't have to use that particular spell, there are many ways to kill him in one turn, but whatever you do, Don't Let Avery Think.

#orcspeak #bg3

[redactedasset]

putting random redacted characters together and rate how well they could get along

everything is strictly platonic !!!!!

porter - geordi : 0%. geordi would get scared of porter tbh, he'd think the brit is a weirdo, would stay as far away as possible

hush - caelum : 50%. surprisingly well ngl! caelum would show hush how humans work and maybe bake cookies with each other? little dude would be terrified knowing what hush can do tho

blake - gavin : absolutely not %. you know how blake thinks of daemons. fight of the century. the gavin-vega fight is nothing compared to this.

morgan - james : 70%. pretty sure they'd try to save the world together, i can see trauma dumping sessions

anton - huxley : 90%. calm, cool guys. discussing being an earth elemental (bc of anton's love uskshsjzh)

guy - vega : 40%. these guys love using words no one understands.

avior - damien : 3%. "why is he so grumpy?" BOTH OF YOU ARE GRUMPY

camelopardalis - brachium : 100%. serenity daemon and ex serenity daemon talk would be so interesting holy SHITTTT

david - aggro : 30%. both furries /lh

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[jorenilee]

splatoon au koichi

THE GUY OF ALL TIME!! thank u very much for the ask because up until maybe 3 days ago, I had absolutely nothing for koichi compared to the others' lore. Anyways he's a distant relative of the Onaga clan (markings and big ears), has his 3 eel companions (Echoes, Reverb, and Freeze) and only recently began battling after making friends with the rest of the gang.

He primarily uses bamboozler (middle-ranged chip damage + support for josuke + okuyasu's aggro style with wail (sonic blast attack!!)), but picked up REEFLUX (3-motif, supports a more aggro playstyle matching his character development) and uhh maybe Zimi (also frontline demon but support kit with mist being like act 3's freeze) and clash neo (idk he deserves chumps).

Also he listens to yoko & gold bazookas, I'm never wrong actually

#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME MORE ASKS. FORCE ME TO FLESH OUT THIS WORLD FURTHER. I WANT TO TALKK ABOUTT THEMMM #art #ask #au #koichi hirose #splatoon au #jojo splatoon au #jjba #jjba diu #jojo fanart #jojoba #diu #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #yukako yamagishi #splatoon #jojo au