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poorgay · 1 year

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mock childe voice lines for the childe 8+ moms au

note: this au assumes that the abyss is where genshin women who "die" offscreen run off to after faking their death, your 🫵 fave can be in the nightmare polycule too: for the low, low price of dubious ethics. (thank you @/8147, my co-conspirator )

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About Family: Mothers

Tartaglia: Family is one of the most important things to me. It even comes before fighting! Though, some people tend to balk at the size of mine..

Traveler: *cough* thats what she said... *cough*

Paimon: How big is your family, in terms of food of course! Like three Sweet Madames?

Tartaglia: Haha, more like 15 Pile 'Em Ups.

Paimon: Even Paimon couldnt eat all that...

Tartaglia: Ignoring my siblings, I alone have 8?.. Wait, no I think its 10 moms?

Paimon: 10! Are they trying to set a record or something?

Tartaglia: Yeah actually.

Traveler: Wow. Mothers Day shopping must be a nightmare

Tartaglia: Lets just say I'm lucky to have a harbingers salary...

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About the Tsaritsa: Family

Tartaglia: Her majesty The Tsaritsa! I could sing her praises all day! Shes the best! Hm? Wait, you want to know about my relation to the tsaritsa? Ah, lemme guess, this is about her calling me сын right? HEY WAIT, DO YOU THINK MY POSITION IN THE FATUI IS BASED OFF OF NEPOTISM?!

Paimon: Well.. Paimon wasn't gonna say anything...

Tartaglia: Do you want me to show you how I earned my position little comrade?

Paimon: P-Paimon says no thanks!

Traveler: Haven't you lost in every battle we've ever had? Isn't the 10th seat emp-

Tartaglia: Anyways, I have no clue why she calls me that. We aren't related as far as I know. It's just for some reason, scary women start...adopting me? It happens all the time; I've stopped questioning it. Though out of all of them, she tends to be the peace maker. I refuse to call her Мамулечка though, thats too informal for Her Majesty, I don't care what she says. Maybe Маменька or *snickers* Матушка *chuckles*

Paimon: Paimon doesn't get it...

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About Raiden Makoto: Family

Tartaglia: Makoto.... Makoto.... That name sounds familiar... Oh! You mean haha-ue? Shes the best! What I know about her?... Well... she tends to look outside the palace windows ... longingly? muttering something or other about "How she wishes Inazuma could know this type of peaceful eternity." She actually writes poetry about the subject pretty often, I guess she's bummed about the vision hunt decree?

Paimon: That sounds like someone we know- WAIT THE TSARITSA IS KEEPING BAAL HOSTAGE!!??

Tartaglia: 1) SHES WHO?! 2) rude 3) I offered to take her with me for a mission there and she refused. Saying something about "Having made her peace with it", "This is the only way" and "Ei would kill me if she knew i faked my death give it another 1000 years" Honestly, what is with old people and speaking in riddles...

Paimon: Paimon thinks you're not..never mind

Tartaglia: Other than that, she seems pretty content acting like the Tsaritsa's house wife, and, not to put them against eachother, but her omurice,,, man it puts Xiangling to shame.

Paimon: Huh... Paimon guesses even twins can be completely different.

Traveler: And children.

Tartaglia: Hm?

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About Guizhong: Family

Tartaglia: Niáng!! Shes the best! I didnt know her until recently, but MAN is it good to have someone to rag on Zh-....

Paimon: Paimon thought you were over that?

Tartaglia: ... Ehe, of course, a warrior never lets past misgivings ruin his judgement. Anyways Niángs always doing something, either improving weapons for us to use-

Paimon: GUIZHONGS HELPING THE FATUI??

-making music with haha-ue or tending to the "garden" master keeps. Its always hard to pin her down to one place. Remarkable how so much energy can fit into one tiny body and how she keeps her hanfu clean...

Paimon: reminds Paimon of someone

Traveler: Oh but he isn't tiny...

Tartaglia: I'm getting sick of you and your sass.

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About Skirk: Family

Tartaglia: Master Skirk.. she taught me everything I knew when I was at my lowest. Shes the best! She doesn't talk much but when she does I always keep my ears peeled. A warrior must always take any opportunity handed to him!

Paimon: Uh-huh

Traveler: ...

Tartaglia: HEY! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! It came in handy with Zh.. Anyways, She always seemed lonely back in the Abyss, I'm glad she has her partners back.

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About the Damselette: Family

Tartaglia: She... creeps me out... Even more when she asks me to call her Mami. I don't understand how the others get along with her so well.. maybe cause shes quiet? Even then... she can be a total chatterbox with Lwalida... Wierdly enough the two hate each other? I dont know, best not to question it.

Traveler: Ah, a universal classic, two people coming together for juicy gossip. Speaking of which, Childe did you hear

Paimon: Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't leave Paimon out! Paimon wants to know too!

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About the Knave: Family

Tartaglia: I don't trust her at ALL. I am NOT calling her Мамулечка. Her and Skirk get along pretty well though. I think it's the silent knight vibe that draws everyone else in. Niáng is constantly pestering her over what's up with her eyes... I'm kinda curious too but I doubt we'll ever get an answer.

Paimon: Paimon thinks you're one to talk.

Tartaglia: HEY! My eyes are a part of my charm!

Traveler: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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About Rhinedottir: Family

Tartaglia: Móðir? Yeah shes the best! I first met her a bit after I came out the Abyss, She said "Hey, you! You're Skirk's boy right? Well you're my kid now too." and I just went along with it.

Traveler: ...That seems a little, "out-of-character" for you.

Tartaglia: Listen, when you're 14 and find a woman with 80 different rifthounds following her You Do Not Ask Questions. Besides, she shows me more applications for my Foul Legacy and I, Tartaglia, am-

Traveler and Paimon: ...Always getting stronger, trust us we know.

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About Alice: Family

Tartaglia: Mutti! She's the best! She made me this special map of Teyvat with the most dangerous places highlighted and gold starred! Oh oh an- HEY! WAIT GIVE THAT BACK!

Paimon: No can do! For the safety of Teyvat, Pretty Guardian Sailor Paimon is confiscating this!

Tartaglia: *Sigh* fine, Anyways It's always great to meet another defender of childhood dreams! Though... shes a bit too good at it

Traveler: That coming from you...

Paimon: Paimons worried...

Tartaglia: Heh, lets just say its good she doesn't come around often

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About Istaroth: Family

Tartaglia: Okan! Shes the best! Whenever she comes over she brings stuff I could never dream of! Everyone gets super excited for her visits, even the damselette! For example, on last week she brought this!

Traveler: Wait. Is that a fucking Among Us Pop-it.

Tartaglia: Oh right! You've been to other worlds as well! She said it's supposed to "help my focus as a warrior."! Apparently Master Skirk complained too much after she gave me this potion called a "Monster Energy" so she gave me this instead!

Traveler: Do me a favor. Never accept anything from her ever again. In fact burn everything she gives you

Tartaglia: Ha! As if! It's not like you to be jealous Traveler. Don't worry I'll ask her to get you something comrade.

Traveler: Y'know what. Fine, ask her to bring Tik Tok, thats the perfect gift for you. 'was getting bored anyways

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About the Goddess of Flowers: Family

Tartaglia: Lwalida! Shes the best! She works closely with Her Majesty. Apparently she was behind the theatrical names for the Harbingers. She taught me how to master the perfect fake cry to catch my enemies off guard!

Paimon: Paimon doesnt think anyone would fall for that.

Tartaglia: I'll have you know I've always gotten encores whenever I've preformed at the снежный шар theater thank you very much.

Paimon: Hm... You sure they weren't scared of you?

Tartaglia: That too. But Lwalida is a really good actor, in fact she's a legend in the Fatui. She's held the highest ranking on the Fatui faked death leaderboard for 500 years now!

Traveler: They have a leaderboard for that?

Tartaglia: Oh yeah, It's really intense. Some people have bet over 600 million mora on La Signora not being dead.

Traveler:....

Paimon: ...

Traveller: New plan! Paimon, we're headed to Snezhnaya!

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fin!

(masterpost for this au here)

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basilbytes · 2 years

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funniest places to fuck

-ghost house

-garfield dark ride

-interrogation room (better if its with the cop)

-gamestop xbox section

-during a dnd game (if the other members allow it (polycule preferred))

-in front of/around the other persons spouse

-next to you or your spouses funko pop collection

-middle of the woods (bring camping supplies)

-on top of car (not inside)

-corn maze

-scp 3008

-underneath couch

-hot topic (make sure shadow the hedgehog isnt there he will tell the employees on you and you will get banned forever)

-ymca mens bathroom (better if youre both women)

-museum

-set of horror movie

-set of news show

-set of iasip

-scene of a car crash

-during a car crash (this one is dangerous so watch out!!)

-garfield dark ride

-disney's space mountain

-freddy fazbear pizzaria/chuck e cheese

-liminal space

-donut shop (tip use the icing as lube (you will get sticky))

-ski lift

-gm_construct

-tumblr hq

-dashcon ball pit (limited time)

-set of fnaf movie

-game theory live couch

-dentist

-scott the woz desk

-ifly

-on plane before skydiving

-any religious building (cannot be with the pastor)

-stonehenge

-jerusalem

-clown car

-bdg clown hallway

-slender man forest (watch out!)

-vr minecraft (better if with herobrine but not required)

-easter island

-mount rushmore

-bottomless pit

-bouncy castle

-spiral abyss from genshin impact

-bermuda triangle

-alcohol marker section at michael's

-hobby lobby (better if gay sex)

-chick fil a drive thru (also better if gay sex)

-me at your moms house (in her bed (with her (also maybe your dad if hes willing)))

#sillybytes

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delunesnumberonefan · 17 days

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🐱

🌄

📝

🐱 - boop!

EGADS I'VE BEEN BOOPED

🌄 - tell me something good about your day

i'm getting to sit at home by myself, relax, and chat with my best friend while i idly snack and tinker on a fic. SPEAKING OF

📝 - tell me about a project you're working on, or share something from a WIP

oh boy. here we go. strap up, strap on, strap in, it's going under the cut

as some of you may know, my boyfriend (chase) is running a dnd campaign (love and war). we're doing the pipe dream stuff regarding our (the polycule's) writing and editing stuff (summer is the best editor in the world i trust her with my life) along with chase's growing connections in the film industry. again, pipe dream stuff--but if we don't try how will we ever get there? shooting for the moon and all that.

so, i've been slowly but surely writing Big Important Book Stuff. I've written 150k words about love and war since it started in late feb of 2023---69k words in 2023, and 81k in the first quarter of 2024. thank god for a kickass new adhd medication, am i right. i am so unstoppable.

...not all of it is book stuff?? i, being myself, have written a copious amount of noncanon, outside the scope of the books, and plain ol smut. i'm obsessed with Saskia, of course i have.

Some of the stuff i've written in the past is going in various epilogues, but for the most part I am trying to stick with solely Lost and Gilt for povs. and its going really well!! i'm really enjoying it. turns out these two are who the story is about and i love them to bits actually.

premise of the campaign, for those who don't know: Summer's character Lost was a tiefling child of the Valentine House, one of the ruling houses of the Eldari Empire. Because she was a tiefling and therefore a sign of their dealings with demons (Valentines being the Conjuration House), was hidden away in the basement for her entire life. One day, due to some Shit, they were going to have her killed. Lost's mother figure, her best friend, the one who raised her, helped her escape into the woods.

My character Gilt, being a bodyguard for this house, was the one ordered to kill "the monster in the basement." She was a painfully lawful good oath of the crown paladin who took one look at Lost (an 18 year old girl sobbing her eyes out on the forest floor), realized her only crime was being born a tiefling, and refused to do it. In refusing to take an innocent life, she broke her oath of the crown.

Gilt decided that the only course of action was to take Lost to somewhere that the Valentines couldn't reach her, which kicked off the whole campaign.

So we got sapphic protagonists, high stakes, mystery and intrigue regarding what the hell happened, here. We got family drama, family bonds, powers at war, action, adventure, romance, abuse, healing, grief. With a side of monster fucking, buff women, parental issues, silliness, and Lost accidentally turning into a goat until sunset during our first meeting with a potential ally.

We love this campaign.

the fic i'm tinkering on would be an epilogue between the main villain (saskia valentine) (are you surprised I fell for the villain? you fool. she's a mom and she only fucks monsters. how was i supposed to resist that) and her right hand general (a fearsome demon lord from the abyss) who is also fucking head over heels stupid for Saskia.

it's belialah. you might see me tag saskia and belialah sometimes. I love them to absolute pieces. saskia is an elf (shortest shorty of the matriarchs) and belialah takes the form of a mortal most of the time because saskia sits there consumed with lust if she's in her demon form because it's distracting.

so anyway, we see bits of them in epilogues and little snippets here and there. I'd like to build them up more as like. they have crazy sexual tension all the time and belialah is wanting to smash to the detriment of her self, her reputation, her well being, etc. Saskia is refusing to smash because she's powersexual first and monstersexual second and her whole thing is "how does this further my goals"

BUT because I want them to be narrative foils of gilt and lost, they're getting together.

and i finally found a way to do it!! a moment of weakness on saskia's part that leaves her insecure enough that when belialah shoots her shot (more directly than before), saskia says yes. then they have weird nasty monster sex.

it's wonderful. i love them. I have sketches and such that I should post. i'll make another post in a sec.

#roselyn talks #asks #i know i have a different tag for asks but i forgor #roselyn's writing process #love and war #chase tag #summer tag #saskia tag #belialah tag #gilt tag #lost tag #golden fleece #the empress and her shadow #...i think that's it

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spelviin · 4 years

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ok but like, all i’m saying is this:

the initial panic of falling into a purple hell abyss can’t last forever

eventually the moms would get to talking

and talking would inevitably lead to some tensions, considering one out of the three is a very conservative, very catholic career woman and another out of the three is a very liberal, very hippie feminist witchy classical dj

i’m saying there would be some butting heads at the start, with sweet samantha mediating and just being her awesome self

but even so, they all need each other. despite their differences, they only have each other, and the shared pain of losing their husbands and sons as well as the uncertainty of their current predicament

so they work past it, and they all get to know each other more and more, better than their best friends, maybe even better than their spouses

and those initial tensions, though the years, evolve into something different. something more

mercedes appreciates carol’s conviction, her strength, her drive, her no-nonsense attitude and firm sense of what she wants and doesn’t want

and carol appreciates mercedes’ honesty, her understanding, her passion and kindness

and carol remembers, lifetimes ago, standing in her living room venting to darnell about what she wishes she had in a relationship

someone who could be emotionally open with her, someone who could be vulnerable, someone who let nothing go unsaid, someone who was romantic and cultured, someone who said her name like it was the music she loved so much

and she realizes who that someone is - namely one birkenstock rocking, nature loving, hippie musical mummy mom. and her feelings are very much requited.

and then once this current snafu is somehow resolved, all the moms retain their memories of the decade they spent bonding with each other and are still besties

and when they finally reunite with their dumbass husbands, one of the first things henry and mercedes say to each other is “oh yeah btw i also may or may not have fallen a little bit in love with one of the wilsons”

and everything is awesome and nothing hurts

tl;dr - carol and mercedes totally fell in love over a decade of falling thru a dimensional portal and when they reunite with their husbands who also happen to have fallen in love they’re gonna form the most powerful fucking polycule the doodlers have ever seen

#og #carcedes #mercarol?#garcison?#whatever it is i am here! for! it!!!#ddads25

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poorgay · 1 year

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cw: cursing, flashes of lights

so.. i... dont acc have an excuse for this one

(master post for this au here)

#this is made to abate you for the fic kinda not really we are working on....#childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #poorgay headcanons hour #zhongchi #but not really #kinda guili but i dont wanna tag it as such cause we don't dont do that here sooo #like ohhh whatever double standards or whatever idc no 🙅‍♀️ gives me the yuck no thanks #zhongli #guizhong #childe ajax tartaglia #childe genshin impact #tartaglia #♡ genshin ♡#genshin #GYAHHHHH TYPONI DIDNT SEE NOOOOO☠️

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poorgay · 1 year

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picrews i did for (most) of the faceless moms for my au

link here

in order tsaritsa (please imagine she has a veil), rhine, alice, istaroth, and nabu

(masterpost for this au here)

#poorgay headcanons hour #my notes for this au are insane.#childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #the tsaritsa #rhinedottir #istaroth #nabu malikata #the goddess of flowers #alice genshin impact #♡ genshin ♡#genshin #genshin impact #fan design

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poorgay · 1 year

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childe 8+ moms au:

this is the result of one horrible family dinner

(masterpost for this au here)

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poorgay · 1 year

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Childe 8+ Moms AU/Abyss Moms Polycule MasterPost

ive had enough of linking things ( ・∇・) 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (again thanks 2 @/8417 & @/milfmorax my coconspirators who came up with the master post idea among many other things)

plot is: no genshin woman is acc dead they all 1) fake their deaths 2) go to the abyss 3) have petty drama with one another 4) end up in a polycule 5) adopt childe

for the ones that aren't dead canonically, rules 2-5 still apply

(they're all kinda bad people whatever cant women do anything 🙄)

✨featuring✨:

childe genshin impact

the tsaritsa

raiden makoto

guizhong

skirk

columbina

arlecchino

alice

rhinedottir

istaroth

the goddess of flowers (nabu malikata)

zhongli sometimes when i feel like bullying him

in release order

ai fun times:

⚠️these are just the main posts ive made explicitly including childe with reference to more than one ship! if u wanna see more of a specific ship go to the #rhice, #thundersnow, or #abysslilies tags on my page! (those are the ones i've written about so far....)⚠️

(if u wanna make stuff 4 this au go ahead lolol)

#masterpost #childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #♡ genshin ♡#i love using blue for this au acc #lolololol the posts are still the same in previous what ever cant be helped 🤷‍♀️

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poorgay · 1 year

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more of the childe w/8+ moms au:

istaroth pops in every so often to drop in things from the future, only to make others worse

she knows about adderall, she does not give childe any.

(masterpost for this au here)

#poorgay headcanons hour #childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #thank u oomf for that genius title #istaroth #istaroth genshin #childe #childe tartaglia ajax #♡ genshin ♡#genshin impact #genshin #istaroth is just i-no from guilty gear to me

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poorgay · 1 year

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yk childes lucky hes like an adult cause that shared custody shit means he only stays in one house for like 2 weeks a year

skirks place probs has like one futon no soap no toilet paper no food only 8 jars of peanut butter (i love her.. but...)

(masterpost for this au here)

#.. we.. we are back guys...#stole the skirk description from my friends dads house☺️#2nd semester killed me #childe 8+ moms au #abyss moms polycule #♡ genshin ♡#childe ajax tartaglia #skirk genshin impact #skirk

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poorgay · 6 months

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taru stress ball

#skirk #childe #tartaglia #genshin #skirk concept art #♡ genshin ♡#♡ my art ♡#need one of these acc id be fixed #shes hallucinating the ears #abyss moms polycule

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poorgay · 1 year

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hi! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

this blog might just be IS where i dump my p3 headcannons (all nonsensical and mostly femc focused) *because of elon ill probs be posting more but less about fandom stuff

i also dump genshin + other fandom hcs, be warned i dont use punctuation or capitalization often (or well)

i also reblog stuff that i like, things sometimes have spoilers so be aware (fandom list + spoiler containing listed below)

i like horror so there might be some blood reblogged, i will tag for possible triggers (dm if u want me to tag anything)

i have asks open!!! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）

feel free to use it or dm me i dont mind, i probs will answer late tho

guide to tags/fandom list ♪( ´▽｀):

(most of these are pretty self explanatory)

#♡ higu ♡ = higurashi no naku koro ni *spoilers reblogged

#♡ umi ♡ = umineko no naku koro no *spoilers reblogged

#♡ ciconia ♡ = ciconia no naku koro ni

#♡ gg ♡ = guilty gear

#♡ splat ♡ = splatoon

#♡ utena ♡ = revolutionary girl utena *spoilers reblogged

#♡ p3 ♡ = persona 3 *spoilers reblogged/mentioned

# ♡ p4 ♡ = persona 4

# ♡ p5 ♡ = persona 5

#♡ pq2 ♡ = persona q 2 new cinema labyrinth *spoilers reblogged

#♡ mysmes ♡ = mystic messenger *spoilers reblogged

#♡ gyaru ♡= gyaru outfits/magazines the likes

#♡ genshin ♡ = genshin impact

#♡ fe ♡ = fire emblem *spoilers reblogged

#♡ ff ♡ = final fantasy *spoilers reblogged

#♡ madoka ♡ = madoka magica *spoilers reblogged

#♡ prsk ♡ = project sekai

#♡ vocaloid ♡ = vocaloid

#♡ tsukihime ♡ = tsukihime

#♡ csm ♡ = chainsaw man *spoilers reblogged

#♡ op ♡ = one piece *spoilers reblogged

#♡ pokémon ♡ = pokémon *spoilers reblogged

#♡ sonic ♡ = sonic the hedgehog

#♡ kh ♡ = kingdom hearts *spoilers reblogged

#♡ eva ♡ = neon genesis evangelion *spoilers reblogged*

#♡ sm ♡ = sailor moon

#♡ opm ♡ = one punch man *spoilers reblogged

#♡ nana ♡ = nana (ai yazawa) *spoilers reblogged

#♡ pk ♡ = paradise kiss

#♡ chobits ♡ = chobits

#♡ xxxholic ♡ = xxxholic

#♡ ccs ♡ = card captor sakura

#♡ cg ♡ = code geass *spoilers reblogged

#♡ aa ♡ = ace attorney *spoilers reblogged

#♡ orv ♡ = omniscient readers viewpoint *spoilers reblogged

#♡ haruhi ♡ = the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

#♡ limco ♡ = limbus company *spoilers reblogged

#♡ lobcorp♡ = lobotomy corporation *spoilers reblogged

#♡ ruina♡ =library of ruina *spoilers reblogged

#♡ aitsf ♡ = ai the somnium files

#♡ my art ♡ = my art

#♡ kny ♡ = demon slayer

#♡ touhou ♡ = touhou

#♡ mgs ♡ = metal gear solid

#♡ dunmeshi ♡ = dungeon meshi

#♡ rs ♡ = revue starlight *currently live-blogging

#poorgay headcanons hour = where all my fandom headcanons go

# ♡ ask ♡ = asks

♡ p3au rambles ♡ = where i talk about my p3 au *fucking mute this

#♡ = misc.

obscure ship tags:

#abysslillies : guizhong x skirk from genshin impact

#mitsuham : femc x mitsuru from persona 3

#rhice: rhinedottir x alice from genshin impact

#thundersnow : raiden makoto x the tsaritsa from genshin impact

#ryodon: ryōshū x don quixote frojm limbus company

other:

childe 8+ moms au/abyss moms polycule masterpost

if ur interested feel free to follow

just dont be weird

i cannot promise consistency

((￣∇￣))

#welcome post #introductory post #introducing myself #♡#introduction

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