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2019 1D Short Fic Fest Round Up

Down Memory Lane by flicker_album Harry and Louis have known each other since they were five. Now they’re in their senior year of high school and still best friends. Harry, as sentimental as ever, keeps anything Louis gives him in a box under his bed. He doesn’t anticipate Louis finding the box.

A Way So Familiar by yeah_alright Liam squeezes Zayn’s hand and presses a light kiss to his fingers. He freezes when Zayn stirs, worried he’s woken him. He’s not ready to wake him. He’s enjoying being held as he wades through the memories of that first night he’d held Zayn. Held him so properly and thoroughly that he had fallen asleep still holding him tightly. That night of pizza and beer and unadulterated flirting, when their playfulness had taken on a greater significance. It had felt revelatory. Like it was all finally – fucking finally – happening. Liam wakes up in Zayn’s arms and reminisces about some of their “firsts.”

an honest mistake by disgruntledkittenface “You look different when you’re not covered in come,” he blurts out, immediately regretting each and every life choice that has led to this exact moment. Elevator Guy is going to hate him. Louis has ridden the elevator with his neighbor all week. The first time they speak, there’s a misunderstanding.

nothing breaks (like a heart) by thelouistiti Such a good time, Louis believes it this time.

Heat by jacaranda_bloom Louis was smitten from the moment Harry had arrived a month ago. Long, curly hair which he mostly keeps up in a bun, and a sinfully deep voice. Cheeky too. Louis likes that the best. He gives good banter and laughs at Louis’ dumb jokes, adding his own woeful puns. When Louis had asked him why he was in this godforsaken dust bowl, he’d said something about a ground crew traineeship and fulfilling his visa requirements while experiencing the real Australia. Louis had been momentarily distracted by Harry’s plush, red-bitten lips so the salient details may have washed over him. OR Drinking beer in a blow-up pool, in a backyard, in stupidly hot temperatures, in outback Australia should be ridiculous, and it would be, if Louis didn’t have a curly-haired workmate to keep him company.

Fistiana by yesisaworld They met in the center of the ring and bumped their bare knuckles together.

All I See Is You, Lately by runaway_train Harry noticed him for the first time three months ago. He couldn’t not, really, what with the man being so pretty and all, and Harry remembers it well because it was three days before his birthday and he had joked to himself that seeing someone so gorgeous for three days on the trot must be an early present from the Gods. Or The one where Harry has a crush on a fellow commuter.

we’re right here in this room by flicker_album Shawn goes to the same cafe every Sunday. After he meets Niall, a friend of a friend, he can’t stop thinking about him.

Insomnis by FullOnLarrie Harry’s been having trouble sleeping. Louis makes everything better.

The Truth Of It or The Day That Changed Everything by Larryhasmyheart You are Louis, the son of a wealthy horseman. Your father has been trying to ingratiate you into his circle of friends and set you up with their daughters, but you just aren’t feeling it. Instead, ever since the new stable hand smiled at you, you have been drawn to the barn. Today, you come to understand why.

it’s only your imagination again by wreckingtomlinson “So,” Louis begins, curling up in one corner of the sofa. “Guess my secret’s out.” Harry nods. “The cat’s out of the bag,” he says with a completely straight face. ~ Or, Harry’s pretty convinced his new neighbor has a cat.

Pals and Confidantes by yeah_alright The Guys sit around the kitchen table sharing cheesecake and stories of bad dates. Golden Girls AU.

Soju (소주) by gettingaphdinlarry After a spectacular breakup he’d like to forget about, English language teacher Niall Horan finds himself in starting anew in Seoul, South Korea. He’s perfectly content being single, but when his friends try to set him up with Shawn Mendes, well… Maybe it’s time to give love another shot.

Was Sort Of Hoping That You’d Stay by Sasparella76 Last night, Louis Tomlinson hooked-up with a drop-dead gorgeous man who, right now, is sleeping contentedly in his arms. Sure, the sex was good - really good, in fact - and the guy was charming and funny, but it was just a one-time thing. The thought of having to engage in some awkward morning-after chit-chat with the lad makes Louis shudder. He needs to get up, get dressed and get out before his one-night stand wakes up.

the pain’s only temporary by wreckingtomlinson They call him The Phantom. He’s something like a myth in the industry—almost everyone knows of him, but real information is few and far between. But the one thing everyone seems to be able to agree on is that anyone who dares to make a deal with him becomes untouchably, irrevocably, successful. ~ or, Harry seeks out the help of a mysterious figure referred to only as The Phantom for help getting out of a contract, but is he prepared to pay the price?

Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now by allwaswell16 Louis is having a personal crisis, a third Valentine’s Day being single. Unless he meets someone this week at the high end department store he works at, he’ll be stuck going to Niall’s Valentine’s Day party–again. Or the one where Harry mistakes Louis for a mannequin.

please forgive me if my lips quake by disgruntledkittenface Hi ! Got your number from your cat Lou. Just want to make sure they’re not lost, only visiting Harry’s pet cat wing-womans her into a date.

sunbeams by ohsailor Harry is the new neighbour suffering from insomnia. Louis is the night nurse across the hall trying to find ways to help him sleep. They find one that works.

honey (you’re familiar) by hazkaban harry had always thought that if he stumbled into the wrong date, somehow, it’s just like him, honestly, he would come clean instantly and go find his real date. that is until he’s face to face with louis, who is very pretty and not at all the man he’s supposed to be meeting.

Fluro by silveredglass Doesn’t matter where you go to help you forget - symbols, and reminders, and good old heartache is always neon bright.

Screamin’ At My Face, Baby, Don’t Trip by runaway_train He’s been waiting at their table in the restaurant for thirty minutes now, already deep into his second large glass of Shiraz, when he checks his phone. No new messages. He clicks onto WhatsApp to check when Louis was last online; 3.34 p.m today. That certainly doesn’t bode well. Louis was always late, yes, but he had promised, he had sworn to Harry that he wouldn’t be late tonight. But he was. By thirty one minutes and counting. Or The one when Harry’s anniversary dinner plans don’t go quite how he hoped they would.

She’s Got Particular Taste by Miadotfi They eventually change topics but it’s still in the back of Harry’s mind. So naturally, as soon as they get home, Harry drops her coat on the living room floor and gets naked from the waist up. With her bra in her hand she turns around to face the door. Louis enters the room and freezes in the middle of taking off her beanie. Her gaze slides down in a heartbeat, mouth hanging open. Harry waits. And waits. She doesn’t know what she expected. She shouldn’t have just stripped down first thing when they arrived home. Harry has nipple piercings and she’s more than willing to show them to Louis.

Ticket To L.A. by Tomlinsontoes Fun little airport fic based on the song “Ticket to L.A.” by Brett Young. Harry is a musician who meets Louis in an airport when all of the flights are delayed. After accidentally hitting him with his guitar case, Louis agrees to get a drink with Harry as long as he doesn’t start playing “Wonderwall”

Back To Life by Laziam (MItCheLlInE) When a fun day out turns into a horror scenario for Zayn, a kind stranger turns his entire world upside down.

The Bet by jacaranda_bloom Louis Tomlinson never reneges on a bet. Ever. He may be many things - a joker, a sometimes-wayward student, a loyal friend, a Tony Award winner in the making, and a card-carrying member of the Chad Michael Murray fan club - but never, ever, a welcher. Louis makes good on his promises and does it with flare. OR The one where Louis misjudges Harry’s ability to do TLC’s Waterfall rap and finds himself having to put on a one-man show for his viewing pleasure. If Louis decides to go all-in and dress the part, then that’s just a bonus for his (very appreciative) one-man audience.

Calling out for somebody to hold tonight by cristalrush “I saw how you kept looking at me. I’m Louis, nice to meet you.” The raspy voice startled Harry. There he was. The guy he had been watching. He looked around discreetly to make sure Louis was actually talking to him. But there was no one facing them, so Harry thought it must be him. He offered his hand to Louis, “I’m Harry, nice to meet you too.” Or Harry has almost lost hope to ever finding his soulmate and just wants to have a fun night.

A Snapshot by haztobegood That one time Harry’s photo was uploaded to Louis’ instagram.

Drunk on summer by sweetsumerstyles Zayn and Louis are on a beach stargazing with a bottle of wine and a blanket wrapped around them.

Size Difference by FullOnLarrie Harry avoids confrontation until he can’t anymore.

Angels in the Airwaves Tonight by shiftylinguini Louis is between jobs. Niall is always along for the ride.

Beautiful Disaster by FallingLikeThis Harry is broken. Maybe Louis can help with that.

Harry’s Love Song by writcraft Harry calls Nick to let him know he’s coming back to London.

Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cheese (who am I to dis-a-brie?) by EmmyLouWho The first time it happened, Harry had assumed that it was an honest mistake. The second time it happened, Harry thought it must have been a coincidence. Perhaps if he hadn’t been such an eternal optimist, the possibility that someone was stealing his food might have occurred to him a bit earlier, but Harry had a great deal of faith in the goodness of his fellow students, and so he continued to believe that it was an accident. But by the third time he had returned to an empty microwave, Harry was starting to realise that someone was stealing his mac & cheese on purpose.

A True Love of Mine by myownspark Niall’s peaceful afternoon at the beach with Shawn is interrupted by a group of strangers. One man in particular reminds him of someone special from long ago.

sweet, sweet fate by bottomlinsons Harry’s lived with a NSFW soulmark for almost twenty-five years now. When he finally meets the man responsible, he gives him a little piece of his mind.

As Luck Would Have It by Justalittlelouislove We’ve all experienced the trials and tribulations of technology. Louis is sabotaged by a bit of unhelpful autocorrect, but maybe luck is on his side after all.

It Could Be Sweet (like a long forgotten dream) by Harryskiwiposes “You did all this? For me? Even after I ignored you all week?” “I know why you’ve been ignoring me. If you had given me a chance to explain.” He paused, taking a deep breath before continuing, “I was never going to set up a dating profile. That was all Niall’s idea. He thought he was helping, but…it’s…it’s you, Louis. I just want to be with you. I was going to ask you out before Niall burst in and -” OR - the one where a miscommunication and a blackout lead Harry and Louis to admit their feelings for each other.

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writsgrimmyblog · 5 years

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Writcraft’s 2018 Fic List

Now that Erised reveals are up, I can finally post my fic list of 2018 and do one of those summary memes I’ve been dying to post. Better late than never!

2018 was a year of faltering muses then writing in quick, intense bursts of inspiration. When I look back on 2018, although there are one or two works I’m not overly satisfied with, some of the things I’ve written are personal favourites when I reflect on the fanfic I’ve produced over the years. I’m going to answer some yearly evaluation questions, but here’s my list of 2018 fics and as a self-contained post. This list doesn’t include ficlets posted on Tumblr only.

Number of Fics Written in 2018: 36 if you count the 10 chapters of my Festive 500s that published in 2018. The final 10 of those are going up in the next few days too, I promise.

Total 2018 Published Word Count: 341,000. Although 31,000 of that total includes a co-write, we edited each others words too and worked on the fic as a whole together. I have also underestimated how much I wrote on LLM this year and not counted some drabbles and tumblr ficlets, so I think this total is about right.

Most Written Pairing:

Harry Potter Fandom: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

R1 RPF / 1D: Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson

Fests (Moderator): Harry Potter Kinkfest, Harry Potter Horror Fest, Harry/Draco Big Bang, Grimmy Appreciation Fest

Fests (Participant): Secret Snarry Swap, HD Erised, HD Fan Fair, Sirius Black Fest, Harry/Draco Big Bang, HP Femslash Minis (November Challenge), Harry’s Birthday Mini Fest, Drarry Discord Rare Pair Challenge, Snarry-A-Thon, HP Goldenage, HP Horror Fest, HP Kinkfest, Tomlinshaw Exchange, Grimmy Appreciation Fest

The full list of the fics I published on AO3 are below the cut.

HARRY POTTER FANDOM

Harry Potter and The Bisexual Awakening written for @hd-erised

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 23,186

Harry is perfectly content being single, heterosexual and living in Godric's Hollow with his very clingy rescue dog, Snitch. When Draco Malfoy turns up on Harry's doorstep demanding that Harry teach him how to drive, things quickly become a lot more complicated.

In The Palm of His Hand written for Secret Snarry Swap

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 6,969

Harry has a thing for Snape’s hands. Snape indulges him.

Slice of Life written for @hd-fan-fair with art by @phoenixacid

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 16,300

Luna and Ginny are worried about Harry, Greg is a very a fine baker, Snape’s portrait has a lot of opinions and Draco Malfoy is (probably) up to something.

In which one man’s love for jam tarts blossoms into a different kind of love entirely.

Winter of ’79 written for @siriusblackfest | Little Compton Street Series

Sirius Black/James Potter | 17,000

Post-punk Britain is in the grip of another brutal winter, Thatcher is in power and Muggle gay bars keep getting raided for no reason at all. Sirius just wants to find somewhere to go drinking with the best mate he definitely doesn’t fancy. When they’re directed towards a tatty Soho sex shop during a night out, neither James or Sirius expect to find a magical street that will change their lives forever.

Little Compton Street (One Rainy Night in Soho) written for @harrydracobang with art by @llap115-reblogs | Little Compton Street Series

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 65,500

Draco is lonely, Harry hates the press and it won’t stop raining in London. Harry discovers a magical street that’s close to disappearing forever and Draco realises he’s one rainy night in Soho away from finding everything he’s been searching for.

Independent Love Song written for @hpfemslash-minifest

Millicent Bulstrode/Ginny Weasley | 6,300

Millicent Bulstrode is a tailor and Ginny is losing her mind over a woman in a tweed blazer and burgundy brogues.

Dirty Talk

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 3,000

Harry is rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco's mouth.

Sky Full of Song written for @harrybirthdayblog

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 2,000 (podfic by semperfiona here)

Draco turns up at Harry's birthday party unexpectedly and Harry takes a leap of faith.

Treading Water written for the Drarry Discord Rare Pair Challenge

James Potter/Sirius Black | 2,000

I’m sorry, Sirius wants to say. I’m sorry people in this stupid world made you think loving me could only ever be a joke.

Ten Points to Gryffindor written for the Drarry Discord Rare Pair Challenge

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 2,000

Harry is of the opinion that using a desk solely to mark papers is a wasted opportunity. He decides to take up the matter with Severus.

Stone Butch Blues written for the Drarry Discord Rare Pair Challenge

Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina (Wil) Grubbly-Plank | 2,000

Wil and Min reminisce.

Potterzine written for Snarry-a-Thon

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 11,000

When Severus Snape finds a fanzine with a picture of Professor Potter in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy on the cover, he confronts Potter about the offending literature. Severus probably should have looked inside, because it turns out some of Potterzine’s writers have a different suitor in mind.

Not Even A Little Bit

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 2,000

Harry is asked to investigate Severus Snape. This isn't going to go badly at all.

Maybe Just A Midnight Rendezvous

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 3,900

Harry's back in London and he's determined to show Draco how things have changed.

Life Has Just Begun written for HP Goldenage

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 6,200

Harry has been carrying the weight of his secret desires for a long time. Severus is there when he’s finally ready to talk.

Dysphoria (poetry and art) written and drawn for Harry Potter Horror Fest

Teddy Lupin | 250 (please heed content tags)

Who is it here who can tell me who I am?

Take Him to the Stars (Cut to the Feeling) written for @hpkinkfest

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy | 9,800

Scorpius has a thing for older men. For one older man in particular.

Bedroom Hymns

Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy | 11,200

Harry asks Draco for dinner out of the blue. Draco’s about to find out that dinner isn’t the only thing on Harry’s mind.

Lonely Without Him (Everything Changes But You)

Harry Potter/Severus Snape | 3,500

Severus hasn't celebrated his birthday for years. Harry decides it's time for that to change.

Don’t Stop Believing

Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Implied Sirius/James Potter and Sirius/Remus/James | 1,800

Sirius looks up at Remus and he’s close enough that Remus could count every one of his eyelashes, if he wanted. He drinks in the glint in Sirius’s eyes, the lazy curve of his smile and the light shadows under his eyes.

RADIO ONE RPF / ONE DIRECTION FANDOM

Stuck In The Middle (Of Nowhere) With You written for @tomlinshawexchange

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson | 10,500

Nick throws a party at Soho Farmhouse's new Yorkshire retreat, to celebrate his X-Factor victory.

He didn't anticipate getting trapped in the middle of nowhere with rival judge Louis Tomlinson, who's a terrible duvet thief and a surprisingly good kisser. Not that Nick's been thinking about that last part for the past three weeks. Much.

Nick and Harry’s Infinite Playlist written for @grimmyappreciation

Nick Grimshaw/Harry Styles | 13,400

At an indeterminate point in the future it happens, just when Nick least expects it.

Lost and Found co-authored with @shiftylinguini for @grimmyappreciation

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson | 31,400

In a year when things are coming to an end for Nick, an unexpected chapter begins at the start of a long, hot summer. An accidental romance in Malta. Featuring Annie on the decks, Nick and Louis below deck, a handful of bad nautical puns and weather that's far too hot for trackies.

Knead You Now written for @silveredsound

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson | 11,400

Harry used to be a baker, Louis definitely didn't and Nick just wants to know how the fuck they got into his kitchen.

Little Lion Man

Nick Grimshaw/Louis Tomlinson | 123,600

It’s his final year at Hogwarts, and Louis can’t wait to leave for good. He hates being in Gryffindor and he can’t even enjoy a smoke with the Slytherins now his best mate Zayn’s fucked off to Durmstrang. Louis would be completely miserable if not for WWN and Nick Grimshaw. As Louis tries to negotiate coming of age, homophobia in the wizarding world and his growing feelings for Nick, a new evil emerges which puts Louis and Nick in serious danger. Louis is about to learn exactly how brave he can be as he finds himself fighting for his life, his friends and everything he’s ever loved.

SUPERNATURAL FANDOM

Baby Love

Dean Winchester/Castiel | 3,000

Dean and Castiel share a moment in the Impala.

MULTI-FANDOM

Festive 500s (chapters published in 2018 only)

Chapter One: Introduction Chapter Two: His Wasted Heart (Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald) Chapter Three: Vanilla (Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy) Chapter Four: Just Like A Movie (Nick Grimshaw/Harry Styles) Chapter Five: Festive Friendship (Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall) Chapter Six: Beware of Gryffindors Bearing Gifts (Severus Snape/Harry Potter) Chapter Seven: Ways To Say ‘I Love You’ (Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter) Chapter Eight: Darling So It Goes (Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank) Chapter Nine: Desperate (Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy) Chapter Ten: Phoenix (Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)

#fandom year in review #my fic #my 2018 fic #drarry #snarry #tomlinshaw #gryles #destiel

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fymoanstax · 6 years

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Monsta X as Professors

This was not requested but Admin Ponyo just,,,,,,thought of it. Hope you guys enjoy!

Shownu

Teaches Political Science

‘You can call me Hyunwoo or Mr. H I don’t really care just don’t call me sir because it makes me feel old’

Monotone voice makes you want to fall asleep during lecture

Gives direct answers to exams

If the question is like ‘when was the declaration of independence signed?’

On the study guide/exam review it’ll say ‘make sure you know the day the declaration was signed’

Easy A class

Doesn’t take attendance bc there are like 200 people in class

Every day is casual friday

Dresses more like a student

Arrives to class late sometimes

No homework

He’s the professor where you’re kind of like ‘should I be having these thoughts about him?’

Sometimes he'll just put on Law and Order™ because its it's too much of a hassle to actually teach that day

On the first day of class he asked in the middle if the students wanted to take a break for 20 minutes or just keep going and get out of class early.

Gives out candy on review days

Despite seeming like he doesn't care he wants his students to be socially aware and active in politics

Really raising the next generation of leaders 11/10 would take this class

Wonho

Teaches education courses

But he also Handles 1st year seminars

Makes people call him coach for no reason

Very inspirational

Female students swoon over him

Wears dress pants and dress shirts and dress shoes

BUT NO BLAZER OR JACKET OR ANYTHING

Rolls up his sleeves a lil

You know those biceps are LI VINg

‘I can be your mentor’ (du du du du du du du du, get it. Like,,,,,’i can be your hero’ okay nvm)

Always comes into class right on the dot

Lectures include a lot of uplifting quotes

Has powerpoints with cute animations, transitions and lots of videos

Stays behind after class and is surrounded by students wanting to talk to him

Has a good rating on ratemyprofessor plus a whole chili pepper bc lots of people take his class

No phones in class because he wants everyone to pay attention but newsflash they already are

No electronics in general

Says attendance doesn't count but passes around a sign in sheet bc he wants to make sure people that show up are rewarded

Minhyuk

Teaches nutrition courses

Wears tracksuits to class

Talks about staying healthy and eating well but shows up late to class with burger king

Has never been to a gym unless pokemon go counts

When people go to his office hours they find him playing overwatch

Gives a lot of extra credit

Makes twitter deals with his students

‘If this post gets 100k retweets our professor will give us all As’

Assigns homework randomly

Next class he has forgotten he assigned homework at all

Until a student brings it up

‘Did I assign that? Okay yeah hand it in then.’

Gives everyone As for the sake of not grading

Actually forgets to grade entire exams

Tells students when pop quizzes will happen

‘Well we’re gonna have a pop quiz this week and if its not today then it must be,,,,the only other time we meet this week.’ *wink*

Asks students to call him the Italian Stallion despite not being Italian or a stallion.

Asks everyone how their weekend was and really does want some stories.

*finished a chapter like 15 minutes early* “You guys want to stop here?”

Group work all the time

He likes it because even he learns from it

Kihyun

Math professor

High level math like calc 2 or smth

Wears suits to class

Doesn’t give study guides or do review days

Homework every week

Only 6 questions

1a, 1b, 1c, 1d, 1e, 1f, 1g, 1h, 1i, 1j, 1k, 1l…….you know

Has never cancelled a class

Gives you dirty look if you walk out of class early

‘We still have 45 seconds of class don’t pack up’

Syllabus is 15 pages long

No calculators allowed

‘You learned this in math 126 so i won’t go over it’ UH YEAH 3 SEMESTERS AND AN ENTIRE SUMMER AGO BOI

Asks for homework at the beginning of class

Before you even walk in

If it’s not in your hand no points for the day

Takes attendance daily + counts as 20% of grade

Only allowed 1 excused absence with note

Always bashes the rival university by using said university as the bad examples in word problems.

“Professor what does this have to do with math"

“Nothing I just hate (insert university here)”

At the end of the semester he said “I should have called you guys worms and then at the end said ‘congratulations you are all now maggots’"

Tough professor but everyone loves him still

Hyungwon

Teaches classes on law

ALWAYS has his hair styled and his suit looking pristine

Fashionably late is reAL for this man

Student: ‘I heard if the professor doesn’t show up for 15 minutes we can le-...’

Hyungwon: ‘You can leave whenever. Nobody’s stopping you’

*INSERT SASSY WALK AWAY*

Takes like 10 minutes to get settled before starting lecture

Carries a briefcase to class to look professional but its empty

Students fear him

His beauty AND his brains

Tells class that there will be pop quizzes

Never has a pop quiz in the entire semester

Mock trials every week

Will destroy his students during mock trials but its for their own good

‘There’s too much traffic so I’m cancelling class’

Helps students practice their law poker face by making memey faces at them

It’s part of the final

Laugh or smile is minus 10 points

During an exam he stopped everyone so he could show them a meme.

Jooheon

Teaches music appreciation

Students call him sir

He thinks its funny

One page syllabus and all you do is sign and return it

Asks his students for new music suggestions

Goes off on tangents about his life

‘Yeah, last week I adopted a new dog and his name is Bark Obama’

Will show you videos of his dog on FACEBOOK

When he goes off on tangents he stops mid story and says “why am I telling you this? I dont know”

Dances in front of the class

Will dance to anything

Gregorian chants

Clair de lune

Anything by Chopin

Always wears a hat to class bc he changes his hair color often but that’s seen as unprofessional

Is always down to sit and talk about some good songe

‘Appreciate the music’

‘Feel the music’

‘BE THE MUSIC’

Once his students walked in and he was playing All Star by Smash Mouth and he claimed it was “because if he didnt hear it now it would be stuck in his head forever"

Changkyun

Biology professor

Syllabus is riddled with biology puns

*walks into class* ‘The name’s bond. Hydrogen bond. Just kidding I’m your professor Im Changkyun’

Doesn’t know how to spell,,,,,,,,,,,,,proffesor,,,,,,,proffessor,,,,,,professor,,,,,,,,,

Sits on his desk at the front of the class while lecturing

Relates to his students

The professor you will accidentally run into on the street

Or at coachella who knows

Guaranteed to break at least one microscope or test tube during the semester

Shows the class he can rap the beginning of nicki minaj’s super bass perfectly

Won’t stop talking about his friends dog Bark Obama

Gossips about other professors

A genuinely great teacher

Cares about his students

Wants them to succeed

Wants them to thank him in their speeches when they win awards for ground breaking discoveries

‘All you have to say is I owe all I know to my old professor Im Changkyun. It’s not that hard Kenny.’

Everything went wrong at a lab once when he was a TA and he got so done he just cancelled the lab. He had no fear of getting in trouble

Has puns on his slides that nobody understands.

‘Biology is the best science. Physics and Chemistry can choke but go off I guess.’

Sometimes doesnt wear shoes in class

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audreils · 7 years

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three tag games under, i’m tagging: @sirien @ronanlynhh @katiebells @kevcnday @bilourry @roseputa @esnysingle @noahsweetwne @jeanmoreos @fcyre @gansaey @sxofcrows @gayneil @mathiashevlr @andreil69 @patrioclus @alekzandermorozova (u can any/all u want, or not do them lmao)

tagged by the loml @axdreil

rules: answer the questions & ask 11 of your own

1. favourite piece of fiction all for the game or harry potter, hands down. theyre both so so imoprtant to me holy hell

2. if u could live in any fictional world which would it be? why? definitely harry potter. i wanna be able to do magic bc im a lazy fucker and also i’d love to fuck w purebloods with muggle stuff

3. what was ur childhood anthem (or just ur fave song/band growing up) okay no one’s gonna know this bc i lived in pakistan but it was this song

4. favourite moment from aftg all of them djkgag there’s so many how do i pick one?? but one of the more underrated ones has gotta be when neil calls matt from columbia and matt is ready to fucking kill andrew

5. favourite ice cream chocolate chip bc im borin and love chocolate sm

6. favourite pun im not punny can u believ im just accidentally funny

7. where would u like to travel to see u :~) @axdreil

8. whats ur go-to feel good film/show/book/song/anything one direction lmao i watch their interviews and video diaries or just listen to their entire discography

9. favourite season autumn!!!!!!!!!!1 9. on a scale of 1-10 how much do u love neil josten its way past a 10 im literally matt boyd 9. talk about something u love harry styles. i love him sooo much he’s gotten thru some tough times and he just makes me wanna be a better person. he’s been dragged thru the mud by the media so many times and at the beginning he let it get to him but i’ve seen him grow and mature into a beautiful person who is unapologetically and authentically himself and tbh thats who i wanna be when i grow up i wanna stay true to myself and to others and stay as kind as he is

my quesions

favorite part of ur day

best thing about ur best friend

advice you’d give to your 10 yrs old self

tell me a joke

favortie subject in school and why

what’s the closest thing on ur left rn

where did u last go on vacation

talk abt the best teacher you had

favourite song/artist

would u go to the moon if u could

u can meet one person living/dead. who is it and why

i was tagged by @glitterghxst terrible lmao anyway,,,

Are you named after someone? yes i am and im v happy with it

When was the last time you cried? last night lmao

Do you like your handwriting? depends on how it looks thers 67538975 variations

What is your favourite lunch meat? i?? dnt assign times to food i’ll eat whatever th fuck i want whenver i want

Do you have kids? i am almost 19 yrs im a kid myslef

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? no im annoying as fuc

Do you use sarcasm? sarcasm? who is she never heard of her

Do you still have your tonsils? i havent had them taken out so i guess yes

Would you bungee jump? fuck yea if my mom let me

What is your favourite kind of cereal? cookie crisp

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? i am Lazy

Do you think you’re a strong person? lol

What is your favourite ice cream? chocolate chip

What is the first thing you notice about people? i dont fuckin know ,, maybe their choice or the way they hold themselves

What is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? my whole entire face and my hands? ugli

What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? burnt orangey pants and no shoes

What are you listening to right now? castle by halsey at this second, i’ve got my spotify on shuffle

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? idk???? maybe beige idk man crayons have weird names

Favourite smell? this is hella specific but the perfume my elementary school principal wore

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my lil bro

Favourite sport to watch? whats a sport

Hair colour? black

Eye colour? brown

Do you wear contacts? no i would die beore i wear contacts again

Favourite food to eat? what else do u do with food? idk which tho

Scary movies or comedy? either is fine tbh

Last movie you watched? i,,,,,, cnat remmebr

What color of shirt are you wearing? purple

Summer or winter? neitehr

Hugs or kisses? hugs or forehead kisses IF im in the mood plss dont touch me otherwise

What book are you currently reading? NOTHING bc im fucking depressd and cant focus on a single damn thing for longer than 5 seconds

Who do you miss right now? my friedns and my aunt

What is on your mouse pad? its 2017 i have a laptop

What is the last TV program you watched? the vampre diaries bc im trash

What is the best sound? the sound of peace and quiet

Rolling stones or The Beatles? idc for either tbh oops but rolling stones i guess

What is the furthest you have ever travelled? america i guess? bc i came frm pakistan

Do you have a special talent? surviving everyday i guess and negletcing every single responsibility. also being able to recognize a 1d song anywhere anytime as soon as it starts playing no matter how faint

Where were you born? rawalpindi, pakistan.., i miss it

tagged by @neljostns. ty bbe!!

what fictional character do you relate to most? honestly, probably either sana bakkoush or andrew minyard, and they’re both vastly diferent i realize that but they capture both of my extremes and i’d die for them

favorite song atm: sign of the time by harry styles listen to it here

3 favorite films: kill your darlings, all the hp movies, titanic

3 favorite tv shows: b99, and the get down, skam

favorite school subject: english & psychology

what book(s) impacted you most: aftg, soc, vampire academy

what was your blog originally about and what is it about now? my main was originally 100% 1d; over the years it had 1d, 5sos, little mix, marvel, literally everything. now its back to 99% 1d. this one was a saved url for a while i only started really using it in like,,, august? of 2*16 i think

what is something you’re looking forward to? may 12!!!!!!!!!! harry styles releases his debut self-titled album get it here

favorite food? idk tbh,, maybe biryani

3 things you like about yourself: my sense of humor, my ability to give zero fucks, my taste in music

#this took sooo long hsdgshf #challenges

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DWTS S24 W6: Boy Bands and Girl Groups

They should call this throwback music week because that’s what it was for me. Backstreet Boy and former contestant Nick Carter guest judged. I liked the opening montage where they posed with the covers of the bands/groups whose songs they were using but I wish DWTS gave us more long openings with actual dancing.

Simone and Sasha Destiny’s Child Samba Hmm that sandy floor projection looks familiar, but I can’t really remember where we’ve seen that before. Simone doesn’t have a lot of experience with being sexy and she starts off a bit more cutesy (maybe it’s just her smile). Once the singing started though I think she got more into it. The chorus of the song isn’t very samba-y but I think the verse part was okay. The spin looked better in the rehearsal video... I think Nick’s 8 would have been a 9 if she didn’t go first. Fair score though. 9-8-9-9 T35

Bonner and Sharna Backstreet Boy Rumba Because Nick was Sharna’s old partner whoop. I think Bonner was more comfortable with the rumba because it’s a slower dance, so he is more willing to project his dancing and movements. I thought he tried pretty hard to show hip movement when dancing on his own, but when he was with Sharna his legs sometimes looked a bit suspect. Could have also been more fluid - rumba is a very flowy dance. Decent effort though. Not the best song fit. Nick you gonna give Simone and Bonner the same score? 8-8-7-7 T30

Why does your rumba bumper have a lift...Len and CAI must be screaming internally.

Nancy and Artem En Vogue Paso Doble Nancy got herself extra stressed out because this same song was Mel B’s iconic paso doble. Nancy had a bobble around the start and she looked a bit thrown off from then on. But she eventually crawled back - the part in the middle with the extra guys was pretty cool. Nick made a pretty bad pun. It was nice seeing Nancy being fierce instead of sweet and happy. I thought the cage thing could have worked better if the cage was wider so the camera angle could be a bit less awkward. I agree with Bruno - shaping was not consistent. 9-8-8-8 T33

Nick and Peta Beach Boys Jive “I feel like having a coffee makes me relatable.” Haha Nick you basic Tumblr female. I think that was my favourite part of his package - Nick holding his coffee cup LOL. Then - “I like the jive. I’ve been looking forward to it. It seems...fun.” “Yeah but it’s REALLY HARD and there are a LOT OF STEPS and it’s REALLY FAST.” That instant change in Nick’s reaction should be a reaction meme. “I’m already nervous.” Hahaha. Later: “The competition is about personality and the journey.” Peta says facts only. I definitely like their rehearsal reel better than the dance. The song was a bit slow for the style and Nick’s feet were floppy. His timing was fine though - but he might have struggled with a song with actual jive tempo. He has a decent carlton though - where’s Alfonso this week? Their costumes remind me of those pastel sorbet marble nail stick-ons. 7-7-7-7 T28 I thought he was better than Bonner though.

Normani and Val Pussycat Dolls Salsa I wish Val would stop putting so many leg kick into Normani’s routines because her technique when doing them is totally wrong - her supporting leg always bends or shifts when she does that. I knew Len wasn’t gonna like the hip hop section in the middle - plus it was longer than Heather’s in the jive. Like yeah Normani looked great doing it but if you guys wanna put hip hop into dance at least try to INTEGRATE it with the content steps instead of having a whole section specifically for it. That makes it really obvious that you’re deviating from your assigned style. The steam coming out of the potholes was nice though. I thought the actual salsa parts was pretty good. Normani had better turns this week than last week. The somersault lift looked better in the rehearsal video though - Normani’s body was kinda twisted when she was landing so it wasn’t as smooth. I thought this was definitely better than her paso, but it’s not 39-worthy yet. 10-10-9-10 T39

David and Lindsay NSYNC Argentine Tango Argentine tango is the least boy bandy dance there could ever be honestly. David is definitely no Calvin Johnson when it comes to lifts. I feel like he got quite shaken after nearly dropping Lindsay. There were moments where both David and Lindsay looked unbalanced. There was waaaay more AT than I thought could be put into this song. Nick asking “NSYNC or Backstreet Boys” and saying “I promise it won’t affect your score” LOL. This, like Nick’s dance, I feel should have gotten better scores than Bonner. 7-8-7-7 T29

Rashad and Emma Four Tops Tango I LOOOOVEEEE THIS SONG. Probably my favourite of the songs used tonight. The beginning section with the other guys was perfect 60s choreography! My only complain is that Rashad could have been a bit sharper when they first got into hold and get his frame right immediately. I would have given this a 9.5 so I think he should have gotten one more 10. 9-10-9-9 T37

Heather and Maks TLC Rumba Maks: Rumba is very adult. Heather: this dance makes me feel young. Maks: adult stuff going on. So which is the lie? Anyway, I kind of laughed in embarrassment every time Maks said “adult” because it just sounded like such a weird way to describe a dance. This dance definitely had one of the better song matches but it could have been better still if they could have found an acoustic version. Some of the movements were too sharp for a rumba but it suited the song. Maks finally gave Heather GOOD CHOREOGRAPHY that shows what she can do with her professional dance background. There was an accidental lift. Also, Heather’s dress is really nice! 10-10-10-10 T40

And now for the team dances!

But first, did anyoen notice when the show came back after commercials before the team dances the little advertisement pop up that said ‘Coming this June: Boy Band’? LOL I see what you’re doing ABC.

As with tradition, they announce one team safe. It’s.....Team Boy Band?! Everyone shrieks.

Team Boy Band Hilarious rehearsals. I think Bonner was the most into the dance he was this whole season. Bruno told them to dance on their own - all guys, 20 seconds, shirtless. They looked really excited for that section but they were pretty out of sync. It wasn’t just Bonner. I thought the first section was the best. I saw Backstreet’s Back moves! The last section looked a bit kiddy - maybe it’s the pop-y 1D song. I’m not the biggest 1D fan, and Best Song Ever is one of my least favourite 1D songs. And the audience crowd made it hard to see what they were doing. Funny how their initials say ‘RNB/D’. 8-9-8-8 T33

Team Girl Group Okay, I wouldn’t say 5H is as iconic as the other two groups, but sure, let Normani dance to her own group’s song. Not as if she’s already being pimped enough already. I rather they throw in a Beyonce song and obligate Heather to get it down and bust her moves but I guess they used Beyonce the last time the did the girls vs boys thing. Sigh. LOL at Simone’s “How do make it not uncomfortable when he’s on you?” whisper then her and Normani turning to look at Sasha like they are a meme. Also Maks’ casual “Don’t call me Mary and I’m not wearing a tutu but that’s the inner me I’m feeling right now.” - say what Maks???? Anyone notice how Heather and Normani were always in the front of the group arrangements? Also, think the girls were definitely more in sync with each other but I agree with CAI - it was underwhelming. They were not WAAAY better than the guys than they should be. Also I feel like the actual dancing only started during ‘No Scrubs’ - before that they were just running around doing girly shimmies. Also the camera crew messed up towards the end. The lighting they could have passed it off as “It was supposed to dim for dramatic effect!” but the camera work was really messy. 8-9-8-9 T34

So with Girl Group in jeopardy: Simone is safe, Normani is safe. And DWTS is not pressed for time for the first time this season so they drag the announcement. Between Nancy and Heather, going home is...Heather. It’s a shame because she finally had a breakout dance. Maks was only here for like two weeks LOL but at least he can focus his energy on his kid now.

Next week is movies night - I heard Tom say something about genres, so I think there might be a bit of an eras thing too? I think we will see some pretty interesting concepts though.

#dwts #dwts 24 #simone biles #sasha farber #nancy kerrigan #artem chigvintsev #Rashad Jennings #emma slater #david ross #lindsay arnold #nick viall #peta murgatroyd #heather morris #maks chmerkovskiy #bonner bolton #sharna burgess #Normani Kordei #val chmerkovskiy

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AO3 Tag Meme

This is my final meme response of the day! Ha ha. Thank you to the lovely @nightwideopen for the tag and wonderful @goldentruth813 and @lqtraintracks who both tagged me on my @writcraft blog but I’m answering here for ease. I’ve been wanting to do this meme for ages. Yay!

Rules: go to your AO3 works page, expand all the filters, and answer the following questions!

I have put my answers under a cut.

1. What’s your first and second most common work ratings?

Explicit (97)

Mature (29)

No surprise there. Most of my fanfic falls into the higher rated category.

2. What’s your most common archive warning? Least common? Do you consider yourself an adventurous writer?

Most Common: No Archive Warnings Apply (107)

Least Common: Graphic Depictions of Violence (5)

I definitely can be adventurous but I feel like I have been a lot more ruthless with characters in the past. Of late I have tended to take less risks with my kinks and themes, both because I haven’t gravitated towards writing darker themes as much as I did a few years ago, but also probably feeling less secure about exploring certain content with the whole trend towards kink and ship shaming. I’m trying to actively push my boundaries more though and I’m running an anti-Valentine’s dark fic fest on @hpdarkarts in Feb next year, and HP Horror Fest will be back on that platform, plus I have my Gryles and Drarry kink fics to finish so I’m hoping my adventurous spirit is coming back. Also @hpkinkfest is coming back for 2019 too, so plenty of potential to explore less written things.

3. How many fics have you written in each relationship category? Is this more accidental, or do you have preferences?

M/M (137)

No big surprise as my main ships are M/M. 2019 goal is definitely write more F/F.

4. What are your top 4 fandoms by numbers? Are you still active in any of them, and do you tend to migrate a lot?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (121)

One Direction (Band) (17)

BBC Radio One RPF (16)

Sherlock (TV) (6)

I don’t migrate much at all. I have a number of fandoms I read fic and meta in but don’t consistently participate in as a writer - the main two of those are Sherlock and Supernatural. I’m very much still active in Harry Potter. BBC Radio One RPF is the only other fandom I have launched myself into with the same kind of energy as HP, but I lurked for a long time before getting involved, so I’ve only been properly writing in the fandom since last summer when I started posting Kissing in the Rain, although I had one fic which predates that. HP and BBC Radio One RPF with a lot of fondness for the 1D boys and particularly Harry and Louis should continue to make up the majority of my fandom activities over the next year I expect, with a possible uptick in writing in Supernatural. I’m keeping an eye on Voltron and have some very persuasive friends shipping the hell out of Sheith so that’s kind of on my radar too right now.

5. What are your top 4 character tags? Does this match how you feel about the characters, or are you puzzled?

Harry Potter (38)

Draco Malfoy (28)

Severus Snape (17)

Ron Weasley (14)

I think this is probably skewed by the fact I don’t always tag the characters that are half of a main ship but as HP makes up most of my writing and my dream team are Harry, Draco and Severus and my primary ships are Drarry (56 works) and Snarry (37 works), this probably reflects how I feel about the characters. Also, Ron is love.

6. What are your top 2 most used additional tags, and your bottom 2? What would happen if you combined all 4 of these into a fic?

Anal Fingering (63)

Romance (59)

Rimming (19)

Humor (13)

If I combined all four of these it would probably read a lot like most of my fics. Romantic anal fingering, a bit of rimming and some bad puns.

7. How many WIPs do you have currently running on AO3? Any you don’t plan on finishing?

Losing His Religion Series

50 Reasons to Have Sex (Tomlinshaw)

Losing His Religion is my Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy kink series. It’s not a multi-chaptered WIP but it’s a series that’s overdue an update. Although the first part, Bedroom Hymns, can be read as a One Shot, the second part, Confessions, will make the whole thing feel more complete. The second part has been stalled for a while, but most definitely not abandoned.

The 50 Reasons Series isn’t a WIP in that it requires an update (the fics are all standalone) but I should probably pick it up again soon, and stop starting new ones and finish the ones I already have in progress, see my WIP folder of doom.

8. Tag people!

I’ve seen loads of people do this already so I’m going to say consider yourself tagged if you would like to do this, and tag me so I can see.

#ao3 meme #on writing #waffling on #my fic

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