#accord parahumans

[n0brainjustvibes]

accord and the ambassadors' monthly rotating polycule with colour-coded rooms and mandatory matching hair dye

#wormblr #accord parahumans #i am so late to capitalising on this

[bug4932]

peri is right lets all become citrine enjoyers

#parahumans #worm #shes thinking about if accord will kill her for having hair this out of place (he will) #parart

[cpericardium]

At anime boston imagining the most violent ways to fix you

#wormblr #cosplay #wormcon #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #accord #hey everyone it's me it's my first cosplay ever

[crowhoonter]

rating Parahumans guys on how well I think they'd be as parents

Brian: I think Brian would believe he is a great father, but there is too much repressed emotions and depression in there to properly care for and raise a child. 3/10, Not particularly good.

Alec: Alec has lacked a real positive parental unit in his life, and while I don't think he would purposefully be shitty to a kid, I think he might fall back on what he knows from his own youth. Might be a fun older brother though. 3/10, needs to focus on himself first

Danny Hebert: Too sad about his wife dying to properly parent. no further notes. 2/10, Danny please get it together Taylor is relying on you

Armsmaster: Would rub off his worst personality traits onto a kid, resulting in them being the average r/malelivingspace user. Might also encourage child to grow poor facial hair. 1/10, I feel bad for whatever unfortunate soul is consigned to this fate.

Coil: Coil would be an absent father for 90% of your childhood, unless you were useful for his plans. In that case, he would feed you drugs or some other unethical thing and make you work for him (child labor (bad)). 2/10, conditions are poor but you might get to meet some of the other children he has, fixing the playdate situation.

Kaiser: See in story results. -5/10 Nazis don't make good parents.

Uber and Leet: They come as a package deal obviously, and they are actually pretty okay parents, they aren't great obviously but they aren't tremendous failures either. That is until you show up on one of their livestreams and then you are the laughingstock of the school. 4/10 Don't upload your kids online.

Scion: Too sad about his wife dying to properly parent. Also not emotionally available. 1/10, get it together man people are relying on you.

Mark Dallon: Not necessarily a bad parent, but he has a laundry list of problems that he needs to work through before he can begin to think to focus on his kids. 3/10, he's trying by god. He's not doing good but he's trying.

Number Man: He would probably respond to any question his kid asks with some weird philosophical math metaphor. Is a killer cook though. Also math classes would be a breeze. Unfortunately, most of his time is dedicated to cauldron. 5/10, grades will be great.

Accord: The worst type of helicopter parent. He would make itineraries to follow any time his kid went out and would require them home in pristine condition super early. Has a rigorous study schedule and puts a lot of pressure on you to succeed, and you know he wants whats best for you but like its stifling and you aren't really living for you but for him. Sure grades are good but you just can't do it anymore. 4/10, the depression and GPA are soaring.

Jack Slash: As seen in Worm, he is an absolutely killer parent. Has a fun family vibe? check. Engages with his children's interest and allows them to pursue it? check. Keeps his child intellectually and creatively stimulated? check. Takes his family all over the country to see new exciting places and people? check. Dude is simply top tier on the parenting skill. Sure the family dynamic is a bit unorthodox, but when the results look this good can you really argue? 10/10 Jack Slash has got it going on.

#inspired by all those weird reddit threads talking about if Taylor would be a good mother #why is that such a popular discussion? #geniunely I don't understand #worm #parahumans #wormblr #jack slash #armsmaster #number man #accord #scion #alec vasil #brian laborn

[artbyblastweave]

See who'd win at chess between Lisa and Accord is one thing but as others have already noted there's obviously no way a chess match between the two of them wouldn't devolve into some kind of physical altercation, which in turn begs the question of which of them would win that. If we give Accord Prep Time (TM) I suspect he would sweep, he'll have pre-emptively rigged the whole room with Saw bullshit, but if we're assuming a white-room style one-on-one... who takes it? I can't really remember if either of them ever really got in a fight-fight or if they were delegating all of their literal violence to their teammates and/or subordinates. Lisa at least shot Glory Girl that one time. Anyone have any insight into any of this

#worm #wildbow #parahumans #thoughts #meta #tattletale #accord

[keter43]

The concept of Accord is so funny to me. Like he's just this short ass guy that constantly dresses like he's heading to a business meeting. But the second you stop holding your arms at perfect 90 degree angles he imagines the Wallace and Gromit jam machine except its throwing knives at you

#parahumans #accord #worm #hes literally me

[incorrect-wormquotes]

Citrine: When did you first realize that Tattletale uses bad grammar to distract you whenever you raise an objection to something she wants to do?

Accord: she does what?!

#worm #parahumans #wildbow #origin: transformers more than meets the eye comic #accord #citrine #tattletale

[victoriadallonfan]

I really love the fact that Ashley is a short Queen

Imagining her squaring off against Accord, very intense.

Meanwhile they are just surrounded and towered over by average height people waiting to see what happens

#parahumans #wildbow #ward #ward web serial #worm #wardblr #wormblr #worm web serial #accord #damsel of distress #ashley stillons

[notevenalittle1294]

Who would win in a chess match between Tattletale and Accord?

They would both start by staring each other dead in the eyes. Accord has a 35 step plan to ensure absolute victory. He knows she is going to try to cheat. He is currently visualising several different ways to kill her. He is currently mentally mapping out a spring powered trebuchet designed to launch specifically her into the sky at 130mph. Tattletale knows exactly what he is thinking. She is not trying to deescalate the situation. She is thinking of ways to provoke him more effectively. Neither of them have looked in the board for five minutes.

Eventually Tattletale makes a move. She is still looking him directly in the eyes. She picks up her queen and moves it directly to his side, taking a bishop. “Checkmate” she says. This is the first move. She is playing black. Accord kills himself on the spot.

Lisa wins.

#wormblr #parahumans #worm web serial #tattletale #accord #chess #accordposting

[aruliart]

Atrocious Fancast Pt. 2

#wildbow #parahumans #worm webserial #worm by wildbow #amy dallon #victoria dallon #glory girl #panacea #danny hebert #accord #armsmaster #uber and leet #😬😬😬

[lizardinkart]

Accordposting cause I can: Short Kings rise up!

Drew this for the first round of the Miss Tumblr Sexyman 2023: Worm Edition, hosted by the ever beautiful and talented @brocktonbay. Also was deeply inspired by their Accord Fancam (link here, watch it)

Wormblr has some rockin artists and I love seeing everyone’s art on display cause holy hell y’all are neat :) I feel bad I didn’t get the chance to go through on everyone’s stuff and pimp it individually BUT go check out all the amazing artists who have contributed to the contest! You will not be disappointed 👌

#the accord fancam really just said this man is a twink and knows it #anyway elegance/opulence the man knows the optimum dress strategy #miss tumblr sexyman 2023 worm edition #parahumans #worm #worm parahumans #wildbow #worm web serial #my art #worm fanart #accord

[n0brainjustvibes]

man-made object is the accord song

YEAH!!!

It's accurate on all levels, but I gotta admit, this bit took me out:

like yeah that's him 💀 average ambassador hobbies

#accord #accord parahumans #banger tunes for my blorbos

[brocktonbay]

Perdition’s definitely on my shortlist for funniest worm characters:

Got kicked out of a GAMER group for being too toxic

Has the same backstory as a blue-orbed girl in a reader/one direction wattpad fic

Contributes fuckall to the plot except killing the number one funniest worm character

Fucks off again after the fact

Is literally named Cody

#that last one might b d20 unsleeping city season 2 contamination. so many ways to say ‘Cody’ that indicate shitheel behavior #apologies to any codies reading this #(that’s the plural form of cody for when noelle accidentally copies him) #and if you’re reading this far do NOT @ me about accord being number one unless you have a fancam crafted by your own hand to back you up #parahumans #worm #worm parahumans #worm web serial

[cpericardium]

Me not understanding how I'm losing vs. @byronvera who's been eating the pieces when I'm not looking

#wormblr #cosplay #wormcon #wormwebserial #wildbow #parahumans #accord #tattletale #lisa wilbourn

[silberzunge]

For the worm drawing requests- Accord?

Thanks

finally. a use for my people in suits sitting in chairs with their legs spread reference folder

#worm #worm webserial #parahumans #accord #artbyblastweave #i drew this #slutted him up by not closing the shirt all the way

[couldtransitionsaveher]

ACCORD from WORM (PARAHUMANS)

JUSTIFICATION:

"He's insufferable in a lot of the same ways I used to be pre-transition. Estrogen fixed me so maybe it's worth a shot for him as well." - Anonymous

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#could transition have saved her #accord #worm #wormblr #parahumans #transgender #trans hc #anonymous submission