#also do you not have google bro?

[wifeyoozi]

I am not a seventeen fan but I just stumbled upon your account why is seventeen named seventeen if they don't have seventeen members?

They actually did have seventeen members but one of their members is a wild tiger who ate four of them 😇🎀

#its actually 13 members + 3 units + 1 team #won't it be embarrassingly stupid if they had 17 members and named themselves 17? #thats like 0 creativity #they are literally artists they're supposed to be all about creativity #also do you not have google bro? #ceecee sees #svt #seventeen

[moeblob]

So I saw a screenshot of Ralph without his hat (for his wedding outfit + I think a DLC outfit didn't have it?) and honestly. There's a reason he wears it. It's unfair if he doesn't. Olive Town really is just "hot bisexuals in your area" and they would thrive if they advertised it as such.

#sos pioneers of olive town #ralph #jack #i will never not love jack ok i have been playing again and i cant help it #once i unlock giant bear carvings to craft i make him the happiest man on the planet #its just something i have to do ok i love jack a lot #i do still really enjoy bringing ralph soup to the woods like a loser and handing it over while he eats lunch #but the point im trying to make is i cant stop loving jack and it really hinders my desire to romance others lmao #also i was googling some refs of ralph after i found the wedding ss because it was a lil cut off and i wanted the full look #and i saw a lot of questions like is poot worth it or comments about how its incredibly avg for a game #or how its not as great as past installments and im like ........... but the cast is so endearing to me #again its different strokes for different folks and not everyone will love the same farming sim as i will but still #dont be mean to my olive town babies...... #the fact there are so many cutscenes in there of families interacting and moms being mom friends and gossip buddies #the fact there are so many cutscenes just about how these people live their lives is so wholesome to me #like sure the farmer is featured in the heart events #but there are so many where you arent the center ! youre just a bystander to like #a bro putting his younger bros motorcycle in the museum and the museum owner being mad theres a motorcycle in the museum #while then having multiple other people show up like YO SICK BIKE YOU GUYS HAVE THIS STUFF IN THE MUSEUM #while the younger bro is beaming cause thats his baby he loves his motorcycle and you better love it too #like its just so fascinating to exist in the town but not be the entire reason everyone keeps on going about their lives #yeah you interact and befriend them and you do tasks to help develop the island but it doesnt feel like thats why people like you #which is really important to me bc i feel like i have to do things to make people like me #i have to have a reason to interact with people irl or its just me being in their way #and poot lets me just live alongside people peacefully and talk to lil harvest sprites that hand me food and rocks and logs #anyway that is SO MUCH propaganda for a story of seasons game that no one asked for thanks gnight

[larsbarsart]

Day 9. Friendship

Friendships through the ages.

I! Included! My! OCs!!! Their names are Sammy Oswald-Wright and Ruben Fridman, one was adopted by Tim at age 12 after being homeless for two years and the other met the former for the first time as a child and held onto those interactions for the rest of her life. Together, they're going to kill The Operator with bombs :]

Also, they're in love. They are in gay love and kiss each other all the time

Here's the unfiltered version of the bros

#time to make tomorrow's prompt about Sammy as well! #another relevant point is that those are burn scars #this chicken nugget got burnt when she was 10 #is that and the homeless arc related? yes. will I elaborate? no #currently that is between me. god. and google docs #also for a time frame Sammy was. like 8 when MH ended #just thought that was also worth mentioning #i just realized I forgot tim's scars #but I've already spent too long on this and I wanna move on #also yes I realize the implications of putting two bros and a lesbian couple in the same Friendship prompt is implying #take what you want from this #i do not care. just have fun #marbletober #marble hornets #tim wright #mh tim wright #mh tim #brian thomas #mh brian thomas #mh brian #marble hornets oc #mh oc #mh ocs #oh yeah and Sammy sees dead people in her sleep #goodbyyyyyyyeeee

[wymgreenteam]

head in fucking hands.

#guys. men. homies. what are you Doing. #this is so baffling to me. like truly. #Do Not Do This????? #like how many other ways do we have to say it?????? #'written by chatgpt' bro that thing does not have an original thought this has been proven #all it's doing is scraping preexisting content off the internet #(OTHER PEOPLE'S HARD WORK) #and passing it off as its own bc that's all it knows how to do #it's not chatgpt's and it CERTAINLY isn't yours so stop posting this shit on ao3 #the quality of the work shows it too. i will come out here and say that with no hesitation. #what cgpt writes is not GOOD #regardless of your 'editing' like GOD i'm so livid rn #it probably took me longer to make that meme in google drawings than it did for that fic to be 'written' & posted which is Saying Something #also wtf stop clogging my favorite tag with this :/ but that's a me thing so whatever #lil.txt

[moregraceful]

put 712 of the worst words ever put in a google doc tonight BUT! it is 712 more words in the google doc than i had yesterday. this fic will be more than 2k, so help me god

#the past six months have been so weird after posting over 200k last year (including the longest fic i've written since bandom) #i think i would have been fine continuing to post 1-3k one shots all year if i had not just had to request extended time off of school #but between that + having no idea if i have a regular schedule at the library + my nonprofit boss sending a harrowing welcome back #i'm like by god jason robertson we are going to take a couple of leisurely 7-10k+ strolls to get you a boyfriend or two this summer #well all that + being horrendously writers blocked on the other two longer projects lmfao oh my god #10k deep in one and every time i open the google doc a portal to hell opens up in my living room #0k into the other bc every time i open my outline another different portal to hell opens up in my shower #i get no rest. i get no peace. every morning i wake up and 5 more demons are- oh my god #bro my fucken train of thought just got completely derailed by spotify. i know i'm the last person in the world to know this but #3oh!3 and big freedia remixed rebecca black's friday?? and it's completely unlistenable?? girls what did you do #3oh!3 kill me bc no time traveler ever took their faces in hand and kissed them gently on the forehead and looked into their eyes #said ''please focus on coloradosunrise it will literally course-correct the trajectory of your career from frat house gimmick to #rowdy but respectable indie edm artists. you can remain true to your warped tour dirtbag origins but you HAVE to develop THAT sound'' #like the chainsmokers are a joke but i feel like THAT + ANGRY EMO GIRLS + THEIR TOTAL DISREGARD FOR MARKETABILITY... could have been THEM #when the piano drops?? hello?? i had so many mental breakdowns in college listening to that song they could have defined a generation #like who else is gonna get noah cyrus and ashe and gayle and olivia rodrigo's vision. only warped tour dirtbags. #me @ myself [so lovingly]: what are you talking about. how old are you #me @ myself: talk to me abt earth 2 in which 3oh!3 remixed i got so high that i saw jesus....and it whipped ass #also. i had to google how old i was. THREE TIMES last week. #the minute i turned 32 apparently i was like i'm in my mid-30s now the rest of this decade is NOT my business until i turn 38 #this post was supposed to be an uplifting reminder to myself to keep pushing forward and trying hard and to not let the rot consume me #but i think i just drove off a cliff like fully my god #i need listen to big freedia more she rules #fresno oilers.txt #another banner day in the tags with kasper moregraceful

[5oz-mud]

setting them up in my brain in the warmest coziest apartment before i start to absolutely microwave them.

#jeanpress #pressedjeans #theyre the ones microwaving my brain tbh #CAN SOMEBODY PLS TALK TO ME ABOUT JEANPRESS IM GOIN CRAZY IN MY ENCLOSURE <- guy with 27 page google doc #best jeanist #mr compress #mha #getting re-obsessed w this again. #winter months rly hit and i was like OK GUYS TIME TO DO EXACTLY WHAT INWAS DOING LAST WINTER #OH AND ALSO. one lung gang thing. I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH JEANIST TELLING HAWKS HE CAN LIVE WITH ONE LUNG. #LIKE. 1) you got hit in the ABDOMEN wtf are you on abt lungs for?? 2) NO YOU CANT ? #bro confused kidneys with lungs again 😂😂! classic ! #also idk if compresses injuries r actually his lungs it just looked like his whole side was blody idk idk im just out here having fun #opossum jeanist was literally just bc of a joke w my friend. #hakamada tsunagu #atsuhiro sako #half of these i made like. a year ago and half of them i made literally last night. u gotta guess which tho

[dullahandyke]

accidentally unfollowed u trying to send an ask i'm soso sorry T-T but also people who rely on chatgpt for uni are so incomprehensible to me partially because i took a quick college course last year to get into my job, social care, and like can you imagine having a carer or smth who didn't know what they were doing because they cheated the entire time they were learning??? but also like you're in an academic setting they're gonna have shit in place to notice plagiarism and they take that so seriously lmao. AI bros are annoying as fuck

Dw bro but SO REALLLL LIKE. I watched the main person I was bitching about for a while and they're a business student who was using chatgpt to pass a sociology test or something 😰😰 NOT a good sign for the businesses of tomorrow

#genuinely at this point im beyond the ai bros im like ok youre gonna be fucking annoying i understand #but what gets my goat is like. tech #tech-illiterate people who do it because its easy #in most cases i fully advocate for cheating on tests and shit #but like. fucker youre going to fail bcos chatgpt is gonna serve u a nothing of a paragraph!!! #we need a mandatory computer module NOW #AND LIKE YOURE RIGHT eg my college has automatic plagiarism detectors #and in big highlighted text in front of all my assignment submission forms it says 'DO NOT USE CHATGPT WE WILL KNOW' #and ive mostly heard/seen ppl who arent in my course doing it (mostly stem and business people which is also badly disappointing) #but like. if i went up to somebody in my English Course and went 'hey how are you liking the english' #and they went 'im using chatgpt'. i would maul them to death #wait post cancelled i just remembered the horrific 200+ member whatsapp group for an english module im taking #that loads of arts students are also taking for easy As #where its a constant stream of 'i havent read the book' 'im using chatgpt' 'i dont know how to google the answers' #< i have it. muted

[prettyblondguys]

Bro you want me to do what

#Why does work make everything so confusing #The performance reviews are out and I'm so confused sjdbsjjs #I know how to open the Google doc but that's about it lmao #I'm an old man couldn't they have just. Idk. Given me a physical copy and told me what to do #Bro #Also aren't performance reviews supposed to be THEM reviewing you?? This shits blank??? Bestie I'm obviously gonna lie and say I did great #Like???? IM SO CONFUSED BRO

[jtbb]

google am i on the aro spectrum or am i just a teenager

#ideal partner: someone i can flirt with and do romantic things with but most importantly we just hang out and talk about our hyperfixations #ik a lot of ppl say that your partner should also be your best friend but idk i just dont want the whole established relationship aspect #boy asks me do u love me and im like hell yeah bro we r good buddies . boy asks are you in love w me and i short circuit #google help i am yearning so bad but i dont want a partner i just want to meet someone my age who i actually enjoy the company of #we can do Romance Things for fun but thats not the point. the point is reblogging each others posts on tumblr #i think this is just a result of my elementary school years being so lonely like i never had a friend for more than a year #and even the friends i did have we were never close at all #the longest real friend ive had and consistently talked to ive still only known for like almost 2 years #which is a lot. for me. but the concept of just . any sort of commitment even just in friendship is still so foreign to me #and yeah it would help if ive ever actually had a serious crush on someone that i was sure wasnt just a hyperfixation #but that hasnt happened yet and idk at what age i should finally just label myself and stop waiting for it to happen

[daz4i]

funny thing abt my country is that if you go to the site of our only suicide hotline it says "hey. don't actually call if you're suicidal. go to therapy instead" aight cheers mate i never thought of that thank you for enlightening me

#they also only work at certain hours. suicidal after 2 am? damn. sucks to be you i guess #(i get that part tho. hard to find volunteers to work 24/7 and you can't pay anyone when you're running on donations) #i think they may have upped their staff numbers now due to the war...? since everyone's in emotional distress lol #still. the suicidal thing is funny. bc if look up anything suicide related on google it immediately gives you a pop up with this hotline #and like nah bro actually i SHOULDN'T call this hotline. they told me not to. sorry #(not that i would have anyway. i can't talk on the phone I'd rather kms) #(they have a whatsapp service but this works maybe 2 hours a day fr. not that I'd do that either) #i don't need to call a suicide hotline to vent. i have a tumblr blog. ppl here know that despite my issues i am still a hot girl at least. #......may have lost the plot there at the end. #suicide // #ask to tag

[moderngirlmp3]

as a society i think we need to talk less about eddie munson

#listen. LISTEN. i get it he’s cool and nonconformist and edgy and. dead and queercoded i GET IT #but like jesus christ yall the amounts of character butchery that the entire fandom has been subjected to #also hi sorry can we maybe possibly also address how the entire fandom insists on queerifying all the male characters. when we have. #a canonical wlw character. like ?? i just. im used to it from every other fandom but like #i simply do not have the patience for it in this one. can we please not ignore robin #also why does the obsession with eddie always come at the expense of the other more fleshed out characters. #like just say you want a self insert and go but don’t pretend that all of your headcanons or whatever actually happened #ESPECIALLY when it comes to ships. ahem steddie shippers. completely changing both of their characters and dynamics w other characters #i get wanting to change aspects of canon. trust me. i have a five page google doc of complaints. but like can we not act like he’s #canonically anything other than another minor character that the duffer bros sacrificed bc they didn’t wanna kill a main #and like. i don’t know. something about how the relationship everyone wants to focus on. is between steve and eddie ?? #who barely interact and tbh don’t have much stake in each others lives. #as opposed to like. dustin and eddie ??? like im sorry but. why is steve always so destroyed in fics where eddie dies #and dustin is just like. crying or whatever. #steve barely fucking knew the guy let’s be real. #i dont know. im angry and tired of shitty characterization and wlw being ignored for less relevant white men #roxisms #st #stranger things

[dkettchen]

"We can't expect skilled people to just appear [...]" no shit sherlock

#the uk industry's like 'oh ppl keep hiring their buddies instead of local/new crew and we don't have proper industry training pipelines #other than 'idk learn on the job I guess but also we won't give u job if you have no experience' and a general #diversity problem even in places that have a diverse population so now we're running out of people to support local industry #hmmm how could this possibly happen ' like- mate.. #I've barely started and I know why this has happened #I've already written my last producer a whole 'how to find diverse ppl of various bgs to train n hire' google doc the other week #abt like 'hey if you don't reach out to ppl and make shit accessible to them they will not even apply no matter how much you want them to' #let alone the 'finding jobs' part that comes after training that I'm currently struggling with smh #no clear info to be found literally anywhere on how to get into crew other than just knowing ppl already #which- how are you supposed to know ppl if you don't work in industry yet?? #bro I cold-call emailed 58 places in a 1h30min commute radius from here and like 4 got back to me at all #3 of which have already essentially established that they don't have a job for me atm #all the big studios are in the NW I live in the SE on the opposite end of town and in London that means 'out of reach lest w a 2h commute' #I'm not spending 4h every day commuting #anyway this was my venting for the month #film industry #also omg the delusion abt wtf youtube is or what kind of budgets (none) we're working with as youtubers #no we don't have 15k to spend on renting out a tiny broadcast XR stage for a day what would we even do with it we're not fricking eurosport #no I can't just 'self-shoot' with fancy equipment to practice #renting out fancy equipment costs money I don't have that #that's why I'm looking for a job #ma'am pls

[harrykim]

i genuinely hate those google chrome 'passwords' ads. i hope whoever made them explodes forever and painfully!

#theyre one of the most annoying ads ive ever seen in my life like. no i do remember my passwords thank you very much #also said it before but literally every browser has password memory like u MUST be joking to advertise based on that #i wouldnt trust google chrome with a private tab let alone any important passwords #the 'malware protection' one sucks too like idk bro why dont u just git gud? #honsetly annoying ads only ever make me ignore things forever. i still refuse to drink oak brand milk #(which is actually so hard bc they have a golden gaytime flavoured one i keep wanting to try but i will stay strong!)

[vaguelyhauntedcornfield]

twitter’s really just letting people spread misinformation and fear monger about the covid vaccines.

saw someone say “pfizer started testing their mrna vaccine in 2017, 2 years before covid! they’re responsible for the pandemic!”

that was probably when they started testing the safety of general mrna vaccines, which is also the reason they were able to forego the regular extended clinical trial process and get rush authorization...bc there was already data proving safety and efficacy...they weren’t just out there with the covid virus...

im tired.

#like goddamn the fear mongering is effective #it gives me anxiety and i know it's bs #i can't even imagine what it does to someone who doesn't realize it's all lies #lol the one that makes me laugh tho is the theory that bill gates is trying to kill everyone #bro he sells tech i think he needs the masses for that #people online also need to take a stats class #look i did chem and physics not bio so im gonna trust the bio people on this #you probably should too #ugh i also saw someone say myocarditis and heart attacks are the same thing #bro heart attacks are called myocardial infarctions #different conditions #pls you have google use it im begging you #now yeah ur right these companies are money hungry #but that's the real reason they're releasing so little data #not bc they want you do die getting a FREE vaccine #bc they want their formulas and methods to remain proprietary so they can charge a premium exporting to other places #and strike exclusive deals #exactly how much sense does it make for people who make a living off of people's health #to be intentionally reducing their client base? hm? #you're all concerned about the companies being added to the childhood vaccine schedule bc of some immunity thing #class action lawsuits can still happen and the US gov would 100% stop patroning these companies entirely #if they were found eventually to be causing mass harm #the mrna vaccine has so many other potential and lucrative applications #you really think they'd botch this up when the non-covid possibilities could make them insane amounts of money? #idk man pharma companies suck but their malice is focused in profit #like keeping things exclusive to their companies so they can drive up cost #that's why you can get tretinoin outside of the US for like $30 #but here it's more than $100 #exclusivity #same with insulin and epipens and tamiflu and vasculera

[lustbile]

..

#also speaking of astrology #to be a little petty for a moment #if anyone remembers that random post I made on the old blog about yuta having a ton of scorpio placements #I remember someone commenting on it about how it was weird that I knew his placements #and asking how people found that information #like… google bro #it’s not like I needed his birth certificate to figure that shit out #I swear to god people do a lot more invasive shit towards idols #looking up someones birth chart is not the invasion of privacy you think it is #okay im done complaining lmao

[frubeto]

love looking for new doctors. love how you can tell absolutely zero things about them from their websites and reviews.

#the people complaining might be old folk mad that you cant go there to have a nice little chat #or legitimate problems being ignored #the 'lgbt friendly' flag on google coming from the all-female traditional-values-vibes office could mean anything #the fdp-wähler looking group practice has a nonbinary teammember. but also a flashy tech bro ass website. #i hate this so much #take me back to the little village where theres just one option and all you can do is complain about him