#also funny thing that happened today

[iaminatree]

laptop got fixed by a very professional technician

#ace attorney #apollo justice #tomorrow ill continue my requests!! #@ person who sent the raymond shields ask i may do that one last bc i've never drawn him nor thought of drawing him lmaoo #but i will learn!! #also funny thing that happened today #i was telling my friend klavier lore in hopes of getting them to join my side as a klavier babygirl truther and it sorta worked #except apollo's lore got brought up and now they apparently can't stop thinking abt him. they think he's very silly and guy #friend if you're seeing this i am simultaneously shocked and not shocked that you favored the trans dude and the goth weeb

[cerise-on-top]

Hugging, Kissing and Cuddling HCs for König

I'm trying to see him in another light again after everything I've seen about him, so I decided I'd write something fluffy and nice for him. And then came the realization I never wrote some HCs like these for him in my original posts, so I decided I'd change that! He's Austrian, so naturally I have to love him!

When it comes to hugging someone, König is a bit hesitant. Considering he’s not the most physically affectionate person out there, it’s almost an honor to be receiving an unprompted hug from him. Whether his hugs are long or short depends on the occasion: If he’s proud of you for accomplishing something, then the hug will be rather short lived. Though, he might pick you up and spin you around until you’re dizzy. If you’re sad and need some comfort then his hugs could last a while. He’s not the best with words, he prefers to listen to other people, but if he knows a hug is what usually helps you then he’s willing to do so. Despite being a big and strong lad his hugs are surprisingly gentle, he’s worried about crushing you. He could put his all into them, but then you’d likely end up with a few broken ribs and he doesn’t want that to happen. König is also surprisingly warm, so receiving a hug from him is a rare, but nice experience. Although he does go rigid at the beginning, not knowing what to do, but relaxes into the hug eventually.

Again, he’s not a very physically affectionate person, but isn’t opposed to the occasional peck on the cheek or on your lips either. There is some anxiety whether you’d actually want a kiss from him or not, so he doesn’t kiss you very often, even if you do reassure him that it’s quite alright. He’s a bit tense at first when he presses a kiss to your lips, but calms down eventually. It’s especially bad during the beginning of your relationship, but he’s since gotten better at being calm about it. Since there’s a good chance he’s taller than you he loves giving you a kiss on the forehead. It’s a small but sweet gesture. He doesn’t need to bend down entirely to reach you but he still gets to be affectionate with you. However, if you’re on the taller side, or just as tall as he is, then he’d love to receive kisses to his temple from you. It makes him smile every time you do it. If he’s in the mood for receiving a kiss then he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and nudge you a bit. Or try to get his head in your closer vicinity. Kind of like that one bunny video where the bunny stretches to receive some kisses.

Cuddles with him are a bit more common than hugs actually. However, he refuses to lay down on top of you. If you’re shorter and weaker than him then there’s no chance he’ll put his weight on you, he’s just that afraid of hurting you. If you’re taller or just more muscular, then he might, but he’s still a rather heavy lad. Most he’ll do is put his head on your shoulder while you’re cuddling in bed and are both lying down. Although it’d be a lie to say he doesn’t want to be held. König is alright with being the one to hold you, but sometimes he would prefer to be the little spoon as well. That urge gets especially bad if you’re roughly the same size as him. Sometimes just nuzzling into your chest does the trick for him as well, though. Loves it when you run your fingers through his hair as he does so. Another thing he adores is you sleeping on his chest as he holds you. He gets to hold you close, he gets to protect you and he gets to doze off a bit himself, it’s bliss to him. Sometimes he leans down to press a kiss to your head and accidentally wakes you up like that. He feels bad about it and apologizes profusely, but does chuckle a bit when he sees your disheveled hair and your tired expression that shows you just woke up.

#cod #cod x reader #konig #könig #konig x reader #könig x reader #he actually kind of scares me these days even if I don't want that to happen in the slightest so I'm trying to desensitize myself again #I know people always joke about fanon könig vs canon könig but I think I will write him a bit softer with his s/o again #just to combat all those awful things I've seen about him that I don't want to be true and that I also want to forget about #könig is a big lad so I knew from the beginning I wanted him to be good at hugging because this is self indulgent #I feel like if it weren't for his anxiety he'd be much much cuddlier #because that's the case with me even if I have other things going on as well #and what is a funny character you write about if not another piece of yourself? #I've put so much of myself into some of these characters and yet people keep requesting them so I must be doing something right #it's more fun that way as well when you put your characters through something you've gone through. more relatable too #but I think that's something pretty much every writer does. that's why some requests are so difficult to write #I got one about marrying Laswell and Nikolai and that was a difficult request for me because the last wedding I went to #was my parents' and that was almost 18 years ago. man time flies I was 4 years old back then #so naturally I don't remember much either. But I tried and that's what's important! #either way please enjoy this piece of fluff I wrote today!

[b4kuch1n]

hahaha wheee haha

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #continuing to tag ship instead of answering any of the reporters' questions #as you can see. I am still on my Reki Speaks English Pretty Fluently But Can Not Read It For Shit bullshit #and also. teen shenanigans. which can also be grown up shenanigans if ur not a square #man. todays been a Whole thing. how was it really the case that every art supply store I went to ran out of black ink #three! I went to three stores! literally a triangle in the city! #still have some of the devils tar left but I'm not enthusiastic about it #well! that's for future baku to care about and for me to ignore babeyy #tbh this is like. Im just glad I can still scribble a funny comic when it strikes me it's been too long #I don't do that a lot anymore... even tho its such a good measure of like. ur sense of timing #if u can draw a funny comic ur powerful enough to do anything. u can eat the sun u can kick its ass. u can draw a sad comic too #I realized I missed that... #also accidentally sent this from draft without adding tags lol. and tried adding tags on mobile and it spit in my face and called me a bitch #got enough of that. one must never forget one's currently on tumblr #now I sleep. gods. gods do I need a bit of that #have a good night lads. bring a worm onto a rollercoaster. see what happens

[shesmore-shoebill]

wow I can't believe Courtmanda wives canon thanks to the Shourtney confirmation episode. reported by Amanda Lehan Canto herself.

#i have to stop looking at my phone today every time i do more shocking things happen #smosh #courtney miller #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #courtmanda #smosh mouth #i am joking and this is a joke just for complete clarity. i do think amanda is SO funny for this tho #i think they Need to be the ones for the kiss bit for the liveshow actually. just let them have the bit. let them do it. #it should either be them or honestly? chamanda. or changela. #also i Am unwell about courtneys hand placement thanks for asking. you all see that shit

[sn0wbat]

sparkle on, tiberius ✨

#my art #low stakes 🦇 #my old friend crimson-catalyst helped with the shoes!! basically drew the shoe sketch while i slept. please check out his art he's great #anyway not many vampires sparkle in my lore. like at all. it's a super rare trait even among the daywalkers. tiberius is a weird exception #most vampires just kinda burn. or crack. and otherwise can't deal with the sun very well #and most daywalker vampires - upon sun exposure - get these dark ashy marks on their skin instead #so most vampires don't even know sparkling like this is a thing that is possible #he sure is sparkling like a MARBLE STATUE ✨ (do they actually sparkle?? idk man it's probably just a figure of speech at this point) #happy birthday silly boy #anyway his birthday is feb 2nd and he'd be uhhh. 2144 years old today #a grecoroman idiot twink. i don't think he remembers his original name - his cause of undeath was drowning in the river of tiber though #being drunk on wine while accidentally becoming a vampire is never a good idea (major memory loss may happen) #so he's just been going by tiberius. for a while. like that's just his name now #for the record he is very gay. he doesn't call it that but he totally is #also i don't care for twilight sorry it's too romantic and mormon for my taste. but its vampire lore is funny and i'll borrow from anything #like the sparkles. maybe one vampire does sparkle. as a treat #hope you enjoyed my tag ramble. time to actually post

[dipndotz]

bunch of random doodles i never posted

#dont starve #dont starve together #dst wilson #dst wx78 #dst walter #dst wes #wxson #the twins #i posted that triumphant wxson drawing in that unofficial big dont starve server and #this one person started insulting me and even went as far to dm me to harass me further over it like drawing wxson just killed their family #it was kinda funny but they were also being so weird but whatever that discord server isnt that great i need to find better ones LOL #sorry u read my insanity but it was the most interesting thing that happened to me today while ive been sick in bed #dip starve

[phoenixyfriend]

Sometimes you have the kind of Brand where people will reference you to you

And you just gotta be like "Yeah, that was. That was also me."

#people rec me my own fics relatively frequently. not because they're Super Good or anything. just because they fill that niche lol #but also today it was someone saying 'I read a thing that [character headcanon]' on one of my posts and it was A Headcanon I Said #which is funny and flattering but also a little embarrassing #fandom #phoenix talks #this isn't about mansplaining or 'did you know' type stuff #This me going 'man I want more fics where X happens' and someone will rec a fic where X happens. But they did not look at the author #the author is Me

[py6oto]

birth

a poem

it's my day

pyto birth!

i am older now!!!!

Splendid.

2023.10.13

#Splendid. #its my BIRTHDAY!!! #birthday time #birthday brithfsy britoeot39w9HEHEHE #i will eat CAKE #and have FUN #and i WAS gonna watch my favorite things but one of them got eradicated off youtube like a week before #You know what im talking about. probably #BITH!!!R #i just wanted to share these special news . i cant wait until next year #also i think i ate glass #ALSO LMAO THE LIJE #HOLY CHANTING WHEN THE DOOR OPENS #ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BLESSINGS BY HALYOSY #I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?? BUT ITS SO FUNNY IM KEEPING IT FOREVER #blessings for your birthday for your everyday and for the HAND OF GOD #also i had 2 exams today #wonderful gift #sorry i have many things to sau yet again #its a very special occasion. i was born #i hope you guys read the tags on my posts because they add flavor #i hope you guys read tags in general #theyre like the best thing in tumblr #i think. idk!! im new

[totheidiot]

i hate that the solar eclipse just now serves as a reminder that nobody loves me.

#🍂 arian's shit #IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HAPPENED. but yeah #i will always think of the solar eclipse i witnessed and think about that #two people one of them my friend the other i thought i could consider my friend but HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. #they both talked and did their things and laughed and they are so damn close to each other it almost made me cry and reminded me that #it was such a profound moment too when i realized what was going on #they were in another world that didn't have me and i get that. i do. they have known each other for a year and i abruptly showed up #two months ago and one of them we are getting close she likes me around #at least i think #the other one he is nice he is supposed to be like this he is nice to everyone that is who he is #so what is happening: he is completely indifferent to me. most he did was remember my name and face. but he is nice. #i like them both so so much it almosg does hurt when i stood there awkwardly almost like i was intruding #and i realized that i have never not been close to anyone #no acquaintances all the friendships i have had they sre the reason why i live and i know that they live for me too #we have known each other since kindergarten. they held my face and cried and told me that i was love when i was leaving for the last time #they love me. i am sure of it. #but now i don't have anyone near whom i do love. people don't love me. i used to be love. #it also hurts that i am Average Person In The World #i am not funny. i do not have unique quirks. i do not have a single talent. #all i am good for is saying the wrong things all time. #even in my old life i was someone. someone who isn't the same as the person who saw the solar eclipse today and felt all this #i was the idiot. I WAS THE IDIOT. i was the writer person. #i don't feel like any of these things now. they had a thing in common: their capacity to love and be loved. #i love very easily but i am not an easy person to love. #vent post #god this is such a small little thing i am the most pathetic thing in the world #feel free to scroll away don't even read this shit #arian contemplates his universe

[andthebeanstalk]

POV: You're already in the most unhinged horror story in the world, and suddenly there's a circus tent in the fog, and THAT can't be good.

#junji ito #gyo #gyo junji ito #ito junji #gyo manga #hey everyone this manga is buck fucking WILD and DISGUSTING in ways that continue to surprise me bc you canNOt underestimate my guy Junji #i can't tell yet how i feel about it but it is even more unhinged than advertised #it is the one with the shark on land with spider legs #ya know #normal stuff #I cannot emphasize enough that the shark on spider legs is the most grounded thing that happens in this manga #like it is not endgame it is one of the very first things that happens and it just gets weirder and more gross from there #I really thought it would like build up to the shark and that would be the end but I was so fucking wrong it's so gross #but also it's being illustrated by an absolute master of Horror art. I read too many chapters in a row today #because it's also funny at times and that made me think maybe it wouldn't be really scary and I was wrong! #the humor was like the sugar in a fruity cocktail. ya think hey it tastes like candy there can't possibly be much alcohol in this! #and soon you've collapsed under a table babbling about fish with spider legs

[simplepotatofarmer]

i'm sad and i miss misdemeanor but i have my friends and my funky little guys i love so much <3 <3

#loyal talks about stuff and things #today is a weird day because i had one terrible crushing sad thing happen #but also a lot of little good things happen #life is funny <3 <3 #anyway i love y'all

[rose-n-gunses]

Love my coworkers to death except I'm mildly irritated with the one who, after we were all having a discussion about kids and i said i didn't want them, now says "think about it!!" every time i see him as though annoying me (a spiteful, angry, nineteen year old girl) is going to make me want to do anything other than turn around and smack him

#he means well (i think he thinks hes being funny) #and it was fine the first like two times #but now im like man the only thing im Thinking About is whether i can get away with yelling at u in front of all these people #and my other coworker/friend has noticed and also thinks it's a little ??? #sorry im just in a bitchy mood today. ive already spared u guys from a rant about the dishes #but that may still happen depending in the state of the kitchen when i get back from class #irl #delete later #just r's thoughts

[berenshand]

i want to say the wildest thing about wish is that disney fully funded and released a movie where the bad guy could basically be a metaphor for the disney company. but it's even wilder because they funded and released it as their celebratory 'we're 100 years old and we're soooo great' movie. and what's even wilder than that is that their 'we're 100 years old and we're so great movie', which features a bad guy who is basically a metaphor for their company, was a flop

#i saw it today! as critical as i am of disney as a company i do really love their animated movies #HOWEVER #I was dubious going into this bc it was so universally hated but like..... its really not that bad? #its not amazing either. like its no tangled or beauty and the beast or anything. #but ppl r out here saying its disney worst movie like theyve never seen home on the range or chicken little. #also lots of ppl doing very poor analysis of a film that is really not that deep or layered tbqh #also lots of ppl being just straight up racist! you can critique a movie and its main character without being racist. it IS possible u know #anyway im rambling but this whole thing is just so funny to me #also ftr though im not sure the movie itself deserves all the hate its gotten i do think it is time for disney to fall from grace #im sorry it happened with a movie that doesnt totally deserve it but if their 100 year celebration movie being panned #doesnt force them to make good movies again then nothing will. 🤷🏼 #i also wouldnt cry if they died as a company but i think thats really unlikely. #so if theyre going to keep existing the least they can do is make good movies.

[aro-aizawa]

me, whenever i figure a plot twist in a 20 year old anime: oh wow i am SO big brained rn i am such a genius

me, two minutes later, conpletely blindsided by a major plot twist:

#shut up danni's talking #danni liveblogs #danni liveblogs detco #gif #detco spoilers #look i was 100% sold on the idea that jodie = vermouth/belmont i did NOT peg dr araichi as her instead #episode 345 took me out w the whiplash i got enduring all those plot twists i did not see coming #but looking back i can DEFFO see where they came from and the foreshadowing ohhhhhh i can tell. #i can tell this isn't gonna be a blast through the content and forget abt it kind of thing my mind has been racing w fanfic aus #i wanna delve into the fanfic/fandom too but hnk i wanna avoid spoilers!!!!!! #also i don't know how the fandom categorises things that happen at different plot events etc #there's straight up like a thousand episodes and im only a third of the way through #anyways thats gotta be a good stop for today i can't remember how long i've been awake for but it feels like forever #i am exhausted #urgh this always happens when im home alone for more than a few days #fun fact: kogoro is legit my least favourite character and yet i relate to him immensely #me daydreaming of when i catch up/know every case; i cannot wait to write an au where shinichi gets credited for the cases he solved via him #either shinichi or conan idk which would be better bc shinichi being nowhere near the crimes solved them or a literal 6 year old #im leaning more to the six year old bc its fkn hilarious #that one episode where he defused a bomb in a major landmark and was credited for it as a 6 year old is so fkn funny #this guy had the whole city hostage and yet he was completely stopped by a 6 year old #yeah he has the mind of a 17 y old but c'mon he's physically 6 #this is my allure to this series which will win; hundreds of criminals or one determined 6 year old #if you bet against the 6 y old he's coming for your kneecaps

[todayisafridaynight]

One of my fave jackets is this green jacket with a fur hood im wearin rn because 1.) its green 2.) my dad gave it to me 3.) it reminds me of saejima. Who also reminds me of my dad

#snap chats #p sure i talked bout this jacket before but idc read my diary #sorry that every other middle aged man i see i say reminds me of my dad its a compliment #tbh love how i clowned on ichi for being on premium copium bout arakawa but highkey i woulda done the same bout my dad.. i get it ichi.. #anyway :) i legally get to talk about my day with him now :)) HE SAID THE FUNNIEST SHIT UPON SEEING ME #HE SAID ‘oh wow we dress similar :)’ and keep in mind. he was wearing a latte brown coat with a black turtleneck and pants and shoes #meanwhile. i approach With Black Pants And Shoes Admittedly but then im in this goofy old ass jacket with a red scarf #and a crane-decorated dress shirt that i got two buttons undone on like DAAD you are senile. hes so funny #so fun my dad actually recognized this was the jacket he got me- it was one of the first things he bought for me after i told My Secret 🙈 #also i finally asked how tall he was and i can’t believe my dad matches the criteria to be an rgg character he’s fuckin 6’1 like i thought #AH but today was really nice- i got to hang with my sis and her husband as well as my dad’s wife :) #it was awful tho cause the second my sis saw my dad’s outfit she’s just like ‘it’s so kdramacore’ AND SHES RIIIGHT 😭😭 #we later found out dad’s wife loves kpop…. and she bought him his new clothes…. so we are no longer surprised….. AWFUL. #honestly i could write a drama based off my dad’s life i really could it has elements for it. i mean ig i kinda do that already dont i #i borrow. anyways. today was fun :) even if i almost lost my mind trying to take the train the first time #this train system was weird… it wa worth tho it was great seein popop again #yeah….. ugh i have to still drive home from the station. and hope my car is still there #i get very paranoid leaving my car alone so openly i dont like it… #anyways. bye bye :) i might nap til my stop or work on a fic i started #‘snap what happened to’ dont worry about it i need to look at something else or ill scream #ok bye 👋