#also sharpies 👌

[waywardsan]

Some old(ish) Kuroh art because it was Kuroh's birthday this month! ^_^

(even though I'm almost two weeks late)

#k project #anime #art #k #kuroh #kuroh yatogami #yatogami kuroh #happy birthday kuroh! #even though I'm late #crayon superiority #crayon supremacy #also sharpies 👌 #im still alive #the art is also not that old #like within the past month or two #please i still come through for this fandom #i swear his skin is colored he's just a pasty boi

[killemwithkawaii]

Imagine Sal being used as a cum dumpster and being spitroast-fucked.

[cw: Big Horny Nasty so I put it under the cut fair warning sdlfskdf]

>Okay this was the ask that was sitting in my inbox for a long time because I kept U////w////U 👉👈ing too hard to answer it and kept putting it off for another night but THAT NIGHT IS TONIGHT, BITCHES *AIRHORNS*

>You know those porn vids where they interview the participants before and after the filming? I'd imagine Sal would be pretty cocky (lol) and sure of himself in the 'before' and then in the 'after' he's just sitting there all dazed and exhausted in a bathrobe with his pigtails all fucked up (they ask him how it was and he just gives a thumbs up in response) 😂😂😂

>On that note: those pigtails are being put to good use by everybody, baby 😎👌

>Okay so I know my face design for Sal isn't exactly canon-compliant but you have to admit that it adds some serious potential to this scenario (Having a window to see whats going on in his mouth? Him being unable to stop his tongue from lolling out? Him trying to swallow and having come and drool dribble out of his cheekhole?? The way he would look in a ring gag etc??? UMF YES 😩👌💦💦💦)

>He'd probably need a lot of encouragement, praise and reassurance throughout the whole scene. His anxiety and lack of confidence in his looks might make him question if he's desirable enough to be doing this kind of thing, wonder if everyone participating is still really into it once his prosthetic comes off, and he may feel some lingering worry about safety, etc. So, everybody has to be extra nice (even if things get a little physically rough in the heat of the moment), tell him how good hes being for them from start to finish, and check in often to make sure he's having a good time ✅💖

>GIVE EVERYONE SHARPIES FOR TALLYMARKS (Gotta keep track of how many loads have been dumped on/in him and where) AND BODYWRITING (but you're only allowed to write nice things so that he can remember how much fun you all had together afterwards uwu)

>Also, there should be plenty of lube and water bottles (and maybe a quick snack?) within reach- gotta make sure everyone's hydrated, fueled up and slippery for this kind of action!

>He's so smol, I bet he could easily be hoisted up, thrown/passed around and repositioned however the group sees fit (which is good, because I'd expect he'd just go limp at some point) 💪💦

>After everyone has had a turn with him, he lies there in the afterglow, looking bashful, proud and satisfied all at once while all that cum starts to slowly leak out of him 😌💞

>I think it would be really sweet to have a group aftercare session once the gangbang is over- everyone gathers around Sally (still feeling a little floaty, but very tired from putting in all that hard work, and with subdrop creeping in now that the endorphins are wearing off) and they all praise him for doing such a good job taking all of them, tell him how much they enjoyed playing with him, pet him and gently massage any sore spots, help him clean up with some warm towels, and get him dressed in something nice and cozy so he can get some well-deserved rest 💋🛌💤

>This ask made me start thinking of Sal and the Eldritch monster for Obvious Reasons. Them trying to make love would more than likely end up with the spitroast scenario, seeing as the monsters only goal is pleasure and it isn't at all hung up on societal taboos. (That's probably at least a 5th or 6th date thing, but it doesn't mind being a little patient if it makes Sal happy~ 😊)

#K.E.W.K. answers #sorry steve #sal fisher #tw unsanitary #tw degradation #stay thirsty my friends #lemon #edited bc its been a year and i completely forgot about this imagine and when i read it again i got more ideas uwu

[thepixelelf]

hood is just, perfect. reading those 100 chapters were so much fun. it is the best smau i have read yet! truly, i love it so much. first of all, i'd like to point out the hilarious things i found in the profiles chapter. i love how sunwoo's username is "thesunrises" and his bio being "when i start rapping" LMAO plus juyeon's tweet in the same chapter reminds me of chan's "do you know what else is big? my feet." it was hard silencing my laugh, especially since it was around early morning and everybody else living in the house is asleep. the concept that hood is not one, but 3 entities, is really cool. it legit felt like i was watching a movie.

i'm really happy with the endgame, bias things ig ✨ the pictures of changmin that you used for the tweets were really 😌👌 changmin shy trope is now my favourite. i promise, you won't be able to imagine the many times that fic made me flustered. when he straight up confessed, omaygad. at first, i thought reader would end up with younghoon. but reading their first conversation with changmin after many many years of not talking (?) , I PROMISE YOU, I FELT IT. i felt the changmin endgame mate.

i'm going to rant about changmin's character just bc. HE'S ADORABLE!!!!! changmin trying to find out hood's real identity for reader is so cute huhu. and the part where he got jealous of sunwoo bc reader and him kept on calling each other 'baby' just for funs, really got me screaming. that was my favourite part, i honestly don't know why. maybe bc i'm a sucker for jealousy leads or bc that's when changmin accepted his own feeling. idk lmfao. as much as how i love his simp-like (??) tendencies, i adore the fact that he stood up for himself at the end when he felt like he wasn't trusted by reader. it just shows that as much as he cares for them, he has self-love and respect, sum shit like that. anyways, i like their (reader and changmin) relationship. they can comfortably talk out any problems lol. v v v v v cute.

reader's character is just 🙇👑. i love how determined they are about their goals. the robin hood idea is just wow. i love how they were set on in exposing the academy's dark side even though they knew how much trouble they are getting into. just, mad respect. the thought itself seems reckless but how are we going to achieve success if we don't take risks? i just love love love love them. periodt. plus the fact that they were ready for any consequences is just 👌👌👌.

younghoon is so clever in thinking of using sharpie to hide the notes. like omg. kinda dumb if you were supposed to you know, 'not get caught' BUT SINCE THAT'S NOT HIS PLAN, i just pure adoration for him please. it really was insensitive of reader at the end when they asked younghoon to help with the 'sending president kim to jail' scheme. it's still his father after all (add the fact that reader literally apologized and thanked every single character individually to the 13 reasons why i love reader). but, he thought rationally and that's why the plan succeeded. younghoon is king. happy for him that he gets to pursue music <333

eric and sunwoo deserves the best best best friend award, like seriously. i cannot get over the 3's friendship, they are wholesome af. eric and sunwoo might be my favourite characters in the series huhu. hyunjae was surprisingly perceptive. his character is the most hilarious one LMFAO also haknyeon, like wtf. he's smart. if reader didn't end up with changmin, might have shipped them with haknyeon LOL chanhee is such a mood every damn time. i love him too. I LOVE ALL OF THEM. anyways, shout out to kevin, jacob, juyeon, and sangyeon :">>

srsly cannot imagine how long this series took you ! it's not even finish yet aaaaaa i'm excited for the upcoming specials hehe. thanks for the nice read, really. read it all in one sitting. i hope you have a great day! good luck to any future projects, will be binge-reading your works once school gets off my back :">>

wow anon thank you so much for reading and enjoying hood!! this seriously made my day and I am so so happy that you came here to tell me what you thought about something I feel like I lost blood sweat and tears for. even though I've stepped a bit back from writing for the last month, I too am really excited to put out the special oneshots/blurbs for all my beloved hood characters! thank you again, and I hope your schoolwork goes well 💕

#also PLEASE if you see this let me know how long it took you to binge read hood #I want to put a 'reading time' on the masterlist but I'm too lazy to go through and reread it myself #you don't have to if you don't remember though! #thank you again :)) ily #asks #anonymous #comments.tpe #comments:hood

[agxntkeen]

so i just wanted to tell you that i'm in love with both james spader and your blog ;) i just finished binge-watching the blacklist and now i'm addicted and i want to watch his movies but i have no idea where to start... any chance you could help me out? cheers ;)

thank you kind anon! 💙 James is very easy to fall in love with so of course I understand you, and my blog is pretty much filled with him so yeah

I haven’t watched all of his movies yet tbh but I’ll give you a rating for the ones I watched so I can make it easier for you to decide. or confuse you more idk. anyway here you go

James Spader movie guide 

essential

secretary (2002)character summary: lawyer, kinky but very loving and caring, obsessed with red sharpiesplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 👀

excellent

2 days in the valley (1996)character summary: cool assassin 😎, v. jealous, does kissy noises, an assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 there was only one but holy shit 

dream lover (1993)character summary: architect, a sweetheart, hot af, 10/10 would marry and protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥+

bad influence (1990)character summary: actual cinnamon roll who trusts too easily, nerdy, softe, would protect with my life, a cute™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥 there was only one unfortunately

wolf (1994)character summary: ambitious and fake af, yet still cute?, but also an asshole, n.b. you might end up with a werewolf kinkplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 that hair? damnsex scenes: 🔥🔥 there is no sex and yet…

sex, lies & videotape (1989)character summary: precious bby, kinky, would hold for 1000 years, would also protect with my life, a cute™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥 lots of sex talk but no actual sex unfortunately

avengers: age of ultron (2015)character summary: robot, literally wants to destroy the entire human race, and yet… still funny and cute? outrageousplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+ look I’m just as perplexed as you aresex scenes: he’s a robot what were you expecting…

great

pretty in pink (1986)character summary: spoiled rich brat, so yep you guessed it: an asshole, well dressed, the kind of guy you slap then make out withplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: none that we get to see 😞

tuff turf (1985)character summary: rebel bby, cinnamon roll, excellent singer/dancer/cyclist/cockroach killer, would protect with my life, bonus: he’s best buddies with RDJplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

jack’s back (1988)character summary: a doctor(!!), v. cute and sweet, wears hipster shirts and leather jackets, has glasses and earring, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌/👌👌👌+ (you’ll understand)sex scenes: none. but he’s shirtless

stargate (1994)character summary: archaeologist, has allergies, the prettiest boy in the whole damn universe, likes chocolate, would protect with my life, would also play with his hair for a million yearsplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌��👌👌👌 that hair holy shit 😭😭😭sex scenes: none

white palace (1990)character summary: a baby, jewish, a sweetheart, does some v. good faces if you catch my drift 👀plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥+

the new kids (1985)character summary: leader of the gang™, super blonde, has an accent, a fucking psycho and an asshole, hot afplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️+ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+++ (definitely not a 3, but also not a 4, you get my problem here?)sex scenes: 🔥🔥 there’s no actual sex and yet…

true colors (1991)character summary: lawyer, professional cutie, also good and pure, excellent skier, James Bond™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️+ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥

crash (1996)character summary: a cutie pie but he needs some serious therapy, but 10/10 would still love and protect himplot: ⭐️⭐️ this movie is weird af - proceed at your own risk (then why is it listed as great you ask? wellllll 👇👇👇)gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 grey sweater + brown leather jacket combo? wow. hair? double wow. orgasm faces? triple wowsex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!

the stickup (2002)character summary: cop(!!!), listens to Buddy Guy, cute and soft, would protect with my life, (also: looks good in a clown mask if you’re into that stuff)plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

okay

shadow of fear (2004)character summary: lawyer, nice shirts, will ruin your life, an assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: none 😞

the watcher (2000)character summary: fbi agent(!!!), v. sad and broken, would hold for 1000 years and protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌+ (eyelashes!!!)sex scenes: none 😔  he doesn’t even get to kiss Keanu Reeves what a shame

storyville (1992)character summary: lawyer who’s running for office, super pretty, doesn’t understand that life is not a photoshoot™, 10/10 would vote for himplot: ⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥🔥

alien hunter (2003)character summary: a professor(!!!), cute and fluffy, loved by aliens, 10/10 would cuddleplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ I love me some aliensgorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: not in the movie

supernova (2000)character summary: pilot and captain, space hero, swole™, hot af, nice buttplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

keys to tulsa (1997)character summary: drug dealer, black hair, nice arms and -holy shit- nice thighs, kinda looks like a bad(but super hot) Elvis impersonator, has accent, an asshole but not like. a huge asshole? a small assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: this is really unfair but 👌👌👌+ sex scenes: no. I mean unless you want to consider his legs as sex. which they are

the pentagon papers (2003)character summary: 60s boy, works at the pentagon, hot af, floof, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥

hmm

speaking of sex (2001)character summary: weird af, but also cute, needs to chill, clumsy driver, elevator kinkplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥

less than zero (1987)character summary: drug dealer/pimp, gay!, but unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, a fucking assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: sadly none

lincoln (2012)character summary: republican, is always eating/smoking, likes spitting, the best dressed, the actual hero of the movieplot: ⭐️ (but tbf I don’t like period dramas so there’s that)gorgeousness: idk how but 👌👌👌+sex scenes: only in my dreams

driftwood (1997)character summary: a lost and confused sweetheart(or is he?), also a cutie(but is he?), hot af, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

i witness (2003)character summary: works for the state department? but looks like a cia agent, a hottie, nice biceps, fluffy hairplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

only if you’re desperate

shorts (2009)character summary: ceo of tech company, practically owns the town, chaotic evil, hot afplot: youtried.jpggorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 unfortunatelysex scenes: plenty but they were all in my head

mannequin (1987)character summary: an idiot and an asshole, professional butt-kisser, well-dressed but needs a new hairstyle. and maybe some new glassesplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌 (if he loses that horrid hair gel he goes up to a solid 3.5 I gotta be honest)sex scenes: no

the rachel papers (1989)character summary: rich, wears scarves, v. pretty, not 100% certain but probably an asshole, only in the movie for a total of like 10 minutesplot: ⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: not really

family secrets (1984)character summary: at first you think he’s an asshole but then it turns out he’s not, excellent fashion sense, has a pick-up truckplot: ⭐️ tho honestly I only watched the parts with him so I really can’t saygorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: not really

#sex scene rating only applies to scenes he's in and not the whole movie #other characters' sexy times are disregarded #all emoji ratings are out of 5 of course #anyway hope this helps you out anon #and sorry for taking so long to reply to this #long post #asks #anon #james spader