#also yeah look up books instead

[b4kuch1n]

polymer broadcast signal hijack

#pikmin #captain olimar #ft. louie captain shepherd and collin #as well as #moss (pikmin) #watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really #but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man #also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol #Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more #Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers #I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment #man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals #its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that #would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future #oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days #so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him #and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again #and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc #I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it

[soupnoodle]

my friend who went to see the new master and margarita movie, not familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on

me, watching the new master and margarita movie, familiar with the book: what the fuck is going on

#i'm the plot accuracy nerd 🤍 #i tried to be objective but turned out i can't #it's hard to be one when the director suddenly decides to bring his own ideas into the adaptation and makes it modern looking #people are mostly saying yeah august diehl was so cool so sexy it's bad margarita is the one naked at the end #i can tell you're missing the point and all that huge budget and these actors are not enough to hide all the fuck ups #and you're ready for this conversation #i can be bitchy for no end when it comes to movies that are supposed to be built on the primary source (the book) #but instead of it directors just borrow the characters and ideas and create it in something absurd #i'm not here to drool over august diehl. i am in fact here to re-experience the story i really love #also someone said that actors were good but i leave it to those who really appreciate it #ps. woland's retinue was dull and bland #master and margarita #for the first rime in a while i felt nothing after watching a movie #neither good nor bad emotions it just wasted my time #как похорошела москва при собянине

[shima-draws]

I just finished Skypeia AGHHHFJHHHH it was so GOOD

#One Piece #My favorite arc BY FAR #It was really long! But it wasn’t Alabasta long!! #Also Noland’s backstory deadass made me tear up that shit was so sad #Idk this arc just really kept me hooked. Like there wasn’t really a point I got super bored #Even with all the fights going on #Also just realizing they mentioned Noland in OPLA too. Nami read Zoro the book while he was totally conked out #Anyway ANYWAY I really enjoyed it. Lots of fun character interactions #And Usopp actually getting to do stuff too?? MY MANS #Oh and Zoro’s look this arc. God he was STYLIN. I’m so weak for a man in goggles shut up. #Logically that should apply to Usopp too and you know what. Yeah. #G8 is next and I know it’s filler but I’ve heard nothing but praise for it #So I’ll probably watch it instead of skipping :’D #Shima speaks #Also I find it stupidly ridiculous and funny that YET AGAIN Oda said ‘Lol you thought x character was dead?? SIKE’ #Wiper got electrocuted and died like eight times but he’s fine actually. Also Sanji and Usopp got electrocuted too and were out #for like a full day. And then Enel zapped them AGAIN and Usopp was back on his feet like two minutes later. #Silly anime logic. It doesn’t make sense and I love it

[gaybearwedding]

happy birthday to me but more importantly happy birthday to off book episode 275 this book only happens when you read it with rashawn scott

#mine #off book #i started relistening to tbohwyri (insane looking acronym) on the way to work and i will be finishing it later #it’s truly everything to me #there’s nooooo hating my meeeaaatttt without hating meeeeee #but also yeah today’s my birthday #i’m halfway through my 20s which is so fucked up #but i’m so honored to share a birthday with one of the best off book eps #also happy birthday to play it by ear season 1 episode 4 skyline flight 314 with lilan bowden and john hartman #not one of my fave pibe eps but i still adore it #help i just realized i wrote by rashawn instead of with rashawn

[nocturne-of-illusions]

hieee i got the first of the higu novelizations written with kanji (+ furi) a grade schooler could understand JKJAKLSD!!!! i'm gonna study with it!! just set up anki and everything. might mess around with anki while (re)reading some alice, try to learn some more basic kanji through that so i can avoid having to ocr / manually enter them for flashcards while reading the higu novel... but... super excited! i can already read the first bern poem w/o help which was a nice little ego boost <3

(cw talking about today in the tags, and while this year was Better, i do describe past xmases broadly. so Family Shit + mentions of heavy drinking.)

#also got some bds for the kaiba series and digimon adv hehe. and some herb scissors so i dont have to chop them manually anymore ;; #but yeah. this was a rare year where all of the family fights and nearly getting glutened happened LEADING UP TO today instead of ON xmas.. #usually xmas is uh. ppl yelling and storming off and playing stress-inducing games that nobody actually likes but feel like an obligation #+ cause more fighting. and LOOOOTS of drinking and ppl being belligerent drunks... and i'd get singled out for health limitations. #it's why i hate the holidays so much. and i really believed this would be the worst in a while but... nah??? #and my cousin LOVED what i got her (a book nook kit)... i was so worried it'd be too different from her usual stuff (legos)... #but she said she had already been looking into trying one?????? 🙏🏻 #time to eep now tho. o7 too much stimulation for one day. #046 texts #alcohol - #christmas -

[ask-the-devilish-darlings]

I'll probably definitely get killed for this take, but I don't think the Norman design is as bad as everyone is making it out to be.

Dont get me wrong, that's definitely far from what any of us thought Norman would look like. I dont think the design is fit for Norman, but the design itself isn't bad or ugly like everyone says.

I for one like the art style, too. And Buddy honestly looks pretty close to how I pictured him ( A few differences, I imagined him at least a little more... Aged? He does have a bit of a baby face in the comic. Also I imagined his skin tone to be at least little darker, c'mon.)

#I really think- #Please don't kill me for this but- #I feel like people built up these handsome good looking really fine characters in their heads #And well #They don't look like that #So now some people are getting angry #I also know it's a POC thing #Yeah #Again I feel like buddy should've been made darker #And Norman? #I mean- I think it may be because TheMeatly voices Norman #And TheMeatly isn't a POC #So maybe they thought it'd be a bad idea/possibly offensive if Norman was black? #I have no idea man #I'm really not trying to defend this book #The moment I saw the cover had the Dark Revival Ink Demon instead of Ink Machine my expectations dropped #But I really feel like the art isn't that bad #It's decent at best #batim #batdr #bendy #bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #ink bendy #ink demon #dreams come to life #norman polk #bendy dctl

[bootyful-seventeen]

hey y'all, anyone have any good stress relief tehniques or habits they'd like to share cuz I've been more stressed in the last 3 weeks then I was in the last 6 months

#to cut the long story short my mom had to sell the old house cuz her broke ass couldnt afford to keep it up #eventho it is a whole ass hoarders house and was in shambles with a flooded basement a collapsing ceiling in at least 2 rooms plus mold #and the stench a dirt and dog piss and shit all over the floor really made it worse then it was #but yeah so shes been staying with me and my grandma and its been awful #she hasnt been taking any of the medicine the doctors gave her when she snapped and started a fight and also started screaming at neighbour #so shes been terrorizing us here while the house has become her second hoarders den since she dragged so much crap here #my backyard side entrance and front porch are full of her shit and my grandma hates it since she can barely step into the house #so since she kept looking for places way out of her budget i had to go do house hunting since my useless sister is busy getting lit again #so ive been showing her shit in her price range that was under 420k cuz im not a moron who looks at 800k homes when i have 570k #and each time she has a new complaint saying its too expenive or its too small or its too old when she said she wants to do renovations #but shes saying she wants to renovate a newly renovated place instead of an old one #so i just showed her a house near my sisters uni and she liked the inside & backyard but she complained that 400k for newly renovated 3 bed #that is literally a 9 minute drive from my sisters uni is too expensive when shes the one who was looking at an old ass unrenovated bungalo #that is a street over from us that is 800k and she says it looks like garbage cuz an old lady previously owned it before dying #like no shit it looks old cuz older people lived those decades and like it and she just keeps doing her bullshit again & again #cuz when i tell you her mind is gone i mean it is GONE and she starts up all these wild stories to just explain some shit #like something goes missing? the neighbours are hungarian and stole it and left the hoard of junk in her old house #she has more stupid stories to harass and stress us out with but if im gonna share that ill have to write a book about it cuz fuck #and you know its bad when no one else can stand being in any contact with her cuz she starts screaming at people about it #so the only one who even likes her anymore is my sister and thats cuz shes deep in denial about just how insane she is & how abusive she is #so yeah i need some stress relief help that maybe isnt constantly hitting up maryjane cuz i dont do weed often especially since shes here #cuz weed 'burns your brain & makes you crazy like this' when shes the only one whos ever infuriated me to astronimical levels #i know retail therapy helped before she came here but i dont want to keep spending money i dont really have #it would be great tho but shes refusing to give me the 70k she said was mine from the house sale so i can cut her out for good

[olympiansally]

All things considered it was pretty nice of Fyodor to take Dazai out early during the cannibalism arc so skk wouldn’t have to fight each other

#fyodor said I want Dazai away sure but also I cannot put gay ppl through this that’s going too far #also love that Chuuya ended up paired with Rampo of all ppl #Chuuya was like bro? Are you sure about this? You don’t have an ability I’m gonna kill you by accident wtf??? #and Rampo was like nah dw I’ve got the power of gay love on my side and also this book my gay lover gave me boom #and Rampo WON #like at the moment or whatever #which is VERY funny considering ‘top port mafia martial artist’ Nakahara Chuuya wouldn’t even NEED his own ability to kick Rampo’s ass #it was all in the power of surprise and gay love fr #Rampo really looked at Chuuya and said oh I have to show him what happends when gay ppl work together <3 #cannibalism was so dramatic already #they couldn’t add a skk confrontation to it too it would be too much #so instead they were like yeah the healthy gay in a happy relationship can take on the abadoned yearning gay tm why not!! #and Rampo won?!?! using the book his bf gave him?!?!? #anyway I’m very passionate about this ngl lmao #bsd

[unproduciblesmackdown]

perfectly fitting billions super secret reference

#thought it was fun enough the album art has a coffee mug then saw this like Gasp lol so fun #the gtmpotaoscr shirt with even the album art on the back....winston wearing that too lol #also love the mystery of this line seemingly being completely invented. not in the book not in the episode.... #i even suspect it does not come from any poto related source....seemingly just made up whole cloth #this is what this like twelve year old would say to dunk on a peer but who's also the bestie #winston separately consuming coffee And a do(ugh)nut the mad lad.... #asking abt this gtm line; asking about what flavor that donut was...just curious it looked yummy. ooh what if pink lemonade #anyways saw that coffee mug and i was gonna make a post like winston should get to take a freaking sip from this. it is his line.... #in lieu of [billions keep letting akd & wrol sing like every episode] can't argue with anything like this. tres oblique #and yeah instead of just posting the pic and doing the text it's like well i will casually draw a little guy =) #doing investigative work like ooh a shop i wanna peruse....couldn't find the link anywhere lol #then went Oh Hey and simply added Shop to the official site url as a page....lo & beheld items #anyways this classic portrait of winston having a perfectly cheerful morning ft comestibles... #interrupting doing another classic portrait wip in doing so. one thing abt me i'm gonna draw a bust / torso portrait.... #winston billions #corned beef #honorary mention for: #goosebumps the musical #gotta draw enough detail / focus on The Face....like tfw => for example

[sysig]

Today: Teeth hurt, batteries are sold exorbitantly but only in person, and I think I have Tamagotchis now

#''I think'' because I haven't opened it yet because I want to record but I am Tired as heck #From the aforementioned battery expedition #But it does look Suspiciously like the type of package that would contain multiple Tamagotchis and a singular volume of manga #Considering it is literally labeled ''Book Game Player Game Player Game Player Game Player'' and then some Kanji lol #I am excited ♪ But that excitement is tempered by the fact that the batteries I was looking for was for these children #And in person they are marked up Ridiculously like - lemme do some quick math #By a markup of like 6x! Times six!! The scamology! The rip-off-edness! Rudest! #So I'mma go ahead and Not pay 6x what I can get them for otherwise #Ugh if my employer had paid me tho there was a 3DS XL at our favourite game shop and it was at a really good price hnnnggg #I was responsible and got a new cord for my tablet instead (for a much lower price lol but still!) but hrngnrhng it was really tempting #If it's still there next time I dunno #I really miss my 3DS :( I wish I knew where it was #Oh yeah and I finally found sheet sticker paper! Why was it so hard to find just normal sheets??? Well whatever I have now so it's fine #I can print the Bucket sticker and go stick it on a bucket hehehehe #The purchasing part is great the spending money thing hmmm hmmmmmm #Lol #It wouldn't be an issue if I was being paid a bit more regularly but also had a higher income lol #I do enjoy shopping outings tho

[crystalkitty1220]

Wolfy read through that whole paragraph and I watched Daiku's face go into realization that we do that too at times -Lix

Hm, yeah I can see those too. Really comes to show how realistic some of Kai's writings are. I didn't even notice after all the times we've read it

Also holy fuck you have amazing analysis skills. -Wolfy

Yeah I kinda tend to read through things too many times. First readthrough just for fun, and then again as a different reader pov, and then as character 1 pov, then as character 2 pov, and occasionally as "trying to figure out what the author was doing with this" pov. This was a special case though, because I had specifically done a read-through recently where I was putting together a list of Chris' and Isaac's interactions and notable thoughts. The list wasn't ever completed but I had all the bits up to ch20.

#it's what i get for #reading one book series where each character is written extremely well and has their own moral code and point of view #and another book series where the authors have no idea what the other authors are doing and have to read the wiki of their own story #animorphs and warrior cats respectively #also unrelated note but why don't all the ibvs characters have fucking restraining orders against the others by now /hj #chris showed up at nevin's house after only knowing him for like four days. ''yeah i kinda saw you guys get home and walk in'' #nevin repeatedly just shows up outside of chris' window #isaac locked two guys that are very likely to seriously injure eachother in a closet together. just to talk to chris. #(cant blame me for imagining a yandere isaac au for a while there) #edward's stalking problems. barry. #the most invasive thing drew's done is read people's emotions but it's not really like he can stop that or has been told that it's bad #autumn showing up at drew's school was slightly called out as being a little invasive but #that's actually entirely normal. for someone to look for the person who saved their life. why was that mentioned instead of chris or nevin? #nobody in the main cast respects eachothers privacy. or in isaac's case he's just occasionally obsessive. #wait nvm he did show up at edward's house that one time. okay nobody respects eachothers privacy. minus drew he's actually trying. #that one saga of ibvs chris rants

[erythristicbones]

updating Lorelai's TH profile is making me sit back and realize that like. it IS lowkey weird that i went "here have this cool primordial Death demigod thing" for very little plot reasons. like she does affect some kind of integral plot points, but in theory those could also be mostly the same if i used some other less powerful being. it feels absolutely like the kind of thing a critic would see and go "why would you include this character when very little of what she does involves actually being a creature that guides souls to the next life and could be done by some other random person"

too bad Lorelai remains the most favorite OC ive ever created in my entire life and i refuse to remove or change her as a person

#/still posting original story stuff here until the other blog is set up/ #oc: lorelai mara #its MY story and I get to decide what ridiculous and vaguely explained concepts become important #i mean i do also want to lengthen TOTLR + split it into two books instead of one #wherein Lorelai would get featured MUCH more in the second #so yeah i can still absolutely tie her into the plot in a more 'satisfying' way for ppl who arent automatically obsessed w her like me #and that is very likely what i will end up doing #i just look at the TOTLR draft + Lorelai sometimes #and thinks its really funny that i invented huge lore worldbuilding simply so that she could exist #like oracles + the vale are so fucking huge in SEVERAL of my stories and that universe as a whole #and its all bc i drew a silly OC based on an interaction that happened to Cass in the sims #before promptly becoming OBSESSED over said silly OC and lore/cass as a couple too #lorelai is my everything <3 #cant wait to get more art of her when artfight rolls around

[tardis--dreams]

So is it normal in other countries to be allowed to take bags and jackets with you into the library???

#everytime someone tells me they can just take all their stuff with them when they go into the library i die a little inside #what kind of paradise is that #i miss dublin for many reasons but not having to get rid of all my stuff before entering the library is certainly in the top 3 #also now we don't even get to pick baskets by ourselves anymore #now you have to ASK for one if you want to be able to carry all the stuff you need inside without looking like a fool #trying to balance everything in your arms #and i would rather balance 15 heavy ass books and my laptop and my water bottle in my arms instead of asking for a basket #JUST PUT THEM BACK YOU MONSTERS #so yeah #shut up amy

[keira-draws]

watched evil dead 1981 for the first time last night! ouch!

#wowj like being able to see their stupid relationships and banter was eye-OPENING #i actually loved shelly she seems to be forgotten amongst the five of them but i luv her #she also had imo the grossest death (i had to skip multiple parts of it!) #yeah yeah seeing ash's actual personality before having to put up a bunch of walls of bravado was a HUGE ouch #cause he seemed like such a sweet guyyyyy #getting his girlfriend a stupid looking necklace and the silly game where he pretends he's asleep???? HELLLO??? #and ellen did a FANTASTIC job at portraying cheryl in the short screen-time she had as her pre-deadite #THE SCENE WITH HER AND ASH DRIVING TO THE BRIDGE HURT SO MUCHHHH #as an older sibling with a younger sister.. cheryl and ash's whole storyline hurts a lot a lot #practical effects were AMAZINNGGGG #despite me having to cover my eyes and skip a good chunk of them LMAO #stupid knowby unleashing evil the five of them could've had fun stupid lives but nooooooo #he had to read from the book of the dead instead #pls pls pls if you want to talk abt evil dead with me pls pls pls do i need other people to ramble to abt this

[vanyafresita]

actually, you know what ? im glad my ex gf ghosted me, i dodged a bullet it seems

#this was two years ago and just a few months ago i started getting over it #on the one hand yeah it fucking SUCKS i wish i had had some type of warning instead of radio silence suddently from one day to the other #on the other i was ready to move to texas (me: poc queer fem presenting nd bitch) and was looking seriously jobs over there #and like- i fucking HATE the usa but she was really scared about leaving the states to come to europe- so i was willingly to travel there to #be with her and not put her through that (ive been traveling since childhood so im used to it- but she has certain mental stuff going on and #taking her away from her family and her childhood city was going to be really tough- of course i'd sacrifice my life for hers) #and like im so sorry to everybody who is stuck in the usa right now bcs ur country is treating yall so poorly i feel genuinely bad #but as someone who was planninh to work over there as a teacher..... IM SO FUCKING GLAD I DONT HAVE TO SET FOOT THERE 😭 #every single thing i hear about the education system there seems hellish- as well as the teachers' conditions and wages #like over here its not all rainbows and flowers but at least i dont have to worry about school shootings or getting fired for recommending #books from a banned list 💀 #ESPECIALLY as a poc latino queer linguistics and literature teacher- i'd love to talk to students about a big range of things- i cannot #imagine having to censor myself or dance around a subject becs “kids are too dumb to understand queerness” “youre trying to groom them” #“dont brainwash em you commie” like ma'am im trying to help your child develop basic empathy and respect for those who dont look like them #like i hear some serious worrying stuff from teachers over there i hope u guys are holding up somehow 😭😭😭 #anyways idk how the phrase in english goes but in spanish we say cuando dios cierra una puerta- abre una ventana #(<- trying to look for the positive in getting ghosted by the girl of their dreams) #its fine guys anyways #yeah that was the first LD relationship ive ever had- never trying that again #also i found out im arospec so im definitely not getting into a romantic relationship lmfaoooooo #only QPRs for me now if anything lol #vanya strawberry flavored

[teaboot]

One of the best parts about working at a sex shop is the employee discount, and yeah that means excellent deals on sex supplies but that's not the big brain part.

You come to my house. Something is cooking in the kitchen- it smells wonderful. What is it? It's novelty dick-shaped pasta. I've set up a sensual sexy Italian dinner. There are candles set up on the table. They're melting too fast, dripping everywhere- they're low temp waxplay pillar candles. For dessert, I serve you a delicious ice cream topped in penis-shaped rainbow confetti sprinkles and strawberry body paint drizzle, and afterwards, serve coffee with roasted hazelnut warming lube.

We play a board game while we drink. It's sexy monopoly. It's your turn. You roll the dice. They come up as 'whisper into' and 'butt'. I lost the original dice. We're using the sexy dice. You move four spaces.

After dinner, I run you a bath. A bubble bath. The bubble gel? Sensual ocean breeze. There are candles lined up around the tub. The scent is overpowering. Why? They're three-in-one fruit flavored massage oil candles. I'm using so much. It's so wasteful. Do you want to shave? I have conditioning shave cream that smells like limes. And an electric body razor, but you can't use that in the tub.

How about a bath bomb? You toss one in. It's cherry blossom scented. As it dissolves, three sexy bath sex suggestion cards fall out. They're all variations on doggy style, probably because fucking in a bathtub is probably the easiest way to break your hip.

The water cools. You get out an dry off with a novelty towel. If you wrap it around your chest, it looks like you have gigantic tatas bursting through the fabric like the Hulk.

You walk into the bedroom. I'm there, reading an instructional book titled "The Housewife's Guide To Every Day Stripping". I'm wearing a neck pillow designed to look like a massive curved weiner. Also a pair of fake leather bondage leggings and an oversized men's christmas T-shirt that says "Jingle My Bells" across the front.

I see you come in. I put down the book, take off the pillow. Offer you a massage. You accept. I already burned up all the massage candles so I pop a new bottle of CBD massage oil that says something wrong about Chakras on it. It's very gritty. That's because there's little chunks of amethyst in it for some fucking reason. It's fine, though. You say you don't mind.

I don't do massages very often. It's bad. You end up more tense than before. One of your muscles starts to cramp- it's okay. I whip out a bottle of Lidocane topical masculine performance numbing spray. You immediately feel like your shoulder went to the dentist. It's not ideal, but it's better than cramping.

You're not in the mood to bone after that. Which is good, cause I'm actually pretty asexual, but it hasn't come up yet so I'm relieved to avoid the conversation. Instead we get ready for bed. (The weather is terrible, and I insist you stay over.) I set up the futon, then realize it smells like cigarettes from the previous owner and shyly ask if you wanna cuddle in my room. You're down.

I crawl under the covers, placing my penis-shaped pink glitter pride bottle on the side table in case one of us wakes up thirsty. Once you're settled in, I turn off the glowing bare ass night light and the room goes black.

It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust, but when they do, you look up at the ceiling. It's dotted all over with little green flourescent lights. Are they plastic stars? No. I've pinned up a thousand glow in the dark condoms. God bless