#and in quarantine of course

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

To a certain degree, I think it must have been even more traumatic for Mars to return to Aleph than it would have been if she had to stay on Bet.

She spent months watching her best friend slowly - and then very rapidly - turning into a horrific monster and suffering the whole time. She survived the horrors of Leviathan and the Slaughterhouse Nine. She had to kill said best friend in the end after she turned into a mountain of mutated, agonized, homicidal flesh. Her power is considered one of the strongest and potentially deadliest on Earth Bet.

And then immediately after incinerating her bestie, who was screaming for her up to the end, and watching bestie's boyfriend get sent to life in interdimensional super prison, she just goes back home where things are... not like that. Aleph is pretty closed off from Scion and all the other cape fuckery. There's capes but they're nothing like her and they sure as hell aren't anything like the ones she fought on Bet. There's no Endbringers on Aleph except for when the Simurgh pops in. Other than the Khepri draft on Gold Morning (which must have been absolutely horrifying for her oh my god), there's probably a good chance that she never has to deal with any cape-related situations again in her life.

She just has to sit there with the power of the literal sun and all the blood on her hands and there's only three people in the entire world who will ever understand what happened to her. How is she supposed to function. What the fuck.

#of course there is a very good chance the surviving travelers get tossed into a quarantine the second they get back #because y'know simurgh survivors #poor baby #sundancer #oh worm #parahumans

[grgie]

i think season 5 of red dwarf might be my top season (so far at least) all the episodes are iconic and extremely commited to putting rimmer in silly little outfits or getting him out of his clothes

#helena watches rd #red dwarf #like for a guy who canonically only has one fit he sure has been wearing a lot of costumes this season #the demon/angel fits #in terrorform hes not only stripped but he wears silly muskateer fits #and of course quarantine

[yorshie]

My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

#Leo would totally be kinda mad about it but also like hella nervous like are you ok are you alright do I need to come get you #oh he’d hold your hair and get you drinks but also would not have any patience for hangovers in the morning like you did this to yourself #raph would think it’s fucking hilarious once he has you safe and sound where he can watch over you #fuck though if someone tried anything with you he’d ducking send them to the morgue in a sheet #raph in the morning would make you greasy food and chuckle while he holds your hair back for you if you puke #Donnie would be the kind to limit where you can go like you’re drunk? no you can’t have more no you can’t go out sit still #have a trashcan there for you to puke in though #get you Gatorade and snackies as soon as he knows you won’t puke in his lab #oh course he’s got you laying in his bed it’s where you’ll be comfortable #….Mikey’s drunk with you you wake up in his bed #edit came back they’d all have you quarantined by the end of the night like no you are not getting out of their sight so sorry #not sorry drink some water sweetheart you’re banned from liquor

[koishua]

first started writing for nct when this place was infested with neozens and then started writing for enha during given-taken when there were barely any engene writers at all and now its the total opposite lmao i find that actually hilarious 😭😭

#tp #tragic is more the word my tumblrinas #actually prefer it this way despite the nostalgia because nctblr was freaking insane every few months i get flashbacks to #all of the downright depraved incidents that happened #and then im like of COURSE nctzens are behind every single horrific thing lmao #im telling you plagiarisms were still abundant then but things like that and impersonations etc were the LEAST 'wtf??' things that happened #i have to cackle out loud why was everyone like that it feels like a fever dream 😭😭 #so dramatic and for WHAT agagagaggah #i actually want to go through it again just for the quarantine insanity vibes everyone and i mean everyone had it ROUGH #everyday was a field day #i feel like a 'in OUR days...... ✍️✍️✍️'!grandpa rn lmaoooo #betrayal after betrayal 😭😭 scandal after scandal 😭😭 soap operas every single day i LOVE that for 2020-2022!us

[narwhalandchill]

oh good gosh would you look at the TIME everyone!

[Do NOT Fail To Physically Comprehend A Harbinger's Voiceline on Ajax Is Subjective Opinion Formed From That Character's Uniquely Limited Perspective And Not Objective Fact Challenge (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE) 2: Electric Boogaloo!]

#bar on the ground but evidently and as always fanon gang Insists upon bringing the shovels 💀💀 #'OH MY GODD CANON CONFIRMED HE IS JUST A TINY INNOCENT BABYYYYY FATHER SAID IT 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹' <- yall #'JUST LIKE SCARAMOUCHE CONFIRMED HES A COMPLETE FUCKINF IDIOT AND A NAIVE INFANT🥹🥹🥹🥹' #I. Am. So. Fucking. TIRED #scara is a cynical edgelord who insults almost every single person in the fatui #and always thinks the worst of people #and their intentions #arlecchino i will say is More fair in the assessmsnt but biased just as much #but of course ppl had to fucking run with it #genshin #childeposting #this ones spicy im. highkey prepared to quarantine the second i migbt feel its breaching containment

[y-rhywbeth2]

Part of the reason I rarely venture outside of my containment bubble is that I may see something totally innocuous and become possessed by dark forces that make me run around gathering armfuls of books so I can yell about my hyperfixations in unnecessary detail...

#I see something completely unimportant that's slightly incorrect and if I don't say something my head explodes #At least here it is contained #This is a quarantine blog and you are all talking to me through the tent walls/screen whatever #babbling #the other part is that my online social skills are atrocious #text medium makes me nervous because I can read even less tone in that than usual #of course vocal medium is slightly unintelligible but eh

[enchantingpatroltimemachine]

Danny Elfman and his Chickens: A Chaotic Saga

#Danny Elfman #Danny Elfman’s chickens #Danny Elfman in isolation #quarantine vibes #yes I spent my whole evening editing this #he just cracks me up so much #I’ve laughed out loud at this way more than I should’ve #chickens #chicken coop #vlog #if anyone was gonna have a cannibal chicken of course it’s Danny Elfman #GASTON #the one about how he remembers his mother #it sends me I cannot

[rubberbandballqueen]

the best part abt being enrolled in a calculus iii course is that it means i finally passed calculus ii. i have been enrolled in no less than FOUR different calculus ii courses, three of which failed to work out for various reasons, and literally NONE of this (calculus ii being a necessary course for me to take in college) would have happened had it not been for NUMEROUS FACTORS beyond my control but it's fine it's cool i'm learning NEW MATH for the FIRST TIME in FOUR YEARS and i am LIVING

#(i'd have taken calculus bc in high school thereby allowing me to take calc iii right off the bat in college had it not been for y'know.) #(The Numerous Factors Beyond My Control Which I Am Still Extensively Salty About To This Day) #like i don't even use the word salty like that very often anymore n i guess it's bc the slang fell out of use + i'm not as salty a person #as i used to be? idk BUT I AM STILL VERY SALTY ABT MANY FACETS OF MY MANDATORY EDUCATION AND THE DECISIONS OF SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION #i hate school admin sooooo much but Anyway #the first calc ii course i failed bc the prof sucked ass #the second calc ii course i failed bc of quarantine hitting. i'd have totally passed otherwise i'm pretty sure #the third calc ii course i withdrew from bc i didn't vibe w the prof n also it was in the evening #then the fourth one was last winter n i was convinced i got a D or smth but i guess the prof had mercy n gave me a C or smth #WHAT MATTERS IS THAT MY SISYPHEAN HELL OF NEVER KNOWING IF I WILL PROGRESS IN THE ACADEMIC BRANCHES I WANT #IS NOW OFFICIALLY OVER AND I AM FINALLY TAKING CLASSES I'D HAVE OTHERWISE TAKEN THREE YEARS AGO but it is okay #bc life keeps moving forward n i will keep moving with it #in other news my boss asked me if i'd like to basically take the lead on our afterschool programs n like. #if it keeps me from having to train for sports good lord i might as well even tho i can see like. #so much more work coming out of this bc if i'm gonna run smth or make anything out of anything i Need it to be Excellent #but what do you DO with a bunch of kids in an afterschool program???? my coworkers are like 'play sports outside' #and also i have many questions and requests to make to my boss when i see her next but it's cool i'm writing them all down #the worm speaks

[freeasfishes]

There's a pretty old anf as far as I remember fairly popular newsies fanfic that's themed around summer camp and it ends with Jack who is 17 and a counselor dating David who is 16 as a camper and i do not care that its only one year age difference, I work at summer camps and if one of my coworkers started dating a camper I would just fucking kill them I would have no choice I would have to do it I would have to drown them in the goddamn river.

#GodsHumbleClown #of course if I am remembering correctly in the same fic several people get chicken pox or something and #the people in charge of the camp are just like -well you guys quarantine together sharing a room alone- #which again. if my boss told me to share a room with a camper I would fucking kill her #but she would never ask that she is cool and good #newsies fanfic

[spark1edog]

sometimes it’s tempting to cut my hair short again to maybe get gendered correctly in public but also i really like the mullet 😭

#i think i might experiment with different haircuts sooner rather than later just because it’s really damaged #but that’s more of a practical thing #i want to work up to shaving my head sometime in the next couple years just for a fresh start #bc i haven’t cut my hair really short in 7 years (actually very cool longest time i’ve gone without cutting all my hair off) #(in large part because i started testosterone in that time and didn’t feel the need during the quarantine) #but i think id rather go slowly and do like #a side shave. then maybe a both sides shave. then maybe an undercut. over the course of a year or so maybe #but i imagine ill know when it’s time #i know i can’t bleach my colored side again or it’ll start to fall out ngl. which is why i want to start over #but anyways #punktalk

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

You make ONE joke about your brother coughing at dinner being a sign of covid christmas 3.0 and then you get a sore throat at 1 in the morning which only increases throughout the day, and your father also has one but its "just the dust we stirred up cleaning" and your sister is beginning to feel weird, and you start to rethink every conversation you had with people this week (who had a cold, who coughed or sneezed, surely this is not because of that small child sneezing on the back of your head at your parent's church)

anyways merry covid christmas 3.0 everyone. stay safe out there!

#technically this has yet to be confirmed #but i ache am feverish and have a bit of congestion #and therefore will be quarantining till I get a second negative test #of course this could just be strep but “you're supposed to grow out of that”

[kindahoping4forever]

just got home for holiday break and I'm excited for my favorite tradition: getting stressed by my chaotic family and unwinding every night with your holiday smut master list 🥰

Aww, I'm happy to hear you still enjoy those! I have such fond memories of putting that event together with @cal-puddies! And our Poly!Cashton story is still one of my fav collabs we did 🎄♥️

Hoe For The Hoe-lidays: A Holiday Fic Event Masterlist

#i wish we had done more novelty pieces like that - it was so fun! #no stakes just vibes #a good concept and some enthusiast smut is really all you need for a solid pwp #i wish i had indulged that more tbh #but i digress #still in disbelief we had the energy to churn out 5 fics each and a collab #truly were we ok #and the answer is: it was 2020 of course not 😌🫶🏻 #anyways #thank you for reminding me about these fics! #i still love the quarantine specific ones - what a funny lil time capsule now #but also way to make the best out of a bad situation past Crystal lmao #anyways anon enjoy your holidays at home! 😘 #ask #anon #kh4f writing #cass and crystal present: hoe for the hoelidays

[scifidancer]

"1…6…4…3…1…8…7…9…1…9…6…8…4…2 "

#stargate atlantis #john sheppard #sga season 4 #sga: quarantine #Of course he knows Rodney's password!

[statichvm]

husbands coworker came into work coughing and with a fever so i think it’s time for justifiable homicide

#not wearing a mask. of course. #so we’re quarantining away from each other for a few days at least and hoping he did not catch Whatever It Is #i am about to be significantly more annoying on here. sorry. #personal ramblings

[patronsaintofgirls]

give it up for 4:30 sun starting to set. we love 4:30 sun starting to set

#i feel like now that i know it’s seasonal affective it almost makes it worse because now i’m anticipating it #AT LEAST IM NOT IN COLLEGE #<- that’s making me feel better lmao. and like obviously i spent all week super sick and quarantined #so of COURSE i’m gonna be a little bummed out today… clock change or not

[skyward-floored]

maybe this is a weird question (sorry) but how long have you been in the lu fandom?

too long

#linkeduniverse #not as long as some people of course but #lemme put it like this #quarantine had only been a thing for not even a month yet #i was still in high school #answers from the floor #anon