#and the fuckign. hell on earth experience i had the other day

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

pros of a wood furnace: cozy home. cozy everything. i can now safely set fires within the house

cons: my cats are so fucking grimy and im in smoke detector hell

#i came out of my room to see letti absolutely Melted on the floor in front of the furnace #i have never seen that cat so relaxed and blissful #and then i Realized. #and then she got up. and i saw all of the ash now all over her fur #i need to figure out a low effort cleaning regiment for the floor surrounding the furnace #or maybe find a way to set up a place that will encourage my cats to hang There near the furnace instead of on the ashy floor #HER WHITE SPOTS ARE SMEARED WITH GRAY. #THIS IS THE CAT THAT LOVES SLEEPING ON MY BED. #i dont even want to think about what her beans look like #stg if i have to give her a bath.... #actually i probably will bc they need to go to the vet soon #SHE LOOKED SO COZY THO 🥺 #absolutely unprompted #and the fuckign. hell on earth experience i had the other day #both smoke detectors going off at once. #that nearly took my out for the entire fucking day #i Could Not Think i Could Not Breathe Properly i Could Not Form Words #i had to put mrs. piggy on my head for the next hour or so. thats how fucked up it got me

[zuzuhe]

the sonic archie comics are unreal

as an 8 year+ ‘sonic veteran’, I gotta tell you, young me has read some shit. I used to be way into sonic stuff for some reason, and one day I discovered the sonic comics. I’ve collected over 300 issues and many of its spin off stories, and I need you guys to sit down because sonic comics are one fucking wild ride that never stops.

fun fact: Sonic comics are the longest running comic based off a video game. (started like... 1990′s and continues today...nearly 20 years now)

here’s my top 16 weird ass facts about the sonic comics you guys might enjoy:

16. Knuckles' half brother Knee-cap

So Knuckles’ mother(Lara-le) divorces his father(Locke) and ends up marrying a guy named Wynmacher and has a child with him who they named “Knecapeon Mace” but called him Knee-Caps for short.

15. Knuckles becomes evil Thor at some point

So Knuckles has this arch-nemesis named Dr. Finitevus who looks pretty cool and all and Finitevus I guess curses Knuckles to become this weird evil god that wants to destroy technology or something... and Knux’s father Locke ended up sacrificing himself so Knuckles could go back to normal so Finitevus indirectly killed Knuckles’s father...

honorable mentions.... Knuckles has a great uncle that is a floating robotic head because he abandoned his body so he could live longer... also Rouge has flirted and kissed Knuckles’s dad more than once.......................................... just thought I should throw that out there...

14. Sonic is a fucking stud jfc

Sonic has dated or flirted with nearly ever girl in this fckin franchise I need to lie down... and this one girl he was dating... Fiona the fox:

So apparently there was this robot duplicate made of Fiona when she was Tails’ age and Tails was dating that robot on an island or some shit and then he realized Fiona was fake... but then the real Fiona appears one day and she’s a few years older than Tails (16 while Tails is like 12 or 13) and Tails is heart broken because she starts dating Sonic but then she starts fucking cheating on Sonic with Sonic’s anti-self Scourge from another dimension and if you haven’t pulled out your wine bottle yet, now is the time to because damn do we need a drink after all this shit ... there’s just a lot of romantic drama in Sonic’s life

13. The Mina the Mongoose situation

So Mina Mongoose is this popular pop-singer that dated Sonic at some point. They have this weird drama where Mina gets shot in the back to save Sally for Sonic… but she survives and then I guess she gets over Sonic and starts dating her gothic asshole manager named Ash?????? Mina I guess had some weird ties with Mammoth Mogul some weird psychic evil mammoth who somehow initiated control over Tails, Mighty, and Mina and threatens to kill them unless Sonic breaks him out of jail and gives him a chaos emerald… trust me this comic gets really fckin dark and confusing..

Speaking of dark, Sonic and Co. eventually lose their entire city to Eggman and Nicole, a robotic A.I. makes an artificial recreated city, but then she gets taken over by some techno bitch and Mina has reoccuring nightmare and tries to throw a rebellion against her or some shit idk

Mina’s life has always been about drama, to the point where in the future she fucking marries Tails?! and they have TWO children Melody and Skye like what the fuck is happening right now

12.Tails’ family

Tails’ father (Amadeus) was a general that lead the mobian army against the humans. His mother Rosemary had actually worked with her husband to fucking OVERTHROW THE KINGDOM OF ACORN TO TRY AND CREATE A DEMOCRACY….. …. also Tails’ uncle Merlin Prower is more or less a “jedi” wizard who is learning the way of chaos power…. so Tails’ family is all over the place they’ve been kidnapped by aliens, roboticized, thrown in jail, I mean damn this kid has been hanging out with Sonic because his family was just not around him most of their life they love him but they got shit to do… fuck shit up Prower family damn….

11. Sonic’s family

Sonic’s real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog. I shit you not. Sonic was just a nickname. Can you fucking believe this I’m dead omg.... His mom is blonde by the way, her name is Bernadette. His father (jules) was turned into a robot by Eggman and they have yet to reverse this process, but his Uncle Chuck is fine...he’s still got his luscious mustache.

Sonic ends up marrying Sally in the main future timeline and they have two children named Sonia and Manic, which are names derived from the Sonic Underground series where Sonic has two siblings named Sonia and Manic and all three are royals who the queen hid within the city to protect them from the evil Robotnik or some shit…. I mean how deep does this get….look at those fucking parallels...

10. Shadow marries Sally / future situation  

Knuckles who somehow has become a cowboy with a robot eye… marries an echidna named Julie-su and they have a daughter named Laura-su. Bunnie and Antione have two children who for some reason are half metal, as mentioned Tails married Mina and their two kids Melody and Skye…. no idea what the fuck happened to Amy in this future, she’s just kinda gone…. ???? idk

Shadow went and fucked up the timeline and took over as the new king of Mobius… so he married Sally. Luckily they didn’t take it as far as to have children but damn is Shadow a mess in his intentions throughout this comic series. Sonic and Co. somehow regain control of timeline and everyone is happy again and there’s new freedom fighters... Oh fyi Shadow also reunites with Maria kind of… he sees her in a computer program along with his creator… so that’s nice

9. the antis

…..there’s a anti sonic dimension.. where everyone is a gothic-punk alter-ego….. and Anti Sonic turned green because of the master emerald for some reason and I think either Knuckles or Knuckles’ father game him that scar on his chest…. Anti Sonic names himself Scourge and was dating Fiona who was cheating on Sonic…. fucking look at Anti-Tails I cant with this I am deceased…..

his gang likes to jump dimensions and Zonic the Zonecop didn’t like that.

8. Zonic the Zone cop

Zonic the Zonecop…. works under Zobotnik….. they’re basically cops who monitor all Sonic dimensions and take in prisoners who leave their dimensions or threaten to destroy dimensions/zones… Zonic always has to hunt down Scourge and other trouble makers and lock them up…. so anyone who dreamed of Sonic in power ranger gear well congrats your dream has come true….

7. Bean is fucking related to Jet from Sonic Riders apparently?????

So remember Jet the Hawk from Sonic Riders… well somehow he might be related to Bean or something???… and Bean calls him “ jettison Q. Hawkington….”   don’t know why but I find that funny

6. Eggman fucking snaps

Eggman FUCKING SNAPS OK LIKE HOLY SHIT.. like out of no where he destroys Sonic’s entire city, beats the shit out of him, captures his family and friends, and then tries to turn Charmy bee into a robot but instead gives him brain damage…. Sonic kinda snaps too and would almost consider severely harming or killing Eggman… luckily Sally’s robotic A.I. Nicole had built them all a new city out of nanites …  but this whole plot was…. out of every possible plot I could see in a Sonic franchise, having such a grave one thrown at me out of no where was the biggest fuckign surprise 7 year old me has ever seen ok holy fuck

5. Amy’s situation and her cousin Rob’O who is a king..?????

Amy used to be like… 8 years old or some shit then she wished upon a magic ring that made her body grow older by like 4 years or something so she could be part of the freedom fighters and potentially date sonic or something… so Amy is way younger mentally than she looks…

She has a cousin named Rob’O who married some echidna lady and they had a son named Jon… apparently Amy’s uncle was a king and Rob’O is next in line to the throne so Amy is somehow technically royalty ?????????????????? slkfjdk????

4. Charmy bee is a fucking prince and has a girlfriend

oh Charmy Bee is also a fucking prince who has a girlfriend named Saffron… no idea who came up with this plot or why

3.  Sally’s weird love life

Sally has a weird love life too, she is princess of Mobius despite her brother and his wife and child being next in line for the throne…..??? She ended up dating this secret service agent Geoffrey the Skunk who had a wife named Hershey the cat who I guess maybe got killed during a mission or something… Geoffrey got into some weird corrupted scandals with villains too I don’t recall his allegiance but Sally was smart for dumping his ass.

She also has some weird ass thing going on with this embodiment of the monkey king………??????

and then she had this arranged marriage thrown together by her father to marry the royal guard Antoine who was actually anti-Antoine from the anti dimension who imprisoned the real Antoine….. Antione I guess finally escapes and then ends up marrying Bunnie instead?????? who the hell are these writers and where did they come from

Sally and Sonic end up together in the end and Sonic becomes king of Mobius and they have kids and all so happy ending for her I guess…. besides that one timeline where she had to marry Shadow…

2. SNIVELY’S...LOVE LIFE...

Um…. Snively is …. Eggman’s nephew…. and something happens to Eggman and Snively somehow ends up dating this one techno-magic chick named Regina the Iron Queen.. she tries to take over Nicole’s nanites…  I have no idea who the fuck is writing the romance in this series but I’d like them to sign all my comics

1.THE WAR

apparently the sonic mobians had this massive war against “Overlanders” basically somewhat de-evolved humans due to a mutation experiment / bombs that aliens called Xorda bombarded onto pre-Mobius aka Earth. So more or less Eggman and Snively and any other humans are basically the endangered human species trying to regain control over their planet through xenophobic / racist ideals against the evolved animal species that is the Mobians and Sonic……………………….. I’m not fucking joking

LAWSUITS AND THE WEIRD REBOOT

So apparently Sonic Archie comics went into this huge timeline-dimensional reboot because one of the former writers Ken Penders has thrown multiple lawsuits into Archie comic’s hands and this shit has been going on since 2009 until even now…

Some weird things going on in the reboots:

there’s this lady named Breezie who is … in love with Neo Metal Sonic……I think she’s based off a side character from the old show………and I really think that’s all I should tell you as you can probably see how she was first introduced…  

Honey the cheetah… a concept from an old Sonic game I guess returned????

No romance at this point…….

they gave Sally clothes for some reason…

But basically Ken Penders, a previously major archie sonic comic writer, was the creator of multiple if not all of the echidnas involved in the sonic comic storyline. So Finitevus, Julie-su, basically the entire Echidna brother hood, Knuckles’ younger brother, Charmy’s girlfriend Saffron, Mina Mongoose, Mammoth Mogul, and even Amy’s cousin Rob’O are now required to be out of the story. Ken wanted to use the sonic characters he made for his own original graphic novel but Archie wanted to maintain copyright on his characters and concepts… I mean most writers and artists are aware that the things they produce for a licensed company are usually OWNED by that company, so its weird he’d even attempt something like that. Archie claimed Penders signed a contract as evidence for it but failed to produce the contract so the lawsuit settled in 2013. Because of this, Sonic Archie comic and it’s spin off series of Sonic Universe had to completely rewrite their stories to get his characters out of the picture, or straight up just redesigned the characters… he’s also recently claimed in 2015 he’s got another law suit in mind…??? He’s actually ‘inspired’ Scott Fulop to also file lawsuits after he left archie comics too.

Here’s a chart someone made for Ken Pender’s logic in some of his lawsuit filings which you can obviously tell is quite a mess:

honorable mentions

I mean there’s a shit ton of stuff I’ve missed or haven’t even mentioned about this shit…..

thanks for stopping by and letting me explain the horrific treasure that is the sonic comic series because whAT thE FUCK

my god I love the sonic comics 

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic comics #sonic archie comics #what the fuck #there i posted it #my post #the best #long post

[angel78]

i cannot even fucking believe that out of the billions of people that have walked the face of this this earth in the history of fucking time, i had to be fucking me. and i am trapped in this fucking body in this fucking life with these thoughts and these memories and these emotions and these paranoias and this fucking terror and fucking loneliness i cant fucking BELIEVe i am trapped in this fu7cking hell all i can fucking think about every fucking day AS IF ANYTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGED is how badly i want to just fucking kill myself i want to get rid of it all i fucking think about it every fucking day i have to seize the impulse in fucking public when driving my fucking car when im looking at fucking philadelphia from the 40th floor of a strange man’s fucking apartment i fucking HATE MSELF and i fucking HATE MY FUCKING LIFE and everything that has fucking happened to me and all of the people who have ruined me and all of the choices i now make every fucking is nothing but pure fucking terror of myself and of others and of everything around me i dont even have a single fucking person not one single person to fucking love me and make it fucking feel the slightest bit worth it i am fucking stuck i am trapped in this body in this mind in this fucking life and holy shit do i literally FANTASIZE about killing myself in my own apartment and how fucking easy it could be and how no one could know and how i could literally experience the sensation of healing as the life leaves my fucking body but i swear to fucking god i am paralyzed by the fucking fear that ill end up where i did the last time by some bullshit intervention and it will all get fucking worse i have tried i have tried i have tried i have fuckign TRIED I did everything my fucking self i got my car and my apartment and i fill it up with the things i live and i entertain the people who think they know what it is to be somebody’s friend but it doesnt fucking mean ANYTHING when every person i fucking encounter is only ever attracted to my weakness and when im lying awake alone at night and the moonlight replays for me memories of locked door and hands over my mouth projected onto four white walls and it is only then i am capable of screaming i would almost swear to fucking god there is no weakness as loud as mine i swear to fucking god all i want is to die

#personal

[sanfranciscoyoginigypsy]

There’s really a lot to say

im a bit tired and drained right now to go into detail of my experience the past two days, but i’ll try to sum it all up accurately. so basically drank and smoked a lot with my time with elena and kevin, having the withdrawals of that, it was basically a night and day i did that with them. i’ve just been feeling a slight depression but it’s in my own head. at first i was not happy with being here, but now I'm a  bit imbalanced about it, i leave in like a day and im feeling sad, i want to stay here longer. it’s in my gut. i want to be with my parents more, i fell like i didnt serve them as much as i’d like to, anytime not spent with them i look back and realized i somewhat failed. but here i go being harsh on them. it is all a lesson, and i realized i much rather be with my folks out of anyone. last night i was at book people in my head being extremely depressed and reaching to others for my own happiness, i realized it isn't the right thing to do, but i couldn't help it. being let down didnt help either, everyone had a valid excuse to not have time available to me, but i then created more pity for myself. until i reached my last resort, akash to basically walk around and hang with me downtown. it was amazing . i had so much fun. my ego was fulfilled bc i put make up that day and just felt too good looking to go home (seriously), so i showed off my body and materialistic self, my shell, bc we walked along 6th street , and i also fed my knowdlge, or should i say he did. we talked so much about guitars, or should i say he did. he taught me so so so so much . just like the last time we hung out. i misjudge him sometimes bc he usually talks a lot about himself and things i do not really care about, but recently i’ve been experiencing moments with him that I'm  just being fed so much knwodlege. we talked about so much, he knows soooo much, especially about guitars. how they work, whats what, the history,,philosophy and anatomy and structure and brands. so amazing. made my night. i learned about hum bucker, one of the most fun things i learned. i love the science and structure and energy about it. we literally were outside a venue and saw a heavy psychedelic show through a small window, and he saw that it was a les paul with a hum bucker, and thats how the conversation started. so sick, cant wait to see him tomorrow. my interest for guitars grew. i tried to watch more and learn more and listen to hendrix more (of course) on the way home. now talk about today. went to work with mom today,, i was a bit imbalanced and dragged and feeling a bit depressed, i feel so bad, my energy was not on top of its game in the morning, but i respect and accept it bc i only had a few hours of sleep and i didnt do yofa or anything. my mom is so cute, we watched a few youtube videos of soul train and james brown and the jackson 5, it was so fun we laughed a lot. i was so inspired. and she put the jackson 5 movie for me while she worked. after a few hours i felt very unproductive which led to more stress and depression, and i was sassy and negative energy towards her and quiet. but i did yoga in a little room and put a negative blockage release music on youtube and did like 5-10 min yoga in there before beverly took us to lunch . i was a bit upset too bc last encounter i had with beverly was not so fun. i had the same experience of drunk and high withdrawals and was just so out of energy to maintain how much she talks about her self. but this time was so great, I'm so glad i did a small yoga sash, i was talkative and positive and inspired. i had a said with small pasta with mama. i was inspired and pictured myself living on a mountain in colorado in trailer with a goat . a fence and the goat next to my trailer (-: then we got back and she did work in the mail room while i played funky disco and danced in the room- it was so healthy and I'm glad i got my energy up and moving. rick james, bee gees, jackson five, earth wind and fire, i jammed to all of it. then we went to guitar center and saw elliot sean pamela spencer and rob. it was such a fucking crazy experience. rob basically offered a free lesson but i gave him a decision too late but it worked out bc amazing thomas gave me a free lesson during his break for one hour AND IT KICKED SO MUCH FUCKING ASS HES SO FUCKING COOL he literally taught me so much and i love how he talks about things and he's so kick ass he talked about scales and how they relate to golden ratio he asked what do i wanna learn and i was so eager and excited bc i literally am so interested in everything right now like i want to learn so much and i got this opportunity like the universe heard my callings it was so amazing i said i want to learn the anatomy and physics of a guitar and sounds of the piano and he was like ok si see you want to basically learn everything and then i said i wanted to learn fearless by pink floyd and he taught me the way carlo did with the fundamental first and showed me scales which by the way is an extremely dense and hard concept to explain to someone but i got it tonight and he just talked about so much and taught me so much and it was so fun we were laughing and it made my fuckign day it was sick and it was his break like he offered and get this tomorrow or aka today bc its 2 am i have a lesson at 3 pm with him again!!! i need to get this scale down so I'm prepared to learn the next step in learning fearless. such  cool dude. I'm gonna invite him to my going away party on friday! so many opportunities everywhere and i love it! literally i love my life like evryewhre I'm at i get an amazing opportunity. then me and mom went to torchys and the drive we talked so much and at torchys we talked and laughed so much literally love her so much she is the love of my life and the light of my life i dont know what I'm going to do without her I'm so sad i miss her already she is my best friend I'm so myself with her and we laugh so much we cracked so many dumb jokes and at torchsy i was basicallyy yelling from laughter and she loves me so so much she was so happy for me when i got the lesson and she put soul train for me and jackson 5 while she worked fuck i got so lucky wit her and she supported and suggested i do yoga in this room bc i told her i need it but in a bitchy way god damn i love this woman. we went to half price then i went to kierstens bc brennon invited me but i was very awkward and shy, mainly bc sam was there. just unsure. of my relationship with everyone, i got there and brennon didnt even really talk to me but nonetheless grateful he invited me but everyone was out of the pool already and it was off and i literally shaved for it and cleaned my bathing and showed up in a big shirt and just ugh i was a bit annoyed and aggravated and uncmorftbale there was so many people and i was confused and just jealous that people had a lot of stories i was never invited to bc well i was friends with all these people (sam john keirsten and brennon) before they even hung out or knew each other and now they exclude me in things and the fact that sam was there made my energy confused but it was all good he said bye to me and put me in a chokehold and i told him 1/24th of my gutisr center experience but they were all smoking and i just got back from being with my mom and learning so much so it was just awkward plus i really wanted to swim but no one would go with me its all whatever I'm going to gc tomorrow and invited sam and then spending the evening with my father he deserves it honestly i spent 0 one on one time with him and I'm sure he has a lot of good to say but i came home and ignored my negative thoughts and feelings that had to do with my ego and not showing off my shaved body or not going swimming or my overthinking of my friends and just went straight to learning the G major scale and I FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT I LOVE LEARNING I LOVE ALL THESE FUCKING EXPERIENCES AND LESSONS AND THINGS I AM GETTING IN MY LIFE IM FEELING ALREADY SAD ABOUT LEAVING IM GOING TO MISS MY ROOM I LOVE MY ROOM I LOVE MY PRIVACY I LOVE GUITAR CENTER I LOVE LEARNING HERE I LOVE MY MOM I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I LOVE MY BEUAITULL FAMILY THIS SUMMER KICKEDSO MUCH ASS SO MUCH GRATTIDUFE UGH I MISS EVERYONE ALREADY WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO WHEN I LEAVE ILLL BE OK SHIT I HAVE SUCHA  GOOD LIFE HERE AND IN SF WHAT THE FUCK i need to work on my souls growth i need to do good no more imbalanced my brother is showing me the light i have the opportunity for growth and smoking isn't helping I'm doing so good