#i dont even want to think about what her beans look like

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

pros of a wood furnace: cozy home. cozy everything. i can now safely set fires within the house

cons: my cats are so fucking grimy and im in smoke detector hell

#i came out of my room to see letti absolutely Melted on the floor in front of the furnace #i have never seen that cat so relaxed and blissful #and then i Realized. #and then she got up. and i saw all of the ash now all over her fur #i need to figure out a low effort cleaning regiment for the floor surrounding the furnace #or maybe find a way to set up a place that will encourage my cats to hang There near the furnace instead of on the ashy floor #HER WHITE SPOTS ARE SMEARED WITH GRAY. #THIS IS THE CAT THAT LOVES SLEEPING ON MY BED. #i dont even want to think about what her beans look like #stg if i have to give her a bath.... #actually i probably will bc they need to go to the vet soon #SHE LOOKED SO COZY THO 🥺 #absolutely unprompted #and the fuckign. hell on earth experience i had the other day #both smoke detectors going off at once. #that nearly took my out for the entire fucking day #i Could Not Think i Could Not Breathe Properly i Could Not Form Words #i had to put mrs. piggy on my head for the next hour or so. thats how fucked up it got me

[bimobuddy]

Cut the Cat-itude

sfw Hazbin TK fic

Lee!Husk, Ler!Alastor

CW: feet, kinda? It's more 'bean' related since they're paws

Summary: Husk is grumpy and doesn't think Alastor's jokes are funny, but the Radio Demon is determined to get a chuckle out of him.

Husk groaned and let his head thump against the bar counter. Alastor must have been in some sort of mood that day, he hadn't stopped telling awful jokes all morning. First most people were laughing with him, then it was just Charlie and Nifty, and now even Charlie was trying to excuse herself because "Oh you know, Hotel Stuff, ahaha.."

Husk looked over at Nifty who was still giggling away at everything the boss said, but then again he didn't know what went on her feral little head. He reached for his drink again only to have it yoinked away by a familiar looking shadow.

"Hey!" He sat up, reaching for it back, but Alastor's shadow just grinned and stretched upward, holding it out of reach. Husk grumbled. He knew this game. "I ain't flyin' for you, give it back." The shadow wiggled it over his head, taunting.

"Alastor, put this damn thing on a leash. Only you would somehow manage to lose control over your own shadow." He muttered the last part.

"Oh Husker, I didn't 'lose control' over him, he's free range." The host grinned, looking at Husk a bit longer than usual. Husk didn't know why he was staring at him until it suddenly clicked and he sighed. "Was that supposed to be another joke? Al, that wasn't even a real joke."

"Oh you're right, that was a total cat-astrophe!" A laugh track played off his cane, followed by Nifty who enjoyed the joke a little too much, "Ahahahahaha! Becahause he's a cahat!" She laughed. Husk folded his ears back and groaned.

"Oh relax, old friend, I'm just kitten around!" He grinned at Husk, who frowned in response. Alastor strutted up to the bar and leaned against it. The Shadow disappeared, taking the bottle with him, only making Husk grumpier.

"Clearly those weren't funny enough for you.. maybe I ought to put my thinking-cat on and come up with some more!" He let out a laugh, followed by the classic laugh track again. "Or maybe you just don't have a sense of humor. I mean just look at darling little Nifty, she's hiss-terical!" Of course this was followed up by Nifty losing her absolute mind.

Husk only sighed and rolled his eyes. "You done yet?"

"Not yet. What's a cat's favorite book? The Great Cats-by! Oh, why did the cats ask for a piano? To make mew-sic, of course!" He laughed and looked back at Husk, who somehow looked even grumpier than he did five minutes ago.

Well this wouldnt do.

"Why don't you cut the cat-itude, dear friend?" He snapped his fingers and two shadowy tentacles rose up from the floor behind Husk. Before he could react, the wrapped around his upper arms, hoisting him up about a foot off the floor, and proceeded to wiggle the tips into his underarms.

Husk had started to kick, biting his lip, cheeks puffed out, as he didn't want to give Alastor the reaction he wanted. The Radio Demon didn't seem to mind though.

"What's a cat's favorite cereal? Mice Crispies!" The tentacles wiggled down his ribcage, starting to get little huffs and muffled noises.

"If cats taught schools, what do you think they'd be called? Purr-fessors!" The tentacles traced and wiggled down his sides, causing him to hold his breath, his face and ears going red from how hard he was fighting back his laughter.

"What do you call a cat that likes to bowl? An alley cat!" Finally the tentacles found their way to his tummy and he couldn't take it anymore. Husk tossed his head back and laughed, reflexively flapping his wings to try an get away, much to the delight of the Shadow, which had been trying to make him fly earlier.

"Ahahahahahaha! Ahahalast- Alastohor!" He tried to growl to cancel out the laughter but it came out as more of a panicked, choked giggle.

"See, I knew you'd come around!" Alastor said cheerfully. "Now, why dont cats shop online? They prefer cat-alogues!" Husk's laughter kicked up a notch when one of the tentacles started to wiggle into his lower belly, where there was a bit more pudge. His tail whipped around trying to smack it away but it was no use.

Husk suddenly made the mistake of trying to kick out at Alastor, across the counter. A third tendril rose up and caught his ankle before he made contact, as Alastor leaned back just a bit. He stepped to the side a little to make eye contact. "Now, Husker, is that any way to thank someone who's only trying to make you smile?" He chuckled.

The third tendril started to wiggle into the heart shaped pad at the bottom of his paw. Husk, a little startled, let out a high pitched, squeaky giggle that did not sound like himself at all.

Even Alastor was caught off guard enough for the tendrils to disappear and let him go, letting him drop with a soft thud. Husk groaned as he hit the floor and panted. "Damn you, Alastor.." He grumbled, sitting up.

"Too late, we're already in Hell!" Alastor laughed. Husk chuckled a little then quickly stopped himself. But of course the radio host heard it. "Oh? Did I finally get a genuine laugh out of you?" He asked, leaning on his can to be eye level with the bartender.

Husk sighed, folding his ears down. "Shut up... I gotta get back to work." He muttered, starting to wipe down the counter.

As Alastor turned to walk away, Husk called out again. "Slapstick Comedy. Just for future reference, so you don't have to tickle me next time, I tend to like Slapstick Comedy."

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Author Note

Aahhhhh I couldn't figure out how to end this naturally I'm sorrryyyy!!!

Though I do already have another idea for a Lee!Husk fic that I'm gonna start writing immediately after posting this one, so I MIGHT post it tonight, but it might wait until tomorrow, we'll see :)

#sfw tickling community #tickle community #tickle fic #hazbin hotel tickle #hazbin tickles #lee!husk #ler!alastor

[multiwritesstuff]

The one where he cheats

Summary: You, your boyfriend Colby, and your closest friends are hanging out, when Tara drunkly spills the beans about Colby and Stas

Warnings: swearing I think that’s it? Getting cheated on, angry/ hurt reader , Colby getting slapped in the face

A/n: no hate to Stas or Colby this is just a one shot, based off the euphoria episode where Rue tells everyone that Cassie and Nate have been hooking up.

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You and Colby were sat outside by the fire with Stas, Katrina and Sam, all of you were talking and drinking when a very drunk Tara came over followed by a worried Jake.

“Hey Stas.” Tara says

“Yea?” Stas asks

“I have a quick question for you.” Tara says

“What?” Stas asks

“How long have you been fucking Colby?” She asks

Stas laughs nervously “What?”

“Wait what?” You ask moving Colby’s hand from around your shoulders, you getting up, Katrina getting up as well

“Baby I have no idea what she’s talking about-“

“Yea Y/n, she’s drunk-“

Tara cuts them both off “How long have you been fucking Colby.” She repeats

“I’m not.” Stas says

You and Katrina share a look before looking back at Stas

“I’m not.” She repeats

“What are you talking about?” You ask Tara

“Oh it’s just I saw her sneaking into Colby’s room, that was like what? Two months ago.”

Stas is at a loss for words, Colby just looked guilty

“Are you kidding me?” You ask

“Stas, that’s like really bad.” Kat says

“No I didn’t, why would you even believe her? She’s drunk.” Stas says

“You’re fucking Colby? Are you fucking kidding me?!” You yell

“No I don’t even know why she would say that.” Stas says

“You’re lying!” You yell

“Can we just table this conversation.” Sam says

“Uh no. No. You expect me to stand here next to my best friend and my boyfriend, who have both been lying to me, about fucking behind my back! I’m literally about to get violent!” You yell

“No. There is no need to get violent.” Jake says

Stas starts crying

“Oh you’re crying?” You walk over to her, Katrina trying to stop you, but you shrug her off

“You’re fucking crying, you fucking bitch.”

“Y/n.” Katrina says

“You’re the one who’s hurt. You’re the most self centred idiotic person, I have ever fucking met.” You say

Stas sobs

“You fuck my boyfriend, and you’re fucking crying. Are you fucking kidding me!” You yell

Katrina tries to grab your arm and you shrug her off again, Colby takes a step closer to you.

“DONT!” You raise a hand to stop him from coming closer

“Y/n I’m sorry, baby please.” Colby begs

Stas looks between you and him still crying

“How long have you been fucking him. Be honest.” You say

“Y/n come on, let’s just do it later.” Katrina pleads

“Kat! Shut the fuck up!” You yell hurt

She takes a step back

“How long have you been fucking him!” You ask

Stas stays quiet

“Tara?” You ask pointing at her “When was this?”

“Right after they got back from Vegas last.” Tara tells you

“You dumb fucking bitch! I’m gonna fuck you up!” You yell getting in Stas’s face

Stas turns around and runs inside you following after her

“Don’t fucking run away from me!” You yell, Stas running into the bathroom shutting and locking the door, Katrina, Jake and Tara following you, you bang on the door.

“Stas open this fucking door!” You yell

“Y/n, come on just leave it.” Katrina speaks softly

“Open the fucking door Stas, open the door and tell me it was worth it.” You say tearing up jiggling the doorknob

Stas doesn’t say anything

“You owe me that.” You say Stas still ignoring you

“Open the fucking door Stas!” You cry

Katrina rubs your shoulder

“What kind of fucking friend are you? What the fuck?” You ask sobbing

Stas sobs on the other side of the door

“This isn’t about Colby. This is about you and me and our friendship, and if you wanna throw it away then fine. Cause I don’t want wanna be fucking friends with you.” You sob resting your forehead on the door, Katrina rubs your shoulder

“Shh, it’s okay, let’s just go.” She whispers

“No. I’m sick of it. I’ve done so much for him, and her, and they’re fucking each other.” You sob

“I know, I know.” Katrina says

You jiggle the doorknob over and over again

“Open the fucking door Stas!”

Silence

“Open the fucking door Stas, open the door.” You sob banging on the door

“Open the door!” You continue to bang on the door

“Come on.” Katrina says softly

“You’re a fucking coward.” You say before continuing

“You’re a fucking coward, and I would have never done this to you.”

You sob “I would never have done this to you.” You repeat before turning away from the door walking past everyone and walking back outside and over to Colby

“Baby I’m so-.” He was cut off by a slap to the face

“Fuck you.” You sob

“Please let me explain.” Colby says rubbing his cheek

“How long have you been fucking her?” You ask

“Four, almost five months..” Colby tells you

You scoff

“You’re both cowards, you deserve each other. We’re fucking over.” You push his chest grabbing your stuff, wiping your tears walking off

“Let me take you home yea?” Jake offers, Tara standing next to him

“Yea okay.” You sniffle getting into Jakes car, him driving away from the trap house, you watching it getting smaller and smaller in the distance.

#colby brock #sam golbach #sam and colby #xplr #jake webber #trap house #corey scherer #boyfriend colby #colby brock fanfic #colby brock x reader

[sea-lanterns]

My empress can't stand smelly foods. The worst offenders being boiled foods, things like pasta are okay because it doesn't have a strong smell, but by god if there is a pot full of purely green beans and it's not intended for a soup?

Off with the chef's head.

KOSJDJS I DONT THINK THE EMPRESS IS INSANE ENOUGH TO DEMAND EXECUTION LMAO 😨

I just imagine that she looks at the plate offered to her, before making a frowny face and slowly pushing it away to stuff her tummy with other foods available at the table…

Even as an adult, I’d like to imagine her parents scold her for still being picky with food. The courtesans do not mind though, some find it endearing and others will just eat what you don’t want to eat so they don’t waste food 💕 the cool thing about having so many lovers, is that they all have different tastes and at least one or two courtesans would love to eat what you don’t like :)

#🫧feeding the fishes #empress au

[writingoddess1125]

1999 Kurt Wagner x Reader Pt. 4

The silence that was in that livingroom was practically unbarable to say the least. A awkward and uncomfortable feeling of both guilt and unspoken anger seemed to lay over everyone like a blanket. (Y/N) still only in her bathrobe bringing out a few cups of coffee for everyone seated in her livingroom and took a seat as well on her recliner taking a Sip of her Coffee. Kurt was the first to try and speak up, Taking a shaky breath as he touched the wrist watch that had been gifted to him to hide his natural appearance while out in the world. “(Y/N) im-” “Shut up- I dont want to hear it” (Y/N) said in a harsh tone as she sipped her coffee, Kurt wincing at her words as he sunk into the couch more. 

“(Y/N) I know this may be an uncomfortable situation, However we want to help and apologize for our Actions and Inactions. It was well assumed you didnt want to be found and without assistance me nor Jean would have been able to find you” Xavier said, Sighing as he wanted to attempt to smooth things over at least a little. Jean nodded as well but she clearly didnt want to meet (Y/N)’s eyes in this. 

“Professor, No offense but id have rather jump off a cliff to speak with anyone from that school again- Even if you did nothing it doesnt change the way i feel about the people who did- who you have dragged to my livingroom” 

Both Jean and Kurt winced at this. Logan sighing in his seat as he sat up, clearing having enough of the awkwardness of the situation. 

“Fine, You dont gotta talk to these two. But i wanna talk about this-” 

Logan pulled up Leon backpack and Skateboard from Milo that had been tucked to the side. (Y/N) face turning into one of anger real quick as she shot up from her seat “Where did you get those” She growled out as Logan knew what the anger of a protective mother looked like and handed over the items. “Well i saw two clones of Elf here yesterday trying to steal my bike and then Teleport away” Logan said. The room growing painfully quiet at this as (Y/N) seemed to slowly sit back down like she was frozen, Not looking at any of them. 

“Let me get dressed and we will talk more...” 

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Josh’s House

“You two are dead meat” The twins heard for the tenth time that day as they glared at their friend seated on a bean bag with his hand deep in a bag of Cheetos, Josh was not only the twins best friend but the only other mutant the boys knew. Having the ability to heal those he touches which was what led to the trio meeting after Leon sliced open his ankle in 2nd grade. The rest being history 

Leon seated on the Josh’s bed wacked the teen with his tail which resulted in the blonde boy to choke on his Cheetos and throw the remote to the TV at Milo in return which was easily dodged. Milo seated on the floor against Josh’s beanbag as he ignored the two boys. Staring at his hand as he was flicking his skin back and forth from its natural blue color to the false skin he wore during the day, watching as the scales flicked back and forth. “Are we monsters?” He finally mumbled to himself. 

Josh turned his head to face Milo on the floor next to him, Pausing for a moment before tossing the half empty bag of chips to the other blue boy as Josh nudged Milo. “Nah man, We arent monsters... I think we are bad ass and hell, Ive been hearing about how there are more and more people like us coming out every day. Besides, We are too hot to be Monsters!” Milo smiled at this as he looked up at Josh who smiled down at his, a bit of a purple color coming to his cheeks “Yeah, I guess” Milo said with a shy voice as he blushed and Josh laughed at his embarrassment. 

“GAAAYYYYY” Leon yelled out with a mouthful of Cheetos as he pointed at the two jokingly. Josh jumping up and going to punch his friend with a laugh as the two started to play fight “Nasty Ass!”, Milo staying seated and watched them with a sad frown on his face. 

There was then a knock on the door as Ms. Nancy stepped into the bedroom, Smiling at the trio sweetly. “Hey Boys, (Y/N) just called and wants you to head back to the house. The twins nodded at this and stood up as Josh followed suit “Ill head out with them Mom” Josh chimed as Nancy nodded and left for the boys to get ready. 

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(Y/N) House 

“Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen”

The boys sang as they rode down the street. Milo on the back of Josh’s Bike as the three boys sang along with Josh’s Portable Stereo in his backpack. 

“Give it to me baby uh huh uh huh” “Give it to me baby uh huh uh huh” “Give it to me baby uh huh uh huh”

“And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

The trio essentually screamed along to as they felt themselves. Milo even turning up the stereo more as the world around them faded and they could on ly think of the stupid fun they where experiencing. 

“Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seís”

Leon laughed as he got off his board and rushed towards the door. Usually His mom was asleep in her room which ment free access to snacks and the Livingroom to themselves. “I call dibs on the Doritos!” Milo yelled as he jumped from Josh’s bike and went to charge at his brother who was trying to rush in the house first. “Bite My Ass Milo!” He yelled as he slammed open the door ready to close it on his twin but froze. Seeing a group full of adults staring at him and his mother frowning deeply at him. Leon tried to give a smile at his mother but the door swung open fully smacking him in the back as Josh rushed in with Milo. The two boys giggling at seeing the other teen on the floor but that quickly stopped at seeing the adults too. 

“Uhhh- H-Hey Miss (Y/N)-” “Josh- Go home. Now” She said sharply and the other teen did a fast u-turn leaving the twins on their own. It didnt take long for the twin teens to see the rough looking guy on the couch who they had messed with his bike and the color draining on their faces. 

Awkward Silence... Milo and Leon stared at their mother who was staring hard at them. Milo glancing between their Mom and the seated strangers who where all staring at them with what could only be described as shock. After a few more moments of this shock, the guy in the wheelchair spoke first, Smiling as he turned his chair to fully face the teens. “Hello, You must be Milo and Leon. Ive head many things about you two from your mother. My name is Professor Charles Xavier, Im actually a old teacher of your Mothers” He said kindly as he smiled at the two. “U-Um.. Hey” Milo mumbled softly as he shifted awkwardly, Leon giving a head nod in greeting. Leon turned his head to look at the other adults- Some weird guy in a wheelchair, a fairly hot red head, that scary biker dude and then some dorky looking teacher guy who was staring at him hard. 

“I heard what happened yesterday” The Professor said to the twins. Smiling at them with a knowing look, Leon posture seemed to magically straighten and Milo glanced at his brother before- “BAMF” “BAMF” Both twins fled. 

Tag list-

@alexloveskili​ @hahaspoilerhaha​.   @coliflowerplants.  @nixonvandelheim @trinswhimsys. @soft-witchy.

#kurt wagner #xmen imagine #kurt wagner x reader #kurt wagner x #xmen x reader #quicksilver #x reader #marvel #marvel imagine #marvel x reader

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Roxy Lalonde

Page 99-105

JADE: the prince’s power grows.

KARKAT: JESUS CHRIST!

JADE: i feel him resonate through the void.

KARKAT: FUCKING GREAT.

DAVE: dude can you chill for like even a single fucking second

DAVE: also are you ok

KARKAT: OH, PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME FOR OVERREACTING A LITTLE WHEN MY GOOD FRIEND "POSSESSED JADE" BUSTS INTO MY RESPITEBLOCK AT 5 AM!

KARKAT: NEXT TIME I’LL JUST PULL THE COVERS BACK AND LET HER CLIMB IN!

JADE: i am uninterested in that scenario.

KARKAT: GREAT! POSSESSED JADE ISN’T EVEN HORNY! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

KARKAT: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

DAVE: yeah i may be totally misunderstanding the intricacies of "next gen technology" designed by an idiot in microshorts

DAVE: but im pretty sure i locked that door

JADE: i unlocked it with my mind.

DAVE: fuck

KARKAT: FANTASTIC.

JADE: the prince’s powers are growing, but so are mine.

KARKAT: WOW? COOL? AND YOU HAD TO COME IN HERE AT THE ASSCRACK OF THE MORNING TO TELL US THIS?

KARKAT: LIKE YOU DON’T FLOAT AROUND LIKE A CREEPY PIECE OF SHIT ALL DAY AS IT IS?

JADE: ...

KARKAT: OH, IS THAT ALL? NOTHING ELSE TO SAY?

DAVE: karkat its fine

DAVE: who cares

KARKAT: YEAH. YOU’RE RIGHT.

KARKAT: IT’S NOT LIKE WE ACTUALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO WAKE UP FOR.

KARKAT: GO BACK TO BED.

DAVE: no dude im up fuck it

DAVE: i want coffee

KARKAT: FUCK! FINE! FUCK IT.

KARKAT: I NEED TO USE THE GAPER ANYWAY.

DAVE: oh me too

KARKAT: DON’T FOLLOW ME.

ROXY: oh what up

ROXY: its a whole ass pajama party up in here

ROXY: couldnt sleep??

KARKAT: JADE WOKE US UP BY BEING CREEPY.

ROXY: oh

ROXY: jade why did u do that

KARKAT: WHAT?

KARKAT: OH SHIT, THERE SHE IS! I DIDN’T EVEN HEAR HER FOLLOW US!

ROXY: sometimes a girls just got to get her drift on i guess

ROXY: it be like that

KARKAT: I PREFERRED WHEN ALL SHE DID WAS FLOAT AROUND AND POINT AT SHIT.

KARKAT: AT LEAST THAT WAS QUIET.

DAVE: yall want coffee

ROXY: sure

KARKAT: YEAH, THANKS.

DAVE: hate to give it up to venture capitalism but this coffee is EONS better than the garbage we had on the meteor

DAVE: this ship is maybe the dumbest thing ive ever looked at but its a give and take right

ROXY: maybe u just developed a taste for it

ROXY: i used to think coffee tasted like ass but drinkin it was another thing i felt like my mom woulda done

ROXY: turns out rose drinks tea and i stockholmed my own dumb butt into liking this addictive bean juice

ROXY: well i mean who knows what she drinks now

ROXY: dirk probs tossed the coffee machine out the space window right away

ROXY: dude doesnt "believe" in "substances"

KARKAT: WHY ARE YOU UP ANYWAY?

ROXY: well i wasnt but then somebody screamed like a rooster boned a teapot and had a noisy lovechild

DAVE: yeah thats basically accurate

KARKAT: FUCK YOU.

DAVE: maybe if youre lucky

KARKAT: THAT JOKE STOPS BEING FUNNY WHEN WE’VE ACTUALLY

KARKAT: UH

KARKAT: IS THERE MILK?

ROXY: lmao

ROXY: in the fridge

DAVE: wheres kanaya

ROXY: idk

ROXY: sleepin i hope

ROXY: last time i saw her she was on the second floor

ROXY: no

ROXY: the third floor observation deck

ROXY: this place is huge

KARKAT: PLEASE.

KARKAT: IT’S MAYBE A TENTH THE SIZE OF THE METEOR.

DAVE: yeah dude but that was basically a city

DAVE: this is more like a castle

DAVE: a castle of idk

DAVE: twenty something ennui

ROXY: anybody hungry

ROXY: i was thinkin about alchemizing some pancakes

ROXY: or maybe eggs

ROXY: they all basically taste the same at the end of the day i think alchemized food is like eighty percent imagination

ROXY: but both of you barely eat and its making me anxious

DAVE: damn thanks mom

DAVE: i mean

DAVE: shit

DAVE: dad

DAVE: roxy

DAVE: fuck sorry im tired

ROXY: haha its ok

ROXY: dont worry about it

DAVE: okay but just because our relatives turned evil doesnt mean we have to act like total animals

DAVE: we can still try to respect each others identities and shit

DAVE: anyway im gonna go check on kanaya

DAVE: possessed jade dont follow me

JADE: i am fine where i am.

DAVE: cool

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #jade harley #karkat vantas #dave strider #roxy lalonde #homestuck^2 act 1 #page 99 #page 100 #page 101 #page 102 #page 103 #page 104 #page 105 #alt calliope

[clearkidhideout]

fucked up kid

pt 2. the bonfire

y/n pov

When the bonfire starts that guy gally starts handing out jars of his "secret drink" i bet you he doesn't even know what it is. when i take a swing of the drink it burns my throat. "bloody hell, what the fuck is that". it tasted good but man did it hurt my throat. soon enough i got used to the taste and was well on my way to get a fourth cup. i stare as i walk watching the other boys including newt dance around the fire. i feel someone walk up next to me it's thomas

"hey thomas"

"hi y/n, how you holding up" he asked shyly

"pretty well actually im not even drunk yet and im on my fourth cup" i say.

He laughs "no actually, how are you i know it's only been a couple of hours but are you ok"

i stare at him "yeah im fine. being surrounded by boys is stressful but it will have to do" i give him a smile just as i feel someone yank me back by the collar of my shirt.

"for fucks sake you peice of shit" i scream at whoever yanked me back. turns out it was gally .

"hey little greenie, its a tradition of ours to fight the new green bean" he smirks at me

i just roll my eyes if he wants to fight we can fight "gally are you sure i dont want to beat your ass infront of these people" i gesture around to the other boys catching newts eyes as he shakes his head at me warning me. what the hell do they not think i can win, well ill show them.

Gally just laughs in my face " aw little girl is too scar-" was all he got out be fore i kicked him in the stomach

"for the fucking last time im not scared i dont care"

he throws me down knocking the wind out of me but not for long because i sock him in the nose just as he explains that he would end me. i hear a satisfying crunch that makes blood shoot out of his nose on to my hand which might i add was a little disgusting.

"Y/N WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO" alby runs over to me and gally yelling

"I DID NOTHING BUT FIGHT HIM CAUSE FOR FUCKS SAKE HE WANTED TO FIGHT AND HE HAD TO BLAB ABOUT BEATING MY ASS LIKE SHUT UP DIPSHIT NO ONE CARES BECAUSE I WON THE FUCKING FIGHT" i yell back

alby just looks at me in disbelief because i guess no one ver talked to him in that way which they should and he called the medjacks to take alby and fix his goddamn nose. then they brought me into this coucling room told me to sit in a chair and proceeded to agree to lock me up in what ever they call is a slammer

"you can't do that i litterally just won a fight and your locking me in a slammer what the hell is a slammer anyway" furious that they would even dare to do that.

newt says "alby she's righ-

"of course i am" i inturupt

he continues like he didn't even hear me "right we cant lock her up in the slammer because she won a fight with gally remeber minho he broke gally's arm and we let him go"

alby turns to newt and sighs pinching his nose "well what do you want me to do"

"well you could um..... you could send someone to supervise her and not let her near gally" he saind blushing a flustered

"supervise me as in babysit" it still made me pissed but ill get what i can take

just then alby looks up sharply"newt who's going to watch her. i know you on top of your job keep an eye on her"

"i have a name you know not just her its y/n and if you cant call me that dont talk" i snap back

alby looks at me "shut up y/n newt take her somewhere else out of my sight"

newts pov

bloody great i got myself into this by suggesting someone to watch her and she's mad

"what do you want"y/n snapped at me "lets go"

she turns and stomps out of the homestead even when she is mad i still think that she looks beautiful

she sits down by a log and looks at me. "am i really scary you have to keep me under your watch"

i sit down next to her " i dont think your scary just tough we need that around here maybe you could help me whip the boys back into shape"

she laughs and i make it my personal goal to make her laugh like that all the time

"you sound just like my mom" she freezes and looks at me and i have a feeling my expression matches her own

"what" i say shocked

she looks at me "what dipshit"

"its just people here dont remember their life before the glade and you do" i question her

"i dont remember anything just the important stuff. like the people i know or things that happened. i dont remember any of their names though and i dont remember what happened or how i got here " she looks at me again this time her voice is laced with a tiny bit of frusteration and confusion

"thats more than most can remember you know what your friends look like i cant even remember what my life was before all this happened" i gesture around the glade

she snorts at me " like i said before newt just important people in my life but they are like blurry pictures and its only glipses here and there, other things im not willing to share are like clear as day, and i remember you" she pauses looking shocked at what she just admitted to me

"you remember me" i ask wanting to know more

"yes, just one memory though when you asked me to come to the bonfire it reminded me of a time when you asked me to come to a party with you" she looked at me shocked again

"well glad to hear that because i think i had the same memory at that time" i smiled at her

"you liked me" she states bluntly

i was surprised "i did"

she looks at me again "damn this drink, i spilled more than i wanted to, to you and it's all because of this mother fucker right here" she shakes the drink and glares down at it which causes me to laugh

y/n pov

"i think im gonna call it a night" i say to newt

he looks at me startled "what"

"it was nice talking to you but today was stressful im tired and would like sleep so newt would you like to walk me to my bed or not" i say

"um ok"

he walks me to my bed and we exchange farewells i might not trust him but i like him enough to call him a nice aquantence

#newt x reader #newt tmr

[kamurocho-lullaby]

So I was planning to go through and pretty this up but I just haven't had the energy so I'm just gonna dump them here.

These are my notes from my first time watching the Yakuza movie!

I've added a cut because they're long. There's typos, they're not edited, it's literally just chaos bullet points but tadaaaah. There's also a lot of cussing, swearing, whatever u call it, so sorry.

Date is just so fuckin done with the Tokyo PD's shit I love him.

Throwing down in a Don Quixote, yes Kiryu.

WAIT IS THIS STARDUST! IS THAT FUCKIN YUYA?! IT IS AND KAZUKI TOO!

Wait who's this little shit bleeding in Kazuki's floor?

Kiryu's fight in the DQ reminds me of that gif of him fucking up a Poppo it's so good.

HOLY SHIT ITS MILENNIUM TOWER! I sure hope that doesn't explode.

HERE HE IS! Mr Tumblr Sexyman himself.

WHY ISNT HE SHIRTLESS COWARDS

I can't get over the fact Majima supposedly reads the financial times

"where's Kiryu?" "Somewhere" "not good enough" *murder*

I love the idea that Majima is at the batting cages so often it's his office. Like he absolutely painted that sign himself what a dork.

This chick is insane and wants to go robbing stores when a Yakuza war is breaking out, side story material

Date is so fuckin done literally said "not my Division"

AAAAAHHHHHH ITS HARUKA!!!!

Kiryu seems a lot colder in this movie than he is in the games idk maybe he'll warm up

Who is this cocktail making silent man I am so confused

Why is Kazuki so hot?!

THEYRE ROBBING A PORK BOWL SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

Majima and crew are goofy as fuck and I really love them literally everyone is scared of them it's fucking hilarious

HE CALLS HIS CREW KIDDIES and then ditches them to get his rocks off in a video store and the guy he beaned with a fuckin baseball in his own crew is like "ILL FOLLOE U TO THE ENDS OF THE ESRTH"

This man is goofy as fuck one second and then breaking fingers and toes to find his boyfriend the next

DUDE HES PAYING THIS KID WITH PAIN WTF I wanna be this kid wtf

Oh fuck he's got a gun, nobody should allow Majima a gun

HIS CREW KNOWS THE DEAL THEY'RE ALL HANDS UP DONT SHOOT ME BOSS I LOVE YOU

Literally the Majima fam have a "oh fuck the boss has got a gun" emergency plan

I just noticed he's wearing a studded belt omg

Kiryu needs more frown lines

OHHHH DADS MEET AGAIN

Haruka got some sass I love her

"don't be corrupting her mind" what the fuck Date he found her like that

Majima was fuckin up Pink Street why didn't he go karaoke

Lol the guy at Ebisu Pawn gives zero shits about being robbed

Kiryu, Haruka and the dog make a cute picture I love it

Fuckin Majima isn't even like looking for intel he's just wandering around shouting about Kiryu-chaaaaaaaan

Lol Kiryu gets a flip phone and it's got a charm on it omg

"over the top shit is his trademark" you don't fuckin say

LOL DATE he's just like Kiryu and Majima are up to shit it's your fuckin problem I'm out "the military won't even save your asses" omg

Don't tell me the fuckin Jingweon are here I don't wanna fuckin deal with thaaaaaaat

"Yokohama's Lau Kalong" WAIT WHAT (having learned more about 7, YES that Lau Kalong apparently the Snake Flower Triad are a bunch of assholes and they're also like everywhere)

Oh fuck this kid's been sent to kill Kyohei Jingu?! no shit of course he has

Oh fuck SERENA I didn't think we'd see that in this movie

Lol Kiryu knows the RGG way, they ain't dead until you see a body and even then cough cough Kashiwagi cough cough

Lol Haruka teaching him to use a cellphone

Majima taking a break from getting his ass kicked by Kiryu to beat up his boys is so fuckin funny

Haruka's just on the sidelines like "these fuckin dumbass boys smh"

I'm sad it's not his lacquered tanto

Yo Kiryu is fuckin merciless what?!

LOL HE JUST FUCKIN DROPPED Kiryu is so done with his dumbass boyfriend flopping on the groud

Lol all the Yakuza in Kamurocho mobilising like the fuckin Avengers

LOL the bank robbers feeding everyone in the bank is just wild I love it, still can't figure out who they are tho (they're side story material)

LOL ALL OF MAJIMAS GUYS CRAMMED IN AN AMBULACE

How is Majima MORE unhinged in this movie than he is in the games

Theatre square! Honestly the shots in this movie are actually pretty good, im surprised

The Jingweon's gun is a monstrosity why the fuck

Is that supposed to be Shimano?

Kazuki getting all intimidating with the weapons dealer do be kinda hot tho why he gotta grab him by his chin like thst

Also why does Kiryu know this guy and why does he know he's a massochist?!

LOL Kiryu protecting Haruka from the creep but like why is she there?!

Kiryu hearing all this shit about his kyoudai and he's just like... Stomping around like a mad man

Wait is Kazuki an imposter yet? (Spoiler alert, probably)

Lol these idiots cleaning up Pink Street like Majima isn't just gonna whirlwind through it again

"Don't fall for hosts, they'll get you in the end" solid advice Kiryu but are u talking from experience or? Like iirc hosts weren't a thing when u went to jail my man.

What the fuck is this dramatic military shit what who is this man?!

FUCKIN MAJIMA IN THE "BATHOUSE"

Kiryu actually trusts Majima to not go after Haruka! And he doesn't! He's actually genuinely not a bad man he's just mad as a bag of cats

Oh that whole Majima and Kiryu not killing people thing is out the window in this movie omg

"Kiryu-chan, you're so cool" Majima says through a mouthful of blood after he's been knocked fuckin cold onto his ass. This man has it so bad I love it

THE MAJIMA PEEPING AROUNF THE HALLWAY SCENE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

Fuckin Majima just pelting Kiryu in the gut with baseballs omg this movie is wild

FUCKIN HIS BAT GOT STUCK IN THE WALL OMG

Dude these guys literally kick the shit out of each other it's vicious I love it

The level of choreographed homoerotic whump in this movie

He just straight up put his foot on his ass

WHAT THE FUCK MAJIMA GET UR DICK OUT OF HIS FACE

SOMEBODY SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

KAZAMA SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

"Fuck you murder dad you shot my boyfriend"

OH THE GANGS ALL HERE ITS DATE

Wait do I get to see Nishiki?!

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NISHIKI LOOK LIKR THST

WILL EVERYONR PLEASE STOP GETTING SHOT!!!!

The fuckin Staminan X and shit in the shop that's so rad, of course Kiryu is like I'll just chug some of this shit and go fuckin kill my bro I'm fine

THE TATTOO THAT WAS A FUCKIN RAD REVEAL

Oh hey it's Zombie Majima

Who allowed a military helicopter into fuckin Kamurocho airspace that's gotta be so illegal what the fuck

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERS I love how they're just laying on the floor with the staff resigned to their shit

Nishiki put the fish away you dumb fuck

Lol Kiryu literally doesn't give a fuck about the Tojo and here's Nishiki making it all about the Tojo like bro wise up Kiryu is done with your shit

Kiryu just stone cold dead until he gets some of that Staminan that's a full triple heat gauge baby the dragon is back omg this movie is the dumbest shit I love it

The fuckin slow mo! 2007 did not deserve this movie

Top ten ways to kill your kyoudai, number 12 will jack your dad!

Wait we're not gonna get Mr "Beautiful Eyes" here are we?

Akiyama come get ur cash!!!!

Moooooom, Millennium Tower blew up again!

Y'know Date is kinda hot...

Suzuki also has no business being that hot

Fuckin Majima's dumbass batting cages sign someone better save his ass I swear to fuck

Fuckin dumbass got shot and he thinks he's got the flu lol

WHY IS THE DOG IN MILENNIUM TOWER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK KIRYU?!

Oh shit there's Kiryu oops guess he's not to blame for the dog

Question, how the fuck they gonna get down from the tower?

Oh my god okay it's done I'll clean this up later (spoiler alert, he did not clean it up later)

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #like a dragon #yakuza spoilers #spoilers #like a dragon 2007 #LAD 2007 #yakuza movie #ratwatchesyakuza #ratpunk posts

[yoonyia]

dying because I thought about miro Jane for 2 seconds and it's so upsetting

it's also very much what orson scott would do and i don't know how to feel about that

like that was my goal

buttttt

Jane is dying because Jane Val can't really hold Jane together that well, Jane is too much that it kinda exhausts the connections pretty quickly, unexpected thing that happens is one of Jane and Miros sons are also dying, and Jane had a strong enough philtonic connection with her kid to become her kid

miro dosent want that because how can I love my child when he now contains the person I called my wife, how can I love you or him the same way, I will lose both of you and have to deal with a stranger that reminds me of all the people I lost, all that could have, should have, been

don't you see what you're doing to me Jane, don't leave me I need you, you can't leave me so soon

and Jane being Jane is like

love me anyways, I'm sorry I only know one love, I dont know the difference between wife and child but I will love you in whatever life I am, ill still be me and I'll be our son too, love me as your wife if you must, love me as your child if you can, or simply just love me if I'm a stranger

I'm sorry I have to leave you, but I cannot give up the human life just for you miro

you mean so much to me but my life means a lot too, I won't leave you miro I love you but let me live on. If not for me then for the sake of faster then light speed travel, or think of it as repayment for giving you back your body, anything to make this ok.

Then miro being miro will be like

Nothing jane, nothing will make this ok, i will look for you everyday, i will hate my child, I will curse him for stealing you away from me and I will destroy myself without you, then i would drive myself insane for hurting you, dont leave me, dont leave me and then start begging at the feet of her bed

then jane will say some sappy stuff she saw online like Good bye my husband, I will love you once more and forever. and then die and then their son would wake up from a coma in perfect health and his 2 older siblings would rejoice and then miro would see Jane die and cry the most depressing cry you've ever heard then proceed to become abusive and hateful and self destructive (like mother like son i guess) and Jane son (I don't have a name for miroane children yet sorry) would just watch being really sad and act sometimes like a child and sometimes like Jane and most people would be like "oh he's so much like his mom" and miro would be absolutely livid

I dont know man thoughts

also ignore the bad writing I genuinely do not have the mental capabilities to make it good right now (or ever, really)

also more about Jack the fish

he can't die

well he can but it's the "dosent die unless killed" thing

so he's just kinda chilling seeing everyone go through horrible horrible situations (he also speaks for Peter 2s and si wang mus death if that means anything)

there's this story idea I had of a world 2000 years FURTHER into the future of Jack chilling on this almost eternally autumn planet and then meeting one of Jane's or enders or even beans descendants and then taking her on a joy ride across colonies then trapping her on an ocean planet (his home planet) because he just kinda forgot about her

he didn't mean to trap her he just forgot and ruined this poor girls life

I'm thinking of there being an ending of all the fishes slowly dying out on his home planet and Jack just getting the whole of the fish aiua in his body alone making him have a full consciousness and not like, 1/324th of one. and that whole aiua being shoved into this one human body messes with him and sends him into either insanity or really really bad depression. And he's less "oh yea this is how humans are supposed to act, mhm yes definitely" (proceeds to be a pretty convincing human) and more "yea I'm a bunch of fish in a human fleshcoat and I have to deal with that, yea I'm weird I can't really do anything about it sorry"

so he chases down jane (who's currently now some Latino lady in her late 30s) and talks to her and makes her upset because he's being a real big bummer right now, like dude you ok

and then he goes to the lustainia and sees the piggies and the hivequeen and they talk about him technically being an alien just like them and that he should get a book too and it's upsetting that ender is dead and isn't there to write it

then he says something like "well jane didn't a book either, you 2 were lucky" and they just all kinda sit together in the now more genetically diverse lustania and then he gets a call from the kid and she's not a kid anymore she's like 70+ and dying and she just wants to leave for gods sake so he brings her to lustaina while she's dying and let's her die in his arms or something and he lies there next to what used to be where rooter was, and just quietly sing or hum or something and all the aliens that exist (cause jane is in the trees remember) all sing a chorus and it kinda ends there

I dont know what to do with the ending it's just kinda there

I dont mind it that much but I will probably change it

enderverse brainrot is real and its not fun

also what are your thoughts about bean body dysmorphia

also also I really wanna talk about Achilles but the other one

what is his name? Arkansas?

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WROTE BUT THATS HILARIOUS

anyways I love him, I remember I loved him

need more that dude

anyways gonna draw for Palestine now good bye

#enders game #ender’s game

[star-vibing-prompts]

Random shit I had or others had said as prompts.

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions of sus, dark humor(probably), dark themes(also probably), Sensitive topics

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"Motherfucker is high on cat nip at the top."

"Imma just kick this fish then-"

"Let me sleep with you!"

"STOP CREAMING YOURSELF"

"Let me throw your child!"

"I smacked a bad guy's booty."

"That was a good ass slap!"

"Give me all these delicious batteries!"

"Everybody died in this family!"

"I JUST SHOT HER BODY WITH MY GUN-"

"I DIDNT EVEN KNOW I HAD BALLS STILL!"

"I got stuff on my neck!"

"Be honest, am I hot?" "I'M GAY-"

"IMMA WHIP OUT MY BEANS ESSAY"

"Not the duckussy"

"Already sus gonna hide in the ooc"

"Okay I got my happiness, bye"

"I like me some Among Us"

"Can someone hold me please"

"[Name] stop searching. I wanna search something up to on him!"

"IS HE WRITING A FANFIC OML"

"I KNOW BUT WHEN I LAUGH I SOMEHOW CHOKE ACK-"

"You're more grosser than I am."

"Ohh~ Hee got the rizz~"

"OKAY BACK TO CRYING"

"I love dying screaming"

"IM CRYING WHAT DID WE JUST WALK IN ON???"

"I will slap myself if I say something sus"

"Let her scream lmao."

"Being force to talk by a 14 year old"

"Such a beautiful break up"

"STOP RIZZING ME"

"Anyway does anyone want to get slap by me?"

"Damn she hot"

"THE FUCK WOMAN???"

"DAMN I AM A LONELY BITCH"

"Actually *SHITTING* himself would be pooping. *PISSING* himself would be peeing."

"Why did you eat mah stick?"

"STOP EATING POOP???? WHOS POOP EVEN IS THAT???"

"I- Wha- ho- ...MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THISI-"

"I think u just pissed him up even more"

"And why are you creaming [Name]?" "Damn tell me how you really feel about the cream jesus"

"One of them is: What the fuck is going on at this point and why am I still here for it?"

"I just love killing people!"

"I want to fuck Optimus Prime."

"Allergies are kicking me ass"

"I would've given you some but you didn't talk fast enough /j"

"[NAME] PLEASE I BE SILLY"

"I SWEAR ON [NAME] IT AINT ME"

"Why is [Name] robbing [Name2]"

"Enjoy your last peaceful moments"

"You were the chosen one"

"Then speak it"

"And [Name] just set himself on fire"

"I feel like I am being judged now,,,,,bye." *disappears*

"The shame has already been done there is no going back"

"My mom used to buy me robux before she mcfucking died"

"I BROKE MY STICK"

"THEY DONT KNOW WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS"

"My gaydar told me"

"What the fuck are smiley fries."

"Rice with beef broth because we have no chicken"

"Anime cat girls are canon within Spongebob now."

"The Cat Has Ingested The Wall"

"Split dat chicken wingg"

"Oeuur... digs chicken wing out of the carpet"

SHRIEKS AND BREAKS IN THROUGH A WINDOW

"They have been bestowed the name [New name]"

"I love the fumbling with the remote"

"Literally vibrating in my chair, I’m really excited for the game"

"That's so sad imagine someone hated you so much they wouldn't even spend more than 5 bucks to hire a hitman"

"Bro's gonna be willing to die after that"

"FLOOFY AND GOOBER"

"I wanna invite them for tea and crumpets

The best type of relationship"

"ILL FORFEIT ALL MY LEGAL POSSESSIONS TO HIM"

"Like damn dude you don't need THAT much eye liner"

"This is so emo"

"My dude needs to look fabulous"

"WHAT A GOOBER ! FOOLISH LITTLE FELLOW"

"OMG ITS MY KID"

"LIL GUY IS SPEEDY ASF"

"They got a little too silly"

"ITTY BITTY"

"They just need to put some ice on it"

"Aww noo they spilled the cranberry juice" :(

#star prompts #vibe prompts #writing prompts #creative writing #creative prompts #dialogue prompts #imagine your otp #otp prompts #imagine your ocs #funny prompts #comedy #tw swearing #tw sus #Yes i can be sus lmao #prompt list #prompt list friday #tw dark themes #probably #tw dark humor #tw sensitive content #sensitive topics

[smolcuriouskitten]

"Denton! Come hither, we must finish dinner!" Amara called for her son, waiting by their cottage door. It was another night her son didnt come running fast enough, teenagers will be teenagers after all. "Dont be dizzy dear, hes out with those...ruffians." Diminicus responds, gently pulling her back inside and shutting the door. "He will join when he can. The years are catching up to him, you must remember he isnt our kid anymore." He reassures and she looks over at him confused.

"But why must he be so daft? Not consider our feelings? Its always such selfish nature with him, imagine how his wife will feel if he can stop moving about so freely for one!" She fusses and Diminicus shushes her with a kiss to the forehead. "Gives us more time for solitude. You must remember with him not being home...We have much more time for each other." He teases and just like that, Denton was an afterthought in both of his parents mind.

"Such a dolt! Waving his riches in front of us as if we are just as crow as he!" A kid yells at Denton, making him roll his eyes and wave him off. "You consider cleanliness to be a sign of wealth? How your parents must be proud of you for not going to the creek to wash. Take a gob of soap and a rag the next time you depart your home." Denton responds, annoyed at being considered an outcast.

The year was 1644 and Denton just turned 21. It was a year after the English Civil war and he had to stay with his parents for a bit to get back onto his feet. He disliked it though, having departed their home when he was 18 for war. The experience was traumatic and caused him to grow a phobia of being filthy. Even if he wasnt alive for the plague, he would be damned if he was going to be a casualty in it. Gods, people lived as if living in filth and squalor was a normal occurance.

Looking at his pocket watch, he curses and heads home to greet his family for dinner. He was bickering with his mates for too long and lost track of time. Passing by a creek, he notices a body face down in the water. This would be a normal occurance except for the clothes they was wearing. They didnt look to be of a material he recognized, his mother being a seamstress so he had some knowledge of fabric.

They were wearing silk. He never seen silk before, no one within his town had it and traveling was still limited due to the world. What the hell is going on? He rushes over. "Are you okay?!" He calls with no response, which causes a silent curse from him as he had to get wet to retrieve them. He hated getting dirty but this was a good reason even if he can already hear his mothers scoldings.

He didnt want to risk not saving a life and living with that for the rest of his days. He drops his things and dives in to save them, grabbing them, swimming them back to dry land, which he could feel their chest still moving. "I got you...I got you. Come on stay with me." He began to do heart compressions, giving them mouth to mouth. In that moment he didnt care who seen him, even if it was looked down at the time to do such a thing with a man.

Wait...This isnt a man. Long hair, breasts, feminine features. A woman. A strange woman wearing a silk dress but he was too focused on reviving them, gender didnt matter. After a few minutes, he stopped upon the person sitting up and spitting water out. A wheeze left their mouth as they laid back on the ground. Denton looked down at them, out of breath himself. "If I didnt know any better, I would think you were trying to steal my lungs in order to save your hide." He teases, patting his chest.

"Did....Did I die and go to heaven?" The person asks, sitting up holding their head. At that moment, Denton realized what the person was. It was a woman. A beautiful one at that. Hair black, curls all throughout, covering her back like the finest fabric. Her skin was the color of the sunset, her skin seeming to absorb the light effortlessly. Her eyes were just as brown as a cocoa bean and lips the size of a small saucer. He looked at her with a flustered gaze and chuckles shyly. "If you died, that means I failed the job of saving you." He responds, sputtering over his words.

The woman looked over at him, smiling at his flustered nature. "You are quite charming. Whats my hero's name?" She responds, Denton finding it difficult to even piece a sentence together. God, he thought he had crushes before but she gave them a run for their money. Without a word, he covers her with his jacket, helping her off the ground. "Well...since I get my hero's name...My name is Renia. I hope your kindness extends further than covering me in your jacket. I am a bit famished.." She comments, which he nods, still not looking at her. He doesnt even know if he could.

"Denton is...is my name. I can lead you to my home, apologies for not having anything dry to give you. We need to get you in front of a fire." He keeps his gaze anywhere other than at this woman. Nothing he could help, female attention wasnt something he got very often on account of his long hair and deep voice. It either scared someone when he had his back turned to them or his voice echoing along the small walls of rooms made people rumble with fear.

"Pleasure to meet you Denton. May I be straight with you for a moment?" Renia asks and stops, making Denton stop with her. He was still looking over her head, refusing to make eye contact. "Yes?" He responds and Renia reaches up to take the hat from his head and put it on hers. "I'm not of this world. I would hate for us to be burned at the stake for....other worldly features." She teases and he looks at her as if she has 4 eyes.

"Eh?" He asks, confused then she lifts up the hat which exposes the cat ears on her head which he freezes and looks at her with eyes as big as saucers. "I come in peace. My ship just crashed here. Keep this between us, I will give this back before I return home." She winks in response, starting to walk ahead of him, leaving him behind with his jaw to the floor. Leave it to you Denton, you always get the weird situations.

A thick layer of smoke filled the air as they were closer to his home. Denton tried to keep conversation but as soon as he looked over at her, he was stuttering and stumbling over his words. It seemed as if her eyes sparkled when he looked at her, putting her deeper under his spell. He pauses when they get closer to his home, looking over the horizon. "What in the gods..?" Denton interrupts Renia midsentence, not quite spotting his home yet.

"What is it?"

"My home." He responds breathlessly, sprinting ahead, which Renia quickly follows behind him, getting that feeling in the pit of her stomach. Oh no. "MOTHER! FATHER! Oh gods!" He sees his home engulfed in flames and immediately drops to his knees.

Renia scrambles to look around the rubble, wanting to find some resemblance of life. Then a flaming bottle was thrown over in their direction and Renia screams, quickly hopping on top of Denton, covering him in a protective bubble. "WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU-?!" He screams until the bottle explodes, raining flames above them. They went untouched, the flames dissipating as soon as they sat on the purple protective bubble.

Denton looked stunned but looked at Renia with admiration. "I suppose you arent of this world. We...We need to get put of here." He calms down, picking Renia up and sprinting to safety. The clambering noise of horses and yelling began to fill the air, Denton's legs carrying them to an area out of sight and he delicately places Renia on the ground. They waited for the noises of horses and yelling to subside, Denton clutching his heart with a groan. "My parents...My family...Those mealey-mouthed bastards!" He sobs, Renia sitting up and looking around. "I must have landed in Liverpool..." She mumbles, gently clutching his fist.

"Denton." She gently calls and he looks over at her, both of her hands holding his face. "You saved my life...I want...I want to give you something. Something that will help you get revenge and much more of this world. Do you wish to have it?" She asks, Denton crumbling in her hands, tears running down to her hands. "I want to kill all of them...All of them who caused me this pain. They deserve to pay." He sobs and Renia nods.

"Your wish...is granted." She mused, kissing his forehead. His fate was sealed after that day. Immortality was his from that day on.

#i think too much; {drabbles} #daddy? no death is in the building; {event} #dancing to the tune of my own music; {Renia} #{btw Denton is Death *jazz hands* This is his origin story.}

[gachastranjr]

SPOILERS Sumeru Archon Quest and Tighnari's Quest

Warnings: Spoilers, Cursing and LONG LONG Rant

First off, I really love Sumeru. The music is amazing and the colors are so nice to look at. Still so many tall climb but that's nothing new. Also, there's lots of mushrooms.

Collei is precious. She's such a sweet girl and I have yet to read the manga but Dottore is such a hoe. How dare he touch a precious bean. Her reaction to Paimon just jokingly attack her is so sad and her being sickly as well. Honestlyyyy, too many good characters and she's the first of many in Sumeru.

I'll save Tighnari for later. For now, I'm going to talk about Dori. She is shorter/younger than what I expected lol. I thought she was going to have the female "teen" size. Also having seen a lot of the other characters, I'm more torn on who I want. I still like Dori but my eyes are shifting to different characters.

Al Haitham, what the fuck you up to? Breaking agreements that's enough to earn the wrath of the rock, if Zhongli were the traveler. This man's I want now more that I saw how he look in the game. He's giving me the feelings I had when I pulled on Ayato's banner. Ngl tho, being the only character that's entirely affiliated with the Akademiya is also giving him the untrustworthy guy vibes like Tartaglia.

Dehya and Nilou, both of them I can't shake of the thoughts that they could like Dunyarzad more than a friend. Dehya's design I stared for a while before concluding that those "ears" are just her hair shaped like it much like Keqing's. Ngl, I wasn't able to pay attention much to Nilou other than the scenes of her with Dunyarzad so idk what else to think about her yet.

For Nahida/Kusanali, Sumeru doesn't deserve her or at least the sages and certain people don't. She's such a sweet and good archon. She's been around for 500 or so years and she's just been in house arrest the entire time? She's literally the nature god but isnt even allowed to be in nature.

In regards to that, I can see the Sumeru's issue is because they've yet to accept that Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is long dead and hinders letting Lesser Lord Kusanali be the "proper" archon of Sumeru. Ykno? It's something sort of similar to Liyue's issue. Sort of.

Now the Sabzerus festival, holy shit. It's inception. Well, it's really not but it was what I was saying the entire time during it lol. But the dream thing, caught me off guard cuz I never would have thought that figments of imagination when you sleep can be connected to wisdom. It's kind of smart. I like it lots.

I loved Paimon a lot more during the bit where Traveler had to leave Paimon within the wall. I dont get people who don't like Paimon. They're the best emergency food travel companion in all of Teyvat. I love it when Paimon and Traveler banter. Like in the new Voice-overs. Speaking of, Traveler having a bit more lines in during that quest made me so happy.

The jebait on Dunyarzad holy crap. Tho ngl I would be ok with her just also having died during that for the angst but the current outcome is great as well.

Again with the cutscenes. It so beautiful. What I loved the most is seeing Dunyarzad when we thought she was dead get to see the dance. The dance itself was beautiful but that scene of like being able to fulfill her dying wish was just so nice to like see and gave me like a peace of mind. Nilou dancing was indeed gracful and the effects were also a nice addition but story wise I just loved seeing the Dunyarzad bit more.

Then we have the Katheryne being a puppet reveal which was sort of expected but I never have realized or remember that she was made in Snezhnaya. That small bit surprised me. Like maybe... a spy?? Its just a thought.

Now, I can get to Tighnari and he's quest. He's somewhat a merge of Heizou and Albedo. Obviously he's his own person but for comparison ykno. I like Tighnari. He's like "I don't care if you eat that mushroom. Go ahead try it. I do have a medicine for it but I want you to learn the consequences of your actions first." He's unexpectedly more stern and collected than expected but it makes it more satisfying when he becomes soft with Collei or frustrated with the Akademiya.

In the quest, I liked him even more. I love that he's aware of how Traveler wanders off out of the mission a lot. Him calling out to me when I was about to go wander off instead of setting up camp is gold to me and also him going "You're still awake" or "You’re still here" when I try to chat with him is so good. It's not some dialogue of him describing what he plans to do but just him lowkey shooing me. Also never thought I would want a mechanical crab as a pet but here we are. The thing with Karkata is so simple and yet it was so well done anyway. I would have loved to hear more of Tighnari's time at the Akademiya though. Actually most of the characters, I would love to have to see their Act 2 in the Story Quests. Anyway, I'll be waiting for Tighnari in the standard banner so I can save the intertwined fates for the limited characters like Nahida, Al Haitham, Dori and Cyno.

Hi to those who read through the entire rant. Best of luck on your wishing.

#genshin impact #genshin spoilers #genshin collei #genshin dori #genshin alhaitham #genshin dehya #genshin nilou #genshin npc #genshin nahida #genshin kusanali #genshin paimon #genshin traveler #genshin aether #genshin lumine #genshin tighnari #long ass genshin rant #these characters are literally too good #i want to listen to their voiceovers in game

[evansblues]

No anon, I want him to say her name and I want him to say he loves her and stopped his advocacy because she doesn’t like it. Cowardice doesn’t fly with me. I’ve said no to a lot of thing in life and been punished for it. He’s not above that.

No one said he was above anything. But I was thinking/speaking of the fandom. It really is a repeated pattern, fandom will talk about it and then it happens. And then they will be upset or question why he said her name for a whole week. Why speak it into existence and then be mad about.

But Why do you what that if its not true? How does it make it cowardice to find a way to do a job that you hate the best way you can? people do jobs they hate everyday, they keep their heads down and get the job done. are all those people cowards?(These are Rhetorical I don't need An answer)

We dont Know what he has said NO to but I think the Marriage thing wasnt apart of the contract at the beginning. I believe that came in around January. Can't prove that but that's a feeling I got. So this is gonna play out and he has and going to tread through it.

I'm sure those things you said no and got punished for are big in your life but we can not say exactly what is the punishment for him and how big. You all think him saying NO now or last month is the right time( and it probably was) but maybe to him it isnt or he can just yet. It has to click within him. He's not gonna move on you guys Schedule, he's not going to spill the beans like you all want to get out of this. Will it be nice? Yes but you knows he has that thing you all like to talk about FREE WILL. when he's ready he will do it

we can see this differently because we all have Different life Experiences. have a wonderful day or night Blue and others Anons

There is a very big difference between doing a job that you don’t like and compromising your integrity. This man was a voice for social justice. He represented it. He played a character that embodied it, he was a face and a voice for people who needed one. It matters when people speak out, even if that’s all they do, and it matters when people are silent. To pretend like this is just a work choice completely degrades and reduces the ideologies of advocacy and the things that he spoke out against to lip service. This isn’t about him doing work. This isn’t about his personal life. This is about his ideologies. If you haven’t visited the tag recently, there are a lot of people that have come out of the woodwork since this relationship was announced that now think he’s a cudgel to be used against those who have an issue with racism. Now you can’t have a problem with it because he doesn’t. “If he doesn’t have a problem with it, how dare you?” Because I’m a free thinker, loser. They think he’s one of them now. The man we all knew before would never have let that happen and would have spoken out against it. The fact that people pretend it’s something else mundane, like people being bitchy he’s dating, means you either don’t get it or you don’t have a problem with his voice against prejudice being snuffed out for “work”. If you were vocal against racism and your work asked you to stop because it was making them look bad, would you?

[charmixpower]

Thinking about when the girls get their magic revoked in s1 and I thought it was weird that they barely had a reaction to that? You'd think losing what's essentially a limb or a sense would fucking be traumatizing as hell?? (Which is why I hc in s1 Faragona stopped them from externalizing their magic, instead of taking it away). I wanted to rank them by how well they'd handle losing their magic for an amount of time, with bonus notes on if they could handle fighting:

Bloom: Upset but generally unbothered. Lived without magic for years, she'll survive. She's mostly upset because of how hard she fought for her powers and her place within the magical world, only to get her powers taken.....she's big fucking annoyed and very agressive about trying to get her magic back. Not completely useless in a fight without magic, see Bloom's willingness to tackle someone, but isn't super helpful

Aisha: Fine. Most of her hobbies and things she enjoys dont involve using her magic and she's not relying on it for chores or anything, so Aisha gets by fine while they try to get their magic back. Also not useless in a fight! Has been using morphix staffs for a while and is pretty muscular from all of the dancing and rock climbing she does. Can hit very hard

Musa: Isn't fucking doing to well but deals with it. Her connection from music being revoked is...painful for her to say the least but she can handle day to day life without her magic. It just makes her feel emotionally naked. Probably spends a lot of her time forlornly listing to music she can't feel anymore. She's pretty useless in a fight. Musa is pretty muscular in the arms from playing instruments and she has to have a lot of core and arm strength to pull off those Believix dance moves but she's never held a weapon before. Give her a sword and a week and she'll become useful but at first she can't do shit

Stella: Not fucking doing too good. Stella very heavily relies on her magic from day to day for chores and basically everything and now that that's gone she's fucking suffering. She has never cleaned with her bare hands (as s1 shows) and she hates it she hates it so much. Stella has technical combat training from using her scepter. The fact that Stella will bitch about having to fight without magic near constantly won't actually stop her from biting someone then caving their skull in with her big stick with a circle on the end of it

Flora: Her connection to her plants is gone and Flora is maybe having a little mental break down. And by a little I mean a lottle. She is not fucking doing ok with out her connection to her plants. She can get by well enough without magic but the emotional distress makes her damn near catatonic. Completely useless in a fight without magic, someone please protect her I am very worried

Tecna: I hc that Tecna is always mentally connected to the internet and this connection is why she's like that™, so uh she's doing the worst?? Flora's connection to her plants is external enough, it doesn't affect her very literally. Tecna on the other hand is um going the fuck though it because her whole way of functioning is based around always being hooked up to the internet via her Tecno magic. You've unplugged the poor girl and now she doesn't know what the fuck to do with herself. Tecna looks like a bean pole to me and her karate screams "I saw this in an anime", but even if she did know real karate she'd be more useless than Flora for the sheer fact that she's fucking out of it with her connection gone. On top of that Tecna is even more reliant on her magic to do day to day chores. 404 Tecna literally fucking broke, someone please get her a Google eye glass or something before she panics any more

#winx club #winx musa #winx stella #winx bloom #winx layla #winx aisha #winx flora #winx tecna #winx headcanons #rus chatters

[mayordoi]

PLEASE tell me about your Robin headcanons, I'm so curious now.

oh beans i didn't expect a response to my meme! (i mean, it has happened before but my answer was a bit undercooked) normally i'd say my headcanons are cringe and try not to talk about them but THIS TIME i am excited to indulge, mainly to have them written down on my art page :> this may end up being a long boy answer lol

(as a brief preamble, i've pretty much been building off of these robin headcanons since like, middle school or so (at least 5 years) for my smash fanfiction. while the amount of Stuff i've imagined for them might make them a bit different from their original characters, the context of awakening is what prevents me from turning them into full-on oc's)

anyway. i'm not responsible for any damages this may induce. the actual hcs will be under the cut

Both of them

so to start out, both the female and male variants are separate entities rather than like, alternate dimension counterparts. in fact, they're siblings (reeaally starting a bit out there i know). for reference, the girl (younger of the two) is named reflect (a misreading of the japanese name i grew attached to. it is what it is) while the boy is just robin. this is why i usually try drawing them with different clothes so they don't look like clones of each other lol. i like to think some aspects like the shirt and the black robe and tall brown boots are staples of the "tactician" uniform to explain any similarities.

neither have amnesia (since i just.. don't like the trope that much + i wanted to have them remember and reflect on their upbringing y'know). robin is actually a regular, normal blooded dude (which is why i don't really depict him in an evil grima-possessed form). reflect on the other hand did have grima's blood, which tipped off the grimleal in hopes to resurrect grima. however, much like the original awakening story, reflect's mama took her away out of fear of what the grimleal would do to her in pursuit of their goals. due to circumstances that i haven't fully figured out yet, robin was left behind and was raised by daddy dearest validar. reflect was raised by her mama and unaware of the grimleal or that she even had a brother/father at all.

a fairly old but still good ref of their differences. i definitely took a lot of liberties with reflect obviously (i REALLLLY like robin's original design, main reason why i got so attached to the character, so i kept it pretty true to the original with some details i dont like redrawing sanded off). a lot of design elements developed over the years and came from various sources.

(strap thingies on the side were based on cipher art, stockings are based on heroes art of f!morgan, cloak is partially inspired by the grandmaster design (albeit heavily simplified), shorts... i just thought looked cool, blah blah)

ok enough rambling, time to ramble about them individually

Robin

if it wasn't clear by how i'd often draw robin with a tired/exhausted look on his face, he isn't exactly the most high-energy guy :p he's jaded and sometimes a bit of an asshole to people he doesn't know. pretty unapproachable generally. i hope the fact he was raised by validar would explain why. i imagine validar was particularly bitter about the grima vessel slipping out of his grasp and took some of that out on his remaining child.

his strict upbringing helped him become very proficient in tactics and magic as expected... but also a bit reclusive and not much of a people person. he'd travel around after being sick of validar's shit, which is how he crosses paths with chrom. chrom basically takes him in and lets him work as a tactician for the shepherds, which is an act that causes robin to become very attached and loyal to chrom. i'd say he's an established member for a few years before the events of awakening.

he's kind of unathletic (very skinny bastard) and probably has redditor posture (inspired by how slow of a runner he is in smash bros). magic is much more his "asset" ;) his sword game is mid if he's not wielding the levin sword.

he remains single to the end of awakening's campaign, but historians note he was "really good friends" with chrom (he is attracted to men lol. specifically chrom. but then chrom gets married which complicates things 🥴).

Reflect

in comparison to her male counterpart, she's much more free-spirited and bubbly. she's chill and great at making friends, a bit more accurate to the original. she was also raised to be a tactician, though she is comparatively still a novice. still, she's a quick and enthusiastic learner. i also imagine her to be kind of a risky thrill-seeker.

when she leaves her small community to explore the world, she comes across the burning village in awakening's first chapter, which is how she crosses paths with chrom. she joins his gang to further her learning as a tactician and to make some friends yeeaa!! (i haven't written as much about her as i make mrobin 😛)

she later marries chrom and becomes the mother of lucina.

I sometimes draw her with red hair tied in a black bow-- that's related to some non-fe fanfic stuff that is too convoluted and cringe for this already lengthy and cringe post. but it's an alternate look for her i think is kind of cute 😊

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hopefully that's a sufficient enough answer, my brain always gets really scattered whenever i have to elaborate my robin hcs to someone else. i get a bit self-concious about them because i think i'm so far off-base with their original characters (but can't oc-ify them with some elements being based in the world/story of awakening) that i'll become like. public enemy of the greater robin community. but i know that's a bit ridiculous, so i let loose here as a means to get these many thoughts somewhere on my art page as a reference for when i draw these fellas in the future :)

there's also the separate tangent of their offspring, the morgans (or morgan being the girl, and marc being the boy) but this post is long enough as is so i'll just leave it there :,)

#not art #asks #fe #fire emblem #fe awakening #fire emblem awakening #robin #m!robin #f!robin #robin fire emblem #will tag the robin/fe tags for page organization since this post is a little old now #hope this doesnt fall in the wrong hands haha

[erosofthepen]

i dont have any specific requests but just. Kili. thoughts on Kili.

i have so many thoughts on kili you came to the right person

things i hc abt kili:

-he has a journal he writes in religiously. its all poetry and random thoughts and pressed flowers or other flora he's found that catches his eye. he doodles pretty things in it as well, from crystal caves to the fire of the forge.

-mans is a hopeless romantic. all he wants is an epic beautiful story-for-the-ages whirlwind romance that is fueled by passion and love. and whilst his romances might not always work out the way his 200k fanfic he wrote in his teens did, he never gives them up and relishes each experience. Even bad romances fuel his poetry writing at least. And with his One, when he finally meets them, he does all the simp-worthy romantic shit, from picking bouquets to opening doors.

-drawing from the poetry, kili is incredibly intelligent, at least literature-wise. dont get me wrong, mans is a dumbass and a himbo, but he could talk for hours on end on how the structure of a syllable scheme can make or break a poem. he's very well versed in symbolism and dwarven mythology and lore, and, next to ori, is the best person able to understand and find the deeper meaning in different works, and discuss them thoroughly.

-kili honestly isn't the best in the forges. he does alright, but his skill is comparable to an average human blacksmith. his real talent in metalworking comes to the details. like carving dozens of intricate lines into a single ring, or carving a whole battle scene on the inside of a bracelet. it's a skill he is very proud of, even if he can't even forge a good knife.

-mama's boy. i feel like thorin kind overlooked kili a lot growing up, his focus was on fili, being the heir and all, so kili didn't have a super strong adult male figure in his life. he had his mom, which is arguably better for him. like he'd spend all day helping dis in her shop or at her trade, and just chilling with his amad.

-he knows how to cook. like dis probs taught him, needed at least one son capable of creating edible food (she gave up with fili, who took after thorin in this way), and by god kili learned fast. he knows what he's doing in the kitchen. he is this whole video.

-i also think kili would be the type of dwarf to collect shineys. like crystals and fun rocks and bits of jewelry. he has corvid like tendencies and has pouches and boxes full of his collections.

-mans is deeply insecure. this hc is pretty popular, but like with no beard and being the dwarf version of a tall lanky string bean, he has body image issues. he doesn't have a lot of problems with confidence, like fake it till you make it vibes, but when it comes down to him and his One, he needs validation. he needs to know that he is the prettiest boy. just needs reminding and loving.

-coming from the insecure place, i believe later in life kili has a huge glow up. to quote my dear friend @cutie-cutter, "he's a late bloomer, but by god he blooms". like maybe in his 90s all of a sudden he fills out a lot, some nice body fat over all that muscle, and then starts growing a really nice beard. like it ain't super long but its thick and lush and ideal for braiding. he is the prettiest boy.

-kili is also the ultimate wingman. like when he's younger he doesn't have the looks but he has the game with his words alone. with fili its the opposite, fili's like mr. knightly in the sense of "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more", he ain't good with all the cute romantic shit. but kili helps him by writing poems and teaching him lines at the small price of taking his dessert for a week.

-(kinda nsfw?) while young and still escorting merchants with fili, i feel like kili def. got himself some fun nights at brothels. like he'd be more than willing to spend all his earnings in one night for some... special treatment. I also hc that kili didn't really get with women a lot when a younger adult, mostly men, bcs mans has daddy issues like you wont believe. the bisexual also probs thinks his chances with women are low anyways, since women in dwarven culture can be picky and usually go for ones with looks, or at least a full beard.

-(nsfwish) also going back to his journal, he also has a hell of a lot of erotic poetry in there. he'll spend stanzas describing sensations and the aesthetics of a particularly steamy night, and if someone catches his eye he could go on and on about them. absolutely no one is allowed to see his journal besides him (thorin found it once and just sighed in disappointment and wishing he had bleach before closing it and never bringing it up), and it is kept out of sight at all times. it would be very interesting for his One to find it though, and all the different scenarios that could play out...

that's all for now, thank you for this ask!! love talking about this bisexual whore of a man.

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