#and the most fucked up thing? i really miss having a dog. i miss mabel most of all though. but i can’t shake the idea that getting a new dog

[goldenchan-fx2thepeacock]

Don’t Go Running Off Into Danger, Even If I Do pt 2

So, I have no clue what a publishing schedule is. So here, have more of this dumb fic at 11 pm. FUCK SLEEP! SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!

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Chapter 2

Danny and Jazz managed to finish just in time to put everything away before their parents got home. He’d actually managed to have a ghost free night. But the peace wasn’t going to last. And this wasn’t about ghosts. He got slammed into his locker.  “Hey look, it’s Fenturd. What’s with the dumb picture of Phantom? You’ll never be on his level,” Dash said and laughter broke out. Danny groaned. At least they didn’t know he was trans. He’d be beaten twice as much if they knew. The locker door closed and locked.  “Seriously Dash? I have to get to class!” He yelled through the metal.  “Whatever Fentina. No one cares! Oh hey, it’s fresh meat!” Dash went away from Danny’s locker. Danny had found out a way to make it so he could open his locker from the inside without it being outerwardly compromised. He jumped out. It was those kids from last night.  “Leave them alone Dash. They haven’t even been here for a day yet. The rules are that newbies get a probation period,” Danny crossed his arms.  “I don’t know Fentoenail. Would you like to take their beating?” Dash mocked him. Danny sighed. He’d have to do this.  “Any day,” 

Danny regretted everything. Dash had hit him twice as hard as normal and his locker trick wasn’t working. Everything hurt. He was going to miss Lancer’s class. At least his ghost sense wasn’t going off or something. Lancer wouldn’t miss him. Suddenly, his locker opened and he tumbled out. He yelped. “Are you okay?” The girl twin said.  “No worse than what I’m used to,” Danny brushed himself off.  “You didn’t have to do that,” The boy twin told Danny. “Yeah, I kinda did. The probation period is sacred. Dash knows that,” “Probation period?” The boy said. “A rule we made up last year. If Dash really wants to break it, I take the beating instead. Fenton gets to take the beating so the new kids don’t have to,”  “That’s not fair. You should report him,” “Nah, he threw like four perfect throws last night and is exempt from punishment,”  “Football?” The boy gave Danny a knowing look.  “Danielle- I mean Daniel Fenton to the main office,” The loud speaker said. “Oh come on! At least it was probably just a misread,” Danny was fuming. The beating plus being deadnamed was getting on his nerves. “We have to head there too,” The girl said. Danny shrugged and let them follow him.

Lancer called them all in at once. “Sup Lancer. Can I help you?” Danny leaned against the wall. “Mr Fenton. You and I both know that you need to show me more respect. W-what happened to you?” Lancer looked up from his papers. “Just a certain football star. Nothing I can’t handle. He broke the probation period,” “That’s a rule between students. I have no need to enforce it,” Lancer sighed. “I have no clue why you of all people were chosen for this, but you are too be Mr and Ms Pines guide around the school,” “Jazz not good enough for you? Had to pick the ‘slacker’ Fenton?” “Daniel, mind your tone. Jazz is our top student,”  “We all know I’m destined to fail in life. Can I get their timetables?” “Yes of course. Listen Danny, both you and I know you’re capable of better grades. I don’t understand why you don’t try,” Danny wasn’t in the mood for Lancer’s pep talks.  “I’ve got more important things to worry about,” Danny grabbed the papers and stalked off with the Pines Twins on his heels.  “Why didn’t he do anything about Dash?” the boy asked. “He has no reason to. Not like I’m about to ask,” Danny handed them their timetables. He’d seen that the girl was named Mabel and the boy Mason. “We’ll start with your classes Mason,”  “I prefer Dipper,” “I’m not calling you by a dumb nickname. Let’s go,” Danny growled.

Just as he was about to lead Mason to his first class, a royal pain in his ass showed up. “Daniel! I require your assistance, little badger,” “It’s bound to be another plan to get in my mom’s pants. Go away,”  “Now, don’t be like that. I’m the mayor after all. You should be honored,” “Plasmius, shut your goddamn mouth. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck,” Danny said so that only Vlad could hear.  “Well, something’s got you in a tizzy. I’ll ask later. I should tell you though, it’s about Danielle,” “What did you do to Dani?” Fury. Wait, he had to get the kids to class.  “Nothing. It wasn’t me. You should ask your ghost hunter girlfriend,” Vlad grinned. Fucking Valerie.  “Come on kids. You’ve got to get to class,” Danny ignored Plasmius. Valerie was going to die. 

At lunch, he purposefully turned into Phantom and waited for Valerie on top of the school. She took no time at all. “What. Did. You. Do. To. Dani,” He glared at her.  “I didn’t do anything to her! You’re going down ghost!” “Am I really?” Danny was pissed. She wasn’t getting any mercy today. He teleported behind her.  “What the... HOW?” “Where is she?!” He growled. “What do you care? She’s always off on her own,”  “Does it look like I care Valerie?!”  “How did you know?!” “I know more than you seem to think. Tell me where Dani is. NOW!” He froze her feet. She looked terrified.  “What’s wrong with you!? Why do you care so much about her? Ghosts don’t have feelings,” Danny lost it at that point. The laughter was dark. Hollow. Horrible. Val’s terror was visible.  “Don’t have feelings? DON’T HAVE FEELINGS? FUCK YOU! I’M SO TIRED OF ALL THIS!” “Phantom, calm down,” Val was terrified. Danny wasn’t done. The rings were threatening to come down and expose him to her.  “So you admit this is real? Would you like to know how it feels to die Val? How it feels to live on the line between life and death? Wait, I can’t do that! You don’t have a deactivated portal in your basement that I can make you turn on while your inside. I don’t have a stupid jumpsuit with your dad’s face on it so I can take off the that sticker. You don’t have parents that threaten to rip you apart molecule by molecule for just exsisting! You don’t have to see a future where you become evil because you cheated on one test and your family all died! Can you even begin to comprehend what I go through? Ever been cloned? And forced to do something incredibly painful so that one clone can get fixed and watch another get lied too? And that’s just the brunt of it Valerie. Keep telling me how I don’t feel. How I’m nothing!” Danny screamed at ice engulfed their feet. Val’s eyes went wide.  “D-Danny?” She said quietly. “Congratulations! You aren’t as niave as the rest of Amity Park! How does it feel?” He’d snapped. “Calm down! I’ll tell you where Dani is!” She shrieked. That hollow laugh came back. But instead of an angry rant afterwards, he just sunk to his knees and screamed. It wasn’t a wail. It was a scream of pain. Of being done with the world.  “I can’t do this anymore,” He sobbed and the rings went down. All that was left now was a beaten, broken Danny Fenton.  “You should change back. I’ll take you to Dani,” Danny nodded and followed her.  “Sorry I broke down. I’m just sick of people telling me that I can’t feel. That all ghosts can’t feel. You don’t even bother talking to us, ya know?” “Ghosts lie,” “And so do people! I’ve talked to the ghosts. Listened to them. Heard their stories. I protect people, but I protect them too!” “How do you know those aren’t just acts?” “Cause they make sense. I’d have the same response if it was me. If my parents burned down the place I was in because I got caught being gay,” “I’m confused,” “Ember. I told her I wouldn’t tell anyone. But you need to know that they all have reasons for being the way they are. Skulker’s family was hunted, so now he hunts to prove his strength,” “Maybe we should talk to you more,”  “Maybe you should. No one asks to die,” “But your parents say that ghosts don’t remember their lives. They’re the leading experts,”  “That’s like putting a ten year old in a room of babies. They’re the expert by default in that situation, but an adult would be the expert the moment they walked in,” “Why don’t we know about that,” “Dying is traumatizing. Even half dying is traumatizing. It’s taboo to mention it unless you’re told. No one explains it until they’re ready. And talking about a life before that is almost wrong,” “How did you learn?” “Skulker told me during the Christmas Truce. Ember told me one day when she just wanted to be left alone, but I did too. I guess things end up working out in weird ways,” “The Christmas Truce?” “On Christmas Eve and Christmas, ghosts have a truce. No one is allowed to fight anyone that day. The Ghost Writer broke the truce and Walker got to haul him off in just means,” “We really know nothing about ghosts, do we?” “No, you don’t. They even have a party. I got invited last year. Skulker let me make the star! It took me weeks to get it right,” Danny smiled at the memory. He’d made a scale model of a blue giant that went through it’s life stages.  “So there’s a whole society?” “A government. Systems. Main rules. Taboos. Just cause we’re ghosts, doesn’t mean we don’t have a system,” “I’m sorry,” “What?” Danny nearly froze. “I’m sorry that I made so many assumptions. I never should’ve chased you or any ghost like that,” “Keep them out of Amity Park and send them back to the Zone. Most ghosts forget that living is dangerous, so they just rampage. I keep trying to talk sense into them, but they’re pretty stubborn,”  “What about the dog?” “Dog? You mean Cujo? I was trying to stop him from trashing Axiom. He was trying to get a toy. I’m sorry that recked your life Val,” “My life? Wrecked? When compared to you, my life is a dream. It’s not like I died,” “I guess you’ve got a point,”

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Thanks for reading. I just like fics where Val finds out, and this one seemed like an okay place to stick it. Dani is fine. I’ll fill you in on that next chapter, but I should get some sleep.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #trans!danny #trans!dipper #danielle (dani) phantom #valerie gray #mr lancer #red huntress #cujo #skulker #ember #ghost writer #christmas truce #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #I know Dipper's real name because I learned about the series through journal three #ocs

[lonelier-version-of-you]

Headcanons about how Henrik gets diagnosed / diagnoses himself? :)

*stares into the distance like Mabel in that one episode of Gravity Falls* My time has come.

Ok so tbh I can see a few ways Henrik getting diagnosed might go, but I think the most likely one is it happening through Oskar getting diagnosed.  Especially as Henrik and Oskar share a lot of the same traits and Henrik has at least briefly considered this as something running in the family, and that’s established canon. So let’s go with that. Also I’m gonna bold new sections of this post because otherwise it would make even my own eyes glaze over, nevermind other people’s.

- One of Oskar’s schoolteachers or whoever notices autistic traits in him and brings it up with Sara first.

Sara then mentions it to Henrik later over a phone call/video chat, goes into the teacher’s reasoning (Oskar doesn’t talk when he’s upset, he’s hyper-fixated on a certain subject - in his case science/biology, he has sensory issues with food*, etc.), Henrik’s like “oh yeah I was like that as a kid too”... and then there’s the Awkward Moment of Silence™ where they both realise there’s probably a reason for that.

(Actually I wouldn’t be surprised if Sara brings it up to him because she wonders if Henrik’s on the spectrum too. She’s pulled the “you don’t have feelings” card before, after all, which I generally interpret as a sign the character doing it has noticed Henrik isn’t Emoting ‘Properly’ in a way that makes them uncomfortable but doesn’t quite know why. So I could see her connecting the dots quickly.)

[* - I know the show only briefly toyed with this and then backtracked and implied Oskar just wasn’t eating because he was upset and missed his mother but fuck, let me have my headcanons.]

- Henrik proceeds to stay up late into the following night, reading everything he can find about autism because he knows about it in a medical context but how it actually affects day-to-day life is a whole other ballgame. Definitely has a lot of “oh, fuck, that’s what [symptom] is called?? there’s a word for this?? I’m not just a freak??” moments.

- Being the type of person he is, I think he’d be too shy to bring it up to his colleagues right away, but he probably does ask someone if they can see it just to test the waters.

And by ‘someone’, I mean probably Jac. I say this partially because I like their friendship but also we’ve had previous instances of him going to her about things because he sees her as the person Most Like Him.

I like to think that conversation basically goes like this:

Henrik: So Sara told me that one of Oskar’s schoolteachers has suggested having him assessed for Autism Spectrum Disorder--

Jac: Because you have it too, yeah, I know.

Henrik: *¿?!¿?!¿?!*

Jac: You didn’t know??

😂

He’d tell more people as time goes by. Jason would definitely know; I like to think their friendship, while pretty much dropped by canon, actually is a thing and we just don’t see much of it. So Henrik would tell him and tbh I think he’d be another one to be like “oh, I thought so”.

Other friends/colleagues get told after a while and I can see some of them not having guessed, e.g. Dom. If we’re assuming John/Rox/David are all alive and well in this ‘verse, he’d tell them early on too I think.

I don’t imagine him ever being fully open about it, because again, he’s such a private person - but not necessarily ashamed either, just... if it comes up, it comes up: if it doesn’t, they don’t need to know.

- I go back and forth on whether he’d actually seek a professional assessment or not. I find it interesting that you suggest he might self-DX for this reason, actually! I could see it: he did canonically self-DX his depression (he says so to Mr. Clarke in Black Dog: “I’ve never been diagnosed, but it’s always been there”). On the other hand autism is a much more... complex disorder and I could see him wanting professional confirmation on it. So. 🤷

- Either way, he’s now opened the gateway to finding autism-specific resources, and even if it was just self-help style stuff I honestly think that would help him a lot. I think he’d find it a relief to finally have an understanding of why he’s different and why certain things don’t come naturally to him. And he’d be able to look into ways to actually learn the skills he failed to pick up earlier in life, instead of just... trying to copy other people and hoping he gets it right.

- For that reason, I can see him really caring about making sure Oskar knows he’s autistic and that there’s nothing wrong with him, because Henrik knows what it’s like to grow up different from the other kids and blame yourself for it and he doesn’t want Oskar to have to know that pain. He’d definitely try to be as involved in Oskar’s life as he could from overseas (though lbr he’s doing this anyway). I like to think Sara asks Henrik for advice when Oskar’s struggling with stuff, too, because she’s a good person who wants to learn from Henrik’s experience and make sure Oskar doesn’t grow up feeling othered.

...And that’s about it. 😅 Sorry, I’m sure you weren’t expecting that wall of text. I just have a lot of feelings about this!

#Holby City #Henrik Hanssen #autistic Henrik tag #asks #anons

[maplemarcher]

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: Adreanna! (please call me Addy though)

Nicknames: I go by Addy, which is actually a nickname. Others include Addsabelle (my grandma), Sir Stinksalot (my step-dad, he’s weird), Princess (my girlfriend), and...so fucking many weird ones my mom has given me. She used to call me Apple Jane a lot

Zodiac Sign: Taurus yo

Height: 5′ 5′ (I think?)

Orientation: Bisexual, with a heavy, HEAVY preference for girls. Like if you had a pie chart of how much I like girls vs how much I like boys, it would be like 90% to 10%. Idk why exactly. Probably has something to do with every guy I’ve ever had a crush on being a douche in one way or another (and rejecting me every time lol) But girls are soft and pretty and wonderful I love them so much. I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world. I wouldn’t trade her for anything.

Ethnicity: I am very white. Scottish, Polish, and German, though none of that really holds any significance in my life. I don’t have any family traditions except for unhappy marriages

Favorite Fruit: Pineapple probably. I really like grapes though and Pink Lady apples too. Oh and cantaloupe and clementines!

Favorite season: Autumn. All the way autumn.

crunchy leaves

sweaters

beautiful leaf colors!!! like!!! where I live has a lot of trees on a lot of hills, so looking out the window at a hill full of red and orange and yellow and brown makes my heart go “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

brisk weather

fall fashion is the best (I don’t participate in fashion as I am a whale with legs but everyone else looks beautiful)

perfect weather for hot drinks

APPLE CIDER

Thanksgiving!!!!

Halloween!!!!

bugs start to fuck off right back to hell where they belong

summer is ending. summer can fuck off I HATE summer

no longer sweating and dying

overcast skies, gloomy days, rain!!!!!

gray, cloudy, rainy days are,,, my reason for living

Funny thing is I actually don’t like pumpkin spice anything except for pumpkin pie guess I’ve gotta up my white girl game

Favorite Book: What the fuck kind of question is this. You come into my house. And you ask me to pick between my children.

This answer is really, really complicated. I love so many books for so many different reasons. I love Harry Potter because it’s what got me into reading longer series. I love Binge by Tyler Oakley because it helped me be more open-minded and was a big part in helping me discover what my sexuality was and that I was okay. I love The Hobbit because it was a book that helped me escape life and that taught me that caring about home and hearth is a good thing to do. I love the Warrior cats series because I fucking love cats and it was one of my first introductions to more adult situations (in terms of violence, death, grief, and loss). I love The Giver because it made me cry my eyes out. I love The Martian because it made me laugh. I love every Shel Silverstein book ever written because they made me feel like a kid again and that being a child at heart is okay. I love Journal 3 because Stanford Pines is a character I love with all my heart. I love the Percy Jackson series and most of its spin offs because I love mythology and modern aus. I love the Septimus Heap series because it was such a different, wonderful, beautiful approach to magic and wizardry that made me feel warm inside. I loved Entwined because...I just loved Entwined. (It’s a twisted fairy tale kind of deal with The 12 Dancing Princesses and one of the best things I’ve ever, ever read, hands down). I love A Series of Unfortunate Events because I have a dark sense of humor and because it makes me feel better about my life.

Books were basically my only friends growing up. People didn’t like me because I was fat, or because I didn’t want to play outside very much, or because I had only ever really talked to and hung out with my mom and my step-dad, so I had a more mature sense of humor and personality overall.. Friends came and went, but books never went anywhere. Books stayed. Junie B Jones always stayed with me. Jack and Annie always went on magical adventures that let me learn about history. Every character I met along the way stayed with me, even if they died, because I could pick them up off of a shelf and read their adventures again. I don’t read as much as I used to, because I spend a lot of time on the computer, but I’m working to change that. Books have always been an escape for me, and I’ll continue to love their stories until I die.

Favorite Flower: Roses! It’s a tie between red and pink roses. I also really like tulips!

Favorite scent: My girlfriend’s perfume. I think it’s sweetpea or something? Idk, but it always smells really nice. And I just like the way my clothes smell after I come home from spending the night at her house. It’s like her perfume, laundry detergent, and something that’s either wood or stale cigarette smoke.

Favorite color: Pink. Soft, pastel pinks.

Favorite animal: cats, red pandas, owls, wolves, penguins, cats, dogs (pugs in particular, I LOVE pugs!!!!), foxes, moose, narwhals, dolphins, orcas, eagles, hummingbirds, blue jays, orioles, lions, tigers, basically any big cats...I just love animals. If it’s soft, fluffy, or cute? Fuck yeah I love it

Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: As much as I love coffee...tea, probably. It’s just so relaxing to sit curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and relaxing. Plus my girlfriend and I make tea whenever I go over to her house, so it holds a special place in my heart :)

Average Sleep Hours: Okay, so...if I ever got up on time, I’d be getting like five hours of sleep a night, which is fine. But I oversleep. Every. Fucking. Day. So usually seven or eight.

Cat or Dog person?: Cats. I love dogs with all my heart and I want one someday, but if I had to choose between a cat and a dog I’d choose a cat because

1.  TOE BEANS

2. purring

3. the kneading thing they do?

4. I love love LOVE the sound of a cat meowing. so cute. so gentle.

5. cat loaf

6. smaller and easier to manage

7. don’t have to walk them

8. if they need to pee in the middle of the night they just. use the litter box. you don’t need to get up and let them out

Favorite Fictional Character: 

Star vs the Forces of Evil: Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, River Johansen Butterfly, Moon Butterfly, Ludo, Toffee, Buff Frog (I don’t know how to spell his real name :( )

Steven Universe: Pearl, Amethyst, Peridot, Greg Universe, Connie, Steven

Gravity Falls: Dipper Pines, Mabel Pines, Stanley Pines, Stanford Pines, Soos, Wendy Corduroy

Yuuri!!! On Ice: Yuuri Katsuki, Viktor Nikiforov, Yuri Plisetsky, Phichit Chualont

Check Please!: Eric “Bitty” Bittle, Shitty Knight, Adam “Holster” Birkholtz, Wlliam “Dex” Poindexter, Derek “Nursey” Nurse, Chris “Chowder” Chow, Jack Zimmermann, Alexi “Tater” Mashkov, Justin “Ransom” Olransi

Harry Potter: Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasely, Ron Weasely, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Molly Weasely, Fred and George

Sailor Moon: Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon, Luna

Fullmetal Alchemsit: Brotherhood: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Ling, Greed (when he’s in Ling), Olivier Mira Armstrong

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit: Bilbo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Pippin Took, Eowyn, Aragorn, Thorin Oakenshield, Fili and Kili, Aragorn

Disney princesses: Ariel, Moana, Rapunzel, Anna, Elsa, Belle

Homestuck: Terezi Pyrope, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Jake English, John Eggbert, Vriska Serket, Roxy Lalonde, Karkat Vantas, Jane Crocker

Percy Jackson (among other Rick Riordan things): Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Sally Jackson, Percy Jackson, Nico DiAngelo, Leo Valdez

Winnie the Pooh: Winnie, Eeyore, Tigger (I know this one seems silly but Winnie the Pooh is such an important thing to me you don’t understand)

Voltron: Allora, Shiro, Pidge, Kieth, Lance, Coran, Hunk (basically the paladins and Allora and Coran I love them all)

Avatar: the Last Airbender: Katara, Zuko, Sokka

Miraculous Ladybug: Ladybug, Chat Noir, Adrien Agreste (don’t fuckin hate on me they’re the same person but different characters)

A Series of Unfortunate Events: Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Lemony Snicket, Uncle Monty

Hamilton: Eliza Schuyler Hamilton, John Laurens, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton

Stranger Things: Mike Wheeler, Eleven, Barb

i just,,,, have a lot of love for fictional characters,,,, there are more I’m sure, but I can’t think of any

I connected with a lot of these guys on a deep personal level. Like with Amethyst, I understand why she feels the way she does because I’ve gone through struggles of self-hatred and thinking I was a mistake. I love them all, but there are those few who I just feel like they were...made for me I guess.

Number of Blankets you sleep with: Just my comforter, but before I got my space heater in my room I’d sleep with two blankets, an electric blanket, and my comforter. My room used to be an attic, so it has like no insulation. Plus the heating ducts that go to my room are SUPER shitty, so barely any heat comes out of my vents. Now I’m just used to being cold XD But I don’t like sheets D: Even in the summer, I have to have my big comforter...sheets are too flimsy. Idk, I find the weight of a comforter or heavy blanket comforting.

When I was little though, I remember taking every blanket I owned and piling them on my bed in the winter...and I slept in a sleeping bag, on my bed, under those blankets! XD I miss that sleeping bag. It was a really pretty blue and was really warm...

Ideal Trip: going to New Zealand or England or the French countryside or somewhere with a lot of greenery. Staying somewhere where I can relax and stay in bed all day if I want to or go find things to do in the city or town or wherever is close by. My girlfriend being with me and being able to relax somewhere quiet with her where I can watch the sunlight stream across her face every morning and kiss her all over her face until she wakes up. Somewhere I can relax and not worry about what tomorrow brings; somewhere I can let my troubles float away.

Blog created: December 2014. I can’t believe I’ve been dicking around on here for almost three years.

Number of followers: 396. That may not seem like a lot to some people but??? That’s basically my graduating class??? And you’re all just here watching me shitpost about whichever one of my fandoms is relevant and cry about shit and post really fucking awful art and???? Whether you’ve been here since the beginning or just joined, thank you for hanging out with me through the internet! And if you’ve read all of this, thanks! You now know a lot more about me than I’ve ever said on here =w=

Okay now I have to tag people!

@97thebaluga @all-aboard-the-scream-train @ruled-by-jupiter @4899slayer @squirtlethosejigglypuffs @personalposting @universesinhermind @goddamnit-ross @awkward-fangirl-artist @youaremyrock-mydwayne-myjohnson @epic-leprachaun @save-me-grunkle-ford @civilizedhomosexuals @ninja-sparkle-party @assbutt-novak @howstrangeeveryonewas @not-what-everyone-seems @owlbear-dont-care @psychokumachan @2-many-fandoms-2-count

If I tagged you, don’t feel obligated! I realize some of you are mutuals and I like, never talk to y’all. I’m sorry :( I’m just bad at initiating conversations. Feel free to send me a message if you want to though! I love getting asks and IMs, it makes me feel good inside UwU

Thank you for reading! (and sorry this is so long jfc)

#long post #the rantings of a maple #this took longer than I thought

[rayman-25]

Podcast 2017 Episode 1 Shadows of the night (part 1)

Warning 

I do not have the characters Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, the Loud House, teenager mutant ninjas turtles, Tekken and youtubeur (Moketo, Squeezie and Kirbendoworld)? With the exception of John, Marc and Alice.

Chapter text 

Arc 1: Hero in a Fort-Shell! Episode 1

"shadows of the night (part 1)" 

I walk around Central Park It was dark I have a newspaper that I bought in the afternoon. I read the journal. There was written « Manhattan Monster Hunt Contest’, Which states that whoever can find monster sighting wins a $ 100,000 reward. » I was stunned. Monsters in New York? Like the demons of the Mishima. One day, while eating a hot dog, I saw a young girl running in the park. I finished my hot dog, and I follow it. Arriving near the girl, I saw four strange creatures that look like turtles. So, I hide and take pictures without him seeing me 

TODAY 

It was a typical Saturday lunch at the Loud's house. Some of the Loud sisters (Sans Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan) did their daily routine, the parents were in the kitchen preparing dinner, John Christivoiren read his manga and Lincoln and Clyde were playing their favorite video game Battle Moles, by beating against the enemies.

"Try to support me with your blue mole, Clyde!" warned Lincoln. 

"Do not worry buddy, I will not let you down!" Unfortunately, as he said a random enemy became critical and destroyed the blue mole. "Okay, eat that." 

"Boys, can you speak softly, your father and I are trying to prepare dinner!" 

"Saturday Succotash requires exceptional care and delicacy!" says Lynn Sr.

"Sorry, let's try!" shouted Lincoln back. He returned to his video game but then turned to the audience: "I know what you think of what happened to the attitude towards New York? Let's say things have worked pretty well since we've been here. The new school has been nice, making new friends in the area, including Clyde, Dipper, Mabel, Irving, Marc and the new house is much more spacious. "

"Lana, give me back my cart!" Lola threatened. 

"NEVER!" Lana shouted.

"Of course the more things change, the more they stay the same," says impassive Lincoln. The binoculars descend the stairs in a cloud of dust and the fighting can be heard. 

"Give it to me !" 

"No way, my reptiles need something sweet to sleep!"

"The children shut up!" shouted Lynn Sr. angrily.

The twins had ended their fight, "Sorry dad!"

" As I have said. But lately, odd things happened in the city: there were strange disappearances of stolen objects, then we saw monsters circulating in the city, then ... "Lincoln was interrupted by Lori, Squeezie, John’s friends and the rest of the girls entered the house through the front door.

Clyde just caught the eye when he saw his 'soul mate' come into the house. 

"L-Lo-Lori!" He quickly had a nosebleed and fainted as an anime character.

"Auggh, Lincoln's weird friend still has blood on the carpet!" Lori shouted.

Lincoln goes on: "So yeah my best friend Clyde has a weird behavior for my sister Lori, who gets pretty filthy to see ..."

"So it was shopping malls? Asked Dipper

"Yeah," Squeezie said, "we're going to a video game store ..." He stopped and he saw John reading a manga with Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo watching "you're still reading the dbz manga, you"

"Oh yes, I want to introduce the newcomers from Soos and Thomas. The girl who is on her phone is Tambry, the teenager who wears a shirt with a heart soaring, it's Robbie Luna's boyfriend and the teenager that John hates is Squeezie is a French youtubeur- »

It was interrupted again when April came through the next door. "Thanks for the trip to the malls, I really love this new notebook to use for my journalism class."

"No problem guy, I heard the teacher could be pretty rough," commented Luna.

"Yeah, because he only sees black and white ah ah ah!" Luan joked. She looked at John "Greet my valiant prince charming"

"Get out, Luan," said John, reading his manga. 

"On the other hand, Luan is in love with John. Which is amazing, as this one hates her, "says Lincoln

"Always makes the best student in the class." April said seeing Lincoln leave her and decided to give him a friendly wave and smile, "Hello Linky, what's up."

"Hi Angel, I mean APRIL!" said Lincoln with a sigh of lovers, his heart and his head in the clouds. The older sisters just rolled their eyes at Lincoln's love, and he thought Clyde's behavior was trustworthy.

April clumsily laughs, "You're so cute Lincoln." 

"I thank you." sighed Lincoln with embarrassment.

"Are you still having trouble, little brother?" Lynn teased Lincoln in the middle of the stairs holding Lily kissing.

"Well, you're lucky to have a boyfriend like April," Marc said as he exited the bathroom. 

"But it's ridiculous!" said a familiar voice.

The others had their attention on Lisa who saw that she was upset.

"I know, the red hair clip does not match Lori's hair, it's ridiculous, but she does not listen to me," Leni said absently.

"Hey !" Lori exclaimed hurt slightly to her fashion pride.

"No, no, it's an idiotic contest that a paper company is watching, look!" 

Everyone takes a look at the newspaper and the bed « Manhattan Monster Hunt Contest’, Which states that whoever can find monster sighting wins a $ 100,000 reward. »

Lincoln shouted, "A monster hunt ?!"

Clyde shouted, "At $ 100,000!" 

Leni shouted, "A sale of shoes!"

All the kids seemed excited to hear that, except April, who looked worried for some reason. "You do not really plan to participate in this monster contest, are you?" 

"Hum," said Marc, who turned around 

"You know John, if we find these monsters, we'll make money and win a house with Moketo, Alice, your brother Tambry Thompson and Lynn. We can win a pool, we can order pizzas. We can invite everyone from New York kids, teenagers, night club dancers and even Mr Lee and Mrs Johnson. "

"Fuck you, Squeezie! John shouted, closing his manga

"John! Your language! Albert shouted "There's Lily, Lisa Lola, Lana Lucy, Dipper, Mabel, Linky, Clyde and my brother who are hearing from you"

"Yeah, I could always use the money for my animals!" Lana shouted.

"We are not going to waste money on these dirty things, we should use it for more clothes!" Lola shouted.

"Guys, do you realize we could make another coin with that money, right ?!" suggested Lynn. 

"It's ridiculous, these obscure monsters are just rumors." says Lisa

"I do not agree," said impassive Lucy appearing beside the children of nowhere.

"Aaah!" The children (except Marc) jumped at the sudden appearance of the Goth girl.

"You will stop that!" yelled Lisa has her heart beating.

"I saw one of them wandering around the city in search of spirits," Lucy quantified.

"Seriously, no one wants to hear about your phantasmagoric vibrations," Luna said. 

"If I had to guess I would say it would be a Kappa." Lucy guessed. 

"Kappa?" Leni asked confused by the strange word.

"A former demon of Japanese water who used to scare children away from dangerous water." Said April surprisingly responded shockingly to everyone.

"Um, she's right," Lucy told everyone, she was so surprised that she forgot to add monotone to her voice.

"Well, April, you're telling the truth," John says astonishingly reading his manga

"But Lucy, why could a demon of Japanese water be in the middle of Manhattan?" Lincoln asked confusedly. 

"Easy, the sewers that run all the time there is enough water for them to fill up." She explained,.

Clyde had also remembered something "You know I've also heard rumors that these creatures were coming out most of the time during the night."

"Really, it must be nocturnal monsters," Lana said to no one, and she thoughtfully looked at her face. "So, what kind of plan someone?" 

"Here's my plan, we'll take Vanzilla tonight so we can wander the city in search of monsters, we'll carry a disposable camera every time we spot them, and Luan will use his video camera," Lori warned.

"We will also need bait, to try them in the cameras," says Lana. 

"Oh, it's a good plan, Lori," Squeezie said. 

Moketo Approved this idea "me, I am" 

Oh yeah "said John" How are you going to do, if we go to film the monsters, without the permission of your parent, grumpy princess

"John, you! I'm going to ... "Lori said.

"Sorry, I did not say anything," John said, picking up his page 140 from his manga 

But April looked rather nervous, "Hmm ... actually guys I ..."

Lynn interrupted, "Wait, I have an idea, April, why do not you invite your four brothers whom you talk to us about, I think it's time we met your family to help us in our research!"

Lincoln, her friends and sisters Loud begged April to invite her "brothers" to help them in their search.

"Hmmm, um sorry, they're with my dad for a martial arts tournament, they'll be gone for the better part of a month," April told the Loud family while breathing lightly. 

"Girl, it's been 3 months and we have not met them yet, what are they doing ?!" Said Luna with irritation.

"They just do not feel comfortable meeting new people or making new friends," she says.

"So, do you mean they are recluse?" Lincoln asked.

All right, but one of those days, April, you're going to have to introduce them to us, "said Lori with slight suspicion, April calming down a bit but still worried about what awaits them.

"You're not going to die anyway," says John, reading his manga

Miss in profile: John says to April "You're not going to die anyway," Tambry said, sending a text message. 

The sisters Lincoln approached John "So you pay us what you said April" said Lori

"I'm not talking about April, I'm talking about Goku," said John, "I'm going to see what time it is ... noon? Well it's not all that, guys we go back we will eat pizzas »

"You are so lucky! Shouted the sisters of Lincoln 

"And you, Luna, what are you going to eat with your brother and your sisters? Asked Robbie 

"Succotash," said Luna. 

Can I eat pizzas with you? April asked. 

"Of course, but you have to ask your father," says Moketo 

"He said yes," said April excitedly

In the first floor Albert discusses with Wendy

So uh ... I was wondering ... if you can go out in the garden tomorrow to talk about your family, Wendy? " 

"Yeah, why not," she says 

Albert jumped for joy and went down the stairs. But Dipper, down the stairs, had heard the conversations.

Later, that day, in the lair of the sewers, the turtles examine the painting which analyzes all the places where the strange disappearances of goods took place everywhere in the new ones. 

"So, there were robberies at a Mom and Pop store at a Palmart and all they took was electronic stuff?" Leo asked to the resident brain of their group. 

"Apparently, all the activity seems to be mostly activated around these areas," Donnie analyzed. 

"So, what are we going to do, we still have no idea where they are hiding!" shouted Raph for the moment that a group of punks had taken over. 

While Raph was raging, Mikey entered the kitchen lab with a pizza on his hands, "Who wants special jelly candies, insects and garlic pizza!"

All gave the pizza disgusted looks. "People who are crazy enough risk death," Raph leaned. 

Mikey had a very irritated look, "Very funny, so what are you doing?"

"We are looking at the sources for all stolen objects, which you should be part of!" Donnie said with irritation.

Raph intervenes, "Mikey is part of planning? Hilarious!"

"What about that old warehouse on 8th Street?" Mikey asked. 

"We've already looked at the warehouse," Donnie told Mikey. 

"So, how do we know that the purple dragons are not the ones who did that?"

"Because those shit piles were smart enough to pull something like this." retorted Raph. 

"Wait, that makes no sense, why did not I see that before?" Asked Leo

while his brothers look at him strangely. 

"Oh, great, he lost it," said Raph. 

"What are you talking about Leo?" Asked Donnie. 

"Thoughtfully, we and the cops checked all their hiding places, but someone steals technology." 

"so what ?" Raph asked, thinking that Leo had finally broken.

"And if they return to the hiding places after checking them!"

"What do you mean brothero? Mikey asked. 

"I say that after the research, they come back right away and we are not wiser because we have already checked them!" 

"Do you mean they use the same hiding places that have been searched by the authorities?" asked impassive Raph.

"It has a point if we have already searched them, we would not know they are using these hiding places because they seemed abandoned," Donnie said, supporting Leo's theory. 

"It's a possibility," said a voice from the boys, revealing to be Splinter.

Raph seemed rather confused, "Really Sensei, no disrespect, but how in the world would these purple thugs be so smart?" 

"We do not fully understand our enemies, some are like meerkats, who stay in their habitat and leave only for temperate reasons, others might look like hermit crabs, they leave to a new shell of time in time, "said Splinter wisely. 

"Ok," Mikey said, not really understanding what his father had said. 

"What I'm saying is that although Leonardo has a good theory, we should not be too sure if the purple dragons choose to stay in the same hiding place or if they are behind the disappearances." explained Splinter.

"Well, I could use all the reported crimes to determine more precisely where the stolen technology might be hiding," Donnie suggested to the group.

"Ok, while Donnie does that, Mikey and Raph can join me for a patrol in search of the hiding place." Leo planned for a strategy. 

Raph was on board with the plan and Mikey was all excited, "Great, I can not wait! COWABUNGA!" 

Everyone was looking at Mikey with their eyes. "Cowabunga? Really guy?" asked impassive Raph.

"What I need is something to be my slogan." 

Raph said sarcastically, "So you got it in the book Catchphrases for Dummies?"

Leo then had another suggestion, "Maybe we should also have April's Tag to work with the light?" 

Raph then gave a quick response in a rude tone, "No Tag, she's with her new friends who are doing all that crap drags!" 

The turtles gave Raph a smile on their face, "It looks like someone is a little jealous because his 'girlfriend' has human friends!" 

Raph cried irritably, "Shut up, it's not that, it's ..." 

"Hi guys." Right away, April entered the room with a worried look on her face.

"April?!" Says the turtles. 

"What's wrong with April? Why are not you with your friends?" Leo asked April. 

April sighed, "Guys, we have a problem." 

Mikey was quick to answer, "Do you need a new bra because of another growth spurt?" 

April blushed furiously as Raph slapped his head. "Oww, was it for fun?" 

"Did you say April?" Raph asked while watching Mikey. 

"It's really about my friends, ten girls, their brother and their neighbor," April asked. 

"Donnie's worst fear?" Raph taunted his geek brother. 

"Very funny !" Donnie said ironically. 

April then takes out a newspaper from her backpack and shows it to the turtles. 

"Oh my god," said Leo. 

"Shit." Said Raph shocked. 

"Well, it's bad." Donnie said worried. 

"Cool, there will be a new pizzeria!" Mikey excited. 

Each of the brothers rolled their eyes, but are concerned that there is now a $ 100,000 bonus on their heads and most New Yorkers will look for them. 

April continued, "And apparently, my friends are also participating in the contest."

"Well, that puts a damper on the plan." Raph supposed. 

"I think maybe you should stay down for a while until it all ends," suggested April. 

The Turtles considered that the options of choice were weak and waited for the heat to decrease. But if they do, more and more people will be stolen, or come out and risk being caught on camera or in a trap. 

"Sensei, what do you think should be a good approach?" Leo asked, hoping to ask his sensei for wisdom. 

"So basically, do the opposite of what Mikey does," Raph joked. 

"In rude terms yes." 

"Hey!" Mikey said offended. 

Leo thought of another idea: "And April, maybe you could get your friends away from where we are." 

"Okay, I'll try but most of them are determined to find you guys." 

Raph intervened, "Then give them false information about our locations, and if not, call us by T-Phone if they are in our area." 

"Okay." 

"Great, now let's move the ninjas!" Leo ordered. 

The Turtles will gather their weapons and begin to leave until Master Splinter stops them. 

April asked, "Something is wrong sensei?" 

"Yes, I feel that your brothers can be seen but he can become an ally."

"Do not worry master, we will not be seen!" Mikey said without any worries. 

"All right, now let's go!" They cross one of the tunnels and start navigating on one of the hidden exits.

As night falls, John plays Rayman 3 where he is in The Bog of Murk . He wanted to show his friends if the Hoddlums Stumbleboom can go down alone.

"And then someone to a plan? Asked Wendy

" That's it ! I think I know what they eat it's a monster "says a brilliant idea from Moketo 

" Oh yeah ! Asked the others except John

"That's it I got it! John shouted. But when it was hovering in the air, Rayman got shot and died in the water "NOOOOOON! WHORE ! "

Suddenly someone knocked on the door. It was Albert and his brother. "Hey guys, what are you doing? Asked Albert

"We discover what they like to eat, it's a monster" says Tambry

In the girls' room, Mabel spoke with her little pig "Ok Waddle we are going to prepare the operation Monster city" Waddle does not understand but he soot

As for Moketo, he spoke with Tambry's snake, "that will be our walk. Do not worry, Amikuto. I promise to come back to play Mario Kart with you. I love you my friend

But the snake who read the third volume of Naruto, mounted his head

"Hey, you speak with Tambry's snake! Says Thompson, smiling

"No, shut your mouth! Moketo said angrily

" This is so cute ! Thompson continued

"You saw it your shit! Moketo runs behind Thompson to silence him.

"Ok I think everyone is here and where is Moketo and Thompson? Asked Albert

But Soos intervenes "friends, or are you going? "

"At the pizzeria to eat pizza" says Dipper

" Oh ok. Good luck, guys, "said Soos

Thompson tried to run in front of the exit, but Albert blocked his way. "Moketo and Thompson, stop fighting. Otherwise, you would stay at Moss and Kirb! It's clear ?! "

"Stop Albert, it's good they understood the massage" says Wendy

"Ok but not 10:30! Kirb shouted

Meanwhile at the Loud's house, the kids were preparing everything to chase the monsters while Lori was going down to talk to their parents.

"So, are you okay if we go every ten to Spunk E. Pigeons tonight with our neighbors?" Ment Lori.

"Of course, but why do you all want to go to a pizzeria?" Lynn Sr. asked her daughter.

"She's right, we usually need a lot of bribes to get everyone to the same place," Rita said suspiciously of her children's sudden agreement.

"We just need something to do this Saturday, we have nothing to do." Lori still.

"Okay, but not 10 hours later and you're all on time," Rita told her daughter in a strict voice and her face hard as steel.

"Okay, let's go!"

Very quickly, April and Lincoln and her sisters were out and went to Vanzilla.

"So where should we start first?" Lori asked April, his brother and sisters.

"Well, I'd like a slice of pepperoni with a stuffed crust and ..." Leni was trying to tell her big sister.

"We're not going to eat pizza, Leni," Lincoln said.

"I think we should start looking in 5th Avenue," says April.

"Very good." Lori said he drove the Vanzilla out of the alley and hoping to find one of the monsters.

Lola just shouted, "$ 100,000 is coming!"

While everyone was clapping, April had secretly her T-Phone on the speaker all the time.

"It's good guys, they're leaving," said Albert, "you have to follow them. But before, little music "he puts the radio to put a music to his friends" NEW YORK, NEW YORK by FRANK SINATRA 1977

All we moaned “seriously, Albert?” Asked John

"Ok I'm going to change my music," said Albert and he changed the music and he puts Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance 1990 and his friends love it

In another part of Manhattan, the turtles listened on the T-Phone.

"Ok, guys, you know what to do," Leo asked.

"Yeah," said Raph.

"Certainly," Donnie said.

"Of course not." Mikey confused.

"Ugh, go in the opposite direction of one and the Loud sisters and their neighbors and try to stay in the shadows."

"Can do!" Mikey exclaimed.

The four brothers leave from building to building, planning to catch the Loud behind the disappearances once and for all.

Meanwhile, in a nightclub, there were members of Purple Dragon in a discussion.

"All right boys, you all know why we are here, are not they ?!" said the group leader.

"yes because monsters hurt your ass?"

"Exactly, they always interfere with our plans and we did not even see them, it's like they're not even human!" he said bitterly in his tone.

"So, what are we going to do with this problem, boss?" asked one of the thugs.

"All the members of our faction are walking in the alleys, they like to appear in the dark and everything else, so they would probably be there!"

The thugs nodded and began to catch an assortment of weapons. "Do you expect if they come here?"

"In case you did not notice Nelson, there are other people here in this Club who are not Purple Dragons, they would not want to make a scene, right? Asked the chef.

"Good point but what about the warehouse?"

"They might suspect it if we use the warehouse."

"Yeah, but we leave him helpless, do not we?"

"Do not worry, any clues they find have already been removed."

"No matter what you say, Dragon-Face," said Nelson.

"Well, now to other things, do you remember those two trainees?"

"Do you mean the two juvenile delinquents of high school?"

"Yeah, bring them a minute."

"Ok, Dragon Face."

"Douglas, leave the beginners!" He told the guy who was guarding the door.

"Okay." He opened the doors and two people entered the club. One of them was a tall, dark-haired 16-year-old boy wearing a black t-shirt and a gray sweater.

The other was a 14-year-old girl who had a black spot and a purple lock on her hair. "Has anyone ever been drunk and died here?" questioned the girl.

"But why would an Angel have asked that?" Casey asked.

"My name is supposed to be ironic."

"Casey and Angel, I heard good words about you two." said Dragon Face.

"Yeah, what do you want?" asked Casey.

"Watch out what you say Jones!" said Nelson with irritation.

"It's ok, Nelson," said Nelson Face Nelson said. "Now both of you are about to become Purple Dragons in their own right."

The two teens really did not know what to say. But Casey seemed a little suspicious.

"You only have to do three more tests and you are officially members!"

"So, what are the three trials?" Angel asked.

"You will see, for now, just sit until later." He then takes out 2 pocket knives. "In the meantime, you won them."

"Are we supposed to bite our teeth with these things?" Angel asked.

"We have all of these, not going home and waiting for our orders the next time we see you."

"Very good." Both are out of the club.

Nelson did not seem to agree with them. "Boss, kid Casey seems a bit disrespectful."

"I know and I also know you do not like the kid, but the boss seems pretty close to him so try."

"Ugh, okay, but do not accidents happen around his hood part?"

"Noted."

Meanwhile, the turtles were outside the warehouse waiting for someone to enter the warehouse and Raph was losing patience, "Good glorious leader when are they showing up?"

"They'll show up," Leo was patient.

Raph and Donnie seem rather bored to death. Mikey, meanwhile, was gaffing on a pole: "Yo guys, look how boomy is this boom!"

"Mikey, I really do not do that," Donnie warns his brother. 

"Why ?"

"Because it breaks any moment and you can break your head, or make it more broken than it already is!" Now, get out of this damn thing! He asked as he went on the pole to catch Mikey and he threw it back to the roof, but the post made a crackling noise, "crump"

The post broke in two and Raph and he started to fall to the ground. The pole breaks and Raph falls into a garbage truck

"Sorry not to try to catch you Raph!" shouted Mikey, hoping his brother was crazy.

Before Raph could comment, the truck's engine started: "Are you kidding?" Raph asked angrily, and the truck left carrying Raph with him.

"Dude, today is not Raph's day." Mikey commented on the events that occurred.

"Come on, we have to go get him." Leo ordered Mikey and Donnie to jump after the truck.

The truck rolled at a very fast pace.

Meanwhile, April, the Louds and the others were near Central Park, having set everything up.

"Ok, did everyone install the cameras?" Lori asked the group.

"Yes, we all have our disposable cameras including Luan's video camera," says Lincoln. "These monsters are going to have a close-up today!"

"Psssh, forget the false ghost hunters, imagine a crowd of people who cheer us as we showed them the monsters!" Said Lola with green in her eyes.

"I still think it's pretty dangerous," Lisa says, ignoring rumors of monsters.

"Come on Lisa, with that money, we could finally have another room!" Lincoln said trying to excite his sisters.

Ok, guys as soon as we filmed it's creatures, we'll be able to win the $ 100,000! Albert shouted

"Yeah great idea Albert!” Jean shouted, "and how do you want the movies?"

"Miss in profile ..."

"And you stop sending SMS!” Squeezie shouted

Luna then looked to April "So April, what will you make money since you help us?"

"Oh, I'll probably put it in the bank, it'll help my family save for my college in the future." At that moment, April's phone vibrated in search of Leo's text. "Oh no." April gasped with surprise and concern.

Lincoln saw April's worried look: "What's April?"

April hesitated to answer: "Nothing, it's just ... I'll be right back!"

She runs away leaving Lincoln and Luna confused. Lincoln, however, saw that April had dropped his notebook, "Luna, April dropped her notebook!"

"I guess she dropped it when she took out her phone."

Lincoln thought of wanting to gracefully return the notepad to his crush: "So maybe I should go make it!"

Luna raised an eyebrow, "And I hope she'll kiss you, brother?"

Lincoln was nervous and had a broad smile on his face, "Pfft, of course not, I just want to do a selfless act, that's all!"

Luna did not buy it. She would be the only one with Lori, Leni and Luan, who would be most worried about her only brother. But she is content to play: "Do not bother little brother." Lincoln nodded and left to follow April

Dipper approached him: "Do you want me to go with you? "

"If you want, Dipper," said Lincoln, "you four, do you want to come?"

Marc returned to Lynn, then returned to Lincoln, Waddle, Irving, Mabel, and Dipper. "No go 'y guys," says Marc "I'm going to stay with my brother, Squeezie, Lynn and my brother's friends"

"Okay see you later, Marc," Lincoln said.

Lincoln and the kids ran to follow April

The other girls did not seem to notice because they seemed to be starting the plan again. But John had an idea "maybe I should ..." But he's bothered by the sound of the helicopter.

"Why is there a helicopter landing in the park? Asked Robbie.

"I do not know, but we must go see! Said Albert, "here is my plan. John, Wendy, Thompson and Tambry are going to hide in the tree while Marc ... "Then he saw that Marc disappeared" ok. While me, the sisters of Lincoln, Moketo, Squeezie and Alice are going to follow the helicopter "

All bowed their heads and ran

Soon, behind the big tree, John Wendy, Tambry and Thompson waited for Albert and the others to arrive in front of the big lake. But Wendy saw a creature with giant horns next to her head and three others upstairs. She had one eye, she was pink-white with a dark pink cape.

"But it's Pyronica! Yelled Wendy, "How did she get to New York City ?! "

"You mean, you know her. Thompson and Tambry remember her,” says Wendy

"Here is my plan. First, go around the lake, then we'll kill her. "Thompson and Tambry approved the idea except John.

Robbie, Albert, Alice, Moketo Squeezie and Lincoln's sisters were hidden behind the hot dog stand.

"I know that one," said Robbie, "this is one of the creatures that Dipper fought.

"Robbie," said Alice

Perido? Not Perido. Bayonetta...

Robbie. ROBBIE! Alice shouted

"What!” Robbie shouted

"Lu ... Luna and her sisters approach her"

When they saw the sisters Loud approached Pyronica and the four men with weapons. "Who are you?" Says the creature, seeing these girls

"Are you the creature trying to kill Robbie? What is your name? "Asked Lola

"My name is Pyronica and no, I did not kill your Robbie"

Robbie runs in front of the sisters of Lincoln "You are stupid! Why did you get out of your stamp ?! Robbie shouted.

But they saw something moving in the lake and someone jumped Pyronica. It was Wendy "PYRONICA! Wendy shouted

Pyronica used her power but too late. Wendy threw herself on her. She hit it ten times on the creature.

"DO NOT STAY PLACE THE IMBECILE, PULL! Pyronica ordered his men.

His men aimed at Wendy's head. But the latter began to shout "GO TO KILL ME! "

"Stop fighting both! John said running. Wendy, Albert and the others, saw that John is shirtless and even Thompson. As for Tambry, she wore the top of John and Thompson's clothes

" And you who are you ? Pyronica asked.

"My name is John, John Christivoirien and I see you have met Squeezie, Moketo and Alice"

Pyronica smiled a little. She tries to use her fireball, but are phone rang "two minutes" says Pyronica "yes! Four people ! Well, then shoot them! What? Four children and a little pig ?! Alright, let them pass I said ... let them go, finished "

"Four children? Albert said

"I think it's Dipper, Lincoln, Mabel, Waddle and Irving," says Moketo 

"All right, the pose is over. Ahhhhh! Jean shouted, running to three of Pyronica's men. The three men shot Jean, but he dodged the bullets and rushed towards them punched them.

"The pines? The little children of Stanford? Pyronica thought she called the solda sound: "Foolish are the grandchildren of Ford! Dipper and Mabel »

"PYRONICA! John shouted and ran in front of her to give him the neck of grace. But this one dodged sent him the ball of fire to John.

Meanwhile, Lincoln, Irving Dipper, Dandinou and Mabel ran to warn April to return his notebook. But he stopped and they saw a soldier wearing a gas mask and his eyes were red.

"Excuse me sir, we want to go!" Said Dipper

"Stop! The soldier shouted

"But what if ..." Irving said. But he stopped talking. He remembers this man "I remember you! You are one of those soldiers when you capture civilians in the basement of the subway! "

" You know him?” Asked Dipper

" Uh no "

"Listen to me sir, we're a little squeeze," says Lincoln

"Stop right there! The soldier shouted

"Okay," said Mabel, "we just want to shoot monsters in the park."

"I have four civilians in front of the playground entrance. Please advise," he said, calling someone with his walkie-talkie

But Irving released a weapon in his pocket

"Irving, what are you doing? You are crazy ! Dipper shouted

"Do not worry, I'm not going to kill him," Irving said with a smiley face

"Sir, there are four children and a little pig," said the soldier "but ... yes, sire"

then he turns off his walkie talkie "kids, you can move on. The children walked past him, but Irving tugged on the soldier's head and fell to the ground

"Irving, did you become sick or what ?! Mabel shouted

“Wait, guys. I did not kill him I just fall asleep with a non-lethal weapon: it means no kils »

"So what did he do with him? Mabel asked.

"We have to stay here for the watch, Lincoln, you're going to get April, then tell him what's going on here," Dipper said. 

"All right," says Lincoln

Soon, April arrived at the old playground, "Ok guys, I'm here!" Two of his brothers, Leo and Mikey, fell from the trees around the playground. "Donnie, you too! "

"Is it you April?" Donnie asked in a slightly shaky voice.

"Yes, Donnie no Loud girls did not follow me!" Leo replied.

Donnie came out of hiding and was relieved.

"Are you lost, Raph ?!" April seemed very concerned.

"Yeah, but it was not my fault!" Mikey said by instinct.

April had fumbled with disappointment, "What am I going to do with you guys?"

Mikey was about to give a literal answer, but Donnie stopped him, "DO NOT DO IT!"

April shook her head at the difficult situation of her brothers, all unaware that a certain guy was looking at them: "giant turtles ?! April found them ?! Lincoln thought and was panicked. He was ready to run to his sisters, then he accidentally stepped on a twig.

"And crump," said Lincoln

April and the turtles spotted Lincoln on the side of the building, "Lincoln ?!"

Lincoln tried to run away but a bola quickly closed that idea. Leo then came right in front of Lincoln, "You're just a kid!"

"AAAAHHHHH" Lincoln yelled back panicking about it until he fainted.

"Oh no," April said, worried that Lincoln spotted her turtles.

To be continued…

Notes from the author: So now Lincoln has spotted the turtles, how is he going to interact with them? Will Raph be safe? How will purple dragons capture their enemies? Stay tuned for Part 2. So, this is the first official chapter. Casey and Angel will make more appearances later.

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Parties, Formal Meetings & Pinetrees  Chapter: 6

Description: The Chapter of Purple Dildos, Kidnappings, and Richies with Shit Weed.

Two weeks.

Two fucking weeks without a single text from Dipper.

Bill wasn’t exactly pissed, but he wasn’t exactly calm about it either. Really, he was just anxious. His henchmaniacs friends had noticed and tried to cheer him up, but nothing worked. He barely left his apartment lair. One day, Pyronica stormed into his house with Xanthar and hits him on the back of the head.

“Ow! What the hell, Ronnie?”

“You need to stop this. Go see him. I’ll hold down the fort.”

“I don’t even know if he wants to see me anymore. It’s been two weeks. What if he realised I’m the opposite of what he needs right now and deleted my number?”

“Oh my god, you’re hopeless. Go fuck his brains out. That’ll make him remember you.”

“Ronnie, this is serious.”

“You’re seriously bumming everyone out. Even Xanthar is feeling blue.”

Bill thought of the group’s precious dog and sighed, “Fine. I’ll go see him.”

Dipper didn’t think that his parents would be home by that night, as they were supposed to be home in four weeks. Yet here they were and everything was back to normal.

Well, except that one thing. That thing being Bill.

Now he had to keep his friend a secret and hide his phone more often from his parents to keep him from being caught. They’d kill him, bring him back from the dead, and then kill him again. Dipper ate his breakfast slowly in thought.

“So Mabel how was school yesterday?” Their mom looked over at Mabel with a sense of grace. Dipper knew where Mrs. Northwest was the Diamond of the rich community, their mother was the pearl. She was always wearing jewelry that made her shine and stand out from everyone else. Her beauty the most recognizable amongst the family. It was no wonder why everyone said Mabel looked just like her. Their mother wouldn’t hesitate to give her opinion if she found out about Bill.

“It was great as usual! I’m hosting a knitting club now!”

“Really? That’s wonderful sweetie!”

“Oh- Mason remember what I told you about thinking too much at the table. Remember? You nearly put your face in your cereal?”

Dipper looked up, blushing. “S-Sorry Mom.”

“So, Mason, how did it feel being the man of the house for a change?” said their dad, who was sitting at the end of the table. Their dad was known for his business throughout Piedmont, working along with the Gleefuls and Northwests. Besides their money coming from their Great Uncle Ford, it also came from their business. He was always serious about his work and serious about getting his son to take after him. Strict and smart for business, unlike their mother who stayed home most of the time talking with the other rich women in the community. Because of his seriousness, he was strict about everything.

“U-Uh yeah- It was great.”

“Did you do your homework?”

“Yes.”

“Was everything completed on time?”

“Yes.” They made eye contact. Dipper’s father maintained it for a moment before setting down his newspaper, “Son, your mother and I have been talking about letting you take over for me when I retire.”

Dipper choked on his cereal. “Wait- What?”

“Well son, I’m thinking about getting you trained and working for my business. You’ll be working along with Miss Pacifica and the Gleeful boy all hours of the day and you’ll finally be able to put that genius mind to work. We think it’d be a wonderful career opportunity for you.”

“Not only that.” Their mother chimed in. “But you’ll also get a chance to make friends like your sister here. Maybe even get a girlfriend and get settled.”

“Mom, Dad- What about college?”

“Darling, there’s no need to go to college now when you have a big career choice in your reach.”

“But Mom-”

“No buts Mason, its been decided.” He raised his voice a little, letting Dipper know not to argue back. It’s been decided. Dipper almost sulked in his chair.

There was silence at the table.

“Alright, it’s about time you two finish up and head on to school,” their mother quickly spoke up with a smile. Mabel got up kissed their mom on the cheek and smiled.

“Okay mom! Come on, Bro bro.”

With that, Dipper quickly got up from his seat and went up to his room to get his things for school. Mabel tried to chat with him as she drove him to his school, but he only made small noises to acknowledge her. When they got there, he picked up his bag and opened the door, but a hand on his arm stopped him.

“Dipper, you need to tell Mom and Dad that you don’t want to take over.”

“What other choice do I have? You know them. They’re not gonna let me do what I want to do. Besides, who would take over the company if I didn’t?”

“Well, I was thinking I would do it.”

Dipper turned to look at his sister, shocked. “I thought you were going to follow your dream. You know, go to college, get a degree in fashion with a minor in business, open your own boutique, all that jazz?”

“Maybe I could get a degree in business with a minor in fashion. It’s not like you’ve been paying a lot of attention to how Dad runs the company anyway. I have. I know how to do this.”

“Okay, but how would we convince them? You know Dad doesn’t think you’re strong enough to run a company. He’d never agree.”

Mabel grinned, “Simple. We’re going to show him that I can do this. Besides, if all else fails, you could just run away. They’d have no choice then.”

The elder laughed, but Dipper frowned. He pulled his arm away gently and grabbed his bag. “We’ll talk over it more tonight. See you later, Mabelgator.”

“In a while, Dippingdile,” Mabel replied, just like always. As soon as Dipper was on the walk, she pulled away. The other sighed as he walked towards the school. He was stopped by someone walking up next to him and putting a hand on his shoulder.

“Heya, Pinetree. Didya miss me?”

Dipper almost choked on air when he felt a hand on his shoulder. And looked back at the blonde behind him. He didn’t know whether to hug the fuck out of the boy right then and there or slap him upside the head.

“Bill-”

Bill pulled him close in a sort of sideways hug, “I missed you too, kiddo. So, whatcha doing?”

“I’m going to school. What are you doing here?”

“Picking you up. C’mon, come be a rebel with me.”

“But, I have to go to school.”

“No you don’t. I never finished high school and I’m good.”

“That’s not gonna convince me to skip school, Bill. In fact, that encourages me to go to school and pretend you don’t exist.”

“First off, rude. Second off, you’ll survive if you skip one day. Come on, Pinetree, let’s go.”

“No Bill, I’m not skipping school-” Bill pouted before grinning again and putting his arm around Dipper’s shoulders.

“C’mon, pinetree, it’ll be fun~! Plus, what’s the point of rules if nobody’s going to break them?” The blonde wriggled his eyebrows as Dipper rolled his eyes.

“Plus, a little birdie told me you had some joe and angie troubles yeah?” Dipper raised an eyebrow and stopped walking.

“What?” 

Bill chuckled, “Y’know, Joe and Angie! Joe mama angie daddy~!” Dipper groaned and started walking quickly again.

Bill jogged up and put his arm around the brunette once again, “Come on! You don’t hear that often pinetree~!”

“How did you even know that I had some trouble with my parents?”

Bill walked ahead of Dipper and turned around walking backwards with a wink.

“A magician never tells his secret~ However if you come with me maybe I can show you all of my cards~!”

Dipper looked at the school before sighing and nodding, “Let’s get out of here.”

Bill smirked and pulled him towards a beat-up Impala. The richer of the two couldn’t help wrinkling his nose at the thing. His disgust didn’t stop him from from getting in, though. The interior was much nicer than the exterior. It had red leather seats and a wood finish. A single coffee cup was resting in the cup holder. Dipper picked it up before Bill could say anything.

“You like Starbucks too? I thought it was too expensive for most Miseries.”

The other chuckled, “Keyword most. I freaking love Starbucks.”

Dipper was about to reply, but someone knocked on his window, scaring the shti out of him.

“What the actual fuck?”

Bill leaned over and rolled down the window, “Hey, Eyeball number 38. You’re excused from your duties for today. I’m taking the Richie out in town. Can you tell Pyronica to not mess with my stuff while I’m gone? If I come back and find my dildo on the ceiling again, I’m kicking her ass.”

“Wait wh-”

“Sure thing boss! Wait,” The small boy started to squint. “You do know you’re not allowed to have coffee, right boss? Remember the Christmas incident?”

“I make the rules and I do what I want. You stay quiet about it if you wanna keep your job.”

The kid’s eyes practically widened in fear. “S-Sorry b-boss! I-I’ll stay quiet, I swear!”

Dipper gave Bill a look as he rolled up the window. “Is that any way to treat your employees?”

“They still like me. Besides, I can’t fire him. His brothers would kick my ass. Those Eyeballs might be small and weak, but together, they’d be able to kill a hundred people each.”

“How many Eyeballs do you employ?”

“I think the number’s around forty. I know there’s a shit ton that Pyronica’s always babysitting and one of them is actually a thirty-year-old.”

“Woah really?”

“Yeah. It’s hilarious. Anyway, what do you wanna do on your day off? We can go see a movie or mess with some Richies.”

“I’d prefer to not mess with the other Richies.”

“Aw, come on, Pinetree! I thought you wanted to be rebellious.”

“I never said that. I said I’d leave school with you, but I never said I wanna fuck shit up.”

“Language, kid, geez!” Bill looked at his uniform. “Is that really what you wanna wear today? It looks uncomfortable.”

Dipper grabbed the edge of his vest, “I’ll have you know that my school’s uniform is top notch. But, yeah, the shirt is itchy. Can we go by my house?”

“Well, I mean you look like lil’ Gideon all stuffed in his suit and tie. I have some loose clothes at my place, why not play Misery today?”

The younger shook his head, “No way. I’m not going to dress like one of you. Miseries have no sense of fashion.”

Bill leaned back with a gasp, putting a hand on his chest in offense. “I’ll have you know Pinetree I have one of the best deadass fashion sense anyone could ever have in this town! I’m honestly hurt- no insulted- that you would say that!”

Dipper laughed, “Jesus, dramatic much? If you’re actually that good, I guess I’ll deal with it.”

“Yay~”

They quickly made the trip back to Bill’s place, kind of stuck in an awkward silence. I mean, there was something in the air that made Dipper feel a little giddy. But fuck if he knows.

“Okay so, my house is not in the best shape. It is a little messy in my room, oh and there’s peanut butter in the fridge because of Pyronica. Wash your hands after you eat em’ and don’t touch me. I’m highly allergic to them. They’re the devil. Other than that mi casa es su kasa.”

“Don’t worry. I kind of have a thing against peanuts because my sister got temporarily blinded by on in the fourth grade.”

“Really? You are literally my soul mate now. Okay, but is she still blind? Peanuts are from hell I told everyone this confirms it.”

“She can see just fine now. You were right, the devil shoves peanuts up his ass.”

“Hah, yeah.”

Bill pulled up to a house on a street full of tiny, identical houses. He got out and motioned for Dipper to do the same. “This is it.”

The Richie climbed out of the car, stopping to look at the house in disgust, “This is your house?”

“Yeah, it’s not much but it at least has a roof. In honesty, other miseries would kill to have a roof to live under. Only half of us actually live in homes or apartments. The rest, the streets. So for now. It’s the best I have to live in.”

“Oh… I guess it’s their fault for being Miseries.”

Bill gave Dipper a long look and frowned. “Dipper, it’s not our fault that we have no money. We can’t have big houses like you do. We can’t have good health like you do. We can’t live like kings unlike you and other Richies can. Every day is a fight for us while you and others sit in your fancy little houses living everyday without worrying about money, finding a clean house, getting a job, getting discriminated for how much of a shithole your life had become. This is real, Dipper. This is life.  Not candy land.”

Dipper looked at his feet. “I’m sorry. God, I hope you never meet my father.”

Bill’s shoulders relaxed a little as he walked over and put a hand on Dipper’s shoulder. “It’s fine, Pinetree. In honesty, I hope I do.”

“No, you don’t. He wants to kill all Miseries and nothing anyone says can change his mind.”

“I know I can’t change his mind. That’s life and it sucks. We’ll just have to suck it up. But I’m not afraid of a man who sits in his chair all day preaching nonsense.”

“You don’t understand. He’d actually do it if he found out about you.”

Bill stared for a moment before slowly grinning. “He doesn’t have to know me as a Misery~.”

“Bad idea.”

“I’m a master of portraying personas. I’ve acted as drug lords, dealers, you name it. I can nail a Richie, Pinetree.” He chirped.

“It’s still a bad idea. I mean, my father would ask about everything. There’s no way you’d be able to pull it off.”

“The best thing you can learn is that I am a master at personas, and psychology.” He booped the other’s nose. “I always plan ahead. I don’t jump in before I learn as much as I can about the person I’m fooling.”

“Bill, I really do like you as a person, but you need to listen to me when I say it’s a bad idea. I don’t care how good you are at pretending to be a Richie, my father will know. My sister is fine and you already know my Grunkles, but you cannot meet my father. Actually, my mother would probably tell him if she found out, so meeting her is probably a bad idea too. I’m sorry, but that’s the way it is.”

Dipper sighed and looked at his feet, “Sometimes, I wish I weren’t rich. I live a life of luxury, but that comes with all these rules and things I have to do, like hating Miseries and becoming part of my father’s company and never really having any friends.”

Bill’s eyes were wide, baffled when he heard Dipper’s small rant. “Well, since you don’t want me to that bad. And if it means that I could lose you as a friend in general, then I won’t. But life’s full of surprises, if they find out and kick you out or something. You can always stay here. Don’t let rules and labels rule your life pinetree. You’re a person too. In honesty you’re better than the other Richies I’ve met hah.” Bill patted Dipper on the shoulder.

“Some wouldn’t be this understanding. You’re different, Pinetree. Stay yourself. Don’t be somebody you don’t want to be just to look good in some idols eyes or your parents. Hell they’re stupid in honesty for putting rules down on you kid. You’re a good kid. We need more people in the community like you. Hell, we need more Richies like you.”

Bill clicked his tongue and strolled over to his front door, unlocking it as he swayed his hips.  

“Now do you wanna come inside and relax or do you want to stay out here and lay in life’s lemons all day. Let’s have some fun~” The blonde purred with a teasing grin.  

Dipper chuckled biting his lip. “Hah- yeah.”

Bill led his friend inside, taking note when Dipper’s eyes went to his ass. For someone who swore up and down that he was straight, he did some pretty gay things. The Misery decided then and there that he would be the one to pull this Richie out of the closet.

“Alright, make yourself at home. Shirts are in the top drawer first dresser to the right in my room. After that, make yourself comfortable~!” Bill chirped after closing the door behind him.

Dipper looked around the room, rubbing his arm. He swallowed when he saw the purple dildo hanging from the ceiling, wondering why the fuck it was up there. The teen quickly decided he didn’t want to know and went to the dresser. He changed into the nicest shirt he could find, deciding to keep his shoes on. They were quite sensible and he wouldn’t want to lose them.

There was a knock on the door. “You enjoying yourself in there Richie’? You’ve been in there for over an hour.”

Dipper huffed and opened the door, “I was looking for a nice shirt. You have maybe three that don’t have any holes in them. Seriously, I’m going to take you shopping one of these days and get you some nice shirts.”

Bill raised an eyebrow. “Well they’ll end up torn eventually.” He looked up, noticing the dildo. “Goddamn it, Pyronica.”  

“Pyronica was that lady that saved me the other day, right? She seemed really nice.”

“Yeah, she was. I was actually sending her out to fetch you. She can be nice, just don’t piss her off.”

“Good to know. Anyway, what did you have in mind for today? Or was the kidnapping an impromptu thing?”

Bill grinned. “Well, we could hang around here if you want. You ever smoked weed?”

“No. I’ve been looking for a decent dealer. Richies may hate Miseries, but they know that you guys have all the best weed.”

“Hah, wow you really are different from the other Richies’ I can tell you though you’re in luck. I have some with me and all in the back for trade. I can hit you up.”

He snorted. “Give your virgin mouth something new to taste.”

Dipper blushed, “Just give me some fucking weed.”

#Gravity Falls #BillDip #PPFM