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unexpectedbrickattack · 10 months

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peepaw doodles 💛

#pizza tower #pizza tower vigilante #human!vigilante #arts #mine #smoking #vigilante #tags....#pepperman you can stay there but only bc u look so polite #working on vigi stuff FINALLY #some human designs; he is. small.#but hes more dorito shaped; broad shoulders. smaller waist. hes got tum but not as much as peppino #and hes got a biiiiit of a droopy eye. its a little hooded unless he widens them both in shock or somethin #and first panel isnt really meant to be cohesive its just doodles #but most of them (except for the smoking one) is him investigating shit he really shouldnt be investigating heehee #also dont mind the proportions in that spoopy one; i drew vigi before i was like um that would work well if he was running away from beasts #and then threw the hallway in there #peepaw what are u doin outside of ur comfy little country home.....

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litrallytyrus · 5 months

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listening to hits different by taylor swift thinking about trobed just a normal saturday

#i’m ok 😄😄😄😄😄 (is lying)#i could make an hour long video explaining how each lyric relates to them #'i pictured you with other girls in love then threw up in the street’#‘moving on was always easy for me to do’ ‘IT HITS DIFFERENT CAUSE ITS U!!!’#‘i heard your key turn in the door down the hallway / was that your key in the door? / is it okay? / is it you?’#‘or have they come to take me away’ AHHHHHHBBH #their angst makes me Insane like Insane #troy barnes #abed nadir #trobed #community tv

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notmygrave · 9 days

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you know you’ve made it when your dean is directly threatening you with disciplinary actions

#fucking things up at uni! my biggest passion #i truly adore my colleagues the hangout after that was incredible #you also know you’ve made it when your favorite professor is proud of you #he was my mentor at this project couple of months ago and he was at the council meeting that we’ve crashed and we ran into each other #in the hallway afterwards and had a little chat he told me he was really proud ruffled my hair and threw an arm around my shoulders so we #walked like that back to our respective offices (we’re neighbors!) and threw lighthearted jabs at the dean

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chicago-geniza · 1 year

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The premium placed on public speaking as a necessary skill in US education is insane, why was I put on Ativan for selective mutism at age 12 because my 7th grade teacher insisted our final social studies project had to be an oral presentation or we failed lol

#Same guy who duct-taped a kid with ADHD to his chair #I love the US education system #Oh! Same guy who saw me reading in the hallway and threw my book down the hallway to be a dickhead #And once threw my book in the trash #Coached the football team though lol #I hope he sits on a tack #My hobby is telling people what our schools were like in rural VT when they idealize VT

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enekorre · 4 months

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I feel like a 50's American housewife who's gone mad

Why is the banana jello red, you may ask? Because I poured in some leftover multivitamin and two tubes of vitamin d (raspberry flavor). All of this expired in 2019

#M #Jello #I love banana and i really like jello so back i 2018 or so i found a corner store that carried banana jello #And guess what i bought way too much of #I've moved since then and all of it came with me #I recently threw away one bag of expired food (it sat sadly in my hallway for a few weeks before)#But i often eat expired stuff #And this is normally tasty. In its own form #So I combined it all in an effort to not have to throw it away #Behind me is even more expired food that i will eat at some point #Although maybe not the stuff that went bad before 2020 #I have some standards #(not candy tho which is why im making this despite some of it having expired in 2019)#(the jello went bad only 3 years ago)

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neatokeanosocks · 1 year

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no one cared who i was until i put on the mask

#it was Eagles spirit day at school #i dont care about football i just dont get a lot of occasions to wear this mascot head other than Eagles spirit days at school #its not even a proper Swoop. i got this through a yankee swap meet in massachusetts #i'm Swoop's estranged bootleg cousin Swap #its not a fursona. how dare you suggest i'd have a bald eagle as a fursona #anyway the day was mixed. i got some good laughs and gasps in the hallway from witnesses #i learned Fly Eagles Fly and i sang it in front of a class. and i sang WELL. the mask is shame-proof #people asked ME to sing not the other way around. biggest ego boost i ever did see #a buncha people asked to take photos!#one problem: some people did not wait to ask to take photos.#also somebody threw bread at me??#shitpost #superbowl #philadelphia

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nikkisticki · 7 months

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You know what you all get to suffer another pointless post about reddit and what I call the Defensive Wave

Whenever a game has common critiques that a large share of players agree on (generally bearing discontent about the state of the game) places like reddit will undergo this amusing shift of dialogue where a post or posts will get some hype, usually looking like

This [content] isn't well done because of (reasons)

Instead of the people who disagree actually trying to prove their stance, within 24 hours another post (or posts) will arrive making counter arguments without actually making anything resembling a real defense. Instead, it'll just be:

Well I loved [content] and your opinion is just an opinion, it doesn't make it objectively bad!

This is happening on r/FFXIV right now and has been since 6.5 launched three days ago, with that exact post chain happening yet again. I'll save you the braincells and just tell you that none of the posts or comments are actually discussing the issues presented, nor are they even acknowledging them. Instead, it's a direct critique of the ones who complained for speaking, usually while engaging in sideways manipulations of reality to pretend they are simply mad because of x and y reasons.

Ex. The Cyberpunk subreddit claiming people are just mad that the game didn't hold up to the players lofty expectations, ignoring that the devs promised those exact things.

This will continue until something draws the discourse away, smothering any chance of the complaints to be taken seriously while also silencing those who wish to speak under the false positivity of...attacking people for not agreeing with you.

I've seen it happen dozens of times and it's at the point that I can predict the posts of a subreddit before they happen. This isn't difficult to do mind you, people aren't particularly bright and will readily waste a few minutes complaining about those mean people pointing out the issues! It's just human nature to be a fuckwit, I suppose.

If people were slightly more intelligent, they'd realize discourse and negative comments are important for the health of an ongoing game, but no no we gotta act like everyone loves this shit in case (Dev) is sad!

Of course repeated negative discourse cycles exist, but those are a separate matter.

#FFXIV #No no these patches are great except for all the largescale complaints people have!#Its just that a sizable chunk of the community is getting exhausted from the same content loops #that doesnt count!#Its just that the content is underbaked and largely threw away all of the narrative thrust for the writers personal blorbos!#That doesnt Count!#Its just that the PVP changes ultimately didnt fix Front lines being dogshit and 90% of players doing all of the grind within a week #That doesnt count!#Its just that island sanctuary is a spreadsheet tied to you gathering sticks in a field for hours!#Its just that Criterion dungeons are done and over within 9 hours and serve no valued purpose to any of their trash Ilevel loops?#Its just that the combat system is collapsing due to bad balance choices and earlier content being made easier and less complicated!#That doesn't count!#Its just that the game is fundementally old as dirt and needs a total engine overhaul!#No no all the complaints are because you're mad they didnt give you five raids six eurekas and a blowjob!#Idiots #Dawntrail is going to underperform and be critiqued as middle of the road unless they've got some refreshing new content #And lets be real here 90% of the content we get is just different versions of fighting guys in hallways and rooms #I say this as someone whose stockpiling hundreds of dyes for the new Dye channel changes and is more excited about that then anything else #Oh also the new jobs are Corsair and Green Mage I'm 99.9% sure #And Femhroth for 7.0 which are just Femroes but hairy with a slightly more meow meow face #Nothing they've yet shown or hinted at will change the exhaustion people feel having to do pointless quests and get exposited at #HEY I KNOW YOU'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON EVER BUT CAN YOU GO TALK TO X #you get to X and they say HEY MY BUTT HURTS CAN YOU GO TALK TO Y #you get to Y who tells you to go back to X then go back to the original NPC #Rinse and repeat fifteen times and throw in some combat cutscenes and 3-5 solo instances #THERES YA MSQ good job you stopped the chameleons civil war or whatever #Honestly they've got nowhere to go at this point they already committed to the fact that we are Almighty

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ubashaaa-archived · 1 year

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pro tip. when you wake up and start mindlessly wandering sround the place make sure theres no slop from a cat on the floor that you could step in.

#mine #UGHGGGGGGG #emeto #moomin or spot threw up . IN the middle of the hallway HWAT the HELL!!!

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saltedsolenoid · 11 months

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DONT LIKE BUGS!!!! I REALLY DONT LIKE BUGS!!!!!

#there was just. one. a big one. crawling on my hand. so i threw it aside and threw my blankets over it and left to get a flashlight so i #could see it and I couldn't find it so i stepped away and. IT WAS ON THE FLOOR AND SO I KICKED IT OUUT OF MY ROOM AND CRUSHED IT #and it's sitting under one of my heavy winter boots in pieces in the hallway #but that isnt even the bad part the bad part is that it didnt even look like thr bug on my hand #the bug on my hand looked like a wasp or a big ant and. AUUUGHHH I'M SCARED IM FUCKING SCARED!!!!!#and it doesnt help that im fucking psychotic no now im SEEING IT!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!!#screaming crying whatnot. someone send help or at least an extermination battalion #(keep in mind I'm the guy who slept in the living room over a too-big moth showijg up)#(i DO NOT LIKE BUGS!!!!)#cw bugs #cw bug hate #catering to both audiences

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lazycowboynerd · 11 months

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#yeah i got a puppy last saturday #i was able to take hin out today cause now he has all his shots #i only let him sniff around a bit in the backyard but somehow he managed to eat something that definitely did not agree with him #he threw up in the hallway in front of our front door #meme

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hottestswagking · 1 year

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Homophobic dude: *yelling* COCKSUCKER

Gay guy revealing he's a vampire: 🎶I suck more than dick, bitch🎵

#pls reblog my mutals #vampires #have inever told yall the nightmare i had about elton john? he was chasing me down some hallway from the ghost scooby doo movie cartoon #i was naked and he threw canola oil on me so i slipped down the ramp and fell

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nothingweirdhere · 2 years

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i accidentally fell asleep with my snake out of her terrarium, and practically had a heart attack when i woke up and not only was she nowhere to be found, but someone had opened my bedroom door to let one of my cats in

after absolutely tearing apart my room in near-hysterics searching for the snake, throwing a good chunk of my possessions out into the hallway to get them out of the way, i find her in one of the drawers of the dresser her terrarium is on. fml