#jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

ok so i tried to comment on a post on r/adhd talking about some bullshit a psychiatrist told me about how she wouldn’t diagnose me with autism bc i had a fairly large group of friends and autistic people can’t have that many friends (yeah, what the fuck), despite the fact that basically that entire group was neurodivergent (and queer) and at least one person in it would eventually BE OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED WITH AUTISM.

then i get this message

imo this is wack. firstly, neurodivergent IS just a descriptor. full stop. and i don’t want to say “people with mental health disorders” or any bullshit like that. (especially since adhd & autism are neurodevelopmental disorders, not mental illnesses) it’s clunky and awkward and in my experience NOT HOW PEOPLE TALK. neurodivergent is an incredibly widespread term! there’s nothing wrong with it!

then i checked out the links, and here’s some of their “position on neurodiversity” post

this is all bullshit? like i also disagree with framing neurodiversity as purely neutral differences in cognition—yes certain things would be much less disabling if society was more accommodating, but even in a perfect world things like adhd and autism would still be distressing/disabling for a large number of people. they’re using the beliefs of specific groups that also happen to use terms like neurodivergent (because it’s a descriptor and a lot of people use it!!!) to label everyone who uses those words as part of a specific “neurodiversity movement” and i don’t like that??

anyway i’d like to hear some other people’s opinions on this

#i just woke up so if this is incoherent that’s my bad #but like. i’m kinda mad about this xD #fuckin reddit mods strike again yknow #and yes i could just edit my comment but i don’t want to because #1) i use the word neurodivergent. my friends use that word. if you don’t want to that’s fine but *I* do #and 2) now that i read their bullshit stance i want to change it even less. i don’t agree and i don’t want to go along w this crap #adhd #actually adhd #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #autism #actually autistic #jx.txt

[kinningkin]

I feel powerful

#otherkin #actuallydivine #godkin #angelkin #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

JUST FINISHED SEASON TWO OF GOOD OMENS. WHAT THE FUCK.

#what the fuck?????? #you don’t even understand how badly i wanna @ neil #like sir EXPLAIN YOURSELF #W H Y #oh my god its gonna be so long before the next season i don’t think i’ll survive the wait #genuinely i might just die #what the fuck. #(WHY ARE GABRIEL AND BEELZEBUB THE ONES THAT GET TO RUN AWAY TOGETHER) #(i mean i love that for them but. WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN) #(literally just salt in the fucking wound. look at what could’ve been 😭) #good omens #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

i can’t be the only one that finds this kinda shit disgusting, right?

#like…… you can say you don’t want minors following you without being a fucking creep about it??? #please??? #adultism #discourse #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

for all this talk about rotating blorbos around in our heads, tumblr is really sleeping on the word ‘cogitate’

#it’s a fantastic word ok #‘cogitating my blorbos rn’ #spinning them around and examining them from all angles #shitpost #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

“murder is murder, no matter what the circumstances” BABYGIRL YOU WERE NINE YEARS OLD, ACTIVELY SUFFOCATING, AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, I AM GOING TO PUNCH VON KARMA SO HARD HE GETS LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT

#send that motherfucker DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN #also i’m pretty sure he didn’t kill his dad period #didn’t the gun go off twice? edgeworth only remembers the one shot… #i’m using ‘remembers’ in the most loose sense possible btw #i blame von karma not just for this whole fucking situation #but also specifically for putting these ideas in his head #this black and white morality & obsession with punishment #i KNOW that’s von karma talking #ace attorney #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

honestly? that’s a valid reaction

#COME HERE BITCH LET ME SCAN YOU #i’m imagining phoenix jumping the desk like i’m gonna fucking Get you #at first when they were like ‘but where’s ur proof’ my first thought was legit just #ok. take ur shirt off. surely you won’t have a gsw scar…… right? #but 1) god please no 2) of course nothing is ever that simple in this game #i was desperately searching thru the court record when i saw the metal detector and i just #honestly i didn’t even want it to work #like nah there’s no fucking way…. surely……. #i was like i’m gonna present this but i’m gonna be SO MAD if i’m right #lo and behold 😫 #ace attorney #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES VON KARMA HAVE A TASER

#surely he won’t tase me INSIDE A POLICE PRECINCT right??? RIGHT??????? #fuck i knew showing him the letter would end badly #i was like lol he’s gonna kill me 🤪 I WAS KIDDING??????? #oh god oh fuck #imagine getting tased by the love of your life’s shitty father figure what the fuck #edgeworth better fucking appreciate this #ace attorney #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FUCKING AUTOPSY REPORT

#i’m playing ace attorney #WHY do i never have the most detailed autopsy report #‘autopsy report updated’ FUCK OFF I SHOULDVE KNOWN THIS FROM THE START #i know it’s a fictional court system but grrrrrrrr #ace attorney #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

i am fucking WINNING at social interaction today my dudes

#first we talk about hanging out on the weekend then he hits me with the ‘i’m glad we’re friends’ #and when i mention having a hard time talking to new ppl not only does he get it he comes back with ‘you can talk to me whenever you want’ #fuck yeah boys let’s go #me? making friends at a job? more likely than you think #(ok one friend. but whatever it still counts) #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

THEY TOOK MERLIN OFF OF NETFLIX WHAT THE FUCK NO

#note: i’m talking about canadian netflix #idk about anywhere else #but WHAT THE FUCK #it’s been on there FOREVER #WHY TAKE IT OFF *NOW* #i hate streaming services #i’m going back to dvd box sets #(i say as if i haven’t been buying box sets from thrift stores for years) #bbc merlin #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

burned most of my fingers at work today 😎

#i picked up a hot bowl w one hand and burned those fingers #then tried picking it up again with my other hand and burned the remaining fingers #lesson learned. don’t touch hot things twice. it’s still hot #i also burned one finger on both sides cuz hot oil or sauce or something splashed me #all minor burns tho so we’re chilling #i love being a line cook lolol #(genuinely tho. it’s worth the pain) #jx.txt #workposting

[nothingweirdhere]

honestly one of the greatest joys of speaking another language is surprising people who assume you can’t understand them xD

like i was in cadets yeah? and every summer i’d go stay on a military base for training, and ofc there’re people from all over the country there. so at one point a few guys in the flight as well as our officer are talking & they realize they all speak french so they switch languages right? 

well i was doing something nearby & lowkey eavesdropping—i would’ve joined in but i can’t hold a conversation at a fluent pace so i didn’t bother, but i was having fun trying to understand what they were saying—when the officer, who was usually very strict and proper, says “tabarnak,” which is basically the strongest curse word that exists in québécois (it literally means tabernacle, which is where the eucharist—the body and blood of christ—are stored in a catholic church, but is used kinda like the word fuck in english. all the strongest curse words in québec french are related to catholicism)

so i look at him with this huge exaggerated gasp & say “sir” in the most scandalized tone i can muster, and this poor man oh my god. he WHIPS AROUND to look at me with the most stricken expression on his face like “YOU SPEAK FRENCH?! WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING” and i just shrug and go “you didn’t ask”

it’s been years and i’m still laughing about it 💀💀💀

#it was seriously funny #and ofc i wasn’t actually offended but i was very shocked to hear him swear #so i was playing it up a bit but that was my automatic reaction #but i didn’t expect HIM to be so shocked that i understood #ig they thought they were the only francophones around? #which i mean. idk if i would be considered a francophone because i’m not fluent #but like. you don’t need to be fluent to recognize the most profane curse word that exists in québécois xD #tho ig maybe you’re not expecting people who aren’t from québec to know it bc it’s such a regional thing? #and like yeah basically everyone in canada learns french in school no matter what province you’re from #but they definitely aren’t teaching you the sacres #so i can see how it would be unexpected but also. people think that a conversation held in public in a different language is private #it isn’t xD you never know who might understand you #so yeah. very very funny #jx.txt #edit: i said basically the strongest only bc you can stack curse words for greater effect #so if you said something like ‘hostie de crisse de câlice de tabarnak’ ofc that is much stronger #but when it comes to individual words tabarnak is absolutely the strongest #it’s stronger than fuck is in english. more in line with motherfucker i’d say? #(funnily enough in french—in canada at least—fuck isn’t officially considered a curse word. you can say it on tv/the radio/etc uncensored)

[nothingweirdhere]

i’m watching fma again and i’m on That Episode… guys idk if i can do this 😖

#i’m gonna watch it but god #i don’t want to see it #once was enough #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fma #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

i’ve been taking a bit of a break from vaping but i was bumming cigarettes (or taking drags off someone else’s) all night and fuuuuuuuck why is something so bad for you so goddamn good

#god i missed that headrush #literally the whole reason i’m taking a break—wasn’t getting the headrush anymore #& i don’t wanna switch to stronger juice #and fuck like. i vape ok i never really smoke #not unless i’m bumming smokes off someone else xD #but god is smoking satisfying. moreso than vaping i think #idk if it’s the tobacco or what #but it’s kinda the same with joints vs a pen #smoking just hits different #it’s so fucking unfair 😫 #cuz i’m not gonna start smoking. not more than once in a blue moon #but. goddamn. #i think i should be allowed to enjoy things without consequences. as a treat #jx.txt

[nothingweirdhere]

i give up. i quit. where’s the option to go back to art school, i don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. i’m done with defending this bitch, in fact i hope edgeworth gets the chair—that’ll serve him right for OBJECTING TO HIS OWN FUCKING INNOCENCE

#motherfucker it was OVER!!!!! we WON #literally all he had to do was stand there and keep his mouth SHUT what did i ever do to deserve this #don’t change ur major to chase after a man HE AINT WORTH IT #i knew he was gonna object. i knew it #but when he didn’t say anything before the judge gave his verdict i thought for a SECOND #MAYBE this bitch was gonna work with me and just accept the win #but nooooooooooooo nothing can ever be easy can it #fucking called a PARROT to the stand LIKE A MORON and this is the thanks i get??? #if he doesn’t get the chair i will kill him myself #(i know he’s got issues ok this is why i love him and he’s my favourite character) #(me and phoenix both. ‘i can fix him’ GOOD FUCKING LUCK) #(you wanted to help him??? this is what happens) #(careful what you wish for and all that) #it’s two thirty in the morning i should be sleeping. i’m losing valuable hours of rest for this. literally taking years off my life #i got off work at 11. i got four hours of sleep last night. why am i still awake #this game is going to kill me #ace attorney #jx.txt