#as if ppl have not ROASTED it

[refinedstorage]

Wtf Tungl turnitofffffffff

#first it's rolled out what half a year after first introduced??? #as if ppl have not ROASTED it #then you gotta turn it of every week wtffff #and then the off switch doesn't even work #👍👍👍 #will delete later

[sergle]

I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing #asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se #this was a business decision made On Purpose #it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans #or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel #this is different bc it's like. on purpose. #I DIGRESS.... #you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed #i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl #revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy #and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel #and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words #like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through #these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone #also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan #sergle.txt

[so-very-small]

the tiny, inside the walls, hyping themself up: It’s totally fine. Everything I’ve seen from this human shows that they’re kind, level headed, and normal. There’s utterly nothing wrong with this human, and I can totally befriend them! I shouldn’t be scared at all!

the tiny: *peeks out hole in the bathroom wall, looking up at the giant before them*

the giant, in front of the bathroom sink, obliviously doing their nightly routine: *removes their dentures*

the tiny, has no concept of what dentures are, who just saw this behemoth remove all the bones and flesh from its own mouth in one swift pull, without a flinch of pain: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

#g/t #giant tiny #teeth tw #slight body horror tw #i feel like that warrants a tag #anyways I MIGHT HAVE TO GET DENTURES. FUCKIN WHAT #IM TWENTY FIVE #tbh i knew i needed them. but still. got that news today. fuckin nuts #anyways. sorry to ramble abt my irl life. but if i told any of my irl friends i was getting dentures id be roasted #not in a mean way. but there was a denture related incident at the place we all worked years ago. and they would be making parallels so fast #plus i think itll be fun to tell no one and then yank em out at a party as a surprise #can u even yank dentures. idk. ill find out tho! #again sorry for rambling i just love to ramble actually #(also absolutely no shame against ppl w dentures! teeth r incredibly important to self esteem tbh and dentures r a wonderful aid to have) #(like man im gonna smile so much after. chew w both sides of my mouth) #GO BRUSH UR TEETH BTW

[capricores]

gemini, virgo, pisces, cancer, capricorn and scorpio placements when someone asks them to take on another responsibility when they're already overwhelmed and completely burnt out

#astrology #STOP SAYING YES TO EVERYTHING PLSSSS TAKE A BREAK!! #im also yelling this at myself btw im so bad for this lmao #my manager is trying to coach me on saying no to ppl LKFDJFLKDJF #its going ok.......................kind of #luna.txt #i wanted to include libra in this too... if u have libra u may relate #but im not including libra just because i think theyre decent at saying no to anything that isn't self-beneficial lol #not a roast^ actually a compliment #like I find libras are very aware of their limits?? #whereas the signs listed here might be aware but just don’t care #libras are self care queens

[sidsinning]

Twitter is so bad for artists guys 😭

#dont got perf anatomy get roasted #dont know how to draw certain body shapes get roasted #god the way western fans treat foreign artists is so foul #you dont draw this thing i want? die #+if your art doesn't immediately get likes and rtwts the day you post it gets lost forever and no one sees it again on their tl #when i was in middle school I was so lucky to have just 1 person who saw my art of marco from svtfoe #and kindly told me I should color his skin darker for proper rep #i took that criticism and improved #if I posted this drawing as a 14 yr old on twt today i wouldnt ever wanna share my art again after getting lambasted by a mob #ppl on twt be like #take criticism to improve #then the comment is #“LMAOOOOOO BE SRS DUDE😂” #rant #sidrabbles

[catsaurofmagiccomedy]

Missing my podcast guys o'clock!

#save me john malevolent. john malevolent save me. save me... #arthur; ypur famous ideas arthur; i miss them;; #malevolent podcast #malevolent #sam; samama khalid come back to me in ur iconic unrelenting search for the find out part of “fuck around and find out” #aliceee alice;; i need ur roasting ppl and “if i don't pay it attention it hasn't happened” attitude .. #gwen; my little scientifically unexplained specimen;; how many more finding outs do you have left in your journey bc of ur fucking around... #CELIA .come back;; pls keep breaking the barriers btwn dimensions queen; r u trying 2 go back home? idk but i support all ur rights & wrongs #tmagp #the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #imiss all of my guys (gender neutral)™ #i also miss red valley & the cellar letters;; but these guys™ r more recently missing so i haven't acclimated to their loss yet :c #when will they come back from the war (the perfectly reasonable in between season break)

[mysicklove]

sigh, me and my big mouth got me in trouble again.

#🔪 - mello talks too much #cw discourse #i’m in the call out post BUT i commented as a joke not knowing anything about the situation #i thought it was another anti-aging up call out post that i have experienced. so i commented ”DRAMA?” as a silly joke thinking it #was something completely different....they were not talking about the anti-aging up call out posts.... #i just followed that account like less than a week ago #I DONT KNOW THESE PPL 😔😔😔😔😔😔 #i always like remain neutral on situations (hold opinions to myself) but bc i comment on everything i see i got involved on accident #i’m just going to block all of the accounts that are associated with the post bc i cant mentally deal with this rn LOL #or should i apologize? but i also feel like i didn’t do anything wrong #except for not being aware of my surroundings #between the minors contacting me and now me getting myself dragged into a callout post (OF PPL I DONT EVEN KNOW) tumblr is roasting me toda #everyone needs to gag me and tie my hands behind my back so i don’t accidentally enter things that i don’t mean to enter #if i need to do an apology post just let me know

[marchsage]

silver’s cringefail father (spoilers up to hgss arc)

#pokespe #silver (pokespe) #giovanni (pokespe) #pokemon special #pokemon adventures #pokemon #gold (pokespe) #crystal (pokespe) #THEY ARE BOTH IN THIS just not the focus #he didn't say it out loud but i think it is Wild that he was like ok son go study under a guy who tried to end us all (lance) and then Pryce #like???? lance ok he did that in gsc. BUT PRYCE??? PRYCE????????? #i can rly only assume giovanni doesn't know pryce snatched his kid. bc like #he held up his kid in fire in frlg arc theres no way he wouldn't have annihilated pryce immediately #actually i think when i read it for the first time (magazine scans bby) i thought thats why he attacked him in ilex forest but no ig not #pryce did not deserve to come back <3 i can only assume he wasn't allowed back into the league but then again like a good chunk of ppl were #antagonists at some pt but also the other gym leaders Would Remember #my art #also gold taught them cringe and it just became a part of their lingo #imagine ur son just immediately roasting u with cringe. cringefail giovanni #wait ignore the part abt it being magazine scans i think those ended with arceus calmed down #it was first readthru i thought he was going to beat him up #i think giovanni is a good dad and could be a great dad! but also cringe dad #100n #200n #300n #you know. once i went into the pokespe tag and this was at the top and i wa slike. huh. that looks familiar

[jaegonsmoon]

ok but Lucemond as besties? Like they growing up together and being attached at the hip. I only have one word to describe them: INSUFFERABLE. They’d be fucking annoying.

#i’m having thoughts #they match each other’s energy so well now imaginr them using it against other ppl #they all hate them lmaooo they’re judgy af too #they roast the shit outta everyone #aemond x lucerys #lucemond #lucerys velaryon #aemond targaryen #lucerys targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #hotd

[vermillioncrown]

at the risk of sounding butthurt for talking about not being butthurt: going through quals really prepared me for trawling through fandom meta and research while keeping my zen

#redglyphs #opinionated verm #i have not seen another fandom as salty and divisive as the dc one #all the interesting meta and summaries come with this implicit ''you illiterate idiot'' vibe (exhausting) #or the ''we do what we want and fuck canon'' mindset is taken to the extreme end (simplistic and lacking nuance) #personally the visual style of a lot of western comics grates at me so it's hard to get into #but i do like the wack and fucked up dynamics of canon + trying to imagine a world/chronology around that #i like calibrating what i write around canon -> thus those meta&summary posters are very valuable and interesting to keep up with #i just gotta do 🙈 whenever they start to lambaste ''''fans'''' for not reading the comics/despised fanon reinterpretations of characters #''mmhmm yep. okay okay. i'm stupid. but let's get to why my blorbo is so fucked up bc of [whatever issue/run]'' #like whatever they say they cannot roast me as hard as this one prof from my quals panel did #that prof is basically the successor of the academic lineage that established his discipline #and man utterly destroyed me during the exam #''you have no idea what you're talking about; you didn't even read taylor's hypothesis from 1941'' and i just let my soul evaporate lmao #anyways. i feel like fandom (all fandom and esp ones w sprawling canons) would benefit from two things: #1) willingness to learn (you gotta try to absorb some of the canon to transform it; ''know the rules to break them'') #2) willingness to accept limits (ppl are allowed to pick and choose; ''you gotta tolerate other ppl on the playground'') #and like. fucking chill out. we're all literally writing about some fictional dudes doing fictional things #rarely is a thing you dislike actually harmful rather than just distasteful (to you personally or broadly w/e)

[sergle]

I just needed to message you and tell you how HARD I laughed at your post about 28 people who look exactly like me I showed all my coworkers with the selfie I attached to the post and I'm still chuckling to myself several hours after the fact

NO IT GENUINELY KILLED ME SEEING YOUR ADDITION... I know I'm the one who made the joke in the first place but the presence of all these clones is cracking me the fuck up

#the notes on it are a BLOODBATH but I'm so glad I look every once in awhile #bc it's still so funny to see people go 'what the FUCK. that's me' #you (and many other people apparently) could totally pass off that sketch as being Made For You #sergle answers #also I'm glad you find it as funny as Moi because some people appear to have interpreted it like. an insult? #like there's something wrong w the fact that there is A Look that a lot of ppl apparently have #it's not a roast but like I AM scared. that there are so many of the same person.

[lupismaris]

I have four (only four) photos of the party (a handful of guests around the fire taken well after dark) not counting post party bathroom selfies that might be salvageable and a bunch of photos of my parents' Christmas tree (taken because we aren't doing a tree this year and I got emotional when leaving)

Not a single photo of food, not a single photo of wine, not a single photo of me with anyone, not a single photo of the guests together or who came, not a single photo taken for social or for myself to prove the day even happened

Just a fleeting moment burnt out like a joyful ember filled with food, music, and people spending time together

I like to think that makes it a successful party

#this. this is a special kind of high. #like i don't think i could cut it as say a line cook y'know but a clam bake? pig/lamb roast? Crawfish boil? oh. oooh im king. #ok maybe not king but i feel untouchable rn. there was only one moment yesterday where I saw ppl on their phones n shit #yes i wish groups had merged a bit more and if I'd scheduled my time a bit better i could have done that #but for a first time ever hosting anything and having 25-30 people total ilthe fact that everyone said and seemed to enjoy themselves #and was engaged in conversations with people and connecting with each other and hanging out without having to put on facades #and demolished the food. absolutely demolished it. i had enough for a second round but by the time it was worth putting out #people were telling me to stop cooking tho i did pull out some for late arrivals #god i want to do this all the time holy shit. just. oh my god i need to figure out to do this regularly. my parents wont be up for it. #but maybe something. ill figure it out.

[chaddicus]

hashtags as used on Tumblr evolving into a standard punctuation mark in frequent use as a result of tags being limited in length but not restrictive of character (besides hard breaks like commas), and so the hashtag is a naturally occurring stop in one's asides and discussions. vs hashtags on other (often algorithmic) platforms indicating a word or phrase that will at best provide a punchline or context to the rest of the post or at worst be of no use or value to the viewer and function only as a bribe to the computer to show more people your face or whatever. is there something here?

#x: axel talks #listen I love any stuff I ever see about Internet linguistics or whatever you know #Tumblr dialect sorta shit I LOVE that. #I would love to talk to ppl about stuff like this I would love to hear/see other ppls thoughts on this #like do you think our familiarity with the format of Tumblr tags making hashtags a sort of punctuation mark #would ever breach the boundaries of the tag box and actually become a part of how we phrase our main post content sincerely? #or is this usage purely limited to the environment which does not *allow* one to neglect the hashtag? #internet linguistics #maaybe? don't roast me too much lol I'm just having fun thinking abt this

[toytulini]

i may not be able to open posts from my notes or messages or get more context on posts via looking at the notes, but at least i can make fucked up coffee properly now

#toy txt post #while i was away i began my journey into coffee snobbery. im doing my best. i have a lot to learn #i have a fancy hand grinder that all the ppl on reddit hemmedvand hawed andaid it would probably be somewhat #Acceptable for pour over coffee that I got for less than $100. i want you to understand the coffee grinder ppl are insane. #there are grinders for sale that cost like more than my car did brand new. these ppl are insane? i got a chemex pour over #and a glass stovetop gooseneck kettle cos i couldnt find an electric kettle that didnt have the metal touching the water. prolly cos it #would make them less energy efficient and defeat the purpose but i dont fuck w metal water vessels cos historically They Keep Betraying Me #by making my drinks taste like ass. i got some genetic fuckery going on ig. like the cilantro soap gene but its the metal makes water taste #like ass gene? idk. but i wanted a kettle that didnt have metal and i wanted that gooseneck pour so i found one on Amazon. surprisingly #hard to find? annoying. mostly bc every search engine is bad and kept showing me metal kettles anyway. i got a grinder i got a pour over i #got a kettle i got fancy beans from a local small business i started drinking it black. im going to unlock these flavors. i will get it #but also. im still a goblin. i put garlic powder in with the grounds and made garlic coffee. its interesting. it tastes like garlic. and #coffee. but actually the garlic is mostly an aftertaste? #so it feels very similar to drinking a cup of black coffee to accompany your garlic bread actually. the first time i made it i think it #underextracted the coffee tho. second time i extracted the coffee enough but i didnt like it as much? both times. fascinatingly #i did not get strong aromas! which was weird: i find both garlic and coffee have pretty strong scents already #i wouldve thought combining them would make it stronger? it was a little stronger while brewing the second time but smelled good to me #i find the flavor of it compelling enough that id like to try to refine it a bit more and see if i can make it good #ive come a long way since my first garlic coffee haha #(adding garlic salt to black coffee out of a keurig. dont reccomend this: garlic salt has too much salt and it overpowers everything. #could not get a garlic flavor without overpowering salt flavors. so it mostly tasted like seawater with a hint of coffee. garlic powder is #the way to go. anyway next i want to try it with a lighter roast. i was using medium roast #of a local brand that i would name for exposure but wont name lest it doxxes me haha #also want to try egg coffee sometimes? the vietnamese one. looks..intriguing. robusta beans scare me a little tho #anyway. if youre interested in interesting flavors i recc garlic coffee. it was intriguing. if i find a methodology i think tastes best #ill update yall #im also interested in other things. i want to experiment with spicy coffee. chili powder or cayenne #make the paprika dracula coffee haha #im also admittedly intrigued by butter coffee? as a flavor profile tho not for fad diet reasons.

[dreamerlynx]

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#sigh. puts up the barricades please I do not want to see d.nf on my dash #and again I do have it super filtered #I’m just soooo tired every little thing being HARD LAUNCH HARD LAUNCH until the next thing bc of course that didn’t happen #and life went on as usual #look I get it I’m the minority I’m aroace and easily exhausted by shipping esp real ppl shipping #but it’s times like this I miss the lore fandom bc man the complete focus on platonic dynamics and relationships was so nice #look if they ever actually say they’re dating I guess I’ll eat my words but so far I am not getting the sense that that will ever happen #and so it is extremely annoying to want to follow drm fans and get 90% of One Single Ship #and no sap except as third wheel for said ship #sorry I’m the only one who seems to not care abt George 😭😭 not in a bad way just. he’s fine and funny sometimes I guess but #I Just Don’t Care. and also another thing I need to get off my chest #why do ppl act like George is really shady and passive aggressive and ‘oh he should interact w X person who wronged drm he’d ROAST THEM!’ #like huh #George is one of the most Don’t talk about anything be vague be private ppl ever #I’m not saying he hasn’t had his moments of public support for drm but I just don’t get it #(it’s probably because he’s so vague and noncommittal that fans can just project their own feelings onto him) #sigh anyway I’m done that makes me feel better a bit #no tags just venting #<- it’s funny that became my venting tag now that I only vent in tags #bc some things such as this I am afraid to even put under read more lol

[seawitchkaraoke]

I love when ppl follow me immediately after reblogging a post of mine, thank you for letting me know which fandom I will disappoint you by not posting enough about lmao

#listen what are my fandoms? idk like. those ones #maybe today is D20 day where i will have opinions about other ppl playing dnd #or maybe today is avatar day (not that one) where i will roast ozai or feel bad for azula #or maybe it is lotr day. actually it is always lotr day but I'm still only posting about it when someone reminds me about boromir dying #hey it might be football (as in soccer) day again sometime! been a while but? could happen? #anyway if you're following me grab a seat have some chips enjoy the ride #don't feel bad for unfollowing me again if you're not having fun but if you wanna stay you're welcome to