#asks are just closed bc no requests rn but blurbs or chatting is totally fine and cool and so so welcome <3333

[thatdeadaquarius]

"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

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Safe Travels Anon,

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(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

#absolutely silly of me #to just now have the idea to thoroughly comb my asks for gems like these #admittedly we at like 50 now #so to some degree pls forgive me ily anon <3 #tysm for sending this!!! feel free to drop another blurb into submissions or when asks open #asks are just closed bc no requests rn but blurbs or chatting is totally fine and cool and so so welcome <3333 #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #my asks #genshin impact sagau #gender neutral reader #genshin x reader #wtf are my tags #help tumblr autofill tags help me #genshin impact #aqua chats #alright we calling writing blurbs #star stories #:)