#absolutely silly of me

[thatdeadaquarius]

"all we really know about this one is it's some kind of insult" Alhaithem gestured to the stone in the case "The first words of the beginning line should translate to 'your parent', with the second one saying 'you take that'. We can only assume it to be of insulting nature, unless you say otherwise...?" He looks toward you, curiously.

"...buys you megablocks instead of legos" you mumble unconsciously, holding in laughter because he wasn't wrong.

"What?" He leaned in to hear you better.

"Nothing, you're right but it's not an insult that really makes sense here" You swiftly move along to the next showcase, after reading it things become clear that these are from about the 2010's. "Alhaithem we should probably move on, most of these are obscure references to... plays, and jokes. Like this one" you point at the case "is Fre shavaca do".

"Fre...shaca do?"

"It's um, a joke about someone mis-writing a sign"

10/10 i cant believe this has been sitting here like the gem it is ToT

im so glad im posting all these at the same time tho bc i love confusing/bullying Alhaitham, call me a Kaveh kinnie ig

ANYWAY SORRY FOR NOT SHARING UR GREAT WRITING WITH THE WORLD BEFORE NOW THIS IS HILARIOUS

this kinda reminds me of my most recent post abt, but 10x more frustrated Alhaitham LMAO

You, constantly: "nah u wouldnt get it bro, u had to be there"

Alhaitham: "But I AM here, I would "get it", ahem, honorable sibling Lord??"

btw here's my lowkey bullying Alhaitham post, hehe

☆

Safe Travels Anon,

💀♒

(not tagging beloveds bc i be harassing them this week with short posts rip)

#absolutely silly of me #to just now have the idea to thoroughly comb my asks for gems like these #admittedly we at like 50 now #so to some degree pls forgive me ily anon <3 #tysm for sending this!!! feel free to drop another blurb into submissions or when asks open #asks are just closed bc no requests rn but blurbs or chatting is totally fine and cool and so so welcome <3333 #genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #my asks #genshin impact sagau #gender neutral reader #genshin x reader #wtf are my tags #help tumblr autofill tags help me #genshin impact #aqua chats #alright we calling writing blurbs #star stories #:)

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

Fazbear Entertainment did not program him to deal with that

#me and my homies kicking amatonormativity and aphobes this week so what better way than with a silly immortal comic? #posting this instead of sleeping its currently 2 am and moon is coming for my ass #i regret nothing #Moon will not let Sun live that down ever. 100 years from now he will still be making fun of him for that #sun: i think this thing in this program is very neat #moon; bored: thank you so much for telling me! its an absolute honor being your friend :) #sun: thAT WAS ONE TIME #meanwhile perkeo is taking a nap in the back #immortal au #dca au #dca fandom #doodles #dca fnaf #dca sun #dca moon #oc #sunshine draws #immortal au art🎨

[queer-reader-07]

yeah yeah heartbreak and all that but can we talk about how silly aziraphale and crowley are?

aziraphale’s all “this human police officer *WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE*” about muriel as if he didn’t go to Edinburgh just to play the part of “newsPAPER MAN”

crowley’s all “i’m a demon” until he’s high as fuck on laudanum and he’s all “not pretend-yyy good”

crowley’s just really into ducks for no discernible reason and i’m kind of very here for it

like yes yes the heartbreak the crushing weight of existence BUT ALSO ✨silliness✨

#this is how i’m coping #gonna focus on the silly goofy and act as if i didn’t send my friend 7 videos of me screaming abt the ending at midnight when i finished ep6 #good omens #good omens shitpost #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #found this one absolutely BURIED in my drafts #have fun with it besties

[steddieas-shegoes]

When Eddie is introduced to Jonathan, they both give each other a look that says “if you say anything, you’re dead” and naturally, Nancy clocks it immediately.

“What was that?”

“Nothing,” they said at the same time, only growing the suspicion.

“Seriously? Do you know each other already?”

“No!”

“Yes, but-“

They glare at each other, but Eddie speaks up again.

“He bought from me a couple times. No big deal.”

Nancy looks between them, shakes her head. “There’s something else going on. But we’ve got bigger problems.”

And they did.

For months, their problems seemed to get worse by the day. It was a great distraction.

But honestly, anytime Eddie spent more time with Jonathan, it got harder not to say how they actually knew each other: a make out session in a bathroom at a party when Jonathan was yearning for Nancy.

He told Steve eventually, had to with the way he kept finding ways to avoid being around Jonathan and Steve got suspicious.

“If he said something to you about us, I’ll take care of it. He doesn’t get to say shit about what makes us happy.”

And Eddie couldn’t have Steve lose another fight, so he told him.

“So wait. You and Jonathan…”

“Made out. Yes.”

“Like…with tongue?”

Eddie rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I remember tongue being involved.”

“And hands?”

“They were there too.”

Steve puts his hands on his hips, lifts one to wipe over his face, then settles it back on his hip. “And you liked it?”

“Considering at the time my options were Jonathan or the girl in Hellfire who insisted I wasn’t gay because I looked at her during campaigns, yeah. It wasn’t the worst thing I’ve been through.”

Steve huffed. “Yeah, but like. Compared to me-“

“Oh my god.”

“What?!”

“I cannot believe you’re jealous of Jonathan Byers. Again.”

“I’m not! I’ve never-“

Eddie raised his brows. “Never? Not once?”

“That was different!”

“That was worse.”

“I dunno, finding out your boyfriend has made out with the only other guy in Hawkins who’d be up for it is arguably worse.”

Steve pouted for hours. Eddie let him.

It was cute, alright?

And when he got over it, they made out for hours in his bed.

Steve, of course, was the one who told Nancy.

In his defense, he was very high, and Nancy had been pushing him all night, from the moment she caught wind that he might know how they knew each other.

Eddie went inside to grab them all water, and she pounced.

By the time Eddie got back, Steve was half asleep and Nancy was smirking at Eddie.

“You could’ve just said.”

“He’s never getting high for free again.”

“He’s your boyfriend.”

“He’s back to being a paying customer, too.”

Nancy laughed, startling Steve into opening his eyes. He smiled up at Eddie, no clue he’d just given up one of their secrets.

“Hi, baby. You know Nancy didn’t know about you and Jonathan?”

Eddie glanced over to see Nancy rolling on her side, laughing hysterically.

“Yeah. I’m sure that was on purpose. How about we get you to bed, superstar?”

He managed to get Steve onto the couch, where he immediately passed out.

Nancy hugged him, kissed his cheek, like she always did before leaving.

“It’s not a big deal, you know. He’s mentioned that he isn’t only into women. We’ve talked a lot about the Argyle situation.” She walked towards the door. “Steve will get over the jealousy eventually. It’s not like Jonathan wouldn’t have made out with him if he could have.”

She left before Eddie could respond.

Eddie suddenly understood exactly what Steve was feeling.

“Not gonna happen,” he mumbled to himself before joining Steve on the couch and pulling him close.

#eddie munson #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #sorry but it’s a very funny thought to me that Eddie and Jonathan made out once and Steve gets jealous #and it’s way way worse than any jealousy he had over Nancy #it’s also absolutely hilarious to think of Eddie getting illogically jealous in return #it’s just a silly brain worm #it took up 10 minutes of my day so now it can take up 5 of yours

[kedreeva]

We drove across the state today to set up a photo frame device for my aunt, and introduce her to Bug. While we were there, we took her and her bf to dinner across the street from her complex, and my mom texted to ask how we'd gotten my aunt over, since we're in my dad's fuckoff big truck and she's not able to climb into it. My dad texted back that he just tied a tow cable to her wheelchair and drove over, and my mom texted me to find out the truth but

My aunt laughed until she wheezed and told us to stop being so mean to her sister, but when we got back to her apartment:

She helped us get "proof" to send my mom because you gotta have a little fun teasing your siblings

#my family #stories about Ked's life #personal #i wish i could share the photo i took of her absolutely losing it #she could barely tell me to stop it lol #also like #ask a silly question get a silly answer imo #we walked over obviously

[circesoracle]

after years of misuse of the word queerbaiting I'm glad Wicked (2024) is coming out so everyone can see a real-time demonstration of what it actually is

#Wicked #Universal already using 💚💖 for it #the head on the shoulder #absolute lack of Fiyero's silly ass #the cycle begins again #and DO NOT come at me about the book this has nothing to do with the book #do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written

[nofacednerd]

Boimler totally would somehow manage to be the only person in the 24th century to experience comphet

#this is just based on a silly personal hc!! totally okay if you disagree #Star Trek Lower Decks #brad boimler #beckett mariner #d'vana tendi #samanthan rutherford #my art #doodles #either way this absolutely is a gay friend group you cant convince me otherwise #.. man I've been on a fanart kick lately LMAO #also first real attempt drawing all the main gang woo

[grillbyz]

When someone asks who the former royal scientist was

#undertale #kingdings #asgore #asgore dreemurr #gaster #w.d. gaster #my art #draws something that has absolutely been done before bc i can... as a treat #tragic and silly old men yaoi save me.... silly and tragic old men yaoi... save me tragic and silly old men yaoi....

[cheebuss]

Team Fourtrees 2 except Redclan Spoovy doodles... not canon for the AU or anything but life could be a dream...

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #team fourtrees 2 #tf2 heavy #tf2 spy #spoovy #team fortress 2 #warriors #warrior cats #// their ship name is so so silly it brings me great joy #// I simply think they would get along #// bottom-right is them both watching RED Scout kibby absolutely fuck up the ambush and get rolled by Blueclan's patrol oopsie #russian roulette #<- OH THATS THEIR SHIP NAME LOL

[kiksniko]

hi again 😁 i need all ur braces!dazai hcs or just scenarios, i love this au so much

WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED

1.) a lot of people say chuuya should also have braces but i’ve summarized that chuuya would simply have perfect teeth from the get go and would not need braces. he wears glasses though, periodically

2.) for a long period of time dazai refused to give orders to his subordinates directly because it would have required him to open his mouth so he had chuuya do it for him. he had to pay a small fee for this though ( i.e for every favour chuuya did, dazai would have to smile for a picture. thats why chuuya has so many of them )

3.) present dazai will outright refuse to admit that his perfect smile was from braces. he says it was all genetic. if chuuya is in the vicinity of him saying this he will do everything in his power to silence him

here’s chuuya with nerdy little glasses. for your viewing pleasure

#QnA #this entire universe is so silly to me like #is there any basis to this? absolutely not. will i continue to put these boys through different cringe eras? hell fucking yeah #bsd #soukoku #skk

[scalierpepper]

Gave my pfp a bit of a glow up!!

Neat to see the one year improvement

#my art #i'm too impatient to wait for the exact day but this is pretty much exactly a year since my first post #i had just read nona the ninth and i had so many fanart ideas #i was also at my parent's house for the holiday staying in their freezing cold basement guest room #so i was down there drawing at like 3 am next to a space heater #anyways this year i'm back in the same exact situation so the vibes inspired me #unfortunately i didn't think ahead enough to bring ntn with me (i do have htn tho lol) otherwise i would absolutely reread it rn #like it's silly what it's come to represent for me but i love these nona drawings so much #the locked tomb #nona the ninth

[cyberdragoninfinity]

me: hey tag duel tournie what's up

yugioh duel links tag duel tournament: AI PEGASUS FULLY AWARE OF HIS OWN DEATH MOMENTS...2!

me: OH. OK.

#IT DOESNT STOP IT NEVER STOPS. EVEN IN THE SILLY FUNNY TAG DUEL TOURNIE #ygo posting #yugioh duel links #duel links madness #this absolutely jaw-socked me WAS NOT EXPECTING PEGASUS GOING OFF ABOUT MORTALITY. AGAIN. #the grandpa/peggy combo is so funny pegasus also gets really upset that grandpa thought he was old. even though gramps should be RIGHT!!!! #me @ pegasus: you are FIFTY TWO and that is FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dana's little ygo funnies

[void-and-virtue]

Lying on the floor in a puddle of my tears and staring blankly at the ceiling as I once again think about all the fucked up, multi-dimensional ways that Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk and Han Sooyoung encompass the god vs creation and deity vs worshipper dynamics

#it goes all ways between them and stacks on top of each other #there’s like five different angles to it and a secret sixth thing and it makes me go insane #is a god the person who creates or the person who preserves created life by sheer faith alone #the absolute mind bend of a world created for one person alone yet that entire universe kept alive by their imagination and love for it #also the whole situation of love from reader to creator and creator to reader and character as a tool but character as a devoted companion #the way the creation loves and devotes itself to suffer for its god-not-god in turn #ORV is so convoluted it’s like five billion mindfucks stacked in a trench coat #and I love every silly little word of it #ugh #orv spoilers #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader’s viewpoint spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung

[redrobin-detective]

Continuing my incredibly sporadic and incredibly all over the place Adventure Time watch, it's really hitting me how Finn and Jake really are at completely different stages in life.

Jake had this whole other life going on before Finn became aware. Dogs in this world mature faster, age faster and don't live as long as humans. Jake went through multiple different phases, phases where he was cruel and reckless and even criminal. I had gotten used to Jake being this calm and wise center of the series that it has been eye opening to see that it was a multiyear long struggle to get to that point. And then Finn began coming into his own and wanted to be a hero and Jake changed again for him.

People have commented on the nature of Finn and Jake's relationship and it really does feel like a sibling pair in which there's a sizable gap between the elder and the younger. Jake does at times take on an almost parental role in guiding Finn. As Finn is growing up and really figuring out who he is, Jake is solidly in doggie middle age. While Finn is roaring with restless, reckless energy and trying to figure out who he is, Jake has mostly settled himself and is now making peace with his past and his future.

Jake's death is made out to be tragic but I bet he passed nice and easily of old age without want or regret. A peaceful death. But I believe the real tragedy was not in how Jake died but the fact that he didn't adequately prepare Finn for it. Jake had been the main pillar over the course of Finn's entire life. He has lost people and suffered a lot as teen/young adult, he couldn't imagine a life without Jake even though Finn would live long after Jake had met his natural end. I wonder if the two of them even realized how incongruous their lifespans were. Surely Simon or even the Islanders could have explained it to them. I wonder if it would have even mattered.

Finn did everything with his entire body and being, including love. He had decided early on that Jake was going to be his partner, best friend, brother forever and maybe nothing Jake or anyone said could have convinced him to move on.

#adventure time #dont mind me im still emo over adventure time #some of the eps I skipped over before have some absolutely fascinating character beats #we really see finn focusing on growing up #and jake focusing on settling into middle age #jake has grown kids for petes sake #they are oth goofy silly adventuring brothers #but they were never destined to go on forever #thats not the tragedy thats just life #the tragedy is that finn could not accept it #ofc who ever really gets over the death of their dog?

[craacked-splatters]

A lil mareach doodles perhaps?

#smb #super mario bros #princess peach #mario #they are so soft guys #i feel like they'd act like lovesick fools with all the giggling and yearning and small domestic gestures and sunset balcony talks #and itd be forever until they realized the other also likes likes them oh these absolute sweet fools #mareach gives me the most domestic couple vibes ever #theyre so silly #and fun to draw!! #splatter scribbles #phone art #more doodles :pp #mareach

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy au whiteboard scribbles <3

#the brainrot has been. SO severe lately you guys dont even Know #its insanely funny to me picturing sally accidentally setting things on fire #She's Simply 1) Made Of Fire & 2) Made Of Fire #poppy's poor tail... sally absolutely tells her that she put it over the campfire when she turned around #ohhhh a Thought... writing it down for future use #another thing that entertains me is the 'wally reverted into puppet form' arc #its full of dramatic irony <3 its so silly <3 #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #OH THIS WAS FROM WHITEBOARDING WITH MIGUEL AGAIN! INDIGOPOPTART! GO LOOK AT THAT BLOG RN! #but. yk. a 'trope' in art that i absolutely Adore #is when character's faces / upper torso is blacked out in shadow bc they're just That fucking incensed / Experiencing Emotion #ITS CATNIP TO ME!!!!