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~ASPARALORUM~

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Asparagus: Truth or dare?

Jelly: Truth

Asparagus: I dare you to kiss me

Jelly, leaning in for a kiss: You better believe I'm not here to lose

Skimble:

Jenny: What the fuck she didn't even choose dare-

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Gus: fuck you, my child is fine

Jelly: your child has been asking me to marry him since we were eleven

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Jelly: be honest, do you actually like me?

Asparagus: we are literally married

Jelly: people get divorces, answer my question

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Tumble: Hey, Dad? Can I get some dating advice?

Asparagus: Just because I'm with Jelly doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Young Asparagus: I'm falling for you

Young Jelly: then get up

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Jelly: I love all our kits. Etcetera...

Jelly: *looks at smudged writing on hand* Tammyboulders, Pomcycle

Asparagus: *squints* and Coldbarkert

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Jenny: you know, Asparagus gives Jelly flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too

Skimble: ...okay?

*Later that day, Skimble gives Jelly flowers*

Jelly: ???

Skimble: I don't know, I'm confused as well

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*Watching a movie*

Asparagus, pointing at a girl on the screen: that actress is fucking fit

Jelly, jealous: yeah? Well, that boy is hot!

Asparagus, a bisexual: I KNOW RIGHT?

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*movie night*

Asparagus, nudging Jelly: why are you always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Jelly, half asleep: you make me feel safe

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Jelly: My love, what are you so stressed about?

Asparagus Jr: Our universe could exist in a false vacuum. If this is true, an event that releases enough energy could hypothetically create a bubble of “true vacuum” which would expand in all directions at the speed of light. If this bubble were to exist, we would have no way of knowing due to it moving at the speed of light. It would also obliterate anything it touches, as the bubble contains incredibly high amounts of energy and could rewrite the basic structure of matter itself. At any moment, you and everything else on this Earth, in this solar system, could be destroyed. There is no way to predict this. There is no way to stop this. It’s not even an inevitable fate you must accept, for it may not even be true.

Jellylorum: …*pats him on the back awkwardly*

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Asparagus: so, what would you do if I was in bed with you?

Jelly: depends, is your bed comfortable?

Asparagus: yeah

Jelly: then I'd sleep

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Jelly, burying her face into Asparagus' chest: you're annoying

Asparagus, smiling gently: but you love me

Jelly, muffled: doesn't make you less annoying

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Jelly: I may have feelings for Raz...

Jenny: finally!

Skimble, suspicious: what kind?

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Asparagus: *throwing popcorn to toddler Tumble like a pigeon*

Jellylorum: Stop that! Do you want more to show up?!

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Asparagus: I hate arms

Jellylorum: ...why?

Asparagus: you have two big arms that split into ten smaller arms

Jelly: ...

Jelly: I cannot believe you're the person I've decided to spend the rest of my life with

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