#authcap

[prettypinkmcavoy]

I cant get enough of these brushes so i decided to draw the civil axis swap au

#centricide #civil axis swap #jreg #biolen #authcap #ancol #anfash #i love this au so much!!! #now for the brushes i use in case you wnat to buy them #rusty nib for the line work and kraft tone for the colours

[centi-pedve]

authcap would call himself bi$3xual authdem would call himself a faggot and authcon would become sad ant bindle if he saw "homophobes dni" on someone's profile

#f slur #yes we'll talk about ocs we havebnt really introduced yet. (does that attractive tiktok face #authcap and authdem would argue with each other on tumblr without realizing #the discourse would be insane they'd be mortal enemies

[real-centricide-twitter-posts]

#authcap smolmeg

[hazyaltcare]

Self-care based around Anfash/Authcap, specifically with reminders of Authcap.

Skeletal Coin Bank - $37.95

Coffee Mug (11 oz.) - $14.99 $9.99

Anfash Sticker - $3.05

Sleep Mask - $12

Keychain - $1.50

Fidget Spinner - $4.24 - $5.42

Bath Bomb - $8.99

Beach Towel - $22

Mod Haze (🎱Vriska)

#fictive #centricide fictive #anfash fictive #authcap fictive #self care #🎱 #mod haze #tw fascism #💀 anon

[bluizu]

ok nobody cares but centricide human name and nationality headcanon

Ancom: Arson/Puerto Rican

Ancap: Andrew/Austrailan-American

Authcom: Karl/Russian

Authcap: Nathan/German

Anqueer: Quinn/Dutch

Anpac: Anastasia/Afghan

Annih: Anthony/Belarusian

these are just a few btw.

#centricide #blue dropkicks naftal #centricide headcanon

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

part 1 of Conquest for Bread (switcheroo edition)

part 2 is Here

#civil axis swap au #jreg #centricide #biolen #ancol #authcap #anfash #ok so the first half is complete #again #im really bad at backgrounds but you can still make fun of me #biolen owns a beta if anyone's curious #because betas are smart and cute just like the person reading this #thank you to my followers for getting me to 300 :) #also thank you to the group chat for helping me figure out which anime biolen would watch #tw #smoking #my art

[lettucefather]

the civil axis swap AU dorks imitating the other polcomp thing i made a while ago! as you can see, i ended up (mostly) de-dorking the animals because i’m weak and boring.

all characters belong to @post-modern-neo-marxism!

#happy early birthday meg!! #civil axis swap au #centricide #fanart #biolen #ancol #anfash #authcap #lettuce art tag

[starrydevotion]

no im not having a moment shut up /lh

#posad art #centricide #civil axis swap au #civil axis au #authcap

[the-1-foxy]

Here’s an Authcap design I made a few months ago because that’s a thing.

You’ll notice he doesn’t have sunglasses because he isn’t cool

(Oh also that random number is just the width the lineart was gonna be before I gave up on it)

#centricide #jreg centricide #polcomphumans #jreg #art #fanart #centricide oc #authcap #centricide authcap #jrumblr #the 1 art

[jregshole]

we're a horrible person

art cred to @post-modern-neo-marxism

#civil axis swap au #ancol #authcap

[mars-the-4th-planet]

The (Un)Popular Front

[a centride jregswap fanfic]

The centricide was over, and with it, extremist unity. Somewhere is Tennassota, USSA, there was a lovely little farming commune where everyone was happy. Except those who's jobs it was to farm all day because too many of the workers decided that they were better suited to painting and poetry, as they were in their words "Too gay for manual labor."

Despite Biolen's (biological leninism) protests that this was in fact homophobic reasoning, and that everyone had to pitch in so those who chose to farm wouldn't be overworked, his appeal to logic failed. As they were leftists and leftists don't know how logic works and they hate any sort of work. Without the government giving them handouts, their time was limited.

But more pressing matters than eventual starvation, somewhere out there a moderately conservative comedian made an edgy joke about how fifteen percent of the population caused seventy percent of mild inconveniences. This sent leftist leaders of the commune into a frenzy.

In a hurry, Biolen went to the barn, where the crop storages had been replaced with row after row of stripper poles. But since everyone was so lazy, and there being no money incentive, they were going unused.

In the middle of it all, happily munching on a raw cob of corn he picked himself, was Ancol. (anarchist collectivism) He was one of the few so committed to the idea of a prosperous happy collective, that he was willing to set aside his lazy liberal instincts and do manual labor to make it happen. As a result, he was also one of the fittest, strongest, sexie- erm, most powerful men in the commune. In addition he was quite tall. Biolen found this very appealing.

"Ancol, Ancol!" Biolen cried out to their friend, running up to him. "Is time for lunch Biolen, what is it?" He responded.

"There's a bad joke on the internet right now! This is terrible! We need to unite the left, and work together to cancel this fascist!"

"Fascist...? On the internet?" Ancol took a long swig of what may have been vodka, though it was unlabeled. "What else is new, comrade?"

"We need to do something now! And I know just how to do it!"

"And just how exactly is this our problem...?" Ancol grinned and waved his arm in a wide arc. "We are happy and safe here. You and the Marxist-leninist have banned technology and taken away our phones, and Anprim smashed them right after. I do not see why bad man on internet should bother us."

"But I still have my phone, to spread the word about gender theory!" Squeaked Biolen through their gas mask that covered the lower half of their face. "And I can't help but see all the stupid crap people post on Twitter! It's terrible! We need to assemble the Left to combat this, or the Right will continue to use their free speech!"

"Hmm, if you insist Biolen." Ancol stood up. "But how can we do that? Leftist very different from one another. Some say silly government hat is good. Some say it is bad, and to only wear anarchist hat. Some wear only kitty ears. How can we unite? Cannot force leftist to get along."

"I have two words for you, Ancol: Popular. Front." Biolen clapped their hands. "We put aside our distances and form an Anti-Fascist Coalition, it works every time!"

"You want to create an AFC? So soon after the Centricide?"

"Yes! No doubt those stinky capitalist cishet nazis are already planning an attack on the USSA!"

"But who decides what counts as a Fascist?"

"Well, I do!" Biolen said. "If it's a cis man it's a Fascist and if it's a cis woman it's a Terf. Under commune laws we get rid of both. By giving them a taste of the down with cis bus!"

"But... I'm a cis man?" Ancol pointed out, before drinking more vodka.

"Yeah but I'm going to headcanon you as a male-presenting genderfluid demiboy, and pretend you didn't just say that."

"That is fair. So how will we defeat them Biolen?"

"Well, with enough members in our Popular Front, or our Anti-Fascist Coalition, we can beat them with sheer numbers. We are the working class gays and trans, and we will crush the cishet rich elite few!"

"Mm. Yes comrade. Who should we invite?"

"Well, we need compatible idealogies. We don't want fascists joining our cause, or terfs in our ranks! That would ruin everything!"

"How about that hot Cyka Marxist-leninist? Or as some call him, commie? Hehehe~" Ancol giggled, getting drunk and amorous as he thought about the biceps and abs of his authoritarian counterpart.

"No, no. He doesn't respect Ancom's pronouns." They pointed out.

"Then how about Ancom quemself?"

"No way. Ancom is problematic for criticizing socialist states."

"To be fair, North Korea IS *hic* terrible. But yes, Ancom is very cute and problematic." Ancol took another long drink.

"I didn't say cute. Cuteness doesn't matter."

"Yes you do matter, to me! Little comrade." Ancol tried to drunkenly pull Biolen into a Russian dance and a noogie, but Biolen dodged his clumsy grasps.

"Okay, so, what about CCP and Nazbol? They aren't, you know, that accepting... But they are powerful and militaristic! We'll need warriors to beat fascism..."

"Mmm but Biolen... They are *hic* practically.... Prac..."

"ANCOL! Stay awake!"

"Aah! What were we-yes! They are nearly right wing dictatorship idealogies. Practically fascists themselves."

"Yeah I guess you're right. But is the dictatorship part really so bad if it's a dictatorship of the proletar-"

"Biolen! Do not make stupid comment! Dictatorship is wrong and oppressive!"

"Obviously cishets would be included from the government, Ancol... I'm not stupid."

"Okay so, how about Social Democrat?" Ancol shrugged and leaned back, except there was nothing behind him. He would have fell, but he was well trained in the art of sitting on thin air. A must-have skill in order to to the kazosky kick.

"Eh, not terrible but... Too liberal and like, almost a centrist but not quite. They don't even believe the rich, straights, and cis must all die."

"No go, then? How about... Anqueer?"

"Okay, Anqueer would be great but... Xe never follows orders. Doesn't even flinch when I threaten to whoop xem."

"Trotskyist?"

Biolen made fake hairball coughing noises. Like a cat.

"Social Libertarian? Environmentalist?"

Biolen made the same hairball coughing noises except amplified and bass-boosted.

"Yeesh, comrade! Is there any leftist you would be happy to have in your Popular Front? *hic* it was your idea after all."

"Yeah, you."

Under his shades, Ancol's eyes began to water. "You- you mean it? Is no joke and tease, comrade?"

"Yeah, yeah."

"I love you." Ancol collapsed into Biolen, giving him a tight hug before passing out.

"Hmp. Stupid heavy drunk-ass anarchist-I love you too." Biolen knew deep down Ancol was problematic in a number of ways. He was incredibly Libertarian, for one thing. He was a drunkard. Worst of all, he was *bleh* cis.

But somehow, they could look past all that. Just this once, they could refrain from canceling.

Authoritarian Capitalism: and THAT is why leftists always attack one at a time, or at most in pairs, Anfash! They're like minions in an action movie.

Anarcho-fascism: that was a great story dad!

Authoritarian Capitalism: oh NOW you see me as a father figure? Not like yesterday, when you wouldn't get out the tank.

Anarcho-fascism: no one's my dad when I'm in a tank and they're not~

Authoritarian Capitalism: Heh, true. Oh! Remember: I know it's pride month, but do NOT break or burn down any buildings. We live in a society of laws and property rights, and that comes before our fueds with culturally marxist corporations.

Anarcho-fascism: aw but dad! They were flying the (CENSORED) Pride Flag!

Authoritarian Capitalism: I know, so let's compromise: you can hurt their employees, customers, and so on if they seem to be queer. But not the owners or their private property. Understand?

Anarcho-fascism: Ugh, fine I guess that will do...

Authoritarian Capitalism: Goodnight Anfash. Get good sleep.

Authcap tucked Anfash in, and turned out the light. Another political day had come to a close. Tomorrow, everyone hoped for a brighter future now that centricide was over. Except the nihilist, who never thought things could get better to begin with. But that's besides the point and is a story for another day.

The end.

@post-modern-neo-marxism

#political satire #jreg centricide #jregswap #ancol #biolen #anfash #authcap

[ask-authcap]

Hey! Are ya gonna do that picrew thing?

What? What is "picrew"?

#ask authcap

[silentatmosphere19]

ok sorry this is late

here are the pfp and banner images for @ask-authcap

@post-modern-neo-marxism‘s characters (:

#centricide #ask authcap #civil axis swap au

[real-centricide-twitter-posts]

#authcap smolmeg #biolen smolmeg

[hazyaltcare]

Hey could I get a self care package thing based around Anfash and Authcap? Like colors and themes and whatever, mostly Authcap stuff if possible cause I want reminders of my creature lover. 💀

I'll do my 8est

Mod Haze (🎱Vriska)

#🎱 #mod haze

[post-modern-neo-marxism]

The civil axis swap characters gender swapped

alright i was gonna save this until after i was done with all the other requests but you know what, im posting it now

heres the civil gender swap au

anon i hope this is what you had in mind

Oh! And: credit to @politigirls for authcap’s design. Fae was a big inspiration for this

#jreg #centricide #civil axis swap au #politigirls #biolen #authcap #ancol #anfash #my art #blood for the 400 blood gods #ive been rushing these out right before work and i should stop doin that #but when have i ever listened to my own advice #anfash is lighting a roman candle for anyone who's confused #lesbians i hope this satisfies #smoking #alcohol #bad habit alley #i just realized this looks like the first time i ever drew the original four fem!extremists together #shit did i ever post that drawing