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#babe it's 4 pm time for your dick flattening

campediem69 · 3 years

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*laughs in god oc who basically reality shifts so I don’t have to create new ocs* ANYWYAS

basically my oc has some serious problems with Daniel and tries to drown him in milk every night, she hates him so much that she literally got cows just for her nightly dairy Daniel drowning

it’s cause they have

they have

BEEF

shbsbsnajsnsnsn

-sex anon

(also her and david kiss mwah mwah *clinks em tigther like dolls*)

it's time for your nightly dairy drowning daniel!

#its like that one meme #babe its time for your 4 pm dick flattening #yes honey

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cinnamonest · 2 years

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Albedo: (y/n) i want u to lactate do ur woman thing

creator!darling: i can only lactate when i give birth :/ out of that there's just a little chance that i might lactate, that's how human anatomy works-

Albedo: well im gonna impregnate u then!

Then creator!darling becomes silent for the next five minutes asking if she was lucky that she made him infertile or if it was a mistake.

I like to think of the process leading up to her breaking it to him though. Poor thing just keeps trying and is visibly frustrated that she's not swelling up yet like what's the problem here >:/ Being the determined boy he is though he won't give up so easily, so he just tries harder. Maybe it's not going far enough into her womb so he's gotta be sure to really press against her as hard as possible when he cums, grip the flesh of her hips and pull her in so their hips are pressed up against each other as much as possible to ensure it goes in deeper that way! Maybe some of it is leaking out? You know they make vaginal plugs too, to keep cum inside. Invest in one of those. Try new positions. Fertility medications. Aphrodisiacs to make them both cum more. Or perhaps the frequency? Gotta bump up the number of times each day. But you can't just have it all at once, no, you have to space it out throughout the day, to make sure you have even intervals in between! Yes there's a schedule. Yes he writes it down on a board in the room to ensure you remember. No you can't change the schedule.

Like that one dick-flattening meme, except its

"babe! It's 4 pm time for your tri-hourly insemination!"

"Yes honey"

#lena's asks #q #.creator

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ask-king-bowser · 3 years

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babe it's time for your 9:40 pm dick flattening

What the fuck

Who the fuck are you

What the fuck do you want from me

And it's Almost 4 am.