I have to say, it's fucking raw how Anthony is hammering in the theme of generational trauma; Bearry not teaching Hen to handle his anger, Hen not teaching the twins how to handle their anger, Sparrow not teaching Normal how to handle his anger. Frank making Darryl kill the turkey, Darryl making Grant kill the quimera, Grant making Lincoln kill the tree. Bill was an absent father to Glenn, Glenn was an absent father to Nicky, Nicky is an absent father to Taylor.
4 generations and it all repeats.
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D&Dads Season 1:
The Daddies
Henry Oak: It's ok to ask for help.
Darryl Wilson: You're not a burden
Gleen Close: Murder is okay
Ron Stampler: Your feelings matter.
Interlude:
The Sons/Dads
Lark Oak-Garcia: Murder is okay.
Sparrow Oak-Garcia: Murder is okay.
Nick Close/Foster: Murder is okay.
Grant Wilson: Murder is reaally okay.
Terry Jr. Stampler: Your feelings matter also murder is okay.
D&Dads S2
The Teens
Normal Oak: You're not a burden.
Lincoln Li Wilson: Is okay to ask for help.
Taylor Swift: Murder is okay.
Scary Marlowe: Eh... whatever... Murder is okay, I don't care.
Bônus.
The Omega Daddies + Frank
Barry Oak: Is okay to ask for help not everyone is a natural like me. And murder is okay.
Bill Close: Your feelings don't matter. And murder is okay.
Willy Stampler: You ARE a burden. And murder is okay.
Frank Wilson: Murder is okay but also what the fuck, guys?
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Dndads Dad characters and what I consider to be their most notable parenting crime
The amount of seriousness for any of these is highly variable
Barry: Using a giant hamster water bottle type thing to hydrate the soulless bodies of your grandkids.
Bill: Not letting his son murder him.
Cern: Getting your kids involved in the doomsday cult you're a member of.
Darryl: Honestly? Being a slightly more boring version of my own dad.
Frank: Not super canon, but like...he'd give the "Eat some peanut butter to stop being depressed" advice.
Gartok: Enslaved his kids.
Glenn: Pretended to not like minions with an intensity that it made him look really bad in court.
Grant: Probably should have taken Lincoln to a therapist right after the cat incident.
Henry: Seems to have forgotten he has a daughter.
Jodie: Gave his child a flashbang.
Lark(?): Didn't tell Normal about the bulletproofing in the mascot outfit. Poor kid was probably wondering why all the cheerleading moves were harder now.
Marco: So unsure of himself that he's able to be convinced he signed a permission slip for his son to go to Seattle.
Nicky: Suggests friend murder way too easily as a problem solving method.
Ron: "Who's your daddy now?"
Scam: Hermie is a teenager because that's the funniest age for him to be.
Sparrow: Did not stop Normal from being Vinny the Vulture during a heatwave.
Terry Jr.: Offered Scary some kale chips that one time.
Willy: Honestly? It's the I have two fish and two plates...lemme just stack these plates together and eat both of the fish moment. That's just such an inexplicable, what the fuck? moment for me.
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I saw someone say they think sparrows always wearing a bathrobe like some kind of deranged housewife, and I have not stopped thinking about it. Now I can't stop imagining him as that one picture of Daniel Radcliffe:
Barry Oak would be SO disappointed.
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More s1 grandparents doodles ft. baby Henry
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I know this blog has been on a frankly terrifying (yet glorious) Willy stampler kick lately but I would like to say I am unfortunately in love with your Bill close and Barry Oak designs. All three of them are terrible and I want their swag
the worst men i know
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