#bastard.

[seductive-snail]

its not a joke anymore, (it never was) i seriously need the lords in black to become tumblr sexymen (i was always serious) they would kill the competition (send them to drowsy town)

#guys please artists or anyone #i implore you #for your consideration: #likes the sound of his own voice #just a teeny bit of a creep /hyp #eats souls? (idk i havent finished nmt) #bastard. #filthy capitalist #guys pleaseeeeee #i love them its getting out of hand #pokey #blinky #nibbly #tinky #wiggly #pokotho #blinklotep #nibblelinephym #tnoy karaxis #wiggog y'wrath #ALSO WHY IS NIBBLELINEPHYM SO HARD TO SPELL?? #npmd #starkid #snail rambles #snail speaks

[elphael]

shae dice 🔏💫🗡️

#dice tag #🔏 #bastard.

[utterdrip]

tEa iSnT ReAlLy mY dRiNk

#frankie posts #bg3 spoilers #bastard.

[vivitur-moritur]

explaining to my friend the entirety of the QiJiu tragedy (PIDW canon) and I get to the point where I dramatically say and then YQY fucking dies, and they just nodded and said mhm…

It was at that moment that I realized that “even tho i’m on my phone i’m still listening” was a fucking LIE. You won’t even let me draw when play dnd, (an auditory, non-visual game). And I would understand, it’s totally fair to want someone’s undivided attention, especially when it’s about something one cares about.

But the thing is, you drew the whole time we were WATCHING Heaven Official’s Blessing. An action that requires your EYES, the same as drawing.

And now you decide that you’d rather be on your phone than listen to me. I understand a lot of people don’t like to hear me rant about my interests. I can get loud and over-excited, and to be honest, you probably care very little about my favourite doomed romance. But godDAMN, even my dear twin, who cares very little about offending me, has the tact to say hey, Mori, I understand you’re excited about this but I don’t have the time/interest right now to listen to you about it.

And I say okay, dear twin! And I’m a little sad, yes, but it is fucking devastating to get to the most dramatic part of my story, and you say mhm. And I ask you if you were listening, and you say yes. And I ask you what happened, what did I just say, and you say you forgot. And I say you weren’t listening, and you say you were, and some other shit I can’t remember because it made no sense, and at least everyone else who has ever ignored me has at least had the guts to say it to my face, rather than coming up with the worst fucking lie I have ever heard.

#you know who you are #bastard. #(that’s what you’re in my phone as now btw)

[ssreeder]

I’m not sure if this has been asked before but…

Why did Arnook never ask Sokka to watch and protect Yue during the siege of the north?

Because there are so many ways you can interpret that character just from canon. He may have seen Sokka’s fight and leadership and genuinely felt he’d protect Yue, or he saw how much Yue cared for him and tried to keep him as far away from fighting as possible.

I’m totally aware it was probably a split second decision on his part either way, but since there probably won’t be a lot more about the nwt in liab canon, I was wondering if you could give some insight into the character? Totally cool if it was just what needed to happen to catalyst Sokka getting captured.

I’m honestly just fishing for northern water tribe lore cause I think they’re interesting. Plus I tried to send an ask about yue and tumblr fucking died on me and i lost like 10 minutes of thinking that i now can’t recall. These last few chapters have been real tear jerkers. And Yue’s death reveal to Sokka has me thinking about ✨where this all started✨

Ok so honesty hour - it was for the plot, but when giving it more thought here is how I imagined the interaction going.

Sokka & Han have their little scuffle and Sokka is approached by Arnook, (& because in LIAB if someone has gone ice dodging and earn their mark they are considered a man and allowed to go to war) so yeah Sokka is 15 but he is a man in the tribes eyes. Also they don’t know him as the goofy kid like most of the SWT men do. Sokka showed up with the avatar & has seen battle & fought the FN & is ultimately an experienced warrior to them.

Which he did do those thing but he was very sheltered with aang & Appa - (damn it that beautiful sky bison made everything so much easier) so I believe Arnook would have asked Sokka where he felt he was needed most during the battle and Sokka of course would say “with the other warriors” (he had something to prove to himself unfortunately - trauma from his dad leaving as such a pivotal age and such) so Arnook (knowing Sokka is the avatars friend) placed him out on the wall, with other experienced warriors who were told to keep an eye on him (because yeah he is a warrior but also a 15 year old kid) and he was stationed in an area close to the healers and away from where they thought the most of the fighting would be.

Unfortunately we know what happened there & that’s what lead us into well…. *gestures at mess* all this.

Idk if that answers your question but to keep it simple haha I think Arnook would have given him a choice, and whatever Sokka (as a man) choose he would have supported.

#&&&&&&& that’s what lead him to Zuko! #it’s been a lot of pain for sokka #& he blamed himself for what happened to him #but now he has Zuko #& he’s been reunited #with his family and friends #& yeahhhhhh obviously that’s going ummm grrreeeaaaatttt #*awkward cough* #I hope I answered your question #I do think Arnook wanted to keep Sokka in a safer area #but it didn’t matter because zhao snatched him up after leaving the oasis #after he killed the moon #bastard. #liab #ask

[sunset-mp4]

Salutations ::]

who the fuck are you

#sunset asks #DO NOT STEAL MY IDENTITY!! #bastard.

[el-im]

#ETHAN #captain's log #this is so fuking funny he was texting me as he wrote this that he hadnt read the story + based his post off mine #bastard.

[containedconspiracy]

more TMC self insert doodles (scary)

#postsfromthecontainmentcell #tmc #tmc oc #self insert #containments ocs #BASTARD.

[ave-ari]

He’s just, in fact, a baby

#Juli #cat #bastard.

[kabutoraiger]

inoue writing this line:

#bastard. #watching donbrothers #donbrothers spoilers

[thehomothings]

Feeling very "Kite shouldn't have come back to life" not in the "it cheapens the narrative blah blah blah i completely missed the point of it all" pov that i see in the fandom sometimes but in the "this bastard hurt me and my boys and i want him tied into a pretzel and pushed off a cliff" way.

#am i reaching the anger stage of whatever stages of grief #maybe #grief is a loop #you can literally track which stage of grief i am feeling over the pathetic noodle man #i want to crumple him like paper #bastard. #hxh spoilers #kite hxh #hxh kite #hxh #icarus waffles

[sunnypogue]

wholeheartedly fuck kanye west & the antisemitism he’s spouting off.

#bastard.

[schrodingers-intelligence]

Man, intuition is so funny. Just was about to go for some star gazing and while I was putting my shoes on I had a weird gut feeling about going outside. I ignored it, thinking, “it’s just nerves”.

I open my door, and lo and behold, Trash Panda Steve™️ is staring me dead in the eye. I, of course shout a impressive string of swear words before yelling at it to stop running away with a full kitchen garbage bag.

If I had looked out the window or listened to my intuition I would have known, and sometimes I think I’m not in touch with my intuition enough and then that happens. Such a funny little thing, still have no idea where Steven is, probably having a feast.

#intuition #intuitive #star gazing #raccoons #trash panda #trash panda Steve #sittin in my yard trying to look at the stars while blazing a light to make sure I can see that bastards eyes if it comes near #trash bastard raccoon #I bet it’s munching down on its meal from my garbage #I hope you’re happy Steven. that’s my garbage and tomorrow is garbage day #guess what that mean Steve? I’ve got to clean up after you in the mornin #bastard.

[mousegirlheart]

lol woke up at 2am cos the pain wont leave me alone so ive just been laying here with my eyes closed. its 4am

#remove. #these. #bastard. #legs.

[lanternlightss]

#bastard. #lantern says stuff

[futuresafe]

so many of the questionable choices in mtmte make sense now

#i feel cursed with knowledge #i want to unknow things #this is so fucked #get me out of here #THE MUTINEER CAST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW AND I'M SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT #my posts #BASTARD. #JUST WRITE A NEW PLOT POINT. #DON'T LIFT IT FROM UR SHITTY FANFIC