#because I’m straight bro

[supercalime]

Just thought about sharing this frame right here

Do with it what you will

#the split second before the lips touch are always my favorite part to analyze like a psycho #sorry about the motion blur #this was a bitch to screenshot but I had to #for science #also can you tell that I really like Tommy and buck together and want them to be endgame? #I’ll hide the next bit in the tags cause some shippers are scary: #I don’t really want buddie to happen #im not against it but there is something about eddies actor #that makes me feel like he’s one of those bros is fine with gay people but not near him #and this is purely my own impression #I don’t think he said or done anything to give that impression #you know how there are certain actors who simply refuse to kiss men because of fragile masculinity #because I’m straight bro #anyway #Back to Tommy and buck #I really like them together and they better have at least one kiss as intense as buck had with other partners in the past #not just a peck like last week to get diversity points #ya know #shmexy kisses #lety rambles #tuck #bucktommy #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 #911 abc #oliver stark #lou ferrigno jr

[luigi-core]

he’s so babygirl to me

#luigi #mario movie #super mario bros #smb #bowuigi #< not actually bowuigi related but it’s the spirit of it yknow #because i feel like bowser rn with how feral i’m getting over these images #just look at him go ‼️ he’s so happy guys #just scrimblo things #luigi what is your ring size 👰‍♂️ #i may not be straight

[mossytrashcan]

keep forgetting that mcu loki is actually bi. how is it that disney can make gay canon feel like queerbaiting. It’s like a super power

#bro just said “a little bit of both” and then never mentioned it again #I’m pretty sure it feels queerbaity because they are writing him as straight like they forgot #and then they’re like “oh we need to sprinkle homo subtext cuz that’s the only reason why ppl watch our shows” #I dunno #its paradoxical

[raemarr]

The amount of thought (none) they put into Eddie’s arc in this season needs to be studied.

#does he even have an arc now? #he asked someone to MOVE IN with him and she doesn’t even have a last name… #don’t even get me started on the nun thing #or the ‘I have to have sex with her even if I don’t feel comfortable because she asked’ #I’m just—straight up not having a good time bro

[unawakening-float07]

talking to gay men on dating apps makes me feel like i’m losing my mind and not human or something

#i list that i’m a side on every profile i have for compatible purposes and literally #no one fucking reads it #was talking to this super nice dude that matched with me on tinder and we spoke on grindr #so he messages me on grindr and after a few minutes he says #‘we should meee up’ and i’m like… oh bro we just started talking to do you just wanna smash? #and this dick is like #‘oh i just wanted to talk and chill but you can make the first move’ and i’m like trying to explain #i’d like to know someone a bit first before i meet them unless all they want is sex #then it’s like whatever we don’t have to talk #then he goes on about how im complicated and have too many expectations about men and that nothing would ever work between us because im #a side #like buddy you literally had every opportunity to see this and tell me all you wanted was my cock #im not driving 16 miles so some old queen and drain me when literally like 8 of my straight neighbors will do it on call

[pigeonpeach]

Got my first hate ask today! Friendly reminder that the unfollow button is literally easy to access and completely fucking free. If you don’t like my content then don’t follow its simple as that. Also there is in fact something called a block button if I keep showing up on your feed unwanted.

#genuinely why do you need to go out of your way to insult someone? like I’m sorry i like girls with dicks #did girl with dicks kill your family? is that hwy you’re so mad? #its just a taste i have dude. i am bisexual so no it isn’t straight for me to like women with dicks get out of here with that terf shit #bro was like I’m so fucking sick of your shit why didn’t you leave the first time? bruh its the internet I see shit i don’t like #turning off anons for awhile because i want to be able to block them if they try to send another hateful ask #idc if it’s unprofessional or whatever I’m not paid for this or doing this professionally anyo

[thehappiestgolucky]

Haha thinking about this au…

#doodles #hollow knight #splatoon #ant dad and octokid #hk xero #agent 8 #hk gijinka #hollow knight gijinka #xero sweetie i’m so sorry- #i see a mind control i know he has to at least temprorarily be controlled #‘he has armour’ not for long lmfao #too op with armour then just straight up removed before the last thang #bro got fucking jumped before agent 8 got the last thing #fUCK objects i cannot draw angular shit for SHIT #charger is the only reasonable weapon i can see xero using because he can’t refil ink without just dunking it fully in ink #which… isn’t exactly optimal for melee weapons-

[lithopsy]

one thing i did NOT miss about dune in the time between the two movies was how fucking competitive everyone is about how much dune knowledge they have

#like my GD #it’s a ​fucking worm measuring contest every day #this is why i’m not as active on ixianmanufacture anymore #because i get so many asks from people questioning my interpretations #or straight up rephrasing things that I LITERALLY SAID back to me like i didn’t jsut say them #+that time i almost got canceled for homophobia alongside my brother in arms duncan idaho <//3 #dune guys are so fucking annoying dude i’m glad im not one #i’ve actually not read any of the dune books bro fuck those 😂😂😂😂 #606.txt #dune

[a-rats-selfship-blog]

its too early for me to be this emotional over lacking representation but here i am crying in cereal because i couldn’t keep reading a reader insert fic after i was called “pink” bro im so tired

#bro its so hard being black and trying to enjoy reader insert #everywhere i go i’m told i turn pink and red and have loose hair that i leave uncovered when i sleep #which just makes me feel like clearly im not meant to read that content clearly im not meant to enjoy that content #its not meant for someone like me #ngl sometimes i try to read reader inserts and when i see stuff like that i start thinking my f/os wouldn’t like me #that they wouldn’t like my blackness #and thats so stupid right? because of course my f/os love me and my blackness #but its hard sometimes when i see the opposite so fucking often #i dont turn pink or red or have naturally straight hair #im dark my cheeks grow warm and i wear chunky twists or colored braid extensions #and i want to see my f/os love that about me

[tariah23]

That stylist that charged that little 6 year old girl $700 to do her hair is going to hell-

#mannn sm black stylists are delusional if I’m being honest #‘it’s just a lot of hair to work with-‘ you’re not a professional put away the tools #most of these stylists will try to charge you $300 just to wash/dry your hair when that should already be part of the styling process #sm of them try to get over man #I hate that they do that to other black ppl just because they know that they can get away with it #rambling #nbs don’t touch #please #this is ridiculous man I feel so bad for that child and idk what the mom was thinking paying that much #most of these ppl aren’t even licensed and treat being a stylist like your typical 9 to 5 #and overcharge like hell #it’s highway robbery #the racists unfortunately found that tweet and are calling the little girl blackie so 🚶🏾‍♀️ #‘if the blackies want to have straight hair like ours-‘ bullshit what else is new #I hate wp sm bro

[chika-nyan]

I. I don’t know what I expected. Printout of [100% straight from the game background asset: dog cage that he traps you in] as a nendo accessory was surprisingly not on my bingo card.

#it’s healthy to be reminded of his sins and why he would benefit from JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS #But the fact it is JUST A STRAIGHT UP GAME SCREENSHOT OF THE BACKGROUND ASSET #IS KINDA SORTA SENDING ME WHEEZINGGG #I LOOK AT SHIN WHO DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR THIS #GET A LOOK AT THIS!!!!!! DID YOU KNOW SIR!!!!!!! #Honestly thinking about getting all the amnesia nendos. Sans one. Yes even possibly Shin u_u #even though he has chosen to bro with this *gestures discontently at cage* #the price point isn’t too bad so I’m kinda swayable on it #Supporting my otome binches u_u #If anything sighs maybe at least Ikki because he is Kento’s bestie u_u #We’ll wait for our boy and see how I feel after 8U

[alterousuggestion]

my life is the plot of a bollywood movie

#so we both really want to be together #like so badly #bht UGHHH #two brown girls #and she has expectations to get married within a few years #and she straight up said if she didn’t have anything like that looming over her she’d take that step with me 100% #and i get it because it was something i had thought so much about #but we’ve decided to just be friends because feelings are messy and i know our eventual breakup would jeopardize our friendship #and i want to be friends with her for a long long time #UGH BRO #why do brown girls suffer so much #like i’m so sad? nothing changed between us and i feel just as strongly about her now as i did then #and her friendship is worth gold to me #but man i wish we could be together for the long run #anyways 💔 #desi tag #admin post

[theburiedgay]

The odyssey to find more wlw romance that isn’t dc/marvel, cops, bad ending, a children’s cartoon, boring,

#found one (1) so far #very rarely can I stand a story that isn’t set in an alternate fantasy or sci-fi universe too I mean I hate it here bro #‘ur too picky’ if I was straight I’d have plenty to choose from tho!!!! double standards!!!! #not fair how wlw romance is so sparse just because we’re a global minority or something honestly 🙄 #even gay men have more options although if you add a caveat on mlm romance made by women you will be shit outta luck #I’m sorry everyone this is so unfair #I mean what am I supposed to do? go out and meet a real life woman and fall in real love and have real sex? yeah right #let’s be realistic please pass me my catgirl comic

[nothingweirdhere]

people be like “don’t follow unless your bio includes your race, sexuality, gender, date & place of birth, full legal name, home address, mother’s maiden name, and social security number k thanks”

#yes i just saw a blog that said ‘dni if you don’t have your age and race in your bio’ and yes i’m mad #it’s weird!!! it’s fucking weird!!!!! #like fine okay you don’t want minors or white people or cis people or straight people or whatever to interact #kinda weird but okay #(it’s a public blog like) #(idk. seems weird) #(make a private twitter or something if u wanna be like that) #(but fine whatever) #but when people insist u list that shit publicly??? #like bro there’s this radical new concept maybe you’ve never heard of it but it’s called privacy???? #also ffs PEOPLE LIE #WHY DO YALL ACT LIKE ‘LISTED IN BIO’ = ABSOLUTE UNDENIABLE TRUTH??????? #PLZ STOP ACTING LIKE U CAN TRUST PEOPLE 100% BECAUSE THEY LISTED PERSONAL DETAILS PUBLICLY #*deep breath* anyway. it’s weird #like ok u have a blog aimed towards trans folks #i still think it’s odd to insist that no cis people follow/interact but fine i get what you’re going for #but if you say that people need to have the fact that they’re trans publicly in their bio or carrd or whatever to follow??? #nah. fuck that #like especially in that hypothetical situation cuz like #maybe people are closeted???? u ever think of that???? #hhhhh it just. stop demanding details about people #it’s weird #(and fuck like this isn’t even cuz i personally care) #(like i have my name and sexuality and whatever public idgaf) #(but insisting on it?? fuck off) #jx.txt

[spiritofjustice]

Every time I find a good brand and type of jeans at Walmart they stop selling them forever

#psy's no punctuation posts #it’s hard out here for a fat bitch who wears womens plus size jeans #see plus size womens jeans rule because they tend to have GREAT pockets #fat women have privilege over skinny women bcs they get better pockets /s #pocket space is a big concern for me cause of work. i gotta have good pockets for my wallet phone and earbuds #but Walmart keeps getting rid of my fave brands #bro straight up they don’t even HAVE plus size jeans anymore at my store #at least for now #I’m fed up with this worl I just want my fave pantalons back

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

Hey neuroscientists studying depression and mental health, can I just ask, what the fuck did rats ever do to you??? Did a horde of rats devour your family??? Did you lose your leg to the Rat Wars??? Was your best friend sacrificed to the Rat God??? Jesus Christ we need a rat Geneva convention stat.

#neuroscience #bestie I’m a psych student I’m not like a stranger to torturing animals for science #but neuroscientists are on a whole other level #this article I just read for class straight up said the rats were ‘sacrificed’ #using the word ‘sacrificed’ #I straight up had a panic attack because rats in a previous article were euthanized so their brains could be harvested #like bro #and that’s not even getting into how these people induce depression in the rats #at least have the guts to do it to real people smh