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necromady · 11 months
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My favorite part of Malpaís is when Juke said "it's Malpin time!" And Malped all over the País
Canonical memes in these trying times, I only make semi competent failgirls or girlbosses.
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stargarland · 1 year
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top 5 fave track athletes! u can pick currently or of all time?
SWAGGY HEY!!!!
these r in no order honestly
1. sifan hassan!!! she has such incredible range w distances and she recently WON the london marathon and it was literally her first marathon and she stopped to stretch twice and almost got hit by a bike and STILL WON and has been the only athlete (male or female) to win in both the 1500 and 10k at a world championship
2. allyson felix! the most decorated athlete (male or female) in world athletics history like u cannot even argue w that
3. nikki hiltz!!! they r non-binary and obvi besides being a national champion and rlly fast they also do a lot to make running / track more lgbt friendly and tht rlly means a lot to me!!
4. eliud kipchoge! omg i can rem like staying up late w my dad to watch the stream of the nike project where he attempted to run a marathon in less than 2 hours also like obvi he has tons of other running accomplishments but the one that is so insanely impressive to me is out of the 6 fastest marathon times he has run 4 of them
5. femke bol she recently broke a 20 year old world record and like i’ve met her a couple of times and she was rlly cool!!
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ve0 · 2 years
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2000s pop music all over the globe! - pick one country to find songs from for all 6 populated continents-
pick one video to watch
if there are no qualifiying or avalible music choices from the country, pick the second alt choice
write a review for the song
enjoy the vibes! i mostly chose this challenge because I wanted to listen to songs like ddr songs which I haven't really found in america, and since ddr chose a lot of foreign songs mostly from eurasia, i picked those countries first, but since im really intrested in the 2000s all over the globe it would be fun to listen to everything even if it isnt like ddr anyways SLAYYYYY
North America
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choices :
Dominican Republic ; ive really been intrested in the dr lately so this is obvi lol but also i remember seeing that there were pop songs from there? i was really worried with north america with this challenge since it has relatively few countries compared to others, and since the carribean is third world there would be less recorded options, but hopefully this isn't the case lol
Jamaica ; also intrested in jamaica, and since jamaican music is really popular and important to global music they would be more likely to be recorded
Canada ; ok so if both are a flop then Canada, ms gworl produced a noteworthy amount of pop and pop punk artists during y2k so i know that there would be SOMETHING like ofc Avril. if i do have 2 pick it i hope that i can find off the radar female artists like back of a degrassi or flop 2000s movie filmed in toronto artist
2. South America
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choices (this was rlly hard GURLLLLLLL also fuck paraguay i didnt even know yall had internet access)
brazil ; ok so i picked brazil bc i knew that besides columbia it was the option that would probably have the most recorded music since its one of the biggest cuntries in south america, thats basically it lol this might be a flop but im praying also hoping 4 afrolatina JINSOUL LATINA also festivale music
Venezuela ; gurl i didnt even KNOW venezuela did liek anything movies tv music wise bc i thought it was like a wasteland of modern art SORRY THAT SOUNDS SO RUDE BUT I DIDNT KNOW THEY COULD LIEK DO THAT LIKE I THOGUHT AT MOST THEYD IMPORT SHIT but on imdb i saw they made telenovelas so im curious so even if brazil comes up with stuff which i think it will i still wanna see venezuela like im curious mamas lets research
argentina ; this was between argentina chile or columbia but i chose argentina bc its pretty big and i think luisa is argentinian and i think she mentioned a rebelde series being released there soooooo yeah im curious
3. Africa
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choices (also this was literally the photo used in like taylor tots LMAO)
Nigeria ; for a while i've been intrested in nigeria in the 2000s like nollywood and stuff so i hope i can find music online, Africa is one of the hardest continents for me to research bc so much i think wont be online or there wont be pop music but #trust
egypt ; i rlly didnt want 2 do egypt because sources might be rlly muddied but oh well girl also i wanted like niche curly headed arab girl i thot was a twink y2kunt vibes but i need to like not focus on vibes too much like vibes r ruining my life gurl
angola ; gurl idk what angola is i just wanted a southern african country i miight not even pick it tho like ACTUALLY i will tho idk
4. Europe
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choices (no comments bc yt ppl piss me off)
germany ; 90s german rave but i hate the 90s so y2k geran wave carameldansen vibe
sweden ; j**meela and carameldansen idk i luv the europop y2k vibe so ddr so pussystunt as play is swedish
Romania LITHUANIA or Finland (flip a coin) ; for romania its like the ran dan weaboo in eastern europe white woman in dreads winx club venezuelan dollar store music vibe and for finland it was VIBESSSSSSSSSS might be too similar to sweden tho so idk (ok so like since idrk bout Romania for this like not in like general but for this specific thing journey idk girl I picked Lithuania! even if theres nothing itll still be fun 2 look! also i remember there being something else I wanted to see but I can't for the life of me remember and im not even that bothered like I am Europe-d OUt rn)
5. BLASIA
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choices (i wanted 2 pick like countries from all over thats all i have to say gurl)
Thailand ; the OGGGGGG ill watch the video i saved im like super excited for this girl also hope to see a les deaux boy
kahzakstan? + Taiwan ; there genuinely might be like NOTHING but i hope there is like it seems fun! I've had Taiwan down for literally so long i should've added it a LONG time ago! anyways not too many thots but since im still really not sure is Kahzakstan will have anything I think Taiwan is more likely to be fruitful
malaysia + Indonesia ; ok there might also be nothing butttttt i hope so lol girl idk if theres nothing ill add bangladesh - ok since I think I meant Indonesia in the first place and that I want to learn some Indonesian im adding it - also not sure if Bangladesh willl have anything but if it does SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
6. Oceania
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choices (ok so for wuhu island ill narrow it down bc theres less countries and most of them dont have like the first world culture and access so ill have like,,,,, two? if i add more than like idk girl like idk)
Australia ; ok so i worried about like idk what to do girl likkkeeeeee theres not a lot of options and i dont want to pick obvious aussie land but girl idgaf anymore!!!!!!!!!! im super intrested in 2000s australia and im tired of niche y2k shit like i love the decade so much and i want 2 explore as much of it as i can anyways i think the veronicas are aussie and another one but thats rlly all i have so im curious also rose naurrrrr cleaurrrrrr
new zealand (maybe) ; idk how to feel about this bc i might not find much but i dont think ill even limit it 2 y2k songs like im just curious
guam, samoa ; since the countries in oceania besides aussie and kiwi are so small i dont think ill find much but i also dont think ill limit it to 2000s also i wanna ask around for music recs like im so intrested in oceania like slayyyyyyyyyyy
AND IM FINALLY DONE GIRL
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ok so anyways i hope i have as much fun as possible with this and ill make an essay for each continent and i think its too late to do all of them but ill try! k thanks bye
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notmymainblog · 3 years
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A Sirius Black x reader angst where he's always flirting with other girls and one day she's had enough and breaks up with him. its only then that he realises how much he loves and needs her, but she doesn't want him anymore. angst ending for sirius, but maybe reader could have a new good relationship or something?
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Ok, so this is good but also like horrible. Like if I weren’t me, I would cringe at this (i honestly still kinda do). I’ve had a tough time writing at all but a harder time writing Sirius because an angry blow torch and hand mannequin boy are stuck rent-free in my mind. So I um...mixed fandoms I CAN'T HELP IT OK this is what you get for giving me creative freedom ig 🙄  , But I will get through the requests.  
And at your request i will also rewrite this if you want LMAO
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TW: Oh baby, get ready, kidnapping, semi-forced sex (coercion?) asshole Sirius, self-harm? Like scratching? Stupid fic that sucks, yandere Sirius which, yes, deserves a warning and a big one at that. Death threats, lol. Me simping for a psycho who desperately needs Chapstick.
Here's a song I like!
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It wasn't anything new. Not at all. It shouldn't be normal like this. But it was. Everyone wanted Sirius. Everyone. You often asked yourself why he chose you, but you had never come up with an answer, and neither had he. Sirius always laughed it off. Made a dumb joke. It was pointless.
Almost everything was pointless with Sirius. Making plans, sitting together, being partners in class, and it was incredibly pointless to try and object to sex.
It was always “oh, but y/n I need you so bad baby. Look at how hard I am. Just for you. So hard it fucking hurts. Oh y/n please, ”
So you always gave in. Before you were dating, every sexual exploit Sirius had was public knowledge. But he never told anyone about you. Most of the school didn't even know you were dating.
It was normal for Sirius to wink at a girl, put a hand on her thigh, compliment her before tucking her hair behind her ear, “I'm just joking y/n. I'm not fucking them. Don't be so dramatic.”
“You're not dramatic y/n, ” is what literally anyone else would say if you told them about it. But you didn't. Hell, not even the pillow you cried into knew why.
You had decided enough was enough.
“Sirius, we need to talk, love, ” you said as he tried to pull your shirt off.
He smirked “ooohh, I get it. You want to hear how fucking hard I am for you, how pretty you sound moaning my name?” he chuckled.
“N-no, I want to talk about something else, ” you whispered
“What? Do you have a piss kink or something?” he asked.
“No, Sirius, not everything is about sex!” you said, much louder than you intended to.
He nodded, “so it's your period, huh? It's ok, you can still blow me, ” he shrugged.
“No! It's about you being all over the other girls. All. The. Damn. Time. Every time I see you, a girl is hanging on your shoulder.” you said.
“Oh my god, y/n, you are the most dramatic woman I've ever met. Have you never had a friendly conversation before?” he scoffed.
“I've had plenty of conversations with other boys, and I didn't have my hand on their thigh the entire conversation,” you said.
“God, just calm down; why are you so emotional?” he sighed.
“why aren't you so emotional. Why aren't you worried that you made me sad? Do you even care?” you sniffled.
“Of course I care, but hon, we need to move past this. It's stupid, and I haven't really done anything wrong. It's fine, ” Sirius smiled, pulling at the waistband of your pants.
“Get off me, ” you groaned, pushing him away by his head.
“Ow ow ow y/n the hair! That hurts!” he whined.
You gave it an extra tug before storming into your dorm.
By the end of the night, your pillow was wet with tears and sticky with snot. You threw the cover off of it before washing your face. The cold water felt heavenly against your watery, itchy eyes and irritated nose. A couple of shaky deep breaths stilled your cries as you fell into the sweet release of sleep.
However, the morning was hell. The whispers and laughter were horrible. The sympathetic looks were even worse.
‘I don't need to be coddled; I'm not made of glass.’ you huffed to yourself.
You sat down at the y/ho table and began to eat. You felt a hot presence next to you.
“Hello, Dabi, ” you said dully.
“Hey princess, finally ditched dog breath, I see, ” he said with a grin.
“Yeah, why do you care?” you asked, stabbing your pancake aggressively.
“Because I take broken girls and manipulate them into doing whatever I want over a week because I'm so good at gaslighting. Got that from my dad, ” he winks.
Your brain loaded for a second, “excuse me, you what?”
“You heard me, sugar. But we both know you're much too smart and much too pretty for it,” Dabi said, leaning in.
“This is literally part of gaslighting Dabi, ” you laughed.
“Shut up, or it won't work, ” he whispered.
“Ah, alright, I'm so flattered that I'm special and your feelings are real, ” you said in a robotic voice.
“Ha!” he laughed, “you're not bad y/n we should be friends, ” he said.
You nodded, smiling, “alright.” making friends had always been hard for you so to have this opportunity fall in your lap was a blessing.
“Um, but my other friend is-” he started.
“Weird?” you interrupted.
“Um yeah, you could say that. Not to Tomura's face, but you could say that” he smiled
(and that ^^ is what happens when you forget to turn the writer's block sub back on)
A couple of days passed. Tomura kept to himself mostly. Calling him and Dabi friends was a stretch; they were enemies who enjoyed each other's company was the best way to describe it.
However, when Tomura did come around for the first time, he was obviously anxious, taking off his gloves and scratching his neck more than usual, leaving red marks.
(we need to have soft Tomura moments, but cannonly he would be a Slytherin and act the part, but I just need more of him being baby)
At one point, you simply yanked his hand away from his neck (by his arm, obviously). He stared at you, and for a second, you thought you were done for.
But his look turned to one of adoration, and he hasn't left you alone since. No one had done anything like that for him, which was... Surprising since it was literally the bare minimum. Nevertheless, he followed you around like a lost puppy dog.
He ate with you, read with you, partnered up with you (leaving a very annoyed Dabi to fend for himself). You could've easily discouraged him by ignoring him, but you felt bad for him. If you were honest, it felt good for someone to finally need you. And he really was a sweet boy. He just needed someone to talk to.
And not in a hurl-playful-insults type of way. He would talk to you about his hobbies, his favorite muggle games, everything. It made your heart warm. He kept his gloves on a lot more which made teachers and students alike sigh in relief.
Usually, he'd leave at least one hand free as a sort of “ill disintegrate your ass if you piss me off” way. But he wanted to be careful around you.
“y/n?” he said, sitting beside you.
“Yes, Tomura?” you smiled, closing your book. You learned quickly that if you weren't giving him your undivided attention, he would get discouraged and moody.
“There's a dance on Friday, ” he said, looking at you.
You really didn't understand where this was going. Sirius has never asked you to dance. He just got ready and dragged you with him until he found another girl to dance with.
You nodded, “yeah are you taking someone?”
“N-no, but I was wondering if you wanted to go with me?” he asked timidly.
“Id love to, anything for you, my friend ” you smiled.
It was rare that someone gave him something he wanted without the threat of instant death. Even if it was just as friends, he was thrilled.
“And I, ” Dabi interrupted, “ want both of you to hang out with me. Because everyone else is “scared ill light them on fire”? What bullshit, ” he muttered.
“You would, Mr. anger issues. They have a good reason to be sacred. Most of us don't want to be toasted like a marshmallow, ” Tomura shot back, beginning to engage in their usual banter.
And so the night ended with laughter, but for Sirius, things hadn't been as fun.
“You miss her! Admit it!” James cried.
Sirius punched the wall, “yes! Yes, I fucking do, James! Ok! I get it! But her new “friends” will literally cremate me if I get close to her! And one of them is basically obsessed with her.” he huffed, “such a creep, ”
Remus grabbed Sirius by the shoulders, “I'm a nice guy, but Sirius, you did this to yourself. Even after she told you about how she felt you made...you made...” he pinched the bridge of his nose, “I still can't believe you made a fucking period joke!”
“Jeez, Rem, it wasn't a joke, ” he said.
“Sirius, ” James said, “that's even worse,”
“Even James knows what he's doing, Sirius!” Remus cried, “ladies-man, my ass, you don't know what you're doing!”
“Girls like assholes, ” he shrugged. “I was born for this, ”
“At least he's self-aware, ” Remus muttered
“If she liked assholes like you, Sirius, she’d be fucking Dabi right now, ” James said.
“Make it up to her, ” Remus said, pushing him out of the room, “like right now!”
Sirius muttered something about a ‘burnt piece of toast looking man’ before sulking down the stairs.
He dragged his feet to the y/ho common room. The girls were like mosquitoes; they were bearable at first, but now they were really fucking annoying.
Sirius let out an audible sigh when he saw you weren't there, alerting everyone of his presence. And so the mosquitoes swarmed him again.
“Oh my god, get off, ” he finally groaned, pushing away from the group of pouting girls.
He dragged his feet up the stairs to your dorm, peeking in to make sure your personal blow torch wasn't there. What he did see pissed him off. More than anything ever had.
There you were with Shigaraki dabbing lotion on the scratches and taking care of him. He should be the only one you took care of. Him and only him. Hell, he would kill the wrinkly bastard if he had to. Take him away so you would only fall for him. Only him. He'd get rid of Dabi too. It didn't fucking matter to him.
The only thing that stopped him was the realization that, in a way, he sounded just like his parents—mindless killing. He swallowed his pride and knocked on the door.
“What's up, you fiery bastard?” you called to who you assume was Dabi.
“A fiery what?” Sirius called back.
You tensed, and Tomura placed a gloved hand on yours, squeezing softly.
“Come in, ” you said glumly.
“Hey, um, I just came in here to apologize and see if you wanted to go to that dance with me?” he asked.
Tomura reached a hand to his neck, but before he could start, you grabbed his arm again.
“Hey, what did we talk about? No scratching. I don't want you hurting yourself, Tomu, ” you said quietly.
The nickname hit him like a truck; he loved it. He loved it more than anything on earth. He loved you more than anything on earth- no, more than anything in any galaxy.
“Sirius, I’m already taking someone to the dance. And they're a lot nicer than you. So, kindly, fuck off.”
His eyes widened, and his mouth almost dropped open, “who?” he said.
“None of your business, ” you scowled.
“They'll never love you the way I did, sweetie. You know that. I'm the only one who could really love you.” he cooed.
Tomura was filled with rage, but he clenched his hand at his side instead of scratching. He didn't want to disappoint you.
“Y-you love me?” you whisper.
“Of course I do baby, I love my girl more than anything on earth, ” he smiled, but it never reached his eyes.
“Whos gonna love you better than I can, huh?” he asked, “nobody, that's who, ”
His lips moved of his own accord, “You're wrong, ” Tomura said.
“Oh yeah?” he growled, “who? Blow torch boy?”
“No, ” he said, standing up and taking a breath, “me, ”
Sirius just looked at him and laughed, “please, you'll fucking kill her. Literally. What will she do with gloved hands? They can't touch you like mine do, baby, ”
That snapped you right out of your trance, “oops, I must have forgotten that you're missing a brain, Black. You only think with your dick, which, by the way, isn't even that great.”
“And for your information, as long as he has one finger covered, he can touch me, ” you huffed, standing up as well.
This was it, the moment Shigaraki had waited for; it should have been more romantic and without your ex, but still, this was it. Someone cleared their throat from behind Sirius.
“You're blocking the door, dog breath. Get out of the way or say goodbye to your eyebrows, ” Dabi said.
He moved reluctantly, and Dabi flopped down on your bed.
“If you're gonna take this asshole back, you should gimme a chance. I bet I fuck better than him, ” he smirked.
“We’ll talk later without these assholes—astronomy tower. 3:00 am,” Sirius mumbled before shutting the door.
You wrapped your arms around Tomura, rubbing his back.
“I'm not going. Don't worry, ” you said, knowing how anxious Tomura was.
He nodded and wrapped his arms around you, kissing the top of your head.
“Wait, wait, wait a fucking minute. Did I miss a season? Can I have a fucking recap?” Dabi groaned.
And so, you talked late into the night with an arm around Tomura and a very angry Dabi who was sent into the bathroom to take a cold shower after almost burning your bed.
Sirius waited for over an hour for you at the tower. He stomped on the roses, pulling off each petal before throwing them off the tower.
“Those assholes, ” he growled, breathing heavily, “I'll kill them. I'll fucking kill them both of them, ” he rambles for a good thirty minutes before stomping down the stairs.
He slammed the door to his dorm open.
“She didn't fucking show that fucking asshole stole her from me, and I'm gonna kill them both of them and make her all mine, ” he rambled.
“Merlin Siri, calm down. Unless you want to spend the rest of your life in Azkaban (😳), you'd better get ahold of yourself.” James yawned.
“For the love of god, go to fucking sleep, Sirius. She's not vanishing tomorrow.” Remus groaned.
“You're a genius!” Sirius shouted.
“Oh my god. Sirius, no. Bad dog. Don't kidnap girls you like... Or well are obsessed with. Love is a stretch, ” Remus said, going back to sleep.
But come morning, you were not, in fact, at breakfast.
Sirius almost vomited when he saw you with your arms around Tomura. Tomura Shigaraki, the perpetual thorn in his side. He carefully lifted you and carried you to a small closet no one but him even knew about before binding and gagging you. He thought it was so sweet. Waking up slowly, not knowing where you are.
When you're y/e/c eyes met his, your face contorted into disgust. It broke his heart to watch his brainwashed little girl so mad at him.
He stroked your cheek, “Oh baby girl, I hope you can clear your mind from all the silly things they told you. It would be lovely if it were before the dance, but... A two-day timeframe may not do the trick.” he tutted, placing a kiss on your nose.
You tried to squirm away but just backed yourself into a corner. Sirius muttered a silencing charm before removing the gag.
“Dabi is gonna burn you to bits, Sirius, ” you growled.
“Whatever makes you happy, my love, you are allowed to think. Even if you're oh so wrong. Even if I know they don't care for you the way I do, ” he cooed.
“Oh my god, Tomura is gonna flip, ” you said, “shit, I hope he's ok, I hope he doesn't think I just left him, ” tears brimmed your eyes.
“What if he hurts himself? Oh god, Sirius, please let me go, ” you pleaded.
“No can do, sweetheart, ” he smiled, pressing a kiss to your lips as you tried to turn away.
It felt like days, even though it was only a couple of hours. Sirius kept telling you that only he loved you. How a silly little girl like you could never survive without him. That no one else wanted you this way.
But finally, after dozens of prayers to whoever's listening, James and Remus opened the door.
“What are you doing here?” Sirius cried, “you'll ruin it! Everything I've worked for! You weren't even supposed to know where we were!”
“We have a fucking map, Sirius. This is so creepy. You're so creepy. Get out of here, man.” Said James as he pulled him out by his hair.
Remus made quick work of the knots before setting you free. After giving them both two quick hugs, you rushed to breakfast. Your eyes scanned the hall for light blue or spiky black hair. You found the latter first.
“Hey Dabi, where's Tomura, ” you asked.
“Wouldn't you like to know, ” he sneered over his coffee.
“Yes, I would like to fucking know flame boy, ” you said.
“How can you just leave in the middle of the night and demand to know where he is?” he said, slamming a fist on the table.
“Cause I was taken from my bed by a psycho and spent the last couple hours trapped in a closet!” you whisper shouted, showing him the rope marks.
“I'm gonna incinerate him; he's in your dorm still. Didn't wanna leave.” Dabi whispered.
The walk back to the y/ho dorms felt excruciatingly long. When you finally burst through the door, your heart broke. There was Tomura nearly shaking, crying softly with bleeding scratches on his neck.
You crouched in front of him, reaching up to touch his face before he grabbed your arm.
“You left, ” he whispered, “was it for him? Please just tell the truth,”
“I didn't want to Tomu, ” you said, “He took me, and I couldn't stop him. He put me in a closet, and the whole time, I was thinking about you nonstop. I was worried, and I missed you. I just wanted you. You make me feel so safe, darling,”
He pulled you into his chest by your arm; you never realized how strong he was. He made slow circles on your back with his finger.
“It's ok, ” he whispered, “it's ok, ” he too saw the marks from the rope on your wrist.
(how do I fucking end this. Do I kill off Sirius? AH, I know).
The days felt shorter with Dabi and Tomura by your side. Suddenly it was the day of the dance. You woke up to soft kisses on the back of your neck.
“Good morning, love, ” you said sleepily.
“Good morning to you too, y/n, ” he whispered.
The day went by quickly; the teachers gave up on teaching, and before you know it, you were slipping on your dress.
Your hands clenched into fists as you walked past Sirius, feeling his eyes on you. You were too scared to tell anyone. And who would they believe? The golden boy who was the purest kindest family member, or you?
You felt his eyes on you as a burnt and stapled arm wrapped around your shoulders. He pointed to a very nervous Tomura.
“Please, for the love of god y/n calm the man down, ” he said.
The closer you got, the more you blushed; he was amazing. He was the most beautiful boy you’d ever seen. You stopped in your tracks as a girl stopped to talk to him.
This was it; it was the end; it was happening again. But instead, Tomura shook his head, and the girl walked away. You ran over to him (as fast as your shoes allowed) and wrapped your arms around his neck.
You pressed a soft kiss to his neck, “you're so amazing, ” you whispered
His arms wrapped around your waist, “I'm happy you think so, my dear, ” he smiled.
And you spent the night dancing as Sirius broke the glass he was holding in his hand. But he'd get you again someday, he knew it.
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This was long. This was pathetic. This was horrible. The was unrealistic. This was cringe-worthy. This was dramatic. I should probably make a side account. It all started with a playlist on my recommended and idk which mental illness caused this or if I'm just dramatic, but my brain immediately latched on to this burnt piece of toast, and after watching the show, this wrinkly psycho. It's been hard to write, period. But also hard to write Sirius, but I will power through, I promise.
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othersworldly · 5 years
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       hello, hello, its the double pisces you litcherally never asked for. i went into the tags, found this serotonin gyllenhaal and then accidentally named him after the new, popular character he plays on turkish tv after googling male names for 1 hour straight. if that doesn’t just explain who i am as a person i don’t know what else will. i’m twenty-three and legally cannot do math or i will explode. thank you for dealing with me and sorry in advanced but i can’t and won’t be tamed.
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ÇAĞLAR ERTUĞRUL, MALE, HE/HIM, HELLHOUND   /   deep in the pacific northwest lives KEREM HAZAR. i heard they’ve been living there for a year and last saw them hanging around mount peak cemetery, i think they might’ve been tending to the forgotten grave markers. at three hundred and eleven years old, rem doesn’t look a day over thirty. everyone around here always associates them with the phantom warmth of a flickering flame, the rich timbre of an old engine roaring to life, and the icy smell of spearmint. hope they enjoy their stay ! ( naomi, pst, she/her, 23 )
B A S I C   I N F O R M A T I O N
LEGAL NAME: Kerem ‘Rem’ Hazar DATE OF BIRTH: December 12th  / sagittarius  GENDER | SPECIES |  Male / Hellhound
LIKE[S]: Winning, the smell of leather, fruit punch DISLIKE[S]: Losing, Lack of effort, Intolerance, Cheating
FEAR[S]: no fears . *taxes* .. one fear. 
PERSONALITY TRAITS: + CONFIDENT, STRONG-WILLED, SELF-DISCIPLINED    – RECKLESS, OVERLY COMPETITIVE.
P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N
HAIR COLOR: Brown EYE COLOR: Blue HEIGHT: 6′2″ BUILD: Athletic, Fit,
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: he always looks well-rested. very sus
STYLE: grey henleys, grey jeans, worn docs, he’s a casual guy with casual style
TATTOOS/PIERCINGS: brand of the hunt on his left peck.
R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: bisexual RELATIONSHIP STAT: legally allowed to leave if no one addresses him directly within 5 minutes of entering a room
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fire-fighter and certified emt
earth-toned babe who wears mostly greys and browns.
he wears glasses without a prescription because he thinks it makes him more approachable but he often just leaves them around and makes more work for himself by having to go out and hunt for them
lives in a one bedroom apt on the 8th floor of a moderately priced building that has a fire escape - which he uses more often the actual entrance 
pet german shepphard named beef stew,
yes beef is a rescue and yes, sometimes rem can be found shouting beef around the block if the four year old pup gets out while he’s gone.
very easy going - he has few personal rules and a few things he stands his ground on but for the most part he’s agreeable and will go anywhere he’s invited.
loves carbonara 
runs hot and likes winter but hates it at the same time because he has to carry a jacket around for looks. but on the bright side he always has a jacket for anyone who gets chilly
throughout the years he’s become really good at making bread. he proofs them in mason jars and holds them in his hands to cook them to buttery, flaky perfection
+ insert obsessive hobby here +
hellhound
other hellhounds know them as CEMRE a name they first picked up from a turkish mountain woman. she had muttered it softly at first, watching in awe and horror as they emerged unscathed from the flames that both announced their arrival on earth and wiped out an entire villiage in the frigid remnants of winter that is now known as february. 
walks the line of true neutral and chaotic neutral
when actively hunting they are known to do whatever it takes. but when dormant, they are nonplused with the whims of the factions - as long as the supernatural world is properly hidden from the mass populace.
has a preference for ghosts over banshees, but likes both well enough.
thinks witches are good fun because the only one who could demand things of him died a hundred years ago
has no generalized notion about other hellhounds.
understands werewolves in a primal sense but finds them dramatic
not too keen on vampires because the dead should remain dead
actively hunting dragons
connection ideas
bed brewing & beyond - a witch or demon hook up that he can call on for big asks. or he could go out and fetch things for them for $$$ of course. like uber eats but its a nymph skull and he’s covered in blood and its the 90s
casually dating - needless to say, he’s thirty and not even married. so he’s basically on the verge of death or something right? lol . so they casually date and appear at functions together, but its nothing over the top. he has the worst hours but tries to make time for them -- is what im imagining. but we can definitely tweak this to fit ur muse.
TRINITY chasing divinity - i’ve been in love with the idea of angels, of these celestial beings and what it must be like to choke on humanity. so why not just force that on my muse lol. i’d love fo him to just be infatuated ( so no pressure of requited feelings or nothing ) with a creature that exudes purity when he himself was created by the combined power of a demon and a dark witch
dd - besides being, ya know, literal fire, his metabolism burns through everything like it’s nothing. so you can 100% invite him for a night out and he will be your designated driver -- unless he has work of course. then you can call him, wasted af, and he will use his 15 minute break to come get you and tuck you in to bed.
everlasting mario kart - i know mk didn’t exist in the 90s or whatever, but basically they’re both immortals so they can and should fuck each other up ( in a siblings type way ) but the stakes are higher because they can survive most blow backs.
good omens - except we’re not on either side, we don’t care about the kid, and you’ve burnt the popcorn. good going paul
DRU AGOSTI lighthouses in the night -- i’ve been alive for a long time, you’ve been alive a long time. STOP MENTIONING THE TIME I WAS AN ICELANDIC SHEEP FARMER I WAS UNDERCOVER Jfc, yes of course i still know the best way to make sheep milk fuck you. wishing you a crap equinox you smug bitch
same face who dis - obvi has to be someone who can die but. he swears he’s seen you before. its just wild that you look so familiar. you remember me right? and he keeps on call ing your muse the wrong name and unlearning the things that he had previously learned. super flexi back story. heck i’ll even take two if people like it. could be exes, enemies, they fought in a war together and were brothers, they sailed across the ocean and it was very gay and also someone had scruvy? so many options! too many to list!
supermassive blackhole -- please invite him to the vampire baseball games. he can keep up i promise!!
or let’s brainstorm?! im bi and a pisces so i will just be happy for the attention honestly.
that’s it. that’s all i could think of during dbd. i will add more as i think of them/as we plot some out. i’m going to shower and eat an ice cream sandwich . peace out my dudes catcha ya on the other side
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