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who is your baldur’s gate 3 bf and why is he a non-romance option npc u talk to like three times
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fatale-distraction · 4 months
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BG3 NPC Social Media Headcanons
This is the final part, but I might do a part 4 if I get requests for other NPCs!
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Barcus - King of tutorial vids. He has tutorials for everything. He's so smart but so humble and makes things so easy to understand. Almost no selfies, but he has a few with Tav if they're dating.
Rolan - even more pretentious than Gale. They're social media rivals. Constantly making response vids to each other "well actually-ing." Lots of selfies. He's pretty and he knows it. Sibling shenanigans. Lifestyle king. Selfies with Tav if they're dating that are surprisingly sweet and tender. His siblings tease him endlessly. Lots of vomit and eggplant emojis from them. For how smart he is, he can't figure out how to delete them or block them.
Kar'niss - Horror king. Super weird content. Heavy metal and punk music. Fashion advice for drider. Anti-drow propaganda and drider advocacy. Unintelligible comments. If he's dating Tav, there's a LOT of solo Tav pics, mostly candid. He also has the advantage of 8 extra legs so he gets a lot of awesome angles for selfies. Captions are disturbingly devoted, really verging on creepy. Also a million fibre-craft videos and pictures. He goes through a sweater phase three times a year. It's strangely wholesome compared to everything else.
Raphael - OnlyFans. That's it.
Orin - body horror. Constantly being suspended for TOS violations and harassing people with weirdly sexual threats.
Gortash - Worse than Gale, Astarion, and Rolan COMBINED. MLM (multi-level marketing, you animals) mastermind.
Ketheric - exclusively passive-aggressive "parent of a no-contact child" memes.
Aylin and Isobel - That weird couple that shares social media accounts. Just the most disgustingly adorable coupley posts. Everyone hates them but is also super jealous. Power-couple goals.
Mol - She's too young to even have a social media account but somehow has one and it's a thriving online business????????????????? How?????? Go play outside.
The Emperor - Only MLM content. Occassional weird thirst traps. Mindflayer advocacy but make it toxic af.
Nere - he has one follower and its his mom.
Withers - the weirdest shit you've ever seen. All caps grandpa poster. He's the WORST at selfies. None of his pictures are in focus or centered. Constantly trashing on the Dead Three and responds to criticism with "get thee good" or some archaic bullshit.
Volo - tabloid central. Nothing he says can be trusted, yet he has a million followers who all believe his word to be gospel.
Elminster - total foodie blogger, especially cheese. He has an entire video series dedicated to cheese. Wrecks Gale at every opportunity. Shockingly good at photo-editing, will occasionally leave comments on other people's pictures of the SAME picture, but touched up better. It would be more insulting if he weren't actually really good.
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Part 1 here!
Part 2 here!
Part 4
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alifelongpassed · 3 months
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Sitting baby Nere down and explaining the absolute and our tadpole to him.
But the stars never shone for me, in the ever darkness the only thing to fall was me...
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dirtybg3confessions · 7 months
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Confession: I play a female Lolth sworn Drow. I want her to make True Soul Nere submit, tame the brat out of him, and keep him on a leash as her personal bed warmer.
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fromfrollo · 13 days
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I saw the same art from this wonderful artist: @ellirhshaan
I was very inspired and also decided to fit into the meme challenge. I would like to take this opportunity to tell Ironwood that I have subscribed to you in a Telegram, and your drow men are simply incredible! I dream of art with an elf in latex stockings in my best dreams, I regularly admire him. Good luck to you in your work!
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whitegoldtower · 1 month
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I don’t have a type, what are you talking abou—
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Ah.
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zajigalka · 3 months
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Some time ago started a series of illustrations for @mist1e 's Baldur's Gate fanfiction. On the first one, True Soul Nere is corrupting Tav, while Astarion is quietly seething in the background.
Gale is puzzled and observant, as usual.
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francis-writes · 3 months
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I'm currently trying to convince my friends that Nere is hot as the most pathetic whiny babygirl to ever exist.
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rikke-reid-art · 7 months
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Another charmer from the world of Baldur *-*
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isas-neatstuff · 4 months
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the-drow-fucker · 4 months
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Nere's new job after the absolute fires him 😂
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cornflowersisblue · 6 months
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My head? I walk among traitors.
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I just love his emotions in this scene. If right after clearing the rockfall, we say that we're only interested in Nere's head. He's so tired. And so endlessly lonely. Cruel and painful.
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dirtybg3confessions · 3 months
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Confession: My Drow Dark Urge wants to aggressively breed True Soul Nere and to make him the mother of his ostensibly devious white-haired children no matter which kind of dark magic that he has to use in order to breed him. He wants to breed that wet, cringy Drow until his abdomen swells with his offspring and to spoil him by pounding him into a mattress and fucking him into overstimulation with his tongue. He'll spoil him and comfort all of his aches and his pains and make him into the very best breeding bitch out of the entire Drow race.
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fromfrollo · 2 months
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This is an illustration for chapter 9 of my fan fiction "Disaster Drow" (Ficbook).
And I have a little fetish for crying men and leaking makeup, soоо…
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mithraeris · 7 months
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True Soul Nere Brainworms
Can't stop thinking about an AU where after you convince Nere that the Absolute is bunk, you can't just let him leave. After all, he needs the artifact to protect him from The Absolute. If he leaves he'll just end up back as a thrall.
Nere hates this and comes only resentfully. Every night he tries to steal The Artifact and fails miserably. Soon he realizes he CAN'T steal it and he's forced to protect you and your friends. He can't wait to get rid of the tadpole so he can ditch you all (or murder you all) and go back to Menzoberranzan.
Like Astarion, Nere only knows "affection" as a way to survive. Like Minthara, Nere has been the victim of both the cult of Lolth and then the cult of The Absolute. All he knows is cults.
Nere "helps" you infiltrate Moonrise but fails miserably because Ketheric immediately sentences him to death for doing a variety of total fail things. You have to rescue him from the dungeon. Which only makes him angrier because he thinks people only help other people if they expect something in return. But you tell Nere that you were genuinely worried about him, even worse, you were crying because you were worried they'd actually kill him before you could rescue him. Nere thinks you're a pathetic loser for this, but finds it a little endearing because no one has ever cried over him before, though he's certainly made people cry.
In the assault against Moonrise, Nere joins the fray. And just as you fall to an enemy attack, he comes to your aid, taking your hand and pulling you up. He tells himself he's only protecting The Artifact, but he's not sure he believes that anymore.
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