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carrymelikeimcute · 4 months
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Smash or Pass - Short Poppies Edition
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Terry Pole - PASS (Great legs, awful hair, and I feel like he'd talk the whole time and not be very good at the deed itself - also possibly homebrews his own lube and I'm so not here for the consequences of that).
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Steve Whittle - SMASH (Would 100% munch box for hours, believes an A grade in pussy is very much achievable and normal to want. I would give him a gold star sticker).
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Ron Taylor - PASS (He's got the mind of a 15 year old whose special interest is whales, and the voice of chalk in a blender).
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Mary Ledbetter - PASS (She's too high maintenance and would criticise you constantly. Also I hate parking on the street).
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Bill Napier - SMASH (Sad Dad energy, knows his way around a natural phenomena if you catch my drift, would make you a brew after and possibly do some gardening for you).
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Louise Cooper - SMASH (Babygirl is made of sunshine and patchouli. She's a bad mother but she'd be an absolutely wild lay - probably has a butt plug made of crystal that'll realign your chakras into next week. I am 100% climbing out the window afterwards to escape the 'what are we?' talk though.)
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Rhod Gainer - PASS (It's the hair, and the general...sleaze that makes this a 50/50, I love some sleaze. But, the car thing...he is definitely compensating for something. BUT, it's a smash x 2 if Louise is there.)
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Rhys Darby in the Alone Rangers
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lacefuneral · 6 months
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this is just to say that if you like the madness that is Rhys Darby and haven’t watched the Alone Rangers, you’re missing out <3
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rhysdarbyarchive · 2 years
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Bill Napier on comedy (from the It's Rhys Darby Night! DVD extras)
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lilpaprikajr · 2 years
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vonlipwig · 1 year
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I made these on christmas eve and forgot to post them. i'm not sure which one is most in character so have both.
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rhysdarbinizedarby · 2 years
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Rhys Darby as Bill Napier in The Alone Rangers
Welcome to Level 3! We’re not quite out of the bush yet though are we? Remember restaurants? Dining out? All seems like a dream now…
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funforahermit · 1 year
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If y'all saw me at work in the pharmacy, handling a product that contains manuka honey, trying desperately not to grin, would you know what I'm thinking about?
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reportwire · 2 years
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Notre Dame and Texas A&M among the victims of Saturday’s upsets
Notre Dame and Texas A&M among the victims of Saturday’s upsets
2022-09-11 07:27:00 Photo: Getty Images The unassuming weeks are always the most dangerous for college football, but especially so early in the season when the rankings are more guesses than earned distinctions. Still though, when you schedule an FCS school and pay them to come play non-conference patsy during homecoming or whatever else, you better not lose. Florida dropping one to Kentucky?…
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thunderwingdoomslayer · 9 months
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Their job is beach.
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Orion Pictures.
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter being fed a French fry by the late Director Jonathan Demme, while Charles Napier as Lt. Bill Boyle watches on the set of "Silence of the Lambs" (1991).
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I'll just leave this one here
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mxmollusca · 1 year
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Rhys Darby's Saying Funny Things Society, April 11th, 2023
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mariocki · 4 months
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House of Horrors (1946)
"Listen closely, Clarence my lad, I have penned a deathly masterpiece of barbed invective."
"Ah, don't kid me, Mr. Ormiston, you don't use a pen. I saw you do it on the typewriter - and not very fast, either."
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