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how was playing hsr? was there anything that you liked in the game and the story?
ITS BEEN AMAZING AS EXPECTED!!!!!!!!! i actually havent played genshin in a while since starting it, i have no motivation to do the filler event while a perfectly good star rail is sitting there waiting to be played :')
but for mechanics, i love they have auto battle so you dont have to nessecarily sit there and invest in every little battle you gotta do....and i love that the resin (resin??) system is a lot more forgiving with a higher cap, lower cost, and allow for overflow...thats nice...i also love that the mc and starter units are very useful. im so emotionally attatched to the star rail crew so im glad they never have to leave my team !!!!
storywise im LOVING IT SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i started playing it at the beginning of spring break 2 weeks ago and im almost all caught up!!! i went through belabog and penacony and now im just doing those leftover intermission main quests which im only now realizing i shouldve done before going to penacony LMAO
and of course.....danmarch....im so soft for them......and also i love sampo i cant wait to see what they do with him
#besides the star rail crew and sampo im not too attatched to anyone else#im very much a (what would happen in canon) type of player so the only units i REALLY want are himeko welt and imbibitor lunae#(and sampo)#everyone else i can go without#so this game is probably gonna be a lot better for my wallet#overall it just like it better than genshin minus the open world part#i like the story and characters...i like that you can play as bad guys while theyre still bad guys???? like blade and kafka???#cuz in genshin you always gotta redeem them somehow first before theyre playable#not here hueheuhe#also i love that they actually kill off playable characters#(spoilers from here on out)#i know were supposed to be all sad for fireflys death but honestly.......i didnt care about her too much LMAO#i was actually a little annoyed for the secret base part because her base was SO FUCKING DEEP IN ENEMY TERRITORY#i was like (damn bitch how far away is this shit??!)#that by the time we got to the emotional part i was just mad#i never liked characters where the game tries to like....force you to care about them#and its implied you have some super close relationship ESPECIALLY when you havent known them long#now if march died that would be a whole different story#but firefly??? i mean rip but i didnt really know her#im loving the penacony quest so far though#any setting where its like a place of mind tricks and gambling and spending money and sin is always so scary to me#especially the dream within a dream within a dream shit#the mind fuck aspect is always a good plot that i enjoy#i also love that theyre not afraid to upgrade units#like we have dan heng and the dragon dan heng#so characters arnt stagnent forever#everyday i hope we one day get to see a 5-star secret power march#cuz that girl has some shit going on i swear#i just did her luofu memory quest#and those fuckers in the garden of recollection............
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milkacchan · 4 years
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Request for anon: Gib the angst with grandpa enji and grandma rei. Grandbb gets hurt b a d due to smth and 😬😬😬
(Ojiisan is granddad in Japanese, the fir al version of it anyway. Jiji is informal, baba is the informal version of grandma)
Hero work was risky. Enji knew this. He knew better than anyone you can be fine one minute and dying the next but he still never fathomed it happening to /you/. He didn't /want/ to.
And then he gets a panicked call, from Shouto, and it sounds like he's crying, like he can't breathe. And in seconds, his retirement is thrown out of the window. His old costume is on and Reis concerned- he doesn't even have time to explain it all to her, just that you /need/ help.
When he arrives, the scene is at a stand still. Heros unsure of the next move, unsure of how to progress without hurting the situation and Shouto- although his exterior remained calm, endeavor could see it in his eyes. He was panicking. The facade cracked a little upon seeing his father, his expression turned sorrowful, sour and concerned, all at once; for just a split second before he returned to collected.
"She's in there, in the rubble. She got hit before he went down. He's in there with her but he's hurt. They both are."
"Negotiator?"
"Tried, he won't budge."
Enji nodded, mentally racking over plans and strategies- that green haired kid would be useful right now. But he was away, in America, probably watching it all go down on tv. So for now, Enji was alone in strategizing.
"I want the building stabilized and watched. Men on ever corner, exit and window of this place. The girl is first priority. If there is a choice between her and him, let him go. Do I make myself clear?"
There was a chorus of 'Yes sirs', both from special forces and heros that would be initiated in the plan.
He gaze flickered from the building back to those in front of him and he continued his explanation. This needed to be executed carefully- very carefully.
Casualties were at a low but he sure as hell wasn't going to add to that number, especially with you.
His plan was explained and he received confirmation, then it was put into action. His son on his right and ground zero on his left, the plan was initiated.
They used distractions and the stormed the building- probably not the smartest, but it's all they had right now.
Enji didnt care about anything else but you. He didn't care about the chaos ensuing around him. He didn't care about the others he saw. He did however, care about that blood trail. It could be you. Or it could be him.
He looked over to Shouto who nodded. "I'll take this one, you take the other."
"Got it," Shouto agreed with a small nod before taking off in the other direction.
Enji followed it, eyes scanning his surrounds with frevor- analyzing everything in his path. The blood trail dotted; it got light until it stopped, just outside a closed door. He wasted no time opening it. He scrunched his nose. It smelled foul.
Then he saw you. Crumpled in the corner in a pool of blood and his heart stops. It feels like the world is crashing around him because Fuck- you looked dead.
"Shouto!" He calls, his head turning towards the door but his gaze remains on you.
He's quick to get to you, kneeling down and putting his finger under your nose
You're breathing. Oh thank fuck, you're breathing.
He gently moves your arm, which is cradled over your stomach. It looks broken- its bruised and swollen and he doesnt like the blossoming purple patches along it. But your suit is ripped too, theres a large gash on your stomach and he cringes at the blood. He gently moves the sticky fabric off the wound. It was deep and tissuey- he could vaguely see the bruises beginning to form on your ribs- he didn't like that either. You were hurt, bad. Really bad.
He slides an arm under your back and the other under you leg to pick you up, almost crying in relief when you /move/. It's just a squirm but it's something, at least
He's /praying/ that you make it through, immediately thinking of the worst scenarios. They're playing over in his head.
A groan pulls him from his thoughts and he looks down, watery eyes peer into his. They're lidded and tired and scared; he let's out a breath he didnt know he was holding.
"Oj-Jiji-" You groan out, gripping his arm. Your head his on his shoulder, hair knotted and dirty, face covered in layers of dust and dirt. But the tear streaks are obvious.
"Firefly," He whispers, "it's okay,"
"It hurts," You whimper. "It hurts so much-"
"I know, I know. We're getting you out of here-"
"Did you find her- oh god," Shouto paled upon seeing you. He stumbled into the room, placing a cool hand on her cheek. You leaned into the touch.
"Dad," you kept her hand on Enjis arm, your grip tightening.
"Princess you're gonna be okay, alright? It's not- It's not that bad. We're gonna get you out and to a hospital,"
"If you're gonna lie," you mumble, "make it convincing. I know it's bad."
"You're gonna be fine baby, I promise you, you're gonna be okay."
He gently hands you to Shouto. "Go, I'll take care of things here. I'll meet you at the hospital. Go quickly."
"Jiji-"
"I'll be there soon, Firefly," he kissed your forehead.
"Jiji I love you," It was small, panicked and scared. But you wanted him to know, you wanted him to know in case you didn't make it. You'd lost blood. A lot of it. He could see it in the way you spoke. The adrenaline started to wear down by the time Shouto had entered the room.
You were crashing again and he hated it but there was nothing else he could /do/.
"I love you too, Firefly."
You let out a quiet cry, gripping your fathers shirt, looking behind him at your granddad as he carried you out. It hurt to breathe, it hurt to keep your eyes open. Black dotted your vision and you could vaguely hear someone calling your name as the world faded.
Rei sat quietly in the waiting room chair, her leg bounced and she chewed the inside of her cheek. Her hand held her son's tightly as her husband paced in front of them.
He should've gotten their sooner, he should've known it was happening. He should've been there to help her.
"Enji," Reis voice ripped him from his thoughts. The nasty thoughts running through his head a mile a minute.
They'd taken you in for emergency surgery. The bruises- those were from him. But the gash was deep. Deeper than Enji had originally thought. And with the blood lost, it wasn't looking too good.
"Are you alright?" His deep voice rumbled, the concern evident.
"Baby, come here." She whispered, holding her hand out. "You've been pacing for hours. Sit down. Relax."
He hesitated. Could he really? Could he really just sit? Shouto had zoned out. For what felt like forever his just stared at the ground, before he fell asleep with his head on his mothers shoulder. Natsuo and Fuyumi were somewhere- he wasn't sure where at the moment.
He supposed he could calm himself down enough, try to breathe through it. So he did. He walked over and sat down, sighing when her hand slipped into his.
"She'll be okay," Rei whispered. "She's strong. She's resilient. And there's a great team working on her. It's-It's going to be okay."
"I don't know," he mumbled. "She looked bad when we finally got to her. She was so pale," he squeezed her hand. "And there was so much blood. I should've gotten there sooner."
"No, you can't blame this on yourself. This isn't anyones fault. You did your job and you brought her home."
"But did I bring her home right? Did I bring her home alive?"
"Yes."
And Rei was right. He did bring you home alive. The surgery was a success. You stabilized, you regained the color in your face, normal breathing and heart rate.
They stitched you up, fixed a few broken ribs- sewed up that cut on your chin. They used a quirk for your arm, that seemed to be the easiest but for the others it was too risky.
So the Todoroki family sat in the small hospital room, around your bed, just waiting. They held small conversations, took turns sleeping; though Todoroki needed it the most. He kept putting it off.
"Aw- don't tell me you've all been waiting here. You all are getting soft," a voice mumbled.
Enji looked up and smiled. "You're awake."
"Princess," Shouto leaned foward and kissed your forehead. "How're you feeling?"
"I mean- all things aside, fine. It's a party in here though, you having fun?"
"I'm going to hit you." Natsuo narrowed his eyes.
"Can't hit a cripple," you hum. "Nice try though, Uncle."
"You almost died, yet here you are, cracking jokes."
"Yes. That's how I handle uncomfortable situations. You know this. I blame Auntie."
"I blame your father." Fuyumi rolled her eyes.
Shouto looked up, saying something back. Enji had turned them out.
"You feel okay?" He asked, eyes trained on you.
"I mean, it hurts a little but I'm okay." You smiked softly. "Thank you for finding me. I'm sorry you had to though."
"Don't apologize. You did nothing wrong. I'm just glad your okay," he swiped his thumb across your cheek gently.
It was okay after all.
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i have decided to live blog my reactions to the new netflix winx saga bc i heard it's apparently bad?? currently all i know abt it was they replaced techna and flora and also theres white-washing and fatphobia?? idk anyway i'm starting with ep 1
thoughts:
its definitely not 'colorful magical girls' like the original cartoon was
"feckin' sheep"
OH ITS DEFINITELY NOT COLORFUL MAGICAL GIRLS WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS A FULL ON SHEEP (?) CORPSE YOOOO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT???? MAN IM NOT SCARED OF GORE BUT THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
big scary beast pog?
yeah,,, theres gore in there. rip farmer/shepherd dude
okay i have to give them credit for that pretty dope intro. its not the winx club theme but hey i kinda like it
ooooh this music is dope. time to add it to my spotify playlist
hmmm im assuming redhead girl is bloom?
girl with the plants is definitely flora (or whoever she is now)
blonde is deffo stella or smthin
girl with the headphones is musa i think
who's the dude?? i dont remember the names of the dudes in the original winx
Are they still using Bloom's backstory as like the princess (?) of a kingdom??
wAIT DO THEY STILL HAVE THEIR PETS?? LIKE BLOOM'S BUNNY??
"Wow. You are so lost. I'm impressed by your confidence in the face of complete ignorance. Issue is, you're overcommitted. I mean, you're essentially running." Did I somehow miss some backstory?? What is up with this dude what is going on??
man i dont like the blond dude?? what is going on?? i am confused??
i don't remember bloom's whole backstory but i think the show's still using it??
dude did a full 180
"Sorry, I'd be happy to--" "Mansplain it?" i would've loved this line more if bloom was a bit more petty than smiley
NEVERMIND SHE IS A LITTLE BIT PETTY HDJWKKEJG (edit: nope she's tryna flirt)
oh they have british accents but bloom is american
"Oh how very american of you." HSJDJKFKG
MAGIC RING WITH A PRETTY DESIGN POG
HAJDJFKKEKWJE OKAY SO FAR I REALLY LIKE STELLA???
transformation magic has been lost as they evolved?? thats definitely not foreshadowing for the winx's abilities /s
Hhhhh bloom probably committed arson /hj
Yeah she definitely committed arson (albeit accidentally)
can we get more characters in here? like ik bloom's the protag but please i need more characters
oop all the girls are dorm mates
"Lady of the Flies, don't be sexist" IK THIS WAS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE
OHHHHHHH AISHA POG!! Yeah yeah i remember her, her name back in the cartoon seemed to alternate(?) from Aisha and Layla!! She had the bubble powers!!
BLOOM'S A RAVENCLAW/SLYTHERIN POG
ah yes the classic magic is linked to emotion trope i love that!!
Oh flora's name is terra now okay. Not quite a fan of the name change, but hey
OH HER COUSIN'S NAME IS FLORA JGJFKKGKH
she's so chatty bc of nerves and yeah,, i can relate
headphone girl's eyes turned pinkish purple what?? she used magic??
Terra is me when talking to people
man headphone girl wasn't even talking to me and I got hit with that rsd
Okay i got the confirmation that headphone girl's name is musa alrighty
specialists?? what are those??
i dont like how this riv guy acts
i dont like how all of the guys act so far
yeah no i dislike most of the men who have had lines in the past 12 minutes
OHHHH BLOND DUDE'S NAME IS SKY
wait isn't he supposed to have long hair??
The teacher man is kinda scary
Oh so specialties are like soldiers or smthn
burned ones?? oh??
riv literally left the barrier to smoke?? bruh
the burned ones sounds so scary but man are the hollows from miss peregrines home for peculiar children are scarier
RIP riv this mf is gonna die
eeeeehh gross gore
mmmmm heres the fatphobia
beatrix doesn't give me good vibes
mmmmmm mom of the year award goes to bloom's mom. like ik ik youre worried but you didnt have to call your child a weird loner??? that shit hurts man (am i speaking from personal experience? mayhaps)
oh yay another sky and bloom interaction /s
i am begging this show to make one of the winx gay pleaseee
or bi
please just don't make all of them cishet
(who am i kidding,, they're all gonna end up in cishet relationships)
Are sky and stella exes??
bloom really found out that there aren't any people outside the barrier and dipped from the party even though it might be dangerous. mood
ooh pretty firefly thingies
yeah bloom deffo committed arson
arson pog
she's gonna straight up cause a forest fire
UH OH SHE CANT CONTROL IT
WATER FAIRY AISHA POG
Mmmm i dont like blooms parents
OH CHANGELING BLOOMS A CHANGELING
MMMMM MS DOWLING SUS VOTE HER OUT
I DONT LIKE RIV FUCK THAT GUY
FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR FATPHOBIA BITCH
yeah get his ass terra gET HIS ASS
Man alfea got that sweet cell signal
stella doesn't want bloom in alfea alrighty
musA IS A MIND FAIRY?? I THOUGHT SHE WAS A MUSIC ONE??
bruh stella i take whatever nice thing i said about you
man i miss my girl techna
give me my tech fairy back
"y'know you don't have to be okay." bitCH YOU CALLED HER A WEIRD LONER AND TOOK HER DOOR
mmmmm okay bloom's mom im giving you one more chance do not fuck it up
weird creepy building ew
oh its where she slept in
oop she gonna get jumped by burned ones
OOP SHE LOST THE RING
yeah fuck this im skipping i hate scenes like these
FUCK THE BURNED ONE TOOK THE RING
yeah sky and stella were exes
yeah no stella you gotta live the consequences of ur actions
Beatrix and riv are a duo that i do not need
terra is tryna reach out aw
oooh musa's an empath
oh okay ms. dowling isnt as sus anymore okay
who the hell is this rosalind character??
lmao watch her be bloom's bio mom
hooded character???? who are you???
OH GOD SHE'S A TRIX (?) like the one with the lightning powers
WAIT BEATRIX
FUCK
me: i've connected the dots
also me: you didn't connect them
FUCK SHES FREEIN THE BURNED ONE DAMNIT
FUCK I CALLED IT
final conclusion: so far i hate like half of all the characters in this show. the literal only people i trust is ms. dowling, terra, aisha, and the kid that riv picked on. everyone else i mildly dislike (stella) or can go fuck themselves (riv)
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Jerry :( I'm sad, something really depressing happened earlier and I need your help cheering me up.
ok please enjoy this. :)
JERRY X READER FANFIC
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Your name is (Your First Name) Bungalow Bill… and your the sexiest mother fucker on this street. every day your just so sexy that you have to cover all your mirrors. your orbs is (your eyecolor) and your strands are (your haircolor)
One day youre just taking a swim in the lake downtown. Just swimming all around in there with your pecs and swimming down and grabbing trouts in your bare hands. You hear a little something and you look around. You don’t see anything but then you keep looking… And. You see… someone drownding…
your legs go fast and your arms to fast and you swim to them. you pick their body up out of the water noting how buff it is… and ripped. Your blushing cause well you just think thats so handsome. you pull the man out of the water and hold him above. He coughs up water and blood and he looks at you with those big sexy marbles (eyes)
His wet brown lock curls and strands are on his head. “Hi thank you” he says handsomely, his voice like a speedrun of darksouls 2. “I’m Jerry… Jerry smith. thank you for rescuing me my prince…”
Your just so embarassed and you swuirm around. “Ahhh!!!! X_X 0mg Lol… anything for you bigboy… Glad i could help baby boy.” your so sweaty and your shoes are so small on your feet. You take off your shirt cause its so hot and reveal a tattoo of vegeta.
Jerry sees this and his eyes go blind of love. “Omg… I know you… Are you by any chance BungyChungyBill62 on ao3?!” he screams. “Yes” Uou say firmly back. “Oh my god i love your vegeta fanfics so much he is just so smexy am i right?!” he says. You smile proudly. “I agree.”
Papa J stands up and brushes off his shirt. “Well i should probably get going soon i have to go back home and cook dinner for my children” he holds up a fish that he caught in the water. “Those babys are gonna love this. Just kidding they hate all my meals and I’m alone”
You both chuckle and laugh at that funny joke!
You part ways and go back to your apartment where you sigh dreamily. Jerrey….. Oh he was so epic. but now that you have tasted perfection, what does life matter? you sit on your couch and play super monkey ball until you pass out at 6 am.
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The Next Morning
you wake up and take out your laptop and look at it. you have 3 new private messages. one is a continuation of your teen titans go roleplay thread. one is from your boss telling you that youre fired. and one… is from Jerry
“Hi (your name). Do you want to come camping with me this weekend, we have 6 pairs of hiking boots and there is only 5 of us in my family. I need to repay you for saving my life. Please respond. Love Jerry”
you fcking type “Yes” into the keyboard so good and you hit send. You are so excited you go to Walmart and you buy fishing line and bug spray and a whole canoe and you go home and knit yourself a sweater and it says “I LOVE JERRY” on it and you wear it.
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the next day
you hear honcking of a car outside and you go out there and see Jerry waving from his car. you take your suitcase and you go out there so fast and you see him. “Hi (name)? my family is so happy to see you are coming” he says. “guys this is the man who saved my life. ”
They are all playig magikarp jump and they dont say hi or look at you
“Haha well you know how it is” he says sexily. Everything about him is so tender and strong. “Hop in the trunk sorry we have no other room” he says and he gets out of the car and helps you into the trunk. You lay down in there and he kisses your forehead and closes it down and you just play your 3ds in there for a few hours
On the way there they stop and you get out cause you are all going in to get food on the way from McDonald’s. you step out and stretch and Jerry and you all go in.
You decide to talk to his family. “hi are you jerrys wife?” you say to Beth.“ unfortunately LOL” she says. Your so mad and angry. Beth goes to the counter. “uhhh can i get a. Fucking large Coke and 3 tomattos and a cookie and a salad and crotons and just a little Oreo mcflurry yes that will be all” she says. When she isnt looking you take her Coke and you put 10 salt packets into it.
Next you talk to morty he is just sitting at a table tying his shoes. “Hi morty jerrys son? I’ve heard so much about you” you say. Jerry didn’t tell you anything about him but also I forgot you have mind reading powers and you just know. morty looks up at you and he says “yeah” and he takes off his shoelaces and throws them in the garbage and takes off his shoes and throws them in the garbage cause he does not know how to tie them.
now youre talkig to summer. she is skyping with her boyfriend. “And so then they all shoot the ancient minister and his cape catches on fire and its fucking rob!!!!!Oh hold on one second. Hi what do you want” she says. “Oh hi summer just…… well just saying hi cause we are camping together. Are you having fun��� “no” she says. “Ok well… maybe i have something for you…” you reach into your suitcase and just pull out a book. it says WARRIORS volume 1. you hand it to her. “try reading this bitch.” “Ok maybe i will bitch!!!!”
You walk up to their grabdpa Rick. “Hi Rick.” you say. “Dontever talk to me again” he says and he takes a real gun out of his pocket and shoots you
You wake up in the trunk of the car and walk back into McDonald’s. They are all eating their nuggets. “Ok there you are you died for a little bit there” they say. Jerry takes your hand. (your name) please come in the play place with me" he says. “Ok” you say and you both go in the McDonald’s play place and you have a fun time on the slide playing tag
When you are done you go back in the trunk and go to the campsite. When you get there you get out and breathe in the fresh air and 4 mosquitos. “Ahh… The fresh air” you say… “Boy do I love camping” you say and you take your suitcase and open it up and just chug one of those bottles of bug spray.
Jerry comes up to you. He has a headband that says JERRY RULES on it and he is wearing a shirt with Dwayne the rock Johnson smiling and giving a thumbs up. he is wearing very short shorts and sandles with socks and fingerless gloves and eyeshadow and blue lipstick. He winks at you. “Are you ready to have some fun” he says. You do a little dance. “Oppa gangnam style yes i am Jerry!” You are wearing skinny jeans, your I love Jerry sweater, a wolf hat because your fursona is a wolf, high heels, and a ripped vest with fake plastic crystals on the back.
You and jerry help set up the tent whole beth and summer just drink mountain dew and no one knows where rick and morty are. when you have finished setting up the tent there are 2 wasp nests in there and you are very scared. “Kyaaa…” you squeal and hide behind Jerry. “oh no need to fear (YOUR NAME HERE) they dont call me Jerry for a reason” he said. he Walks in there and just rips off the wasp nests in his bare hands and eats them and you see him grow slightly larger as he does. He turns to you and winks. You fall over and faint
When you wake up you are in the tent. it’s pretty dark out. you go outside and morty is on fire and everyone is roasting marshmallows on him. “oh hi (name) you sure sleep a lot and die a lot!” says Jerry and they all kek and laugh together. You blush in embarrassment. Jerry walks over to you handsomely. “Hi motherfucker do you want to take a walk and play pokemon go” he asks. You pull your phone out of your (your area of choice) “Yes” you say. both of you hold hands and start walking down the dark streets.
You can see illuminated from the fires that people are having. And also Jerry is giving off a faint glow. “Wow Jerry… you’re so beautiul tonight” you say bash fully. He smiles. “Yeah I know” he whispers. “Want to go somewhere cool?” he asks. “Yes” you say and dab.
Jerry and you go deep into the woods. “Jerry I csnt see anything” you say. “Oh one moment.” He grunts hard and focuses. Hundreds of fireflies come flying over to him and land on him and he is glowing now. You are amazed and crying. “Jerry I have to say something…” you say. “I’m in love with you!”
Jerry gasps and puts a hand up to his face and he swallows some fireflies accidentally. “Oh (your name)! I’m in love with you too!”
you both lean in… but then suddenly… a green portal opens behind you. some ricks come out and one of them pushes Jerry off a cliff and he dies. “Ahhhhhhh my beautiful Jerry!!! you… you mother fuckers will pay…” you say and flex hard. You start transforming into your beast form. Your hands get long and your ears get wolf ears. Your teeth become sharp and your eyes are glowing red and you are shacking. But before you can do anything a tranquilizer dart is shot into your back and you can’t see and you fall asleep.
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You wake up in a brightly colored room well its white. It’s space jail and you are in it and to your right is a big buff space man and he looks so mean and weird. “where am i…?” you moan and you look around. Then a tv comes down and a Rick is on the tv.
“Ok so we thought you were gonna be Beth lol” he says. “we didnt excepet jerry to be kissing some stranger in the woods but i guess thats just fucken jerry bitch!!!!! Anyways we cant let you go now cause we found a rare mineral in your body. in 2 days we will harvest it and you will die sorry.” and he hangs up
You collapse to the floor and start crying and bawling. Why does this happen to you? “Jerry…” you cry out. “I want your hot and sweet tender loins to come and hold me…”
“Oh really?” a voice says. You recognise that voice… Its Jerry. But he is not here! Then the alien to the left of you takes off its mask and it is Jerry. “Hi motherfucker” he says.
“OH JERRY!!!!!” you scream and run into his arms. “oh Jerry I thought you were DEAD!!!” you whisper loudly. and kiss his little eyelashes. “Oh I was. but I respawned then.” he says. “and now I’m gonna get you out of here bich!!!!”
He raises a hand above him and starts screaming. The entire prison you are locked in is turned into minecraft blocks. he absorbs them all and quickly crafts a spaceship for you to fly in. You both get in. “Hey you can’t do that what are you doing!!!!” Some ricks scream… But your flying just so much. And you go.
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You arrive back at the campground in the morning. you both step out. “Jerry what the fuck” says everyone at once. you are so glad to be back on earth.
Then Jerry collapsed onto the ground. “J… Jerry…? what’s wrong…?” you ask and get on your knees to feel his forehead. He is getting sick.
“I can’t survive this long without… Nutrients…” he whimpers. “I need the earth and wood and grass to survive im running out of time” he says his eyes fading away.
You grab some dirt and wood chips and put them in his mouth. he eats them. “yum… thank you…” he says softly. “But. I’m afraid it’s too late…”
His body goes limp.
“Ah Jerry…! No!!!!!!!!!” you scream and you put your lips to jerrys and Kiss him. He starts to glow and you are kissing and he rises up and he is glowing and he suddenly had a Beaitiful white suit on and he is alive.
“Oh (your name) you brought me back…! To life…!” he says and he hugs you. “thank you the power of LOVE saved me” he says crying. Your also crying. “Oh Jerry I love you so much you are so ripped and handsome and muscular and stronf and desirable and underrated and underappreciated…” you both embrace and kiss.
“Honey” says jery to Beth. “I think… I need to see someone else.”
“ok” says Beth. “we have been divorced for 3 years Jerry.”
“haha lol!” you all have a good laugh and slap your knees and you and Jerry are glowing and kissing and you both combine and melt into each other and fuse into one big buff man.
——- EPILOGUE ——–
You now enjoy your life as a fusion perfectly happy and married and you go around giving warrior cat books to people to get them hooked on warriors.
summer also is a cat now cause she loves them so much she asked Rick to turn her into one.
Beth is single and she is loving her life she is strong and goes on dates and she brings horses to life.
Morty hasnt worn shoes in 7 years. That’s ok though he is working on it.
Rick is exactly the same but he wears eyeliner now.
—– THE END ——
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