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Hikaru Hitachiin||SFW Alphabet

A/N: Will this include Hikaru slander? Yes. Hikaru stans come get ur food, enjoy!

Word Count: 2219

A: Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Hikaru shows affection physically. He’s much too prideful to admit (bar the rare and private confessions of adoration and love) his love for you through words or actions and he prefers to receive instead of give gifts. But a little arm around your shoulder, holding your hand in his pocket, small pecks on the cheek and you more than know how much Hikaru loves you.

B: Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Hikaru likely becomes best friends with you via pranks. He takes note of you when you catch him trying to mess with Tamaki and give him a few pointers on how to better scare the poor blonde. From there, it’s history.

C: Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Hikaru loves to cuddle. He becomes especially clingy at night at which point all he wants to do is hold you. When he’s away from you, he still prefers to cuddle with something so he’ll substitute you for a pillow. Not the same but it gets the job done until he can return home to you and get wrapped up in your arms again.

D: Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Hikaru likes the idea of settling down. He’d definitely want to head to the countryside or somewhere mountainous that’s surrounded by beaches. He likes the thought of you and him being together in your own little pocket of the world. As for cooking and cleaning, he can’t do either and has no interest in doing so, so he’d probably pay a few servants to do the work for him.

E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

If Hikaru had to break up with you, it’d likely be the result of both of you needing to part ways so that you can work on yourselves before trying to give the relationship another shot. Hikaru generally acts unaffected (and depending on the length of your relationship, he is) but deep down he resolves to become better for you.

F: Fiance(e) (How would they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He doesn’t really like the idea of marriage because he views it as an expensive mess that ends in an even more expensive divorce. He does like the idea of spending his life with you but if yall ever got married he might just get a pre-nup. Overall though, he’s not really the sort for marriage, the legal part of it especially gives him anxiety, and to be honest, when he knows that he’s committed to you, it just is. Loving and being with you becomes as natural as breathing for him.

G: Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Hikaru isn’t really gentle at all. Like he definitely tries to be soft and tender with you but also he likes to pinch your butt when you walk past, and really is he so terrible for that? (Kind of, that shit be hurtin mf)

H: Hugs( Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Please hug Hikaru, he won’t ask for it or initiate aside from throwing his arm around your waist/shoulder. He craves your hugs and whenever you hug him it’s like the clouds part and a rainbow shines down onto your relationship. Hikaru’s hugs, as a result of his refusal to just ask for a hug, are always a little clingy, desperate to hold you tight to him for as long as possible.

I: I love you (How fast do they say the L-word)

One of Hikaru’s biggest regrets is how fast he said ‘I love you’. It was spur of the moment and he didn’t mean it, he just thought he had to say it because you’d both been dating for 3 months and he just straight up didn’t mean it. The look on your face was filled with so much joy that he feels disgusted with himself whenever he thinks back to it. Now every time he says he loves you, he tries his hardest to make sure that you understand just how much he means it. He never wants you to doubt the depth of his devotion for you.

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous)

He and Kaoru are already getting that gleam in their eye. In all seriousness though, he gets really pouty and everything becomes a competition between him and the person he’s jealous of. It’s like, “Oh, you’re on track to become an olympic class track runner? That’s cool I guess, what’s really impressive is the fact that I’m 5′9″. It’s embarrassing for both of you, and you just apologize for him before walking away, dragging him along with you.

K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Hikaru’s kisses are a lot like him in the sense that they’re exciting with a hint of trouble. Hikaru enjoys flustering you by kissing you in as many public places as passionately as possible before walking off and acting like everything’s all normal. He likes to smirk into kisses and his kisses are so intense that most times they turn into makeout sessions despite neither of you really planning it.

L: Little ones (How are they around children)

Hikaru is kid of awkward around kids. He doesn’t really care too much for them and so whenever they’re around, he tends to just hand them off to the nearest person who cares for children. He genuinely doesn’t know what to do so if he’s left alone with a kid he’ll just kinda stare and ask if they need food or something.

M: Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Hikaru are sweet but stressful. Hikaru has an alarm that plays music and sends confetti instead of a more traditional one, and while Hikaru’s used to the sound of his alarm clock, you aren’t, and sleep right through it. Does Hikaru think ‘oh maybe I should wake Y/N up?’ Nope. He just sits there and stares at you until you naturally wake up on your own. You wake up so peacefully and stare at him until you get a glimpse at the time and start panicking and yelling at him for not waking you up sooner. 

N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Nights with Hikaru are the calmest you’ll ever see him. He’s very sleepy and gets 1000% clingier. Whether it’s wrapping his arms and legs around you as he sleeps or you letting him sit on your lap while he applies both your and his face mask, nighttime Hikaru is just a clingy sweetheart trying to make up for a day of him acting like he’s not fully in love with you.

O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Hikaru is a very layered person. Just when you think you’ve discovered something about him, you actually just barely scratched the surface. He tries to be more and more open with you, hiding less from you. But it’s not exactly easy to break his habit of not/fear of being open.

P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Hikaru is a little brat, which means if he doesn’t get his way he will resort to mischief and then angry pouting. He gets angry kind of easily but he’s just gotten good at hiding it. Over the course of his relationship with you, he does start to chill out a bit, not getting his way doesn’t bother him as much anymore.

Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you?  Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Hikaru remembers weird bits of information about you at the strangest and most inopportune moments. Like you’ll be talking to Kyoya while Hikaru is talking with his clients and he’ll just suddenly remember mid-act that you were like school council president at your elementary school or something and completely freeze and break character. 

R: Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moment in your relationship (although this was technically before the two of you were together) was after the host club’s ball, you walked up to him like “I know the party’s over but may I have this dance.” He accepted of course and you both danced the night away. Just thinking about that day sends butterflies running through his stomach and he swoons for you all over again.

S: Security (How protective are they? How would they like to be protected?)

Hikaru is super protective over you. If he’s out and about with you somewhere and he feels like you’re in danger (not too common but always a risk with him being rich), he’s activating emergency defense protocol procedures. He’s also kinda dramatic about it like if you bump into the edge of the coffee table he’ll laugh at you but then while you aren’t looking, he’s calling to have the whole table removed. Have mercy on whoever decides to bother you though because he and Kaoru are not above jumping.

T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Hikaru puts a lot of effort into your dates, he enjoys the challenge of trying to one up his last attempt as well as trying to surprise you each time. He’s not really the type to give gifts unless they’re in the form of clothes, but he’d much rather get gifts than give them. He does get a little upset if he starts feeling like he’s the only one trying so shake things up by surprising him instead (wipe that all-knowing grin off his face). Despite the fact that he’ll try to act like he doesn’t try that hard, he really does want to impress you and he tries his hardest to do so.

U: Ugly (What are some bad habits of theirs? (I’m gonna add arguments here because they aren’t on the prompt list I found))

A bad habit of Hikaru’s is that he has a tendency to try and pick fights. No matter where this stems from, he tends to try and bait you into fights or disagreements. He doesn’t even realize that he does this until you point it out to him. (Well honestly you pointed it out, then in disbelief he went and asked the host club at which point, they agreed, and he was left in shock at their lack of hesitation).

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Hikaru, like Tamaki, is obsessed with his looks. He often lies and says that it’s Kaoru who’s obsessed with looks, but Hikaru goes absolutely feral if someone so much as touches any of his beauty products. He honestly doesn’t even want you to touch them unless you’re coming back from buying his stuff at the store.

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

At first, Hikaru kinda treats your relationship with him like an exchange. He’s terrified you’re only interested in him for his looks or his money and so he does everything possible to make you stay because he was scared of what it would be like to be a person without you. He does break out of that dependent mindset eventually though. To be completely honest, you both probably break up because of Hikaru’s dependent tendencies and only get back together once both of you grew without the other for a while.

X: (E)xes (Any previous relationship experience. How does that factor into your current relationship?)

 Hikaru has absolutely no relationship experience as he’s spent the last however may years of his life fending off all potential interaction with people who weren’t Kaoru with a stick.

Y: Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner)

Hikaru’s only real turn-offs are people with no sense of style. Of course, it’s not a huge deal breaker but you pretty much have to be ok with being Hikaru’s personal doll. He also really dislikes boring people, like if your life can be summed up in a resume, he’s skipping past you. Another thing that he looks for in his partner is, obviously, the ability to tell the difference between him and his twin. If you can’t do that, he’s already written you off completely.

Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Hikaru sleeps fully and completely in the nude, like no boxers or anything. Initially, it was kind of a joke/ look at me thing but now he can’t help himself. Now, it’s fine between the two of you now, but the first time you spent the night at Hikaru’s house, only to find he’d somehow stripped all the way down in his sleep come morning, was...surprising to say the least. (You couldn’t look him in the eye for almost a month afterwards)

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[pascalisthepunkest]

tagged by the wonderful @trashbin2 ​ @x-wingwarriorbbpoe8 ​ and @batata-elegante ​ 💜🥰💜

1. do you make your bed?

i've realized that i always make my bed in winter but not in summer lol

2. what’s your favorite number?

23 bc of 1d? yes, i hate myself too

3. what’s your job?

i'm unemployed

4. can you parallel park?

i don't know how to driveee

5. a job you had which would surprise people?

none really

6. do you think aliens are real?

fuck yeah my dudes 👽

7. can you drive a manual car?

nope

8. what’s your guilty pleasure?

i don’t think i’ve got one? i’m that boring, yes

9. tattoos?

somedayyyy later than sooner, that's for sure lol

10. favorite color?

pink 😋

11. things people do that drive you crazy?

exist? aklsdlkasdjlk 

12. any phobias?

spiders, i can’t stand them

13. favorite childhood sport?

i used to love playing volleyball!

14. do you talk to yourself?

nah me @ myself why the fuck you lying? why you always lying?

15. what movies do you adore?

scooby doo spooky island, prospect, children of men, the rocky horror picture show, forrest gump, high school musical, hocus pocus

16. do you like doing puzzles?

i mf love puzzles man

17. favorite kind of music?

pop/rock and punk/rock

18. tea or coffee?

coffee

19. what’s the first thing you remember you wanted to be when you grew up?

an architect thanks to the sims 😂 until i realized i needed math and patience for that 

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#name a more boring person #i dare you #about me

[hayleymarshalldaily]

Gigi / other admins what are your predictions for TO season five, like honest predicitions not unrealistic ones? also why do you carry on the blog when you say you no longer like the show?

My (Gigi) honest opinions are here:

First and foremost I predict this is the last. I don’t think they’ll have another season, and I think the writers will be aware they’re writing their last.

Unnecessary teen drama fuelled by daddy issues with Hope because her father never picked up the phone despite breaking the rules and visiting Elijah (lord don’t get me started) and first love boyfriend drama with Roman. First two/three episodes will jump around with different locations including the school but i think by episode four they’ll all be home in new orleans (I’m predicting now Roman will die, probably similarly to Jackson in that he died because he was too close to a member of the family.)

I suspect they’ll have Hayley either go with “I never stopped loving you Elijah” or ‘learn’ to love the new Elijah, or just be plain over the battery, I’m a bit 50/50 on how quickly they’ll get his memories back. I have a feeling Elijah will have a new love interest who will fail to hold his attention once Hayley is back in his life or he gets his memories back, I suspect Hayley may also have a new LI who will have 30 seconds screentime total and will also be ditched in favour of H/E. We’ll probably learn little about what Hayley’s been doing in the past decade or so, she prolly wont have a job or have picked up a new hobby and they’ll once again make out like every waking moment was spent trying to get the mikaelsons together again and she just didn’t have timeeee for herself (or they’ll make out like she aint even bothered because that wouldn’t surprise me either with the way nobody including hayley fought to keep them all together at the end of last season)

I suspect we’ll have minimal Rebekah as per season 2/3 due to the fact Claire’s new series got picked up to order, I think we might have Kol/Davina drop in together every now and then, depending on when Danielle wants to film. (Though even if she was completely free I dont think they’d ever bring them both to mains)

I’m monumentally disappointed with the lack of flashbacks this season, I really am, but with the cut down time I suspect there’ll be the same amount in s5, then again if Klaus really does return back to how he used to be due to losing Hope (literally and figuratively), maybe we’ll get some more so they can draw comparison. Josh will probably be the same as he was this season as well, they’ll make a reminder that he has a boyfriend or something and then never show the guy again, then he’ll be used randomly as/when to fit plans. We’ll prolly have a couple of shots of Cami’s grave again so I suspect that’ll remain the same.

I predict that Rebel will have broken up by the first episode and Marcel will be back in New Orleans. (small chance they’ll break up in the first episode after realising that it just isn’t working out and they’ll make a show of Rebekah staying wherever they are at that moment and Marcel going home. I suspect Rebekah/Marcel will have been in a very tumultuous on/off again for the past 7/8 years) Rebekah will drop in when the drama starts and they need her for something, her and Marcel will gaze longingly and may have gotten it on again by the end of the season.

I suspect that Freya/Keelin will be ridiculously happy and soppy though Freya will feel guilty over how long her family have been separated. Keelin will comfort her and that will lead to more soppy stuff. The writers have made it v clear they’re all in for this relationship to be happy and not end so there’s really not that much to ‘predict’ with this one.

Hope will probably have Bonnie/Davina level powers that she’s still not got amazing amounts of control over due to the sheer level of power she has. Will probably lose control a lot.

Vincent... idk about Vincent, he’ll prolly have his own sideplot that’ll link into the main somehow. Same goes for Marcel, I dont really know where they’d go with him.

I think The Hollow plot will be solved by episode 2 and then the s5 villain will problem will take root in episode 3, like in this season just passed, where season 3′s problem was solved at the end of episode 2 and then the hollow came in and messed it up for them when they finally thought they were gonna be okay.

Klaus... I’m with everyone else they’ll probably have Klaus with an old edge to him because he’s feeling bitter that once again he’s had to give up his child in order for his family to be okay, and for all he has had growth in the past couple of years, this is klaus we’re talking about, it *will* get to him deep down that his family get to go off and basically be perfectly happy with their partners and elijah gets to unburden himself of them all but he gets jack shit and cant be with Hope once again.  But then again we were told to expect Klaus with PTSD from the dungeon and he had a total of one scene where we saw the effects of that so whoooo knows if they’ll make it effect him. 

Depending on what capacity they get Candice I suspect they’ll have Caroline be the light in his life again or whatever when he can finally go near Hope again and he don’t know how to act they’ll have Caroline act like she knows her better than anyone else since she’s been her teacher (yeah the vampire teaching the witch, okay, whatever, moving on) and will help Klaus with Hope.

Ric will probably make a cameo in either the first episode or an episode later down the season.

There’ll probably be a K/D, H/E, R/M & K/C endgame. But i wouldn’t be surprised if they had it so R/M weren’t actually endgame and have them accept that they’re always gonna love each other but it’s never gonna work out.

I’ve heard talks of a Hope spinoff, and maybe there is an actual plan in JP’s head for this or maybe there isn’t, But I guarantee you that if they do a backdoor pilot (prolly where Alaric will actually enter) then it’ll flop. Theres no longer a market for that kinda show. Not a TVD meets Harry Potter meets Buffy which is how I expect they’ll try play it off. I think Hope was aged up because they had no idea what to do with a seven year old tbh, and this is the CW, so there *must* be some sort of romance with a central character. Hence Roman. I suspect Hope will be bratty and have an attitude and wont be the shy completely selfless kid we met in s4, and they’ll probably either try saying it’s her genetics or because Klaus wasn’t around enough.

(my unrealistic hopes though are hayley having an actual job and maybe going back to the pack since it was confirmed she was still living in new orleans and being an alpha and liaising with Vincent to be the head of the wolf faction again, having more flashbacks, minimal daddy issue drama with hope, more haycel/hopecel, little interference from TVD including MF, and not stringing out the elijah drama, if you’re gonna give him back his memories just doooo it don’t make it last all season, also freya getting a job might be cool, and learning vincents actual job when he’s not casting spells... you know... just saying)

I still run this blog because I’ve invested a fuckton of time into it, this blog is like my baby tbh, and I still love Hayley as a character even though I’m not okay with the show rn or tbh a lot of the way Hayley is written, she’s still a character that I very much so cannot let go of just yet. Also I found out that Carina will be a producer this year which I let fill me with a tiny bit of Hope because whilst she may not have ultimate power on the actual plot like Julie does, she’s very much so always been very pro Hayley and has always written incredible scenes for her, and has also written some very decent K/H/ scenes (whether or not she or anyone else ships them romantically, some of the best K/H scenes where they talk about Hope have been written by her) 

Royal I’m assuming doesn’t care enough to give a prediction for s5 because she’s over the show, I know from speaking to her though that she’s still part of the blog because she enjoys the company (ayyyy) and has also been here from the very start and has invested a lot into it. Royal’s done a lot for the blog BTS.

And this is Sarah’s response:

My predictions for the show are pretty bleak (for me). I don't like this time jump. At all. Literally, there is not a single thing I like about it. I think they built the show on Klaus' redemption being through being a father to Hope, and yet he's spent literally less than two years actually raising her. So, what's the point of him being a father if he's not actually being a father? You providing biological material and/or money and possessions does not make you a father. He got what - two months with her where she could actually form memories and half the time he was fighting a big bad. Yes, his sacrifice was noble...I guess. 

 So, we're gonna get Hope with daddy issues. Which is very valid for her to have because she can't actually spend quality time with her father. And she apparently doesn't get to be raised by her mother. But that's all good because saint Caroline has a school she can attend and that's super more important than her being raised by her mother. Obviously, there's no witches in NOLA who could teach her. No witch children she could make friends with (or werewolf children for that matter). Nope. None. Not a single one. Certainly none with the last name Mikaelson. Noooooope. Can't think of a single witch who could teach her. 

 Also, add in the fact that the sides that were released (which I doubt will make it onto the show) have Hope completely isolated and has no friends because everyone is scared of her. But totally worth not being raised for extended amounts of time by either of her parents for her to not have friends...she gets a boyfriend though!!!!!!! And that's all that matters, right? 

 Basically, I think they aged up Hope because now they can push the magic school spin-off with Hope as the lead once the Originals ends. They're baiting other fans in with talk of Caroline and KC and whether they actually go through and produce either - who knows. 

 I think eventually they'll get back to NOLA. Hope will leave the school (since apparently she has no friends there in the first place). Her boyfriend will follow and be creepy like all the male vampires on this show. But she'll ignore it because he's dreamy and dangerous and blah blah blah. The show will continue reusing plot lines and nothing will actually ever happen or be accomplished. Somehow the Mikaelsons will put the Hollow down for good and we'll see Klaus again not knowing how to be a father/trying to make up for lost time because that's all the writers apparently know how to write. Maybe we'll get big bad Klaus again, and when he's finally reunited with Hope, he'll start his redemption arc again. Wash, rinse, repeat.

#ask #anonymous #mod post #gigi #sarah #if y'all want to discuss any of our answers feel free to come to our personal asks about this #especially if it's concerning predictions for anything other than hayley lmao #thanks guys #Anonymous

[fystarlust]

1-100 ❤

1. What’s your middle name, and do you like it?Rachel, its okay HAHA2. are you artistic?depends what kind cos i cant draw for shit but i can do makeup??3. Have you had your first kiss?yes4. What is your life goal?be happy5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person?i mean ive seen 5sos 1d and mcbusted in person if that counts6. Do you play any sports?horse riding, i want to play more though i actually really like sports7. What’s your worst fear?demons8. Who’s your biggest inspiration?jacksepticeye9. Do you have any cool talents?my makeup looks great sometimes10. are you a morning person?yes11. How do you feel about pet names?theyre cute to a point, im not about that 'cupcake sprinkle sugar bean' life12. Do you like to read?if the book is good yes13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life.none have changed my life thats a bit far14. Do you care about your follower count?i used to but not anymore15. What’s the best dream you’ve had?i recently dreamt my gf was back home again16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?yes17. Do you have any pets?yes, 3 dogs, 4 cats, 1 horse and soon to be 1 hamster18. Are you religious?no lol19. Are you a people person?noooo20. Are you considered popular?considered by who HAHAH bc my gf thinks im pretty cool 💁🏼21. What is one of your bad habits?biting my nails22. What’s something that makes you feel vulnerable?during and after ive had a mental breakdown23. What would you name your children?Lily, Ava24. Who’s your celebrity crush?taeeeee25. What’s your best subject?nothing academic rip26. Dogs or cats?dogs27. most used social media besides tumblr?youtube28. best friends name?ellie29. who does your main family consist of?idk what main family consists of but i see all my family a lot so my mum, brother, dad, grandparents, aunty, uncle, cousins30. Chocolate or sugar?both31. have you ever been on a date?yes32. Do you like roller coasters?some types of them33. Can you swim?ye boi34. What would you do in the event of an apocalypse?i would be a badass mf and protect my loved ones and animals35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder?yes, am currently struggling with a few and likely always will be36. Are your parents together?no37. What’s your favorite color?baby blue38. What country are you from/do you live in?England to both39. Favorite singer?bts40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?nope41. Do you like dresses?yes but i need to work on my confidence when wearing them42. Favorite song right now?deeessspaaacito43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?yes, very44. How old were you when you first got your period?1245. Have you ever shot a gun?nope46. Have you ever done yoga?yes47. Are you a horror girl?if this means horror film then yes48. Are you good at giving advice?kind of? with some things im not though49. Tell us a story about your childhood.near my house me and my friends had this den that was like a cave in the ground and it was sooo cool we spent hours in there everyday and its still there50. How are you doing today?im okay51. Were you a cute kid?not to be up my own ass but yes52. Can you dance?secretly yes53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing?looking after animals54. Have you ever dyed your hair?nope too scared55. What color are your eyes?blue56. What’s your favorite animal?ooooo i cant pick one i have so many57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?lots of times, ellie n jess know this best58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?its complicated but kind of59. Do you have good friends?wonderful ones60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?yes61. What’s your favorite class?in college it was Zoo Management62. List all the tv shows you are watching.RuPauls Drag Race, The Walking Dead, Your Lie in April63. Are you organized?yes64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?i cant remember65. Which tv character do you relate to most?not a tv character but Ryan from BuzzFeed Unsolved is literally me as an asian male68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?my hell brain69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?travelling with my gf70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?god idk71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?iDk72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?i dont like these deep questions73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?yes74. When was the last time you traveled somewhere new?the other week when i went to Wadswick 75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?my dogs76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?i applied for a hnc77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?a vet78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?everything?? i dont knOW79. When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?when i was being bullied, shouldve beat that bitch into the dirt80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence.travel and be happy and be with jess and around animals81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?well id get a lot more done82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?id spend it with jess then when she died id kill myself HAHAHAH that sounds so dark83. How would you spend a billion dollars?travelling, on a house, animals84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?the past, i dont wanna see the shithole of a future until i have to85. What motivates you to succeed?literally nothing86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?a lot of them cos theyre v realistic, i dont like it87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?woods BUT not a creepy woods where id get killed, just a nice forest, and because i hate how busy cities are88. Do you believe in life after death?im not sure89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?none they can all suck my ass90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?the one about the cave den91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?jacksepticeye bc i luv him sm92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?when people come home from fighting abroad to their kids or dogs93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?idk how to sum it up94. What do you think happens after we die?i have no idea95. What would you do if you would be invisible?pretend to be a ghost and scare people96. What’s something you can’t do no matter how hard you try?DRAW97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?no i like surprises98. How did your first crush develop?i cant remember99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?yes always lmao, paranoia, anxiety, worry100. Do you live or do you just exist?so deep oooOoOoooO i dont care

[britawrites]

✩ [james & freja]

under here bc again this is too damn long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Hmm I could see James yelling, all that fiery Irish blood and working in kitchens bringing him to that level. If Freja ever yelled tho he’d be incredibly shockedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? It would have to be her bc he wouldn’t leave, he’s got it too good and also it’s his place lolWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Freja thoWho trashes the house? The girlsDo either of them get physical? All over the kitchen ;) But no, not in a fightHow often do they argue/disagree? Probably have lil squabbles every day and big fights when James has been putting work firstWho is the first to apologise? James, with flowers too

Sex:

Who is on top? Pretty even split I’d guess but James would like to be in the power position Who is on the bottom? EvenWho has the strangest desires? Uhh... idk man I don’t think James is too kinky. He likes to dominate a bit and he wouldn’t say no to bringing food into bed lolAny kinks? He’d like to tie her up, spank her, and, again, he wouldn’t say no to food like whipped creamWho’s dominant in bed? James lmaoIs head ever in the equation? Duh... Freja wants to keep her job, doesn’t she? jkIf so, who is better at performing it? Probably her. He isn’t bad but I bet she’s better. “Ay girl, what dat mouth do??”Ever had sex in public? Probably not full on sex but some foreplay. Unless you count fucking against a wall of windows where anyone looking can see then yes, yes they’ve had sex in public.Who moans the most? Freja, he makes sureWho leaves the most marks? James likes to mark his territory. “BACK OFF XAVIER!”Who screams the loudest? I mean the kids are sleeping so keep it down guys...Who is the more experienced of the two? Idk... I feel like James has been with a handful of women (he was married for some time) and he was so focused on his career that he wasn’t too worried about having a bunch of sex. So Freja could come out on top here (wink wink)Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Both. Also I like the idea that in the beginning it isn’t just all rough fucking... Like honestly she’s such an angel he’d want to be v gentle with herHow long do they usually last? Depends on how long they have lol If the girls are out of the house and they have all afternoon to themselves he could probably go 30 mins to an hour, which for his age is good I thinkIs protection used? Duh, he ain’t trying to have more babies. Although... clearly he doesn’t use it if she has that surprise bbDoes it ever get boring? Um no, Freja wants job security Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Hmm, I mean he’ll stick it in anywhere he can lol But I bet they have sex in kitchens all over NYC which when you think about it isn’t sanitary, come on guys

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? He has 2 girls and he wasn’t planning on having any with Freja but things happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? He’s good with the number he hasWho is the favorite parent? This isn’t a fair question given that Freja is the nanny... Grace would love both equally and Maggie would always favor James.Who is the authoritative parent? Freja. James is a softieWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Not James, that’s why he hired a nanny lolWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NOT JAMES omgWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Freja bc James was probably busy. He’d try to come to as many as he could be probably only makes a third.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? FrejaWho changes the diapers? Freja, but he’d do as many as he could when he’s homeWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? James, gotta develop that palate earlyWho spends the most time with the children? FrejaWho packs their lunch boxes? James would want to but I feel like... actually no he’d definitely be able to before they go off to school bc he doesn’t get into the restaurant until 10/11 maybeWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both. He needs Freja to help himWho cleans up after the kids? FrejaWho worries the most? Um both in different waysWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? JAMES omg dude you aren’t Gordon fucking Ramsay

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Freja?Who is the little spoon? FrejaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? James lolWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  JamesHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? I feel like he can’t sit still long enough. Like ten minutes maxWho gives the most kisses? James loves peppering her face with kisses. And he uses the phrase peppering bc lol chef pun jokesWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Cooking together with the girls!!!Where is their favourite place to cuddle? James doesn’t discriminate, he loves all the placesWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? James, no questionHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely. Only from like 1am-4am.

Sleeping:

Who snores? JamesIf both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Separately! The girls would ask questions and he isn’t ready to give them the talkTMIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Who talks in their sleep? Omg how cute if she did and in different languages What do they wear to bed? Nothing if James is on his game. Otherwise him t-shirt and boxers and he’d like to think she went to bed in silky things. OMG CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH THEM IN THE EARLY STAGES OF HER WORKING FOR HIM AND HE FORGETS HE NEEDS TO BE A BIT MORE DECENT WHEN GETTING UP TO GET COFFEE. Like he has young daughters so he isn’t walking out naked but his briefs are tight and MF is his face and dick claim so you know that bulge is #extralargeAre either of your muses insomniacs? Yes, James isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Probably. Although, he’d put them somewhere safe where the girls couldn’t get to them bc that’s a hazard and he’s a good dadDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? He’d wrap her up tight but then slap her on her ass and send her on her wayWho wakes up with bed hair? Depends. Some days he wakes up with perfect bed hair, sexy and tousled, and others he looks like a monsterWho wakes up first? James then Grace then Freja and then begrudgingly Maggie gets dragged out of bedWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? James What is their favourite sleeping position? 69? lol that’s James talkingWho hogs the sheets? GraceDo they set an alarm each night? No, he wakes up without one. Either bc of his own rhythm or Grace jumping on the bed. This is why Freja has to go back to her roomCan a television be found in their bedroom? I actually think... not. He has one in the living room but is on his laptop in his bedroom so watches what he needs/wants on them. As if he has time for tvWho has nightmares? The girlsWho has ridiculous dreams? idk maybe guilt over sleeping with the nanny gives him odd dreamsWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MaggieWho makes the bed? Freja better jkjk He makes his own, he gets anxiety if he doesn’tWhat time is bed time? lol he doesn’t have one bc he’d never stick to it. idk when kids should go to sleep tho, like 8/9 for the girls??Any routines/rituals before bed? omg idk this would be cute to think of someWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Maggie

Work:

Who is the busiest? James without a doubt, although let’s not discount Freja taking care of 2 rambunctious girls and looking flawlessWho rakes in the highest income? JamesAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither she’s a champ who’d power through it when the girls get her sickWho is more likely to turn up late to work? James is always on time bc he’s the boss and Freja lives at work so...Who sucks up to their boss? I MEAN AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAWhat are their jobs? Restauranteur and nannyWho stresses the most? James, lil ball of stress. This is why he needs sex so muchDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Love themAre your muses financially stable? He is and he pays her a comfortable wage

Home:

Who does the washing? FrejaWho takes out the trash? The girls take turns, it’s one of their choresWho does the ironing? FrejaWho does the cooking? James when he’s homeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? GraceWho is messier? GraceWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Maggie, btich probably does it on purposeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? The girlsWho forgets to flush the toilet? Oh God, lil Grace, bless her heartWho is the prankster around the house? Grace is good spirited about it and Maggie is mean spirited about itWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Hmm, Maggie probably hide them from FrejaWho mows the lawn? lmao James if this is an innuendo ;) otherwise they don’t have a lawn Who answers the telephone? Answer their own cellsWho does the vacuuming? FrejaWho does the groceries? FrejaWho takes the longest to shower? James takes fast ones and idk about herWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Grace when she finds Freja’s makeup and play dress up

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not for him, he spends it like it’s going out of style, which is a problem for herHow many cars do they own? Uhh idk let’s say he has 2Do they own their home or do they rent? He owns severalDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast is his main residence Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YepWhat’s their song? Oh God I remember thinking of one for them when I was doing Kyle/Carmen but now I can’t remember. It was something good tho...What do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? His homeHow did they first meet? When he was interviewing herWho spends the most money when out shopping? JamesWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Freja likes to tease himWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? lmao he trips over a toy left out and she probably snortsAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? The girlsWho kills the spiders around the house? JamesTheir favourite place? The kitchenWho pays the bills? JamesDo they have any fears for their future? I don’t think he was really thinking about their future tbh, just thinking with his dickWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? James Who uses up all of the hot water? Grace playing mermaid in the tubWho’s the tallest? James, unless you count Grace on his shouldersWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? He’d probably feel like he was violating her privacy by doing this but he’d love it if she jumped in with himWho wanders around in their underwear? James but he tries to keep it classy. WAIT NO I CHANGE MY ANSWER TO GRACE lmao she should go thru a phase where she hates clothes and fights anyone who tries to put some on herWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Maggie & JamesWhat do they tease each other about? He teases her about... how cute her butt looks today. Is that a tease? lolWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? He’s got a v slick sense of fashion but I bet in the Hamptons he goes golfing in one of those terrible outfits lmaoDo they have mutual friends? Do Grace & Maggie count lmaoWho crushed first? James? He noticed dat ass first...Any alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Uhh... idk manWho swears the most? James

#rubyroleplays #character: james #opposite: freja #otp: you're my home