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#but waking up I was like damn… I was getting misgendered left and right non stop and just had to deal w it
mcnuggyy · 1 year
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just remembered the fucked up dream I had last night where like 99% of the population switched bodies with somebody else somewhere in the world, BUT you weren’t aloud to talk about it at all or say who you really are or what your actual body looks like or else the government(?) would fucking kill you, like there was cameras watching us at all times, and people getting shot in front of us was common, it was very dystopian… but it was kind of an unspoken fact that almost all the people who were doing the best job at pretending to be people they weren’t were all transgender for some reason?? to the point where a lot of us had found ways to talk about it without talking about it and could bypass the cameras and shit… and the like guy who was all behind it had to get involved eventually…and he like started interviewing some of us and finally once and for all had us talk about who we really were and it was very dramatic and emotional but I woke up like immediately after saying what I looked like and who I was so 🤷🏻 who knows what would have happened next LMAO
#definitley some sort of weird queer horror trans narrative going on#but waking up I was like damn… I was getting misgendered left and right non stop and just had to deal w it#then I was like oh that’s already my existence LMAO#(I was on the body of a very very attractive young blonde woman btw#like MODEL type but I was still unhappy… even being conventionally attractive cause obviously I wasn’t myself#and I can’t even imagine what it would have been like with people experiencing racism for the first time or not experiencing it for the firs#t time… all sorts of wack stuff#I remember there being like a 60 year old guy who was on the body of a little girl#and when they die their bodies switch backed so you would see the like dead old man there instead of the little girl#but I’m not sure what happened to the other person you switched with? like did they die too? would u be responsible for their death?#or would they get to finally live as themselves again?#which would be worse?#idk…#cause then I could see like someone trying to find themself and then try and trick the other person#into talking about it so they could return back to their body#or you would always be on fear that someone out there on the other side of the world could kill you at any moment#NOT TO MENTION THE LANGUAGE BARRIER OF THATS A THING but I think in my dream people just were able to speak the language of the body they#switched into but yeah… anyways <3#very interesting thought experience once again my dreams are always so strange lmao#callate guero
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In Conclusion; it do be like that sometimes.
You can Find the Wattpad version here :)) 
Warnings: Mentions of an arranged marriage, Alcohol use, A nosey man, People constantly misgendering others, Inability to understand personal boundaries.
Words:  4.7k, (An apology for posting this so late)  
Hadi
August 28th, 2020; 3:17 pm
Beirut, Lebanon.
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"Golfing? Seriously?" To say that Hadi was having a bad day was the understatement of the century. She overestimated her ability to wake up on time, which then led to her running around the house, trying to finish some pending work, when she got the memo that her father wanted her to join him at an investor's private golf club.
"Yes, and you best hope I see you here in the next 30 minutes," Her father threatened. Hadi shook her head.
"I don't have any choice do I?" She cut the call, tossing her phone on her bed and rummaged through the wardrobe to try and find the right outfit. Pulling out a rather plain beige checkered sweater, she scrunched her nose in disgust. Golf outfits were so incredibly plain; I mean, where was the ✨✨pizzazz✨✨?
"Ugh, boring-ass outfits, no fashion sense at all," She was about to apply her perfume and concealer, but she decided against it. God knows how her father and the other men would react.
Double checking her belongings again, she fed her kitten and played with him for a while. Glancing at her watch again she sighed loudly. Blu-- her kitten-- as if he could sense her reluctance meowed loudly and purred; almost as if he was telling her to not go.
"I know sweetie, I don't want to go either. But I have to," Hadi picked up Blu and put him back in his small bed. "Behave well for me, ok?" Blu just meowed in response.
Hadi grabbed her keys and entered the elevator. She made her way to the building's parking lot and buckled herself up, groaning when her phone-- that was connected to the car's bluetooth-- rang loudly.
"Yes, Hassan?" She sighed audibly. Her day was bad enough already, and she didn't need another person who made it worse.
"My man Hadi!" She winced at the use of the incorrect pronoun. "You still up for drinks tonight?"
"I'm sorry, Hassan. I have to attend to some incomplete work today," Hadi lied. Was she sorry about it? Not at all! Any time away from people was worth lying for.
"Aw! Well, its your loss," She rolled her eyes, "Everyone's going to be there, you sure you don't want to come?"
"I'm sure, Hassan." She cut the call, not particularly in the mood to talk to him for longer.
Hadi was not even 20 minutes into her drive when she got a notification about a meeting she was supposed to attend in a few hours. She was kidding about having to attend a meeting, but since when did things go her way anyways? And usually she would groan at the mere mention of a meeting, but this time, Hadi was actually excited for it. I know, I can't believe it either.
Taking a sharp turn, Hadi saw the isolated roads ahead of her and she suspected that she was nearing the location her father had given her.
"This isn't that far away from home," She noted, pausing for a moment and drove her car to the parking lot. The security, as if knowing who Hadi was, immediately let her in.
Hadi parked in the designated place and went to the reception.
"Hi sir, how may I help you?" The receptionist looked up from her computer screen with a polite smile.
"I was wondering where I could find Mr Kanoo?" The gut feeling of being extremely out of place never left her.
"Oh, Mr Kanoo and his daughter are waiting for you in course number 17," She smiled and gestured the way to the course. Hadi gave her a swift smile and began walking; only to pause suddenly.
"Actually I was wondering if I could you could do me a favour," She walked to the receptionist's desk yet again.
"Of course, sir."
"I know this sounds really odd," Hadi gave a sheepish smile, "But could you get me a locker in the men's dressing room? I have to attend a meeting after this and I have no time to change," She explained, handing out her card for them to swipe. To her surprise the receptionist just smiled and pushed the card back towards him.
"Mr Kanoo will be taking care of all your expenses," She smiled and showed Hadi the way to the locker rooms.
Hadi quickly ran back out, grabbed the suit hanger from her car and hurried towards the direction of the locker room. Twisting the knob to its combination, she gently folded her suit so that it won't catch any wrinkles, put it inside and twisted the knob again.
A quick glance at her watch told her that if she didn't start running, she'd be executed.There was absolutely no way she would make it in one piece if she ran, so she opted for walking briskly instead, following the arrows that made it easier to navigate the huge club.
Hadi sat down on one of the benches, crossing her long legs. She spotted her father, Mr Kanoo and a woman who seemed like his daughter from a distance and frowned.  
'Why's she here?' Usually, Hadi wouldn't worry about petty things like someone's daughter playing golf, but judging by the way Mr Kanoo's daughter was laughing at something that Hadi's father said, she was concerned.
Hadi's father never cracked jokes. Heck, he wasn't even remotely funny. Convinced she was just being paranoid, she consulted the council of wise turtles.
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Another quick look at her father told her that he was still in a deep conversation with the other man. So she did what she always does best: Hadi scrolled through her social media to see what was up. 
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She quickly switched her phone off when she heard the voices of approaching footsteps and loud laughter.
"Hadi my boy! It's absolutely wonderful to see you again!" Hadi stood up.
"I could say the same thing, mr Kanoo," She gave a curt smile and brought her hand out to shake the older man's, hoping she looked polite enough.
"Sit down, sit down!" Mr Kanoo gestured one of the waiters to come over, "Right, take down the order," He looked at Hadi and her father.
"Any preferences?"
"Yes," Hadi turned towards the waiter, "I'd like a Mai Tai and a grilled lentil panini," Excited at the prospect of proper food, Hadi wondered that maybe coming here wasn't a bad decision after all and only zoned back in when she heard the waiter coming back with his order.
'Damn, good food and fast delivery? I need to come to this place often.' She found herself thinking as she took a bite of her panini, almost moaning at its exquisite taste.  
She drowned out the loud voices of her father and the other man, who now began talking about investments and shares.
"So tell me Hadi," Mr Kanoo turned to him with a devious smile and Hadi knew, that no matter what question she was asked, she had to be careful while answering.
"This new project your father was telling me about," He swirled his glass, "May I know the profit margin that you're expecting?" Hadi sipped her drink.
"I guess father forgot to mention that this was a non-profit project," She avoided her father's glance, "It is meant to provide for children who are in need of food and shelter," Mr Kanoo held a contemplating gaze.
"And say, how do you plan on funding the project in the future?" All of a sudden, all eyes on the table were on her.
"Well," Hadi sipped her drink yet again, "We've set up a trust fund for starters," She set her almost-empty glass down, "And the final details for the project will be discussed today," She smiled at the older man again,
"But it's the generous businessmen like you who really make a difference," A BIG LIE. While Ahmed Kanoo did give away money for charity often, Hadi couldn't really say the same for other businessmen and their companies. She just hoped that Mr Kanoo would buy her compliments and agree to fund this project alongside her.
And once she saw the satisfied look that Mr Kanoo now wore, Hadi finished up the delicious panini and her drink.
"Do we have a deal then?" Her father prompted, setting his glass of scotch down and looking expectantly at Mr Kanoo.
"I believe we do!" They laughed and shook hands, which-- if Hadi's mental guide for corporate body language was right, meant that they had another ulterior move. There was no way in hell that they would laugh if they weren't the closest of friends (in this case, they really were not).
"So Hadi, when are you planning on settling down?" Hadi shifted uncomfortably.
'Well, Fuck. Time to dissolve.' Hadi was ready to yeet herself off a cliff.
"S-settle down..?" Of course Hadi knew what they meant by 'settle down', she just didn't know how to tell them that she was in fact, ✨✨gay✨✨.
"About time, don't you think? The company needs an heir, and judging by your success, I don't think it would be hard to find you a good wife," Hadi gave a polite smile, and laughed lightly, the kind of laugh that oozed discomfort. She stopped laughing after her father gave her a pointed look.
"W-wait you're serious?" Was it too late to run away? This has to be the worst thing her father has done after supplying her mom with his sperm, (which meant she had to be born), and assuming her gender and sexuality.
Hadi's head was spinning. She had no idea what her father and that other dude were planning, but whatever it was, it didn't seem too good.
"Of course daddy's serious," Hadi stiffened at the sudden contact of-- was it an arm?-- with her thigh, "And of course, he was referring to me," Ok, this lady was beginning to get on Hadi's nerves. She was silent the whole time, why open her mouth now? And what exactly did she want from Hadi?
"Excuse me?" The lady continued looking at Hadi in a predatory way, "What exactly do you mean?" She just wanted answers, goddamnit!
"Daddy always got me what I wanted," She drawled, leaning in towards Hadi's stiff body, "And when I told him that I wanted you; well, of course he complied!" The creepy lady whispered in his ear.
To anybody else, it would've looked like they were two best friends who were sharing secrets. And perhaps for that very reason Mr Kanoo and Hadi's father had assumed something else out of a situation that was now excruciating for Hadi to continue pretending that she was ok with.
"We should leave them to talk amongst themselves," Hadi whipped her head and looked at her father with pleading eyes. When it was clear he wasn't going to do anything, she had to take matters into her own hands.
"NO!" The chair on which she was sitting on scraped loudly against the rough asphalt of the ground.
"I mean," Hadi cleared her throat as her father and Mr Kanoo's scrutinising gaze pierced through her, "I have a meeting to attend and I really should get going," She quickly stood up, dusting off the ridiculous sweater she was wearing in the name of golf.
"I hope you don't mind me leaving so suddenly," Hadi smiled and tried to use all the charm she could, hoping that they fall for it.
"Of course, of course!" Mr Kanoo laughed heartily, "You have a company to run, I understand," She shook hands with the older man one more time and briskly walked, (it was more of a run, really), back to the locker room and changed out of her atrocious outfit in record time, from where she made her way to the parking lot again and drove out of this club as fast as the speed limit would let her.
She breathed out out in relief-- a breath she didn't even know she was holding-- as she slowly reached the familiar traffic in the main road. The experience at the golf club was something she never thought she'd live and she vowed never to go back to that place again; which was a shame because the food was amazing.
Hadi sighed, what would she have done if the meeting for discussing the project wasn't scheduled today? She shook her head and dismissed those thoughts. Groaning again, she leaned against the steering wheel when it was evident that this traffic was not going to ease up anytime soon.
This is exactly why she never left home.
It took Hadi almost an hour and a half for her to finally reach her office. If she hadn't left the club at the time she did, she'd probably have missed her meeting.
Hadi entered the lobby, greeting the workers as she made her way to the meeting room. This project was something she needed to do. This was singlehandedly, the most important project that Hadi has worked on, and she wondered if there was something that could top its importance.
"Chairman sir! you're here!" Hadi smiled and took her seat at the far end of the room and picked up one of the files lying on the table.
She read over every detail with outmost precision, being careful not to miss even the tiniest of details.
"I think we should tweak up the decor a bit," Everyone in the room analysed the papers that lay spread on the conference table.
"You know, make it a little more homely," Hadi glanced at the interior designers she'd hired for this project, looking for their approval.
"I suppose we could stray from the whole 'high society' vibe we had going on," At their approval, Hadi breathed a sigh of relief.
The next hour was spent on finalising the interior of the shelter, to make it as welcoming as possible. Every small thing, from the colour of the lights, to the accessibility of the furniture was addressed.
Eventually came the time for the the finance department  to propose a solution for the funding issue; and the CFO, Khalid Yusuf and his team did not disappoint.
"We thought of something like this," He looked at Hadi and brought the plans, "There are lots of investors who've given the go, right?" Hadi nodded and Khalid continued, "So we can make use of the trust fund we set up, and also hold fundraisers and donations," Hadi was smiling now.
"I like that idea. We should hold an event once every 3 months," She nodded to herself, "And it can be something that people enjoy," The Event management team took this as their cue to formulate ideas.
"Sir, I think we could do something different for every fundraiser we hold," A meek voice suggested from the back of the room, going silent when their superior was glaring at them.
"Sorry sir, I told him not to interrupt but--"
"No," Hadi raised her palm to stop the employee from glaring at the poor intern, who now looked terrified.
"Go on," She urged the intern to continue what they were saying. The intern glanced at their superior once again, and Hadi sighed.
"Ignore them and continue," The intern paled and nodded.
"If we could conduct a different event for each fundraiser, it would not only be more fun, but will also increase participation," The intern grew a little more confident at their boss's nod.  
"And increased participation means--"
"--More funds generated." Hadi was impressed. "What do you suggest we do for the first fundraiser then?" The intern looked at her in disbelief.
"Wait you're actually serious?" She frowned, what part of her looked like she was joking?
"Of course I am, why would I joke about this," She looked at the bundle of nerves in front of her. The intern was so happy, his face was almost ready to split in half.  
"Thank you so much sir, I promise I won't disappoint!" To everyone's surprise, the intern-- whose name Hadi later learned was Tyrone Booker-- presented an amazing idea that everyone thought was extremely fun to both plan and partake in, and personally speaking, Hadi couldn't wait until this plan was put in action.
Now the usual drill would be to schedule a meeting sometime in the coming weeks, but seeing as they were already behind schedule, Hadi decided it would be more productive if they stayed and finished the discussion today, so she could not only enjoy her vacation, but also that the preparation for the event itself would have more time and they wouldn't have to rush into anything.
"I know you all are probably tired, but I think we may have to spend the night finagling our plans for the fundraiser," Hadi was quick to notice the annoyance that bubbled in the room, "Let's do one thing," She glanced at her watch, "It's 9:30 now, so let's take a break for an hour, to eat or plan, whatever you want, and we'll get back to our discussion at 10:30. Sound's good?" Everyone agreed, although reluctant, they understood that it was either they spent another 3 hours here today, or they had to rush in with all the plans in the last minute.
The heads of department and their respective teams all went to their own places all over the office building. A few in the library, a few down in the lobby and some even went to the rooftop. But everyone in the building, including Hadi herself, had ordered themselves a hot meal that was coming their way too, and perhaps that was what kept them going.
Hadi pondered how she would use her time. She knew she couldn't waste much just thinking about what to do, so she just caught up with some of her friends on social media.
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Hadi only stopped texting when she got her food, some good ol' Spicy Ramen. Just the smell of the Ramen itself was enough to brighten anyone's mood and today, she felt her mood instantly lift up one she had a bite of her food.
I'm forgetting something, aren't I?' Hadi paused the intense inhaling of her food and wondered why she suddenly thought she was forgetting something. She eventually attempted to brush it off thinking that she was just being anxious.
Key word: attempted.
Because no matter how much she tried to convince herself that she wasn't forgetting anything, a small voice in the back of her head kept telling her to remember. But Hadi could not, for the love of her life, remember what it was that she had forgotten to do, when it suddenly hit her like a truck, she promised her friend Meghana that she'd call her father.
Mentally cursing herself, she texted Meghana and asked her if it went too late for her to call Meghana's dad. Luckily she wasn't and she talked to Meghana's father, who-- to Hadi's surprise-- wasn't as bad as she thought he would be.
She answered all of his questions like, 'Will there be alcohol,' 'What all are you planning to do,' 'How long is the trip,' and 'Please don't let Meghana do stupid things.' The last one was more of a request, but Hadi complied nonetheless, there was no way Meghana could do such stupid things, right? Unbeknownst to her, she was actually underestimating how much of a chaos that girl really was.
But Meghana's father ended the call stating that he's willing to send Meghana on the trip, so I guess that was a success? Hadi doubted her socialising skills, but they weren't that bad!
After that whole fiasco, Hadi finished up her dessert for the night, and chatted with her (friends? She really didn't know at this point) for some more time,
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Only when the team members started coming back in did Hadi realise that she's been chatting with her friends for almost 45 minutes.
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They resumed the meeting with a little more vigour compared to when they left an hour ago, and Hadi was happy to see the progress they'd made in the short time they'd been allotted.
"So I thought that maybe going with a little more laid-back, casual style for the venue would be great, seeing that many of our guests are either going to be businessmen or just normal people out there for a good time," Tyrone explained, turning to face the people in front of him,
"The casual vibe will also help the employees and people have a great time in general, and will also lighten up the environment as opposed to a more professional one," Hadi felt that this particular reasoning was weak, but made no comment on it and instead waited for him to continue.
"A causal theme is also beneficial for our company as it boosts the overall company image and the relationship between the employees. Its also a great networking opportunity for people who're looking forward to socialising, and in fact, I would say that the whole atmosphere promotes creativity and improves motivation,"
"And lastly," Tyrone smiled sheepishly, "Although I feel like this is out of my place to say this, the environment is especially great if you have a lot of pent up stress and you're looking for a way to release it. No offence to anyone here, but some employees could really use the stress relief; and I am not even talking about our main event, I feel like the overall mood is very uplifting," He concluded, looking at Hadi for confirmation.
"I think the casual theme world be a great idea," Hadi deduced, the reason-- although it was presented as a lengthy one-- was very simple. People needed to enjoy what they payed the money for.
"And the main event is also very fitting for this theme, in my opinion." Elissa-- one of the interior designers she'd hired-- remarked.
"I agree, you can't have a bowling alley with a professional theme," Yazra, the head of the Marketing team added.
As the majority of people agreed with the casual theme, they decided that it would be the final theme. It took them another 3 hours to finalise the venue, the food and most importantly, the cost of entry. But finally, they were done!
Hadi was so tired, she could literally fall asleep on the conference table. But unfortunately, she didn't have that privilege. She thanked everyone for their immense help, time and contribution and eventually drove back home.
The streets, to her bad luck were filled with heavy traffic and Hadi was almost ready to cry. This day had already tested her patience and will to live enough; so why on Earth was this day just getting worse at it progressed? She hoped--prayed even-- that Blu did not trash the entire house by the time she got back. She was in no way, mentally (or physically) capable of dealing with his destructive tendencies.
'Finally' Hadi thought as the traffic started to clear out and she could drive back to her apartment and s l e e p. The feel of her bed and the comfort it brought was so close, Hadi could f e e l it in her bones.
15 more minutes. Just 15 more minutes and she'd be in the comfort of her home, with the warmth of her duvet and her smol kitten.
She entered the building with a newfound determination, greeting the security who was on his night-shift, and then made her way to the elevator and went up to the 25th floor; her floor. Technically she was the only habitant of the apartment of that floor, so there really was no harm in calling it 'her' floor.  
Hadi realised just how tired she was after she punched in the passcode to her flat and swiftly made her way inside. She barely had the energy to move, let alone change her clothes, but she managed to gather all the energy she could and changed into her night clothes. A quick check on her cat told her that Blu-- like her-- was getting ready for bedtime, curling his tiny body in the small bed that Hadi got for him; and Hadi was overjoyed to find out that Blu hadn't trashed anything today. She guessed that even the most destructive of animals get tired of breaking stuff every once in a while.
Without any other distractions, Hadi plopped on her bed and drifted to sleep as soon as her face hit the pillow.
And so she slept, without a care in the world, because starting tomorrow, she was on vacation; and this time, she will make sure that she enjoys every single minute of it.
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A/N:
So,,,,, uhm,,,,, *shuffles and looks at cue cards* *Ducks under the table because of the rotten tomatoes being thrown*
I know I was supposed to post this earlier but I honestly have no excuses this time,,, I was suddenly hit with writers block and I was trying so hard to finish this piece, but it was so hard because I know literally nothing about the corporate world or how its run for that matter. I managed to evade it in the first chapter but I needed that info this time,,,,
So a big thanks and shoutout to my mom for sitting wit me and explaining business terms and answering my useless questions lmao. I hope you enjoyed this, and also let me take the time to remind you to be nice, and USE THE PREFERRED PRONOUNS OF PEOPLE WHO ASK YOU TO USE THEM. Unless they've told you otherwise,,,,
Anyways, I promise the next chapter will be up sooner than this one,,,
Signing off like always,,
Meg❤️.
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Vida 3x05 Cast Live Tweets (1 /3)
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Tanya (Creator): We open and close with songs by my new favorite music diosa Angelica Garcia She threw down for us this season! Tanya: What do we think about Lyn's baptism? She's always in search for something greater than her -- something spiritual. First through curanderismo... now this. Gladys (Writer): Lyn has had such a journey! She’s born again. Or is she? Ser (Eddy): Such beautiful imagery as Lynn gets saved. Lindsey (Writer) : Hello I’m here for an adult baptism. Esti, will you Baptize me sometime? Chelsea (Mari): Didn’t know you can have a baptism in a pool Tanya: Oh, yeah. It's very common for evangelical storefront churches... Tanya: I don't know how Melissa wasn't choking and snorting water every time she emerged from that baptism water... and we did a few times too. Lindsey: Wow papi is kinda buff. Tanya: Tonight's episode was written by Jenniffer Gomez and a bit of trivial... SHE ALSO DOES DRAG AS ERIK ESTRADA in CHIPS!
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Chelsea: Damn Emma was actually pregnant!🤯 Tanya: So Emma was preggerz, huh? #preñada Ser: Emma don’t give Af, gimme da pills. Lindsey: Me when I’m like thanks for the morning after pill. Old hat. Gladys: Originally we had a storyline I was supposed to write last season where Mari was pregnant and ending her pregnancy. This year, we changed it to Emma. Complicating her & Nico. Gladys: Although it is not that complicated for Emma, tbh. 
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Lindsey: Love Jenn (tonight’s writer) talking about a banana republic wardrobe Tanya: Lyn is very anti Nico these days... Ser: Yo, Lynn where’s the drag king love??? Tanya: Lyn is pro-anything queer for the bar. She's just starting to be affected by Rudy's view of the bar, and she thinks burlesque is too janky. Tanya: Emma, I woulda waited to take that second pill. Lindsey: Lyn. The ONE time you took the pill? Chelsea: Sister bonding🥰 Ser: Queer is on brand!! Ser: Councilman wifey act-good one Emma... Mishel (Emma): I like Lyn’s new look🤷‍♀️ Esti (Writer): “I look like you... ew.” is very funny given that Emma is dressed like Arthur Mishel: Hey... I kept that sweater Esti: Can’t believe Arthur made it in the episode tho. Mishel, does Emma wear glasses? I don’t remember
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Tanya: I loved shooting at Hollenbeck Park! Also, it was a bunch of scenes with my real-life bestie Adrian Gonzalez which was a highlight for me. Ser: Psst-  alli está la señora... Rudy’s mom...😧 Tanya: Nipplegate 2.0 over here... Chelsea: Nipples out lol poor Lyn🤦‍♀️ Gladys: Free the nipple! Lindsey: No one wants your sueter from Chico’s mami! Ser: I can’t even with Rudy🤦‍♂️ Gladys: Wake up, Lyn. He’s a straight up mamas boy. Tanya: Hasta yo le tengo miedo a esa suegra... #doñasilvia (Even I am afraid of that mother-in-law ...) Mishel: Yup Ser: I love Lidia Porto as Sra. Marquez Lidia: I love you as Eddy!! Ser: 🥰
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Mishel: Coconut amelie?! Lol Lindsey: Okay coconut Amelie is good. I’m down with this insult. Tanya: I love Claudo Restrepo improv insult to Emma calling her "Amelie Barbie" #gobacktonordstroms
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Chelsea: Oh snap I spot Annie Gonzalez😍😍😍 and the first thing she does is throw shade lol Ser: Dang, such shade on the stage before the show even starts lol Tanya: Eddy is not having these drag kings... they're a little entitled, no? Chelsea: The drag kings are very needy lol Vico: LOLOLOL we got them standards high Ser: Yes, Rocky, HELP!! Ser: Dang, open bar?! Thanks Emma😉 Ser: Please let Eddy go outside and get the trash please?! Ser: They mean and bossy Ser: Eddy understands lesbian drama lol she respects them and gives them space... Esti: Emma got a tummy ache?
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Ser: Oh hey, are you misgendering eddy? Ser: Oh, Eddy, threw some women under the bus with that line😬 Ser: Them quien?? Eddy after being refered to as non-binary Ser: Elder? Who you callin an elder? Lol eddy Esti: “Respect your elders” is cruel Ser: Daggers
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Lindsey: I like to sneak in the eps once or twice a season. See me bottom right.
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Chelsea: Oh no, Karla and Johnny, run Lyn lol Lindsey: “Yeah but you could just send him an email” words to live by. Chelsea: Damn that Lyn Johnny Karla Rudy awkward baby moment Mishel: You can’t escape each other in the neighborhood Lindsey: Aw that’s a cute kid Johnny Gladys: Lyn seeing baby Elena for the first time. Oof. I’m sure she is feeling some type of way. Tanya: The twin actor babies' last name was Hernandez. Bit of trivia. Chelsea: Damn Lyn always say just a bit too much🤦‍♀️ Ser: Ay Lynn, siempre mete la pata (Ay Lynn, always screw up ) Tanya: Omaiga, awkward exchange between Rudy and Lyn and Karla and Johnny. In editing we kept cringing at the end too... It's sad because Lyn & Johnny haven't even done anything wrong this season! Mishel: So much awkward this episode Tanya: Left and right. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS THE NEXT TO THE LAST EPISODE?!
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Lindsey: Oh hey check out Kelcie Gruenberg in the background drawing caricatures! I made her do this and I’m sitting next to her. Tanya: You're still our MVP background actor! Lindsey: What if I change careers. Support me in my bg actor life! Tanya: I think it’s where it’s at for you. Kelcie (Writer): Should I accept the background Emmy now or...? Lindsey: Please accept it’s a once in a lifetime Raul (carried Marcos last ep): Not if I get it first. Kelcie: I’m willing to duel for this honor [Karen Walker slap gif] Raul: Hahhaha
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